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[Group chat for the kids with Xion, Ienzo, and Roxas]
Xion: so wyd
Roxas: just chilling
Ienzo: same
Ienzo: might scream from the other room and test Aeleus’ response time later idk
[Silence. Then, in the distance, there’s a loud scream, followed by the sound of a door being ripped off of its hinges]
Aeleus, panicked: IENZO I HEARD YOU SCREAMING, ARE YOU OKAY
Ienzo, not looking up from his phone: about fifteen seconds
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aosbuskids · 3 years
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Coulson: You need to be nicer to the kids
May: I am nice
Coulson: You threatened to stab Hunter
May: I think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning
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Hotch, after three days of no sleep, food, or drink, looking half dead: self care is for the weak
Reid: *coughs*
Hotch, grabbing blankets tissues and medication: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE OVER HERE ASAP REID TALK TO ME WHATS WRONG-
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Bad guy: *monologuing* -and that’s why your race must die.
12: *looks nervously at Bill*
Bill: *nods solemnly*
12: well that’s not very cash money of you
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looopylupin · 4 years
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Harry: I don’t die often
Harry: but when I do, I don’t
Hermione:
Hermione: you need therapy.
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Xemnas: status report on Axel
Saix: the target has been taken out
Xemnas: very go-
Saix: it was a lovely restaurant. candlelit dinner. he proposed at the end of it.
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Morgan: Are you talking to yourself?
Reid: Yes. It’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Reid: ah yes, my train of thought
Reid: or as I like to call it, The Anxiety Train
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Bad guy: *monologuing* -and that’s why your all must die.
Reid: *looks nervously at Luke*
Luke: *nods solemnly*
Reid: well that’s not very cash money of you
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Unsub: *monologuing* -and that’s why your all must die.
Reid: *looks nervously at Garcia*
Garcia: *nods solemnly*
Reid: well that’s not very cash money of you
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Hotch: You need to be nicer to your coworkers
Emily: I am nice
Hotch: You threatened to punch Morgan
Emily: I think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning
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looopylupin · 4 years
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[in the Battle of Hogwarts]
Hermione: so what are we going to do??
Harry: idk. Pizza maybe?
Hermione:
Hermione: about Voldemort, Harry.
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