#these children are my absolute babies

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now- #Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: Has anyone seen Damian?

Dick: I think he was going to go somewhere with Jon and Billy.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Jason: Pretty sure they were going to an art museum.

Tim: Why would they do something like that?

Meanwhile

Jon: You know, the Mona Lisa is smaller than I thought it’d be.

Billy, looking at an enormous painting on the other wall: How does someone even paint something that big?

Damian: Oh, we’re definitely going to the Sistine Chapel next.

Jon: Ooh, and then we can get pizza.

Billy: And gelato.

Damian: Obviously.

Meanwhile, back in Gotham

Dick: Wait, does someone need to go pick the boys up from the museum?

Bruce: Damian just texted and said they’re going for pizza.

Tim: You know, that’s much more what I would have expected from them.

Jason: Look, just because YOU are a little uncultured piece of-

#put three boys together with access to money and superpowers #and try to tell me they wouldn’t end up halfway across the world on a random Tuesday #I don’t think so #unsupervised children with superpowers what could possibly go wrong #damian wayne #jon kent #billy batson my baby #billy batson #and hey #Damian did tell his dad they were going to get pizza #Damian would absolutely make his friends go to the louvre #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam #batkids

[satans-knitwear]

taking selfies with dogs is rly difficult okay. i deserve a medal. and they deserve treats for putting up with me.

#the gif of baby belle trying to swipe off the bunny ears i am giving her is my absolute fave #how is she so precious!?😭😭😭😂😂😂 #my beloved creatures #fluffy children #they have been looking after me today!! #dogs are better than people #silly hours are all the hours

[missxiumore]

Nothing has ever made exo's dynamic make sense more than finding out that apart from xiumin they were all the youngest sibling growing up...

#can you imagine #its the spoiled baby sibling avengers #and some of those age gaps are BIG as well i just know they were getting everything they wanted growing up #then we have xiumin #our resident token older sibling #he absolutely radiates older sibling energy #zoning out and barely paying attention while the rest of the exos are screaming at each other?? #man knows hes not getting what he wants and hes used to it #and then the chinese members are obviously all only children as well??? #someone please save my man kim minseok hes the only person in the whole group who knows how to compromise #exo #xiumin #kim minseok #suho #kim junmyeon #baekhyun #chen #kim jongdae #chanyeol #do kyungsoo #kai #kim jongin #sehun #my post

[kinokoshoujoart]

each of the bachelors’ kids’ have potential chapter 4 diary entries wondering why dad married you…

bitterly pragmatic guesses all around

#gordy’s and gustafa’s kids didn’t even try they just went ‘seems ooc lmao’ #y-yeah it was just because he didn’t want to work hahaha #(absolutely cannot let him know that the town shipped him to my door so we wouldn’t go extinct #and also that i accepted some gigolo offer from him. shameful) #i love how both gustafa’s and rock’s children slowly realize their dad is a sugar baby

[sunnibits]

you are so fucking right about babies. baby naps are hardcore the most cutest naps ever. i love babies i feel like that’s an unpopular around here but they’re just so cute. anyway real footage of me anytime i see a baby

REALLLL ME TOOOO!!! I’m always just like. holy shit a baby. holy shit ur so small. dude I hate to alarm you but um. did u know ur so small. like. are you aware that you are in fact just a little guy. itty bitty even. and the baby’s just like: 👁👄👁

anyways this is a real image of me at work every Saturday

#mr wiggles my absolute fucking beloved. the cutest fucking little guy ever #fr tho I don’t get why so many ppl on tumblr are so fucking mean to kids like 😭😭 #I get that society has made you absolutely exhausted of the way we’re all expected to have kids and treat them like miracles but also. #babies are actually cute and special unfortunately. like they actually are sick as hell if u give them a chance. #I know not everyone wants a baby but I feel like the mere concept of the way children perceive the world fits in very well with the tumblr - #- populations general philosophy of romanticism and enjoying little experiences in life #idk. maybe I think about things too much. but that’s just my thought #ask box #anyways I would kill fifty armed men in cold blood for even my least favorite kids at work and that is a promise #they may drive me crazy but I would take a bullet for them without hesitation #doodles

[sysig]

