#they’re just waiting for an invitation

[celaenaeiln]

Dick: *in the middle of a mission that rapidly went south* Fuck me.

Roy, Kori, Barbara, Kara, Midnighter, Wally, and/or etc: *stripping* Gladly.

Dick: oH MY- I MEANT THE SITUATION-CIRCUMSTANCE-THE MISSION-NOT-FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON THE BOMB IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BLOW-

#they’re always ready #they’re just waiting for an invitation #Dick Grayson’s Harem of Older Men #Dick Grayson’s Harem of Redheads #Dick Grayson’s Harem of People He Acquired Just By Existing #dick grayson #nightwing #roy harper #arsenal #koriand'r #starfire #barbara gordon #batgirl #kara danvers #supergirl #midnighter #wally west #the flash #incorrect batfamily quotes #roydick #dickkory #dickbabs #dick x kara #birdflash #dicknighter

[elliesbelle]

NGL Y’ALL, y’all almost got the next chapter of ncty tonight, but instead i had to play therapist for a couple of 50+ year olds (my parents) all evening lol

#there’s so much drama in my family rn GOD #it’s a long story but essentially my little sister hasn’t spoken to my parents in months bc they were being assholes #and they’re being asshole crybabies about it and attempting to use me as the middle man #but i’m refusing lol and they’re mad and even madder that they’re not invited to her wedding next year LOOOOOL #just straight up throwing tantrums because i keep telling them to apologize and they don’t want to lol #anyway sorry i’ll try to finish up what i can for ncty tonight but it might have to wait til tomorrow idk #belle speaks

[fandomestloser]

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#just a lil vent #there’s this friend i was really close with for a while #and theyre not necessarily doing great but they’re trying to organise a get together #and theyve been putting off choosing a time and place and whatever because it’s too stressful for them #and on the one hand i kind of get it #but they already know exactly what they’re doing and they did the same thing last year so they could literally just do exactly that #and td a couple of our friends texted the gc and were like “so hey what’re we doing gotta know so i can save the date #and instead of just picking a park like they should’ve weeks ago #they sent me a massively long vent #without asking #when i’m really not in the headspace to deal with their crap #esp cause i’m honestly not with them on this #and i literally had to pick a place and time FOR them #like google places and pick something for them #and now they’re complaining about how they don’t feel like they fit with our group #but they never actually organise to do anything with people #they always wait to be invited somewhere instead of inviting others #so tbh i’m not that sympathetic to them #and i’m also mega pissed about the unsolicited vent #like if they’d asked i could’ve either said yes or set boundaries #and they just invited themselves to do it instead like #seriously #anyways it’s not that deep lol

[starberrysap]

i’ve suddenly been struck by the strong need for a benoit blanc batfamily crossover fic

#listen. LISTEN. #blanc gets hired by someone doesn’t really matter who maybe it’s bernard maybe it’s steph as a joke #to investigate the waynes during a week long public event or smth #or maybe he’s been invited over by alfred idk #wait blanc as bernard’s gay uncle who thinks he’s a little crazy but has good ideas sometimes #they have tea sometimes to talk oh it’s coming together #it just matters that he’s there and he’s immediately suspicious of the family #like there are just some strange things about these people and he just knows it #and his experience with fabulously wealthy people leads him to believe there are some exerts #maybe at one point he sees one of the kids go into a secret passageway or overhears a conversation #so he’s onto them #but of course worlds best detective meets worlds best detective and they’re butting heads #they’re both perfectly civil but keep trying to trip the other up into revealing their snooping/suspicious behavior #anyways i think it would be silly and funny and camp #if i ever finish my stuff for school i will write this #batfam #batman #benoit blanc #bruce wayne #crossover #dc comics

[stargazerlillian]

#🌠 #Meme Post #Geoffrey Rush #Never thought I’d be making another meme like this for another film festival almost one year apart but here we are.🤷‍♀️ #Anyways TIFF 22 begins today!!🙌🙌🙌 #Congratulations once again on being invited to another film festival for another Lifetime Achievement Award Geoffrey!✨🏆✨ #We all couldn’t be any happier for you if we tried. May you have a safe journey today... #... and may you have lots of fun meeting fans and teaching young minds what you know in your acting masterclass next Thursday! #I can’t WAIT to see the pictures from this event when they start coming in. They’re going to be so fabulous - I just know it!!

