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photoniccyclone · 8 months
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I just wanna say, if the food naming jokes that have been going on in tdp don't build up to a punchline where somebody names the food what it's actually called, only for everyone else to be like "yeah... sorry... I don't think that one's gonna catch on" I'm suing.
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dougielombax · 3 months
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I’ve just had the WORST idea for a recurring gag in Doctor Who!
Any time the Doctor is subject to psychological torment, they have to watch Adric die again and again and again in increasingly convoluted and comically stupid circumstances with no way for the Doctor to stop it.
Such as:
Suddenly getting run over by an ambulance, hit by a robotic arm, a stray bullet, trampled to death by a crowd of stampeding pedestrians, falling down a comically long flight of stairs, accidentally electrocuted, death by coconut (LOOK IT UP!!!), dancing too hard and dying (NO ADRIC! DON’T JUJU ON THAT BEAT!!!), getting lost in fog and disappearing, mathematical calculation gone wrong (oh wait, NO!!!!), nuclear fission warhead, chemical reaction gone wrong, falling into a geyser, premature obituary, crushed by the falling debris of a space satellite, hit directly by a meteorite, hit by a train (not even ON the tracks), attacked by BEES!!!!, disappearing helplessly into the void, sucked into a black hole, hit by a cricket ball, bucket of water, contempt of court, sucked into a jet engine, MRI machine accident, instantly frozen to death by a combination of liquid nitrogen and witchcraft, crushed by a falling bookshelf (and the books), exploding leaf blower, THE SLUDGE, loophole exploitation backfire, feedback loop, escaped crocodile, skydiving accident (no parachute), a very menacing pomegranate, sudden nonexistence, airborne fire hydrant, sudden depressurisation, bomb disposal gone wrong, evicted from reality, TOUCHING THE SNAIL, killed by a giant crab, falling out of a window, trying and failing to define Xnopyt, sudden blood loss, random organ failure, hit by a falling pear or some other such fruit, falling into a volcano, getting lost in a corn field, roadside fever, eaten by a wall, showered with gifts and promptly smothered, ambushed by a boar, slowly kicked to death, assassinated with a bucket, suddenly exploding, spontaneous combustion, revolving door accident, tripping over a pig, killed by an ostrich/emu/cassowary/some other flightless bird, ricin, prank gone wrong, cable car accident, locked in a cupboard, falling on a turnip, tsunami, laughing too hard at a joke, dragged through a briar patch, rolled up in a rug, falling through a roof, stray poisoned arrow, mistaken identity, falling out of a plane or helicopter, Olympic flame lighting gone wrong, heart attack, sudden explosion at a computer server bank, special tree, sudden and severe information mismanagement, swallowed by a whale, turned into a marketable plushie, FICTIONALIZED, crushed by a vending machine, trampled by an angry hippopotamus, etc.
And any other sort of ridiculously circumstantial and comically convoluted deaths.
“ADRIC, NO!”
*dies again*
Yeah.
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Im going to be carrying around a chunk of my mother for the foreseeable future.
Before any of you get even more concerned, my mother is dead and was cremated. My aunt gave me a tiny little urn so that I can have part of her.
That sounds so bad. But also I'm gonna be freaking my friends out with it as only about 2 of them join in on my dead mom jokes.
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sophsun1 · 2 years
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Britin + The running joke of Justin being a hustler
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sportsandlaughs · 6 months
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random-doobles · 3 months
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Fascinating
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laughterfixs · 2 years
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Behold
Long cat has been drawn @madcatdaderpydrawer-blog took me long enough XD
But in all seriousness, I was thinking how this could happen in the au. And I figured it out while taking a shower cuz that’s how that works xD
After helping moon and sun defeat Vanny, Ana is actually in a lot of trouble herself. Not only did she reveal the exist of dragons to…robotany? Robotiny?? Whatever the bot version of humanity is >.>
She also meddled in the affairs of other worlds. She broke laws and now had to pay for her crimes…but since none of it was out of malice, The Dragon Counsel decided on a rather fair punishment.
To spend the next 1,000 days and nights of temporary exile in the plaza with Moon as her caretaker. But not in her current form. It was decided she would take the form of a…lower creature in the dragon’s eyes. And the form of a cat was chosen by moon actually. Since that’s what he first thought Ana was when he saw her. Ana was quickly changed into her new form and the dragons departed.
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OMG I JUST NOTICED HEIDI'S SITE IS HER PROFESSIONAL PORTFOLIO!!!!! SHE'S SHOWING OFF HER EX AND HIM DIVORCING HER ON A PROFESSIONAL SITE AND SHOWING IT TO PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆
I know I use this joke a lot but...
"""Professional"""
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Kenichi Suzumura and Toshiyuki Morikawa's Quest for the Elusive Long Buster Sword!
Kenichi Suzumura (Zack Fair) and Toshiyuki Morikawa (Sephiroth) drew "Buster Cards" for the Q&A portion of the Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion talk on Dec 12, 2022. They had a running joke that I thought would be funny as a compilation video.
Subtitle colors: 🔵 Kenichi Suzumura (Zack Fair) ⚪ Toshiyuki Morikawa (Sephiroth) 🟡 MC: Chiaki Matsuzawa
FFVII BGM and sound effects were added by me.
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🦄 Translation/Subtitling/Editing: Ultimaniacs on YouTube 📺 Original video: 『クライシス コア –ファイナルファンタジーVII– リユニオン』発売直前放送 (Square Enix on YouTube) 🎵 Music: "Let the Battles Begin!" by Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy VII) / "Let the Battles Begin! (Jukebox Ver.)" arranged by Masanori Akita (Final Fantasy VII Remake)
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justagreencircle · 1 year
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i skipped the fireworks to do this
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The Reservoir translated in Hungarian.
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dougielombax · 6 months
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What’s that?
The Eighth Doctor has amnesia?
Again?!
Oh dear.
Anyway.
Seriously it happens to him so many times in the novels, the comics and the audio plays, that it’s genuinely comical.
It’s like a kind of twisted running gag.
Of course it started with the TV movie but still.
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roninkairi · 1 year
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
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anonyunknownonearth · 4 months
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"Why call him Tom Holland when you can call him Tom Netherlands?"
This magnificent line emerged during a convo which was basically quick back-and-forths of,
'Why call it a croissant when you can call it a quackson?'
'Why call him Benedict Cumberbatch when you can say Berihkesjbskf Cyekjsnfkaht and everyone will know who you're talking about?'
'Why call them penguins when you can say penlings?'
and my sister came up with the Tom Holland one, so credits to her
I laughed quite a bit because it was just so unexpected, but it still made sense & was funny. I thought I should share that slice of creativity, and so here we are. Tumblr.
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fluttershiesworld · 1 year
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why so problematic batman? -the canceler
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months
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Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?
You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?
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