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gotstabbedbyapen · 9 months
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Prompt of the day: Hermes, Loki, Sun Wukong, and Anansi are in a car, stuck in an hour-long traffic jam. They are all bored.
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carbonateddelusion · 2 months
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Oh shir I didn’t realize they commit homicide lmao I thought they were just cool bitches
Also it’s prolbly cus I’m tired but I’m like. Not super surprised by this lol
rox? making ocs that are serial killers? nooooooooo...
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windmills123 · 1 year
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what if the fun gang had trickster mode??? >:0
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thetimelordbatgirl · 5 months
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How the mentions of the Smith family in Whotopia got me like.
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faeiapalette · 1 year
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Someone sent asks about Laito RIGHT WHEN i was thinking about how the ENFJ consensus makes more sense than INFJ, overall…
But first i’ll have to deal with the previous asks first, the requests are stocking up 🛐
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gloryseized · 1 year
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Anonymous asked:
[brush] (Makoto to Akira) - for the sender’s muse to give the receiver’s muse a passing touch along the shoulder’s / back as they walk by.
Meme Tag -- @epitomees
Akira doesn't move as Makoto brushes his shoulder, keeping his eyes locked on the page of the book he's reading before glancing again across the street. They marked the place about a week ago as one of the hangout spots of the gang working to scam students in Shibuya but have frustratingly got little information since, despite watching the group closely for the last week or so.
It is Akira and Makoto's turn to keep watch, and he can practically feel her frustration bubbling behind her carefully composed expression. "Nothing yet," he murmurs in way of confirmation, tilting his head slightly in her direction as he puts a finger in the book he's reading to hold his place. He would've thought this boss would check in at least weekly, and they're coming up on that timeline soon. It would be maddening to lose their only lead.
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Story concept: A gang of women who have gathered together and hang out due to having a similar background - none of them were originally people. They're all different variations of Mythical Fairytale Lady That A Man Almost Married, and they were all kind of stranded here in a human form after the man who wanted them discovered that actually she isn't any easier or any more pliable than natural human women.
The selkie and the swan maiden who both had their coats stolen, but neither of them is delicate or graceful. The swan maiden is exactly as swans are - she's dignified for as long as she's allowed to do as she pleases, but her response to being inconvenienced is First Of All How Dare You, Infinite Wing Smack Attack. The selkie was never going to be a good housewife either, she's lazy and goofy and refuses to take anything seriously. She likes following swan maiden around and watching her terrorise people. They bond over a mutual interest in flooding the bathroom and honking at people.
The celtic fae who wasn't tricked by a human man into marrying him, as a matter of fact her ex-husband insists that she tricked him. She's the only one who actually married the man who seduced her, which she did 100% just for the shits and giggles, and because Fae Divorce Court is an absolutely hilarious shitshow. And much like the selkie is paired with the swan maiden, the fae is close friends with the kitsune, who also voluntarily took a human form out of a trickster's desire to fuck with people, and enjoys hanging out with the fae just to see what kind of utter chaotic bullshit she comes up with.
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dreammeiser · 2 months
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Hello, hi! I'd like to introduce you to my animated indie series that I've been working on called Dream Along With Me! Dream Along With Me will follow the lives and antics of a group of puppet friends, The Dreamalong Gang, as they navigate a patchwork dreamscape while being stalked by secrets and horrors of the past. An escapist dream may become their cotton-candied purgatory!
On their journey through the subconscious, you will be joining: Archie Aster, the Stellar Storyteller and his Living Shadow Early Early Oxenfree the Soothsaying Trickster Mae Flowers the Rainbow Goblin Lunette Lullabye the Playtime Devil Honeybell the Counting Sheep Darling Fiona the Wayward Siren Teddy O'Stara the Merrymaking Magician Mufflin Mallow the Big Rock Candy Monster Bertie Sherbet the Softserve Sweetheart Oddrey Shivers the Phantom Primadonna And your Friendly Midnight Television Host, Roy G. Biv! Walk on into that Good Night carefully friends, lest The Strangers of the Wonder Void hear you!
