#someone needs to write this

[audible301]

Ok so yeah Nandor has known that Guillermo isn’t cut out for vampirism and that’s why he’s been avoiding turning him. So what the fuck was his plan gonna be if Laszlo hadn’t sent Guillermo to London? Like Nandor promised to turn him in Al Qolnidar what was his plan there?

#Someone needs to write this #or tell me if someone already has #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor x guillermo

[frownyalfred]

For the Fae!Bruce thing also, I like the idea of when Robin!Dick first starts out, everyone is freaked out about this little child kicking ass and flying through the air while joking and laughing creepily. Somehow word gets out that one of the dynamic duo is actually a fairy and one is human, and of course everyone assumes the sparkly, bloodthirsty child in the pixie boots is the Fae. Poor Batman the human is obviously under this glamoured, ageless being's spell with some mind control magic, or perhaps a magic debt, killing himself to keep up with Robin's inhuman grace. How else could a "nine year old" be a vigilante in Gotham of all places. Clark's crying laughing in the background knowing Bruce is wrapped around Dick's little finger alright but not like that. Dick is delighted that half the goons now fear him more than B.

This might be the best long-running joke inside the JL. Everyone thinks Batman is this poor human cursed by the Fae and he’s a stickler for rules to try and grasp some sort of stability through all of this but in reality he’s just a Fae going Through It.

#asks #anon #love it anon #bruce wayne #batman #dc #Fae Bruce #someone needs to write this #pronto #so I can read it #fic ideas

[darthpastry]

FNaF AU where Evan survives the bite but has a permanent sight impairment and CPS takes all the Afton kids away and also Charlie because they found out both Henry and William are horrifically negligent and the diner gets put out of business forever and the four children are adopted into a happy loving family and are freaked out by actually being cared for at first but then start healing.

#originally it was just CC survives but now vision very not good #but the lord of plot bunnies possessed me #and it expanded #someone needs to write this #not me tho #terrible at emotional healing and too many wips #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #henry emily #fnaf crying child #crying child #the crying child #evan afton #cc afton #crying child fnaf #afton family #charlie emily #elizabeth afton #michael afton #fnaf au #fnaf fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic idea #fic ideas #plot bunny

[whoreforlarrystuff]

Someone needs to write this ASAP

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #larry stylinson #larry #rivals to lovers #au #rivals to lovers au #someone needs to write this

[sushisweetie]

This post screams VegasPete at me 😂

#vegaspete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #someone needs to write this #someone please write a crack fic #text: sushisweetie

[sadnessunderthebridge]

AU where Steve and Eddie had gotten together before the 4th season, and then something happened in September before the Vecna stuff that cause them to break up. The only time they see each other is when Steve is picking up the party from DND.

The next time they actually get to see each other, Eddie is holding a broken bottle to Steve's throat after watching Chrissy die in front of him, and Steve is terrified because he hates seeing Eddie this terrified and he hates that he got dragged into this mess.

The next time, they really talk again is while walking though the upside-down the girls ahead of them while they awkwardly try to hold small talk because they both are too scared to admit they still love each other.

Steve is leaning over Eddie as Eddie starts the RV, then Eddie is calling Steve Big Boy, and Steve tries to hid how flustered it makes him.

Steve was telling Nacey about how he always wanted six little nuggets, but even as he looked at her, he knew that that fantasy never had her as the other person he wished to raise them with. Eddie is in the back of the RV pretending not to hear anything.

Steve watches as Eddie plays with Dustin. He can't help but smile because God he loves that man.

He can hear Eddie playing his guitar from another part of the upside-down using himself as bait. Steve has decided that if he makes it out of this he's going to get that boy back no matter what.

Steve hears Dustin screaming.

Steve is trying to stop the bleeding.

Steve is crying.

Steve refuses to leave Eddie.

Steve is by Eddie's bedside the whole time. He rights him letter for when he wakes up.

--- Sorry, I got a little out of control there anyway. This was all inspired by the song Eddie My Love by The Chordettes.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steddie au #song fic #kinda #its not really a fic and it was inspired by a song #someone needs to write this #i will do anything #stranger things #i dont know if eddie wakes up or not #I'll leave it up to the imagination #my imagination says he does but idk #Eddie My Love #the chordettes #if someone writes this #please give my boys a happy ending. #another idea is that eddie loses all his memories #so steve writes him letters to help him remember #but the song is letters he doesn't send #eddie finds them years later (after getting his memories back) #eddie and steve still write letters to each other even though they've been together for over 30 years #i dont know this song just spins out so many Steddie aus where steve writes eddie letters #someone write something using this song PLEASE #headcanon #au #damn thats a lot of tags #sorry not sorry

[osachiyo]

ok but what about fyodor binding your hands with his rosary

i just pictured that in my head and

#𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃... ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝... anne ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #someone NEEDS to write this #idk if it will be me BUT IT MIGHT bc tjis is too hot.. #ur brain is so 🤌🏽

[made-this-cause-why-not]

saltburn jegulus au??? James being Felix and a hundred percent geuine in his friendship with regulus and inviting him back. Sirius learning where his little brother reggie has been staying for the past two weeks and deciding to come along- throwing a wrench in Regulus’s plans to rue and marry James befriend and over throw the potter family. Marlene as Ventia and Pete as Farliegh??? First person past tense, with Regulus slowly spiralling more and more leading to full chapters of unease and Sirius- fucking Sirius- unravels Regulus’s perfect planning just from befriending James, leading to Pete growing more and more suspicious of their weird, meek house guest.