[soulphiav]

why am i so fucking awkward ughghhh

#this woman whom i love just like a mother have a beautiful little cafe #and she invited me today to go because it was going to be a recital of traditional mexican music and so i went alone #when i arrived they welcomed me and we chatted a little and then they left and i was just like standing in the middle of a corridor lol #i had a real good time because they’re extremely lovely people and i know they love me just as much as i love them #but i just can’t be more open with them. it’s hard for me to be open for people that aren’t my best friend or my mother and so #everytime we have a conversation it’s like Sofi how are you? and i am like fine. and they wait for me to tell more but there isn’t anything #to say because i am a very boring and odd person. i never do anything i don’t have many friends i don’t have a gf or bf and whatever #i wish i wasn’t so shy. i wish i could walk into a room and feel safe

[edandstede]

my fiancé told his workmates about our wedding plans and they were so happy and excited for us 🥰

#quill to paper #personal #apparently they mentioned that his wedding was the only one they were waiting for #(because the rest of them are married or don’t want to be) #and he was like ‘WELL…’ #hehe they’re all invited obvs #i’m just ❤️❤️❤️

[sluttyten]

My social anxiety hates being invited anywhere, especially if I’m arriving alone and don’t know where to find everyone else

#currently me at a pool party at a public pool trying to find my group bc they’re not in the party room and there’s a lot of people at the #actual pool and my heart is pounding 56 miles a minute #and I feel like no one’s answering me and I can’t just wait in this room for another 45 minutes until the next girl gets here #so instead I’m standing in the party room on tumblr hoping someone answers me to calm my anxiety just a smidge but also it’s a pool so they #aren’t answering but like I know they’ve got to have their phones nearby #also it’s 3 billion degrees outside so I know I’m gonna probably dehydrate myself out there and get sunburnt #if 1 of them could just answer me that would be great #also I don’t even like pools I’m just here bc I feel bad always turning down invitations to hang out with people I work with #and bc this poor sweet girl half of her family isn’t even showing up to her party for shitty reasons so I feel like I have to be here #I knew I should’ve gotten here earlier but I didn’t want to be first and now there’s no one else in the room so maybe I should’ve been first

[reasoncourt]

I’m going out with everyone i knew from high school. pray for me 🙏

#i invited one girl out #and all day it’s been ‘can x come’ ‘oh wait what about y?’ ‘hey can y bring z?’ #i want to diiieeeeee lmao #it’s fine it’s fine #they’re all fine #i just really wanted to have a low key night #but I’m incapable of saying no #sursh.pers #dl

[reaumantic]

lol i hope my parents know that the second i’m out, that’s it.

#they’re in there talking abt kicking me out for thanks giving im here with my 30 rental applications like ‘go ahead 😊 lets light this candle #just cause they’re idiots abt covid lmao. sorry that i don’t think you should invite people over when you’re sick! #sigh and i was just here thinking hmm maybe i’ll wait a month for my savings to bounce back but nah we gotta go‼️

[adobodemon]

People at my workplace are so nice to me awwweee it’s really gonna break their hearts when I leave for a better place in a month’s time

#anthy&tea #i just weigh them being vocally grateful for my work and inviting me to lunch and corp parties #vs me not getting paid enough for all the work that is solely on my shoulders #and me having to wait a whole year for basic benefits like healthcare and vacation time #and doing work that I ultimately do not care for nor does it help me grow in my career #and the weight just SLAMS on to the table on the ‘gtfo of here’ side #I’m wondering if they’re being extra nice to me now bc they can tell I’m getting sick of this shit lol

[witcheryen]

idk if this is an autism thing or a gender thing or an arospec thing or if I’m just built different but whenever I make a new guy friend I simply Cannot be normal about it (internally). particularly if they’re a year or two older than me and I think they’re cool™️ it is basically guaranteed that I will go through a phase where I desperately need their validation and attention for a couple of weeks until my brain resets to Normal Social Interaction capabilities. idk. it’s like a crush but for friendship. and I know about the squish concept, it’s just weird that this has been such a recurring pattern since elementary and it’s not so much “I wish we were friends” but more “okay we are friends and I need us to be BESTIES”

edit: having slept I think this is 33% neurodivergent urge to slam on the new dopamine button until it stops working; 33% "time to base my entire personality/gender presentation around any person I vaguely admire"; 33% "what are friendships with cishet guys supposed to look like, anyway"; and 1% idk man I just need everyone to like me so much

#typing this out makes it sound very silly lol #idk it is just a thing that happens #and I have kind of gotten used to waiting it out #like ok. we are hyperfixating on this guy today I guess. #because he has good takes on francophone pop music. #is it because guys don’t typically show affection in certain ways and I’m like… #okay we’ve reached the stage of friendship where you invite me to go get vegan sushi with you? #but that doesn’t happen because they’re straight dudes? #anyway #laurel.txt

[ask-aph-angel-canada]

ooc but i just got my quince dress so here it is

(ignore my hand, it kinda looks like roblos)