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sanjoongie · 2 months
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𝔻𝕒𝕪 𝕋𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝔼𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥: ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣/ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕪 & 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕥𝕙 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕜
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🥀Pairing: Trickster! Hongjoong x Perfect Victim! Reader (f)
🥀Genre: Smut
🥀Rating: 18+, Minors Do not Interact, dark material ahead
🥀Au: virtual reality au, dead by daylight au, video game au
🥀Trope: long distance relationship, fwb
🥀Summary: when you and your gaming friend learn about a glitch in one of your favorite games, you exploit it on an erotic level
🥀warnings: mentions of blood, cuts by blade, physical violence in a game
🥀Kinks: Predator/Prey, strength kink, fear kink, cnc, dom! Hongjoong, sub! Reader, sub negotiation mid scene, thigh fucking, blood kink, hair pulling, degradation, knife kink, overstim, penetrative (virtual) sex with no barrier
🥀Word Count: 1,429
🥀Betas: n/a
🥀Day Twenty Seven: Cuckolding🥀Mini Masterlist 🥀Day Twenty Nine: Gang Bang
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You almost fell while scrambling off your couch in a hurry to log into your new favorite game. Hongjoong, your gamer friend, had messaged you that he was ready for a game. You fixed your wrists and feet to the anti-mag that would keep your limbs in the right position.
“Game on,” You verbally instructed your VR device and you were transported from your spot in your gaming chair to a dark forest.
Your clothing was your favorite. A shirt that was falling off your shoulder, short shorts and sturdy Doc Marten’s.
GigglingScorpio: Ready? I can see you already~
Your head whipped around to find the telltale sign of Hongjoong: those neon eyes that penetrated the darkness but you could find nothing.
CrazyFangirl: Ready
You ran through the trees, dodging behind rocks, doing your best to create a serpentine path. The worst thing you could do was run in a straight line in this game. Hongjoong was pursuing you as a killer and you as his perfect victim. The game was supposed to play out by Hongjoong finding you, throwing his neon blades at you from afar, or slashing you with a blade mounted to a bat and killing you.
But you two had found a glitch in the system.
You turned a corner, and a haunting lullaby echoed through the forest. Hongjoong was close, closer than you anticipated. If you weren’t careful...
You only had a second to process the soft yellow jacket and neon yellow eyes, and then the blades came. One grazed your arm, the other your upper thigh. Hongjoong could aim for your throat easily but that was not his newfound process. Blood oozed from the superficial wounds and you winced.
You immediately turned in the opposite direction, aiming for the highlighted item ahead of you in the distance. Your hand reached out for the large piece of wood that would block Hongjoong’s direct path to you, intending to push it across the two rocks it was in between.
A soft laugh brushed your ear drums. The noise was gleeful but blood thirsty. “Don’t play dirty without me, honey.”
You grunted and ducked as the piece of wood fell behind you. “Why not? That’s what you like, isn’t it? To watch me play dirty?”
Hongjoong grunted briefly, pushing the offending piece of wood out of the way. “The only dirty game you should be playing is your mouth around my cock. Or licking your own blood off my blade. Not sure which is dirtier, to be honest.”
You took off in a sprint, anything to delay the game, but several quick shicks let you know that Hongjoong was throwing his knives quickly at you. Some hit the trees you ran around, some grazed you again and again.
“Are you horny tonight, Joongie?” You couldn't help but taunt him. “Want my pussy that badly?”
This time Hongjoong’s laugh came out bitter and a bit edgy, like he was barely biting back his anger. “You wait until I have you whining my name with a purpose.”
You laughed, panting with pain and exertion. “Gotta catch me firs--”
Your breath was caught off as Hongjoong suddenly appeared in front of you. His lips were twisted in an evil grin as you bounced off his well-developed chest. “You were saying?”
You quickly turned around from landing on your ass to your hands and knees, scrambling to get back on your feet. Hongjoong swiftly grabbed you by your ankle and launched you back the opposite way. You landed hard a few yards away, watching as your stamina bar dropped the more you were injured.
“Fuck,” You cursed. “Hongjoong! I wanted to run some more!”
Hongjoong stalked towards you, eyes looking dangerous. His upper lip lifted in a slight sneer. “I caught you. The prize is mine.”
“Let’s do another round!” You suggested brightly, “I’m sure I could do bet--”
Hongjoong grabbed you by your upper arms and hauled you to your feet. He pushed you against a rock and began to run his tongue along a scratch on your neck. He hummed in contentment when your hands slipped under his jacket, along his rubs and up to dig your nails into the muscles of his shoulders. “No,” He declined your request.
