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thequietmanno1 · 2 years

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Thelreads, MHA 248, Replies Part 1

1) “And, if my calculations are correct, and they always are, it’s time for a BNHA chapter! Nice. I can sort of remember what was going on last time. Sort of. There was something with Midoriya, Bakugo, then Todoroki, some family drama, a burning pile of trash, Moe was there on the background, a lot of things I’d say. “- The Todoriki family are very eco-friendly and always make sure the burn of dispose of any wayward garbage they find lying around their neighbourhood. That’s why there’s always a burning trash fire present in every family photo they’ve got.

2) “OH HELL FUCKING YEAH, IT`S TIME FOR AN URARAKA CHAPTER! AND TSUYU AND NEJIRE ARE THERE AS WELL, NOT TO SAY MISS KOBAYASHI? LET`S FUCKING GO!”- Sadly no, but it does indicate that Midiroiya’s not the only one who’s going to see some impressive gains once this internship is finished. Uraraka adopted some killer hand-to-hand combat abilities from her last outing, so she’s probably going to find out a way to maximise her quirk’s abilities in a different manner- perhaps, rather than ‘removing’ a target’s gravitational weight, she increases it instead? A 5-pound man in an overhead throw gets turned into a 500-pound target flying right at his fellow neir-do-wells.

3) “it`s not.

Fuck`s sake.

Alright, okay, maybe we’re not completely done with this side of the story, we still need to see the new Big Three slamdunking the living fuck out of Endeavor. Understandable. Still, I wanted to see the girl being badasses”- It’s sadly kind of a thing that happens too often in this story. We know there are badass ladies out there and they are given moments to shine and show how awesome they are, but very frequently there’s more such moments given to the male leads whilst they aren’t nearly as often in the spotlight like they deserve. Take how the girl squad got majorly off-screened during the Hassaki raid, for instance, or how Nana Shimura, for all that she trained All Might and was awesome in a fight, as well as just a stellar woman all-round, hasn’t yet been seen in a fight so far, no even in a flashback whilst out on patrol with Gran Torino.

4) “Ah goddammit, the flaming trash was faster this time… Right, that was his challenge, have them get someone faster than he did, right? Well, Coldsteel there had to face the flames, still, more merciful than those kids would’ve been”-Honestly, Endeavour probably saved him from a nasty collision accident there. Speed he was going and with a hairpin turn like that in such a narrow angle, no way was he actually going to get round that corner in one piece.

5) “I wouldn`t turn my back on them after saying something like this, they`d end you before you could even know what hit you”- Bakuou’s too proud to ever let that happen. He wants to let his targets know how awesome the guy who took them out was before he lands the finishing blow. It makes it hard for him to do stealth missions, but on the other hand, his quick is all about loud bombastic explosions, so those aren’t really his forte- In fact, thinking on their powers, Midoria’s actually the stealthiest and assassin-like of the quartet, with his ‘webs’, speed and not causing an environmental change when he uses his quirk. Plus, it fits with him being fine with not standing out and getting public recognition like his other classmates.

6) “Bahahaha- the fucking face

And also- The fact that he clearly didn`t noticed what Todoroki was talking about and yet refuses to admit to it, the pettiness of this gremlin is unbelievable.”- I think he did notice it, but he didn’t really get the significance of it. Like Grant Torino, Endeavour’s going for a ‘show, don’t tell’ approach to teaching these kids, using his quirk in action to demonstrate how to use theirs better. Bakugou probably notice how his propulsion was working, but he didn’t really get that he should start mimicking the same principle to catch up to Endeavour’s speed, whereas for Todoroki, it’s easier to grasp the point because he’s A) used to Endeavour’s training style, albeit with a lot more violence, and B) their powers share the same ‘base’ so he’s able to understand why Endeavour’s able to keep ahead of both of them and expound the principle with Bakugou, because he figured out that it was meant to be a lesson for the pair of them to learn together.

7) “Sure, the specifics of that move are incredibly delicate and hard to master, but Todoroki seemed to be more impressed of the fact that it even exists, like the concept behind it was absurd. I mean, it`s not like he was paying much attention to what his father could do, but still…”- It’s the same kind of reasoning he showcased when he analysed Bakugou’s moves during his and Midoira’s first fight.

