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gay-harambae · 2 years
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Anybody wanna do a sdv rp/gc?
I would absolutely LOVE to do that tbhhhh
Hmu if you're interested, I won't bite!
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paige x gamer girl 🎮 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
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paige bueckers x gamer girl reader
warnings: jealousy, fingering, strap, bad language, explicit smut
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a/n: my first paige post on tumblr, unedited because I am tired lol, lmk if you have any suggestions dms are open <3
Readers pov 
It’s a typical Thursday night for you, you’re sitting in your small dorm that you luckily don’t have to share with anyone. It’s about 2 am and you’re sitting at your desk, which has several monitors along with a few consoles, a keyboard and various other items. Your desk setup was your pride, since you spend so many hours playing some of your favorite games such as stardew valley, valorant, overwatch and occasionally gta online if some of your friends were on. You look at the time, it was still early for you so you close stardew valley, frustrated that one of your neighbors didn’t accept your gift, I mean who could say they don’t like daffodils? You open valorant, and message a few of your friends to get on. Azzi, Ice and KK join your party and you instalock your favorite agent - Jett. You have your headset turned on, and as the game goes on, your team ends up coming back and just as the score reads out 8 - 10 you hear a knock on your door. You move one side of your headset, muting yourself and yell out “doors unlocked, come in”, expecting it to be Paige.
You and Paige have an interesting relationship, you became friends through valorant and you both realized you went to UConn together, so that's when she introduced you to her teammates who you were currently in the game with. Little do your mates know that Paige comes in almost every night, around the same time like clockwork to play with you. The groupchat often is pinging Paige to come online and play, but all she says is that she’s been too tired from practice to play. Surprisingly, they never really pressed on when she wouldn’t join in. 
“Hey mamas, keep yourself muted for a bit will you?”, Paige says, smirking while looking at your set up, you clearly in an intense match. You hum in agreement and in the corner of your eye you see Paige taking off her shirt and is sitting on your bed, in her light grey sweatpants and her light blue sports bra. She scrolls through her phone as you play. You hear her laugh as you curse under your breath, it’s a tough match but you guys are coming back pretty well. “Paige come on, if you’re not going to talk I am gonna unmute we have to win this fucking match, I am still ranked gold.”, you say, unmuting yourself, immersed in the game. Paige, getting jealous that all your attention is on your game when she was quite literally in your room with you unlike the other girls who were on the other side of the screen. You see her get up and walk towards you in the corner of your eye but you don’t give her your attention. “Fuck it, Azzi, Sage and Viper are heaven we gotta clutch this round or there is no coming back”, you yell into your mic. You get your shot and you move onto B site. Before you know it Paige is under your desk, rubbing your thighs. Subconsciously, you move your thighs farther apart, giving her more access and you lean back in the chair. Paige squeezes your thighs gently, but when you don’t look down at her she slaps them. You mumble a quick, “Not right now” to Paige, trying to be quiet so no one can hear you through your mic. You hear KK say, “Huh what was that?”, and you quickly say you were talking to yourself. Paige starts rubbing your thighs again, slowly going up to your core. You bite your lip while you’re in the buy phase, choosing your weapon and finding your mates on the map. Paige starts to rub your clit, from outside of your pants slowly, and you know exactly what she is going to do. It happens so often it’s part of your night routine at this point, if it’s not starting out like this you are probably at her place, in her bed. 
