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sommerregenjuniluft · 9 months

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The thing about Remus being a Marauder is that it’s so easy to blame on the others.

On the proximity to and influence of chaos duo, incredibly magically talented and probably academically underwhelmed and big-headed Sirius Black and James Potter.

And yes, Remus is our little bluesy boi. He’s melancholic and self-pitying and wallowing, he’s soft and knows the importance of being kind and we love his wet socks and pouty lips and frown-y face. The sheltered boy that didn’t have any contact with children his age before Hogwarts and was probably equally frightened and delighted by the thought of finally having friends.

STILL that doesn’t change the fact that boiyo was sorted into fucking Gryffindor, and has a side to him that’s definitely a little shit™️. That’s brave and brash and mischievous and that lets the tingle of his chest, the rush of adrenaline, outweigh the guilt that’s trying to pull his stomach down whenever he’d successfully winded himself out of trouble, lying to one Minerva McGonagall with the straightest fucking face.

Because the dangerous thing about Remus Lupin is that he can play the Good Boi card and it’s still believable and that he’s 100% aware of that.

#remus lupin #thank u for coming to my ted talk today #these were the exact thoughts i woke up with #why??#who knows #marauders #wolfstar #sirius black #james potter

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k-atsukibakugou · 24 hours

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nevermind i’m done being emo instead i’m thinking ab fucking retired army sergeant bakugou and how his dog tags bounce when he first cants his hips to sink into you

#thank u for coming to my ted talk #i’ve been #quite frantic today actually with my emotions so pls enjoy the bouncing ab LMAO #「mercury speaks」#「kat <3」#「mercury thirsts」

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kissnpunch · 6 months

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yesterday q!roier and q!cellbit’s fight was the most homoerotic think i ever seen on qsmp, for real. warriors with a feeling of loyalty for each other but so excited to see some sweaty muscles and a good sword? i can’t get over it, even luckity didn’t dare to do that and they were enemies.

#spiderbit #guapoduo #qsmp purgatory #qsmp #qsmp roier #qsmp cellbit #q!roier #q!cellbit #my last post of guapoduo for today thank u for coming to my ted talk #gay warriors #gay writters to gay couple #gay love #gay gay gay

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knocknut · 2 years

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u know something ive noticed is that when characters are drawn stimming its usually quiet stimming like hand flapping or with toys or if its mouth stimming its also usually pretty quiet i think we should draw more stimming thats loud as fuck and yelling and banging on the wall or jumping around in the backyard making faces or whatever is dubbed as 'cringe' lets do more of that

#autism #i guess idk what to tag this as lol #im extremely guilty of drawing only quiet stimming this is just something ive noticed today because most of my stims are like. loud #usually they involve screaming or talking v loudly #i remember i did a hand flutter in gym once and someone was like 'lol what are you doing :)' and i havent done it sicne #anyway my point has been made or so i hope thank u for coming to my ted talk

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westywallowing · 2 months

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yall ever have one of those anxious days where you come home from work and you just feel *off*. like u don't know what exactly is off it could be your sense of time or when you ate last or how clean your socks are but something indeed. is off

#cuz thats me today thank u for coming to my anxiety ted talk #anxiety #westy's shit

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lu-sn · 1 year

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i am here today to talk about HORRIBLE OVERSIGHT in the pete fandom we NEED to correct our ways and see the light

but it is ok i will Explain

ok do u see this

this is a pha khao ma (spelling up for debate). it's a waistcloth commonly worn in south and southeast asia — you may have heard of it as a lungi / longyi. it's a rectangular, light, soft piece of cloth that (mostly) men tie around their (mostly) waists to wear in hot humid climates because it's very comfy and breezy and dries fast.

some fun facts:

it's very common to wear right out of the bath / shower because the dampness stays on your skin for a while after so this helps air it out

underwear is ✨ optional ✨ (although really mostly only at home. the fear of being pantsed in public is universal, after all)

it's often worn at home, but people wear it out as well and it is especially common in rural communities. if you've got a bunch of old uncles sitting outside on a veranda in a small town, they're all maybe sitting around in pha khao mas

