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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2588
Technically correct. The best kind of correct. (Dialogue from Not Going Out.)
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the-spooky-children · 14 days
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In episode 10
Skid: I wish this was an episode of Scooby Doo
Skidad: ...why?
Skid: Because then I'd get to rip your face off
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*looking at a dead body*
Dwight: Ross, I'm not a pathologist.
Ross: But you can still pronounce a myocardial infarction.
Dwight: I can pronounce "quinoa", but it doesn't mean he died of it!
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Bellatrix: You know who I blame for this? Me
Narcissa: Why?
Bellatrix: Saves you doing it
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incorrectuksies · 9 months
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tommy boy: you know, i can tell the time just by looking at the stars.
henry: really?
tommy boy, looking at the sky: yes. it‘s...night time.
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ackreik · 1 year
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brian, walking in: where’s freddie?
john, meeting him at the doorway: he’s not in.
brian: well where is he?
john: he’s out.
brian, sarcastically: i love these special moments we have.
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hitchell-mope · 7 months
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Hades: it’s always about the emotional backstory nowadays isn’t it? It’s like Auradon’s Got Talent. Somebody who can’t sing for toffee wins just because they’ve got a cat who’s got wheels for legs.
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tagerrkix · 4 months
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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨
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amphibianaday · 7 months
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day 1421
#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long#amphibian#frog#poison dart frog#based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like#here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference#im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice#its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other#while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos#ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer#i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re#and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay#at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever#or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol#Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist#the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags
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spaceinvadeeer · 2 months
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incorrect quote generator strikes back
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dare-to-dm · 4 months
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I get a little miffed when I see people criticizing common scenarios in games like D&D such as killing bandits for being "violent" or "problematic" and suggesting that people can/should play D&D in a more non-violent way.
I agree that it is very possible to do and I'm cool with people playing games they own however they want to. But the reality is that most of D&D's mechanics were designed specifically with combat in mind. You look at any given class, and that's what the bulk of their abilities are for. For pretty much everything else, you have a "skills" system that functions, but is not developed with much depth. Most of the toys you get to play with are there to simulate fantasy violence. And part of the fantasy in such a game is that you can solve problems, save the day and be a hero with violence. Enjoying that fantasy doesn't make you a bad person, and if you don't enjoy that fantasy, you might be better served playing a game with a different design philosophy and priorities.
For comparison, imagine it's a hot summer day and you're watching some kids play outside. It's your job to keep them entertained, healthy and safe. So you want them to play a game that's going to get them physically active, have fun and cool off.
So you set out a big bin of water balloons and super soakers and a hose and tell them they should all get wet. If those kids pick up the super soakers and the water balloons and start shooting each other and playing war, it would be weird of you to then chastise them for simulating violence. After all, that's basically what those toys are explicitly designed to do. And sure, you could explain to the kids that they could instead choose to spray themselves with the hose or pop the balloons by sitting on them or whatever. There are definitely possible ways to use those toys that don't involve pretending to be violent. But if that's such a dealbreaker for you, you probably shouldn't have bought those toys in the first place. Like, you could have set up a sprinkler or a Slip'n'Slide or an inflatable pool instead. Choose the toys/the game that's designed for what you want.
And don't assume that just because I would relish taking someone out "execution style" with a super soaker that I would approve of the same thing in a non pretend situation.
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Rodolphus, courting Bellatrix: You know, I can tell the time just by looking at the stars
Bellatrix: Really?
Rodolphus: Yes. It's…night time
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bisaster-energy · 6 months
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"How low is your self esteem? How low could it possibly be?"
Swimming Pool, The Front Bottoms // Dean and Castiel
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ackreik · 1 year
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[roger admiring himself in the mirror, kissing his forearm]
[brian walks in]
roger, unconvincingly: uh, i was examining a mole.
brian, unimpressed: right. i’d hate to see how you check for testicular cancer.
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sleepinglionhearts · 2 months
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Thinkin' 'bout girl Zoro
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stvlti · 8 months
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He's just a little creature
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A real cryptid
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