The most cherubic little golden-haired baby boy (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #Max Vyer #I am already so weak to Max why do I do this to myself #He's so cute!! Ah!! #Tiny child who deserves the world <3 <3 I love him #He Must have been the absolute cutest kid spoiling him is just - it's the Correct Choice! What other choice is there!! #If he's androgynous as an adult he definitely would've been mistaken for a girl as a kid tho lol #I feel like he'd look a lot like baby!Liquid Snake and I've always loved how soft and fluffy he looks in Les Enfants hehe <3 <3 #Perfectly downy towhead what a delicate child! And then he opens his mouth lol #Loud and brash and impulsive and opinionated ♪ #And definitely not me continuing to project I just look okay- #Maybe just a little lol #I have my own childhood hair-related experiences that if I happen to give them away it's fine lol #I love his vanity <3 #Stubbornly rooted in childhood indignation! I just think it's a charming idea haha #Unbiased of course ahem lol #Can you tell I like children of rich parents being talked down to and getting mad about it lol - this felt so Kaylie Ann while I was drawing #A bit younger and less manipulative but just as angry! Max a bit more honest hehe <3 #Maybe if he was dressed in more masculine kid's clothes lol that collar suits his adorability but ♪ #Baby Max in a tiny tux ;; The cutest party clothes! #Plus the idea of Max and Dex wearing matching suits <3 <3 More clothes! More cuteness! Get it all in under the line hehehe

[evaningotham]

jason todd volunteers at his local library

#its a headcanon but its my favorite #he reads to kids #just absolutely massive man sitting on a tiny stool reading childrens books to babies #jason todd #red hood #red hood dc

[sucharandomwolf]

Jawbreaker Malto ❤️

#I love all the Malto children equally I promise #but Jawbreaker is an absolute precious baby who needs to be protected at all costs #AND PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE HES THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED OF THEM ALL #Transformers #transformers Earthspark #tfe #tf Earthspark #tf art #transformers art #Earthspark #transformers Earthspark jawbreaker #transformers jawbreaker #Earthspark jawbreaker #my art #art #digital art

[books4evermorr]

@avaetin

Had some questions (wanted to know some very specific unnecessarily detailed things) about the AU

•I need to know what is going on in Hades mind watching two primordials discuss his son with so much reverence lol

•Also I was wondering if maybe you are gonna go down the questioning-his-gender route for Nico? Like with all that Mother thing, and the switching between pronouns when talking about Ananke and then talking about him. Especially because his immediate reaction wasn’t discomfort when being called Mother or being referred to with she/her pronouns and even when khaos was like we can change his anatomy, instead of being uncomfortable by that he was only like actually that’s not the biggest problem 🤓☝️(loved that btw)

Like maybe not trans but more like gender fluid/ gender non conforming? Fits in with the can’t bound such powerful beings by the concept of gender thing.

Would love to know what you think. But him not going that path will be nice too and I practically melted when chronos said that he is perfect just the way he is 😭😭😭

•I have also been wondering is Leo alive?? Because the seven are going and annabeth is replaced by alabaster, does that mean Leo comes along too? I mean technically it’s a tsats plot rewrite so if the timeline is same that means he will be there. But he will show up later. So do they believe he is dead rn? Did he see this Nico is Ananke situation? As in is he in throne room rn? Or he is gonna come back later and would get a rundown and then proceed to make corny jokes? If he comes back later is calypso with him? What does she think about this because she is older than the gods right? And like does she choose to not accompany them to Tartarus or is there like laws and reasons stopping her or something? Also idk is caleo gonna be a ship or do they break up?

•Also the Apollo getting punished thing, I know Jason was stopped from dying because chronos, but do we get a time skip to directly the tsats part? Then what about Nico’s involvement in the last book? How does chronos feel towards Apollo (cause he has a crush on Nico lol) ? But more importantly how does he feel about his beloved befriending the Trogs (🥹) ? And also since time would have passed, there dynamic changed too? Like before they get the prophecy (do they still get one?) when nico hears the voices, chronos is defo there, so will we get a after-a-nightmare scene 😭 ?? Is Nico like comparatively at ease around him before they even head towards Tartarus? I am pretty sure you already have this figured out but I was still curious lol

This kind of got long 😅

Take all the time you need answering :))

And also if any of these lead to potential spoilers feel free to not answer them!! More than happy to wait and see things unfold

#this got so long because it’s all I have thinking about lately #some of my absolute fav ch 3 parts #was them mocking Zeus #sooo deserved #and when khaos was like — now your children? angels 😇 love them<3 love you<3 my babies <33 why is the world not like you!?? 😩 #and also how he didn’t spare anyone an actual glance??? yes >>>> #and literally every single thing that chronos says about Ananke 🤌🏻 #also btw I hope you don’t mind questions like this #i prefer this because when asks are answered you don’t get a notification (?idk atleast I don’t) #so i thought it was better asking in a post so I get reblog notification #but if you prefer questions in the ask box let me know I will ask there next time :)

