#second to last guys

[insert-neologism]

pisces moon by flower face

#yellowjackets #jackieshauna #second to last guys #honestly im proud of myself #like. I used to not edit good or at least not edit much and I think it shows in spiracle BUT ive come so far. I think #probably gonna like reedit spiracle for the final cut (if that ever exists. but u plan on dojng some sorta masterppst or smth??) #but im gonna leave the first one. Just for me #mine art tag #mitos incredible life #Getting EMOTIONAL #anyways. this is pretty jackieshauna fr barely did ANYTHING but for some parts i had no idea like what to do #So I just out anything. hope it's not too apparent (and if then Idk ignore it lol) #jackieshauna: The Shark In Your Water

[nouverx]

Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #vox #my art #comic #autodesk sketchbook #digital art #I followed the whole thing earlier today and it was like running a fucking marathon istg #he stayed at 50/50 with Lucifer for so long and only went to 51 in the last 2 hours it was wild #my poor guy fought for his life out there #ALSO IT'S SO FUNNY HOW ALASTOR LOST AGAINST LUCI IN THE SECOND ROUND BUT VOX MANAGED TO BEAT LUCI???? WHAT??? #I'm not complaining ofc I love Vox but if Vox managed to do it why not Alastor aghjsagjjsab #anyways I love my tv girl

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Michael compare nightmares,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf nightmare #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael once again sharing horrors beyond human comprehension to Mike 💜 #tbh it’s been a second since I’ve last had a comic focusing on these two #it’s interesting how both have a deep connection to dreams in particular #though once again Michael is winning on how much worse his vers are #in the Survival logbook Michael does draw nightmare Fredbear #so those are his nightmares this guy can’t even get a break in sleep #I actually wonder if we’ll ever seen any of the nightmares in live action least for a dream sequence

[ennas-aesthetic]

If we DO ever get a Good Omens season 3 (and fingers crossed we will) then using the Second Coming as the narrative device to facilitate the final culmination of Good Omens' ideology and message is brilliant, actually.

Because the Second Coming IS NOT another Adam situation. And, contrary to the misconceptions I've seen, It IS NOT about Jesus being born again as a baby, etc, etc.

THE SECOND COMING. QUITE LITERALLY refers to THE LAST JUDGMENT.

As in. The SAME Last Judgment Michelangelo painted on the walls of the Sistine Chapel. As in - THE JUDGMENT of the Living and the Dead. THE LAST, FINAL, ETERNAL JUDGMENT.

It's the WHOLE thing Armageddon was leading towards. Book of Revelation speedrun: the world ends, everyone dies, and then they get resurrected again to be judged by JESUS himself. He will flick through the Book of Life (WINK WINK WINK DO YOU SEE HOW LOUDLY I'M WINKING AT YOU???), and if your name is there he will go "oh nice you deserve eternal paradise! :D" and if your name is ERASED from the Book of Life he will go "oh no, sorry, you go to the lake of fire for eternity now D:" (except apparently in Good Omens lore it'd just DOOM YOU TO NON-EXISTENCE FOREVER???)

And if you THINK about it, The Last Judgment is the ultimate manifestation of moral absolutism. No shades of gray, no chances. Just BLACK, and WHITE. Never mind that you're like Wee Morag and Elspeth, who are forced to do "bad" things because of circumstances. It's either you pass Judgment Day, or you burn (or disappear forever.) And the way THINGS are going in the Good Omens universe? I don't think there's ANYONE "good" enough to be "saved." Not Crowley, not Aziraphale. Hell, not even the Archangels themselves.

So it provides a PERFECT opportunity for Aziraphale and Crowley to UPEND that SYSTEM entirely.

I think that's what Crowley and Aziraphale would do in s3: establish a new kind of system in which angels and demons have free will to determine the right (or wrong) choice.

Giving them the APPLE, so to speak.