It seems Shoto shares Izuku’s admiration of heroes in action, but Shoto’s somewhat analytical side makes him appreciate the technicalities of difficult-to-perform manoeuvres, in part because his own quirk doesn’t really require much finesse to be useful, so fine control and precise application of your powers in action seems to be something he takes note of on a regular basis.

8) “There`s something so… comical, about the way that Bakugo moves, I don`t know how to explain it, I just know that it doesn`t feel right.”- I think it’s cause he’s basically leapfrogging everywhere in order to get around, ‘vaulting’ himself forward with underarm blasts to avoid touching pavement.

9) “Even Midoriya was baffled by the irony of that statement, holy shit Bakugo. Amazing how there`s someone even more prideful than him around, such thing felt impossible, but Nature truly is something amazing.”- Bakugou’s introspection skills are limited solely to whenever he and Izuku are competing against each other. Now that they’re competing together against Endevour, he gets no such benefits from Bakugou’s navel-gazing.

10) “But it`s not like he was wrong, this is the real deal, there are lives at stake here, this is no place for excuses of any kind. You either do it or you die, or you let others die, there`s no redo or retry”- Like Aizawa, Endeavour’s figured out the best way to teach these kids is to not sugar-coat things. All Might has a natural kindness and easy-going nature that makes it harder for him to impart lesson with such gravitas when he’s not in ‘hero mode’, but Endeavour and Aizawa, two guys who weren’t naturally gifted and amazing like All Might, know full well the stakes involved in the role of a hero. All Might wanted to keep the romanticised ideal of a hero going to inspire others, but the hard truth is that a hero’s role is akin to that of a rescue worker, a policeman, an agent of the public sector. Somebody who’s trained to handle a crisis when lives are on the line, and for that reason, they can’t have excuses for not doing the job right.

If they’re not good enough, people get hurt or worse, so they need to be good enough, every time, no matter how hard or impossible the task seems. And if such a task seems unachievable? Tough. They can’t just quit mid-way when people need them, so no matter what the reasoning, they have to always, always, be ready to do the impossible, because being able to do such consistently makes you a true hero. Even Endeavour, for all his multiple faults, does count as being a hero, because his work ethic means that he is constantly running around non-stop saving lives and making a difference, despite the destructive properties of his own quirk not being something that makes it easy to save others. All Might was on another level, true, but just because he basically bent reality like a pretzel to save everybody, doesn’t mean he wasn’t doing the same thing in practice- he was just so good at it that it seemed effortless, when in actuality the strain of doing such tasks constantly was breaking him down in private.

11) “Exactly. Also, god dammit Endeavor wasn`t it better to take those people away from the street rather than stop the truck like that and probably kill the driver? Are you in the superman school of heroism now?”- Endeavour’s fire might not burn him, but he can’t actually control it well enough to not burn others. Grabbing somebody whilst pushing his flames to maximise his speed could accidental expose them to some incidental burning, so it’s easier for Endeavour to turn his naturally-destructive quirk towards the thing that’s threatening her life. Incidentally, I’m also of the mind that Endeavour’s quirk ancestry gives him some minor super-strength, because I find it hard to believe he could stop a speeding truck with just the concussive force of a fireball into the front of it alone. Man must have some passive strength enhancement, because I don’t care how jacked you get, there’s no way you can pump enough iron to be capable to stopping a truck with just one arm. Of course, perhaps the reason he didn’t just grab them whilst speeding along is analogous to that old superman fallacy.

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Inertia is a cruel mistress.

12) “Yeaaah… I don`t know boys, I`m starting to feel like you guys are a bit too behind him. This challenge might take you more time than I initially imagined…”- If they’re far behind him, they’re definitely not ready to beat Tomura and the happy fun gang he’s bringing to party in four months. It’s a steep learning curve, but it’s either now or on the frontlines, and at least here, the only price for failure at the moment is Endeavour’s motivational mockery. @thelreads

#bnha #my hero academia #thelreads #chapter replies #mha248

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hellomynudebrain · 3 years

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This fanfic was made while I was a little bit sick. It looks like a serie but is more like something I'm writing because of boredome. Anyway, enjoy it and see you around, nurses!

The quirkless' diary- The villain, the Hero and the bitch bridemade. Part 1

The wedding of your friend is today and as a quirkless person, you can't use any power, except for the power of money, so you take a cab which will make you arrive a little bit late to the ceremony, but who cares you can't run, you look like the most fabulous bitch with that wine color dress, your high heels and your make up which make you take 2 hours of your morning life.

