Jackson: Is there any recreational use for aspirin?
Scott: You could juggle with the pills.
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Wally: Nehbor.
Wally: pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
Wally: wen day is dark alway rember happy day
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Grandpa: I own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the Founding Fathers intended.
Grandpa: One day, four ruffians broke into my house.
Grandpa: I shouted “WHAT THE DEVIL?!” and grabbed my Kentucky rifle and powdered wig.
Grandpa: I blew a golf-ball-sized hole through the first man; he died on the spot.
Grandpa: I drew my pistol on the second man, but it missed him entirely because it’s smooth-bore and nailed the neighbor’s dog.
Grandpa: I had to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, firing it with a cry of “TALLY HO, LADS!”
Grandpa: The grapeshot shredded two men in the blast, and the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Grandpa: I fixed my bayonet and charged the last terrified rapscallion; he bled out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Grandpa, overlooking the carnage: Ahh, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
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Shang Qinghua: Cucumber-bro just asked if I was an incel.
Mobei Jun: Tell him that our lord wants to see his tummy.
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Goldilocks: Okay, everyone, it is time for Mystery Box! First clue is something white!
Puss: CATNIP!
Goldilocks: IT’S NOT FUCKING CATNIP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER!
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Bolo: What would be considered "advanced baking?" I'm looking for a challenge.
Rottytops: Breaking into someone's house at 2AM and baking a cake before they notice.
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Shirabe: Breakfast: Stir 2 eggs into hot glass of milk. Multivitamin.
Tsubasa: I just tried it. Just tasted like milk, with texture like someone sneezed in it.
Shirabe: Post a pic? Did you let the eggs cook entirely?
Tsubasa: I didnt take a pic because my home is messy.
Shirabe: I don't even care about the milk anymore just show me pics of your slum.
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Jet: Nice quills, weed boy.
Silver: It's not fucking weed, you piece of shit stoner!
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196 archive: January 15th 2022
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The Mystics, to The Stranger: What you want to summon meteors and stop time and shit
The Mystics: Fucking wizard
The Mystics: Go put on your star and moon hat you conjuror
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