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twoforoneflipflops · 3 months

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Romance + fantasy = elf/fae/god fucker

Romance + felony = crime fucker

Romance + paranormal = ghost fucker

Romance + hallmark = sad boy fucker

Romance + cryptid = monster fucker

#romance #tales as old as time #rule 34

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puppymiqwerty · 4 months

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Devastating News: the baddest bitch alive lives in buttfuck nowhere. But like... a different buttfuck nowhere from where you are.

#miqwerty.txt #tale as old as time #t4t

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figmentforms · 1 year

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Part 242 of “A Tale of Two Rulers” (May 1, 2023) ★Patreon- https://www.patreon.com/LorIllustration ★

★ Webtoon- https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/a-tale-of-two-rulers/list?title_no=292453 ★ - I’m still building up this archive weekly

Thanks so much to all my amazing supporters that help make this comic happen! ♥

It's Back! Thank you all so much for your support of my work after my break last month! <3

I'm super happy to report that the mass the doc took out was officially declared NOT Cancer!!! Very happy about that, and also very happy that it's OUT of me! Now I just have a few more tests to see what kind of damage it left behind just by "clogging up the works" for all this time. Hopefully it will go well. I can't wait for the unknown of all this to be over with. (Not to mention praying so hard that someday, somehow, I get to be a parent after all this is over.) Thank you all so much for your kind words, patience and words of support as I took last month off. It really means a lot to know that people care and understand. I appreciate you all very much! ( ＾◡＾)っ ♡

#A Tale of Two Rulers #Zelda #Ganondorf #Midna #I love drawing granny Midna so much #I have been waiting to have her in here for YEARS #the sass level just goes up as one ages #Young Midna had tons already #Now it's old person no filter time #No Mercy Midna time

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crumb · 1 month

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THE PASSENGER | 2023 + RESERVOIR DOGS | 1992

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greyhands · 6 months

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Okay, but have you considered Raphael with longer hair ?

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#raphael #bg3 raphael #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 #devil #le diable #my art #first time drawing him #his face is interesting to study #disney villain vibe #warm up of the day #where I live the devil is a huge part of the folklore #many places here are named because of devil old tales

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pettson · 5 months

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i could make a comment on how tess being overlooked in the tlou fandom is because of the misogynistic views on older women we have in this society where any woman over 35 is not considered sexy anymore and therefore loses her worth, but do i want to

#it's a tale as old as time #do we need to talk about it #or should i just walk away #like what i keep thinking but don't really want to bring up #is how sad it makes me that most of the fandom seems to want to ignore tess #because they prefer picturing joel with a hot 25 year old #this maybe comes from me realising the amount of age gap dbf type of content that is out there #and obviously i don't need to engage in any of it and i can block the tags #but sometimes just the sheer amount of it #has me a bit worried for the future of our society #tess servopoulos #the last of us

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tealgoat · 2 months

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Act 6 sure is something

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lasshoe · 3 months

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jake johnson talking about nick and jess's first kiss and zooey telling jake "don't kiss me soft.... you have to grab me" ??? also NINE more takes????????????? release the footage i swear to god

#turns out..... this still has an effect on me #a tale as old as time #best first kiss of all time i need to reenact it with him #jake johnson #nick x jess #new girl #video

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riosnecktattoo · 4 months

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Heath Ledger ♞ A Knight's Tale

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sadanduncertain · 9 months

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"So imagine how stupid I felt when I actually started to genuinely feel something for you"

I am one blushing, squealing mess

#a tale as old as time: the evil vampire has fallen for me #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion

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somnimagus · 6 months

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did some vesperia chibis, i always forget how happy i get drawing these guys. i love them dearly

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#tales of vesperia #tov #tales of #the raven chibi's kinda old though. but i wanted to draw the rest #i do feel a little bad cause i always forget patty when i draw the whole cast. have to make myself add her in #mostly because i played tov years before the definitive edition; wee lass does not feel real #though honestly all of def edition just feels like a fever dream. people who played that version first/only:#did you notice yuri gaining an almost southern(?) drawl at random. and did it drive you insane #the way he says flynn. flyeahn. it's burned into my mind #and flynn's just like. yes yuri my best friend. you have sounded like this the whole game. you are not a frankenstein of 2 voice actors #fan art #my art #sorry that was probably super off topic; i just still think about it all the time. and i think i'm a little scatterbrained recently #i've been making time to draw and think about dumb things so i don't just sit and doomscroll all day

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romanceyourdemons · 6 months

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you’d think that the two most annoying people in the world becoming exclusively obsessed with annoying each other would be a win for everyone else, quarantining their annoyingness to their relationship, but as it turns out it just makes things exponentially more irritating for the people around them

#this post is about wen kexing and zhou zishu #but it is a tale as old as time in many ways #ryddles

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skullsemi · 1 year

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