#the man the myth the meme

[ilovefictiontoomuch]

GUESS WHO SAW JOHN MULANEY'S "FROM SCRATCH" SHOW LIVE.

Thats right, ME.

And it was awesome. I was smiling and laughing pretty much the entire time. My face hurt afterward.

#john mulaney #John mulaney from scratch #the man the myth the meme #it was honestly amazing #I cant believe I was only a hundred yards from the guy #it was aaawwwweeeessssoooommmmeeeee #I totally recommend

[generouskittentidalwave]

I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.

#this man will forever be an enigma #odysseus #the odyssey #homer's odyssey #the iliad #homer's iliad #ancient greek mythology #greek mythology #ancient greek #greek myth #greek mythology memes #greek myth memes #greek heroes #greek stuff #greek posts #greek blog #epic the musical #epic: the musical #epic the troy saga #epic: the troy saga #epic the cyclops saga #epic: the cyclops saga #epic the ocean saga #epic saga

[greekgodssitcom]

Hermes: This is my brother Ares

Camera Man: Ares … god of war?

Hermes: Apart from the whole bloodlust thing he’s unproblematic

#don’t judge #S: me #greek mythology #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #hermes god #hermes #hermes and ares #ares deity #ares greek god #ares god of war #ares greek mythology #the camera man

[mothwingwritings]

I am so sorry... But every time I see Musashi all I see is cupcake dog.

Like, this is the same creature.

#I cannot unsee it I am so sorry #and now you must see it too #This meme is also forever old so maybe I am the only one who made this correlation #loool #baki #baki the grappler #musashi miyamoto #musashi baki #cupcake dog #the man... the myth... the legend #baki meme

[manofgayscience]

He floors!!

#gay #fiddlepat #roblox #roblox memes #roblox myths #man face #flamingo #albertsstuff #Henry draws

[beewithabinder]

him too

#he can also eat at the table with the family #I'll put him in a little high chair #the man #the myth #the legend #wally darling #wally my beloved #wally darling plush #memes of tumblr #welcome home #welcome home memes

[tardis-whittaker]

LMAO

#doctor who #Im cackling #every time I watch the new specials now I can’t get this meme out of my head #doctor who is now queer as hell #and we are literally all here for it #60th anniversary specials #14th doctor #russell t davies #RTD #the man the myth the legend

[fitbearcatcher]

Just waiting

#furpect #hairy chest #furry chest #man fur #hot muscle #furry pecs #hot hunk #bearded #handsome #scruff #gay bulge #budgy smugglers #greek myth memes #fit fur

[saltywithsarcasm]

I’m only human and can’t be held accountable for my actions.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #meme post #funny shit #nigel thornberry #the man the myth the legend #my edits

[svedupelle]

shin malphur is the funniest motherfucker on the block he really contacts us riiiight as he retires and just goes "ya i killed dredgen yor, the single most infamous corrupted guardian ever, single handedly, and then me and my besties- have u met them?- anyway we checked out his stuff and realized we could bait out others like him so we did that and basically what i'm saying is that i've killed more guardians than crota. here's like three guns. yeehaw tex mechanica owes me royalties" and then we never hear from him again

#destiny 2 #headcanon that the YW texts him memes #shin answers once a year or so with 👍 #shin the man the myth the legend

[batcavescolony]

Dick Grayson, If he really wanted too he could get a good chunk of heros and villains to do whatever he wanted. Everyone has so much trust in him they would probably take his word as law, and that's kinda terrifying.

#comics #dc comics #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #batman #bruce wayne #red hood #tim drake #red robin #like he says jump and they'd all jump #like thats BATMANS first sidekick! thats a learder of the Teen Titans! thats the FIRST child sidekick! hes the man the myth the legand #Dick Grayson is the Dos Equis commercial *The Most Interesting Man in the World*. He is the *Chuck Norris meme* of the DC heroes. #like he doesn't see him that way and maybe not his bffs dont him that way but like everyone else? #dc #detective comic #now how he ACTUALLY IS! disaster man. 5min away from a mental breakdown. needs a nap #but how many new heros/young heros/people who have only heard the stories see him as a hero (in the sense of person you look up to) #and would do anything for him

[vegalocity]

sometimes i wonder why 'modern greek mythology interpretations' tend to look at the Aphrodite's Affair situation and settle on 'it was so girlboss of Aphrodite to cheat on her husband with his literal brother' and make jokes about Hephaestus being 'cucked' or 'an incel' when memes about publicly humiliating cheaters are absolutely widespread on the internet, and in the myth itself Hephaestus basically just does the equivalent of the 'welcome home cheater' on the bedsheets meme, it's VERY weaksauce in comparison to what his mother usually does

then i remember Hephaestus is a disabled man and i realize exactly why.

#Like we give Lore Olympus shit for a few reasons (some justified some maybe not so much) #but like it's also the only modern interpretation i've seen to give MY MAN THE FORGEMAN a fair fucking shake #It's literally just LO and a couple of text posts man i'm taking what i can get #mythology #greek mythology #ableism #everyone's always like 'Ares is treated super rough in the pantheon being the subject of memes and the jar incident' #and then just breeze right past Hephaestus whom depending on the myth was thrown from Olympus for DEFENDING HIS MOM FROM HIS DAD #like if y'all are going to treat these divinities as like Real People #or at least like characters to interpret #instead of what they were (embodiments of world phenomina) #like at least have some consistency in your character standards bc ya'll joke about Hera being girlboss in being pissed at Zeus #everyone's always like 'but Apollo or Ares or someone was called a jerk in this story' #YEAH WELL IVE GOT ONE STORY THAT GIVES LORD HEPHAESTUS SOME DAMN RESPECT

[generouskittentidalwave]

What it's like reading about the Odyssey in a nutshell:

"Hah! looks like some karma coming towards Odysseus for his actions, the guy had it coming"

"Okay, I think that's enough"

"Yeah hahah okay but seriously please stop"

"That's enough consequences-"

"I think he's got the point-"

"This is starting to become overkill-"

"For god's sake leave the poor man alone!"

"Now that was just unnecessary!"

"OKAY STOP-!"

"STO-!!"

#seriously I know the man needed a hard reality check but like- #not THIS much #leave the poor guy alone he's had enough #odysseus #the odyssey #homer's odyssey #the iliad #homer's iliad #greek mythology #greek mythology memes #greek myth memes #greek heroes #greek stuff #greek posts #greek stories #epic the musical #epic: the musical #epic the troy saga #epic: the troy saga #epic: the cyclops saga #epic the cyclops saga

[greekgodssitcom]

Camera Man: What do you do?

Hermes: I steal stuff

Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?

Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?

Ares: We’re doing it the long way then

#long road from here buddy #this is a Zeus depreciation post #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #hermes and ares #hermes greek mythology #hermes god #hermes #ares greek mythology #ares deity #ares greek god #the camera man #fuck zeus #zeus u suck

[muscalfoxes]

#greek myth memes #greek mythology #hermes #man stopped growing at 5'8 or 5'9 #he uses this to his advantage to hide in cabinets

[live-from-flaturn]

Hi, is this MeMindY? Cool. I’m gonna need like 15 more of your gay little shows with just these 4 dudes, please. 

#boss #video #boss chaikamon #noeul nuttarat #peat wasuthorn #fort thitipong #boss really is the whole gender spectrum #from angry eyebrows to high pitched squealing #he can do it all #the man the myth the gender #video tw #lita #love in the air #lita ep 13 #lita finale #love in the air finale #love in the air clip #lita bl #bl meme #lita meme #lita shitpost