#this fuckin dog

[garaks-padded-bra]

why is my dog such a little kiss ass like every time hes hurt he hides it. Okay bro youre so brave good job, id like to KNOW next time when you’ve broken a rib though. Thanks. He once went 3 days with his eye split open and didnt do shit and because his hairs so long nobody noticed. He was literally trotting about acting like nothing was wrong. When we went to the vet she took a picture to show her students. thats how fucked up he was. And then after they removed it he, again, had no reaction. What is he so bad ass for. Tally. Tally. I need you to be a little bitch about things. Tally. Stop thugging it out. TALLY

#eye trauma #eye cw #bro #this fuckin dog #what is his problme #i need to know when to take you to the vet shit head #i love you

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

#is this a post about Latinx Jason todd? Bitch it might be #Don't ask me about it tho cuz I'll deny it to my core #I imagine jason drunk off his ass belting No Me Queda Mas like he fuckin wrote the song #Dick's got Como la Flor Energy but he has ugly Sobbed NMQS too #they are so infamous for their drunk spanish ballads that they actually rub off on TIm #imagine young justice suprise when the whitest kid you've ever seen wasted on 7/11 liquor is hiccuping his way through a selena song #worst accent you've ever heard sounds like a dog from New Jersey learning to bark and yet the emotion is kinda on point #TIm denies it #refuses to believe he has ever done it #Dick and Jason get a copy of the video and someone edits a mash up of all three of them warble singing that banger #anyway this was a nothing post of nothing I made for myself #fr just for me #DC #Batman #Batfam #Jason todd #Tim drake #Dick Grayson

[trustyalt]

stupid dog

#stupid dog im fuckin ballin #its called earthmover not earthwalker #ultrakill #v1 #earthmover #do i need to tag spoilers #violence layer #my art

[zegalba]

Yoshitomo Nara: Fuckin’ Dog (2003)

#Yoshitomo Nara #Fuckin’ Dog #dog #white #art #illustrations #japan #envelope #2003

[realbeefman]

i put on both my yaoi and my incest goggles before i consume any piece of media and this is why my textual analysis will always be more enlightened and factually correct than

#currently pretending to deliberate between watching bates motel and supernatural knowing DAMN WELL #im about to put on family guy #which also is an insane show for incest btw. like if u really watch it its kind of crazy that they aired this #like why is stewie the baby fuckin the family dog!?!? #why is chris always hitting on meg!?!? #seth mcfarlane i need to have so many words with you #supernatural #bates motel #the vampire diaries #as i lay dying

[chamomiletealeaf]

So y’all know how whenever Velma from Scooby Doo drops her glasses she’s on her hands and knees looking for them?

As someone with a -4.00 prescription I cannot see SHIT without my glasses or contacts and I just spent like five minutes feeling around for my glasses I lost on my bed.

Ok so imagine that but with Soap.

You drop your glasses and look all over the floor for them on your hands and knees. You then press your cheek to the floor, palms on either side of your head and arching your back looking under the couch and everywhere they could be.

But unbeknownst to you, Soap picked them up a while ago hiding them from you just to watch you bend over looking for them.

He offers to “help” you look but he just watches the way your ass presses against your pants and he imagines pressing his hardening cock into you.

“Ah fuck Johnny could you help me? I can’t fucking see anything.” You say bent over on your hands and knees, ass in the air.

“Yeah sure bonnie I’m looking.” He smirks leaning against a table, holding your glasses in his hand, arms crossed, because he’s definitely looking at something, just not on the ground for your glasses.

#he’s such a fuckin perv #he’s so nasty I need him so bad #pervy soap makes me actually pant like a dog #need him #call of duty #cod mw2 #real #john soap mactavish #modern warfare x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mw3 #cod soap #soap #soap x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish #john mactavish

[forgetful-river]

Bad puppy

#I'm SORRY!! Dog imagery really works for me. I'm sorry that I'm smart and sexy and all of the cool fun queer people want to bark at my feet #also look at that fuckin drawing I did of Vriska in a leash. This was inevitable. #vriska serket #hs #homestuck #my art #suggestive

