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[paperbagnotes]

Constant groceries list;

Dried fruit or dates, prunes, apricots

Peanut butter powder

Kind or Lara bars

Rice crackers

Yogurt

Honey

Aloe

Andies candies chocolate mints I put them in my freezer for a frozen treat

Citrus (grapefruit, mandarin, orange, lemon)

Fruit (mango, mangosteen, pineapple, apple, banana, coconut, lychee, straw-berries, cherries, avo, melon, grapes, kiwis, plums, pears, papaya, passion fruit, dragon fruit)

Juice concentrate (pomegranate, guava)

Veg (mushrooms, carrot, broccoli, bok choy , Brussels sprouts, asparagus, artichoke, kale, spinach, sprouts, arugula, jackfruit, leeks, cauliflower, eggplant, squash, snow pea shoots/leaves, mustard greens, green beans, beets, bitter melon, okra, lettuce, potato, tomato, tomato paste, pickles, cucumber, zucchini, onion, almost any)

Gelatin

Raw sugar cane

Tapioca startch

Almond flour

Baking soda

Brown sugar

Baby oats

Bagels

Basil seeds

Hemp seeds

Spirulia

Chia

Cocoa powder

Coconut oil

Coconut aminos

Fake butter (flavacol or orville)

powdered cheese or popcorn seasoning

A cheese

(id like to say anything delicious but often it’s just cheap Parmesan, or “creamcheese” “sourcream” or “American” if I have soft pretzels, most of the time it’s probably mozzarella though maybe. the best recent cheese I got to eat wasnt anything crazy just something called sartori espresso cheese by I think the brand? BellaVitano lol, but it was amazing!)

Egg

Nondairy “milk”

Nori sheets & flakes

Imitation :( crab (fillet for occasion)

Olives

Tuna

Tofu

Tea

Herbs (Chaga, maca, kava, camu camu, hypericum, astragalus, gymnema leaf, pinebark, milk thistle, lions Maine, coriolus, cordyceps, silybin, maitake, reishi, cumin, red curry, yellow curry, za’atar, black pepper, basil, garlic, parsley, cilantro, celery salt, chives/shallots, fenugreek, lemon grass, carrot seed, saffron, turmeric, tarragon, paprika, Cayenne, jalapeño powder, habanero flakes, fire oil, olive oil, balsamic, brewers yeast, chaat-tandoori-graham masalas, pumpkin spice, peppermint essential oil, vanilla, cardamom, cinnamon, other flavor extracts/beverage syrups)

Stonemill Matcha powder or Taoist elixir chai from masala chai co.

Chlorophyll or Udo's oil -not often

Nuts and seeds (poppy, sunflower, pumpkin, sesame, cashew, pistachio, pecan, pinenut, hazelnut, walnut, almond, Brazil)

Grains&beans (corn kernels, rice, quinoa, lentils, rice flour or gluttonous wheat flour?, black-white-pinto-mung beans, splitpea, chickpea, edamame)

Cup’ noodle seafood (optional)

Naan bread/tortilla/pita

Pb&J

Loaf

Devils poison optional 🧉🍺🍹🍸🍾🍶🍷🥃☠️

With these ingredients I can snack and make almost all of my comfort foods it really depends on what veg or grain/bean I have.

I gotta go to red apple tomorrow- so this is fresh in my mind. I’ll get one farmers market day off Atleast before I go I hope :] something to look forward too

I’m literally out of 20 things or Atleast half this list rn.. but with a month to two left.... ah - eh. I’m letting most of it run out. I hate losing a cabinet of spice everytime I move.

Ce la vie

[cats-pyjamas]

33 for Prinxiety it you would like? 💖💖

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101 ways to say i love you - writing prompts

they are so soft oh my gosh oh my gosh okay, so my first thought was that the prompt was said by roman but i tried to go somewhere a little different so i hope you enjoy!! 

content warning: set after svs redux/pof, mention of self-worth issues

33. I’ll protect you.

The lone candle in the room is a proud soldier, wielding light across a battlefield of words. Roman looks up from his writing, watching the flame flicker and allowing himself to release a breath before he looks back down at the crumpled paper littering the floor around the bin under his desk, then at the page he’s currently working on. Another sigh escapes him. His handwriting is practically a scrawl by this point, and his wrist is aching. Sleep is tugging at his eyelids but he knows he can’t let up- not until he comes up with something he can be proud of, that they can be proud of-

Roman startles as his candle is suddenly extinguished, and as he turns his head a face appears next to his, illuminated by a torch.

“Boo.”

A scream is ripped from Roman’s throat as he throws himself back in his chair. He dives for his sword, which is propped against the wall beside his desk, but stops when he finally acknowledges the sound of breathless laughter. His gaze clocks the figure, who is currently hauling himself onto the top of a nearby cabinet. As he focuses, the torch they’re holding reveals familiar baggy clothes, darkened eyes, and a wicked grin.

“Oh my god dude, you should see your face!”

“My face? You should see your face when I’m done with you!” It’s difficult to take such a threat seriously considering the pout that teeters on the edge of Roman’s lips, and Virgil’s own hysteria eventually dissolves into a smirk, though smug nonetheless. He nods his head towards Roman’s desk and shines his torch on the papers scattered across it, leaning his weight back on his other arm in order to tuck his feet beneath him in a way that Princey thinks can hardly be comfortable. He sits back down in his chair with a huff.