You start to roll your hips to feel her touch more, the pleasure putting you into a trance to the point where you end up getting a AFK penalty in the game. You snap out of it when your mates call on you, and you quickly mumble, “Went to the washroom”, and Ice cursed at you, stating that you should've told them before you started another match. Paige, noticing this, pretty pissed off that you would even join another match when she was clearly trying to fuck you, she shoves down your pants. Since it happens often enough, Paige isn’t surprised to see that you aren’t wearing any underwear. “So you’re not going to give me attention then ma?”, she whispers, quiet enough for you to hear and not your mates. You roll your eyes, you have been getting a lot of wins lately and you can’t wait to move up tier. Paige suddenly pulls you closer to the edge of your chair, gripping your thighs as she takes a warm, long lick between your folds. Her grip is tight enough so you are unable to move your thighs apart. She pushes you back, so that your back is against the chair and your legs are spread wide enough and dangle from her shoulders. She latches her tongue onto your clit, sucking on it roughly. She usually was quite gentle with you but today, she was pissed that you barely even greeted her, you didn’t even get up to kiss her when she walked in. So before you know it she’s thrusting in a finger into your dripping wet cunt, and you quickly mute your headset, afraid your mates will hear the lewd wet sounds. You look down at Paige, her icy blue eyes glaring at you as she shoves a second finger into you. She removes her mouth for a second to say, “So now you give me your fucking attention, fucking unmute yourself. You’re going to have to control yourself, or your little friends will know how much of a fucking slut you are for me.”, Paige says, curling her fingers inside of you and you squeeze your thighs together, around her head and she stops. “Listen to me or I won’t continue.”, is all she says and you move your thighs and unmute yourself. Azzi is asking you to go mid, and you can barely respond, trying to hold back any sort of noises, as if the slick noises from your dripping cunt wasn’t enough. “Uh huh…”, is all you can muster. At this point you only have your hand on the mouse and the other on Paiges head, forcing her against you. “More…”, is what you say to Paige. You need her tongue against your clit, sucking harder. Your thighs start to shake and your breathing gets more shallow, and you accidentally let out “fuck I’m close”, into your mic and your face turns red. “To the spike?”, Azzi asks, confused and KK responds with “Nah, I got it don’t worry y/n”. Relieved, you focus on Paige, and your stomach starts to tense and just as you feel yourself about to release all your juices onto Paige’s face and your chair, she gets up. “What the fuck?”, you yell, staring at Paige. She always makes sure you finish, knowing that in all your past relationships you’ve never been able to until she came into your life. It was part of her ego, knowing that she only had this effect on you and made sure to let you indulge in it. 
Paiges POV 
How the fuck are you still playing your game, she can hear all the shot’s you’re making, seeing the screen say “Thrifty” on the reflections on your big glasses, that cover a large portion of your face. Clearly you are still able to play well enough. You haven't used it before on her, but you brought it today because you felt like there may be a need to use it. You open your bag, taking out a harness with a pale blue, 7 in dildo attached to it. Your face turns a deep, cherry red, a bit embarrassed taking it out. But you snap out of it, you know you have to fuck her hard enough that she can’t even focus on the game, that she gives you all her focus, her attention, her fucking love. You step into the harness, putting it on and you stare down into her eyes. 
Readers pov 
You were watching Paiges every movement intently, your eyes flipping back to the screen every so often to make sure you don’t get another AFK notice. You mates are literally yelling at you, “Y/N, come on what the fuck you always carry, why are you bottom fragging?”, Azzi states while KK is cursing at her end because you always carry her especially. “Uhm… yeah, bad match I guess.”, is what you respond with, and your focus is back on the game. You get a few kills and you make your way back to carrying your team when you see Paige pull you up, shove you against your desk with your ass up. Without any warning, Paige is behind you, pushing the tip of her strap into your still very drenched, sticky cunt and she starts to whisper in your ear.
“You don’t even kiss me when I walk in? And you expect me to let you finish? You are such a greedy slut, only taking and you never fucking give. Give me your fucking attention or I will force it out of you.”, she whispers in your ear, and you start to worry. You still have your head set on and your teammates know Paige, so they can recognize her voice. You reach for your mouse, and Paige smacks it away, before thrusting her strap into you. You quickly move your hand to your face, to help quit your moan that was alfully too loud, knowing that your mates for sure heard that. “Yo, Y/N you good?, you hear Ice say. You hum in a response, as Paige is thrusting into you at already an inhuman pace. She her foot on your chair, so can thrust into you at an angle that is moving you closer to your edge. At this point, you are full on moaning into the mic, feeling a tear slip down your face while Paige continues to abuse that one spot only she hits with her fingers, but feels so much better with her strap. Your mates clear their throats, a bit confused and you quickly say you have to go and take off the headset. You reach for the power button on your monitor and the game shuts off. You know you are going to get a penalty for this, but it was clear what Paige wanted. 
