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moemammon · 3 years

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So how do the brothers react to an MC who’s strong enough to pick them up and just carry them around bridal style with no issues? Xx

The Demon Bros reacting to a Hella Strong GN!MC Picking them Up

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Lucifer

Bold of you to assume he'll let you pick him up. Don't even try to get the jump on him, it's impossible. Everyone knows this.

But if you insist that he lets you, he miiiiiight go along with it. Just to see if you can actually do it, tbh.

Honestly doesn't think you've got the strength to pick up a while grown man.

But fact that you CAN lift him up with ease is just??? Haha you've had your fun now put him down right now.

Now that you confirm that you CAN pick him up, he bans you from doing it ever again. Your puppy eyes will not make him change his mind :)

Mammon

Goes from immediately holding on for dear life, to spitting out profanities in surprise-

"Wh- MC?!?! What do ya think yer- How the hell are ya so strong?!"

REFUSES to let you look at his face. It's not because he's embarrassed or anything, damn it! He was just caught by surprise! Yeah, that was it!

"O-Of course you'd wanna pick up the Great Mammon! ....But couldn't ya give a guy a warnin'?! Thought I was gonna have a heart attack!"

Kinda tempted to use you to make money. He'll set up a little booth, people can make bets on whether or not they think you can lift them... And nobody's gonna believe a human like you can pick up a demon! He'll be rich!

Levi

If you do it in public (assuming he's even outside), he might never forgive you. Let's play it safe and assume you pulled this stunt in the safety of his room.

Ngl he's gonna be jealous of your strength. HE wanted to be the one to pick you up, like in the anime!!!

So when you show off your scary strength, you've got one (1) red-faced otaku in your arms. You can hold him for thirty seconds max. Any longer and he might burst into flames-

Too shocked for words tbh. How??? Are you managing this??? Being strong is one thing but being able to walk around with him in your arms????

May or may not imagine you doing it again some day. He'll never admit that though. Put him down, you stupid normie!

Satan

When you scoop Satan up, he immediately clings to you. You caught him by surprise so what did you expect? He doesn't wanna fall-

There's a 50/50 chance that he'll either find it entertaining, or be pissed. Let's just assume you had enough common sense not to do this around other people

The look on his face is enough to tell you to put him down without him even having to say it, so he's not in your arms for long-

Clears his throat when he's on his feet again, and he's trying to act like those cheeks of his aren't burning red-

Distracting himself from his embarrassment by researching how the hell you can just??? Pick people up so easily like that. Are you really human? Are you secretly training with Beel? Is it your diet??

Might see how he can use you against Lucifer 🤔🤔🤔

Asmo

You already know this boy is all over being carried around like the queen he is. He ADORES the fact that you can lift him up with ease, all romantic like~

Asmo wants you to twirl him around and dip him low, like in the movies. He's already fanning himself at the thought! 💕💕💕

"Oh MC, I always dreamt of you sweeping me off of my feet like this, but I never knew you could actually do it~!"

What else can those big, strong arms do? 😏😏😏

Expect to be carrying him around a lot more often. He's got to show of your strength to everyone he knows! Oooh, he can already picture their faces when the two of you walk into the club, while he's being daintily carried in your arms~

Beel

He's usually the one picking YOU up, so when you pick him up for a change, he's shook-

Beel wants to know where you've conjured up the monster strength. Whatever you're eating, he wants to try it ASAP

You're a lil human,,,,, a wee creature,,, and yet,,,,

Honestly he's more amazed than embarrassed about it. Definitely not used to being picked up by ANYONE. He does ask you to put him down after a while, though-

Wants to know all the details of your workout regimen. If it's good enough that a human can lift someone like him, imagine what it’d do for a demon! Will you be his workout buddy? Please?? 🥺

Belphie

Belphie's probably lighter than his brothers because he doesn't eat much and sleeps a lot, so he's easy to lift. You catch him by surprise, but he's not even fighting it

But you shouldn't have shown him what you're capable of because not he's going to milk it at every given opportunity. Now there's TWO people who will happily carry him around??