#jegulus #mauraders #james potter #regulus black #salt burt #someone needs to write this #fanfic prompt #au #do you see my vision

[alwaysjustmina]

Water ghoul anyone? Rain giggling and saying he is a water ghoul and that his partner (always Dew) needs a snorkel.

#anyone else? #someone needs to write this #rain #rain ghoul #water play #why is this hot?

[patrice-bergerons]

The other day i was thinking about why Torchwood and UNIT co exist and how/why Torchwood is so separate when I realised that it's probably because they were founded and are directly funded by the Crown, so they *can* exist outside the government beyond the police.

The crack potential of the implications of this are hilarious. I want the Queen to call them in for a visit and for it to naturally devolve into utter chaos until Liz's corgis are biting Owen's ankles and they end up chasing aliens thru Buckingham Palace corridors.

#LIKE CONSIDER: #literally everyone ranges from despises the monarchy (owen) to indifferent at best (tosh) #ianto i can also see as being a royalist but i think the welshman in him would win out #EXCEPT jack who shuts down mucj of the moaning from his team reminds them of manners etc #and they are like why?? do you care again??? #and then they meet liz and its obvious she and Jack had a Thing back in her youth #much to ianto's consternation #i also really want a dialogue between owen and the rest of the gang where owen is all Down with the Monarchy #they are parasites on society #and the team has to remind him they also pay his salary hshshsh #just the sheer irreverent chaos it would all be #someone needs to write this

[ehhhhwhatsthis]

My brain is currently swimming in canon divergent events to redeem my beloved Tom Branson. Him running like a coward and leaving Sybil in danger in Ireland is his lowest moment in the show so far. However I also thing them running away in the middle of the night was also weirdly sketchy. I held them both as characters with integrity in my mind, and now, I don't think of it as one of their proudest moment either.

It would've been lovely to see Tom leave downtown to become a journalist, or even start writing as a part time to get some money. All this while, Sybil and Tom keep up their relationship in secret.

I adore the idea of the crawleys discussing some political articles in the newspaper, which have been written anonymously by Tom, all the while Sybil sits with them and is secretly proud of her significant other. Its a bit too far fetched, but maybe he becomes famous in the journalist world for his ideas on social commentary. He attends conferences and gains recognition for his work. A respected publisher who is a visitor at downtown maybe recognizes him and praises Tom in front of the entire family. (My dramatic ass loves dramatic reveals T_T)

#tomxsybil #tom branson #someone needs to write this #downton abbey #fanfiction #ao3

[illmoraineakoi]

Death Note AU where everything is the same except L makes Light use his absurd human washing machine while they're handcuffed together.

#Death Note #Light Yagami #L Lawliet #aka the Cursed AU #Light hates it #and hates L for making him use it #The real reason why Light murdered him #Art prompt #Fic prompt #Someone needs to write this #and I feel like that someones gonna end up being me.

[she-is-tim]

Okay here’s an idea: Steve as the Doctor and Eddie as River Song

They have the same relationship dynamic with the flirting and sassy behavior

Eddie would be a perfect River Song just flirting around and being smarter and bolder than anyone else while Steve is trying his damn best keeping him alive and out of trouble

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #Steddie doctor who AU #just imagine how good that would be #someone needs to write this #even if it’s just a oneshot I would kiss you for it #I love River Song and the doctor together

[natasharedfox]

#vampire #archeologist #someone needs to write this

[1-800-iluvhockey]

Omgosh what if like surprise your Luke’s interviewer like I’m Finland like they flew u out and shit like he’s all tired in a room and like someone pokes their head into the room like Luke u have a interview in 5 minutes he’s like ok while like using a towel to dry his hair sweat before like you walk on with the microphone like ah that sounds so cute

🤭🤭🤭

bestie stop I love this too much

#abbster answers #thank you anon <33 #abbster’s anons !! #someone needs to write this #or I will #that’s so cute

[eemoo1o]

You know those shows with like a dozen incarnations/generations where there’s a bazillion characters with like just a minority that overlap/recurr?

Yeah, like I’m just obsessed and waiting for the day when an version of whatever show it is that’s in question made with like all of those damn fuckin characters that didn’t have more than one reiteration of themselves play major roles and meet so then it’s just a nostalgia fest/enjoyment for anyone involved.

And I don’t mean like a crossover thing either with alternate universes and shit. No. I mean like an actual fuckin good tv show where you get to watch these characters either beat each other up or be like bffs.

#TL;DR: Fucken read what I have to say. This is important. #mostly talking about transformers here but it can go for anything else #transformers #thoughts #need someone to do this #someone needs to write this #probably me but yeah