However, the luck goddess is not with you today, because while you're waiting in the traffic in the main street, yells of fear can be hear outside. A villian was attacking the city.

"Damn it! There's traffic" Those are your only words.

You're sick of this shit! Every time was the same.

If some villain attack the city, you have to work extra hours or your favorite food places were closed definitely and now you can't go to your friend's wedding , because some random guy with powers wants to break all, however you can't do anything about it and decide to scroll one more time your FB page and stalk your ex.

The riot goes where you are.

The driver leave the taxi with you inside. All the cars in front of you begin to get up from the ground and fall again. The people in the cars next to the cab and behind it start to leave their vehicles, your response is slow and you fall with the taxi which now is upside down.

You're in a really awkard position, your legs are near your head, but no bones broken. You complain loud about it.

"God damn it! My dress is torn!"

Oh, darling. You shouldn't have yelled, because in that instant the villain was near the taxi and hear your scream. He's behind you. His twisted yellow smile and black eyes are shinning, because now he can use you to fight back with the heroes.

You're trying to get out of the car but it's too late, his hand is over you. With one hit he get you out of the cab and you can see him with more detail.

He looks like and old man with a bad wash bear and awful yellow teeth. He has four hands and legs as lager as a spider and strong enough to break apart and elephant.

You're in one of his hands grabbing you and that gross you.

"HEY OLD MAN! GET ME DOWN, YOU PROBLABLY HAVEN'T WASH YOUR HANDS IN DAYS, SO LET ME DOWN, GOD DAMN IT!"

"SHUP UP! DON'T YOU GET YOUR POSITION?! YOU'RE GIGANTIUM'S HOSTAGE, NOW AND IF I WANT I CAN KILL YOU! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

You look at him with really annoyed look.

"DON'T THREW ME THAT SHIT! IF YOU 'RE GONNA KILL ME, KILL ME NOW. I RAHTER BE DEATH THAN LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE ON MY FRIEND'S WEDDING, SO DO IT, YOU OLD TRASH BAG!"

The villain never imagined you could say something like that. He thought you will beg for your life, not for taking your live.

Suddenly five heroes appear. Among them there are three young ones, one with a face which looks like he's smelling shit all day, an emotionless bicolor guy and one with brocoli hair. The other two are a tall old geezer with a weird fire beard and a hansome one with wings but who looks like a player.

The villain feels cornered but he has you as his triumph card, so he raises you in the air anf begins to yell.

"You can't attack me! If you do, she's gonna die!"

All the heroes back down with thethreat.

The villain has a crooked smile on his face in sign of victory. However, one of the heroes freezes his feet making him lose balance and realase him from the grip.

The brocoli head saved you while you are falling. The smilling face starts to fight againts him, but a little mistake in their plans make the villain release from the ice and threw away to the other heroes with only one move.

Again, you're falling but the villain grabs you and threatens the heroes again.

"BUAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME AND SAVE HER AT THE SAME TIME, YOU FOOLS!"

The same scene repeat again.

The heroes back down, the bicolor guy attacks again, but this time cover the villan's rigth side. The villain lose balance and you are falling, nervertheless the one who saves you is the wing man with looks of a playboy.

"Calm down darling! Now you are saved in my arms!"

You look disgusted with that phrase and he noticed it but he let it pass.

Again the stupid old geezer, aka, the villan reales himself from the ice and grabs you and the wing man. His grip is getting harder your and he's mad and starts to yell again.

"YOU STUPID HEROES! YOU ENDEVOR! YOU CAN'T, USE YOUR FIRE AND THOSE NEWBIES CAN'T DO A THING. NOW I HAVE TWO HOSTAGES! BAHAHAHA!"

The broccoli head is calming down the one with the shitty face. He looks mad, like he wants to drestroy this old man but he can't , because of you and the wing man.

You really don't want to be in that situation, so you remember your " ex's gift" which is on your pockets. Yeah, your dress has pockets.

Like you can, you realease your hand and with a lot of effort, your hand arrives where your pocket is. Yes, there it is.

While you're struggling to look for the gift, the villain brings you closer to his face and starts to talk loud.

"Let's look what I have here. I coulnd't see you well a moment ago, but your quite the cuttie, maybe I should have fun with you while the heroes see!"

The villain smiles and lick your face. The impotence can look on the heroes' faces. All were still, the blond shitty guy screaming while the villain is laughing hard and looking their faces, that's your oportunity, he has a blind spot.