#ooc teehee #ITS OFFWHITE N I LIKE IT A LOT cuz i wore it with a crown when trying it on #i’m gonna get it smaller tho cuz apparently i’m a smol petite lil girl 🥺 #no idea who i’m gonna dance with #but hopefully they’re cool #anyways guys omfg. #my ex texted me the other day and was like ‘hey this is ur ex; i’m texting u from my new number so you can block me’ #bro what 💀 #there’s no way i would’ve gotten his new number; it just made it look like he wanted to talk to me like bruhh #AND WHEN I ASKED HOW I WOULD EVEN GET HIS NEW NUMBER HE SAID ‘well id somebody i knew leaked it-‘ bro why would i text a random number🗿 #i started insulting him calling him stupid and saying he stoops rlly low and is like; a lot of bad things soooo #i ended it with ‘(their ex friend) was right about everything #-never message me again’ #ok that sounds super mean but it was deserved; he shared my insecurities with his friends like it was nothing. he’s just mad that he has #to repeat a grade while i get to do AP classes lol 😋 anyways that was it #can’t wait for my quince tho #u guys will be invited ‼️‼️ #anywyas i want to smooch piers from swsh #jkjk

[bblgumgum]

GOING BACK TO MEXICO NEXT YEAR IM SO EXCITED !!!!!

#gummy.txt #the drive is gonna be worth it ong #IM JUST SO GLAD WE HAVE WIFI IN THE HOUSE THERE NOW #heh my parents told me to invite mug bcs they’re my bestie ever and hopefully it all works out #i can’t wait to see the mountains on the way there they’re always so pretty #I CANT WAIT TO GET MORE BOOTLEG DVDS

[writingwife-83]

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[lxnarphase]

keep it quiet ๋࣭ ⚝

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : g. satoru + g. suguru + n. kento + h. hiromi + f. toji + k. shiu + k. choso + r. sukuna + h. kinji + t. fumihiko + t. aoi ☾₊‧⁺...cw : college au, 'we have to be quiet' trope, unprotected sex ☾₊‧⁺...synopsis + a/n : this is based off an old ask from my old account that i just HAD to redo but for the jjk men : "which of the jjk men would fuck you when visiting your parents in your childhood home?"

who teases you the whole time ↴

g. suguru ; oh, he’s an asshole, acting like an innocent angel when in reality he’s slipped his hand into the back of your sweatpants several times today, giving your ass a squeeze when your parents weren’t looking. you nearly curse him out when he ‘squeezed past’ you, his hand on your waist pulling you against him as he makes sure you feel how hard he is through his pants. so it's no surprise when he whisks you away and has you pressed against your bedroom wall. 

“do you hear that? those dirty noises you making from me fucking you? bet you wanted this all day, didn’t you, princess?” “didn’t mean to go that deep…but might do it again, just like this. oooh, I like that noise you made, pretty girl, make it again for me.”

g. satoru ; satoru can sense you getting needy, pulling you to your bedroom the second your parents bid the two of you good night. it's technically his fault, just a few minutes before your parents said goodnight, he excused himself to the bathroom. you were confused when your phone buzzed and you saw a message from satoru, opening it just to see a picture of his hand wrapped around his dick. 

“didya plan this, baby? hm? for me to fuck you until you cream on my cock in your parents' house? so needy, my pretty little baby.” “such a whore f'me...you can’t stop thinking about my dick, look at how wet you got just from that picture. bet it feels good being stuffed with it now, right, baby?” "oooh, she's creamin' all over me, so pretty, i can't stop, can't fucking stop, so fucking pretty when you're all messy like this."

f. toji ; he acts like it’s not him who had you against the wall with his hands up your shirt and his tongue in your mouth literally seconds before your parents came back home from the store. the two of you are on edge, and the second your parents tell toji he is free from helping in the kitchen, he drags you away to your old bedroom down the hall to continue what he started. 

“you're not talkin', but fuck, you’re making so much noise down here, they’re gonna know, sweetheart.” “you gonna cum, mama? aww, pretty thing's gonna make a mess of my cock while your parents are down the hall waiting for us to come eat? fuck, do it, baby, cum all over my cock like a good girl.”

r. sukuna : it's some family get-together your parents invited you to, but you can barely focus on saying hi to everywhere with the way sukuna is draped over you, arms around your waist as he presses his hips into your ass as you talked to your parents. the moment you have the chance, you make some excuse about showing sukuna your childhood home, dragging him inside to your old bathroom. 