“What you working on? Logan would have a fit if he saw the state of your desk.” Virgil watches as Roman’s shoulders sag, as his mouth quirks into a fleeting grimace, and the familiar burn of dread pools in his own stomach, all remnants of his amusement dissipated.

“Nothing much.”

Virgil barely has time to dwell on the defeat bleeding through the other’s voice before Roman’s waving his hand and light is flooding the room. Virgil hisses, squeezing his eyes shut and cowering from the sudden offence. It’s Roman’s turn to snicker now.

“Don’t you have light in your lair?”

Virgil swallows a retort in favour of drawing his hood over his eyes, grumbling quietly as he accustoms them to the overwhelming brightness.

“If you can work like this, why were you just sitting there with that one candle? How could you even see what you were doing?”

“I don’t need to see it Virgil, I just need to feel it, you know?”

“...No, that literally makes no sense.”

“Ugh, fine, it helps me concentrate, okay?”

“Unconventional, but I won’t judge.” Roman can feel Virgil’s stare piercing his back as he fusses with his notebook, brushing off the pages needlessly. “Why are you up so late? Don’t you always say a prince needs his beauty sleep? And you could use some, believe me. Your eyebags almost rival mine.”

“That really is a tragedy. I could ask you what you’re doing here in the first place.”

Much to Roman’s surprise, the other shifts uncomfortably at the prompting. Virgil chokes back the lump in his throat, eyes averting to instead stare down at the bold crimson carpet.

“Just thought I’d check up on you, I guess.”

“By trying to scare me half to death?”

“It was a joke!” Virgil retaliates, before his voice shrinks. “With all that’s been going on I thought that maybe you’d, uh….want someone to talk to or something?”

Roman blinks slowly.

“Look, I…I know what the others are like. The...dark sides. I get that you’re probably sc-” Virgil bites down on his tongue, unwilling to continue that thought. “Anyway, I just...wanted to let you know that I’m like...here for you, or whatever. If...you want?”

Heat sears across his cheeks, and he twists the drawstrings of his hoodie around his index finger, gaze still firmly glued to the floor.

“Virgil.”

The sound of his name is like an electric shock surging up his spine, and he slowly lifts his eyes to meet the prince’s.

“You’re right,” he says simply. “I’m...afraid.”

Virgil’s mouth is agape, but he hastens to reply, voice quivering slightly.

“Do you...want to talk about it?”

Roman’s laugh is like the final toll of a church bell, slow and dying.

“Not really.”

“That’s...that’s okay.” Virgil watches him for a moment, observes the dejected gaze that can’t look his way, the slightly shaking hands, the furrow of his brow.

Suddenly, the words are said without thinking; “I’ll protect you.”

Roman’s body seizes, head jerking to face Virgil once more.

“What?”

“I’ll...protect you. From them. I promise I’ll try.” Sincerity seems to soften every inch of his face, and for a moment Roman struggles to breathe. Thoughts spill across his mind, that he doesn’t need protecting- he’s Prince Roman! He can protect himself; it’s his job to protect others; he-

Finally, his voice pierces the silence, low and whole and smiling.

“I’ll hold you to that, hero.”

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Hello! I just saw your post about wanting remus prompts? Obvs no pressure but I cant get this out of my mind of the rat man..... BAKING

Yes... I need the rat man baking. This took me a bit because I’m really bad at writing short prompts but I like how it turned out! Originally, this was meant to be straight fluff but I couldn’t seem to get away from my personal headcanon that Remus stress bakes lol but its still mostly fluff with a little bit of vulnerability from the rat man <3

Cookies and Coping Mechanisms

Description: After SvSR, Remus knows that everyone is upset by the outcome of episode. His solution? Dragging a reluctant Virgil into the kitchen to make cookies.

Word Count: 1747

Characters: Remus, Virgil (Platonic Dukexiety)

Warnings: Remus-Type Content (Sexual innuendo, Allusions to Drugs, References to gore, etc.), Flirting, Swearing

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    “Come on, Virgie. This'll be fun.”

    “Last time I heard that, you ended up on fire, Remus.” Virgil muttered as he shoved his hands in his hoodie pockets, cast a cautious glance at the bouncing creative side.

    “You can't spell fun without fire!” Remus chirped happily.

     Virgil stopped in his tracks, looking up in disbelief. “Yes, you can—”

     “Not if you actually want to have fun, Gerard Gay.” Remus threw out over his shoulder as he continued his manic dive into the cupboards. Metal pans flew up to the countertop as Remus swung around to throw open another drawer with a loud clang.

    Virgil growled. His eyes darkened with exasperation as Remus tossed a bag of flour on the counter and a puff of white haze shot up into the air. “I'm so glad that Logan soundproofed the kitchen so you can as be as loud as you want.”

     “Hey, that was Roman's fault." Remus stopped digging through the fridge to point at Virgil. “He brought the firecrackers—”

     “You lit them!” Virgil threw his hands up in a gesture to the large scorch marks in front of the stove.

     “Irrelevant.” Remus purred with a playful grin. “Now preheat the oven for me, emo boy.”

    “To what?” Virgil muttered as he stalked toward the oven.

    “350 degrees, baby!”

    “Don’t call me baby.” Virgil sighed, barely looking up at the mess Remus was making as he danced around the kitchen. “I don't even know why we're doing this. Cookies can’t fix what happened.”

    “Well, it sure as hell can't hurt, Donnie Darko,” Remus winked, shooting finger guns at Virgil. “especially since we’re catering to each of them personally. Everyone can hate each other and all, but they can't hate cookies.”