Your hand moves as fast as it can from your pocket activating quickly the electricity system of the tazer put him on his nake making him convulse untill he is stunned, realeasing you and the wing man from the villan's hands.

The wing man catchs you in the air while the other three boys and the big foot with fire beard end with the villain.

"Hahahaha! Well done, pretty girl! I own you one. If you ever need help, don't dout and ask me"

"...Yeah, yeah..Now put me down!"

The following half hour the police is asking about the details for their inform and you want to explode because you missed the ceremony, however you can make it for the reception. The wing man dude was still in the place answering questions for the press.

You grab your purse and phone from the taxi, fix your dress and your make up, the best you can and walk to reach the wing man's back and talk with him.

"Hey, wing man dude! Your offer is still up?"

"Oh, pretty girl! Yes, I can do you the favor and I'm not a wing man dude, my hero name is Hawks, don't forget it, sweetie!"

"Yeah...whatever wing man. I need a ride a you're my only option...so let's go"

He look at you perplex with your answer, he smirks a little bit and with flirty eyes looks at you.

"Sorry, sweetie, but I’m working with Endevor and I can't leave all the work"

You are upset, the veins on your forehead are showing at this point. Your temper wasn't as short as now. All begins after your break up with your ex and this situation was the perfect example why your temper become short.

Your nosetrils are getting bigger as your eyes and the aura around you starts to feel demoniatic and Hawks can sense it.

"I'm not asking, you own me a favor, so take me to the church"

Hawks feels intimidated... And kinda of excited with your foul mood even Endevor turns his back at him and pretends ignore him.

"... Alright, sweetie let me take you to the church"

In some weird attemp of make you feel a little bit happy or shy, he twinks his eye and smile at you.

You only roll your eyes.

"Just shup up and take me"

Hawks carry you as a princess in his arms and whisper on your ear.

"At your orders, my sweet princess"

He wants you to feel shy or embarrassed, however that doesn't work with you. His only achivement is that you look at him with a disgusting gaze.

#boku no hero fanfic #bnha hawks #boku no hero x reader #fanfic #boredom

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koiyyo · 4 years

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a request thing and then a question for all of you! request: how would all the classes celebrate april fool’s day? whether it be pranks or just chillin | and the ask: how’re you holding up during quarantine? have you picked up on any new hobbies?

hey!! mod kiwi here!! thanks for the ask, anon! ^^

here we go! all of the classes celebrating april fools!

written by mod kiwi, mod irusu, mod corn

edited by mod irusu

starting off with dr1! (plus komaru!)

makoto

tells everyone that he was going to get everyone gifts for april fools’ but he forgot to buy them

actually did buy gifts

“see?? the prank is that.. i said that i forgot to get you guys gifts… but i actually remembered..!!! ahahaha!!”’

just… wholesome pranks only

either cries or is just really confused when anyone pranks him

no inbetween

kyoko

doesn’t do pranks or anything

knows when people are trying to prank her

points out that she knows the person is trying to prank her

except if that person is makoto

she acts like she doesn’t know what makoto is doing and then acts surprised

byakuya

“april fools? isn’t that for children?”

gets really pissed when people prank him

slightly more or less pissed when makoto pranks him

but is… kind of grateful when makoto reveals what his prank was

VERY pissed when toko/jill pranks him

just. pissed in general

sayaka

enjoys pranking people

“here’s some lemonade! :)” “HA, IT’S ACTUALLY PEE!!! BAHAHAHA!!!”

it isn’t actually piss. it’s watered down pineapple juice or some shit like that

“..can i have it back though”

thinks it’s funny when people prank her, most of the time

“leon please leave me alon e”

junko

fucking LOVES pranks

makes sure to prank everyone at least twice

her pranks are very complex. she plans them months beforehand

tries to get mukuro to help her with her pranks

usually fails

loses her shit when people prank her

go crazy aaa go stupid aaa

mukuro

doesn’t really understand pranks

her pranks are just. pointing a gun at someone and pretending like she’s about to shoot them

scared makoto to death with one of her ‘pranks’

is just confused when people prank her

junko convinced her to dress up like her,, multiple ‘pranks’ ensued

chihiro

doesn’t really try to prank people that often

when he does prank people… wow are they complex pranks

his pranks are fun and harmless!

