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lomlompurim · 4 months
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I saw a video on tiktok about a woman telling how she met and started a committed relationship with another woman while the were in prison, calling eachother wife and then got married once they were out, and I can only think about lesbingqiu in that scenario.
Binghe would totally thrive calling Shen Yuan her wife, wifey, and live in a weird marital bliss with her cell partner. Then make sure to have that marriage written down on paper once they are out.
Shen Yuan probably finds a way to do mental gymnastics about letting Binghe call her wife. Prison codes? Protecting eachother? Just a completly platonic way to call a very close best friend/cell partner? Like those girls who use "girlfriend" in a non romantic way? She doesn't really mind being called wife, everyone does it here, and if she really needs a wife in prison Binghe is the best one. In a besties way. Like very affectionate roomies.
I don't know why or how Shen Yuan would end up being arrested and stay in prison long enough to got herself a "platonic" wife, unless it was just bad luck.
Binghe probably killed someone or smt like that but she is gonna be free one way or another.
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sheerakk · 1 year
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Garth, thank you for existing
@assigned-k9 thank you for creating her!!
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starphires · 9 months
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STAY AT HOME WIFE.
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୨୧ PARING. girlfriend! ellie williams x gn! reader
୨୧ SUMMARY. a work break spent texting with your girlfriend has her persuading you to quit your job.
୨୧ WARNINGS. fluff, established relationship, talk of shitty customers, ellie being silly and impractical, joel is alive!
୨୧ AUTHOR'S NOTE. people loved the abby text au, so i thought to make one for the one and only ellie bellie :b
masterlist. | tlou masterlist.
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you
pookie smellie 👎 message
i'm on my break!
smellie
i'm on my break! FINALLY!
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pookie yknow i hate that nickname you 👎 message
you
sure you do
smellie
i was just abt to tell u our son misses you you ? message
you
you just did silly smellie 👎 message
smellie
forget it...
how's work so far???
you
wait :(
tell uno that i miss him!!!!!
smellie
so the cat gets an i miss you message and not your beloved girlfriend?
you
yeah... basically smellie 👎 message
but you said you didn't like my nickname for you ☹️
i think it's super cute! you're my pookie bear!!
smellie
the bear part is kinda cute
you
all of it is cute
smellie
alr
all of it is cute
you
so
smellie
so?
you
what did my son say? smellie 👎 message
smellie
you're joking
you
am not
smellie
he's OUR son
and he did a little screech when i told him you loved message
you
he's OUR son nu uh you're the father that step up that's all smellie ! message
smellie
nu uh you're the father that step up that's all but i'm the best father there is 😌
you
you really are
i miss you baby smellie loved message
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wish my lips could stretch so i could give you a kiss from anywhere smellie loved photo & message
smellie
you're really cute you loved message
now tell me abt work babe
you
horrible smellie 👎 message
i'm telling you, never ever work in retail
smellie
wasn't planning on it you haha message
you
i mean it!
bc tell me why i was minding my own business walking around the store asking if anyone needed help nd a woman stops me to hand me shirt so i could refold it-
smellie
OH
KNOCK THE BITCH OUT
you
i was beyond baffled
like hello? i get i'm a worker but i wasn't even folding clothes :( smellie 👎 message
smellie
babe i would've rocked her shit so hard n then make her fold that shirt herself you haha message
serves the ugly right
you
you really shouldn't work in retail omg you'd get fired so quick
and probably banned smellie haha message
serves the ugly right she was actually really pretty so it made it worse
smellie
she was actually really pretty so it made it worse she pulled that shit with you so that automatically makes her ugly in my book!
you should honestly just quit you ? message
you
what would i do all day :(
smellie
be cute n silly n beautiful like usual
you could be a stay at home wife
my cute little house wife you loved message
you
as much as i would love that...
in this economy?
smellie
don't worry babe
i'll take care of you
you
while working for joel?
smellie
the old man gotta retire someday then i'm gonna take over for him
then i'll get you that wrap around porch house you wanted you loved message
you
or you could build it :D smellie loved message
smellie
i'd build anything for my house wife you loved message
you
n that's why i'm bring you home some tea with popping pearls from the food court smellie ! message
smellie
thank you wifeyy you loved message
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reblogs & feedback is appreciated (^ー^)
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merlyn-bane · 6 months
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*emerges several hours later covered in blood*
@meebles!! Mia Mia Mia!! I have made you a gift
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you're so right about butch4butch wlw codywan! i wanted to make Cody a little dirtier but the perspective made it a little weird trying to figure out where to put ink spotches :(
(peep the greasy handprint on Cody's ass tho 😌😌)
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enchantedbreez · 7 months
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HEAR ME OUT: the prudes gang play DnD.
