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snaillock · 3 months
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“last night i dreamt we did our laundry together”
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boyfriend!isagi who can barely handle being around you since you’re his first love and he wants to do everything right. who can barely hold your hand for long without melting and feeling his systems sputtering.
boyfriend!isagi who didn’t know how much he was missing until he met you.
boyfriend!isagi who loves hearing how much you love him. no matter how many times and ways you say it, it will never get old.
boyfriend!isagi who’s so observant that he can spot the slightest negative mood shift in you.
boyfriend!isagi who loves it whenever you cradle his face in your hands to kiss him.
boyfriend!isagi who has practice cancelled on a rainy day so he spends it snuggling with you under layers of heavy blankets, wasting the day away. though it’s never a waste to him.
husband!isagi who loves the mundane. despite his stardom, nothing beats folding the laundry with you on the couch.
husband!isagi who loves cooking with you even if you generously eyeballing all the measurements freaks him out as he believes in following the recipe by the book.
husband!isagi who secretly sprays some of the perfume/cologne that you wear the most onto one of his clothes before a distant game so he’ll have something special whenever he misses you.
husband!isagi who wants nothing more than to grow old with you.
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LXC a little sour to JC not because he dislikes the younger sect leader, some jiang sect disciple would probably shiv him for that, but because he's a tiny bit jealous, LQR occasionally compares LXC's ability to do paperwork/organize things/maintain discipline to JC's and frequently finds LXC lacking, especially in the paperwork department, and in the Lan sect at least it's an open secret that LQR wishes that JC was HIS nephew/son
A Small Selection Of Lan Qiren Comments That Lan Xichen Has Endured Over Years Of Doing Official Paperwork With Shufu:
- *apropos of nothing* I heard that Jiang Wanyin knows all the local farmers personally.
- Where are the source citation footnotes? … WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘the what, now?’?!?!?
- Did you see the way Sect Leader Jiang glared at his disciples when they started whispering during that last cultivation conference? They way they just... snapped to order? Immediately? And barely breathed for the remainder of the meeting?? *deep sigh*
- I must say, Jiang-zongzhu’s arrangement of this graph speaks to a highly methodical and logistically-gifted mind.
- You only referenced data from the last *three* years in this year’s annual report? Hm...  Nothing. NO, it’s FINE. I just agree with certain other parties that one can only truly get a comprehensive picture of long-range projections by utilizing statistics from at least the last decade…
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ovaryacted · 4 months
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Thinking about single dad Leon with a daughter that is often his “vibe checker” when it comes to relationships because if his daughter doesn’t like his partners or they don’t accept her and only care for him, he leaves them like ASAP because his daughter is his pride and joy.
It would also be hilarious if his daughter torments or pranks her father’s partners when she doesn’t like them in an attempt to scare them away. She’d be so mischievous and corny like her dad. (She’d be young, like < 10 years old I think so probably 8-ish cause kids are hilarious).
That is until he gets with someone that his daughter actually likes and she tells him randomly one day “I like them, they make you laugh and buy me food” and Leon is just happy cause he values his daughter’s opinion so much. His little girl has him wrapped around his finger and he never plans on letting her go.
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gemini-sensei · 4 months
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Imagine single dad!Hawk often brings his son to the dojo when he can't find a babysitter. Daycare is out of the question because why would he pay for that for a few hours of classes? The dojo is pretty much a daycare already, so why not bring his kid there? It works out sometimes and other times it doesn't.
Little Mason toddles around and squeals, distracting Hawk and his students. Sometimes Daniel is there to watch him and that's alright. Mr. L doesn't mind. In fact, he loves Mason and stays at the dojo on days he isn't supposed to be just to watch him for Hawk. He practically views the toddler as one of his own grandkids.
Then a new sensei joins the dojo to take over classes of older students. Reader is such a great addition to the dojo and she loves working with the middle and high school aged kids. She also enjoys working with Hawk, helping him when his lesson planning or even joining him when he needs a sparring partner to demonstrate certain moves.
She doesn't mind Mason hanging around. In fact, she loves the little guy and misses him when he's not there.
