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stars-and-the-min · 4 days
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (9) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n reunions galore!
masterlist | last part | part 9 | next part
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chrisyamada was on stage w/ the aussies again 🎸 tagged: emptybottles_official
lukaszhang don't come for my job man ↳ chrisyamada @lukaszhang i can't handle lina for extended periods of time dw about your job security
ceciliapham THEY DID THIS FOR ME AND ME ONLY 😭😭😭
piastri_lina now if i didn't know any better, i'd think this was a soft-launch... ↳ piastri_lina @piastri_lina know ur place christopher yamada
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oscarpiastri Race week recharge 🔋
pi4str1 convinced that if oscar was to open an oscar.jpg account it would just be all lina
selinabui ur so hot do u have a gf ↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui yeah sorry 🫤
piastri_lina boyfie looking boyfie, wifey looking wifey, what is a girl to do 😭😭😭
logansargeant ask her if we can talk again ↳ selinabui @ logansargeant U TOOK ME SERIOUSLY??? IS THIS WHY I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM U???
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↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h wait i asked a lina question OH MY GOD PLS PLS PLS CHOOSE THE LINA QUESTION ↳ Williams Racing @ WilliamsRacing · 2h Find out when the episode drops 😉 ↳ jess @OPIXSTRI · 1h OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE ↳ Williams Racing @ WilliamsRacing · 1h Don't die just yet
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selinabui Shenzhen, China
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selinabui my own kinda home race? tagged: eb_jonno
eb_jonno *OUR* home town performance ↳ selinabui @eb_jonno my bad bro why did u think i tagged u
oscarpiastri How do you still suck at bowling? ↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri wdym i won ↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui no you didn't???
pi4str1 same top as the one in oscar's post? ↳ marie_h.sb @pi4str1 pls they think they're so subtle 😭
linasgirl4 SINCE WHEN SELINA. SINCE WHENNNNN ↳ linasgirl4 @linasgirl4 i'm going fucking feral i need to know how long they've been together for my mental health ↳ emptybottlos @linasgirl4 calm the fuck down it's not that serious
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from the phone of selina bui
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↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 1d dude are u kidding me? ↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 4h she still got that :] energy 🥹
camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 21h I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW JONATHAN SU AND SELINA BUI LIVE IN THE FLESH AT THE SHENZHEN FENDI POP-UP ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 21h i'm not alive i have ascended to a higher plane
president linami @ linaminami · 16h try not to say mother challenge failed. she looks so good wtf
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emptybottlesbar Jonny and Lina at the Shenzhen FENDI pop-up store. Did you manage to catch them? tagged: emptybottles_official, selinabui and eb_jonno
selinabui wtf are we pokemon or smth??
eb_jonno was i not photogenic enough, i'll work on it ↳ emptybottlesbar @eb_jonno You were very handsome 💚 ↳ eb_jonno @emptybottlesbar well that's a very nice way of saying i look bad in photos
2cami4lina I DID CATCH THEM AND IT WAS SPECTACULAR
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lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h oh ttpd, oh how 2021 lina coded it you are ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h i need a lina x i can do it with a broken heart edit STAT
emme @flowersforcami · 42m oomf said i can fix him (no really i can) is super lina in her tommy era coded and i can't unhear it now
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↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1h @urdaisea baby girl this is for you 😭 ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 44m HOW ARE THEY SO QUICK OH MY GOD IT'S HEARTBREAKING
oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 33m it's only been like a day since it dropped but i've already been blessed with a so high school oscalina edit the lord is good 🙏 ↳ jackpot ☆ @slayridgo · 30m i wanna be on ur fyp bc i've gotten two 'you look like taylor swift' edits of olivia and lina and it's been depressing
piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h lina's stories perfectly encapsulates my april 19 experience, she's the chairman of the swiftie f1 girlie department ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h side note she used one of those oscar gifs from f2 and it's so endearing
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trans: brother yu (she uses the fish 'yu' and not zhou guanyu's actual 'yu', again, it's a pun) is awesome!
✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:
taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf
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supplimental · 2 years
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It’s so funny to see people complain about the new Magnus Archives series being a cheap cashgrab. Like your options are you 1) didn’t listen to TMA and so the hatred comes from it being... idk too mainstream? A take that can only happen if you are both terminally online and don’t block tags that make u mad. Or 2) you simply do not have any overarching knowledge of the show you listened to. Like I’m sorry you think that both Jonny Sims and Alexander J Newall are sellout moneywhores rather than weird little nerds who are obsessed with trying 2 make cool things. That one’s on you.
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finniestoncrane · 1 year
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This is gonna be long BUT HERE WE GO
I first followed you cause I was so excited to see you have a tumblr. Because me wee self has ever only browsed AO3 as a guest lol.
I remember constantly being inspired and wanting to write fanfics of my own like you and I always wanted the slightest chance to talk to you and befriend you (the fact that we've only be mutuals for 83 days is absurd it feels like years rip) and I remember being over the moon when I put two and two together you actually followed me.
When you first sent me a message I was literally shaking and vibrating with excitement but I was also like shit what do I say??
I still follow you for your writing, because it continues to inspire me in my own writings and my artwork, and even though I say I curse you for making me draw Zero Year riddler so much I actually love it especially knowing how much it makes you happy. I also love seeing all the crazy relatable things you reblog and being able to simp for other rogues like Daddy Oz and Spooky Jonny.
I will always follow you cause you're an awesome writer and even more amazing friend I didn't even know I was needing so badly at the time I finally got to meet you. You've been so crazy creative, understanding, supportive, and kind and I just hope I even reciprocate an ounce of it.
Sorry this got really long but I had to let it out or I would combust rip
From a wee riddlebit 💚
P.S. since you said in the tags you'd be enraged if this wasn't mentioned your breasts are also very gorgeous 👍🏻
ri i don't care how weird this is i'm printing this out and putting it on my desk at my new job u-u
i feel nervous talking to literally anyone but you were so sweet and easy to talk to!? ;-; i will forever consider myself to be lesser in talent than you omg your work and your art is *chef's kiss* and it really genuinely does make me happy like it is all saved onto my laptop just in case this website explodes or something i dunno ;-;
also oops i'm crying now u-u i just want to put out goodness and you deserve so much of that because you're so WONDERFUL as a person and a friend 💚
also thank you i am glad people read the tags and paid attention because i will never shut up about how painful it was to take duct tape off of my tits u-u
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tinytinybumblebee · 2 years
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Hi friend!! Sorry to bother u, but ive been feeling pretty sad lately :[
If you don't mind can I pleeeasee get some cgs Kim and Harry comforting a little hcs??
Thank u, love ya, yet again I think you're really cool and I enjoy ur blog so so much!!!
- Jonny The Rat Prince!!!
Awe oh noo ;0; hope things get a little brighter for you soon!!
- Kim is definitely one to use rationality when it comes to helping out a sad tiny one ;u; he'll help them communicate their big feelings, make it easier for them to explore what's making them feel so upset.
Then, he'll sit with them and help them out, finding ways they can make these blahs feel less blah♡♡
Kim is also one who will ask the tiny one if they wwant to help him out with task (like, working on the motor carriage), it might seem confusing but, Kim knows doing things can help ease the thoughts that are weighting the tiny one down♡
-Harry is definitely one to use distractions to help a sad tiny one! He'll find their favourite film, radio series, etc and surprise them with a fun movie afternoon/night (definitely popcorn and other fun things included!) Knowing that it will help the tiny one take their mind off of things
Harry is fairly intune with emotions, and, sometimes the best thing to do when you've got all these emotions bottled up is to do something active! Like, running around outside (game of tag or hide and seek?) or, playing games like hopscotch or exploring around♡
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j1mmyr · 1 year
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Oop I seem to have gained some new people! Sorry I’ve not been too active lately XD
UH…a small “get to know me” though I guess!
- My IRL name is Jonny so you may see close people using it but my online name/art name/alter ego is Jimmy sometimes stylized as J!MMY and it comes from a long story inside joke! Sometimes I tack on my last initial (R) depending on the situation
- I’m a guy, my pronouns are he/him/his!