    Virgil paused in confusion.  “You said we were making one batch of cookies, Remus. I didn't sign up for a whole day with—”

    “I never said we weren't. Just one batch is all we need.” Remus grinned with a teasing smile, taunting him to continue.

    “How can one batch of cookies cater to all of them?” Virgil wondered. “I mean I get Patton, but the others are a little harder to please.”

    “Don't you worry. I'll spill the beans,” Remus paused with a suggestive grin. “but first I need you to strip, Frightmare before Christmas.”

    Virgil let out an exaggerated sigh as he ducked his head to hide the redness in his cheeks. “Whatever fantasy your trying to get me play out, I won't—”

     “Lose the hoodie, Virge. Everything else is optional.” Remus interrupted, grinning suggestively as Virgil tipped his head up. “Unless—"

    “No.”

    “Fine,” Remus giggled as he gave in to Virgil. Before he walked away, he slipped a piece of paper across the table as Virgil slipped his jacket off and laid it off to the side. “It’s to get nice and toasty in here and I don’t need you looking like you just got off a sweet bender covered in a suspicious white powder when we go to deliver the goods.”

    “Okay—Okay! It’s off now.” Virgil through his hands up in exasperation as Remus wiggled his eyebrow up at him. “You can stop tormenting me.”

    “Great.” Remus cheered with a flourish of his hands as he tossed the flour at Virgil. He giggled as the bag erupted into a white puff all over Virgil, leaning into his friend’s scowl before returning to hopping about the kitchen. “Mix the dry ingredients and I'll start on the wet stuff.”

    “Great.” Virgil huffed, rolling his eyes as he straightened out his black tee and brushed the flour off himself. Reluctantly, he picked up the flour to begin as he looked up at Remus for explanation. “Now, tell me why you think this is going to make everything better.”

    “Well, Pattycake obviously loves homemade gifts—"

     “Patton is the easiest to please.” Virgil muttered as he measured the flour. “That's not an accomplishment.”

   “Yeah, well. All Roman wants is attention. The fact that we were thinking of him is enough to brighten his spirits,” Remus grinned as he started to whisk together his ingredients. “and the snake boy has a sweet tooth. He hates to admit it, but sugar is Janus’ comfort food.”

    Virgil paused. His eyes narrowed on Remus with skepticism in his eyes. “And what about Logan?”

     Remus’ grin widened as he swiped Virgil’s bowl and began combining the ingredients. “Well, we're making thumbprint cookies and—”

    “—and thumbprint cookies require jam.” Virgil deadpanned as Remus nodded. He stared blankly as the creative side finished the dough and reached below the counter.

     “Bingo, bad boy.” Remus chirped as he slid a jar of Crofter's across the table.

    Virgil eyed the jam suspiciously as he bit his lip. “Where exactly did you pull that from—”

    “Not relevant.” Remus cheered brightly as he handed Virgil a spoon and started forming the cookies. “Start scooping and don't skimp on the jam. I don't want to offend the nerdy professor.”

    “Re, this is—” Virgil stared as he followed behind Remus, dropping jam into the indents of the cookies. “—surprisingly thoughtful.”

    “So, what?” Remus grinned, raising an eyebrow at Virgil. “Can't a guy do a nice thing every once in a while?”

     Virgil blinked, trying to stifle his own shock. “You try to convince Thomas to jump out of moving cars or eat dirt at least daily. Nice things just aren’t what you’re about. Are they?”

     “Maybe, I don’t like being predictable.” Remus chuckled as he took the tray from Virgil and slipped it in the oven.

    “Holy shit,” Virgil’s mouth dropped open as Remus set the timer. “You actually care about how the others are feeling right now?”

    “What?” Remus mused, raising an eyebrow at Virgil. “Did you think I was here for my own amusement, stormy night?”

    “I mean, kinda.” Virgil dropped his hands to his side, tugging at the hem of his tee. “I didn’t know that you were capable of—"”

    “Of course, you wouldn't think so.” Remus interrupted with a bored tone, sounding exasperated.

     Virgil paused as Remus dropped his voice. The uncharacteristic serious in his friend's muted tone stopped him in his tracks and he turned back to see Remus leaned on his elbows, staring at the countertop.

    “After this last video without us, everyone's thoughts about themselves are turning to crap and I feel them spiraling just the way you do, emo boy.” Remus smirked as Virgil stared back at him with shock in his eyes. “So, yeah. I used to make Thomas repeat this recipe over and over in his head until he memorized the damn thing.”

    “You did that so you could bake for the others if they had a bad day?” Virgil blinked, shocked at the sudden change from Remus’ usual boisterous behavior.

    Remus let out a long sigh as he fidgeted with a wooden spoon in his hand, twirling it between his fingers. “You might be his anxiety, but your not the only one carrying that gnawing dread that nothing's gonna work out, Dr. Doom. If it's grating and repetitive, it shows up on my radar too.”

    “I had no idea." Virgil muttered, unsure of what else to say.

    “You can thank Janus for that one, Virgie baby.” Remus chirped, a little more upbeat as the time chimed off. “You didn’t want to know and the snake's been keeping you safe and snug as long as you been kicking.”

    “But what about you, Ree?” Virgil wondered out loud as Remus started to drop the hot cookies onto plates to cool. “Who keeps you safe?”