"MC, my legs are tired. Why don't you you just carry me up the stairs?" "No? But aren't you strong enough to do it?"

He acts like he's not spoiled, but he definitely is. Tries to find every excuse to be carried by you, but most often when the two of you are alone.

Offers to carry you for a change, but then hits you with that signature "Just kidding."

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lucisclit · 4 years

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Mammon.🗿

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cardboardbodicbox · 3 years

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MC got a message from Asmodeus. He had ordered a hoodie for MC from an online store, Asmo is too nice. ;__; Asmo is only sketch because my skin-colored marked just died.

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aromantic-misguide-to-romance · 4 years

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I hate to say that, but let's be realistic. It's the second.

#obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date #shal we date

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moemammon · 3 years

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thiS THOUGHT WON'T LEAVE MY MIND AND IDK WHY 💀

ken u do a hc of how the brothers would react to mc playing russian roulette with other demons? 💀💀

The Demon Bros react to GN!MC Playing Russian Roulette

(CW: for mild angst and guns. But don't worry, it's just a realistic looking dart gun! But the Bros dont know that-)

Lucifer

Why can't you be normal

If catching his attention was your goal, you've fuckin got it

Not only does he swoop in and snatch that gun away where did you even GET THIS

But he's never letting you hear the end of it. "What if you'd hurt yourself? Did it ever occur to you that you aren't immortal? What sort of idiotic-"

You manage to tell him that the gun was a fake, but he doesn't calm down. He's seriously considering you stringing you up from the rafters for that stunt-

Good luck doing literally anything ever again without supervision because you're basically grounded. Hope it was worth it 😔✌️💦

Mammon

He's supposed to be making sure you don't die, AND THEN YOU PLAY A GAME WHERE THERE'S A HIGH POSSIBILITY OF DEATH

He's going to hoist you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and nag at you for the rest of your life

"I know I call ya a dumb human all the time, but I didn't think you'd SERIOUSLY be this stupid! What are ya, some kinda masochist?! Idiot! Fool! Stupid!"

He's mad at you. Ignores you even when you tell him the gun was a fake. No talk him he's angy.

When he does realize it was a fake, he does the whole tsundere thing. "Of course I knew it was a fake! The Great Mammon knows a real gun when he sees it! I-I wasn't worried about ya or anything, damn it!"

Yeah ok mammon so why are you still holding my hand huh

Levi

When you said you were going out to play a game with some friends, he didn't think you meant something like thiS

Can't you just stay inside and play video games??? You don't have extra lives irl MC why do you do these things

SMACKS that (fake) gun away and drags you home by the hand.

Safely secures you in his room so he can rant in privacy. You're not getting out of that TSL marathon that easily, MC. You promised!

"What are you trying to do?! You'll die if you actually mess up, you know that?! Was there really a bullet in there?? Do you have brain damage??????"

SO embarrassed when you tell him it was a fake. Keeps calling you a "Stupid normie, playing stupid normie games..." but also wants to know where you got that from because it was a really good replica and he could use it for cosplay-

Satan

And here he thought Mammon was the only idiot in the house of lamentation. Guess you learn something new everyday :)

He's eerily calm when he literally crushes that gun to smithereens and drags you away by the arm

He's pissed off, so it takes a while for him to realize that the gun definitely felt like plastic and was not real

So once he DOES come to that conclusion, he's embarrassed about how he reacted.

Especially since he went and wouldn't let you leave his room, and lectured you for an hour...

"Honestly... You really scared me, you know? But I guess you wouldn't be dumb enough to play around with a real gun..."

Asmo

Noooo don't kill yourself ur so beautiful haha :)

Kidding, he's full on PANICKING when he sees you're about to pull that trigger against your head

Whisks you away like a ballerina on steroids and rushes you to the nearest empty place, so he can check you over for injuries.

When he confirms you're okay, his hands on on his hips and he's glaring daggers at you with those big, teary eyes.

"MC! Do you have any IDEA how afraid I was?! What were you THINKING, playing around with something so dangerous! What would I do if my precious MC got hurt???"