- I’m trans and have been out since 2013! I’m 5-6 years on T (I honestly forget the exact year off the top of my head) and am almost two years post-op! I don’t label myself as a “trans guy” exactly though and usually just say “guy” because frankly trans or cis doesn’t matter because I AM A GUY lol
- I’m an artist first and foremost and draw…well, kink and nsfw mostly XD I have an original comic about two fat BDSM gimps in a cyberpunk world that fall in love…sort of :U It’s complicated. They’re names are Scream and Candy and they’re my main OCs. You can see more of them and my art at my art blog @electropuz or send them asks at @spandexspaceman though that blog isn’t exactly ready yet!
- Other hobbies include writing, RPing, and cosplaying! And sometimes making said cosplay though my skills aren’t great so I usually end up buying cheap cosplay and fixing it up lmao. I also like gaming sometimes and wanna stream myself playing them or do “let’s plays” as a side thing for fun!
- Possible trigger warnings! I am mostly “spiritual” but openly identify as an atheistic Satanist! I also am a heavy drinker and a stoner so it’s hard for me to always tag things like drugs and alcohol! I’m also pro-kink BUT within limits!! I DO NOT support pedophila, incest, and other such things! Just keep all this in mind before following and minors DO NOT INTERACT at all! Btw if you’re a minor and I interact with you first out of accident first just tell me and I will quit right away!
- Otherwise I have three (technically five…long story) awesome cats that I love very much and put before all else! They’re names are Cirice (black, female, we pronounce it Cirrus due to a Ghost video we watched early in the fandom years ago), Dewdrop (cream/light orange, male, named after the unofficial name for Ghost’s lead guitarist), and Mochi (sphynx/hairless, male, named because he looks like he has rice ball skin lmao). The other two cats mentioned are cats I had when I lived with my grandpa and had to leave behind when I moved out! I still visit them frequently and make sure they’re well cared for though! They’re names are Wade (fluffy gray and white, male, named after Deadpool because he’s my hero) and Bruce (white, male, named after Batman to match Wade being Deadpool). All are spayed/neutered and three are shelter rescues!
- My personal triggers are cat deaths, harm, etc. so please tag them if we become mutuals! It’s not that other forms of animal death/abuse aren’t important (they bother me too), they’re just not a full blown trigger. Cats specifically send me into episodes of severe anxiety and depression
- My “just talking” tag is “the rest is all bullshit” so feel free to blacklist that if you’re just here for cats or memes or something!
ANYTHING ELSE?? I guess just ask me! I love to talk and my favorite things are currently the band Ghost, Walt Disney World, Ghostface (both Scream and DBD), and talking about my OCs! Also aside from Ghost my big fandoms are OFF, TF2, Rick and Morty, and MHA! There’s also a handful of nostalgic fandoms (like Homestuck) and various characters I adore, it’s just hard to list them all right now XD
OKAY I THINK THAT’S FINALLY IT!! Welcome to my blog!
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softiescully · 2 years
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i am so sorry for the person that i am going to be now that bridgerton s2 is out
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haunthouse · 3 years
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basically. my IRM of simon and roto is that they're two women who set out to join blaseball together (like. high school butch4butch sweethearts) who then ended up being the victim of that whole deal and so. i picture them as like, missingno from pokemon esque? they're shells of people who can't go to the trench because they didn't burn, but they're still part of the game and so according to the rules of blaseball they must play and so they try their hardest to play but they don't exist so!! and this has been happening for so long that they've kind of deteriorated into these weird glitchy people who can only speak in blaseball game logs. and they're urban legends i think? like i don't think the players themselves know about the election redos but i think they know about these two weird ghosts who show up on the field if you stay and practise too late and hum to themselves and they're like. the blaseball equivalent of a campfire story. they shouldn't exist and they shouldn't be here but they are. and i think weirdly, they still love each other! because no-one else can quite conceptualize what's happened to them but they're still incredibly close and loving
oh my god. oh my god i got so distracted by election stuff right after i got this ask i forgot to ever reply to it im so sorry. especially bc i have been thinking CONSTANTLY abt this version of simon and hiroto for the past WEEK i love them so much??? weird glitch ghosts in love my beloveds
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charlie-artlie · 4 years
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Jonny really has no time or patience for these whimpering mortal and their “ptsd” and “debilitating trauma” he’s just here to have a good time
(I love joining fandoms after the media has ended feels real good feels natural :’) )
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equalseleventhirds · 4 years
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bout to lose my whole MIND just saw a post saying mikaele living in his safe bubble serves to contrast & highlight tma as a collectivist narrative and how he demonstrates that u can’t function if u try to be exempt from caring abt other people..................... i am Extra Sure that doomsday prepper is super wrong for him!!