And then they'll go off to retire in a cottage, together at last.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens meta #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #im sorry but i choke everytime someone refers to a baby jesus for the second coming #like i love yall and parent trapping aziraphale and crowley by the infant son of god would be amusing as heck #but also i rlly think this is about the Last Judgment guys KSLDSKDKLDS #thank you good omens yes this IS in fact how i use my collection of niche trivia on christian eschatology #putting my religious trauma into good use iktr

[mizandria]

so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!

#you can generalize or not. it only depends on whether men profit from it #last or like second to last post about male loneliness i promise <3 #moids are getting so boring about it anyway it's just that this cowboy guy from last night pissed me off #he kind of cleared andrew tate thought so i've decided i'm not making him my no. 1 enemy #radblr #radical feminists do interact

[chropyl]

Stanley crucifixion ( again ) among other doodles

#the stanley parable #tsp #tw blood #how do u tag the first one #crucifixion #sorry yeah thats the second time i tagged that #stanarrator #if you recognize the last drawing. hey. dont say anything okay #also to that guy that wanted me to draw jealous narrator i got a comic draft just for you ( sorry for taking so long )

[cowboybrunch]

#unsurprisingly im characters first (usually) #sometimes plot first or second but setting is always last for me #if you're a setting first kinda guy im scared of you and i respect the hell out of you #polls #writerblr #writers on tumblr #writing

[noodlebox-bird]

HAPPY BDAY LENALEE 💜💚

#dgm #dgrayman #d gray man #lenalee lee #noodle doodle #sliding in basially at the last minute B) #i love her second uniform so much u guys

[jaytalking]

Hiiii have I told you guys he's my favourite guy. Have I told you. Can we talk about him for the love of god please Hi hello. <- has not shut up about him in days.

#MY SHINING STAR!!! THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY RIGHT THERE #I am a Heiji fan first and human second #I would gladly read a comic spinoff about his wackass adventures #detective conan case closed #detective conan #detco #hattori heiji #kudo shinichi #heishin #in that last pic. is it even worth mentioning? oh well #i love how he is the narratives favourite guy to put in near death experiences #like #Conan has several too! But Heiji has the highest Appearance to Near Death Experience ratio from what ive seen so far lol #also yeah the train ticket is specifically an Osaka one but he's accidentally covering the “Osaka” but its fine!!! <- about to bite someth

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

#Kaeya may have wandered away from his last family (believes Crepus) but that sure as fuck wasn't gonna happen a second time #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #Crepus #dawn family #genshin impact #Genshin #thats right now I get to be the one with the many tags trying to get this out there lmao #dont worry I wont do this often here this blog is primarily a trap to get you guys to check out a very talented lore blog #uh I mean... #to show you various fan works of Kaeya? #hey what's that pinned post up there? #god I hope this is formatted right I havent made a tumblr post since we had post headers #and god damn did it keep fighting me #also it's like 5 a.m. if you see any mistakes... #that's tomorrow's problem

[last-hourglass]

So we all agree that this is how Leon’s duel in the @rottmntpeepawpolls went down right

Congrats to @kathaynesart for Replica Leo’s epic win, you were a worthy and valiant opponent!

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #ROTTMNT art #peepaw multiverse #peepaw showdown #my art #future Leonardo #last hourglass #ROTTMNT replica #replica AU #‘‘twas a glorious 10 seconds where I had a chance #and then my guy just got absolutely BODIED

[rick-ety]

Looove old men in dresses. Giggle

#Just being silly with second drawing don’t cancel me guys 💔💔 #But oughthtjtjr I love him so much #He can barely breathe in that corset :( somebody help him #He’s such a pretty boy HOUU #Anyways #i don’t really draw dresses that much #I do not like detail 😭😭 #tsp #rickety’s art #tspud #the stanley parable #narrator tsp #tsp narrator #Stanarrator #Suggestive #not really but just in case for the joke on the last pic

[moeblob]

Harvey telling the farmer it's their time for the annual check up before knowing them for a year is always funny to me. But the fact I keep drawing Asmodeus♡ with a big mouth and fangs made me read the dialogue more like "that's scary, please stop" rather than "okay onto the next part".