Fast forward a couple of months and Hawk has brought Reader home. They have been shamelessly flirting with each other at the dojo, throwing looks around here and there, and making it obvious that they may have feelings for each other. Their students can see it but when asked what's going on, both senseis avoid the question.
However, there's no avoiding it when Reader wakes up naked in Hawk's bed. Cuddled up to his chest, she smiles about the night before as it comes back to her mind. How he had to cover her mouth with his hand to keep her quiet while he fucked her. How hot it was. How amazing she felt.
She slips out of bed to go to the bathroom, but when she's finished and ready to go back to bed, she hears an odd noise from the other room. Wearing Hawk's sweats and his shirt, she follows the noise to investigate. She ends up in the kitchen.
She finds Mason standing on a step stool trying to cut a banana with a fork. The only issue being that the banana still has its peel on. However, she feels so relieved that he didn't have a knife. That didn't mean the situation was okay, though, as the toddler was quickly becoming frustrated by his lack of progress.
"Heu, buddy," she says walking up to him. "Want some help?"
He looks up at her with a fat pout on his lip. He holds up the fork. "Don't work."
"Well, we have to peel the banana first," she tells him gently, taking the fuirt. "I'll get you started." So she breaks the peel and does one side of it, then holds it out to Mason for him to take the rest of the peel off.
He does and once the fruit is naked, he smiles and claps his hand. Reader returns the banana to the cutting board the young boy had pulled out.
"Now, how do you wanna cut your banana?" she asks.
He makes a circle with his fingers, holding his hands up for her to see. Between his palms, she sees his sweet little face.
"Cirles?" He nods and she smiles. "Alright, we can do that."
He takes up his fork again and she guides his hand in cutting the circles. He giggles and bounces as she does it, basically doing it for him bit making him think he's doing it. He's helping.
"Now we need a plate, don't we?" She asks, putting her hands on her hips in a funny way, almost like a TV character would. He nods and she puts her hand on a cabinet. "Are they in here?"
He shrugs and she opens the cabinet, which when she sees there are no plates there, she lets out an exaggerated "nope, not here!" She does this for each cabinet until they finds the plates and she grabs for for him. He laughs and squeals the while time, his pout all gone.
Once the banana slices are plated up, she helps him take it from the counter to the living room. He almost runs and she has to take long strides just to keep up. He clinbs onto the couch, lays his plate on his lap, and grabs the TV remote. She sits with him and watches watcher kids show is on at that early morning hour.
Hawk wakes up to an empty bed and thinks Reader has left. He's a little sad, hoping she would have stayed. The memories of the night before populate his mind, all her smiles and moans, the feeling of every curve and the way her soft, chubby body felt against his. How she said his name and how it made his heart skip. God, he thought it was a great night.
But he thinks she's left.
He doesn't notice her clothes on the floor as he walks to the bathroom, rubbing his eyes of sleep. Only after he comes back put does he hear some sing-songy tune playing from the other room and laughter.
He walks into the living room to find Reader with Mason, laughing and singing along to whatever show they were watching together. He has banana smushed all over his face and fingers and she's desperately trying to keep him from touching the couch, holding a napkin and his hand as uses his other hand to eat another piece of banana. They're having a great time.
And the sight makes Hawk's heart swell. It sings. It almost explodes.
This sight us the best thing he's ever seen.
Just when he thought he couldn't fall for Reader any more than he already has, she manages to make him fall more and that much harder... he wants to marry her right then and there.
She looks up with a smile and waves just before Mason gets a little angry at the TV and throws a banana at it. She bites her lip to keep from laughing. His finished eating and she takes the plate away, hoping to clean him up entirely now. Hawk comes over and helps.
"Good morning," he says.
She smiles at him. "Morning."
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kentosbabes · 11 months
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hello i love your hcs, can i request some where nanami is a single dad and reader is his kid’s teacher? thank you! ❤️
Single dad!Nanami and Teacher!Reader
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Nanami, a dedicated single dad, drops off his daughter, at her primary school on her first day.
He meets you as her teacher, and you immediately captivates him with your warm smile and friendly demeanor.
You notice Nanami's concern and takes the time to assure him that you will take good care of his daughter.
