#theyre ADORABLE r u kidding me

[cloudysarts]

can your uncle throw a party or what? 

#gravity falls #Stan Pines #Stanley Pines #Mabel Pines #Double Dipper #Gravity Falls Double Dipper #screenshot redraw #HAD to redraw this frame i am so obsessed with their outfits this episode #theyre ADORABLE r u kidding me #i hate stans stupid ugly fez but ill let it slide just this once #dont look at the disco ball reflections too hard i got lazy #also HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppyeared]

Doodlys from tonite

#I came in to work cause I thought I was late they texted me at like 9:15 like yeah your shift is at 10 today and I’m like SHIT #and by the time I get there they’re like did u text the boss u we’re gonna be late?? And I was like yea?? And they were like OMG YOURE #EARLY WE TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON AND I WAS LIKE OUUHHHH #I was supposed to start at 12 but they were like it’s ok you can start now and end early and I was like okie dokie #I have to resist the urge to scoop up little kids in a hug THEYRE ADORABLE there was a 4 year old in today he was like #I wanna be Sammy doll.. he’s wike- he’s wike patchy and creepy and I’m like sweetheart I have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re #So CUTEEE and he was talking about Sam from trick r treat but me and his dad were like what are you talking about 😭 #I love my job ALSO STOCKING IS A LOT OF FUN it’s fun walking around and putting stuff away it’s like running on autopilot yippee #My art #doodles #my oc #augusta #herschel #deltarune #utdr #utdr susie #susie deltarune #ralsei

[sanjisboyfie]

to help me sleep at night just random individual headcanons from various places of my brain (did it on my phone if typo ignore or u eill explode)

m!reader

if suguru is smoking and you come up to him:

option a: you smoke too, he lights your cigarette up w his lighter, cupping his hand over the flame to make sure it doesnt go out before your end is properly lit, OR he makes sure you have yours in your mouth, before leaning in towards you (his is in his mouth) and pressing the two ends together to make yours light off of his end, OR, he just insists on you two sharing the one hes already smoking, smirking as hes got infinite amount of indirect kisses lined up for him now

option b: you don't smoke, so he immediately stomps it out on the ground and blows the last hit he took into thr opposite direction of you so you dont ahve to smell it/smell like it.

satoru really loves embarassing you two in public, especially in his teen days. out of nowhere, really erotic noises would come from him - obviously unprompted and unprovoked - and he'd just start obnoxiously moaning your name...so fucking embarrassing. its like hes got the humor of a middle schooler. like youre in the arcade playing games w each other, he loses, and then he starts shaking the poor machine and jolting his hips back and forth AS IF hes getting railed when obviously hes FUCKING NOT and screaming "eugh!! uAgh!! HARDER [NAME]!! FUCK" and youre just trying very hard to get him to shut the fuck up

another satoru headcanon, loves gushing to u abt his lil nerd findings. when you were in highschool tgt, he would have you sit in front of him on his bed as he pointed to all the different mechanjcs his gundam figurine (bc he deffo collected them bye its ltr canon) has and going all nerdy by making silly noises like "pshhh! pfooo! baam!" as he makes them dance around in front of you. you just let him indulge you because hes honestly adorable whenever he does get rlly into it and not at all an annoying piece of shit, like he usually is. he might even rock ur bodies back and forth as hes doing all the sound effects too before setting the toy down and jus peppering kisses all over your face and neck. awww the little shit is being cute.

erm erm guys lemme cook w the one piece boys rq.

TRAFALGAR LAW...thats the headcanon.

ok obvs jk. but just imagine laws hands (gigglegiggle) and how theyre always in conract w u. mans cannottt keep his hands to himself. but nooo his hands needs to touch skin or else its not even worth it???? his fingers will slither beneath your shirt and grip onto your pelvis, or they'll go below your waistband and just run up and down your hipbone. if hes coming up from behind you his personal favorite is grabbing the back of your neck with his COLD ASS hands and watching you jump in genuine UNCOMFORTABLENESS and him jus laugh at u. then he kisses the spot he touched, covering the cold sensation w his warm lips. orrrr how about how he literally tugs you around w his hands. idk smth like pulling you inby yourbelt loops and forcing you to sit on his lap, no matter whos w u guys. or how hes always got his hand in yours so hes guiding you places/forcing you to stick near him

luffy gulp. luffy gulp gulp. the absolute sweetest sweetheart. probably loves kissing a lot. when u guys first started dating the only kisses hed accept were if u guys both looked like ducks and your lips were pursed to heaven and beyond. he thought it was rlly cute and liked how it felt. a very smiley teethy kisser if ykwim. 99.9% of ur kisses end up with him grinning ear to ear so youre basically kissing teeth stp but its ok hes babygirl it ok. luffy wants kissed for every single little thing. you gusy woke up? kiss. you guys r gonna eat breakfast? kiss. you guys r about to take a bath? kisses in the bath r fun!!!!! luffy is a kissing enthusiast. give him kisses wtfffff

tbh zoros a biter. like bro definitely bit kids when he was little. but MOVING ON FROM THAT. i mean: hes the type to bite as a form of affection. ABS IF U CANT SEE THE VISION IDC he definitely does. he sees your arms and thinks hmm i shd try eatin that in a very unserious way so he bites it when its in front of him and u genuinely look st him as if he has rabies. then he jus shrugs and ignores it??? which hello why is ur teeth imprinted in my skin rn ur jus gonna ignore it. if you guys r cuddling, he bites your bicep lightly to wake u up because hes too lazy to speak words. zoro rlly is "i no energy word bite yes" like dawg it does NOT work like that. bites your fingers sometimes when u hold hands....then licks it better when youre abiut to dcold him. the thing is this is all v nonchalantly done. like he rlly doesnt see how odd this is so he just does it and then cotninues on as if it isnt lowk v odd and abnormal. bites a lot. (he a freakazoid) dont let him rest his hesd between your legs for nap time he will definitely bite the inside of your thighs and that hurts like a bitch. next thing yk hes biting too close and taking off ur dick. do not risk it w this man.