    “Eh, who cares?” Remus’ voice cracked slightly as he rolled his eyes. “Point is that I’ll feel icky and this’ll make that go away.”

    “Remus, that’s not—”

    “What? Healthy?” Remus purred, as he wrapped an arm around Virgil’s shoulder and jostling him. “Hate to break it to you, kid, but I'm not Tommy-boy’s good coping mechanisms.”

    “No, but that's why Thomas works on them.” Virgil muttered as Remus released him. “I'm not exactly what Thomas wants all the time either, but he work through his issues so that I can focus on protecting him.”

   “Here’s the thing though,” Remus flashed Virgil a sharp-toothed grin as he chuckled. “My purpose ain’t quite so handy as yours, so its not worth that—”

    “You’re wrong, Remus.”

    Remus looked up in surprise at Virgil’s abrupt response. He stared for a moment at the concern in Virgil’s eyes before straightening up. “Oh?”

    “You keep Thomas grounded in reality.” Virgil shrugged as Remus looked up at him with skepticism in his eyes. “If Thomas lived his life looking Princey's rose-colored glasses, he'd be ignoring all the complex and difficult things that give life meaning.”

    Remus raised an eyebrow at him with a playful glimmer in his eyes. “So, there is creative value in ‘juicy butth—”

    “Stop,” Virgil held up a hand with a chuckle. “You know what I mean. Not everything is sunshine and sparkles. Thomas can’t ignore things just because he doesn’t like them. He needs the ability to face those things and you give him that, Remus.”

     Remus giggled, flashing a knowing smirk at Virgil. “You better be careful, Virgie. If you’re not, I might start to think you give a shit.”

    “I do.” Virgil dipped his head to hide the redness in his cheeks as Remus smirked at him. “I do, okay? Now, just shut up so we can deliver some cookies.”

    “Oh, gag me, emo boy.” Remus chuckled, barely concealing his smile as he made an over-exaggerated expression of disgust. “I didn't know you were capable of being so tooth-rottingly sweet—”

    “Just shut up." Virgil muttered half-heartedly as he smiled and took the plate Remus held out for him.

    Remus chuckled, nodding to the exit with a smirk. “Fine. How about we just deliver these top-notch sweets to our favorite depressed bitches then?”

    “Fine—” Virgil nodded reluctantly, hesitating as he followed Remus. “—and then maybe we could watch a movie or something after?”

   Remus nodded, perking up as he bounced along the hallway. “Something gory?”

    Virgil snorted as he staggered down the hallway. “Might as well. None of the other sides will watch scary movies with me anyway.”

    “It's a date then, stormy night.” Remus grinned, feeling lighter as they walked down the hall together. “You wore me down.”

    Virgil rolled his eyes, smiling as he followed the bouncing man ahead of him. “Good.”

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[not-safeforsanders]

For the assumption thing!!

You give good hugs!

a few weeks ago i hugged my partner so hard that i bruised her ribs and she had to go to the doctor i just wanted to pick her up and spin her around :(

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[romans-dull-creativity]

50 for the question thingy! 💖💖

what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I think it was when I was at my parent’s camper; it’s a long story so here we go lol

I was sitting right outside of the camper on one of those collapsible plastic tables. I moved a bit and the table just fell into itself. (Which was hilarious by itself) I guess my mom heard it fall and came outside to check on me, but slipped and fell down the camper steps in the process. So there we were, the two of us just sitting on the ground laughing so hard we couldn’t breathe (we both have asthma tho so it wasn’t so fun afterwards lol)

Thank u friend!!! 💛💛

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[doomstypewriter]

Mermaid!Intrulogical Animatic

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This will be part of a mermaid AU that will be continued through some drawings and fics (and asks if people are interested).

I will continue tagging the people listed on this post on the other stuff, if anyone else wants to be added to the taglist, comment.

Full transcription of the text under cut

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Article - “Miracle survivor of submarine accident”.

26-year-old Remus Prince washed up on Saint George’s island, Bermudas, after his submarine’s viewport cracked at a depth below two thousand feet.

Yesterday Saint Catherine’s beach received an unexpected visitor when the body of a young man washed up on its shores. A local, who was walking his dog at the time, spotted the man and called the police thinking it was the body of a drowning victim.

This is what was expected from the deep sea explorer accident, and what the ship on the surface tragically reported. “No one could survive at those depths”, said the Captain and marine researcher, Ella Da Villa, who mourned the loss of her fellow scientists.

Despite this, Remus Prince had survived. When Paolo Riddlehoover saw his body stir, he checked to see if he was still breathing, then he called an ambulance that arrived alongside the police officers who expected to find a dead body.

Remus Prince was promptly taken to the closest hospital and has begun his recovery.

We talked to an expert to fully understand the rarity of this event:

Toshio Mizuno “Surviving this type of incident is extremely unlikely, I’d say impossible if it hadn’t happened. Not only that, but the specifics of the accident are also almost unheard of. In my experience, most accidents in submarines happen due to fires, or explosions that can be blamed on malfunctions of the machinery or human error. Submersibles, like the one Mr Prince and his colleagues were in, well, those mostly can suffer collisions, problems with the power… most of the people who die on these accidents do it because they run out of oxygen and are trapped at their location. Mr Prince’s submersible was found with its viewport cracked open. We’re talking about acrylic glass designed to withstand deep pressures and no constance of a collision. If this is a fault in the glass… well, the manufacturer and the maintenance inspectors can expect legal consequences. We’ll have to wait and see who’s really responsible for this terrible accident, two people have died. It’s a wonder how Mr Prince made it out from under 2000ft and then adrift for a week. He’s been born again”.