(let me follow this up with: while it is common in rural regions, people in rural areas all over thailand do also just wear shirts and shorts and pants 😂 it is merely an option, not a rule)

what you see is the casual version. there are much more formal versions, and fashionable versions, and they are apparently having a resurgence with the thailand youth rn

the plaid-like patterning is a specific design that has centuries of history in thailand! different regions produce styles of designs with vibrantly different colors and dyes, and they're very proud of it

there's many ways to tie it: in these pictures, pete has it tied so that it hangs down well past his knees, but you can hoist them up to mostly be around your upper legs (leaving the knees showing). this gives you a TON more mobility to, say, run around or climb trees or beat up people

here is a reference of real people wearing pha khao mas. as you can see they are chilling

and the most important fun fact of all:

post-canon pete wears it ALL. THE. TIME.

we know pete wears these in the privacy of his home! they're his comfy post-shower post-workout jammies! every time we see him with one he has a different one! HE HAS LIKE SIX MORE OF THESE TUCKED AWAY.

he probably wore them a lot around his yaai. and now, at home, vegas sees him in them CONSTANTLY.

you may be looking at me, and then looking at these photos, and then looking again at me, and going, lu, noooooooo, this ruins the post-canon pete being unbearably cute and stylish and hot agenda!!! to which i say

it ENHANCES IT. it's about the DICHOTOMY

vegas watches as pete walks out of the bathroom wearing one of these and nothing else, and they're riding real low on his hips, and vegas chokes out a "what the hell are you wearing" and pete leans against the doorframe and wiggles his eyebrows and puts on his thickest northern accent and says "you wanna fuck me so bad city boy" and he's RIGHT OKAY VEGAS HATES THEM AND VEGAS DOES WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD ANYWAYS

macau gives pete sooo much shit for it but then he watches pete kick ass in one during training one day and pete looks like some rural film movie star in his tank top and pha khao ma and his fists of fury and macau goes, huh, actually, phi looks fucking cool, can i have one

when they visit yaai pete basically forgoes pants and just wears these all the time and blends in with all the old grandpas who pat pete on the back and ask him for his opinions on politics and vegas is so fucking confused and totally in love do you UNDERSTAND

anyway. all of this to say, if you were to write fics where pete wears a pha khao ma and/or draw him in one it would be HIGHLY CANONICALLY ACCURATE. and i would love you. thank u for coming to my ted talk.

(and thanks to @minorfamilysupremacy for being the first victim of said ted talk)

#i am simply spreading the agenda #this is very important to me. we talk extensively about ass-out pete but NEVER ABOUT PHA KHAO MA PETE #it is a Look. it is CRITICAL TO HIS CHARACTER #also allows for uh #easy access #👀#if you know what i mean #i hope this was informative LOL and if i got anything wrong or you have more to add please let me know!!!!#kinnporsche #pete saengtham #vegaspete

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truthinquotations · 4 months

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Listen I get it Jude is 17 and she's too smart or calculated or whatever to be this young but also Jeanne d'Arc was literally the same age when she won her most significant battle and 19 when she was burnt alive and the matter of fact she's not the only one to lead at such a young age, not at all, so maybe it's time we stopped treating these ya female protagonist rulers or knights or whatever as complete and utter fantasy considering that these things actually happened in real life??

Like Jude was literally raised in that reality: with kings and queens and knight and battles and swords and political intrigue, her father is the general for crying out loud!! I think so many people forget that rulers actually were that young, girls included, and we need to stop viewing these stories through the lenses of today's society (especially if that story is not set in modern reality)

Same goes for a lot of other characters (soc included) just becos we're no longer being raised in a world where u have to know how to manage a household or a family all on your own at 16, doesn't mean that it wasn't true a few centuries ago, doesn't mean it's not possible

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

#jude duarte #the cruel prince

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vastill · 1 year

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Hey, I was wondering if you can do something with smut like dom!Rebecca x sub!wife!reader, idk how to put it im sorry but u can do whatever u want with it thank u so so much🫶🏾

Heart-shaped eyes

Rebecca Welton/fem!reader

warnings: 18+, smut, NSFW, oral, pet names, slight dom/sub dynamics, swear words, face sitting, let me know if there are more

words: 1700+

My requests are open!!