Hongjoong spun you around so your face was smooshed into the tree's bark. He wriggled your shorts down your leg so that you could neatly step out of them. Once that was done, he yanked your shirt down your arms, the baggy shirt trapping your arms against your body and freeing your tits.
“I know you’re wet from that chase, honey,” Hongjoong purred into your ear. His hands pulled and twisted your nipples, making you cry out in pleasure and pain. “But I do love these an awful lot.”
“I could give you a boob job, come on, Hongjoong!” You pleaded.
“No,” Hongjoong declined again. “I’ll take you on my terms.” Hongjoong tucked a hand onto your lower stomach and was able to raise you with one arm and hold you at the perfect level for him to enter you from behind. Perks of having superhuman strength as a villain in a game.
You breathed in and out evenly, closing your eyes and focusing on how Hongjoong pushed his cock between your closed thighs. “I could use you like this, you know. Take pleasure from your body and give you nothing in return.”
You let your body rest like a ragdoll. “I’m yours, Joongie, I promise.” That was the phrase to let Hongjoong know you were green and good to go in this scenario.
Hongjoong angled his hips so that he could enter you instead of fucking your thighs. You moaned his name, just the way he liked it, and Hongjoong jerked the rest of the way into you. You giggled at his reaction. “I knew it. You were desperate for my pussy tonight.”
“You’re so fucking tight,” Hongjoong groaned. “Fuck.”
Soon, you were joining in with groans of your own. The way Hongjoong could hold you in the air, in place, his palm pressing down on your stomach and his cock hammering into you from behind, really was the perfect fuck. You bled but you soon forgot of the pain compared to the pleasure Hongjoong was giving you.
“Fuck me with that villain dick, Hongjoong, come on, give it to me hard. I want to be gasping your name, I want--” You were quieted by the feeling of the flat of Hongjoong’s dagger against your lips. You could almost see your breath fogging up the neon metal.
“You like the sound of your voice a little too much, honey,” Hongjoong barely veiled his threat.
You simply whimpered in ecstasy as you felt your climax approach. Hongjoong grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled your head backwards just shy of being painful. “Come for you me, you pretty little slut.”
You shuddered and cried deep in your throat as you came upon command. Pleasure wracked your body and you felt your cum drip down your thighs.
“Such a wet slut at that,” Hongjoong mused out loud. “My turn.”
Hongjoong sliced another cut along your back, making you hiss in pain and whimper at the over-stim of his cock still working in and out of you. You heard him hum as his tongue came out to lick along your shoulder blade, tracing the new cut. His hips did not stop for a second behind you and then Hongjoong came with a grunt. He continued to grunt as he thrusted through his orgasm and stopped just shy of you pushing through the overstim and moving to the better side of pleasure once again.
“Fuck, I’ll never get tired of that,” Hongjoong cursed. He let you down so your feet could touch the ground after pulling out but you almost immediately crumbled to the ground, legs like jello. He chuckled at your reaction. “Is that from the running or from me, honey?”
You half laughed and half groaned. “You’re hilarious.”
“You think we could do a round two? I’ve got a new cosmetic, it’s very cyberpunk-esque,” Hongjoong asked, offering you a hand up.
Do you want to start a new game?
You watched as the words blinked on your screen.
“Hell yeah I do,” You replied resolutely.
Hongjoong hooted, and the scene reset. This time, he had clothes on with neon highlights, a neon stick, and blue hair. He grinned, and you felt your heart beat and your nether reagion gush wetness immedilatey. Yeah, this was going to be a long gaming night.
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🥀Day Twenty Seven: Cuckolding🥀Mini Masterlist 🥀Day Twenty Nine: Gang Bang
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journeytomonkiekid · 4 months
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Do any of the duos have names ? Sort of like how the ship names that most of the Monkie Kid ships have like Spicynoodles and Dragonfruit. Even with the platonic friendships. All I've been doing is naming Saria and Elle's friendship and BunnyClaws and I don't think that works-
Hmm... Elle + Wan Ji = Trickster Duo (cause Rabbits and Foxes are often tricksters in mythology) Nezha + Wan Ji = Lotus Duo Yin + Jin + Wan Ji = Skulk Trio or Earth Trio maybe? (both terms for groups of Foxes, the first a hunting party of Foxes, and the second, a mother and her kits) I like earth a bit more too because Yin and Jin are metals and Wan Ji's color palette is very earthy Wan Ji + Lu + Jing Yi = Feng Shui Trio Elle + Wan Ji + Macaque = Yin Trio Yin Trio + the Twins = Eclipse Gang Macaque x Wan Ji = DarkChocolate or Nocturnal or maybe Latenight Coffee? something along those lines There are a couple other relationships but you don't know about those yet S O
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soapiemomorphine · 1 year
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Here’s a post of the Disaster Twins’ Dynamic in my separated Rottmnt au!