The authorities keep investigating the circumstances of the incident with the submersible and are waiting to take Mr Prince’s statement.

Text messages - Failed clon test: Remus Prince answer the damn phone mom is going to have a heart attack

Sure Jan - Remus I swear to god I'm flying to Bermudas

Failed clon test - I won't be glad you're alive until you text me back

Sexy Racoon - 10:30 min long voice message

Failed clon test - No one is paying attention to me bc we're too busy texting you

Failed clon test - Pls tell me you're okay

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I was tagged by @marsza, @lemonlovely, @highon85, @matchstickwords and @gothyringwald (thank you so much!! ♥)

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[honeybearhome-blog]

good food to eat

Meat and fish

broiled salmon 

smoked salmon

raw salmon

raw oysters

raw octopus

grilled fresh fish eg sole

grilled lamb

chicken - grilled 

boiled chicken + soy sauce

nothing out of a can 

grilled pork 

taco filling - chicken and minced pork

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soft boiled eggs on finger toast 

roasted tomatoes

cherry tomatoes

cukes

carrots

chillies

cabbage

olives 

spanish onions

coriander

salad greens 

rocket 

basil 

parsley

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Greens

tabouleh

greek salad

coleslaw

greens - parsley, mint, chervil etc and baby red radish

rocket salad, olives, tomatoes

guacamole

coriander, carrot, tomato, cuke

lettuce mix

baby spinach and other salad greens with Asian salad dressing

raw bean sprouts and lemon juice and mint leaves

parsley with lemon juice

pickles: cucumbers, cauliflower, peppers, radish, homos and white garlic sauce

REAL caesar salad: croutons, lettuce, shaved parmesan, olive oil, anchovies, egg yolks in dressing, lemon

PREPARE AHEAD

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EGGS

Soft runny poached eggs on toast

soft boiled eggs and rocket 

soft boiled eggs and grilled tomatoes

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Proteins other than meat 

Nuts - pecans, pistachios - favorite nuts 

sultanas, raisins, cranberries, other dried fruit - bananas, apricots etc 

cottage cheese

feta cheese 

yoghurt

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Oils

Olive oil with salads 

Nuts

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Others 

avocado and seaweed 

carrot salad 

celery and feta and pineapple 

melon and feta and olives, drizzle with olive oil and honey

feta olives honey and grapes

cukes and seaweed 

carrot and raisin

salad roll

french bread and sesame seeds and butter

roasted sesame seeds 

sunflower seeds

raisin, pecan, dried banana mix

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KIMCHIS 

(eaten by itself)

radish kimchi - kkadugi

cabbage kimchi

oyster kimchi

dried radish kimchi

cucumber kimchi 

squid kimchi 

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You can eat whatever you like so long as raw  

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Lots of fresh food!!!!!!! 

Lots of fruit and if peckish, consume raw yolks and buy sushi 

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make raw fish soup - salmon, lemonade, tomatoes,  cukes, lettuce, onions, soy, salt

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any fruit except bananas 

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delicious nuts but not peanuts

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thai salads

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lots of greens 

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just buy enough for two meals (two days)

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STAPLES

soy sauce

asian sesame dressing

bulghur

honey

black olives

fine table salt

sesame seeds 

olive oil

eggs - buy two dozen at a time

feta

gim

nuts - pecans, walnuts, cashews, pistachios, macadamias

cottage cheese

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Clean out kitchen

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If cravings, go to restaurant

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fruit salad mix, yoghurt

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good ham/chicken/eggs on toast - fruit 

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chinese jasmine tea, green tea, brown rice tea, black tea, herbal and lemon, corn tea, barley tea

weak coffee

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fruit drink 

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greens and fruit juice

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clean food 

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buy sushi if lazy

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if lazy, buy kimchis - emart - nice cucumber kimchi

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buy roast chicken if lazy 

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buy good quality ham if lazy - cuke, tomato, avo, olive salad

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cottage cheese and ham and olives and honey and tomatoes

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Lazy foods

yoghurt from emart

fish from emart

chicken from emart

kimchi from emart

pork -  chokbal from emart

tomato juice - make yourself 

poached eggs and toast

dried seafood from emart 

string cheese from emart 

egg noggin - eggs, milk, vanilla, sugar, cinnamon or nutmeg, alcohol

sushi

smoked salmon

coleslaw

hamburger - add your own salad and fixings - tomato, lettuce

rice and kimchi

rice and lettuce and spicy sauce

rice and green pepper and kochujang and lettuce

avo on toast and vegemite

steak and fried onions, tomatoes and cukes

kimchi and rice

raw fish soup

sambap

soft boiled eggs

salad mix from emart

turkish food

cottage cheese and fresh pineapple

cottage cheese and honey

feta and honey

feta and olives

ham and greek salad

ham and melon

cottage cheese and celery

celery and cream cheese

grilled cheese and tomato - lots of tomato 

banana and honey

feta and banana and honey

feta and grapes

salmon and cukes and potato salad

pineapple and strawberries and ham

ham and boiled egg salad with mayo

parsley and tomato and lemon juice in blender

olives and string cheese

cheddar and apples

smoked salmon and dill

sushi 

sushi and extra ginger and garlic

chicken salad from Paris Baguette

sandwich from Paris Baguette

vietnamese and bean sprouts

perilla sambap and garlic, cuke, 

raw egg and fruit

raw egg and sambap

raw egg and nato

raw egg and green tea

raw egg and rice

grilled pork and cukes or lettuce and garlic 

kimchi rice and fried egg

tuna salad - tomatos, cukes, onions, lettuce, olives, lemon

[cats-pyjamas]

LOGICALITY PLSSSS

❥ ask / @sunflower-avo-tea

send me a ship and i’ll give my opinion on it!!