“you really wanted me, didn’t you? my pretty whore, sucking me back in, your squeezing me so tight.” “had to pull me away into the bathroom to fuck you stupid. tch, desperate slut." "you know your parents are literally right outside, what if they come back in? mm? come on, let me really fuck y'deep, give ya what you want.” 

h. kinji : he just wants to get on your nerves, seeing how bold you were acting in the car earlier about being your parents’ best kid, telling kinji what an angel you were in your parents’ eyes. sure, you still are the biggest sweetheart kinji has ever encountered but...little angel? oh, he couldn't wait to prove to you how that’s changed.

“’little angel’, huh? pfft, if only they knew what a slut their precious girl is. what if they walked in right now, seeing how their ‘good little angel’ is taking her boyfriend's dick like a dirty little slut?” “right there? is that where it feels good, cupcake? ohh, shit, baby, did you cum already? aww, you can keep going right?” "i know, i know, 's too much, 's too much, but you're takin' it like a champ, hun, just keep cummin' and let your man fuck you good, baby, pretty please?"

who is loud and doesn't care ↴

t. fumihiko : if you want to keep him quiet, you better kiss him or put something in his mouth to shut him up because he’s so lost in how good you feel that he can’t keep his volume down, knowing that your parents are probably watching tv downstairs.

“i-i can’t stay quiet, ‘m sorry, if we get caught i-i’ll make up to you, just-just lemme go faster, pretty please?” “ah, i know i said one more but can’t stop, n-need to cum again!" "’s already leaking out of you, hohmygodd...g-gotta fill you again, keep you nice and full of my cum, fuuuuck, ‘m gonna cum again!”

t. aoi : it's those damn sweatpants. the second he changed when you got to your parents’ house, you can fucking see his dick print when he sits down, the way he has to spread his legs not helping. you drag him into the bathroom with the intent to fix it, just to see this motherfucker isn't wearing underwear.

“aww, bunny, ya didn’t have t' lie. if you wanted me to fuck you so bad all you had to do was ask.” “saw you starin’ at it, you're not very subtle...you happy now that 'm fucking you full, bunny? shh, don't whine, babe, 's okay.” “so loud, they're gonna know i’m about to stuff you with my cum. hey, don't cover your mouth, it's alright, i'll buy 'em somethin' to make up for it, bunny.”

k. choso : as you sit next to him at the dinner table, you can feel his leg bouncing, rubbing up against yours. you press your hand to his leg, looking at him with a concerned face when you see how choso is sweating a little, his ears pink. all it takes is one glance down for you to see he got himself worked up. 

“i know, 'm sorry, 'm so sorry, b-bad timing but i need you. i’m so fucking hard. g-god, you're just so pretty and-and i gotta fuck you, i promise i'll do it nice 'n' good, you'll love it so much, baby.” “h-huh? fuck, i knoww, g-gotta be quiet but you feel so good. can i go harder? please? i know it’ll make noise, but need to go harder, wanna cum in you, wanna fuckin' stuff your pretty cunt full of my cum, babyyy.”

who manages to stay quiet ↴

h. hiromi : hiromi didn’t know what happened until you sat him on your bed, locking the door behind you before getting in his lap and pulling him into a deep kiss. he doesn’t know how thin the walls are so he opts to keep your lips on his so your moans don’t reach your parents in the living room.

“shhh…stay quiet, sweet girl. i know it’s a lot, but you have to be quiet.” “i can…see a little bump whenever i fucking slide back into you...god. what if i press down on it- oh fuck, don’t squeeze me like that, fuck.” “you’re squeezing me so tight, sweetheart, does it feel that good? yeah? hey, hey, shhh, come here. kiss me, don’t be too loud, kiss me when you cum.”

n. kento : kento is hushing you the whole time, not questioning the way you shook him awake while whispering his name. poor thing, he can instantly hear the desperation in your voice, the want and need to take care of you helping him wake up quicker. but your parents were above your room, so kento knows he had to keep you quiet. 

“nonono, let me take care of you darling. i don't mind, you just focus on staying quiet, i’ll make it all go away.” “mhm, i know i’m hitting your spot, angel, but you have to stay quiet. i know it feels good, i knowwwww, but stay quiet for me.” “shh, shh, you can do it, cum quietly like a good girl, i've taught you how to be a good girl, right? come on, be good, be a good girl for me, cum for me.”

k. shiu : it's 4am when he wakes you up, mumbling something about not being able to sleep. you don't even get the chance to ask him what's wrong before he pulls his pajama pants down, his cock slapping against his stomach as a thick stand of precum dripping down the base. he needs help otherwise he’ll be up all night.

"mm, angel, you're being too loud. be quiet for me, don’t need your parents hearing us.” “stop making so much noise before i fuck your mouth instead, or is that what you want?” “i should've had you like this in the first place...poor thing, always so noisy when my cock hits you this deep, right? mmn, just keep your ass up and your face in the pillow, baby, sound so pretty all muffled.”

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