[thewritingautisticat]

Saw the Tags

RANT TO ME

I need something to read pls

Hahaha you asked for it okay 🤣

Okay so my favorite little guy is my boi Peg, he's a very smol bean and is around 12 when he first shows up. He was born with some physical disfigurement, particularly some malformation of the face and a hunched back, as well as one leg that wasn't formed properly. That leg eventually gets amputated and he walks with a pegleg (hence the name Peg)

His parents abandoned him when he was an infant due to the disfigurement and he was sold into a Freak Show, where he lived for most of his childhood. It was extremely abusive and left him traumatized and with a lot of scars. Someone eventually helped him escape, and he got taken to a tavern cuz no one really knew what to do with him, so he's spent the last couple years basically working as an errand boy and bartender there. At 10-12 years old. But this is is like mild fantasy/olden days so no one really cares about keeping a child away from alcohol. It's not like a super great environment, but it's way better than the Freak Show and all the thugs and people there kinda just think of him as their little mascot or whatever so it's not too bad.

Anyway Peg is the purest bean, the sweetest little guy, never complains, works hard, is a literal beam of sunshine. Like literally I just wanna cry about him all the time. He's babey. And all he really wants is to be cared about. The tavern people do feel affectionate towards him but are just really rough and not super kind about it. He needs someone to love and take care of him.

Enter Caldren, my other favorite OC (okay I have a lot of favorites but these are pretty much the top two). Caldren. Sigh. I love him. I adore him. He's also incredibly stupid and stubborn. He's here because he's on a Revenge Quest™ to kill the guy who killed his parents (ah yes, cliche backstory my beloved). He's already committed arson and sort of accidentally abandoned his childhood-best-friend-who-has-a-crush-on-him-except-he's-not-aware-because-he's-stupid in his one-track obsession with revenge. He's convinced that once he kills this guy everything will be fine and he can fix all the problems he's already caused, except he just. Keeps. Making. Things. Worse. This boy. He's fifteen and his brain is not fully developed yet, which is the only excuse I have for him sometimes.

Anyway, he shows up at this tavern to try to get some training in how to commit murder, sees this Freak and literal child, and immediately decides that Peg is his brother now. He literally knows him for less than a day and is already pulling knives on people who dare be mean to him. And Caldren has SOOOO many issues, but the one thing he's got is he will literally do anything for the people he loves.

So Peg finally gets all the love and affection he needs and deserves. Caldren is so soft with him and slowly helps him to work through his trauma and fears. Caldren is so funny because he can go from Intense Murder Mode to the sweetest, cuddliest big bro in the blink of an eye. They're the actual epitome of "I'd kill for you" and "Please don't". Caldren is tall and brooding and dark and angsty, and Peg is so smol and sunshiney, and they're just so cute.

THEY'RE JUST THE BEST BROTHERS AND FOUND FAMILY EVER AND I LOVE THEM. I WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY ABOUT THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS.

😭😭😭😭😭

#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CHANCE TO RANT #i would say I'm normal about them but it's so absolutely not true #THEY ARE MY CHILDREN #MY BABIES #MY BLORBOS #i have art of them somewhere deep on my blog but i should post more #thank you for the ask! #😁😁☺️☺️😁😁 #writing #writers on tumblr #my oc stuff #peg #caldren #peg and cal #writeblr #asks answered

[thresholdbb]

Extremely normal about them

#I got a new nightstand and wanted to pay my respects #do I have TWO mutant Tom toys? absolutely I do #which means I have 6 salamander babies #also lmao at how toy Janeway sits #also WHY THE FUCK are Janeway’s accessories all pink smh #LISTEN I am very upset that my attention is now divided between having a job and my hyperfixation #back in the world of fighting institutionalized racism in an institution that does not want to confront its racism and I hate it #I’d put them at work but they don’t all know what a weirdo I am yet #I have to be at a middle school at seven in the morning why do we do this to children this is ridiculous #every day is threshold day #thresholdbb is threshold posting again

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Not my mom wondering why I don’t like her friend

I’m sorry 🙄 I’m sorry I don’t like your home wrecking friend who fucked a married man and THOUGHT he’d leave his wife for her