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This Leo grew up feral in the sewers in Staten Island, and met Donnie (who was an only child at the time) and Splinter when he was 11.
- Donnie didn’t always act all touchy feely with Leo until after he got rlly sick and almost died
- April is the first human that Leo let touch him, and April will always be Leo’s favorite human
- Leo started learning English at age 11 as a result, he’s very smart and a good learner, and he already knew basic words like ‘hungry’ ‘food’ and ‘water’, but he also knows a lot of names for drugs and curses much to Splinter’s dismay
- Leo is hella good at mimicry (like Tarzan from the Disney movie level of mimicry- he can make a convincing gunshot sound effect) he’s definitely caused multiple in-fights in gangs and grown men to shit their pants bc he’s rise Leo at heart, therefore a trickster
-In this Au, Donnie actually encourages Leo’s puns, because it takes a higher level understanding of English to make a pun that makes sense
- Donnie is hella resourceful, he had to make the sewer water clean, and hack multiple atm’s and street cams to look for his brothers
-he didn’t focus on making a battleshell however, since he didn’t have any non-soft shelled brothers to compare himself to or wrestle with, he does make it tho, after he meets Leo
-Leo is at one with with NYC pigeons/j, he’s friends with pigeons and the crows
Check out the next post!
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quirkwizard · 2 months
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So recently I have been on a huge tabletop RPG kick so I thought it would be fun to talk about Class 1-A playing their own tabletop game, both the characters they'd play and how they'd be as players. For the sake of this, I will be writing in the context of Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition since that's the system myself and others would be the most familiar with.
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Rikido Sato: Half Orc Life Cleric Doesn't really get the game too much. Tends to forget the rules a lot and his own abilities. Just kind of picked a class at random. Is the king of bringing snacks and the like, all of which are homemade.
Mashirao Ojiro: Wood Elf Open Hand Monk Pretty average in all respects as a player. Not too remarkable in all respects. Doesn't realized how bad the monk is until they started playing, but is too attached to the character and their concept.
Koji Koda: Firbolg Shepard Druid Is only really here to hang out with his friends. Too shy to really do any roleplay with the rest of the gang, mostly doing small moments with his animals friends. Accidently made an overpowered build.
Minoru Mineta: Dhampir Phantom Rogue Knows the rules, but is a power gamer. Uses the game more as a power fantasy to look as cool as possible at all times, even if it is dumb, though will quickly panic if anything goes slightly wrong.
Hanta Sero: Gith Horizon Walker Ranger Really interested in all the lore and history of whatever the dungeon master came up with. The kind that dungeon masters either love or dread. Is the one constantly asking question and cracking the odd joke about it.
Toru Hagakure: Changeling Arcane Trickster Rogue Super big into the roleplay of it all and is always excited. Mostly took Changeling so she'd have the excess to play as many roles as possible. Probably makes little masks to remind people who she currently is.
Yuga Aoyama: Aasimar Glory Paladin Is insanely devoted to the role of the noble paladin, much to the detriment of everyone else. Likely says the line "But it's what my character would do more then any other player. Constantly hints at a backstory that nobody is biting on.
Mezo Shoji: Hobgoblin Gloomstalker Ranger Not the biggest into roleplay, does fairly well with the actual gameplay. Plays the typically reserved ranged. Tried to tie his and Koda's backstory together to try and take some of the stress off of him in terms of roleplaying.
Kyoka Jiro: Half Elf Whispers Bard Wasn't really sure about all of this before play and went with a bard because she liked the idea of playing music. It was a rocky start, but quickly got into it and started having fun. Will make custom songs and playlists for the party, as well ambient tracks and battle music.
Denki Kaminari: Air Genesi Storm Sorcerer Wanted to try it out because it was popular. Went with something he thought was cool and did not expect it to be so complicated. Needs to be constantly handed the book and remined of the rules in order to make sure he gets it. The amount of math hurts his head. Eijiro Kirishima: Goliath Giant Barbarian Like Denki, wanted to get into because it was popular. Bakugou helped a lot with building the character. Has a lot of fun smashing stuff. Plays his role pretty well, even if his character doesn't go beyond the nice brute whose name is very close to Kirishima's own.