[buglaur]

this is kit, please commission some art from them on social bunny 🙏

#ts4 #sims 4 #just wanted to test out relight but now i have a whole new gameplay i wanna do #my house wifi's been down since friday so i'd nothing better to do lol #assignments shouldn't exist. i should be able to play video games all day >:( #i think i'm going to remove this font replacement cus it can't do accented letters :( #i had to uninstall wickedwhims cus my uni friend wants to play sims on my laptop tomorrow LOL #anyways kits cool though #they're in the same save as virgil's tjol :) #so they might meet him! #uuughhh i fuckin hate thursdays. i'm out of the house for like 14 hours :(( #going to england in 8 days tho i'm so excited to see my family again :) they got a new dog too!! a jack russell named paddy lmaooo #i got tagged in kmik posts but i'm saving them for friday night when i'm not busy <3 #goodnight simblr #it's 11:50pm and i need to start writing my essay due tomorrow D:

[mopeytwat]

Ik we're all sad about the Izzy incident, so here have some Con O'Neill pics :3 x

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #ofmd season 2 #israel hands #con o'neill #ofmd izzy #tryna share stuff that isn't ep8 related #hard times but hey at least we have con pics #the ones of him and his dog are fuckin adorable

[stealingyourbones]

One day Captain Marvel shows up to a Justice League meeting with Little Baby Man Danny draped across his shoulders like a mink scarf.

A black and white, glowing, hissing mink scarf.

Marvel sees no problem with this.

The League does.

Little Baby Man may or may not get to bite someone.

(It’s Green Arrow. He poked him with his bow. LBM can’t really fly, but he can still launch.)

I beg any artist out there to draw this I NEED this in visual form.

#‘​get yo fuckin dog bitch!’ ‘it don’t bite.’ ‘yES IT DO’ #Danny: a big man who turns into a little guy #Billy: a little guy who turns into a big man #perfection #“a feral ferret has been added into your inventory” #danny phantom #dp x dc #writing prompts #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #bones replies #norasalina

[fcthots]

jason is so protective but like the type where he gets bothered when he feels like you’re being disrespected even if it is normal fun teasing by friends and you don’t mind he still doesn’t like it to go on too long and he swears it’s different when he messes with you because he knows he would never, could never disrespect you

Y. E. S.

Here’s the thing: Jason will mess with you all day long the SECOND someone else does it? They’re on his hit list. He’ll call you a bitch as a joke like “bitch, what the fuck are you doing?”

But if someone else says it like “don’t be such a bitch”, even if it is a joke, he will snap his head 90 degrees to glare into their soul until they apologize.

And if it was a joke, you’re like “no! it was funny!” And they’ll be staring over your shoulder at Jason who is doing the cut throat gesture.

They’ll keep apologizing until you catch on and turn around to look at Jason. Your friend watches Jason’s face go from “I’ll bury you piece by piece, starting with you still alive” to “omg my sweet princess! I’m so happy you’re here! I love you!”

And they watch in horror, thinking you’ll never believe them, but you say “Jay, c’mon. We’ve talked about this.” And he hangs his head like a shameful puppy. Puppy eyes and everything until you forgive him.

#GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH #it don’t bite #YES IT DO #saph’s love letters #jason todd #saph’s thots #jason todd x reader #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #anon

[psychedelicflyingshark]

If Fyodor wasn't cringe fail he would have been having sex with Nikolai literally every night at Mersault to flex on Dazai but noooo he's a loser virgin who doesn't even like his friends

#Nikolai broke in completely unnoticed he def could have done it #huge missed opportunity that would have been a fuckin hell of a powerplay #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd nikolai #nikolai gogol #fyolai #bsd dazai #dazai osamu

[karagna]

My Elden Ring:tm: experience

#li draws #Elden Ring #ER #Raya Lucaria was a nightmare as a pure melee build #Every wizard and their fuckin dog had a gun and healing energy crystals

[zegalba]

Yoshitomo Nara: Fuckin’ Dog (2003)

#yoshitomo nara #fuckin dog #dog #illustrations #envelope #sketch #japan #2003

[windslar]

Curry & Chop

#i love how low maintenance goats and sheep are in this game #i sometimes forget about them for DAYS then i check their needs and they're still happy #meanwhile... fuckin horses so needy for attention #chickens always threatening to run away #cats and dogs always getting sick #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 legacy #tjolc #the joy of life challenge #the joy of life legacy #ts4 gameplay #tjolc gen 2

[fyodorloveclub]

you think he practiced this in the mirror or smth

#MY GUY WASNT EVEN A FUCKIN VANPIRE SKFJSJDJSKFJD #that came from the deepest depths of his soul i think #bsd spoilers #twilight goodbye #bungou stray dogs