#spot on anon!

[shepherds-of-haven]

https://twitter.com/invis4yo/status/1700321741812191436?t=6oL0GfyaTgZFBx8gMgoN_g&s=19

Omg a lavinet tweet

#this is SO accurate 😂😂 #spot on anon! #Shepherds of Haven #Lavinet #Lavinet Naveen

[laf-outloud]

Anyone: Well I'm not a huge fan of Jensen's acting. I don't think he's all that special.

AAs: Actually, Jensen is Oscar worthy. I feel the whole gamut of emotion when he's on screen. Jared is a terrible, awful, completely talentless actor and he should disappear into the woods and carve buckets for the rest of his life in obscurity. Btw I'm the normal one, you're all vile Jensen haters who have never been right in your lives.

Perspective, AAs. Get some.

#😂😂😂 #spot on anon! #anti aas #anti celebrity worship #it turns their brains to mush #ask box

[etz-ashashiyot]

Friendly reminder that A Land for All is an excellent organization that is still, even now, working to create an equitable resolution to the conflict. Please check them out:

I also strongly recommend reading through their full proposal here.

#i/p #המצב™️ #jumblr #tbh anyone looking for my ''real stance'' (thanks to that anon for that one 🙄) needn't look further than this #it's led by Israelis and Palestinians who are - may I remind you - the ones currently in danger and who have to live with any solution #and personally nothing I or anyone else in the diaspora can come up with will be better than localized grassroots movements #so I prefer to cede the floor to the people with the rockets actually pointed at them 👍 #this also has joint leadership and joint buy-in #and enjoys support from both left and right sides of the political spectrum #which means there's *real* buy-in #I'm sure there will be bumps and rough spots and things that need to be figured out over time #but IY“H Inshallah we will see the day this cooperation wins out

[theanontrain]

"I know the meme is over a week old at this point (which in 2023 means its already dead) and I'm posting it to the Anon Train account (where most posts are sketches or go to die) but I'm still proud of this in a silly way.

Plus I love The Spot and Meows Morales"

#Anon artist's #Spider-Man #Spider-verse #Spiderverse #Across the Spider-Verse #Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse #The Spot #Meows Morales

[modmad]

I'm gonna scream if this is a planned joke: is RGB a TV personality

when I repeatedly say that the whole of TPoH is just three puns in a trenchcoat you really shouldn't underestimate the truth of that

#CONGRATULATIONS ANON #idk if anyone else got that before now but YAYYYYY #*confetti* #tpoh #pun spotted

[blairpfaff]

reid’s hair throughout the seasons (requested by anonymous)

#s5 is in here twice cuz the boyband hair deserved it's own spot #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #edits #is that what u wanted anon idk

[jventureart]

I love your kakagai art and the tattoos you've shared are super cool!

Tysm thats very nice of you to say! I'm so glad you like my scribbles! Have some more

It's grandpa hours

#ty for the kind words truly i was shook #These sketch pages keep getting out of hand fr #Biskue harassing Lee into giving him some food #Spot the tiny turtle summon #Shiba & urushi plotting #And in my heart bull & metal are best friends #kakagai #kakashi hatake #maito gai #might guy #rock lee #metal lee #Ninken #anon ask #jvart #nart #naruto fanart #hatake kakashi

[muffinlance]

prompt: Ozai has Azula watch Zuko (his progress or rather lack thereof) from way earlier on, possibly even before Aang gets away from the iceberg in the first place

There it is, written at the bottom of his banishment notice, wobbling in and out of his vision and he’s not sure if it's his eyes—

(Father wouldn’t have meant to blind him. Being blind won't help him catch the Avatar, so he’ll just not go blind.)

It’s either his eyes, or. Or the rage. It has to be the rage.

So Zuko reads the line again, and lets the fire brim up and overflow, until sparks chase the shout from his lips.

“Banishment to be overseen by Crown Princess Azula?”

- - -

“Prince Zuko,” Azula says, standing as tall as an eleven year old can. She’s using his title, so that he’ll use hers. And if he doesn’t then he’s ill-mannered and not fit for his own. 

“Crown Princess Azula,” Zuko grits out.

“I’ll just be inspecting your ship, then. Father’s orders.”

Two men are in shackles by the time she’s done. 

“—Fostering mutiny against your prince,” she is yelling, and somehow her voice is just as high-pitched as his without sounding childish at all. “When our father hears about this—”

- - -

“So you had them executed,” Fire Lord Ozai inquires. Lightly. And from behind his flames.

“Of course, father,” says the kneeling child. “It was an attack on our family.”

Her father doesn’t say anything.

Azula is eleven. Eleven, she had presumed, was old enough to count. 

One, two, three. Four, with Uncle. The royal family.

Her father is silent still.

One. Two.