Anyway, I have never drawn Harvey before so please enjoy my attempt. (gives him a lil gray. as a treat. to me. the gray is for me.)

#stardew valley #farmer asmodeus♡ #sdv harvey #i need to actually use the wiki for heart events and go on a spree lmao #im actually p high up on hearts for ... a lot of people ? but have seen so few heart events for em #cause im too busy doing fishing requests or the bonkers hey i need 100 amaranth on the fall request board thing #where its bigger tasks #cause hoo boy that took way too much of my time and i didnt really get to socialize much with the town except for randomly in passing #and so the relationships kinda halted progress mid to late fall #BUT ITS FINE GUYS #I finished fall ! and on fall 28 im proud to announce #asmo is no a good level 10 fisher #and i would like to say that its really funny that my last request was for a salmon on fall 28 #and im like dude requesting this you better be glad i have confidence in getting this in one day #since it was willy i was just sitting outta the shop fishing and then realized wait a second #i have about 7000g and an iridium rod is 7500g #so i caught the salmon and a few more to boost me up to 7500g and as soon as i go in to buy the rod #i look at my level and oh nice its now level 10 #happy level 10 have a new rod as a treat i guess asmo.... you have 131g now have fun

[lovedeltaa]

a bunch of sonic comms

#sth #luc comms #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #silver the hedgehog #guys I've been paid to draw tails like 5 or 6 times #living the dream #second to last is literally my own au sonic btw #got paid to fucking draw nikko #thanks cici #I don't feel like watermarking them all #guys promise you wont steal anything 🥺 #luc arte

[voidfishing]

more nonsense

[ID: The TAZ Balance characters, as seen in the comics, edited into various memes.

Merle smiling with a Tiktok caption that reads: "I fuck with joy now!! we not supposed to be that sad"

Taako, Magnus, and Merle happily jumping into a pool plus a post by @/ReallyReallyReallyTrying that reads: "me and my buddies are playing "soup fight". that's where we each embody a different vegetable and get in a nice hot tub together. and then we fight"

A tweet thread between Merle and Magnus which reads: Magnus!!! @/TheHammer (Replying to @/ExtremeTeenBible) what is wrong with you 😭😭😭 Merle 🌱 @/ExtremeTeenBible (Replying to @/TheHammer): I will try to be brief (1/713)

Messages between Kravitz and Taako that read: Kravitz: Goodnight darling Taako: smell ya later dude. End ID]

#toon talking #taz posting #taz #taz balance #for the second to last one I think Merle is like. not being mean abt himself he’s just listing things like #‘ah well. I do forget to heal you guys sometimes! but I get it right when it matters most :)’

[staliaqueen]

Mal's Avatar: The Last Airbender rewatch: The Fortuneteller 1.14

#atlarewatch #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #gifs #avatarthelastairbenderedit #atlaedit #sokkaedit #useramys12 #tusersimone #userthing #THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING UNDERRATED #PEOPLE DISMISS IT AS ONE OF SEASON ONE'S WEAK ONES BUT IT'S SO GOOD I DON'T CARE IF IT DOESN'T MOVE THE MAIN PLOT FORWARD #THE RELIGIOUS COMMENTARY GUYS!!! #NOT TO MENTION HOW FUNNY IT IS #I LEGIT THINK IT'S THE SECOND FUNNIEST EPISODE AFTER THE EMBER ISLAND PLAYERS #Y'ALL HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FORETUNETELLER FOR TOO LONG 😤😤 #this is gonna be the one episode i make two gifsets for #this one is for jo (the second one is gonna be for me) #sokka is my fav ship for jo okay #i just think they'd be great together 🥰