Eugene, Oregon is actually ruled by a triumvirate of turkeys. They take a very hands-on approach to ruling the city, and send their agents into all corners to deliver their proclamations.
Eugene's Slug Queen pageant was originally created to select a premium human sacrifice for the Turkumvirate in exchange for a bountiful harvest and spectacular clouds. However as human sacrifice went out of fashion, the Turkumvirate relented and the contest is now purely for extremely niche clout and charity work.
Instead the Turkumvirate directs city park and recreation projects to include rewilding, native plant cultivation, and park forestry management to provide them with more common but bountiful food.
They commonly strut through three streets and it is legally mandated that everyone in the city stop what they're doing to ooh and awe over them and take a lot of pictures for them to post to social media because smart phones after hard to work with claws.
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Soo i got the privilege of being able to make polls and im gonna abuse it until everyone has it (i will promptly forget it exists)
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Feel free to talk about the one you like if it's something else, I'm now steeled for that. Check knowyourmeme if you're in the dark about one.
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if someone went back in time and told baby me I'd be drawing overwatch stuff this year, I'd have laughed at them
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There I made my shitty Arrow meme. Use it in good health, Arrowversians.
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Okay so eliminating goncharov from the competition bc its unmatched... (I did say i would abuse my ability to make polls)
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