Mina Ashido: Satyr Glamour Bard One of the students the most into the roleplaying. Is very light hearted and goofy about the whole thing. Can play a lot in bard stereotypes because she thinks it's funny. Another instigator, though mostly from her getting too into character at the worst of times. Fumikage Tokoyami: Tiefling Fiend Warlock Has been playing the game the longest and super familiar with all of it. Always makes characters he thinks are "cool", which means are super gothic and depress, both in class and in race. Does occasionally have Dark Shadow dress up and roleplay as his patron. Ochako Uraraka: Fairy Zealot Barbarian Ochako just wants to smash stuff. She has a lot of fun rolling dice and doing cool stuff with her friends, both good and bad. Likes playing the typically pixie before going nuts. Can be an instigator, but tends to backtrack when she realizes just how badly it goes wrong. Tsuyu Asui: Halfling Moon Druid Like Koda, is mostly here to have fun with friends. Often plays mediator both in and out of character. Does a good job with roleplaying thanks to how much she had to play pretend with her simplies. Always causes a riot whenever she becomes a dinosaur. Shoto Todoroki: Hill Dwarf Fighter Champion One of the worst players both in game and in roleplay. Played a character Izuku basically made for him. Is somehow still one of the best because he is constantly getting amazing rolls at the most critical moments, much to the frustration of Bakugou.
Katsuki Bakugo: Custom Lineage Chronurgy Wizard Powergamer, no question. He knows the rules back and forth to make the most broken build possible. Acts like D&D is a game you can win, even when it comes to roleplaying. Not a full on murder hobo, but by far the biggest instigator in the group.
Tenya Iida: Warforged Devotion Paladin Very much devoted to the rules, both in and out of the game. Gets confused when people say that he's doing a good job at playing a robot. Collects a lot of dice. One of the best Dungeon Masters of any of the students, though can be rather controlling at times. Momo Yaoyorozu: High Elf Forge Cleric A really good player with the rules though can be pretty awkward with the roleplay with how much she tries to get into it. One of the best DMs in the class. Makes custom miniatures for everyone in the party. Puts a lot of money to make the ultimate game room. Izuku Midoriya: Variant Human Bladesinging Wizard The perfect player. Knows the roles, but focuses more on making characters. Takes the most notes, pay attention, and makes sure everyone is having fun and feels included. Likely gets roped into the role of dungeon master more then anyone else because of these reasons.
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marvelfanfn2187a113 · 8 months
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Supernatural Masterlist 2
Dean Winchester & Little Sister!Reader:
Sweet
Too Much
My Hero
Hold Me
My Job
Strong Enough
Need
Here For (big sister version)
Here For (little sister version)
Not You
Tickle…Spider?
Trade
Let You Down
Trust
Cuddle Buddy
Addiction
Dean’s Girl
Target Practice
Wandering
Face Your Fears
Sam Winchester & little sister!reader
Worry
Triggers
Abandon
Winchester Brothers & little sister!reader
Reunion
Reunion part 2
Book Dragon:
Girls’ Night:
Busted
Apple Pie
You’ll Never Guess
Family
Sleepyhead
Queen of Hell
It’s Me
Save Me, Brother
Steak and Pie
Jolly Holidays
Man’s Best Friend
My Turn
Sick Day
Confessions
Cuddle Day
Psych
The Loudest Silence
In Remembrance
Room for Two
Almost
A Broken Outing
Be Here
Hide and Seek
Always
Seat Belts Save Lives
Back Off
Heat of the Moment
No Big Deal
Party Time
Bring Me to Life
Universal Love
Something to Hold Onto (Sam & big sister, Dean & little sister)
Search and Rescue
Hope
Furry Friend
Bullies
Stupid Reasons
Heatwave
Love Language
The Family Business
All the Difference
Another
Useless
Band-Aids and Biker Gangs
John Winchester & daughter!reader
Princess
Rage Monster
One Big Family
To Save a Life
Long Day
Team Free Will 2.0 & Winchester!reader
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One Big Family
Team Free Will & Winchester!reader
Best Friends
The Good In You
Prom Night
Big Family
Fight Club, Part 2
Bed time
Like Father, Like Daughter
Castiel & Winchester!reader (platonic)
Guardian Angel
Caretaker
Let It Out
Take Care
Dean Winchester & Daughter!reader
Quality Time
Daddy’s Girl
Hexed?
