woooow, looking at you is like looking in a mirror !
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Imagine being at a Fig and the Cig Figs concert. They just finished an epic rendition of "Burn Towns Get Money". After a beat Fig walks up to the mic. You start to notice stage hands wheeling an excessive number of cymbals onto the stage. You're buzzing, you know what's coming next.
You hear Fig's voice call out "For this next song we're going to need some help." And stepping out from back stage is a SECOND Gorgug! The crowd goes wild. This is the moment everyone has been waiting for!!
The first Gorgug proceeds to double in size while the second Gorgug shrinks. The massive Gorgug then places the small Gorgug into a baby carrier strapped to his chest and they both take their seat behind the drums.
What follows is the most hard core, rebellion and rage fueled performance you have ever seen. You have just been blessed (by what? Who's to say) to have been able to witness the masterpiece that is "Dawn of Justice" live!
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i need Etho to upload a video like yesterday. so much has happened:
-etho sends his autobiography to joel?! (thanks impulse)
-docm77 changes the shulker boxes in front of etho’s shop from “ethowo” to “joel xo”
-etho mentions it to scar, imp, and gem on stream and freaks out thinking people will think he’s obsessed w joel (which he is) because he can’t remove it because he doesn’t know who owns the shulker boxes
-in joel’s top 10 favorite things about being on hermitcraft, he puts “etho is obsessed with me” at number 3
-joel randomly (…sure) picks etho’s stamp and sends him a letter with his new post box
-someone puts etho statues in front of joel’s base
-etho sends joel a letter calling him out for his obsession because of the statues, asking him to take it down for the server’s sake
-joel in retaliation, moves the statues back to etho’s base
update (4/3):
-etho thinks joel was the person to change the shulkers to read “joel xo” (i can just hear doc laughing rn)
-to get back at joel, etho (maybe) builds etho statues in front of joel’s base, accusing joel of his big obsession with etho
-etho sends joel a letter saying joel made it
i was not expecting this many boat boys interactions this hermitcraft season but i’ll take it lol. im so glad that joel is having more interactions with the other hermits! its funny how the other hermits, gem, scar, doc, and pearl, play along with the bit too! we’re boutta get a longggg episode
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no i didnt spend an entire night drawing this guy 20 times what are you talking about
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sure sex is great but have you ever had someone pour their love and devotion into your bones through their blood and the use of forbidden magic to not just bring you back to life but literally recreate you entirely as you were, heart and soul and all
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Obsessed with Law tbh. He's a walking contradiction. He's a doctor but a sadistic one that enjoys playing with people's organs. He's covered in sick tattoos but they're actually in honor of his late father figure. He likes to be carried around like a pretty princess but he'll complain about it the entire time. He's surprisingly picky about food and pouts like a child about it. He's stupidly attractive and badass but he's also the most cringefail loser I've ever seen in my life. He's got such an unhealthy attachment to Cora that he spent thirteen years of his life trying to murder the man that killed him. AND his pirate group is also inspired by Cora. He's an Edgelord but the entire fandom calls him their silly little guy, their babygirl, their cutie patootie. He acts like he hates working with others and people in general but he got tamed and domesticated like a wild animal by the Strawhats SO quickly. What is wrong with him (affectionate) (derogatory)
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