Nanami becomes more involved in his child’s school life, attending parent-teacher meetings and volunteering in the classroom.
Your conversations are filled with laughter, stimulating discussions, and a deep connection that grows with each passing day.
Nanami's love and devotion to his daughter, combined with his undeniable attractiveness, makes you fall head over heels for him
As he interacts more with you, Nanami realizes your compassion, intelligence, and dedication to your students.
A deep connection develops between Nanami and you as you bond over your shared love for his daughter.
You start spending more time together, going on walks after school or sharing a cup of coffee.
Nanami notices the subtle gestures of care, the lingering glances, and the spark of chemistry that grows stronger with each interaction.
There is an overnight trip to an astronomy tower for the kids and Nanami is supervising with you. Your in-depth knowledge and enthusiasm for astronomy impressed him, and he couldn't help but admire you even more.
The students excitedly gathered around telescopes, while Nanami and you found yourselves standing beside each other, sharing stolen glances amidst the enchanting atmosphere.
Your eyes met, and in that instant, time stood still. Nanami gently reached out to cup your face, his touch warm and tender. Kissing you for the very first time.
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gobstoppr · 5 months
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hey guys am i allowed to say on main that i dont like metadad . am i gonna get beaten up for saying this.
guys i think we all took the term found family too literally and now everythings flattened into a boring nuclear family. guys can we stop. hello . is anybody there
#text#it was kinda charming at first but it feels like everytime i try to look at the mk tag its always the same shit . guys. guys.#we can do so much more w/ their dynamics than just dad and son ugh its so . ughhh.#every since i realized i was like . really really aroace. ive started to grow a bit of a distaste for shipping culture#this is relavant i swear. iwanna talk about metadede#like ok in fandoms right. theres often#the enforcement of specific roles onto characters for a simplified understanding of them for memes and drawing ideas#we want gay rep but we dont quite have it canonically so we make our queer headcanons seem more legit#by giving a char a same sex partner. ok easy we did it. gay people are real now#and we get awesome art and its wonderful bc people are wonderful#but its like . the relationships themselves feel flat a lot of the times.#metadede never seems to be about dedede. its about mk having a boyfriend. bc we need him to date someone.#and im not like . mad at anyone about this. i participated in it back in the day. but like.#ok so. gay hcs are the most popular in most fandom things bc its easy; hot; and sweet#but things like aro or ace hcs? its just. they. how can you depict that in a single framed drawing of a char?so theres none at all.#its not even that i actively hc chars aroace its jsut this is my world view; how i default to reading chars#maybe this rant in the tags is unrelated after all.#but idk. ive got lots of thoughts about things.#anyways as ceo of meta knigth im right about everything#i can talk more about metadad stuff specifically if people want
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kinq-sleazee · 1 year
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Kento Nanami Fluff | Comment , Reblog & Follow for Pt.2
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SingleDad! Nanami ? *bites lip while nose bleeds profusely.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | the blonde bombshell with honey brown eyes, a diamond etched jaw and expensive taste in suits.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | who has a son from a previous marriage that fizzled out from a poor work-life balance but he will always make time for his child. opted for joint custody arrangement of one week on and one week off and none of that once a month bullshit.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | raises his little one to be an utter gentleman. a mini knight in shining armor that rescues your little girl from “playground bullies”. tussles with those little losers and spends the rest of the evening playing make believe with her.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | feels pride swell in his chest when you compliment his son’s character but insists that it costs nothing to do the right thing.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | makes small talk while watching your kids play together. learning that you’re also a single parent; a stay at home mom that’s new to the area looking for a change.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | smiles softly while listening to you get carried away about your dreams of opening a bakery. he likes the sparkle in your eyes when you talk about it. he thinks you look beautiful.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | chuckles when his son runs over with your daughter , hand in hand, declaring that they are now best friends forever.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | offers to exchange numbers with you for “future play dates” but it’s really an excuse to keep in contact with you.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | texts you to make sure you made it home safe and bids you goodnight and sweet dreams.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | spends his “off” week consumed with work but it’s nice to get little texts from you throughout the day.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | enjoys getting to know you over the next few months. he looks forward to your outings at the park where he samples your baked goods while listening to you gossip about PTA meetings.