#male reader #jjk headcanon #satoru headcanon #suguru headcanon #luffy headcanon #one piece headcanon #trafalgar law headcanons #satoru male reader #suguru male reader #trafalgar law male reader headcanons #luffy male reader #zoro headcanons #roronoa zoro x male reader #roronoa zoro headcanon #zoro male reader

[lucluvr]

Zhongli and his children !!

helloo im here again. i wrote this at my job during my lunch break bcos im having very intense zhongli brainrot. i saw this artwork on here abt single dad zhongli and like i got this idea !! so yeah enjoy 💗💗

note: the ganyu n xiao x reader r like plationic btw !! and u calling the kids cute is parental cuteness IF THAT MAKES SENSE. please dont be weird abt it theyre little kids in here n i think tiny xiao is so cute i wanna keep him safe so PLEASE dont be weird about this it’s PLATONIC 😭😭 the only romantic ship in his is reader n zhongli so yeah 😭🙏 and the art before the cut is by its.kensho on tiktok !!!

no warnings, just pure fluff and love, zhongli loves his children so much ☹️💗💗

:readmore:

— meeting the little ones:

“im not so sure about this, li…what if they hate me?” you clutch onto his sleeve, anxiety bubbling in your stomach. today zhongli’s introducing you to his kids. it’s terrifying. you’ve heard how lovely they are, you’ve seen photos, they’re so cute. you want them to like you so bad.

“my love i promise you, everything will be okay,” he frowns slightly. he pulls you closer, grasping your hand in his. he lays a small kiss on the forehead. so gentle, so loving. you look up at him smiling slightly.

he really does love his kids, he talks so much about them. seeing the adoration in his eyes when he mentions his daughter and son, it makes your stomach fill with butterflies. he’s so lovely…

you walk inside the restaurant, hand in hand. hu tao had been sitting inside the restaurant with the kids, helping them order their food. she looks up at you and zhongli, smiling. she taps ganyu’s shoulder. her doe eyes stare up at you and her father. she’s excited to see her father, but is confused as to who you are. xiao follows her gaze, tilting his head to the side cutely. your heart skips a beat. they’re so cute T^T.

“ganyu, xiao, this is [name], my partner,” he squeezes your hand , reassuring you. you wave at the two children sitting in their seats. xiao whispers something to ganyu. zhongli’s explained to you that he often makes ganyu talk for him. between the two of them, ganyu is more talkative, but she’s still pretty shy

“hi miss, im ganyu. this is my brother, xiao.” she smiles at you. zhongli guides you into the booth, seating you beside ganyu. she leans over and whispers something in your ear,

“my brother and i think you’re very pretty,” you look at her and you feel like your heart is being squeezed. theyre so cute and lovely, just like zhongli. you look back at him, your eyes meet. you get this feeling that maybe he was right, they will like you, and everything will be okay.

— being greeted by them:

zhongli had asked you to meet him at his house. after waiting outside in your car for 10 minutes, you decided to knock on the front door. your greeted by two little heads peaking out the door.

“hi miss [name],” xiao speaks softly. you crouch down to match his height.

“hi xiao,” you ruffle his hair. “is your daddy home? i was waiting for him outside. how are you doing, kiddo?” he scrunched his nose and closes his eyes when you touch his head.

“im good. he’s home, he can’t tie his tie. ganyu’s trying to help. do you know how to do it?” he shyly asks, creaking the door open a little more. he invited you in and you shut the large brown door behind you. as you walk in further into the house you see ganyu sitting on the kitchen counter, fumbling with the fabric around her father’s neck.

she peeks her head from behind his shoulder and smiles at you. zhongli turns his head around, looking at you slightly shocked and embarrassed.

“hello, darling. did i make you wait too long? i apologize. it’s just um…” his face flushes slightly pink. you stride towards him, patting ganyu’s head. you turn zhongli towards you, and hold the tie in your hands. you cross the fabric left, right, under, and so on.

“next time, if you need help, ask me, don’t make poor yuyu do it, okay?l you tease him, ruffling his hair much like you did to xiao’s. you see the slight resemblance between the three of them. xiao has zhongli’s eyes, and lips, ganyu has his long hair and cute nose. you giggle slightly. theyre all so adorable.

“thank you, dearest.” he kisses your forhead. he picks ganyu off the counter and places her down. zhongli beckons xiao over, runs to him like a lost puppy. zhongli kneels down to their eye levels. he gives them a little run through of what to do and what not to do when childe comes over. he’s babysitting them tonight. zhongli never asked, childe more or less insisted. the two kids nod at zhongli’s words.

“i love you both, okay? be good, my gems.” with that he pats and kisses their heads. he takes your hand in his and opens the door. childe is standing right outside about to push the bell. he eyes you up and down and sends you a playful wink,

“you both look as good as always.” he sees the little ones behind zhongli and runs to them, picking little xiao up in the air. zhongli looks at the scene in front of him, he’s so happy. he couldn’t wish for anything more. you realize, he loves so much, you make it your duty to make sure he’s able to receive it too. after all, he deserves all the love in the world. you kiss his cheek. you two bid the children and tartaglia goodbye. tonight will be great.

#zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #zhongli x y/n #dad zhongli #ganyu x reader #xiao x reader #genshin xiao #genshin ganyu #genshin zhongli #genshin childe #fluff #genshin fluff #zhongli fluff #hutao genshin impact

[crushedsweets]

I am so curious as to what you'd think about Nina and Hoodie as a duo. They've been two of my absolute favorites (even if Brian technically isn't even a creepypasta) since I was younger and I've always loved them as a sort of big brother/little sister pairing. They are so siblings to me I adore them. What are your thoughts on the sillies..

OHHH this is actually super interesting... but also im worried i do not have a lot to say because they won't mesh very well/very much. but i will try. not super realistic headcanons i think but what do i know... <3

brian isnt very present in my story, partially bc ik some mh fans dont like the crossover very much. and by time ninas in the story, i want him+tim to kinda separate from slenderman as toby and kate take over. he's still involved and coming around since he gets horrible slender sickness(but its from the operator) if he's away too long, but he doesn't live near or befriend most of the main cast..

nina is very present in my story because i love her and she is such a good and fun representation of the fandom yk. but brian is much more realistic and late 30s man, while nina is a very cartoonish early 20s girl. theyre on very different fields character and life wise...