*kicks down door*

IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

okay so i honestly don’t even know where to start with this because I just got a lotta feelings and I don’t know how to write them all down and I’m so sorry that this is so ramble-y and incoherent but-

basically logicality is like. my ultimate comfort ship?? I absolute adore the ‘stoic nerd and soft cinnamon roll’ trope and you can pry it out of my cold dead hands-

the fact that they’re complete opposites yet can see the value in the other and their contributions (even if they argue and it takes a while for them to realise it in some situations) and admit when they’re wrong in order to validate the other like I just HHHH even the way they look at each other? like I’m probably just overthinking it way too much but like they’ll just glance at each other from across the room with genuine care and it just looks like they always look for the other’s validation in what they’re saying (more so on Patton’s end) because they want the other’s approval and consider their opinion important and I just-

ALSO THE PUNS ??? the way logan tries to hide that side of him because he wants to desperately be taken seriously but there’s moments when he allows himself to indulge in it and he just looks so happy?? like the 12 days of christmas song, when he was trying not to laugh at patton changing the lyrics and then started doing it with him, it was like he was allowing Patton to help him break down the facade a bit and I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS

they’re also both such dads in different ways that i think really complement each other- logan being the practical one who focuses on reviewing facts and using logical reasoning in order to make the best decisions to care for yourself and patton being bubbly and fun and putting the focus on happiness just makes me...really happy like. you can see it in their interactions with virgil and thomas- logan has this sort of calmness about him where he’s able to be observant and notice when something’s wrong, and also provide comfort in his own way with clarity and understanding and reassurance. patton on the other hand is a ball of energy and uses lots of affirmation, homemade gifts, and jokes to communicate care in a much more sentimental way and i just love the possibilities of how they can play off each other and help to balance the other out

there’s also just all these moments that i’m gonna list here because i think about them all the time and they make me so happy and i have so much to say-:

* logan almost calling patton a genius in learning new things (!!)- “patton you’re-! ...good. that was...helpful.”

* patton cheering logan on while he raps

* him also giving patton all the credit for helping to figure out how to deal with procrastination despite it probably being a hit to his own pride- “and it’s all thanks to a brilliant deduction- from watson”

* ALSO “elementary my dear daddy- no” AND IT SAYING ‘(ship)’ IN THE CAPTIONS??????

* logan being flustered/impressed by patton (janus) knowing about kant and philosophy, and also by him saying ‘oh good logan-everyone’s favourite character!!’ because he thought it was patton saying it and patton would be sincere about something like that

* “morality? what are we doing wrong?” - logan valuing their differences and realising that patton is important

* PATTON CALLING LOGAN HIS HERO??? AND LOGAN’S “WE GET IT. YOU’RE ADORABLE” I LOSE MY MIND EVERY TIME LIKE,,, patton literally admires logan and everything he does so much and thinks he’s so cool and I ADORE THIS

* matching logos!!!!!

* matching onesies!!!!!

* the entire head vs heart episode where they can’t grasp why thomas would ever imply that they argue / don’t get along because thomas don’t you get it we’re married?????

* their names matching- patton from ‘pathos’ and logan from ‘logos’

* THE ENTIRETY OF MOVING ON??????? logan’s face when it’s clear patton is hurt by what he’s saying/tells him to stop !!

* also him helping patton open up about his feelings through thomas (“I’m your happy pappy patton, just a fun loving father figure figment-!” “falsehood”) because he never really left and knew the others still needed him

* also him giving up his own pride and admitting he’s wrong!! and he creates a thoughtful gift for patton that he knows he’ll love as an apology even if he thinks it’s childish (and it’s a direct callback to his own behaviour towards patton and contribution towards him hiding his feelings which is kind of represented by the fact that he wouldn’t let him wear his cat onesie despite patton saying his old cardigan was getting him down, and it’s logan’s own way of telling him that he doesn’t have to let his emotions weigh him down anymore)

* also logan short circuiting with “this is just too precious to process-“

* also logan checking up on him and smiling when he seems to be doing well: “patton, how are you today?”/“well, that is very good to hear.” also patton looking at him when he talks about the thought of seeing the others helping him leave his room!!

* also patton making a pun that logan’s cool and that “you’re my biggest fan!!” (and logan doesn’t deny it)

* logan having patton help him with his jam advert even though he’s probably the least scientifically minded person among the sides-

* patton looking for logan’s approval when he says a word in spanish and wanting him to be proud of him - “did I make you proud logan?? you proud of me??”

* patton just always seems particularly excited to see logan and it makes me so happy

* THE FAM-ILY CARD WHERE PATTON DREW THEM LINKING ARMS AND SMILING???