“Store bought brownies to a bake sale ! Can you believe that ?” You giggled, absentmindedly reaching up to wipe crumbs from his face. “Absolutely scandalous” he adds in his monotonous voice but his affectionate smile does nothing to hide his interest.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | doesn’t know what this is between the two of you but he really doesn’t want it to end.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | invites you and your daughter over to his upscale apartment for an intimate birthday gathering for his son. the day is spend finger painting, playing board games and decorating cupcakes.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | loves watching you interact with his som and his completely enamored with your daughter. can’t help but think of what a cute little family the four of you make.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | thinks it’s cute how flustered you get when he mentions it to you. there’s been some light flirtation between the two of you but nothing this direct.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | cages against the kitchen counter when the kids aren’t looking. staring deeply in your eyes he confesses his feelings and silently pleads for you to accept them.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | is elated when you rise to your toes to peck his lips. with a hand on your cheek he brings you back for a deeper kiss, sighing heavily at the feeling of your tongue sliding against his. his arms encircle you, hands resting on the small of your back and the nape of your neck. picks you up on the counter, settling between your legs to leisurely massage your thighs.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | goes a bit red when he hears an exaggerated gag and small giggles, clearing his throat and redirecting the attention off the little trouble makers with the next activity.
SingleDad! Nanami ♕ | can’t wait to get you alone but for now will enjoy this time with his growing family.
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beangfrisky · 1 year
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singledad!bokuto cares about his kid and nothing else. until he meets his kid’s dance teacher for the first time. you immediately catch his eye with your cheery attitude and how great you are with the kids
singledad!bokuto does not have time to stay for every class but makes time anyway to wait in the studio for hours a day so he can watch you interact with his kiddo. his heart swells every time you two share a cute interaction. you feel his eyes on you and every time you look over he gives a cute little wave or a big smile.
singledad!bokuto starts inviting you to his games and makes sure to give you the best seats when you finally agree. you literally can’t say no he is so smooth with asking. he is hesitant to give you two tickets and is worried you will bring a date. but he breathes out a sigh of relief when he sees you sitting front row with your best friend and fellow dance teacher
singledad!bokuto invites you out to ice cream to celebrate after the game and the duo convince you to also come over to watch a movie. his kiddo falls asleep soon into the movie and he takes them upstairs so he can finally have some alone time with you
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madame-fear · 7 months
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Can you do headcanons about modern single dad jacaerys x single mom reader ? 💕🙏
amira speaks! : yesss of course my love! i hope this was what you expected. i do apologise beforehand, it might be a bit short, and i hope it was what you expected, my dear nonnie. 🙏
— genre : fluff, modern au. — pairing : modern!single dad!jacaerys verlaryon x modern!single mum!reader.
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: ̗̀➛ jace would’ve met you because your son befriended his own, becoming best friends — so, obviously, being best friends included going to each other’s houses.
: ̗̀➛ jace already knew you — very slightly — when both of you dropped off your children at school at the same time, but never managed to properly meet, or talk to you. And not that he had noticed you that much at that time, either.
: ̗̀➛ both of you are young single parents. While his young wife abandoned him and their son from one day to another a few months after giving birth to the boy, your boyfriend abandoned you while being pregnant — so you shared a similar background on how you became single parents.
: ̗̀➛ the second you step into his home with your child, he immediatly warmly greets you and makes you feel at home. Jace has a cheery personality, very gentle and delicate around you; plus, he would be the most polite man you ever met. Impossible not to already warm up to him already.
: ̗̀➛ jace has an almost natural paternal instinct that swoops you off your feet. While both boys are playing around together, you might see him bringing hot chocolate and cookies to them, and maybe even messing with their hair. BEING A SWEET FATHER EVEN TO YOUR BOY IS HIS RIZZ–
: ̗̀➛ he can tell you must be a good mother as well, by the way your boy always clings to you and kisses your cheek or makes sweet little drawings for you and you just shower him in love. Even his son already adores you, and even if Jace won’t say it, you would have already stolen his heart with the calm kindness and loveliness you have around children.