BUUUUUUUUUT they would still meet of course.

she'd be bubbling around the entire cast, meeting people through jeff. people initially think she's in the same vein as jeff, natalie, and toby, with a LONG list of blood on their hands influenced by the operator, so they just don't think much about it. theyre mostly surprised by how cheery she is, but the proxies are the first to find out she's just... obsessed with jeff..... so thats very off putting. brian isn't fond of it.

nina would develop some light slender sickness(again, from the operator) just by being around jeff all the time, but the operator never infected her because he didn't see her as a worthy vessel. so, she would have to come to the proxies about it. if toby isnt in the mood or busy, she'd just have to hope brian/tim are around with some pills that'll soothe the pain

brian is more likely to help. with nina, he'd be quick to take on a more protective role, trying to console her as she cries on the couch holding her head whining about static.

initial convos would go smth along the lines of "do you want some coffee ? or uh kids like hot chocolate huh... maybe tea" "i'm literally in my 20s please tell me toby has weed somewhere" "that does not help with this pain i promise" "how would you know" "haha. water it is."

brian was a major stoner back in his early 20s and nina thinks its fucking hilarious. . . she'll try to get him to smoke with her but he's rlly not interested LOLLLL.... hes like 15 yrs older than her he thinks its weird .

again, he's not around a lot, but she's always happy to bump into him. she'd be squealing n shit 'HIII BRIANNNN how r u :3' and he'd just be like :) hey nina. and then never answer the 'how r u' bc he doesnt actually wanna sit and talk .

its a good change of pace. he's been through hell and back for well over a decade by this point, everyone around him is a sad sack of shit, and he spent a long time just. fighting to be an optimistic, cool guy to hang around . . but .... like.... um..... its hard to be that kind of person after all he's been thru. something about nina just forces that sort of like..... glee out of him . its not a huge difference where he's suddenly bouncing and giggling and whatever, he's still just Some Guy. but he'll be like :) lol .

mayhaps he'd catch her trying on toby's goggles and he'd offer to let her try on his mask. but nina would fake gag and be like 'no i dont want that dirty musty nasty sack on my head' and he'd be like ?????. then he'd say she can wash it and then try it on. which.. as an older sibling.... is the type of shit i'd do just to get my sister to do smth for me that i dont wanna do LMFAOOO. she might fall for it just cuz my dear nina is the ultimate fangirl

i dunno i kinda struggled with this one just cuz in my au, they wouldnt be all that close and the Type of characters they are don't mesh very well, but i am super fond of the concept and would love to try expanding on it more

#asks #creepypasta headcanon #nina the killer #creeped #hcs #ty for ask btw <33

[whole-circus]

oh my god. i just dropped the silliest idea

can we hav sfw and nsfw hcs (if u r tired feel free to shorten these, my love !) jeff and toby or ben (i couldnt decide, u can totally choose!) hcs with a gn or male albino reader?

they r like literally gorgeous and have sky blue eyes with pale skin and such light blonde hair, theyre just mesmerising.

thank u sooo much!!! i adore your works my dear!!

Jeff the Killer and "Ticci" Toby x albino reader!

➥ Hi hi!! Oh I love that idea and thank you hun!!

Im so so sorry that its a bit too short and without NSWF !! :((

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☆ Jeff the Killer

Sorry but he will tease you at first..!! You look pretty strange and your beauty is so diffrent from other people - that doesnt mean that he doesn't find you cute tho, he is such a kid about it :( And inside? He has no idea how to make first move! You look all angelic with your dreamy eyes, glass-like skine and oh! Dont even make him start about your hair! And he is the total opposite :( You are like out of his leauge! But if you are actually a couple? He shows you off a lot! „You see this person out there? Yeah they are pretty cool, huh? Too bad they are already with me” For sure others are jealous, but can't help but wonder how did you end up with such a crusty dust musty nasty stinky man tho. Will fight anyone who is meanie! Did someone say something mean about you? They will end up beaten or dead. Oh, you cant spend too much time on the sun? What a shame. it looks like you have to cuddle all day in home then!

☆ ''Ticci'' Toby

Ah!! You are like someone not from this world..your beauty!! Your everything!! You look so not ordinary! You are absolutely stunning! He thinks you are a ghost, becasue of your delicate look. But for real, for him you are so marvelous, that he is turns into mumbling and blushing mess when he is around you! You can almost find it cute, the fact that he tries so much (and to much).. He just can't help to make a fool of himself! But no worries, it totally gets better once you are dating. He is so so so caring..propably takes care about you more than you do it yourself. Babies you buy in this adorable way (please dont get madat him, he tries his best)! Like oh, its a really sunny day? Mhm..you sure you have to go out? Yes..? He will make you reapply sunscreen and wear hat/cap when you are outside! Also sunglasess.. He will cover you the best he can, you will propably end up looking like some spy from movies - but in a good case!

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#slasher #slasher x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #jeff the killer #jeff the killer x reader #jeffrey woods #jeffery woods #horror #headcanon #ticci toby #ticci toby x reader #tobias rogers #toby rogers #albino #crp #fandom #creepypasta fandom #wholecircus #requests #requested

[pokemonleagueofficial]

How are the Elite Four outside out of work, including Geeta? Like how are they socially? Rika looks fun to hang out with but she sometimes look unapproachable. She could honestly be the nicest person and I would have no idea lol.

in my opinion, theyre all pretty cool.

geetas... okay, she presents basically as cool as she is always in public as in private. shes p much always in work mode tho so sightings of a relaxed region variant geeta r low low low. shes nice n hardworking n can like, SEEM cold n aloof but shes just autistic (like me lol). she has the classique Autistic Stare. she loves to help

rikas absolutely as aloof as ppl think. shes cool n she knows it, but she isnt egotistical u feel me? shes poppy's aunt so shes rly good w kids bc of practice w poppy n kinda adores being in charge of kids. shes a total party pokemon when shes not in charge of anything tho, ive seen her fuck up the dance floor at company events

hassel is quieter than u'd think. he loves to read, and to quietly paint in his off-time. hes a theatre kid tho (even tho hes like 2000 years old) so dont ask him abt shakespearow he will talk for the rest of ur natural lifespan. hes cool tho, super smart for an art guy.