She picks you up and places you on the bed. You feel yourself about to cry, you’ve been close twice already and she hasn’t let you release yet. Paige takes notice of this, but her eyes don’t soften. You feel her blue, icy glare almost pierce through your skin and you make it easier for her. You know what she wants so you reach up, and place your hand on her jaw, pulling her in for a kiss. This kiss is more heated then any of the ones before, she doesn’t hesitate to suck on your tongue and put her hand under your shirt, rubbing your already hard nipples. You knew you would get fucked tonight anyways, so you didn’t bother putting on a bra. She pulls away from you. “On your stomach, if you want to finish tonight.”, is all she says to make you obey her words finally. You bring your favorite plushie into your arms and bury your face into it as you get on your stomach, and Paige puts a pillow under your stomach, so you can feel the full depth of her strap. 
She slowly enters you again, as if she hasn’t already fucked you against the table. You are already overstimulated from not being able to finish, feel a few more tears drip down your face. Paige places a hand on your lower back as she shoves her strap into you, making sure you take all 7 inches of it. “Why don’t get you get your fucking mates to fuck you? You clearly were having more fun with them when I was right here, trying to please you, trying to worship every inch of your slutty body.”, Paige spits at you. Her words were making you need her more and more and you arch your back, fucking yourself against her strap not caring how needy you looked. 
Paige’s POV
“Oh so now you want to pay attention to me, look at you taking me so fucking well, I didn’t know you’d be such a fucking filthy slut for my strap y/n.”, you say, smirking to yourself. Finally she wants to listen, and oh my fucking god she looked hot listening to you. Her face was buried into her favorite plushing, you couldn’t see her face but you could hear all the lewd noises she was making. “Paige… Paige please, I’ll be your best girl, just let me fucking cum”, is what you hear her say. You know she’s close, you feel her body start to shake and she barely has that same energy she had fucking herself against your strap, so you give in and help her out. You thrust into her a few more times, before she finishes, spilling all her juices against your strap. 
You notice her breathing deeply, not saying anything once she finishes. Usually she clung to you afterwards, wanting to be in your arms. You take off the strap, and get up. You figure she’s just tired, so you go to her bathroom, dampen a washcloth and come back to clean her up when you notice her face covered in tears. Your eyes soften as you feel worry fill into your chest. “Sweetheart, what’s wrong.”, you say quietly, pulling her into your lap. “I am so sorry if I was too rough tonight with you, I just really wanted your attention and it was selfish of-”, you begin to rant mindlessly, trying to explain yourself when she interrupts you and kisses you. “Felt good Paigey, too fucking good.”, she mumbles. “You were crying though ma, I didn’t even notice you crying before and I don’t want to do that to you.”, you tell her, looking into her eyes, feeling yourself tear up. You were too hard on her tonight, and it wasn’t for a good reason, you were purely just jealous and wanted her to want you. “P, no really, I wanted that, you just edged me and I was sensitive and needed to finish, I trust you don’t worry.”, y/n tells you and you nod your head. “Promise me, you are okay.”, you say, looking at her, still seriously concerned. You hold out your pinky, and she wraps her pinky around yours, “I promise Paigey,”, she says while returning your promise. You kiss her forehead and tuck her hair behind her ears, before carefully cleaning her, freeing her from the sticky wetness that covered her cunt and her thighs. Noticing her almost falling asleep, you pull the covers over the both of you, and she snuggles into you. “Wait fuck Paige, I am not going to peak platnim anytime soon if you’re going to keep getting me penalties like this.”
“Come on, you deserve at least the platinum tier for taking it so well mamas. I can send in a letter about it to Riot Games if you want”, you joke, watching her fall asleep on your chest.