English is not my first language!

A/N: thank you so much for the request! i hope it's good because tbh honest idk if i did the dom/sub dynamic, but here it is. hope you will enjoy and let me know what you think!!💚

“Your eyes are literally heart-shaped when you look at her,” Keeley said to you with a smile.

You chuckled and rolled your eyes at her comment. “I can't help it, she's amazing,” you replied, taking a sip of your champagne.

Rebecca approached the two of you, standing behind you and embracing your waist with her hands.

“Hey, what are you two talking about?” She asked, looking at you and Keeley. You couldn't help but smile wider at the proximity.

“Just about how amazing you are,” you replied, leaning back to kiss her on the cheek.

“Oh, stop it!” She said, blushing slightly.

“Oh damn, you are so cute!” Keeley sighed. “Be lovey-dovey somewhere else!”

“Do I hear jealousy?”

“Fuck off,” Keeley said sticking out her middle finger. “I’m going to the boys because today I can’t bare all of this!” You both laughed at her gagging noises when she was walking away.

“Boss, I think me and the team are going to Mae’s later, you will join us?” Ted yelled from across the room.

“Don’t think so Ted, I’m tired, so we will just crash at our place,” Rebecca said quickly, squeezing your waist to get you to agree with her. Keeley only glanced at you two, not believing one word Rebecca said.

“Yeah, maybe another time Ted! After another win of course!” You said enthusiastically. “Now I need to take my gorgeous wife home for her well-deserved rest.”

“Of course, of course,” he said. “You guys have a good night!” With that, he headed off to join the rest of the team.

You turned back to Rebecca, wrapping an arm around her waist. “Ready to go home, my love?” you asked, smiling down at her.

“More than ready,” she replied, snuggling closer to you. “But I can promise you, we won’t be getting any rest tonight.” She whispered, lightly kissing your ear. Your breath hitched in your throat.

Oh, how you loved when Richmond won.

The two of you said your goodbyes to the rest of the team and speed walked to your car.

As you drove home, Rebecca's hand found its way onto your thigh, her thumb softly stroking your skin. You couldn't help but smile at the feeling of her touch. Her hand reached higher and higher with each stroke. In the corner of your eye, you saw her mischievous smile. She knew exactly what she was doing. When you stopped at a red light she leaned and placed small kisses on your neck and jaw, slightly sucking your skin.

“Darling, I’m driving,” you said while trying to focus on the light. Rebecca giggled, knowing she was distracting you. “I can't help it, baby,” she said, continuing to kiss your neck. “I’m just so hungry for you.” You felt a shiver run through your body at her words, knowing what was to come when you got home. The light turned green and you continued driving, anticipation building with each passing moment. You were sure you broke a couple of traffic regulations but who cares? You have a beautiful, horny wife in your car.

Once you arrived home, you barely made it through the front door before Rebecca was all over you. She pushed you against the closing door, kissing you fiercely as she tugged your blazer off. As the kiss deepened, you felt her tongue brush against your lips, asking for entrance. You eagerly granted it, losing yourself in the taste of her. Her hands were everywhere, roaming over your body as if trying to memorize every inch. You couldn't help but moan into her mouth, the sensation almost too much to handle.

Finally, she pulled away, leaving you gasping for air. “Bedroom,” she whispered, taking your hand and leading you down the hallway. You stumbled after her, barely able to keep up.

Without a word, she began to undress you, her fingers working quickly over the buttons of your shirt. You could feel her eyes on you as she stripped you down to your underwear, her gaze hungry. “Go lay on the bed,” she said with a kiss on your lips. You obliged right away. “Look at you, my good girl.” You couldn’t help but blush at the compliment. “Look at me, baby.”

She stood in front of the bed slowly unbuttoning her blouse, her hips swaying to the music she put on. You watched with lust in your eyes as she revealed her lacy bra. Then she turned around and tugged down her skirt, revealing matching panties.