: ̗̀➛ gods, he can’t help but notice how pretty you are in every sense as well. The way you know how to charismatically joke around with him, the way you so sweetly laugh and smile, how you stare at him when he’s talking to you, and how you always lift his and/or your boy off the ground just to spin them around the air playfully.
: ̗̀➛ perhaps the last woman he held such an endearing love before broke his heart, making grief be engraved in every inch of his being, and even left him with a baby boy who was just a few months old; clueless and anxious. But you? You are different, he knows. Just like you know, he could never leave your side, even helping you out in the silliest things.
: ̗̀➛ at this point in time, you befriended one another rapidly. Often going to each other’s houses — much to the boys delight, too —, talking and chatting 24/7, and occasionally staying for dinner.
: ̗̀➛ though he might be a bit shy to express his love for you, no matter how long he has known you for and how perfectly well he knows you, Jace will do his best to show his appreciation for you. And oh, he never fails to charm you away.
: ̗̀➛ bringing flowers, gifting you jewellery, buying toys for your son, kissing your cheek and pressing his lips on your skin longer than he should — all clear signs. You are too afraid you misinterpret his politeness, but you are far from misunderstanding anything.
: ̗̀➛ at one point in time, after the tension is more than notoriously felt lurking between every single one of your stares, or how comforting it feels when both of you are together playing with your boys as if it were both of them were your own family, I think he wouldn’t be to keen in keeping what he feels for you any longer.
: ̗̀➛ to which, before you left his home with your son back to your home, he would’ve held you for a bit longer. Of course, silly boy would be idiotically stumbling upon his own words rather timidly trying to find the proper words, and when he does, he would offer to take you somewhere you fancy, and the boys would be taken care of by anyone you trust wholeheartedly.
: ̗̀➛did you say yes? of fucking course, in the blink of an eye. And, you left by gently pressing your lips on his cheek, placing a tender kiss, and giving him a sweet, wide, toothy grin. The one that melts his heart, at the same time it makes it pound violently against his chest. On the outside you look like the most tranquil person in the world, but on the inside, you are screaming and giggling like a little girl with a crush. Finally, it was about time he would make a move.
: ̗̀➛ it’s needless to say his son adores you as much as Jace adores you entirely without a doubt, and by seeing how much of a proper loving mother to his son as if he were also your own, he just knows you are the one he would forever cherish with the entirety of his being.
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roe-and-memory · 6 months
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i fear chick hicks gives single girl dad energy.
his wife went off and died or didnt want the responsibility of being a parent or something and left him with their baby girl who is quite literally his spitting image. she is the most spoiled little girl in the world. he would DIE for her.
he teaches her to target and bully lightning 24/7, lightning casually standing around the garages watching them work on his car just for a 3 year old in a frilly green dress to walk by and call him a “fucking loser”, none other than chick hicks holding her hand giggling like a 3 year old knowing swear words is comedy gold.
he spoils her rotten and sometimes takes her on Chicks Picks with Chick Hicks, his production crew watches in dismay as he lets her run free around the studio being a little demon of their nightmares, and then he picks her up and starts talking about racing and she acts like the most innocent little angel in the world (the camera man is shaking and crying because she knocked over one of their expensive lights)
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sky-neverending · 9 months
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AU where single dad!Steve adopted 8 year old Dustin at 18 bc Dustin’s mom passed and he didn’t want him to grow up without a support system (like he did). And he went through community college all while raising a little boy, and now at 23 Steve is working as the guidance counsellor at Hawkins Middle bc he wants to help more kids and he meets Dustin’s new 8th grade english teacher Eddie Munson, who he remembers vaguely from high school. and the two of them reconnect because Eddie is raising his foster daughter Max all on his own, and the two have that in common. and they become like a little family together.
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sensei-venus · 9 months
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I have been unable to stop thinking about single dad!Hawk with a cute baby boy meeting single mom!Reader who has a cute baby girl for the last day or so I can't even remember.
Like, Idk how or where they meet each other, but I think that they start off as like young single parents who are literally just friends who support each other in that way that only the two of them understand. They have play dates together and let their babies be friends. They go out to eat together or just go on walks pushing the babies in their strollers.