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ajdapigeon · 2 years
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More stardew valley groupchat shenanigans :D 
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always-andromeda · 2 years
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How Dano Characters Would Play Stardew Valley Part I | Dano!Characters x GN!Reader
Dano!Characters x GN!Reader
Author's Note | I mentioned that I had this idea to the groupchat girlies and they were super encouraging about it; so...this exists now. I just wanted to jot down some wholesome thoughts to give myself a little bit of a break from fulfilling milestone requests. I also just know way too much about this game and it really shows. Part II of this will be posted tomorrow!!
Warnings | spoilers for Stardew Valley? overall, this is pure fluff!
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✰ Alex Jones/Barry Milland ✰
Alex gets very fixated on the game. It's just so calming to him. Expect him to be playing it for literally hours on end, completely avoiding any other responsibility he might have.
He likes planting and picking flowers. No matter how much you tell him that they just aren't profitable, he just loves how pretty they are. He also loves planting strawberries in the Spring.
All of his animals are at full friendship levels with him because he is so diligent at keeping them fed and petting them every single day.
Alex choses a cat for his pet and absolutely goes with naming them after some sort of food. Think something along the lines of Peach, Pumpkin, or Blueberry.
He deliberates for a very long time before choosing to marry Penny. He just thinks that she's so kind and her home life reminds him a lot of what his own looked like when he was younger. When she asks him what theme he'd like her to renovate the bedroom with, he chooses the strawberry theme, of course.
Alex gets a little intimidated by some of the other characters like the Wizard, Hayley, Kent, and Shane. He just doesn't get why they have to be so cold and never really gets higher than two hearts with them.
His favorite villager ever is Willy. He's not particularly good at fishing, but he makes it part of his routine to fish with Willy whenever he's outside of his fishing store.
✰ Calvin Weir-Fields ✰
Right off the bat, Calvin absolutely spoils the Stardew Valley experience. He's incredibly impatient and skips through most heart events and cutscenes. Within hours of starting the game, he's consulting the wiki.
He has a weird dislike for Elliott. Especially if you have any interest in the character. Calvin will fish just to acquire garbage that he then gifts to Elliott.
Calvin marries Leah. A red headed artist who has a bad ex? Yeah, that sounds pretty familiar. You know Calvin is zeroed in on this poor girl. When Leah paints the portrait of Marnie, Calvin chooses the Classic Country Portrait.
He would be okay with having the two children but gets so annoyed with having them run around his house (it throws off the aesthetic) that he'd turn them into doves and only feels bad about it when Leah asks about having children again.
He's decent with the farming and everyday upkeep of the farm but he doesn't see much of a point in the slice of life narrative. He needs an objective. So he just puts all his focus on making as much money as possible.
He gets really good at making jellies, wines, and caviar that he then sells. He tries to get into caring for the animals so he can make cheese, mayo, oil, and fabric but he's not nearly attentive enough to the animals.
This man goes days without feeding the animals and rarely remembers to pet them. He also goes nuts when he gets to name them. He has theming for basically all of the different types of animals. For example, all of the cows are named after gems.
Calvin gets pretty sick of the game pretty quickly though. He'll get bored with the unending nature and the second he puts it down, there's a good chance that he'll simply never pick it back up again.
✰ Dwayne Hoover ✰
Dwayne mostly prefers mining and combat to farming. He's fairly good at the combat aspect, actually.
Also loves being able to enchant his weapons at the Forge on Ginger Island. He has chests full of various weapons (that he never uses) but he still loves collecting them all.
He's scarily good at navigating the Skull Caverns. He has a fully enchanted Galaxy sword and absolutely kills it with his reflexes, killing monsters left and right and getting all of the best loot.
If Dwayne could insert himself into Sebastian, Sam, and Abigail's friend group, he absolutely would.
He also has such a soft spot for the Junimos and tries his damn best to finish the Community Center so they can be freed. If he could punch Morris the way that Pierre can when the Community Center is finished, he would also do that.
At first he says that he's going to stay single in the game. But Krobus? He absolutely strives to get Krobus to move into his farm. He feels bad that Krobus can't go outside and mostly stays indoors.
On rainy days though, Krobus will tell his character, “Ever since I left my people, I've been searching for a new home...now I belong somewhere. That means everything to me.” This makes Dwayne shed a few tears that he will fervently deny.