Richie DMs. Pete DMed for them before but Richie wanted to try his hand at a campaign- its every anime or fantasy world and story hes every seen combined into one and its SO FUN.
Pete plays a Half Elven Wizard (Divination), Ruth plays a Theifling Bard (Glamour), and then they befriend Steph she joins as a Human Rogue (Soulknife). Richie makes his own mini-s and battlemaps and stuff.
Bonus for if Grace or Max ever join they play a Aasimar Cleric (Life) and a Goliath Barbarian (Beserker) respectively
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You got any examples of stuff Glimmer has done that people demonize her for but let Catra get away with?
of course i do. someone else may have already made this post but if not, it needed to be made.
in the span of the series, glimmer made two major mistakes that catra also did. let's start with the worst one:
1. jeopardizing the safety of etheria:
glimmer used the black garnet to enhance the princesses' powers to save etheria. was she still at fault for being stubborn and reckless? absolutely. but her intentions were pure and she was really in a tight spot.
“I'm the queen who's going to save Etheria.”
i think we've all been in a situation where we were backed into a corner and had to resort to a bad decision. glimmer was misguided but she was trying to do the right thing.
“We both want to save the people we love.”
she still loved her friends and she cared about her people. of course, it's not an excuse for what she did. but you really can't blame her when she was forced into being a queen at such a young age, because of catra. i swear, people completely forget the fact that none of this would have happened if catra didn't open the portal.
not to mention, glimmer's reaction when she realizes that she was wrong:
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she immediately admits it. she doesn't try to justify herself, she doesn't shift the blame onto anyone else. glimmer may be stubborn, but she's humble enough to acknowledge her own mistakes. contrast that to catra's reaction to realizing that the portal was about to kill everyone:
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that's right. she doesn't care. first off, she was not forced into opening the portal. she wanted to do it to spite adora. sure, she was in a very emotional low at the time, because of the whole "shadow weaver choosing adora" thing. i get it. but her intentions weren't good, they weren't even neutral. she actively wanted to end the world, as long as adora died with it. her reaction to being told that adora was right was this:
“Adora is right. (laughs) Adora gets everything she wants. But not this time. This time, I am going to win. I don't care what it takes. We are opening that portal now.”
also, of course she shifts the blame to adora.
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instead of at least acknowledging that this was her choice, she refuses to take responsibility for it and instead guilt trips adora.
2. hurting adora
this is probably the reason why glimmer gets the most hate from the fandom. because, in a moment of grief and frustration, she says something hurtful:
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of course, it was wrong. it wasn't adora's fault that angella died. but glimmer's anger was understandable, it was just misdirected. she was going through a lot (reminder: because of catra) and she wasn't even given enough time to grieve. she had to put that aside to focus on being a queen. also, unlike catra, glimmer shows immediate guilt and regret after saying that.
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she immediately tries to apologize. no one needed to tell her that what she did was wrong, she realized it instantly. and again, i think this is something we all do. frustration and stress gets the best of us sometimes and causes us to say or do something we can't take back. what matters is if we acknowledge it immediately and try not to do it again.
which glimmer does. she tries to apologize to adora again, but adora is (reasonably) upset and hurt. glimmer is shown to be guilty throughout, and apologizes properly as soon as she is rescued from horde prime.
again, compare that with catra constantly mocking, belittling, insulting and guilt tripping adora.
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she's doing this on purpose. some of it can be chalked down to her being upset in a moment of distress, but most of it is catra deliberately saying anything that could and would break adora's self-esteem. she even prides herself in knowing adora well enough to know what to say in order to really get to her. if you want instances of catra hurting adora, there are going to be thousands across the series, and that's not counting all the physical abuse and attempted murder.
meanwhile, people still hate glimmer for one (1) thing she said out of frustration, and holds her accountable even after she apologized and never repeated it. the double standards are really double standarding.
not to mention, glimmer has to face the consequences of her actions. bow is allowed to stay mad at her and only forgives her after she starts crying, admits her mistake and says that she doesn't expect his forgiveness.
but catra? little catgirl got rescued and lashed out at adora immediately after. the bfs risked their lives to save her, but she never even thanks them. instead she crawls into the room afterwards acting all cute and sad, so all is forgiven. glimmer, who blamed adora for the death of her mom, is suddenly besties with the very person who killed said mom. bow gushes over how cute catra is, completely forgetting everything she did in the previous seasons.
it's so clear that not only do the fans hate glimmer, but even the show seems to. the writers seem to hate every character except catra. and honestly? their favoritism towards catra only ruined her character. she could have been a great villain or heck, she could have even gotten a good redemption arc. flawed characters don't mean shit if they are treated like victims instead of having actual character development.