Sam Winchester & Daughter!reader
Just Like You
Hotheads
Dean Winchester x reader
Opposites React (rugby player au)
Sam Winchester x reader
Home Sweet Home
Gabriel & Winchester!reader (platonic)
Trickster’s Pet, part 2
Rowena Macleod & Winchester!reader (platonic)
Auntie Row
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ckret2 · 10 months
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Masterpost for Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher fic
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If you're new here, this is one of those fics where Bill comes back in a human body and is imprisoned in the Mystery Shack until the Pines & friends can figure out how to kill him (which they won't, because this is also a "Bill's redeemed through the power of improbable friendship" fic). The "Goldilocks" is because the Pines need a code name other than "Bill Cipher" to call their prisoner, and Bill liked Mabel's suggestion best.
For all my fic, art, doodles, upcoming scene excerpts, and posts about characterization & plot plans, see my #bill goldilocks cipher tag.
New chapter every Friday!
For just the fic itself, here are all the current chapters:
⛓️ 1. Bill returns, in a bedsheet toga.
⛓️ 2. Bill tries to murder the Stans and Soos (with time travel).
⛓️ 3. Dipper and Mabel save the day (with time travel).
⛓️ 4. A tense evening as the Pines prepare to get rid of Bill.
⛓️ 5. Plot twist: the Pines physically can't get rid of Bill.
⛓️ 6. The gang goes to a diner at 3 a.m. for hostage negotiations.
⛓️ 7. "How'd Bill get here" flashback; plus, entering his new prison.
💇‍♀️ 8. Bill gives himself a haircut and depression.
💇‍♀️ 9. Bill & Ford grudgingly have a sincere conversation; regret it.
💇‍♀️ 10. The kids decide Bill won't ruin their summer. Also: Pacifica!
🧚 11. Mabel gives Bill the most beautiful makeover ever. (It's not.)
🧚 12. Pacifica advertises Harry's Hairy Fairy Formula. Bill wants it.
🧚 13. Pacifica refuses to share; the twins discover its side effects.
🧚 14. Mabel wins Bill's eternal friendship with arts & crafts.
💭 15. Bill, Ford, and Dipper have nightmares that are Bill's fault.
💎 16. Ford has a fun day with Mabel but everything goes wrong.
💎 17. The day goes right again thanks to healthy communication.
🐿️ 18. Mabel's Guide To Local Animals, co-starring Bill Cipher.
🧊 19. Wendy snoops into the weird things happening in the shack.
🧊 20. Wendy meets the weird thing (it's Bill).
🎂 21. Stan & Ford's birthday party! Bill gives evil gifts.
💭 22. Bill "helps" Dipper's nightmares; no one knows his motive.
👁️ 23. Bill's ex is back in town and nobody's happy about it.
👁️ 24. Everyone's even less happy to learn Bill has a sex life.
🧿 25. Mabel and Bill make friendship bracelets! :)
🧿 26. The Pines take Bill to the mall. He wears terrible things.
🧿 27. Bill breaks Mabel's heart (and panics to fix it).
🏳️‍🌈 28. Bill talks his way into going with Wendy to Rainbow Club.
🎃 29. Bill contacts the Henchmaniacs on Summerween morning.
🎃 30. Costume making. Mabel pries into Bill's past, with crayons.
🎃 31. The Trickster's pals trick-or-treat; and Bill terrifies Dipper.
🪮 32. Dipper & Mabel make a poppet to control Bill.
🦷 33. Stan takes Bill to the dentist. In handcuffs.
🦷 34. Dentist & tooth fairy attack. Stan & Bill are still handcuffed.
🦷 35. Bill & Stan reach a painful understanding and stop the fairy.
🛁 36. Anime night; and Mabel makes Bill do community service.
🛁 37. Bill plots escape and runs into Wendy. Dipper panics.
🛁 38. Bill has the worst and stupidest day of his afterlife.
🌅 39. A cultist finds Bill; Bill tries to re-recruit Ford.
🚙 40. Gideon broadcasts car commercials; invokes Bill's wrath.
🚙 41. Bill apologizes for bullying Gideon. lol no he blackmails him.