* “with you i’m always home”- this is getting way too long so I won’t even GO into this one but FUCK they’re gay

* “yeah but did you see logan’s face?” - logan apparently seeming upset by janus implying patton didn’t want him there, and also patton being upset at the implication/by roman finding it funny

* the instagram story where patton calls logan “the good looking one”

* THE INCORRECT QUOTES?? TELL ME THEY WERENT ON A DATE WHEN THEY WERE GOING OUT TO A RESTAURANT JUST THE TWO OF THEM?? also logan literally assuming the role of a getaway driver no questions asked when patton steals a whole ass table because he thinks that’s what logan wants him to do?? be gay do crime

* logan helping patton during intrusive thoughts by being firm yet understanding and patton listening to him and calling him amazing and oh my god my heart-

* (also logan ordering a birthday cake for patton!!!)

i won’t go on any longer because this is already a mess but...just please oh my god @ everyone please please please talk to me about logicality anytime because I just adore everything about them and I just HHH

tldr: patton and logan please adopt me

#( thank you for allowing me to just ramble about them I love them so so much ) #( I’m so sorry this is so long and completely incoherent I just....I have so many feelings ) #❥ this is crofters / sanders sides #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #logicality #long post #ts logic #ts morality #ts logicality #meta #❥ questions and answers / ask #sunflower-avo-tea #tw caps #tw cursing #ts spoilers

[hisnom]

nov 15

bfast : 1/2 cup of granola (260) + banana (105) + skim milk (90) = 455 protein bfast : fried egg (90) + avo (234) + tiny tortilla (90) = 414 liquids : oj (50) + green tea (15) + carbonated water (0) = 65 snak : 1/4 cup sunflower seeds (200) + rest of avo (already counted) = 200 linner : slice o bread (90) + peanut butter (120) = 210 dinner : ramen (450)

total : 1794

wow ! look at me .. eating ..all this! I have a cold and the munchies but I’m still making today the day I hop back on . gotta slowly work my way down again and get back to simplifying: starches, good fats, lean protein, lite dairy, no extra sugar. 

#food diary

[undeadorion]

At last, vampire Janus. 

He’s convinced everyone he’s a perfectly normal human. When in truth he’s a super old vampire whose greatest skill is compelling people. His face is the result of a curse.

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[doomstypewriter]

The submersion | Intrulogical Mermaid AU

Future intrulogical.

Follow up on this animatic. | AO3

Words: 1728.

Summary: Remus has fun in his submarine. A giant barracuda disagrees.

CW: Dark humour, skeletal remains of a rat, drowning, deep ocean (if there's anything else do tell), death, sexual innuendo.

The submersion

It was cloudy.

And cold.

But that was to be expected when one’s in the middle of the Atlantic.

“Remus Prince, you dunce, how are you dressed like that?”

Remus turned around to see Ella Da Villa, the captain of the ship he was on, and an old friend. Her short afro was stuffed inside of a beanie, she held onto her sides through her huge puffer coat.

“I know you’d just rather I take it all off, but, honey, I need to at least wear something”.

She laughed.

“What you need is to make sure you don’t get drenched or--”

“First of all, I look amazing all wet. But if that’s what you’re so worried about, hey, I took care of that” he answered pointing at his green rain boots.

The crew looked at them in amusement as they moved the equipment, preparing everything for the submersion.

Ella took off one of her gloves and smacked Remus’ head with it.

“Ow! I thought you were against violence!”

“I never said that. But I am against animal abuse, that’s why I didn’t hit you hard. Now go and put on a coat, you dumbass”.

“Sure thing mommy, you know how to be commanding” he winked.

“It’s captain for you, now go!”

His boots squeaked against the flooring of the deck as he ran to get into the guts of the ship. He managed to hear Ella swearing under her breath.

“How did he even graduate? Going out in short sleeves…”

Ella was a funny one, Remus thought. It was easy to get under her skin, she also liked to play along which made it even better.

One of the people going up the metal stairs almost tripped against him, there wasn’t that much room, after all. Remus jumped over the railing and fell onto the lower level without a scratch.

“Oh my god! Are you okay?!” said someone.

A younger guy with spectacular hair held onto his forearm to check on him. Oh, this was the newbie.

“Don’t worry, I don’t have any lungs”.

“Wha…” he looked half perplexed and half horrified.

“You know, we all get it done since we’re going to end up sleeping with the fish anyway”.

He stood up quickly and mutely apologised. Remus enjoyed the view of his ass going upstairs as fast as possible. New meat was always hilarious.

When he entered the room his cupboard was already open. He liked to leave the sliding doors that way so he could see what was inside, otherwise, he’d forget about it. In a ship, that meant ending up with all of one’s clothes on the floor, but as long as Remus could see where they were he wouldn’t misplace anything. Object permanence was a bitch.

Messy floors did have an advantage, the coat on top of the pile was good enough to satisfy Ella and easy enough to grab quickly.

The backswing of the glove against his shoulder caught him off-guard.

“Ow! What did I do now?! This coat is fine!”

“The coat is fine, yes, but the new guy is shaking like a leaf. What did you tell him? He keeps saying stuff about drowning”.

“Hey, I’d never mention drowning when I’m about to get into a submarine”.

“Yes, that’d be very poor taste, sadly, you have it worse so you must have said something terrible. I expect you to fix this, or we’ll have to arrange you drowning”.

“You know I love choking on wet things”.

“Then your last moments will be pleasant. Consider me the best friend one could have”.

The new guy was holding onto the railing of the ship, staring at the water in concentration. Probably about to throw up or something.

“Hey!”

“Ah!” he screamed.

“Do you have a name?”

“Uh… yes… um…”

“Great! I have one too, it’s Remus” he introduced himself with half a bow.