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starflungwaddledee · 2 months
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Ok but what if she went to waddle Dee town in the forgotten land and all the waddle Dee’s just accepted her because they are really nice and not rude and they accept her and she has fun and a good time please I really need this for her
i considered drawing something out to this, and making it a happy ending sort of thing, because i think this is extremely sweet as a concept and i understand the desire for it!
that said, i decided that it would be a disservice to the lore i'm building for her, my biology/magic headcanons, and also the waddle dees as a whole. i might still draw it some day, because i could absolutely perceive a way it would work (ie: all waddle dee signatures messed up by Elfilis's portals, or their magic sensitivity nuked by it.) and i think it would be lovely
but for now, i have too many other things on the backburner to get to this promptly, and i wanted to answer this one sooner rather than leaving it for months
i will say, they're not being rude to her! there might be the odd one or two who is a bit snide, but there are some of those in every society. as a general rule the waddle dees not only understand that she is struggling, they want to accept and help her. many of them even know she's lonely, and feel pretty bad about it. but it's hard, and not just because she makes people uneasy!
i draw parallels with starstruck's gummed up magical signature to autism, as i'm autistic and so by merit (as a sona), so is she. but there are some parts that do not line up with the way autism functions in our world, and one of them is that touching or being around her can be genuinely, literally painful for some of the very sensitive waddle dees.
despite that, her waddle dee doctors actually pushed through it while she was in the castle dedede infirmary. because they were determined to treat her (mostly-surface-seeming) injuries and help her feel better. and they apologised for the reactions that they couldn't control anymore than she could control her signature; the various "sorry"s she parrots in this comic are implied to be from waddle dee doctors.
it's a fine line in alien-storytelling, especially with a real world disability parallel, and i'm trying to tread it as carefully as i can. but i don't intend to villainise the waddle dees at all for their reaction to her; they truly can't help it. many of them even do their best to push through it if she comes into their vicinity, especially because she often arrives with Beloved Celebrity, Captain Bandana Waddle Dee. but like a lot of us, she can tell when she's being tolerated, and so as a rule she just sort of tries to avoid it, one way or another
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sluttylittlewaste · 1 month
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Hilarious that the same people defending any and all questionable choices the Bad Kids make (namely Kristen lbr) by saying "They're just kids! They have all this trauma and it's fucked up to expect teens to be good and nice all the time!" are the same people insisting that Kipperlily is an evil bitch and the Ratgrinders deserve to die.
#it's almost like the rules of empathy and nuance only apply to characters you like 🙃#we know absolutely nothing of significance about the Ratgrinders#and i can't wait for Brennan to remind us of that#you want to complain about Kipperlily using her families money to try to buy the campaign???#The entire shrimp party that kicked off Kristen's campaign was bankrolled by her rich friend#Adaine is a total bitch to anyone who isn't in her immediate friend group#Fig is a literal full time criminal at this point#they have at least 50+ murders under their collective belts at this point#the only verified difference between the Bad Kids and the Ratgrinders at this point is that we know nothing about them#I hope they are the biggest red herring Brennan has ever pulled#because I feel like there are people in this fandom who are so used to self-identifying as victims that they've become full bullies#and they're projecting that shit in some really gross ways#The same way Brennan had to remind Adaine that she wasn't the only one with a shitty life when she was dunking on Zayne?#how about we all take a big step back and try to have a little more perspective#instead of jumping straight to being triggered by a CHILD who had the audacity to not love your faves behavior#let me die#if i die#d20 fhjy#fhjy#dimension 20#kristen applebees#kipperlily copperkettle#the bad kids#the ratgrinders#we have no context on what those kids went through in all the time the Bad Kids have been running around doing other shit#Aguefort is an awful school and their friend is dead#maybe she has a reason not to like the super special “chosen one” that got personally resurrected by the principal and keeps failing upwards#i didn't want to be a Kipperlily defense page#but the energy of the Kipperlily hate reeks of double-standards and unprocessed high school bitterness
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flamemons · 10 months
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You should draw Flamon actually stealing/snarfing down your jerky.
hmm well i already ate all the rest of my jerky before he could get it, so i cant get a picture of that...
besides, we talked about it and i think hes gonna stop eating all my stuff now! look, he's being so polite—!