Hella relieved when you tell him it's a fake, but he's still irritated. Next time, pick a game that doesn't look so unseemly! He was really scared!!

Beel

Boy literally drops everything, including the box of celestial realm macarons he just got from Luke

Picks you up and tosses you over his shoulder, yeeting that gun away.

He's convinced one of these demons taught you a horrible game out of spite. Maybe he should eat them to teach them a lesson?

He's determined to march you all the way back home despite your struggling and protests. It takes you telling him that the gun was a fake for him to stop walking and put you down

"...So it was just a harmless game? MC, I was really afraid. I thought you were going to get hurt."

You made him drop his macarons,,,, over a dumb game,,,,, his macarons,.,,,,,,

Belphie

You don't have the time to react before you feel Belphie grab the back of your shirt and pull you away. He's the only one allowed to kill you 😡

He's quiet the entire time too; an obvious sign that he's upset. And he just pushes you onto his bed without saying anything

Hops in and clings to you like a koala, squeezing you so tight you swear you heard something crack

".....I know it was fake. I realized it when the gun fell. But... I was really scared, MC. I'm mad at you."

His hold loosens up a little and he finally looks at you, and his face is red all over. "Idiot. Take this."

Enjoy dying by being tickled to death. You deserve it.

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moemammon · 3 years

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The Demon Bros reacting to: Losing Belphie at the Mall!

You can imagine how stressful it is going out with the Avatar of Sloth, who's known for being able to sleep anywhere. How do the brothers handle it??

Lucifer

*leans into mic* Goodbye you little shit-

Just kidding. Unless

Why can't they have a nice outing as a family for once? Why didn't he think to put Belphagor on a leash??

Already organizing a search party so they can find him. Delegates one brother to every section of the mall. "If you see anything out of the ordinary, call me at once."

Considers tying Belphie to Beel's back when they go out from now on.

Mammon

DON'T WORRY BELPH. YOUR BIG BRO IS COMING TO SAVE YA

Or something. He ends up going off on his own and gets separated from everyone else.

But that won't stop him from finding his baby bro! Who knows what kind of danger he could be in?! Mammon still remembers the time Belphie wound up on the other side of the devildom, somehow....

Gets distracted by every outlet he passes. "Ooh, those are on sale? Ya can never have too many sunglasses."

Somehow ends up buying a ton of shit before he remembers what he was actually doing

Levi

Ah damn, that's crazy

Anyway, let him know when you guys find him

Probably tries to be a Hackerman™️ and get into the mall's security cameras or something

He's not successful, despite his best efforts. Who would've known that real life isn't like video games at all? 😔✌️💦

"If this were an rpg, I'd just have to use a seeing spell, and I'd find him in no time... I'm no good with this real world stuff..."

Satan

detective mode: engaged

He has a magnifying glass and everything?? Don't even ask where he got it from. You'll kill his vibe

The "Let's split up and look for clues!" guy

Honestly, he's enjoying this way too much for someone who should be worrying about his little brother.

But it's fine since he seems to legitimately be looking for Belphie, unlike some people

Asmo

"Oh noo~! Belphie has gone missing?? Maybe I should....check the changing rooms to see if he's in there~"

Belphie is a demon so it's not like anything bad can happen to him

He's probably fine! Anyway Asmo's gonna be in the makeup department "looking for Belphie" if you need him

Boy is "looking" hard! He's practically breaking a sweat! Which is why he should try out these blotting wipes they have on display.

Is that a hyaluronic acid toner?! Wow....

Beel

Fucking ransacking the place. Beel leaves no stone (or person) unturned. Approaches random strangers to interrogate them about his brother's whereabouts.

Shakes mannequin "Belphie are you in there-"

Honestly? He's the most likely to find him. They've got that weird 'same brain' thing going on, so he's just checking everywhere he thinks Belphie might be

Ends up finding him in a department store sleeping on a discounted tempur-pedic mattress

Hoists him over his shoulder like a delicate sack of potatoes. All's well that ends well!

Belphie

He's died

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