“Forgive my impertinence, Fire Lord,” she says. “I will bring them to you for judgment next time.”

“Do so,” Fire Lord Ozai says. He does not contest the ‘next time.’

- - -

“Crown Princess Azula,” Zuko says.

“Your bandage is off, brother,” Azula says. “Are you blind?”

“No.”

(The blur of her red robes, the eye-searing glint of sunlight off her headpiece—he’s not blind in that eye. He’s just… still recovering.)

“Lovely,” she says. “Then what’s your excuse for the condition of this ship?”

…He has an increased budget for repairs, by the time she’s done. 

- - -

“Brother,” Azula says, “traditionally knives are to be delivered to the back.”

“I… what?” her brother says, still holding out the inexplicable thing. “No, I bought it at port. For you. See, it matches the one Uncle got me.”

“How original,” she says.

Her brother turns a shade of red that puts his bending to shame. Not that it’s a particularly high bar. “Fine, I’ll just—throw it out.”

“Oh, don’t be so dramatic. At the least, Mai will want it.”

- - -

“Nice knife,” says Mai, looking at the hilt peeking out of Azula’s boot.

“Be silent,” Azula says, thus ending that conversation.

- - -

“Did great-grandfather… did we…” starts her brother, fresh from scurrying about the Eastern Air Temple like some particularly dim-witted pheasant-monkey, the dust not even brushed from his clothes even though he knew her ship was waiting down here. “Azula, there were children—”

“Be silent,” she says.

- - -

“You’re leaving frequently,” comments father, as his knife cuts through the pheasant-monkey, clicking against the plate below. The persimmon-cherry sauce is thick and red and smearing.  

“I find it advantageous to cultivate a working knowledge of our nation’s tactics,” Azula answers. She does not push around her meat like a child, but she does eat only lightly; the dish is more sour than she remembers.

“And your brother?”

“Oh, him,” she says, to which her father smiles.

- - -

“...What?” Zuko asks, blinking down at the scrolls. 

“It’s your birthday,” Azula says. “Apparently, I should have gotten you a calendar.”

“Thank you?”

She sighs.

- - -

“Do we… tell him we can hear him?” asks the assistant cook, as the prince continues monologuing. Dramatically, and loudly. Through the pipe connecting the drain of the kitchen sink to the ones in the shower. 

“Ssh, I think this is one of his new plays.”

- - -

She gets him a calendar for his next birthday. It’s not funny.

- - -

He gets her a doll, for hers. The look on Uncle’s face as she torches it in front of them both is hilarious.

- - -

“Brother,” she says, looking up at the damage to his ship. “This is not the way to requisition additional repair funds.”

“Captain Zhao,” her uncle says in the background, with heights of pleasant antagonism she can only aspire to. As if a general could mistake Zhao’s new insignia. Particularly with all the polishing he does. 

“It’s commander now.”

“How did you manage this?” she asks.

“Uh,” Zuko says. “Can we… speak alone?”

She eyes her brother’s shifting stance. Eyes, too, the way Zhao’s men are already moving to intercept and interrogate his crew. One of the new commander’s more noxious habits is stalking her brother’s every move. 

Well. She’d been meaning to deal with that, anyway.

Azula snaps her fingers at the commander’s guards.

“Detain him,” she says. And for a moment, just a moment, her dear uncle freezes, as if she were talking about someone he actually cared for.

The guards don’t. She’s trained them better than that.

“Princess,” Commander Zhao says, his snarl well hidden behind a smile. “What is the meaning of this?”

“Crown Princess Azula,” she corrects. “Now hush; the adults are talking.”

- - -

They have an Avatar to catch, apparently. Her brother is coming home.

#her brother is coming home #it may be time for some other changes as well #how does the pheasant-monkey taste father? #oh of course I haven’t had any #you know I haven’t liked that since I was a little girl #are you feeling well father? #why don’t you have a little lie down father #oh is your crown uncomfortable? #let me just remove that for you #hush now #sleep #goodnight father #say hello to grandfather for me #avatar the last airbender #atla #Zuko #Azula #ficlets #yep that prompt hit the spot thanks Anon <3

[persephoneflouwers]

Wait i dont get the english breakfast thing sorry

Oh angel, that’s a super secret code meant to unlock even the gelid hearts of people like me.

English Colazione ♥️♥️

Or maybe he meant he’s having his English husband for breakfast. I don’t know, ask Louis 😭

——

Edit (only to have all the complete compilation in a single post):

Harry has a “colazione” (breakfast in Italian) tattoo on his thigh. @ialwaysknewyouwerepunk ‘s post described it after the AIW BTS.

Here’s Harry fonding because Louis mentions missing English Breakfast on tour. (Thanks @louansue for the gif addition! I’ll search for the video when I get home)

And this is Louis in 2023 :) curious how his having the first English breakfast of his US leg coincidentally when Harry’s tour ended just 6 days ago.