Over time they start falling for each other but since their latest breakups with their babies other parent, they're both scared to commit to anything other than their kids but realize that Mayne if it's with each other, who gets it, who also has a kid, then maybe it can work.
It's just taking over my mind and I'm just obsessed 😭😭
- gemini sensei
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@gemini-sensei I kinda have a idea for a small imagine/fic for this.
But I can see them being so chte with each other as they try to figure out what they are.
When they first met it's just a random little meeting. Maybe they are at the park, both of their baby's are able to crawl around, barely even trying to walk yet. Reader is reading a book while her little girl is babbling and moving around. She recently learned ri sit up by herself so when Reader here's her little grunt she just thinks she's trying to get herself up. Suddenly their is rustling from beside her which is definitely not from her little girl. Her eyes widen as she finds a baby not much older then hers now in front of her daughter. It's a little boy from the guess as he has on a little pair of overalls with a little dinosaur om the front and “ Phoenix ” written in cursive underneath it.
He's wobbling around, clearly very very new to walking. He plops down with his hands, sitting next to her daughter. Within seconds they are talking to each other in babble and giggles. Reader looks around for a moment setting her book to the side. Clearly someone was missing their baby.
It was like or was on cue of her thinking this because a second later a loud yell filled the park.
“Phoenix! You can't- crawl off like that buddy! You had me scared!”
A boy her age comes running from a little ways away, a diaper bag on one shoulder and a small blanket under his arm. He huffs a little as he finally joggs his way over and schoops up the boy. He squeals in delight at the boy making her giggle just a little bit, her daughters eyes wonder to where her new friend has gone to. Her head bobs as she tries to stay up right in her new position.
“Hey, at least you found him! Babies can wander off pretty easily even if they are just learning how to walk. My girl is just starting to crawl and she's gotten away from me like two or three times already.” she laughs as she was her daughter gargle.
The guy seems to appreciate her words as he hufffs looking at the boy in his arms. He looks back at her and his face goes a little pink.
“Thanks...It has been pretty rough lately with him hitting all these new milestones. He literally just learned how to start walking this week and he's already managed to get away from me twice. He falls every other step but that doesn't stop him from trying to get away.” he kisses the boy on the head.
“So he's yours? Not your little brother or anything?” she gives him a suspicious look. She had already fallen for the “oh he/she's my kid” spiel a few times now. Sadly there are way to many guys trying to get in a new mom's pants for at least one go before they split town. She got the low down from some of the other teen moms in her local parent group.
He visibly gulps a little as he bounces the baby in his arms a little bit to keep him entertained. He nods saying “Yep 100% mine. We get the whole brother thing a lot...trust me he gets all the good looks from me.” Reader laughs making him grin back.
“Hawk”
“Reader”
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toastedkiwi · 1 year
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Ohmygod! How did all the readers react to Chris being sexiest man alive?!
Shy was like “I’ve been telling you this whole time and I knew it. And it took them long enough to realize.” She did make him a cake. A sweater she made him actually made it into the photo shoot and into the magazine. Chris made sure she got credited for making that sweater.
Snowboarder cringed because that’s her dad. He’s a fucking meatball. He isn’t sexy to her. He’s a handsome dude on some occasions but nothing more. She had a buddy film her reaction which is her screaming and launching herself off a cliff. Don’t worry, there’s snow below and she’s already broken her arm.
Traumatized Daughter just had a long sigh. This wasn’t something she was expecting to happen.
Star Wars Actress was throwing him a party and was claiming “THATS MY MAN!” while Presley is like “THATS MY DADDY!”
Roomie sent him flowers with a crown and a little note that says congrats.
Model bought a bunch of magazines. Made some calls to have some of the photos blown up and framed. She’s in the process of making sure that every single one of the properties they have will have said photos. She’s also planning a big celebration on that Friday. She is gonna spoil her golden retriever.
Popstar Evans laughed because excuse me, what? That’s her brother. He’s a handsome man but sexy? That’s fucking disgusting. She does send him flowers. Henry sent him a bigger bouquet and put on the card “you fucking did it, you son of a bitch. I’m so proud of you. xoxo - your one true love.”
Haley Dunphy rolled her eyes.