✰ Edward Nashton ✰
When he first discovers the game, he thinks he's going to be normal about it. He's just going to try it out. But like with everything else in his life, he gets fixated fast.
He dedicates hundreds of hours into the game and creates a dozen different save files. This is because he wants to explore the game to its fullest potential but doesn't want to get bored by playing on the same save file.
Edward marries basically everyone at some point but he definitely has his favorite storylines. His favorites: Abigail (he gets to be her protector when she starts out in the mines and she literally kills for him; what a queen), Sebastian (maybe he reminds him of a certain emo bat boy but maybe he's thinks it's cool that he's drummer, we'll never know), and Penny (she takes care of children, maybe she'll take care of him).
But the marriages are the least of his interests, to be very honest. He hops from spouse to spouse on different save files anyways. For the most part, he loves the mystery; or he likes uncovering mysteries.
He's not great at combat but he loves exploring the mines and finding new pieces of loot to collect.
He collects all the shiny things he finds; both gems and museum items. He'd make his own museum in a giant shed on the farm even though it doesn't do anything to make him money. He just likes keeping little trinkets!
That being said, he hoards basically everything and has chests full of resources that he can never possibly use all of. He spends hours on this game? Of course he's loaded on resources and mostly broke on the majority of his save files. But he wouldn't have it any other way.
✰ Eli Sunday ✰
Eli has a massive savior complex going into it. Shane and Pam are massive red flags for him. He tries going after Shane until he realizes that it's going into a romantic direction. The internalized homophobia has him reeling away and going straight to saving Pam.
This puts him directly in front of Penny. Penny intrigues him. She's quiet, meek, and cares for the town's children. She's the quiet and submissive wife of his little Christian boy dreams.
Eli absolutely tramples over poor Penny. He just gives her poppies continually until she has enough hearts for him to marry her. The second they're married, he kind of forgets she exists and doesn't really notice that the heart levels can deteriorate. 
That doesn't matter though. Father Eli has some money to make! This man wants to maximize his profits in any way that he possibly can.
Starfruit absolutely changed the game for him. He's got his math down exactly right. This is the kind of guy who would write down all of his math and work out the numbers.
He absolutely names his farm Eden and names all of the animals biblical names.
Eli loves having a farm that looks rich and lush. He fills the entire space with barns, coops, fruit trees, and squares of crops all being watered with iridium sprinklers. This farm is his virtual paradise and it really shows.
✰ Hank ✰
Hank has a somewhat normal attachment to this game at first. But it truly is incredibly comforting for him.
Socializing in real life and having his own experiences are kind of difficult for him to manage. So the game is a nice, relaxing reprieve from the anxiety and dread he carries with him every day.
When it comes time to choose a pet, Hank goes with a dog. Specifically the floppy eared brown dog. He’d name it something unbearably sweet like Honey or Chocolate.
Hank finds solace in the story and the intimate moments between the NPCs. He loves the bonds that he can create with each of the townies and finds things that he can like about basically all of them (however, he isn't a huge fan of Pierre, Pam, and Morris, of course).
He loves fishing, foraging, and farming the most. Mining isn't his strongest suit, but he can manage well enough to get rocks and ores. Just don't expect him to go venturing into the Skull Mines more than once or twice.
The greenhouse is his favorite place on the farm. He grows flowers and plants fruit trees along the sides. Sometimes he just likes sitting in there for a few seconds, just to ground himself.
The storylines of each NPC is far more important than money making to Hank.
He dates basically all of the marriage candidates, but he is thoughtful enough to acquire a rabbit's foot so he avoids being slut shamed by the boys and girls.
Hank doesn't get married, though. He loves all of the marriage candidates and their storylines pretty much equally and can't commit to one. But he lets Krobus move in in a heartbeat. It just makes sense to him.
Krobus is a little strange to him and it takes a while for him to warm up to the monster. But as soon as he does, they're thick as thieves.