Very funny, very coincidental.

I swear, these two!

#english colazione #good morning everyone have a nice day #tr anon bestie you got problems with concept of time? lmao #the fact that he will spotted in london LATER doesn’t mean he can’t be anywhere else NOW #i know… FANTASTIC CONCEPT lmao #you’re so unserious <3 i almost got tears in my eyes for how endearing your delusion is #casella di posta numero 32

[ohbo-ohno]

you said ghost lives to serve and i screamed at the top of my lungs how dare you. he never sits still in your shared home. constantly cleaning and upgrading and fixing so you don’t have to. it’s in his blood and his bones to serve in any way he can and now i’m sad🧸

wait i lied im not leaving i love this

ghost only knows how to serve - it's all he did in the military, and it's all he has left now. he genuinely doesn't know how to not serve someone. you're like a beam of light when he finds you - someone good and sweet and soft who he can help. he can offer to fix your ovens, he can help you by bussing tables when you're too busy.

you mention that a bird pooped on your windshield and when you leave the bakery at the end of the day your car is squeaky clean

you lament that your favorite shade of lipstick is about to stop production and ghost drives to every makeup store nearby and buys them out of their stock, offering them as a tip the next morning

you mention needing to find a plumber because there's a leak in the kitchen sink and he almost looks offended, leaves with his tea and come back five minutes later with a toolbox and gets to work

you complain about being stuck on the side of the road for hours waiting for roadside assistance after getting a flat tire, and he gives you his number, tells you you call me next time something like that happens, i'll take care of it for you. (catches himself just in time to not say i'll take care of you)

he comes to your house for the first time when you mention your broken doorbell. fixes it right up for you

he weeds your garden for you while you plant flowers - he's still only comfortable destroying, not growing. you bring him inside for a warm drink and tell him thank you, ramble on about how important weeding is for a garden, and you don't even realize how much it means to him

(also this ghost worships you in bed)

#asks and answers #ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #🧸 anon #staying here in this spot forever #favorites #bo writes

[laf-outloud]

Damn AA’s are sensitive! Yet they still search out blogs to read criticism of him. My dude, just don’t look at our blogs! Trust me, it can be done, Jared fans have had to do it for years with how awful y’all are.

When the Wizard of Oz and ET traumatize them, somehow their sensitivity about any criticism towards Jensen makes complete sense.

#spot on anon! #anti aas #if you don't like criticism #pay attention to the tags #and skip or block #it's not that hard #ask box

[frownyalfred]

Was rewatching Gotham recently and you can truly see where Bruce gets it. Alfred? Definitely his own brand of unhinged.

But also it's so funny when he lets Bruce punch the kid who was saying stuff about his mother. I can just imagine him standing in the back thinking "what would Martha want? For Bruce to shank a kid. But we are avoiding murder charges, not assault. So this'll have to do."

An episode or two later he starts threatening mobsters with switchblades the man has no chill and people think he's the well adjusted batfamily member? Where do you think they all got it? This is intergenerational and it all stems from the Butler

Alfred “harm reduction is relative” Pennyworth, everyone.

#asks #anon #spot on anon #bruce wayne #batman #dc #alfred pennyworth #batfamily

[l13]

I'm thinking about how spot would probably be in tears if he discovered he had a dick and you made him cum for the first time in almost 2 years omfggajdjwkdnw

He would be so desperate and sensitive, bucking his hips even though you've only dragged the tip of your finger along his length, and if you give him the grace of using your mouth on him he'd literally spasm LMFAO like actually twitch and cry I need him so bad help

he'd be crying and you could hear it as he talked, "Oh my God- oh baby, yesss-" "Mm gonna cum, y're gonna make me cum, fuck- pleasepleaseplease-"

he'd literally cum after like 5 minutes of you jerking his cock, but then you didn't stop after the first time and he almost lost his mind right then and there,

"No- wait- oh shit- wait," he's whimpering, and arching his back prettily, nd you slap his thigh when he goes to grasp your hand and he's moaning, "Feels so good, feels so fucking good, I ca-an't take it,"

you click your tongue, "Can't you? Be a good boy for me, baby.." you're circling and rolling your hand over the head of his cock, your other hand massaging his fat balls, and he's bucking his hips, nd you didn't know if he wanted to get closer or to get away, no matter the answer though, you didn't stop.

