#shut up tom

[mitchmrner]

say shit to joey get hit idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

#shut up TOM #leafs lb

[toabstter]

I have so many hobbies it’s so fun. Y’all need more hobbies I’m serious

I meet my friends and they tell me they can’t pick up another hobby because they haven’t mastered the one they just started up and I say BULLSHIT!!!! life is for doing things and making things don’t think you need to have a niche. I paint and I draw and I make little clay figures and I dress up like funny guys and I write silly little stories. All my days I make and do and live.

you do not need to be a master of one. You need to do lots of things and be happy.

#Idk I’m not a poet #but you get what I mean #art #shut up Tom

[shivroy]

through the ages

#tomshiv baby #TOMSHIV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TOMSHIV #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if you have questions you must direct them towards me but before you ask #no i dont know why tom doesnt die. i simply do not know #succession #succession fanart #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #siobhan roy #hibernian #i dont even know what to say. Thats Hib #answer to question 2: yes hibs did steal toms s4 white shoes in last pic #iNEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THINK ABOUT SHIV ROY. GOODBYE

[assiraphales]

ok not to talk more about franky but. he went to try and stop the sea train expecting to die. he knew his weapons would never stop the train, nor could his hands. because his hands helped build it. his, tom's, iceburg's. it was built to withstand sea kings. storms. attacks. of course he couldn't stop it. but he still tried. he still stood there in the face of their own creation that was bringing tom to his death. despite dreaming of being like tom, of building a wonderful ship that would reach the ends of the earth, he offered his life in retribution. the train broke him apart. it tore his muscles, it snapped his bones, it ripped his flesh. but he lived. and he chose to rebuild his body with metal and call himself battle franky 36. a weapon no one could control except him. something something the first thing he created after vowing not to build ships was himself. I wonder how he felt being taken away to ennies lobby in the same way tom was. if it was finally fate coming to collect. instead it was a new beginning and the "death" of his life in the shadows

#and that he didn't have to lose iceburg too #one piece #franky one piece #SORRY I"LL SHUT UP ABOUT HIM SOON #I also just love him bc he’s a little freak in a Hawaiian shirt and a speedo #thinking about Tom telling him that a creator must love anything he builds. and franky building himself back up with metal #and calling himself a battle franky

[sharpmouth]

nobody ever mentions patrick bateman getting a boner while staring intently at bono at a u2 concert

#some seriously funny scenes in the book fr #this and the awkward elevator conversation with tom cruise #anyway i’ll shut up about american psycho now i was just excited cause its the only book ive read this month😭 #american psycho #my posts

[jiyascepter]

smiling through the pain

#i swear i cant shut up about what happened #loki #loki season 2 #loki season two #tom hiddleston #mobius #owen wilson #sylvie #marvel #mcu #avengers #marvel cinematic universe #marvel shows #loki series #loki spoilers #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #loki tv series #marvel series #marvel show #marvel studios

[svtskneecaps]

"do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created" except it's the qsmp admins realizing players including but not limited to forever, pierre, tazercraft, cellbit, phil, fit, bad, and etoiles are able and completely willing to break the server for reasons such as "to gamble more", or simply because it's funny

#qsmp #pierre crashed the server so they could gamble #fit could absolutely crash the server to gamble #etoiles is so cracked they had to spawn enough mobs to lag the server to pose a threat to him #phil has chayanne in pieces simply bc it's funny #bad would break the server to gamble and he is at the moment functionally immortal (22 totem pop tom over here) #tazercraft caught cucurucho in his chayanne pajamas breaking back into the nether and also shredded a federation build with a fucking drill #cellbit cracked their arg in like a week and may at this point have a more comprehensive lore document than the admin team lmfao #forever has been nerfed at LEAST twice and that's absolutely not gonna be the end of it #this is not an exhaustive list. god help the qsmp admin team. #shut up vic #block game brainrot

[naughtydogg]

he’s so funny i’m not sorry.

#what a brat 👉🏻👈🏻 #credit to twitter for this lovely video #anyways he’s so damn cute. the ‘🤨 did peter davison tear up my scarf??’ #the ‘flounce out of the room’ shut up he’s so dramatic <3<3<3 #tom baker #keep uploading stuff from this con plsssss

[skillbattle]

winter is coming to an end soon in the northern hemisphere im gonna miss their seasonal outfits ☹️

#animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #tom nook #isabelle animal crossing #animal crossing human #humanizations #acnh humanized #draws #doodles #i love seasonal outfits i will never shut up abt them im sorry

[marisatomay]

just to shake things up every year there should be an oscar awarded for a past performance that didn’t win that includes a note that reads something like “ahah yeah sorry about that what were we thinking** anyway here you go”

**you lost during the weinstein years

#‘how did [one of the absolute best performances of the last 40 years] lose?!’ look up who produced the movie that won. #gonna get tom cruise his oscar for magnolia. eyes wide shut too. maybe even jerry maguire if we’re honest with ourselves. #i know they have the honorary oscar but i think there should be one where they have to say the specific performance they should have won for

[dragonkidalumnus]

So anyway I’m listening to the Fellowship of the Ring

#alum makes a meme #tolkienverse tag #the fellowship of the ring #lotr memes #tom bombadil #alum won’t shut up

[toabstter]

i rly need to get back into writing fanfiction 😭 i’ve had like fifteen different markale fics stuck in my drafts for MONTHS

#told myself i would post more of my reanimator au and then i forgot about it after the first chapter #i also REALLY need to finish a holiday fic for christmas #AUGH #shut up tom

[bridoesotherjunk]

Venom: Eddie, would you peel an orange for me?

Eddie: ... is this another internet thing?

Venom: Answer the question, Eddie. Would you peel an orange if I asked you?

Eddie: You need a screen time limit, babe.

#venom #symbrock #sony #marvel #veddie #venom let there be carnage #venom 2 #eddie brock #tom hardy #would you peel an orange #eddie doesn't use the internet nearly as much as venom does #venom is chronically online #that's my headcanon shut up #Eddie has to take away the phone like venom is a toddler #memes

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

Me when I’m threatening my employee about the corporate crimes we’re committing together

#why did they get rid of this like “because it’s awful“ SHUT UP #Tomgreg #Jesse I’m begging you #tom wambsgans #Greg hirsh

[ilsaethan]

rogue nation: a rom com by tom cruise

#tcruiseedit #tom cruise #mission impossible #mission: impossible #ilsa x ethan #mi5 #*mine #*commentary #the amount of times i've watched this #is actually embarrassing #i can literally mimic his hand movements atp #he will never shut up about it #captain of the ilsaethan ship for real

[andyundan]

thinking about how good the lyrics “this whole damn city thinks that it needs you / but not as much as I do” fit for literally any Bruce pairing

#thanks fall out boy I miss you guys come back #brutalia #what the fuck even is the name for Bruce and sel OH MY GOD #batcat #how could I forget that when Tom k*ng could never shut up about it #ghostbat #superbat #batlantern #wonderbat #like come on #guys stop reblogging this I made a typo