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anissapierce · 4 years
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Goofus jonny: haha yeah the main characters last names r a reference to prolific horror men Poe, Barker,King,Blackwood,James
Galant Marc: *has main characters shit talk old white men figureheads in their fields whenever possible*
*says in interviews tht his biggest influences r Octavia Butler & Ursula K le guin, n how he has no lost love for lovecraft n tbh you should read the works deconstructing his racism and bigotry bc the man himself wasnt even tht good of a writer*
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iamnmbr3 · 3 years
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hey! one of my favorite shows is ending and I need fic to cope. can u give me a multifandom rec list of 10 really good fics? thank u so much. sorry if this is a weird ask. they can be any kind of fic as long as they're good. tysm! <3
Here you go! 
Lectisternium by faridsgwi (words: 73,244 | rating: T | The Magnus Archives | Jonmartin)
London, 1849.
As the Entities ascend in power, plots are set in motion, new friends are made, and an apprentice archive utterly fails to keep those new friends at arms length.
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Perhaps if they were under his auspices, Jon would be able to keep his assistants away from the worst of it. He could certainly try.
tales to be told by SyntheticRevenge (words: 9,820 | rating: T | The Mechanisms | Gen )
Immortality tasted like dirty metal and chest pain and toomuchnotenough feeling. The good doctor shot him straight through the head just to check that he was actually immortal, well and truly, as if the strange, numb, hours spent with his heart literally outside his body while she dicked around shoving the new one in weren’t enough proof.
(Jonny rehearses telling the story of the Mechanisms, and the others are not particularly helpful)
Stiffen the Sinews (Summon Up the Blood) by Whisky (whiskyrunner) (words: 80,666 | Rating: E | Dark Knight Rises | Bane/John Blake | CW: Dark Themes)
There are only men in the pit, and John's not strong enough to protect himself forever. But Bane is strong enough for both of them.
the ship at the end of the universe by Lise (words: 14,523 | rating: T | MCU | Gen )
After the end of the world, trying to make a new beginning.
Or, defeating Hela only solves some problems. It also creates a lot of new ones.
Chaos War by astolat (words: 34,203 | rating: E | MCU | Loki/Thor)
It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn't doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn't think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.
A Tithe to Hell by Aja (words: 33,901 | rating: E | Death Note | Light/L )
Light has thirteen days to find out how it will feel--not just to kill, but to destroy.
At Your Service by Faith Wood (faithwood) for Brief_and_Dreamy (words: 95,752 | rating: E | Harry Potter | Drarry)
Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved.
Vessel by linguamortua (words: 2,624 | rating: E | Venom | Symbrock)
When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.
in cayenne and honey, in vinegar and lime by alby_mangroves, Nonymos (words: 27,530 | Rating: E | MCU | Bucky/M’Baku, Endgame: M’Baku/Okoye & Stucky)
M’Baku fought for T’Challa. But should he keep fighting for T’Challa’s vision? The king is professing change, such deep change, while the Jabari are supposed to be the guardians of tradition.
It’s a complex problem, which demands a cool head. So M’Baku could really do without an old love coming back to haunt him, an obnoxious royal teenager, and T’Challa’s secret one-armed guest.