“I’m Nathan… sorry… I’m just anxious… it’s the first time I go on one of those” he gestured at the submersible held by the crane of the ship.

“First times are always awkward, don’t worry”.

Finally, Nathan let out a laugh, it was a nervous one but it would suffice.

“You know what I said earlier was a joke, right?”

“Oh, yeah, it just caught me by surprise. You’re the head biologist here, right?”

“Yup. Guess you could say I’m the dom of this study”.

“Darn it, here I was expecting to be more active”.

Remus smiled in surprise. It was always nice when people had similar humour to his.

“Oh, you’ll have to be. I expect it”.

“You wouldn’t expect we could go for some coffee after we get into…” the date proposition vanished into a look of fear at the submersible.

Remus put a hand over his shoulders. The drowning jokes would have to wait until they were emerging.

“Don’t worry, my thicc ass has been there tons of times! It’s just a lot of water”.

“While it’s true he’s been there more than you, he’s overplaying his own ass. It’s kind of droopy” a heavily accented voice said

“Who are you calling droopy?”

They turned to see a tall blond woman smiling smugly. Erika Engström, oceanographer and the operator of the submersible.

“You, obviously, do you have water in your ears?”

“Not yet, but we’ll see if…”

Nathan held his breath.

“Nah, I don’t”.

“He either thinks you’re cute or he’s afraid the captain will throw him off-board if he keeps bullying you”, Erika told Nathan.

“I wasn’t bullying anyone”.

“Sorry to break it to you, but you’re always bullying people, you don’t know how else to flirt”.

“Then I would be flirting with everyone”.

“Aren’t you?”

“Okay, yeah”.

“Come on, I have to set up things. Give me a hand, rat skull”.

“At least give me a knife or something”.

“You can chew it through”.

One last look at Nathan before following her.

“Well, I’ll leave you to stress out, if I don’t help her we’ll dro…” oh right, no drowning jokes. “We’ll…”

“Flirt with me when we’re back at the surface”.

Remus smiled.

“Will do!”

-----

The light was beginning to fade out. The flickering of the few rays coming through a swirl of silvery fish would be their last glimpses at natural lighting for a while.

It was wonderful.

How the underwater landscape changed, morphing into something out of a nightmare. Never ceases to amaze him. People would say it was all just blue getting darker and darker, and it was! But it was also a thick fog from which anything could come out. He always looked forward to seeing the weirdest fish appear.

There wasn’t much room behind the giant acrylic viewport. Despite being stuck so closely together, Remus could feel a chill as the air within got cooled by the deep water. His coat lay forgotten at the back of his chair still.

Once the lights of the submersible switched on, a delicate dance of white dust shined just like it would on a sunny day. This was no room dust. But there was just as much beauty in seeing the marine snow surrounding them. Teensy tiny pieces of dead fish falling all around, making the nicest shapes.

“It’s so quiet” Nathan observed.

“Wait until you hear a whale. The first time I did I thought my skull would pop”.

“Which one?” Erika kept her eyes on the water, but he could see the reflection of a smile curving onto the surface of the acrylic.

“Well, the small one. I know you’d hate to have to scrape my brains off your console”.

“If you had any I would”.

“There would still be plenty of blood”.

The ship carried on with the descend, soon, they’d be at twenty thousand feet. Nathan leaned in.

“Hey, what did she mean by which one?” he said in a hushed voice.

“Oh! Right”

He pulled on the string of his necklace to get it from under his shirt. Remus held it in front of Nathan’s face.

It turned, revealing the empty sockets and the front of what used to be a snout.

“I have this rat skull as a necklace! Erika teases me because that’s how she copes with the fact that she hates it!”

“Anyone would hate it. You wear that thing everywhere. It’s creepy” Erika pointed out.

“Where did you get it?” Nathan asked.

In the dim light, Remus’s smile cast shadows, giving him a grim vibe.

“I used to have a pet rat. When it died it sucked, my brother and I buried it in the backyard. It was there until three years later when we got a heavy storm. The bones peeked through the mud. So I just yanked a bit on the spine and got it. The skull was already defleshed anyway, so, aside from cleaning it a bit, I didn’t have to do any of the work. I really like this necklace. I got into marine biology because I began looking at fish skulls and I wanted to see more”.

“That’s…” Nathan began to say.

Suddenly, the submersible turned violently.

“What was that?”

“I don’t know, I couldn’t take a good look”, said Erika.

Her frown told Remus something was seriously wrong.

“Guys, we’re picking up really weird signals from here. Are you all okay?” the sound of Ella’s voice through the radio distracted him from his train of thought.

“It’s all under control, but I am going to begin ascending” Erika replied.

“We haven’t taken all the samples”, Nathan said.

“We’ll have another chance. Right now I’m worried that---”

Erika did not have time to finish talking.

Its needle-like teeth loomed over the viewport. This creature was unlike anything he’d ever seen. Part of him felt excited at how terrifying it all was. Sadly, he had the feeling they were all about to die. This fish looked like a giant barracuda and an angry one.

The creature snapped its jaw closed, cracking the viewport.

Seemingly, it didn’t find it tasty enough and it swam away even moodier than before. The very least it could have done was eat them.

If you’re going to kill them might as well finish the job.

Remus’ body floated into the dark abyss as he struggled to breathe. Covering his ears tightly, he screamed in pain. The pressure was unlike anything.

Well, it had been fun.

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