BFF Kard was like “I FUCKING TOLD YOU AND YOU DIDNT FUCKING BELIEVE ME!” Plus she knew a long time ago. She knew the second he got the call. She was at the shoot. She posed him a couple times. She fluffed his hair. She gave him pep talks. She made him laugh. She composed an outfit.
Love of his life was like “and you come home to me? People’s Sexiest Man Alive?” She couldn’t believe it.
Pageant Star put a crown on his head and said, “there’s my sexiest man alive.” She had a big smile on her face.
Mama didn’t realize until a week later. She had been busy with kids and she’s been working her ass off too. She hadn’t been on social media. Also, Chris never mentioned it to her when they talk nor anybody else. She’s on the Kelly Clarkson Show to promote her latest project when Kelly tells her “congratulations on your husband being crowned the sexiest man alive last week.” Mama said “what do you mean?!” Then the magazine cover is on the screen. She literally said “what the fuck?! He didn’t tell me shit!” She walked off set and got her phone from her manager. She proceeded to call Chris. She was sent to voicemail. Kelly is laughing hysterically. Mama said “you knocked me up. —-First, you wormed your way into my life with Jackie. You then knocked me up. Trapped me! You dragged my ass to Boston to raise your mini-me’s together. You married me. And you mean to never tell me that you’re the Sexiest Man Alive? I had to find out from Kelly on the show. -I’m just done with you. Love ya but good day to you, you meatball.” Mama is just so exhausted.
Rockstar Neighbor sent him a fruit basket and leopard thong.
High School Teacher is dreading going in the next day for school.
Russian said to him “don’t be getting an eggo on me. You still a meatball. My meatball.”
Italian kissed both his cheeks and then lips. “I’m proud you got this title. You deserve it, Bambino,” she said.
Sailor knows she’s going to get shit when she comes back from leave. She can handle the America’s Ass because that’s hilarious. But Sexiest Man Alive? Try the Dumbest— the Lamest— the Boringest- the Annoyingest Man Alive. That’s her big brother, he’s not anywhere near sexy. But she did go out to dinner with him and the Rock with a few others to celebrate his title along with her being back stateside.
Kardashian has shirts made. Everyone is sent shirts. She’s got the pictures blown up and in her office (her mom does too). She surprised him on set with a cake. She humbly put in her Instagram bio “married to the sexiest man alive.”
News Reporter happily made the announcement for those who missed hadn’t seen it yet and bragged that it is her man.
Teen costar took to social media and asked for an immediate recall.
Animator sent him a drawing of Dodger with the sash that says “Goodest Boy Alive.” With Chris standing next to him in his own sash.
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gemini-sensei · 7 months
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Single dad!Robby who goes to the store to by baby clothes for his daughter but has no idea what he's doing. He shyly goes up to the counter to ask for help, thinking the worker is going to think he's a total idiot. However, when he gets their, his daughter asleep on his chest in a baby carrier, he meets Reader, who welcomes all his questions with a smile. She leads him through the store and shows him everything he needs, what he's going to need, and what sizes his tiny little daughter will fit in. He's so thankful for her help but doesn't know how to say that, so he just follows her around like a lost puppy and listens to every word she says very intently. She thinks he's pretty cute and sweet with his little girl asleep against his chest, curled up to him and holding onto his shirt with her tiny but mighty fists. Oh they're adorable. @sensei-venus
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topgunruinedme · 2 years
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‘Surprise! - Part One
Synopsis: They don't know a lot about Bob, they make fun of him sure but he was apart of the team. Out of everyone on the team they hadn't expect Bob to be the one keeping secrets. Especially not an entire human being.  Single Parent Bob x Top Gun
Master list, Part Two
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Robert ‘BOB’ Floyd wasn't a man of many words, he let people walk all over him. He stuck by his pilot’s side, tagging along on bar nights but he never stayed longer than one beer. He was always the designated driver if he stayed but never once did, he ever offer any information about his family. He knew Phenix has the only girl in a group of 6 boys. Hangman was an only child, along with Rooster. Payback had a sister and grew up with Fanboy and his two brothers. Coyote grew up with Hangman on his farm. 