Ichor in Violet by tirsynni (words: 14,574 | rating: T | MCU | Gen)
When Thor learns that Loki can travel to other realms without Heimdall seeing, of course he convinces Loki to take them both to Jotunheim to hunt Frost Giants. There an accident unravels centuries of lies and threatens to unravel Loki, too.
there are also more recs in my fic rec tag
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hauntedzone · 2 years
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man fatphobia in tma fandom... i hated how none of the other characters were ever drawn as fat. no one else just the soft uwu squishy bean (how fandom characterized martin actually made me hate him by the 3rd season lol) which is like... i made me So Uncomfortable as a fat person. and the way jon was portrayed as unhealthy skinny got like.. borderline fetishy at times especially in fic and like. its hard for me to blame this on other people and i wouldnt want anyone who wrote him like this to see this ask and feel bad but the constant waxing poetic abt like his thin wrists and exposed ribcage and whatnot was genuinely super upsetting to me and really effected my body image especially because the only fat character they ever thought to write was like... idk how to describe it really but like there was a very clear disparity in the way they were described and meant to be related to by the reader u know?
also straighttma my beloathed... they had this like disgustingly fatphobic post about flesh avatars (cw for extreme fatphobia but if u just search for "straighttma fatphobia" in the search bar it should be the first thing). i understand its a parody blog but some of the posts and that post in particular especially was just legitimately upsetting. especially since it was anon submitted and i have no way of knowing if thats coming from a thin person or not... and in general i dont really find an expicitly bigoted version of a show particularly funny. like ive definitely made and enjoyed jokes about like characters being cishet reddit bros or whatever which i think comes with an implication of bigotry but... idk i just didnt like it
my response gets long so readmore time. i posted under some tags for bl, if youre in one of these tags and see this id prefer no reblogs on this
i never really got into fanfiction in general aside from reading maybe one or two on sparse occasion, so i cant lie and say ive experienced similar to you, but based on the art ive seen during my time liking the podcast, those descs of martin & jon do check out. (aside from that one artist with tall & fat jon, that was cool.) im sorry youve experienced that, i know one of the reasons people participate in fandom is to find belonging and seeing someone portray people like you in an unempathetic way in that setting must have been incredibly hurtful. i think its important for any media creator to understand that when they write diverse body types, sexuality, race... etc, that their intention shouldnt be to score diversity points, but to communicate to readers that arent cishet white thin abled (etc) that your artwork is also for these people
also god i forgot about straighttma... i couldnt find the post you were looking for bc tumblrs search is busted as hell. i think straighttma was kind of funny as like a 1-post idea maybe but as an entire blog idk, especially since the whole show was ALREADY full of shit youd expect from a white british guy. its sort of like, oh heres a way to sort of imagine awful people in a joking context (and i feel like white people are often looking for a reason to make racist jokes anyway), and also simultaneously makes the indirect statement of "arent we so grateful that the show and creators ARENT like that? arent we glad to get good representation?" even though the show and representation sucks ass honestly. its like the opposite of media criticism
i know i keep going back to this point and i absolutely dont intend to direct attention away from what youre saying bc youre 100% correct, but it feels like the fandom would have done everything in their power to kiss jonny sims pasty ass and defend him to the death. and it was incredibly stupid.
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beclynn-herondale · 4 years
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anddddd mutuals as quotes cos ik u love quotes 💕💜
Hi my dear and loved goddess of beauty and goodness thanks for the ask and I hope all is well 🧡🧡🧡🧡
@sarcasticmalecfan aka you "when everything seem hopeless, just take one day at a time, and if one day is too much, just take it one hour at a time, and if one hour is too much, just take it one minute at a time.(skam)"
@khaleesiofalicante "life is like a book - some chapters are sad, some are happy, and some are exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds"
@emorion88 "she does whatever it takes to make it through one more day. She is not a sinner or a saint. She is a woman, a warrior, with the soul of a survivor and a heart that is in search of peace and love" ( I don't know by who )
Iz I guess you changed your url again so I will tag you later "isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different?" [Idk by who]
@igonecrazy "somewhere someone is searching for you in every personal they meet" [idk by who]
@sh0tgun-shuts-his-cakehole "some people want material things. Me, I just want peace, happy times and people who love me."
@lavanyalol "the bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."
@christopher-lightwood-my-heart "the hardest step she ever took was to blindly trust in who she was."