Hank actually finds it hilarious that he decorates his house in such a classical manner with fireplaces and bookshelves and everything while simultaneously having Krobus' little dungeon room added on to the side of the house.
✰ Jay ✰
Like Alex, Jay adores the animals and keeps them at full friendship levels at all times. He has the most trouble naming them, though, because he'll spend minutes just thinking about what he should call each animal.
He eventually settles on a human name theme. He'll call them just regular people names like Burt, Steve, or some goofy name. This is because he believes it gives them a level of respect that you cannot get from naming an animal after an inanimate object or anything else. Ideally, he wouldn't want to name them at all because, "Who am I to dictate their identity?"
The animals are there purely for a good time. He absolutely doesn't harvest anything from them and actually loses money getting wheat for them so they can eat every day. This man would have no food in his fridge, low energy, no health and he'd still be running to Marnie's to spend his last few gold on getting some wheat.
On many occasions, he has not gotten home on time and passes out at two in the morning at some random place in the forest. This is because he's obsessed with foraging and will explore every outdoor area to find every forage-able good. This is because he never has any money to actually buy food for himself.
Jay ends up marrying Maru. It's almost accidental. He didn't plan on marrying anyone in the game until he saw her heart event where the player looks at the stars with her. It's such an intimate moment that he is instantly smitten.
He completely commits to Maru when she frees her robotic invention, Marilda. It's a sentiment that he applies with every living being in real life, so of course he goes for her.
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shysneeze · 2 years
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some thoughts on dating modern!robin to end this thursday !
-she makes you a spotify playlist for each month of your first year together <3
-she is really good at mario kart and will be really mean about it when she wins. she also refuses to let you win, even after beating you 4 times in one night.
-she plays animal crossing!!! and shows you her island and villagers all the time
-she has a groupchat with steve, eddie, and nancy and before you started dating, she gushed about her crush on you in there and asked them for help with getting you to notice her lol
-she adds you to the groupchat when you start dating
-she is a double/triple/quadruple texter. she will say something that could've been said in 1 message in like 5
-she still plays the wii in the year 2022. you tease her about it but play wii bowling with her anyway.
-she takes pictures of you/you and her all the time !! she doesn't really post them on social media though. partly bc she doesn't have a big social media presence anyway, but mostly bc she wants to keep them for just you and her <3
-hauser anon
you are partially describing me, i love wii sports (and just dance, fight me).
these are so good though! i’ll also add that robin loves to play stardew valley, and you create a little farm together but she’s too scared to go mining so she makes you do all the monster fighting whilst she makes the farm look pretty (same applies for minecraft, she can’t stand caving, she’s an exterior design girl)
i’m crying at the idea of her camera roll being full of photos of you and her, like even the blurry ones you can barely make yourself out in, she doesn’t want to delete any of them 🥺
ty again for your wonderful headcanons, they’re always perfect <3
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bigellabee · 3 months
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hii im ella !! welcome to my silly little page <3
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✰ ella or lala • 15 • she/her • funny gal
✰ the groupchat • the goons • sinjin drowning
✰ new girl • bobs burgers • scream queens
✰ minecraft • overwatch • sims4 • stardew valley • roblox (for sillies)
✰ jack harlow • rihanna • tay tay • sza • sabrina carpenter
✰ meditation • shifting • spotify playlists • aspiring editor (learning!!!)
✰ general dni (homophobia, racism, antis, etc)
✰ i use emojis n gifs way too much n idc if u think its cringe ‼️😤😤
❤︎︎ no haters around here !! if u dont like my interests then leave please and thank u !!
☀︎︎ mostly for shitposting n making new friends :p
☁︎︎ main hyperfix atm are tgc n ow !!
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Odd idea, but team dragonborn's overwatch mains?