Bob never mentioned anyone, they assumed he was an orphan. They didn't pry, it never stopped them from asking if they wanted to stay with them during home coming, he always denied it with a small smile. 
But on one particular home coming Bob seemed excited for once, he brushed off their offers. That was the day the image they had painted of little sheltered Bob was shattered.
They stepped off the ship hanging back instead of greeting their families watching Bob with a careful eye. That's when it happened. The Wizzo dropped his bag to the ground and crouched as a little girl ran and jumped into his arms, “Daddy!”.
An older couple came up to bob as he hugged the little girl, his grin never falling from his face, “Hello darling”. She had his brown flowing hair that stopped at her mid back, and she had his small timid smile and green eyes.
“Annabelle! What have I told you about running off?” the older woman scolded the child who attempted to hide her face in Bob’s neck as he stood.
The child mumbled and the woman huffed unimpressed, “Face me when you speak child”.
“Sorry Granma,” the child said sheepishly as he turned to look at the woman, bob stepped forward and hugged the older woman with his free arm shaking hands with the man. 
“Barbra, John. Thank you for watching her” Bob greeted them as he turned his attention back to the little girl in his arms a look of pure adoration on his face. 
Barbera looked at them with a small smile “Don't worry about it darling, you know you can call anytime. I'm glad your home safe” she took her husband’s hand who nodded at the distracted man and walked away.
Bob looked up from his daughter into Phenix’s expectant gaze he signed shifting the girl higher into his arms and ducking down to grab his bag as he shifted her onto his hip, “Come on Annie, let’s go meet a few of Daddy’s friends”.
“You have a kid?!” Hangman asked when they joined the rest of the group, Bob looked confused, “Of cause I do?”.
“When were you going to tell us?” Rooster asked still slightly shocked and slightly hurt, Bob looked at them slightly worried, “I did?”.
“When?” Phenix demanded, “I knew I’d been drunk but never drunk enough to forget my Wizzo has a kid!”
Bob huffed, “I don't drink and if I do it’s never more than one, I don't stay out late and I'm always back home before 9pm”. “And we were supposed to guess from that?” Payback asked, Bob, rolled his eyes with an easy smile. “I have a photo of her in my cockpit, I assumed one of you went snooping and found it when the questions of my family stopped” he shrugged, and Hangman looked like he was about to strangle the Wizzo if it wasn't for Coyote’s grip on his arm. “We thought you were an orphan!” Hangman hissed, “I am”.
Rooster blinked, “Then who were those people with you before?” he asked with a frown, “That was my wife’s parents” Bob gave a sad smile.
Coyote pulled Hangman away for a walk while the man started muttering, “a wife! Next thing he’ll tell us is he’s secretly the prime minister of France”.
“Your wife?” Phenix asked spectrally, “and where's she?”
“Where I left her I suppose” Bob shrugged, “and where was that?” Rooster countered sarcastically, “In a gave”.
Rooster stuttered and looked at the man wide-eyed “Shit Bob”, the man talked so causally about a dead wife. Holy shit, they knew nothing about this man. He shrugged with a smile “No harm done, it’s been a while, hasn't it honey” Bob turned his attention to Annabelle who had been laying on his chest just watching them from her perch, she sent Bob a beaming smile and nodded.
“So that means your...” Phoenix trailed off, “a single parent yeah” Bob rubbed the back of his neck nervously.
“Daddy” a small timid voice interrupted, and he looked down at Annabelle's innocent look, “Can we get ice cream?”.
He smiled softly, “Of cause, we can darling”, Rooster clearly finding a way to escape the awkward situation cleared his throat, “I've got to get back to...yeah” he turned on his heel and fled into the crowd.
Phenix rolled her eyes at the man’s lack of tacks, “Bye Bob, goodbye honey” she smiled softly at them both before disappearing into the crowd looking for her own family.
“Well,” Bob said with a sigh picking up his pack and readjusting his daughter, “That certainly could have gone worse”. His daughter giggled, “Can I get chocolate?”.
He looked at her in pure love, “of cause, you can darling” he said softly.
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miguel-ohara-lover · 8 months
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Look at this man
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That is not a cis man
That is a man with a pus-
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