usually knows when people are trying to prank him

mondo

thinks pranks are great

usually fails when trying to prank someone

just trying his best

either laughs or gets angry when someone pranks him

it really depends on the person

taka

his pranks aren’t even pranks tbh

usually upset when people prank him.. usually

“that’s a violation of the rules..!!”

but when they tell him it’s a prank he calms down

toko

doesn’t really get the point of april fools

whenever someone pranks her she starts ranting about how everyone thinks she’s disgusting so that’s why they’re pranking her

at some point she tried to use a mistletoe on byakuya despite it being april fools

her pranks are usually harmless but everyone fears she has a greater plan in mind..

most adventurous prank she did was switch komaru’s manga with actual books

jill

toko sneezes from a pepper-related prank and jill goes absolutely batshit crazy

then she realizes what day it is

oh no

her “pranks” involve holding a hostage until byakuya looks at her

hiro

people hide his weed as a “prank”

results in him crying so they just,, tell him where it is

“30% chance that you’re gonna die today.. a ha ha?”

isn’t sober enough to think of good pranks

antagonizes gullible people

hina

thinks throwing food at people is a prank

gets pouty when she’s pranked

whines to sakura about it

when she gets pranked its just,, high pitched screaming

does not matter what it is

sakura

lets hina on her shoulders

they put a white sheet on,, and pretend to be a ghost

doesn’t fool anyone

except for dummies like hiro, prompts an exorcism

most “pranks” go over her head, she just maintains a stoic expression

celeste

set things on fire as a prank

until firefighters were called

keeps a stoic face like sakura when she’s pranked

will give a condescending laugh

hifumi

his ‘pranks’ consist of hiding hentai around

no one enjoys this. NO ONE. except tsumugi?

just. shocked when people prank him

will push up his glasses and pretend like he knew it was a prank

he didn’t. smh my head these hoes ain’t loyal

leon

“sayaka get pranked pleas e marry me”

that’s all you’re getting

“bro i’m so ugly.. just kidding april fools (:”

will fist fight those who prank him

,,well,,, try to

falls for every. prank.

EVERY. PRANK.

komaru

is usually the hostage that jill holds

just vibing

helps makoto and toko with their pranks

will always pretend to be scared / shocked

“omg.. you got me.. wahh”

dr2!!

hajime

what the hell is a prank

his response is always old man grumbling

“DAMN kids.. damn april..”

just vibes with chiaki the whole day

almost strangled nagito for a prank doe

bless this man

nagito

doesn’t prank people because “me? pranking the ultimates? nooo, trash like me could never do such a thing..”

…does prank hajime sometimes, though

LOVES when he’s pranked, no matter what the prank is

“for an ultimate to put time and effort into playing a prank on trash like me… how wonderful!”

just does nagito things

chiaki

doesn’t prank people all that much

when someone pranks her she blinks before laughing awkwardly

she never gets mad because she’s nice like that

the only “prank” she’s done was BRUTAL..

she stole hajime’s switch and made rosie leave his acnh town

ibuki

FUCKING LOVES PRANKS

pranks all day. pranks every second. you’re never safe around her on april fools’

plots with junko

the type to put paint up on open doors and cause them to fall on people

constant screaming, in fear or to cause fear

mikan

“h-huh? you.. pranked me..??”

very confused, 24/7

doesn’t prank people. barely understands what pranks are

gets pranked by ibuki every 2 seconds. bless her soul

usually the one to help everyone clean up the aftermaths of pranks

mahiru

she never pranks anyone

usually against pranks

when someone gets pranked she immediately scolds whoever did it

she helped with a single prank and immediately apologized for it

peko

what the hell is a prank x2

over protective of fuyuhiko

people have to tell her it’s a prank so she calms down

someone told her fuyuhiko died as a prank, she sobbed despite seeing him in front of her

“someone” was hiyoko

akane

only does food related pranks

usually ends up eating the food before she can prank you with it

enjoys hina’s pranks cause it involves food

just trying to vibe and cromch

fuyuhiko

“god i fuCKING HATE APRIL FOOLS’”

,,,fucking hates pranks

tries his best to protect peko

she tends to get pranked a fair bit anyway

sonia

“aha! i have pranked you! get.. pranked!”

you can usually tell when she’s trying to prank you

very supportive of pranks

“that was very funny! good job!”