larry is... larry. hes really fun to party with n is actually really funny when hes not like, super overowkred. which is wild bc he overowkrs himself like. on his own? we've been trying 2 give him a break but the dudes a fiend for work. like. okay most gym leaders n even the elite four have two jobs but larry has three on purpose. he could stop doing office work n be fine? we dont know why hes like this. hes a silly drunk n its the funniest shit. makes u wanna fall in love w the guy. but tahts for losers amirite

poppy is 7. i dont think she even knows u can be different at work. she likes to train pokemon and play pretend. idk wat 2 say about her

#tross talks

[boxwinebaddie]

haii nina i have a quick question but b4 i get 2 that i wanna say i absolutely LOVE Rm and pep!!! they r my two Fav books rn and ur writing style??? Gorgeous mwah! <3 <3

i just wanted to ask Ermm what chapter is the adorable kindergarten flash back? i can’t seem to find it:( soz if this is an annoying question lmao

ily Nina!!!! have an awesome day <3<3

hello, my sweet, sweet, sugar sweet pea! i also have a quick answer!

( narrator voice: Nina Lied.

but also....u cant ask me abt the kgarten flashback and expect me to be normal....i am the least normal abt that specific flashback soz. )

but tysm, lovie! it means so much that my fanfics continue to take up prime real estate in your hearts and minds even after all this time!!!

i am glad you are enjoying your bed time stories...well, dead time stories if you are the beautiful young man formerly known as stan marsh in rm...and speaking of!

i am making good progress on chapter 4 of r.m. and hope to drop my update this or......next week ( i am doing my best, haha ) <3

ALSO OH MY GOD you mean the greatest piece of literature i have ever written???? sahdlsk just kidding but i literally do love the fuck out of that flashback ( i cannot stop writing them theyre so qt to me )

but! if it's the one i'm thinking of where stan is like six years, is mentally married to the new kid who moved next door to him, is literally militantly criminally insanely STALKING HIM and has gigantic baby blue bush baby goldfish eyeballs that sparkle and shine so bright looking at the sun aka insane asylum kindergarten menace boy kyle broflovski who absolutely fucking hates him ( and....then... accidentally falls in love with him...smh u looked in those eyes huh )

chapter five! towards the beginning <3

it also plays off a really shitty stan pov one i wrote in chapter 4 that i wrote without much thought...but sometimes i wanna rewrite it into stan season bc...i just think it would be so fucking funny bc he was actually obsessed with him luv really hit him like a library book smh

also the hope you heal flashback is in chapter 6, i think? the share chair one where stan fucks up writing get well soon for the kyle class card when hes in the hospital...my man really....spells w his heart...and not with any grammar rules...luv u stannie <3

but yes there u go!!!!! also sobs if there arent more early flashbacks of kyle and stan in pep ( there should be, there are also some in rm but they are more end of elementary/middle school ) i am putting them on this tumblr bc i love my sons, attached at the hip since kgarten.

-uncle nina <3

#AAAAAAAAAAAAa I LOVE THE KGARTEN FLASHBACK #i could go on for days its so serious for me #like stan being so obsessed w him is so funny to me i cannot stop laughing like kyle was really doing everything #to get this insane child away from him #i want to be at a stan in kindergarten level of delusion #he was BRAVE #not many would have survived that #its bc hes cute and pretty and bouncy #he played the long game and he won #it was a valiant effort by kyle but like that one dimple really ruined his damn life it was so over for him #he was ready to end it all when stan was sick an wasnt talking abt that lettuce shaped like mlk in his veggie burger #also special shoutout lucky the black cat #my hc is that him and this other cat who is sweet like stan #have kittens and they adopt one in college #full circle

[vagabond-umlaut]

HELPPP KITTT YOUR TAG PARAGRAPHS R MAKING ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEETTT

Thank u for enjoying sm 💓 🥺🥺🥺🥺

You are so right abt the growth plots 😭 habits as a researcher still havent died 😔✊️✊️ theyre such a happy familyy 🥰

POE, UR SNAKE HYBRID SUKUNA AU IS MAKING ME GIGGLE AND BLUSH AND TWIRL MY HAIR AND KICK MY FEET — LIKE HOW DID U THINK OF SUCH AN AMAZING CONCEPT AND EXECUTE IT SOO PERFECTLY OMGGG

old habits die hard. [and somehow, despite being a yandere– sukuna actually appreciates and indulges tht side of his mate. like he doesn't want just someone to sleep with as his life partner- he wants them to hv a personality too- and the reader has tht- so he's kind of happy abt it, i feel]

they so are an adorably perfectly happy family living in their corner of the world. sukuna's the grumpy parent. reader's the cheerful one. and the kids are simply the cutest munchkins ever <3333

#tysm for writing the fic and sharing it with all of us poe 🥰🥰🥰 #ask: poe 💙 #kit's inbox 📧

[coyotevallie]