What a dumbass

#I have absolutely zero sympathy for her #‘oh but she’s an orphan and has no one’ me vale madre 😂 #that doesn’t excuse her from making shit choices #now she has a baby and zero support cuz broski gave up all parental rights #broski found out she was pregnant and said ‘NAH’ #broski doesn’t like children and he’s also in his 50s lmao he doesn’t have the lifespan for one #and dw he’s a fucking idiot too I hate his ass #literally a fucking prick idk what my mom sees in him as a friend #she has shit friends #he’s a cheater and she’s a home wrecker #and the poor wife is genuinely a sweet and wonderful person #she was in her 20s when she met him so that’s immediately gross like wtf dude there’s a reason why he’s aiming younger #dude is literally disgusting #I hate hiiiiiiiim #‘he groomed her’ she was a 20 something old adult ass woman shut the fuck up #stop infantalizing 20 year olds it’s so 🤡 #‘the brain isn’t formed until 25’ and yet somehow I knew better than to touch someone who’s taken all this time

[dredshirtroberts]

i have acquired a mystical and powerful ointment (hydrocortisone cream) from the village herbalist (rite aid) to assist with the curse set upon my bloodline from many generations ago (eczema)

#feel free to reblog #ironically this is the one thing i know the least about and it's the one i've known about for sure for the longest #never seen a doctor for it (everything online says you probably should) because my parents never took me #they told me that's what it was because that's what my dad had and it looked close enough #they also said i'd grow out of it like my dad did (just as he was growing back into it hmmmmm) #so i'm not like shocked that this is cropped up again i'm mostly like. annoyed? and sad. #i'm annoyed because like - they treated it so casually it was a non issue #get some anti-itch cream moisturize etc #and be quiet about it until it goes away #so it came back every now and then and i stopped telling them i was getting flare ups i'd just get into dad's cortizone and put some on #until it went away #there was never like a plan or a regimine in place for how to deal with it #dad's whole routine was preventative (lots and lots of baby oil) with the steroid cream you pick up at the pharmacy if there was a flare #and i didn't even know when he'd get a flare because it never got brought up - so i didn't know to look for patterns or anything #and now it's hitting me and has been for probably longer than i realized and i'm just like #*how do i take care of this???* *why is it not going away???* #and like yes i absolutely should also still see a doctor about it just to like. Fucking get shit in my records #jesus christ the realization that eczema isn't even probably in my medical records fucking hell #IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S AN IMMUNE RESPONSE AND DOCTORS PROBABLY NEED TO KNOW I'VE GOT A FUCKY IMMUNE SYSTEM IF THAT'S A THING #LIKE CHRIST IN HEAVEN MOM AND DAD A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR IS LIKE NORMAL FOR SMALL CHILDREN #FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DID I NEVER SEE A DOCTOR AS A CHILD FUCKING MARY MOTHER OF GOD MA WHAT THE FUCK

[dutybcrne]

No thoughts only knight trainees trailing after Kaeya like little ducklings

#hc; kaeya #//His childrens #//Dude has his favorites; yes (*coughcoughMika&Noellecoughcough*) but he adores them all #//Dude fathers so hard; he’s mother jdhfbfb #//Absolutely keeps tabs on all of them; most definitely would be like an embarrassing mom when they become official knights #//Would love to snatch them all up for the cavalry so he can watch over them more; but would respect their chosen company #//Deffo keeps his ears open for any info abt them and how theyre doing; if their company needs an extra hand or is in danger #//Mans would move SO gottdam fast to make sure they’re alright #//And the others in the company too; he supposes #//jdhdbdb #//Hes besties with those he promoted with and the year after; but like #//Around his third year of Cavalry captain; they were all basically babies to him #//So he regards them accordingly #//He is Very invested in the successes and wellbeing of all the trainees #//Thinkings courtesy of Xianyun’s SQ jfbfb #//Ironically not immediately posting for her tho I have MANY thinkings bouncing in my skull

[satans-knitwear]

I found a sticker on a squeaky toy:

Offended.

#Squeeze me #Your wish is my command. My fluffy overlords. #The household is not on top form at the moment so while they are all out i have an absolute shit-ton of work to do around the house #Hopefully i will have some time to do a cute look for us this afternoon #But in the meantime.... Have some silly puppers #My fluffy children. Soft and stupid babies. #Giant golden rosie looking innocent af. As if she hasnt destroyed 4 pieces of my nice lingerie lately. #Baby belle staring into the void as usual. The void is part of her. #Dogs are better than people