kazuichi

really gay pranks

“b-bro it was just a prank bro i’m not gay bro i swear bro it was for the prank bro,, bro,, bro i–”

tries to get people to spy on sonia with him to “prank her”

no one agrees to join him

teruteru

makes bad food as ‘pranks’

tries to get the girls to wear lewd things, as a ‘prank’

heavy quotation marks on prank

just a horny dude as per usual

imposter

scoffs anytime someone tries to prank them

thinks pranking is child’s play

finds it funny when others get pranked doe

hiyoko

this is HER day to shine,, no one else

no one will escape her wrath

constantly lets bugs loose

has spent everyday planning, has customized plans for nearly everyone,,,

kicks people in the groin if they prank her, male or not

gundham

tried to put a spell on himself so people legally can’t prank him

it failed, had a pie thrown in his face

the four dark devas of destruction licked his face clean,,

is extra cautious so his furry children don’t get caught in prank crossfire

kokichi once took one of the dark devas as a prank…

gundham has NEVER forgiven him and probably never will

nekomaru

will yell at any prank in fear

locked someone in the bathroom as a prank

let them out cause he had to use it,,

isn’t good at pranks pray for him

dr v3!

shuichi

doesn’t get pranked a lot because he just starts crying

almost had a heart attack one year

doesn’t understand how kaede can have so much fun

his only ‘pranks’ are him accidentally scaring people at 9 pm when he is scavenging the kitchen for grated cheese,,

targeted by kokichi and kaede majority of the time

maki

will literally stab anyone who tries to prank her

except maybe kaede and kaito

bc they’re babies

one time kokichi hid all her weapons as a prank

she beat him to death

himiko

her ‘pranks’ are just magic tricks

will hex you if you say her magic pranks aren’t real

sleeps most of the day so no one really pranks her

also the fact that tenko is her bodyguard scares people away

“i have to much mana fear doesn’t effect me”

kaede

avid prankster

really wholesome doe, nothing to extreme

her jumping around a corner and yelling boo is considered a prank

attempts to play bdum tsh with piano keys

tries to act like she doesn’t scared,,, she really does

rantaro

really chill the entire day

not a lot of the pranks get him so he just awkwardly laughs

kokichi put a bucket on his head as a prank

kept it on the whole day. learned echolocation.

doesn’t really like pranking, too lazy

kirumi

scolds people for pranking

especially kokichi

isn’t one to prank really

thought adding extra vanilla to a cake was a ‘prank’

anytime she gets scared she beats the person with a broom

ryoma

people don’t prank him

they just can’t see him. too short.

stoic the whole day

judgemental glares to everyone the whole day

vibing

korekiyo

who let the cryptid learn about april fools

will constantly harass angie about “atua doesn’t exist,, jk april fools”

throws shedded snake skin at people?? and occult books?? as a prank

“who wants to summon satan.. but only as a prank”

pretends to be people’s sleep paralysis monster

(doesn’t need to pretend for me -irusu)

angie

has beaten korekiyo with a bible multiple times

thinks pranking people won’t make atua happy

anytime she’s scared she yells “atua is displeased”

tenko

beats up all the boys as a ‘prank’

will literally DESTROY anyone who pranks himiko

it doesn’t matter how harmless the prank is

really nice and forgiving to the girls

no mercy. will beat up the babiest of baby boyes. even makoto :(

makoto is terrified of tenko on april fools’ for this reason

miu

horny time horny time horny time horny ti

only plays pranks that are sexual in some way

TERRIFIED when people prank her

it doesn’t matter what the prank is

angry at them afterwards

tries to get kaede to play the pornhub intro theme on a piano

gonta

doesn’t get pranks

will still get spooked

didn’t even know hiyoko was pranking him because he cherished the bugs,,,

“wow..! gonta thanks hiyoko for these bugs! happy day!”

is to nice/confused to prank anybody

just doing his best

kaito

doesn’t prank people but is very supportive of other people pranking each other

the victim of most pranks because of how nice he is about it

got dared to prank kokichi once

you can guess how it went

kokichi

oh no

OH NO

stay away from him at all costs

rantaro and shuichi tried to be nice since everyone was avoiding him and tried to hang out with him

he gave them meat cupcakes

nobody ever pranks him because he holds grudges and will give you payback

his pranks are always wildcards. from dumping flour on maki to a whole entire elaborate prank just to make fun of kiibo being a robot, you never know

kiibo

“wait, what?”