Dearest Jedidiah and the Tonies perhaps? :)

calling him dearest jedidiah made me giggle i think its bc jedidiahs such a fancy name . makes me go hehehehe . the tonies r tricky for me to do mundane hcs for bc i struggle to have distinct hcs for them both separately i gotta pay more attention to those mfs on my relisten to form more characterization . so ill do u just a ton of jedidiah ones which is ez bc im crazy cray cray insane abt him

i think jedidiah takes seroquel when he gets on medication and gets therapy and shit . bc thats what i take and we are the same

he can play the piano because lucille got him to take lessons a lot when he was younger and he liked learning video game sountracks on them (: he hasnt played in a while but he was pretty good at it

he also can only use wired headphones because wireless ones stress him out hes constantly paranoid hes gonna drop them and break them

he has tons of watches on both of his wrists and most of them are analog but he has ONE digital watch and its a shitty little kids star wars watch that sydney got him thats always 14 minutes behind it doesnt serve purpose to help with his rituals he just likes having it on and its easy to hide the sentimental value with having it be with a ton of other watches

he mirrors video game dialogue a lot many of his go-to phrases are snatched from games he really likes and yvonne teases him for it a lot, sydney too when he catches them tho hes less of a gamer so its more rare

every time he plays a pokemon game or anything else with customizable characters he doesnt put in himself he formulates a whole oc with a general personality and feelings about things and then makes choices based on what he thinks the character he made would do

he really likes ferrets and weasels and stoats and other long creatures of that nature he researches them on occasion . he thinks theyre sweet and kinda wants a ferret as a pet but worries about how smelly they are

he collects both pokemon and magic the gathering cards . he likes collecting things if he can find something to collect and organize logically he WILL . but trading cards are a favorite because he likes putting them in binders with specific organizational styles

he listens to a lot of dnd podcasts (: hes often been too busy or shut off or nervous to join an actual dnd group but he ADORES dnd and has all the manuals and shit so its a nice way to deal w that interest . he gets very annoyed when the people on them dont follow the rules tho hes one of those types

hes tried to program a video game several times and every single time hes gotten stressed halfway through and given up on it . he randomly is like this would be suchh a cool idea but then he overwhelms himself . he does find it quite relaxing though so sometimes he works on random projects hes started so he can detense

he always wears clothes slightly too baggy for him . it started out intentional for comfort but now he just genuinely does not know what size clothes fit him so even if he wants to get something that fits him properly he wouldnt really know how

hes tried to write poetry before but hes failed every time due to being canonically too repressed for it . he just stares at the paper and then puts his pen down and stares at a clock for an hour

#jedidiah martin #can u tell ... i like him a little

[pansypr3p]

which mcr songs do u skip (i skip wttbp and all of bullets)

ALL OF BULLETS? you are so fucking lucky i like questions. bullets haters besides this one anon need to fucking leave i love bullets and if you dont we cant be friends im sorry. bullets forever. anon stays until they run out of questioms bc im having fun.

okay, but, i am going to get yelled at by my boyfriend and also probably everyone for this, but listen to me, i follow whatever the autism tells me to do, so it is not my fault. blame her (the autism).

NA NA NA —

this is genuinely! one of my favorite songs! okay! in my defense! i fucking love her! and this entire album! danger days lover! but, because shes so popular, it doesnt give me the right mcr vibes for when im in a "literally only listen to mcr for 5 days" state, which is all of the time. i listen to mcr and decaydance and a few other people almost exclusively. so.

PLANETARY (GO!) —

yeah its one of my favorites and yet i skip it all the time. i couldnt tell you why, because i genuinely do love her, but i know i do it bc every time i do i wait like 5 mins and realize i skipped her and yell at myself for it.

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W —

I HAVENT BEEN SKIPPING HER LATELY, OKAY? but again, i usually have a very specific vibe im matching and scarecrow is a.. lower toned song i suppose? its not quite as faced paced or loud, and its often that im just less in the mood. but the fact that its the same beat as the snowflake song delights me so ive been listening to her more.

SUMMERTIME —

see above, honestly! its a very sweet and tender song abt love and i absolutely adore it, but its just not my usual mood.

DESTROYA —

this song feels too dangerous to play most of the time. it feels like if mcr was like 500x scarier (and subsequently 500x hotter) and that is terrifying because i can barely stand them now. if i listen to her more than one day a month i pass out and go into a brief coma. so sorry. shes too hot for me.

THE END. —

wrong vibes! nothing against her . i love her .

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE —

MASSIVELY overplayed and yet so so underappreciated !!! ugh!!! i love wttbp, but i cant stand it by virtue of "no one knows her like i do" and "the part of this song that is the Wrong Vibe is Way Too Long"

I DONT LOVE YOU —

GREAT SONG FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG however she also suffers from... wrong vibe

CANCER —

see above

MAMA —

i LOVE mama. like. SO much. as much as EVERYONE does. but she also suffers from. Overplayed

TEENAGERS —

teenagers was the first mcr song i ever heard and also the first song i ever actually liked - shes just another overplayed one. to be clear, im not like, AGAINST the ones i call overplayed, they just rub me wrong bc of how often i hear them. theyre played because theyre GOOD tho.

DISENCHANTED —

im obsessed with disenchanted and i always will be, but for me to enjoy her i have to be focused and when i play music (always, in the background, 24/7, literally no i am not kidding i have music playing rn and im watching a show) i am not able to focus on her enough :/

BLOOD —

saying i "dislike" blood is disingenuous because i i find it hard to dislike any mcr song. if u take all the layers apart it drives me crazy i couldnt possibly dislike any of them even a fucking little. but plainly im just not usually in the mood for her LOL

HELENA —

the worst case of overplayed so far. she gets on my nerves bc of that. shes a great song! objectively! but this is the closest i could get to disliking an mcr song

TO THE END —

tbh? dont know why i skip her so much lol

IM NOT OKAY —

the intro is amazing but its not suuper interesting as a song to me ? surface level enjoyment at least, like, id have to focus like i focus on disenchanted to enjoy her properly

GHOST OF YOU —

wrong vibes

#unlike u guys i skip stufd just cuz #bullets is a no skip album for me yeah <3

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: married to marco edition

marco x male reader

-> marco is NOT that old at all, i jus feel like itd b so funny for him to b seen as old for his lack of knowledge on technology and slang terminology/phrases

-> also whitebeard having instagram is so fucking funny to me bye

liked by marco4[name], portgasace, and 10k others

polo.[name]: mirror selfie 🪞

tagged: marco.phx

marco.phx: ur new username is such a terrible pun babe

-> polo.[name]: maybe youd appreciate my grand creativity if u jus matched w me ffs

-> marco.phx: dont b a smart ass we aren't matching usernames

-> polo.[name]: ur the only man that enjoys being a smart ass dont give me attitude rn

portgasace: ohhh u guys r the type to jus take mirror selfies at the gym and then dip 🙄🙄

-> marco.phx: work on ur form and then we can talk

-> WHIT3BEARD!: BOOM roasted

[liked by marco.phx, polo.[name] and 400 others]

-> portgasace: ？？？？？

eee.izo: aww my favorite gay couple ❤️ i love whenever u two post

liked by polo.[name], eee.izo, and 15k others

marco4[name]: username change even though i already put a ring on his finger and that apparently wasnt enough??