Ldb: decide that for yourself(default to top 500 because protag)
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Kaidan: Rein AND Brig, would mostly play fill, super non-toxic until someone says something to LDB, ends up in all women parties and its confused how he got there, only gets on mic to tell toxic people to shut up, Silver 1
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Inigo: Hanzo and Ana, hes super non toxic, dances in spawn and on point, sings on mic, plat DPs, bronze support
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Lucien: He mains Mercy and Baptiste, crys after every match thats toxic, is plat 1, but is worse than everyone else
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Xelzaz: Dps Moira, doesn't switch, very toxic, says hes carrying but he wont fucking heal, does actually get the job done, Diamond 5
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Rumarin: Mains Sigma(cause his feet are out), hammond(because balls)and D.va(because hes a self proclaimed gamer girl), but refuses to actually tank, trolls a lot, really good at the game, but refuses to play well, Top 500
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Nebarra: Reaper main, hes got hundreds of shitty plays where he just ults saved, super toxic to everyone but his supports, talks mad shit, Plat 1
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Serana: Literally god teir, plays all characters, top 500, winrate of 70% on every hero Top 500, might be in a pro team
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Remiel: Torb/Sym main, has a custom Aimbot she coded herself, actual dogwater, talks mad shit, is usually right, Bronze 5
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Lucifer: Genji Main, constantly talks about how everyone is too toxic and its just a game, but hes 10× worse, always tilted, Silver 2
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Sofia: Pocket mercy main, says slurs on mic, refuses to heal anyone but whos shes pocketing, secretly actually mains Lucio, Bronze 3
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Caryalind: Mercy Main, Gold 1, flirts in general chat, unproblematic king
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Khash: Junkrat Main, TALKS MAD SHIT, is a squeeker for the two hit combo, Diamond 5
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Miraak: Moira main, Prides himself on how he can do both healing and dps, but only does dps, bronze 5
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M'rissi: Soldier main, Ults then says its a skill issue, always on mic, silver 3
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Nanak: Sym and Zen main, tries to talk philosophy and history in chat, very good at multi-tasking Silver 1
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Auri: Zarya Main, flirts with all women she sees, and sometimes the men, but mostly the women, goes out of her ways to bubble ONLY the women on her team, doesnt play ranked,
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S'ariq: Sombra/Genji main, but hes actually really good, you will never see him, but hes got a 45 killstreak, Top 500, may or may not be on the pro team with Serana
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Bikhai: doesn't really have a main, plays whatever hes asked to, hes pretty good at tanks though, never uses mic, doesn't play ranked
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Hoth: Reaper main, usually high when playing, never on mic, most people think hes racist, but he really ain't
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Bishop: Soldier Main, wont play unless mercy is pocketing, constantly raging, super edgy, xXxLoneWolfxXx, always on mic, you can constantly hear his dog barking, pisses people off because he actually pops off when he gets his pocket mercy, Plat1
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Thogra: Zarya Main, doesnt talk alot, minds her damn business, doesnt play ranked
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Telmiltarion: his computer can't run overwatch so he plays stardew valley instead, is in the groupchat when everyone plays though
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pommnii09 · 9 months
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ALSO a lil bit abt me are that my interests are all the groupchat/the groupchat podcast, sinjin drowning, stardew valley, the legend of zelda, art, adventure time and a bunch more LOL
my prns are she/they idrc which you use on me its all fine to me!!!!!!
i havent used tumblr in AGES but it seems fun now so im just gonna do wtv here lolsies
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rikasfundingassociates · 11 months
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[Found Chatlog] The Gamer.
This interview originally took place on February 4th, 2023.
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Just as before, the phone in front of you powers on once again, a bright screen shining back to life, with someone else off in their own world this time. Whoever is in front this time seems preoccupied for a while, minding their own business absentmindedly. They seem to be sat in a well-kept, yet room on the messier side. It seems to be a comfortable apartment, with a few sweaters scattered across a chair, or the bed, and a couple of small trinkets, or inanimate objects out of place. It isn't until long before they *do* eventually take notice of whoever's there to greet them, and when they finally do.. you can make out a smile being offered in your direction, with a curious gaze made your way, before they lean in to greet you.
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[GAMER]: omg. hello?? :0?!
HI give me your pronouns NOW RAHHHH
RAHHH!!!!! straight to the point ig!! lol he/they^^
what are your thoughts on this
that was actually me who commented
so
not on my watch
jk...
anon….can i call you anon…….anon we should hold hands
yea... u can... and we can..... omg.....