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—MOTHERFUCKER
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coulsonlives · 9 months
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Omg, Dante Basco ships Zutara! My life is complete.
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curiosity-killed · 1 month
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you cruise you lose
[ALT ID: A digital illustration of Malia and Callebero, two teenagers, in what appears to be a throne room of sorts. Malia is sitting in the throne, smirking up at the Callebero, who leans on the back of the throne and looks down at her with a somewhat unamused expression. Malia has dark skin and long locs and wears a coral, gold, and teal crop top and a gold pleated skirt. In her loose hand, she holds a small package wrapped in paper. Callebero wears dark robes and a cape and leans on a saber. Behind both of them is a tapestry showing a knight falling off horseback as a lance pierces their chest while a second knight reaches for them.]
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strange-destinations · 5 months
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neck-deep in Ethersea again as I relisten to it, but not entirely sure how long the fixation is going to last, which means I have a long list of fic ideas that greatly interest me but I'm not prepared to commit to (including but not limited to):
character/relationship study for Finneas Cawl and the Boyar Hermine, because holy shit those two
something that might be an Amnesty AU but also might just be a mundane modern human!AU, which is just newly-escaped-from-the-local-cult Devo annoying the shit out of Amber as he repeatedly sticks his foot in his god damn mouth
the weirdest possible roleswap au where Benevolence = Devo, Cambria = Zoox and Coda = Amber, because I think Amber deserves to possess a big fuckin battleship, Zoox is basically already a primordial god as it is, and Devo would be a terrifying deity. the hand of benevolence, recently departed from the church of devotion, is known to his friends as benny. i wish i knew what to do with this beyond broad strokes
fic that's just zoox mindmelding with weirder and weirder things as devo and amber become increasingly less concerned about it. i mean this is basically just canon but you get what i mean. zoox trying to befriend the biggest baby.
devo's post-canon cross-timeline acid trip reality heist to find amber in the shark dimension. i can't remember the exact details of the final arc so this one's very vague.
actually there are no post-canon fixit fics at all (which is a crime), and i don't think i'm the one to write one either. but i have the perfect mental image of devo finally managing to somehow rip a hole through to the shark dimension only to walk in on amber and kodeira getting deeply sensual and quite frankly nasty. he is very relieved to find they're all right, but did NOT need to see this. maybe he'll come back later.
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anghraine · 7 months
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Most of us in Tolkien fandom (at least in these parts) have a profound affection for some passingly mentioned female character we know almost nothing about.
Today's for me: Rían of Gondor, daughter of the Steward Barahir, sister of the Steward Dior, and mother of the Steward Denethor I (not to be confused with Boromir and Faramir's father, Denethor II).
She's one of the few named Gondorian women, but we know even less about her than most. We don't know who her husband was. We don't know what she thought or felt or did with regard to anything. All we know is that, while not the Steward herself, she was the first woman the rule of Gondor had ever passed through.
The Stewards committed their rule like a kingship, father to eldest son, and it was the established position of Gondor that its rule couldn't pass through women (see Princess Fíriel!). Perhaps the Stewards or the Council of the time justified changing their policy through the absence of a technical king, but the Stewards received the powers of absent kings from day 1 and were described by Gandalf as more powerful than actual kings like Théoden. The Ruling Stewards passed the Stewardship in exactly the same way as the kings had passed the crown—until Rían and Denethor.
If their excuse was that they weren't really kings, it would be pretty transparently an excuse to let the rule of Gondor pass through a woman's lineage for the first time.
What part did Rían play in this? Did she have to fight to get the White Rod in Denethor's hands? Was she a voluntary participant in the whole thing at all? What was her relationship like with her brother Dior, who passed the Stewardship to her son? Her relationship with Denethor himself? What about the unnamed but presumably existent husband (a kind of fun reversal of the usual "implied but unnamed women," lol)?
I want to knowwww.
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god, I love evil lesbians
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ladymarlin · 6 months
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Another Discord rp art dump
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The trilogy has been complete
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the-mononoke-facade · 1 month
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Annnnnnnd I think I just got the gimmick with the dice
They're not his dice
But now I've gotta ask why Kusu's dragging kids into spirit shit lol
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