gets targeted by kokichi

has no clue what a prank is

tries his best

has to get the prank explained to him when he gets pranked then he thinks it’s funny

tsumugi

treats hifumi putting hentai everywhere as an easter egg hunt

“pranks” people by putting on anime on their tv then leaving

thinks people pranking her is funny and laughs every time

mostly condescending laughs

as for your question.. well, we’re all doing pretty good i think! (hopefully)

personally i’m not that affected bc,, i usually never leave the house often anyway,,, i’m not lonely bc i have you guys and all the other mods… love yall! i haven’t really gotten into new hobbies but i might get back into watercolor painting if i have the time (which i probably do)! -mod kiwi

my schedule hasn’t changed because i don’t have a life so.. but i’ve been playing animal jam! for some reason! :) also got into your turn to die. if corn can spread her anime propaganda i can spread mine - mod irusu bro. u are my life ;flsuhed: -mod kiwi BRO - mod irusu

still an avid gremlin. my only hobbies rn are rewatching jojo and haikyuu, crying over it, and harassing the other mods with my stupidity. (narancia best boy watch jjba 2020) -mod corn

mod cass is busy getting a virus for a butterfly game she played when she was like 10. let’s assume she’s like the rest of us - mod irusu

mod chie is fucking dead but,,, as far as i know he’s doing good :)) being horny rabid man as usual :)) he’s always asleep when we make posts bc he has a relatively normal sleep schedule

-mod kiwi

update on cass: shes opening wine files now help

no i havent ivee been hungrye - mod dragon

?? no clue what that means either but best im gonna get from her - mod irusu

thanks for reading!

-mod kiwi

#danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #danganronpa v3 #april fools #mod kiwi #mod irusu #mod corn

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athyrabunlord · 6 years

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Below is @softoxidation‘s response to my Revue Starlight post. Tumblr is being weird so I had to copypasta and post it this way XD;

@softoxidation: In response to your Episode 8 post (and my own ranting):

I think you really hit the nail when you mentioned Karen. For lack of a better term, she’s basically a plot device to carry on the story. The fact that she was able to beat Claudine is utter bs to me. Claudine is consistently shown to be practicing by herself from the beginning so that she can beat Maya. Shown to be No.2 in the leaderboards not just because of her talent, but because of her own determination to improve. She even helps Futaba which shows just how good she is to be able to mentor someone who’s considered good enough to be in the 99th class. Now Karen comes in having only seriously practiced a few episodes ago and suddenly surpasses Claudine. There was no buildup to that event and even the delivery was terrible as it only showed a tiny snippet of the two fighting in Episode 8. I have no problem with Karen helping others out or furthering the plot, but without proper character development she’s nothing more than a convenient tool to solve problem by being the main character.

I would also want to mention how high of a pedestal Nana was on after Epidode 7 and how it made the events in Episode 8 make no sense. By how the anime framed it, she easily beat Maya, the No.1 on the leaderboard. It wasn’t even by pure luck as she is able to beat Maya every single time she does a rerun. Throughout the entire show Maya is shown to be the apex, the supposed final opponent to win the Revue, always the center of attention during practice and having a confident demeanor showing that she knows her strength. All shattered by Nana who now feels impossible to win against. Who is able to defeat Maya? Nobody other than Nana. Therefore, nobody can beat Nana. But, Episode 8 ruins it. By the power of plot armor, Hikari was somehow able to beat Nana. That is absolutely ridiculous, how is it that by suddenly having your “brilliance/shine” return to you at such a convenient time be seen as proper plot development? Logically, Hikari should now be able to have a cakewalk with Maya if they were to ever battle due to her being able to beat Nana, which makes the characters’ “power level” inconsistent and unbalanced. Hell, did she even know what was at stake when fighting Nana? I don’t recall the giraffe telling her of Nana’s exploits and if that is the case, then Episode 8 really is a rushed mess. Hikari’s background was honestly great, I loved how she would work hard for Karen’s sake and even admits that she’s scared of Karen being her crutch. However, that doesn’t excuse random power ups and taking out such a well developed plot point (Nana) so quickly. I really hope the future episodes will be able to clear that up if possible.

Also, doing a quick google search, a giraffe “symbolizes the ability to see the future and obtain things that normally would be out of reach”. I found this interesting since winning the auditions does allow you to make a wish, but Nana would always state how she could’t reach that same brilliance as Starlight even after winning. It also reveals how the giraffe could have brought Hikari to the Tokyo Revue by seeing the future/ Nana’s timeloops.