🌕 42. Bill tells Dipper secrets of the universe; predicts an eclipse.
🌖 43. Gravity is disappearing; Ford and Fiddleford investigate.
🌗 44. Ford & Dipper drag Bill hiking; Bill faces his death.
🌘 45. Ford demands answers Bill can't give as totality looms.
🌑 46. Totality. Bill decides whether Ford lives or dies.
🌒 47. Bill feels rotten but finally explains the eclipse.
🌓 48. Bill has a complete mental breakdown.
🌔 49. The gang limps home. (Plus: a second dimensional eclipse.)
COMING SOON:
50. Bill finally processes that mental breakdown.
This fic will start crossposting to Ao3 after The Book Of Bill comes out, because I have my fingers crossed that I'll be able to make it TBOB-compatible with light edits but won't know til then. Until then, read it here!
This post was last updated April 27, 2024! If you're seeing this post as a reblog and it's been a while since then, check back on the original post to see if more's been added!
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I SAW YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN! I know this is such a basic idea but I adore the idea of Alfie and his wife going to get another puppy or doggo as a sort of 'companion' for Cyril bc Y/N would definitely believe that "Cyril deserves his own companion too Alfie 🥺", I love your fics so much and thank you for the blessing of your work angel ❤️
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Initially Alfie wasn't really on board when it came to getting another dog, but not for the reasons you might think.
He was afraid Cyril would feel replaced by the new puppy.
Yes, he was a more caring man than he'd initially let on, but still Alfie was convinced that you fell for his whole song and dance about "no more bloody dogs an' that is final, that!" and he wouldn't have to explain.
Of course you didn't believe him, not even for a second. You knew Alfie better than anyone, but not even your reasoning could get through that tough and stubborn exterior.
Sometimes Alfie got too deep in one of his foul moods and you just had to wait it out.
He of course remained convinced that you believed his poorly constructed facade and that would be the end of that.
Unfortunately for Alfie, his wife remained something of a certified expert in dealing with his moody nature and so you devised a plan.
A plan as cunning as that husband of yours.
You already knew that with Alfie the more revealing truths of his character were the things carefully left out of the narrative and so tricking him remained the only option.
But tricking a trickster, well, that looked roughly as easy as stealing from the king of thieves.
So you took a page out of your husband's book and terrorised Ollie until he joined your little charade.
"Mrs. Solomons, I'd rather we didn't sneak around the office..." "But I am Mrs. Solomons, aren't I?" "Well, yes...?" "So what's mine is his I reckon, blah, blah, blah, 'till death do us part, all that jazz, now hold the door for me, will ya?" "Mrs. Solomons, but your husband doesn't like it!" "Cheer up Ollie, darling, I'll just be a second! Now, where does he keep the bandages?" "Mrs. Solomons, are you... Fuck! What is that?!" "That is a dog, darling, don't look so shocked... Hand me that bottle." "Mrs. Solomons, I know what dogs are and this ain't it!"
You see, the charade had to be believable.
It had to work.
So the dog had to mean something more than just a dog, you had to give it all a believable story.
As fate would have it, you overheard your neighbours gossiping about a gang holding illegal dog fights near Whitechapel.
So you recruited four biggest members of Alfie's gang and got yourself a dog.
Or two.
Or ten.
"Got" would be the term used loosely here, truth be told you stole them all and ordered the men behind the ring executed, but potato, potat-oh.
All of the poor creatures were given a good loving home, except one that looked both the scariest and the most injured.
That one you decided to keep and with Ollie's reluctant help you managed to clean up most of his wounds.
Perhaps the greatest surprise of all was Alfie's reaction.
Contrary to his usual habits he said nothing as soon as he entered the office.
He looked at you, then at the dog, then at Ollie.
You chose your best impression of a deer in the headlights for the occasion.
(Granted, Ollie got the worst of the squinting and a very menacing hum thrown in there just to let him know who's boss and that the aforementioned was very much disapproving of the impromptu gathering in his own private office, thanks very much.)
As soon as Ollie left, though, the dog was given a proper introduction and all your worries left you when you saw Alfie smile under all that beard and initial suspicion.
You figured, though, that if you were to keep your husband on your toes, you'd expect nothing less in return.
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Kinktober 2022 Mini Masterlist
Note: All of these drabbles are under the premise that all parties involved are consenting to the actions held within them unless otherwise stated (mainly: voyerism).