@my-archerboy "never go in search of love, go in search of life, and life will find you the love you seek." [ by atticus]
@kazz "he was like the moon- part of him was always hidden away." [Idk by who ]
@shadowhunter214 "she's battling things het smile will never tell you about." [ Jonny ox]
@anna-lightwxxd "some days I am goddess. Some days I am a wild child. And some days I am a fragile mess. Most days I am a bit of all three. But every day, I am here, trying." [S.C. lourie]
@youngf0x "a book is a dream that you hold in your hand." [ Neil gaiman ]
@magnus-the-maqnificent "she sees in black and white, thinks in greys but loves in color." [ jmstorm]
@jazzkaurtheglorious "normality is a paved road: it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow." [ Vincent van gogh]
@tenthprinceofhell "the worst part about anything that's self destructive is that it's so intimate. You become so close with your addictions and illnesses that leaving them behind is like killing the part of yourself that taught you how to survive."
@theheavenlybooks "and that was the thing about her, she kept on surviving. With bullet holes in her lungs, and knife marks itched in her back. She never let anything get in her way, resilient. A fighter, not by choice. But a warrior at heart." [ -k.a.]
@fair-y-child "she's a badass with a good heart, soft but strong, unapologetic and honest...." [ R.H. SIN]
@thomaslightwoodx "do you think the universe fights for two souls to be togethe? Some things are too strange and strong to be a coincidences."
Sorry if you don't agree with these it is not meant as anyway bad at all these are all quotes extremely close to my heart. I love you all. [ idk by who]
Sorry I forgot some.
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tenfifteenthirteen · 4 years
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Whenever I’m feeling down I just scroll through your asg15 tag and then scream into my pillow for the next hour because I can’t believe it happened and will never get over that patrick interview
i’m sorry you’re feeling down anon ♥ THIS INTERVIEW?! (x) the worst words patrick has ever strung together in his life and by worst obviously i mean best because i lose my absolute mind any time i think about this. that all star game was a gift from god herself i’ll never get over it also the other thing i scream about from that day is the moment (x) when patrick is announced and walks out and immediately goes over to jonny EVEN THOUGH HE’S NOT ON JONNY’S TEAM and touches the back of jonny’s head and then looks back and smirks and cocks his eyebrow.......................... i’m............ and the host person was like “what was that all about” and patrick’s *** *** had no response because like how do u tell the host people you were just flirting with your man real quick before you had to start going against each other in the draft i LITERALLY. there is a Reason jonny was conveniently not at the very next all star game and i will never forgive the hawks for that injustice even if a small small part of me understands and like ALL OF THIS HAPPENED BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTED LIKE BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENED THEY WERE WELL PATRICK ANYWAY WAS ALREADY ACTING LIKE THIS LIKE CAN YOU BELIEVE and then the skills comp happened and they just............... acted like That......... in front of everyone there.......... can you Believe those two jesus christ (x) like i’m sorry but what the f*ck i love them so much what a Day am i right ladies
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cleoselene · 4 years
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all these people in the Henry Cavill tag like “Henry’s not hot just Geralt” and I’m like I’m sorry but here u go:
https://www.lenscrafters.com/
Geralt is indeed very hot I do not deny it especially the way they tailor his pants but his hair is sorely in need of conditioner and he usually looks filthy
truth is Henry is always hot and Geralt is hot and Henry is hot and I’m sorry about y’all’s eyes
and it’s also possible for Joey Batey and Henry Cavill to be simultaneously hot??? like Joey is a young Jonny Lee Miller + Dungeons & Dragons spooky gotgh hot and Henry is beefcake nerd hot horse girl hot they are not mutually exclusive they’re both hot and Anya and MyAnna are also really hot like so is Anna Schafer like man this is a no uglies ALLOWED show have you taken a look at the new Witchers???
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Vesemir’s hot too
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this is basically a No Uglies show you don’t have to be like ONLY ONE GUY IS HOT EVEYRONE IS HOT LET’S NOT FORGET THESE TWO SMEXIES HOT HOT HOT
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and that’s not even counting the dead ones and then there’s the bard yes
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so let’s all enjoy the sexiness that is the Witcher and I’m sick of these SO AND SO ISN’T SEXY BUT X IS SEXY shit on my desk
THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY HOT TRISS AND SABRINA AND YEN AND A TOUCH OF MY EVIL BAE FRINGELLA
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WHO IS ALSO HOT 
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EDIT HOW COULD I FORGET TISSAIA DE VRIES OH MY GOD
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