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: seeeee isnt that just such a cute username <333

-> marco4[name]: ur cuter baby ;)

-> portgasace: BARF BARF BARF VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT

vivavista: awww marco does love [name] how adorable

-> marco4[name]: who said i didnt?

-> vivavista: ur username before u changed it....

-> marco4[name]: ur fw me....

chef.thatch: seeing marco being so publicly whipped for his hubby is heartwarming

[liked by polo.[name], portgasace, and 100 others]

-> polo.[name]: hehe hes all mine 🤭🤭🤭

liked by marco4[name], WHIT3BEARD!, polo.[name] and 17k others

eee.izo: absolutely sick to my stomach i hate these two

tagged: marco4[name] and polo.[name]

polo.[name]: holy shit this is such an old photooo

-> marco4[name]: ur talkin sbt it as if it wasnt jus three years ago...

-> polo.[name]: not seeing ur GRAYING hair is weird for me OLD MAN

-> portgasace: LMFOAOA damn gonna have to report marco for being a creepy old man for dating [name]

-> marco4[name]: u two r idiots, im only 5 years older than u [name]

-> polo.[name]: its ok i love u my beautiful old man husband

chef.thatch: aww isnt it so cutteee that they were brought tgt by boss

-> WHIT3BEARD!: if they have a kid i expect them to name it after me.

-> polo.[name]: all due respect i dont think i wuld b able to sleep well at night knowing my kids name is "edward"

[liked by portgasace, marco4[name], and 100 others]

liked by marco4[name], vivavista, and 14k others

polo.[name]: step by step guide on how to bag a blonde baddie:

1. be me

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: whatever happened to callin me ur husband???

-> polo.[name]: ur my baddie husband marco b proud <3

-> marco4[name]: young ppl and their terminology.....

eee.izo: i wouldve never used the word baddie to describe marco...

-> polo.[name]: hes a hot mysterious stoic damaged baddie old man and hes alll miiiinnneee 😍

-> eee.izo: its so hard to tell when ur being satirical

portgasace: he a baddie he showin his pantyyyy ‼️‼️

-> polo.[name]: he shake it like jellyyy 😩

-> marco4[name]: im uncomfortable.

liked by polo.[name], portgasace, and 15k others

marco4[name]: me n my husband ❤️

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: im going feral for u daddy 😻😻😻😻

-> marco4[name]: ffs

-> portgasace: count on [name] to humiliate his husband in his own comment section

[liked by polo.[name], vivavista, and 200 others]

polo.[name]: why did u choose such a hot photo of u im gonna have to fight for my life in these comments now :/

-> marco4[name]: theyre all unimportant babe dw abt them

eee.izo: marcos tiddies on my tl 😩😩😩

vivavista: damnnn marco u lookin fine aslll 😘

chef.thatch: wait till u come home i got a surprise for u in the kitchen baby

-> polo.[name]: no fuckin way.

liked by marco4[name], eee.izo, portgasace, and 10k others

polo.[name]: smoking kills...BUT BEING SMOKING HOT??? THATS A DIFFERENT STORY

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: ur unbelievable????

-> polo.[name]: i love u sm u sexy FREAK

-> marco4[name]: PLEASE STOP.

portgasace: bro cooked fr in thst caption

-> polo.[name]: yk me 🤭🤭

-> chef.thatch: what exactly did [name] cook...

-> marco4[name]: thats what im trying to figure out

eee.izo: what a truly poetic caption wowwww

-> polo.[name]: i discourage smoking for everyone. instead of smoking guys, just find urself smoking hot ppl to fill the voic. perfect example is my husband marco <3

[liked by marco4[name], portgasace, and 100 others]

liked by polo.[name], WHIT3BEARD!, and 20k others

marco4[name]: married life is for me

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: AWWWWWWWWWWWW u love me

-> marco4[name]: of course i do

portgasace: VOMIITTTEDDD VOMITTTTEEDD (u guys r so cutie wootie patootie awww)

eee.izo: took him being a whore thru his twenties to realize this, how cute

-> eee.izo: im sorry making fun of marco is too funny, this was very cute

-> marco4[name]: thanks + sleep w one eye open tn

WHIT3BEARD!: like i said tht kid u adopt better b named after me.

-> marco4[name]: [name] just visibly cringed.

polo.[name]'s story

my favorite view should i try climbing him guys <333

marco4[name] replied to your story: ......i know this means u love me so im just gonna say i love u too

#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱ #one piece smau #one piece modern au #one piece x male reader #x reader #x male reader #one piece imagines #marco x male reader #marco x reader #marco imagines #marco one piece imagines #marco smau

[inabarbi3world]

(These are my live reactions as I’m watching rn)

Maddie: yes because you were searching for something… what are you looking for now?

HMMMMMM IDK MADDIE WHAT COULD BUCK P O S S I B L Y BE LOOKING FOR AND “OPENING HIMSELF UP TO NEW POSSIBILITIES”

HMMMMMM I T R U L Y WONDER MHM I SURE DO

and Karen? Calling Bobby? FUCKING SLAYYYY I love that girl sm

i feel so bad for Connor- WAIT BUCK????? SPERM DONOR????? (this is a possibility Buck, you did say you wanted to do new things and new adventures but… IDK ABOUT THIS IDK HOW IT WOULD TIE INTO THE STORY WTF?) imagine he realizes that he wants to have kids with a certain… someone…? If he finds out he’s also infertile I will LITERALLY go INSANE.