To be posted in order starting October 1st:
Day 1
Yandere!Wolf!Bang Chan + Marking & Possession
Tentacle Monster!Baekhyun + Size
Day 2
Witch Hunter!Yunho X Witch!Reader + Masturbation & Bondage
Goddess!Seulgi + Exhibition & Praise
Day 3
Yandere!Prince!Jongin + Mistress & Orgasm Denial
Yandere!Demon!Felix + Body Worship & Face Sitting
Day 4
Yandere!Gang Leader!Yuta + Knife & Body Worship
Yandere!Dragon!Hakyeon + Size & Praise
Day 5
Yandere!Seonghwa X Hybrid!Reader + Breeding & Edging
Prince!Dino + Cockwarming & Praise
Day 6
Kitsune!Jaemin + Mistress & Bondage
Yandere!Vampire!Hyunjin + Size & Asphyxiation
Day 7
Ghost!Wooyoung + JOI & Praise
Yandere!Prince!Sehun + Overstimulation & Possession
Day 8
Yandere!Bang Chan + Daddy & Breeding
Choi Minho X Succubus!Reader + Body Worship & Praise
Day 9
God!Kyungsoo + Oral Fixation & Masturbation
Demon!Seulgi + Blood & Mistress
Day 10
Yandere!Tentacle Monster!Shotaro + Overstimulation & Body Worship
Yandere!Wolf!Jongho + Marking & Size
Day 11
Shapeshifting Knight!Mingyu X Princess!Reader + Cockwarming & Praise
Han Jisung + Masturbation & Exhibition
Day 12
Alien!Baekhyun + Oral Fixation & Body Worship
Yandere!Incubus!San + Bondage & Breeding
Day 13
Yandere!Changbin + Size & Mistress
Yandere!King!Hongjoong + Cockwarming & Exhibition
Day 14
Kitsune!Chanyeol + Breeding & Possession
Demon!Taeyong + Bondage & Asphyxiation
Day 15
Royal Guard!Bang Chan X Princess!Reader + Voyerism & Edging
Yandere!Jeno + Bondage & Sensory Depravation
Day 16
Incubus!Wonwoo + Cockwarming
Yandere!Wolf!Wooyoung + Breeding & Exhibition
Day 17
Yandere!Hybrid!Sehun + Marking & Possession
Servant!Hyunjin X Princess!Reader + Praise & Edging
Day 18
Tentacle Monster!Xiaojun + Asphyxiation & Overstimulation
Yandere!Prince!Seonghwa + Masturbation & Voyerism
Day 19
Yandere!Demon!Taeyong + Possession & Body Worship
Demon!Sehun X Angel!Reader + JOI & Praise
Day 20
Necromancer!Taemin X Princess!Reader + Knife & Blood
Yandere!Demon!Yuta + Marking & Breeding
Day 21
Yandere!Vampire!Yunho + Daddy & Possession
Tentacle Monster!Seulgi + Oral Fixation & Orgasm Denial
Day 22
Angel!Jihoon X Demon!Reader + Size
Prince!Haechan + Praise & Cockwarming
Day 23
Fae!Minseok X Queen!Reader + Biting & Body Worship
Yandere!Vampire!Seonghwa + Blood & Edging
Day 24
Wolf!Bang Chan + Mistress & Cockwarming
Symbiote!Jungwoo + Edging & Sensory Depravation
Day 25
Yandere!Prince!Yeosang + Face Sitting & Orgasm Denial
Yandere!Jeno + Voyerism & Masturbation
Day 26
Siren!Renjun + Mommy & Face Sitting
Yandere!King!Yunho + Body Worship & Overstimulation
Day 27
Wolf!Minseok + Bondage & Asphyxiation
Demon Prince!Wooyoung X Angel!Reader + Sensory Depravation & Orgasm Denial
Day 28
Alien!Jungwoo + Breeding
Siren!Hyunjin + Oral Fixation + Queen
Day 29
Yandere!Mingi + Overstimulation & Bondage
King!Johnny X Peasant!Reader + Oral Fixation & Sensory Depravation
Day 30
Yandere!Vampire Prince!Taemin + Marking & Blood
Snake Hybrid!Jongin + Sensory Depravation & Asphyxiation
Day 31
Yandere!Trickster!Hongjoong + Overstimulation & Face Sitting
Yandere!Ghoul!Jaehyun + Blood & Possession
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