“You are so gorgeous, darling. My beautiful, beautiful wife.” You said looking directly into her eyes.

She slowly crawled to your spot on the bed, straddling your waist. You could feel the heat emanating from her body as she leaned down to kiss you deeply. Her fingers tangled in your hair as she ground her hips against you. Your hands went to grab her hips, but she was quick to smack them away.

“No touching, baby.” She smiled at you as you groaned in frustration, all you wanted to do was to touch her. With a smirk, she reached down and removed her bra, tossing it aside. Your eyes widened as you took in the sight of her bare breasts, pert and perfect. “You like what you see?” she asked, her voice husky with desire. You nodded, almost unable to form words. “Good,” she said, leaning down to kiss you again.

Rebecca continued to grind against you while she massaged her breast, the ache between your legs became almost unbearable. You wanted nothing more than to touch her, to feel her skin against yours, but you knew better than to disobey her.

Suddenly, she pulled away, “Okay, baby, lay down flat.” You did as she said. She pulled away from you and then moved to straddle your face. You instinctively grabbed her by her thighs, and again she smacked them away. “What did I tell you? Don’t you want to be a good girl for me? Or maybe you want those hands tied to the bed?”

“Mm sorry.” You barely could concentrate with her sex so close to your face.

“I’ll let you decide,” she said with a wicked grin. “Do you want to be good for me or do you want to be restrained?”

“I will be good!” You said quickly. “Just, please let me make you feel good!”

“That’s my good girl. Here you go.”

Rebecca lowered herself onto your mouth, her wetness coating your tongue. You began to lick around her lips. Her taste driving you wild. You slowly started to lick her clit before wrapping your lips around and sucking it. She moaned above you, her fingers tangling in your hair.

You started to move your tongue in circles around her clit, moaning against her. The vibrations from your voice only gave her more pleasure. One of her hands gripping your hair while the other holds the bed frame for stability. You felt as she pressed herself more into your face.

Your eyes moved to watch her, her face scrunched up from pleasure, her mouth opened moaning freely. Her breast bounced as she rode your tongue harder. You knew she must be getting close. Her moans get louder and louder. You started working your tongue faster to bring her to an orgasm.

“Fuck, baby, don’t stop! I’m going to-” She gasped as she grounded herself harder into your face. After a couple more strokes of your tongue, she came on your face, coating your chin and mouth in her cum. Her thighs shaking around your head. You never stopped licking her lips, not wanting to waste a single drop. Her hand let go of your hair as she came down from her orgasm. She lifted herself off of you and collapsed next to you.

Rebecca lay next to you, her breathing heavy. You could feel her warmth against your skin as you lay there, basking in the afterglow. “You were so good, baby,” she said, turning her head to kiss you.

When she spoke again, her voice was low and filled with promise. “Now, your turn.” You shivered at the thought of what was to come, anticipation coursing through your veins.

Rebecca wasted no time in getting started, kissing you deeply and running her hands over your body. Finally taking off your underwear. You felt her fingers brush against your skin, sending shivers down your spine.

Her mouth soon followed her hands. Kissing every bit of your skin. Starting in your neck and going lower. You barely could take it, your body on fire from watching her come undone.

“Darling, please,” you whined when she lightly bit your nipple. Her hands wander across your stomach.

“What do you exactly need baby? You have to use your words.” She said, you could hear her smirk in her voice.

“Please, Becca, fuck me. Please!”

“Good girl. With pleasure.”

She spread your legs, giving herself easy access to your sex. Slowly she lowered herself between your legs, her hands gently massaging your thighs.

“So were for me. So so wet.”

She started to kiss and lick your inner thighs, getting closer and closer to your center. Your breathing became heavier as she teased you, her hot breath against your skin. Finally, she reached your clit, kissing it softly before gently flicking her tongue over it. You arched your back from stimulation letting out a loud moan. She continued to lick your clit, alternating between gentle flicks and sucking.

You could feel the pleasure building inside you as Rebecca worked her magic. Your moans getting louder and more urgent. You gripped the sheets as she brought you closer and closer to the edge.