LMFAOOOO “excruciatingly specific detail” sigh i love you chimney sm and Christopher with his independence- big slay

wait wtf a drunk driver… sigh. Oh hell no HE BETTER- WHAT THE FUCK HE BETTER NOT CRASH WITH CHIMEBY IN THE CAR I SWEAR TO GOD. GOOOO BUCK FUCKING GO YES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOOOO WHITE BOY GOOOOO

That motorcycle riding paid off damn LMFAO HE REALLY JUST… LMFAO WAIT THAT SCENE KINDA SMACKED HELP

Aw I love bobthena both melancholy and kinda happy

LMFAOOOOOO EDDIE’s DAD “I didn’t protect you enough” DAMN FUCKING RIGHT LMFAO (ok but why his dad kinda spit a bit of facts; kinda scary if he’s making sense)

oh. Wow really you caught him off guard? shocking. oop- damn that’s sad I’m sorry Connor. I- DAMN DUDE I’m so glad buck is being told this by someone SOB SOB SOB nah i think he’s gonna do it

This feels like a domestic violence scene um i don’t like this UM WHAT IN THE FUCK NAH

………..

girl…

Why do they keep putting Maddie through the same CALLS EVERY TIME LET THE GIRL BREATHE GODDAMN DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE SEEING HER SHOWING HOW MUCH SHES OVERCOME BUT DAMN

…………………

…………………………………….

Ok.

Anyway.

Hen.

Slay. As you do always. LMFAO SAME GIRL I CANT FOLD FITTED SHEETS EITHER

YAY MORE BUCKHEN SCENES

WHY IS BUCK SO CLOSE TO THE TABLE HELP HES ADORABLE

IMFOWNDOWNXOWNXOWNXOWNDOWNSIWNDOWNXOWNDN PLEASE BUZZED HEN AND BUCK IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED PLS

yeah you better save that dog tf I genuinely- LMFAO HELP DRUNK ASFFFFFFFFF STOPPP EVEN DRUNK HEN CAN SAVE A DOG OVER THE PHONE PLS.

OH MY GOD THEYRE GONNA KEEP HOOVER ARENT THEY OH MY GOD GES SLAYYYYYYY

hen gonna be a doctor

when fathers actually talk to their children>>>>>>

Maddie is such an amazing character dude I love her sm okay fine fine this is amazing portrayal of her using her trauma to know what claribelle and her family needed, the empathy

O-

Hen.

OH? A PRACTICAL EZAMMMMMMMM?

OMG OMG BOBHENA SO CUTEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD THE DOGGGGGGGGG HOOVERRRRRR HOW FUCJING ADORABLE MY GOD THATS A SLAY AND A HALF

oh. AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE BUCKKKKKKK YOURE SO GOOD OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING EPISODE OH MY GOD “ABSOLUTELY BE YOU SPERM DONOR” OH MY GOD YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU SM BUCK YOU ADORABLE HUMAB BEING IM SOBBING

IM SO HAPPY WITH THIS WEEK’s EP

sob.

#911 fox #911 season 6 #buddie #buddie 911 #eddie diaz #911 hen #evan buck buckely #911 Karen #chimney han

[twowink]

this is narumama and narupapa :) narumom is ayako narumi (nee fujita)!! she's the energetic and lovely mom of our narusibs and the wife of narudad, yusuke! the image is from their novel called mister darling ~

now a rlly fun part abt the narumis is that their kids inherited a bit of themselves in their stories, not just their appearances!! although u can notice, both mona and sena got their father's eyes and mom's hair. their songs r mister darling && shiawase. respectively both sung by chicohani . anyway onto inheritance, sena followed her the footsteps of ayako, who is a fashion designer, by becoming a model and being the creator of HANICOS and HoneyxHoney (fashion and makeup brands in-universe). meanwhile mona is taking up being an idol much like yusuke who is a musician. shiawase is all abt how narupapa used to be detached from his parents, being rebellious and frustrated with them as he tried to be independent, which is a trait we can see in mona a lot towards sena, especially in her struggles during watashi no tenshi when she debuted. ultimately, both yusuke and mona realized how much their family + sena only wanted the best for them and that they will always be their biggest supporters no matter what. mona has a shit ton of insecurities in who she is and how she measures up to sena, and there was a big chunk of her story that centered on how she feels like she can't even stand on the same platform as sena, let alone be treated like her equal. if that was the case, then what about the promise she made to sena that one day, they would stand on the same stage together? was that impossible now too?

also. mona's insecurities can be flexible a lot, considering how she appears on a lot of honeyworks media. sometimes it will be in the form of how she feels like she could never match up to sena, sometimes it will be how she is simply riding off sena's coattails, among other things. the main point is mona gets fixated easily on her negative experiences and feedback, which leads to how she feels lesser.

sena on the other hand, is literally tsukasa tenma level of supportive when it comes to their siblings. ive talked abt it before but if tsukasa and sena met i think theyd just talk nonstop abt their adorable sisters. sena goes to nearly all of mona's concerts, covered in obscene amounts of mona merchandise and cheering her on because thats the kind of sister she is. even when mona began to resent her and shy away from her, she wanted to show her that she would love mona no matter what, whether as an idol, as her sister, as her closest friend and confidant, as her angel. hence how she is always lovingly singing "my little sister, i love you. my little angel, very very cute. do you know what i mean?" AND. "you can make expressions like that? it's the first i've seen it, you look so cute. we have our pride and confidence, so come with me, take a look at the world around us!" in watashi no tenshi.

but my favorite line will always be "to the dreams you've drawn for yourself, to the dreams i've drawn for myself, let's make them all come true together, 'kay? pinky swear."

WAAAAAGH ... THEYR ALL SOO ..