"Fuck- m gonna cum again, fuck-"

#•ूᡣ𐭩 — spot #anon.<3 #the spot brainrot #the spot x reader #the spot thirst #the spot smut #the spot x reader smut

[donotpush]

okayokay but intense birth denial during the late stage of labor by sitting directly on the arm of a couch/chair. like I know this is a weirdly specific prompt but like OUGHHHHH think about it. pushing over and over again because you can't help it anymore but the head isn't going anywhere and you're keeping it that way until you absolutely cannot continue.

as for the reasoning why, maybe because the character wants their partner to be home, or it's pregnancy denial entirely?

ok, anon, you've hit a very specific spot. someone so desperate to not give birth that they try everything they physically can do, to the point of getting to the last resource of getting something physically to stop the baby from coming.

but tight clothing or something like that isn't enough, because they know that it will be totally useless because the baby is coming, even the slightest movement will make that head crown and come out.

so they make their way to the chair or the couch or the bed and just sit down, pressing their bulging, crowning hole against the soft cushions or the armrest, the perfect mix of hard and soft for their aching body.

and oh, to watch them grind and moan and whine as they feel the baby's head stretch them open, making it past their lips but unable to go anywhere as they press harder against the surface even when the only thing they want to do is bear down and push.

bonus point if they're waiting for their partner to come and the birth denial is bc of that, and as soon their partner gets home they may not even want to stop it because that stretch feels so good. or even if they do want and are ready, they're only faced with their partner's hand cupping the head and stopping it from coming because they know that they will hurt themselves with how fast it will come out, prolonging the denial even not wanting to.

(god anon you reminded me of a story i wrote years ago where hubby comes home to find wifey grindin' against the edge of the bed, and he doesn't realize that she isn't just pleasuring herslef but trying to keep the baby's head from coming out bc she has been in labor all day. good times)

#birth kink #pregnancy #labor #birth denial #mpreg #pregnancy fantasy #fpreg #asks #clothing birth #stories #anon hit a very specific spot

[q1ngqve]

Okay okay i have this oddly specific scenario in my head. After half a year of being married to (any character that fits), you accidentally lose the very expensive ring he bought you. You feel terrible and you immediately tell him, sobbing in his arms and asking for his forgiveness but hes just running his hands through your hair and telling you its okay and that youll look for it together!!!

omg anon … you already know i’ll do jing yuan for this he’s such a got fit 😚

he would be so confused about why you’re crying at first when you came running at him, tears streaming down your cheeks like a waterfall :( immediately wraps his arms around you, pushing your body snugly against his own, pressing kisses on your head as he asks “what’s wrong”

he’d laugh softly when you tell him you lost the expensive ring he bought you on accident while you were at the hospital for a check up. you’re choking on your words and trying your best to stop your tears, but it’s so hard to breathe, you just feel so so so bad 🙁

would be so concerned about your health, asking why you went to the hospital without letting him know, he would’ve went with you! smiles when this seemed to distract you from the loss of the ring as you begin to ramble about how it’s just a regular health check, and it’s nothing of concern

“shh, hey, hey, look at me.”

he’d cup your face with both hands, squishing your cheeks slightly before pecking your nose and pouty lips, “what matters is that you’re healthy and safe. I can always just get you another ring, you know I have the money.” and you’d slap his chest lightly, mumbling about how that’s not the point, you just feel horrible for losing something so precious

proceeds to suggest in a teasing tone, “how about making it up to me, hmm? let me take you out to dinner, and spend your precious time on me as punishment?” he’d laugh and cage you into his embrace again when you tell him, “fine, but I’m paying for dinner.”

tells you you’re so cute the whole evening 🤭

#opened tumblr and i spot this immediately #it is fated #i had so much writing this #within like #10 minutes 😼 #anon are you proud of me #🀥 lan’s writings! #☃︎ anons! #hsr jing yuan #jing yuan #hsr #jing yuan x reader #jing yuan fluff

[bloo-the-dragon]

I see you and i raise you: panicked Moon comforting panicked Sun ;D

For full context, this would be set right after their separation when Moon has just woken up. Sun came online after Moon was removed from his head and he panicked, went into a frenzy scaring off the staff possibly even injuring one or two in his efforts to get Moon's chip back.

And while he is not programmed to work the parts and service machine it's amazing the things one can do when panicking and desperate. But he can't get Moon back into his own head because that would require someone else manning the machine so he gets one of, if not their only spare endo thats available (not counting Eclipse who is in the basement currently)

Moon wakes up, starts to panic because he can't sense Sun but then Sun is right there in front of him, in a very frantic and shaky state. Confused, scared and not knowing whats going on Moon just holds onto him and plays his music box, though the tunes are out of note because he hasn't fully calibrated to this new body.

They'd remain this way for a long time before getting Moon fully dressed (he actually wouldn't have any clothes here but i didn't have the energy to draw all the robot details lmao) and then they'd head back to the daycare.

#questions and answers #anon #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #Bloo's Art #jester bots and dragons #i'm not really open for drawing (or writing) requests btw but i'm always open to suggestions #however no 100% gurantee i'll draw them or any ask for that matter gjfklhg #it's a very much gotta be on the spot idea/inspo kinda deal