You came with a scream of her name on your lips, it was like an explosion of pleasure, your whole body shaking with the force of it. You collapsed back onto the bed, panting and sated, as Rebecca crawled up to kiss you again.

She straddled your hips, the kiss deepening. You could taste yourself on her lips. Her tongue explored every inch of your mouth.

Rebecca broke the kiss when you both felt the need for oxygen. She leaned her forehead against yours.

“That was amazing. Thank you, baby.”

“You are amazing, darling.” You said stealing one more kiss from her.

You both lay there, holding each other. You traced your fingers lightly over her skin, marveling at the softness of it. Exhaustion took over your body as Rebecca snuggled closer to you.

“I love you, my beautiful, beautiful wife.” You whispered against her hair as you both drifted off to a peaceful slumber.

#rebecca welton fic #rebecca welton #rebecca welton x reader #ted lasso #wlw post #wlw fiction #ted lasso fic #vastill

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uyuforu · 4 months

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oh no that reading made me anxious for his fs but sounds like jk will stand up for her and also your past readings make her sound like someone you cant help but to love eventually…so i think initially will be bad yea but with time many will grow fond of her p.s ty for the work u put into readings u are very good at what u do

To be honest, I thought about something today: Jungkook is part of the generation of the Aquarius Uranus (1995-2003). I do too, and it makes sense that his decisions are seen as revolutionary or visionary, he stands out. For ex, his tattoos. He doesn't have just one or two, or tiny tattoos that are hidden somewhere, it's huge and it's a full arm. That wasn't very popular in the Kpop community as Kpop idols are usually prone to be seen as perfect angels. It's a revolutionary move, and it goes well with his Uranus. Most of people born in this generation will take decisions based on what they wanna do and will break rules and boundaries, even unconsciously. JK's case for instance. So even marrying a foreigner, as a Kpop idol, is something that barely happened before, mostly for someone who is THAT famous and hyped as JK. I think Jungkook's destiny has something to do with his Uranus and changing the idol world. So for change you need to go through hard moments like Jk and his FS will have.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk lol

- uyu

#uyuans #jk #jungkook #bts #kpop #jungkook astrology #bts astrology #jk astrology #astrology

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kittyyeo · 3 months

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Can I just say I 100% see Yeosang as someone who uses his intelligence and self awareness for evil in a relationship. He KNOWS he's attractive, and he ALSO knows everyone percieves him as the biggest cutie pie on Earth. But he's smart enough to pretend he has noooo idea how hot or how cute he can be. This leads to him being a COMPLETE TEASE.

He'd spend the WHOLE day pushing all the right buttons to turn you on while looking at you with the sweetest little face. He'd come up close behind you, putting his hands low on your waist and whisper something lowly into your ear (something mudane, of course) in his deep voice which he knows drives you nuts and then leave one kiss on your neck. He'd casually rest his hand on your upper thigh and use his thumb to 'absentmindedly' stroke your inner thigh and then 'accidentally' brush it gently up against your core, all while feigning having no idea what he's doing to you. He'd pretend he doesn't notice you jolt a little bit when you feel it. Using any and all opportunities to speak directly into your ear. Rolling his sleeves up a little because he knows his arms make you weak. If he finds ANY excuse to demonstrate his strength in front of you best believe he'll do it. And when you finally cave and tell him you need him he's going to laugh lowly with a cocky fucking smirk on his face and say something like "Wow~ didn't expect you to be so needy for me today, darling~" when he absolutely fucking knew. I KNOW he's a little shit. Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted Talk-

ANON PLS HAVE MORE OF TGESE TED TALK MOMENTS BC WHAT THE HEEEEEEWLL- I LOVED EVERY SINGLE THING U SAID

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it makes so much sense oh my gosh: yeosang being an absolute tease agenda is now OPEN ooooof😵😵😵 got me feeling dizzy n shit

#THANK U TBH #ateez hard thoughts #ateez hard hours #yeosang hard thoughts #yeosang hard hours #y chats #anon asks #🔓silly thoughts✨

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