#.log #amodernpersephone #i dont have good words but im ue ue ue #amia.txt

[mlynar-nearl]

ur other ocs sound so neat (very gremlin www its adorable) and its neat !! it sounds absolutely adorable !! (i also find it cute that they seem pretty short www but can i rly say that when im barely that much taller)

i love that one u did w audie cos like its like one of my fav tropes when its the Menancing Tall guy whos the trophy husband and audies just The Capable guy like hell yeah!!! ppl dont expect that !!

and ofc doc and kal divorced r always fun ! doc is fun in general cos u can do wtv and u probably arent wrong (ok except maybe mine bcs i want mine to be a kid for cute reasons) but i think the extra ideas u gave them r cool ! like actually giving reasons for them to wear that stuffy ass outfit, thats cool ykyk

oh and speaking of the banshee gremlin bounty hunter i was also thinking of the same (kind of ocs) like a travelling merc/bounty hunter duo (a phidia and sarkaz) who just go around and do jobs but mostly just whatever they want like !! bounty hunting is a tough job but an ez excuse for making ocs (in my case anyways...) and anyways yeah! theyre cool! everyone is cool! i love it u can always talk more abt ur ocs i love them. they r like precious. im cannot decide on the word but. precious. yes. thank u sm </3

hehe, of course! thank you for enjoying all of em :) kal-doc divorce is the cornerstone of my house.

audie's the one i have the most lore about. he is genuinely on many levels a professional trophy husband, it's just that...he also has a ton of skills that he can whip out like a swiss army knife. a swiss army boyfriend? he's good at business, he's incredibly good at originium arts and swinging a big axe (he would basically be a duelist defender but that specializes in arts damage), and he's way more social than both encio and gnosis, so he fills that role in their team comp... all three of them are equally determined and capable and in a way manipulative, but audie is better at obscuring it by being friendly in a way that neither of them quite have down pat. so as much as they were a little weirded out at his appearance in their affairs, they do kind of need him sometimes. i can never quite decide if they're a V, a triad, or if audie just accepts that no matter what he does encio will be a little bit married to gnosis. but either way, they are quite tight when it comes down to it. because audie's family is minor and he's the only living heir, he kind of understood that he could either work his tail off on building a family legacy (a lot of work, a lot of resources, for little guarantee of reward especially since he would never actually be able to go super far) or he could hitch himself to someone with much more pull, and make himself invaluable. he decided to go for the latter, and so he's had very little illusions about how he does have certain roles this way. he has lower standards of behavior for himself and inhibitions in some senses than, say, shealtiel, who is, well, Catholic. he's the one of them who tries to at least get on with Enya but she's leaving him on read because, well, he can be as nice as he wants but he's still her brother-in-law and not even to the sibling she likes.

audie was educated in leithanien, which is how he got so good at arts. the greataxe, i think, is a notable martial art of the fuchsfrost line. foreign education, martial skill, and general good looks are what got him to stand out as an arranged marriage prospect. (aka, he had the least depressing biodata out of every eligible noble single in kjerag.) the meet cute was that he walked in, sat down, and basically said "you need a partner for political reasons because you're now the most powerful man in the nation and you simply can't keep being the keystone of this entire country, because a human keystone can fail. if you select me as your partner, i will be your right hand arm. man. your silly rabbit. do you call me that? it's up to you" and encio was sold enough to fake marriage about it. (then, of course, they realize they get along quite well and have good teamwork and chemistry and uh oh. thinking about the how do i tell my husband i'm in love with him reddit post.)

again this is all really self indulgent but i just quite like it, lmao. it's my oc and i make the rules. i'm cringe, but i'm Free.

#anonymous #ash answers #oc: audie #also audie is trans which is why he was on the hot kjerag singles list- because technically he can have kids for family line purposes #but that's an aspect of that that i generally downplay because it's a little handwavey to focus on outside of my own head #as a trans dude who is on the fence about wanting kids #for audie it's easy. he can have kids for the grind. whatever it takes. #but i get that that aspect can kinda feel different to different people. lmao

[many-gay-magpies]

NO LITERALLY I FEEL THE SAME WAY LIKE. MY FOUND FAMILY BITCH T H R I V E S WATCHING THOSE MVS LIKE YEAH . VRVR LOOKING FOR THEIR LITTLEST FRIEND KANGMIN. THE DARK MOON BOYS LIVING IN THE ORPHANAGE WITH THEIR TRADITIONS AND DAILY ROUTINES. ATEEZ CHILLING ON THEIR PIRATE SHIP. THE LOONA YYXY GIRLS IN THEIR WERD LITTLE BOARDING SCHOOL. I LOVE ALL OF THAT SO MUCH. thank you so much for telling me about the mini comics i appreciate it a lot i will go read- ALSO HELI HAS A PILOT’S LICENSE??? WILD I WOULD NEVER TRUST THAT MAN BEHIND A WHEEL, ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN IT HAS WINGS.

and never apologize for giving a long response to an ask i literally love hearing from u pls

- vrvr anon

PLEASEEEEE THATS ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF KPOP LORE FR. why else would you make a bunch of kpop idols act out a complex story if its not to shove their characters into a fictional found family together.??

another of my favs in that department is ghost9 because (as far as i can gather anyway, i haven't kept up with their lore much) theyre literally just some kids. theyre a bunch of kids that happened to witness and/or cause an alien/robot/android invasion and i just think its neat!

HELI LMAO-- ill be honest if theres anyone in the dark moon gang id trust to pilot heavy machinery it'd probably be either him or jaan. and i made a post about this a while ago but it was way before i got into vrvr (so way before you started sending me asks), but i honestly kind of adore the fact that heli can both physically and LEGALLY fly a helicopter because. well it just seems like exactly the kind of thing a vampire would do! like imagine youre immortal and youve been stuck as an older teen/young adult for a few decades, i could totally see myself just going "huh i guess im gonna be here for a while, what weird obscure thing could i learn how to do to pass the time?" and then so im not flying around helicopters illegally id go and get licensed for it

(also sidenote, i JUST realized as i was typing that out that heli. helicopter. HELI-copter. hybe ur not slick)

no SAMEEE i dont think ive mentioned this yet but every time i get an anon ask now i get so happy (esp if i can see that it starts with smth ridiculous like "OKAY BUCKLE UP BUDDY"). im just like !!!! its vrvr anon!!!! vrvr anon sent an ask again!!! im gonna get to type out lengthy paragraphs about lore or kpop groups or whatever !!!! it adds such a spark of joy to my day whenever i get a new ask from you its so fun :3

#asks #i will continue to proudly write essay-length answers then. HSJFBFJFB #anon 📝 #vrvr anon