Wanna play fortnite
....... get away from me !
jk
but no
anything but that game lol
:(
U CAN CHOSE ANOTHER !^^
can we play mine craf...
...we can......yes.....!
have you ever heard of that one monkey who really wanted oranges and signed "give orange me eat you you eat orange give orange eat"
OH MY GOD I HAVE one of my favorite things ever tbh! ! !!!!
whats ur favorite flower if u have one
...hmmmm i like daisies. like, they come in super cute colors lol<3 or tulips. maybe that's basic!! lmao
wha abt fav food
omg. idk if I can choose. i like a lot of sweet foods though .. does cotton candy count ..?!
do you prefer the sun or the moon?
the sun!! nighttime feels too quiet .. it's always better when the sun's out imo
what's your thoughts on the heir?
i think were cool!!! :]
.Favourite game go!!!! ( time pressuring all the ppls /j)
hmm. idk id play Minecraft w u all..!! so I think that'd be my favorite.. :]
Whats your fav mob or aspect of it?
..i like the sheep. they're cute...
we should play Minecraft together anon
WE SHOULD!!!!!!!
If games never existed then what would u do?
ohh! well I've got plenty of things to keep me busy... they're a fun way to pass the time though^^ Finally , he seems to glance away for a moment, and realizes the time.
Your opinion on stardew valley?
hmmm.. it's cute. :] I like it ..!!!
do you have any hobbies other than gaming?
mhm! i have a lotta stuff.. you should try taking a guess , ..I bet I probably do it>:)
are you introverted or extroverted?
id like to say I'm extroverted! suprise!! I touch grass and play video games ...
do you have any opinions on the other groupchat members (ex hacker, actress, etc)
..in particular?? hm.. idk. I think they're all great ppl 2 be around, so, do with that what you will!!!!!
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You can faintly make out somebody waving goodbye, before he resumes typing.
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[GAMER]: ive like, totally gotta go now..<3.. it's so much later than I expected! hope we can talk again soon though .. I'll make sure we play 2gether.. cya!!<3
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grandsharkcoffee · 3 years
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Y'all I'm looking for some friends. If you're part of the lgbtq+ community, like dnd, are neurodivergent or like stardew valley, hit me up please lol (also if you're an adult or younger than 14 please don't message me)
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dumbfuck-mojave · 4 years
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hey y’all I made a Stardew Valley groupchat. It will probably turn into a meme fire real quick, especially since I called it “Stonksdew Valley”, but if you’re just trying to have a good time in the fandom maybe consider joining. Everyone is welcome just be a nice person
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themluckyfew-moved · 4 years
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I'm so sorry for this
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eternaltilidie · 4 years
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*taps mic* hiiiiiiiiii tumblr! eternal is a new way to experience the digital world with your friends-- think surrealist animal crossing meets houseparty and so much more. if you like what you see, ~ dm us for a link to the discord <3 ~
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ajdapigeon · 1 year
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i love your Stardew valley groupchat it's so funny and cool!!! love your art!
Aaaah!!! Thank you soo much! :D
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rat-that-writes · 3 years
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a collection of all my works :) will be updated whenever i write something new
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🌳 ONESHOTS 🌳 Illinois Brownies 🌼 Mattress  🌼 Good Toys Get What They’re Given (+ Heehoo)🌹
Darkiplier Sickness 🌼 Miserable Day 🌼 Shattered [pt. 1] 🥀 Shattered [pt. 2] 🥀🌼 Engineer Mark Take What You Want [pt. 1]🌹 Take What You Want [pt. 2]🌹 Actor Mark Bad Behaviour [pt. 1] 🌹
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In Working Order, pt. 1 🥀🌼
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Damien Rest 🌼
Murdock Adrenaline Rush 🌹
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Damien Kisses 🌼🌹 Calling Him “Big Boy” 🌹
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theradicalace · 2 years
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me posting stardew valley analysis to the groupchat:
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my friends: you’re right
me: thank you i wish i wasn’t
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