Haaaa… I think that’s enough ranting for now, really sorry if this sounds overly negative but your post lit a fire within me and I had to vent ^^;

If there is a Junana duet then everything I said will be null and void as I am trash that only wants my ship to sail

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Noooo not overly negative at all. Thanks for adding your insight on this I’m glad my post triggered people and I hope to trigger people more honestly lololol I mean I did awaken @ghikij

Yes with junanana duet I just might be willing to overlook everything that irritated me bahahaha cuz after all since they can’t have the spotlights might as well give them the duet they deserve right?

#softoxidation #shoujo kageki revue starlight #junanana #sigh ep 7 and 8 #kinda brain ded #can't think of interesting tags to put here #but yes very good points!!#that thing about the giraffe is interesting #I hope more will be shown

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agent-ches · 7 years

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THOR : RAGNAROK THOUGHTS (SPOILER ALERT)

literally the visuals of the damn film were great, A+++

- first of all THANK YOU TAIKA FOR DIRECTING THIS BEAUTY

- he literally added all of his little touches from Rachel House as Topaz from The Hunt for the Wilderpeople (there was an easter egg in the first trailer with reference to the movie through graffiti of the Skux Life) to Luke Hemsworth and Matt Damon impersonating Thor and Loki on stage

- THOR TALKING TO A DAMN SKELETON

- you’re probably wondering how i ended up like this cliche

- THANKS FOR BRINGING IN MY MAN KARL URBAN TO PLAY SKURGE who has a pretty decent character arc from replacing Heimdall to collecting knick knacks from the nine realms (machine guns named ‘Des’ and ‘Troy’, together they’re ‘Destroy’) and trying to impress ladies to temporarily becoming Hela’s Executioner although he hasn’t the heart to kill his own people to trying to be a stowaway (some would call this cowardly but wait) to deciding to fight for Asgard and giving his life as a result, he got his recognition

- Thor’s hammer antics, putting it in the dragon’s mouth and setting it on Loki’s chest like, “Stay!” and “OW OW OW” yeah that hammer is a real gem, pity Hela had to destroy it, makes sense that she would be able to do so since she wielded it before Thor was ever born when she and Odin had their fun rampaging the realms

- HELA IS THOR’S (and technically Loki’s) OLDER SISTER????????????? WHAT THE HELL????

- Loki as Odin was bloody hilarious, going “Oh shit” the moment his brother shows up (plus the giant statue of himself in gold, really??? a bit much???)

- LOKI LEAVING ODIN IN AN ELDERLY HOME HAH (the damn thing was being demolished like HELLO)

- Loki having to outdo Thor in some way aka FULL BLACK SUIT, SHIRT AND TIE FROM HEAD TO TOE while Thor is literally in jeans and a jacket (his face when Thor was asked for a selfie though, like how is that ever possible)

- THANKS FOR BRINGING IN BENEDICT TOO LIKE I NEEDED ME SOME STEPHEN STRANGE BEING SUPER EXTRA AND TELEPORTING(???) EVERYWHERE MAKING THOR WHOOZY (honestly i laughed so hard when Loki said he’d been falling for thirty minutes since Strange opened a portal for him to fall into and then reopned it much later, loved it)

- Thor disguising his hammer as a damn umbrella and it completely wrecking the New York Sanctum as it flies to him

- Sentimental bros when Odin passed on IN FRIGGING NORWAY

- The clouds and thunder mirroring Thor’s grief and anger and the sparks crackling like the perfect foreshadowing

- Thor being a dramatic dork with the most unnecessary costume change of the century, a lightning strike *rolls eyes to the moon and back*

- CATE BLANCETT IS SO HOT HOLY SHIT

- HER HAIR TURNS INTO HER HEADDRESS????? WHAAAAA?????

- HELA WHY YOU KILL MY WARRIORS THREE SOBS

- heimdall the fugitive, cue the mission impossible theme song (completely necessary i assure you)

- the amount of humour littered throughout the film is ridiculously fantastic so much so that i can’t possibly go through all of it but kudos to Drunk!Valkyrie, that is a mood i can totally agree with

- Loki and Thor arguing like a bunch of children good lord (CAN I JUST, THE GRANDMASTER SUBTLY FLIRTING WITH LOKI AND THOR JUST LOOKING COMPLETELY CONFUSED LIKE ????? GOLD!!!)

- SPARKLESSSSS

- “What’s the word we use for her that start’s with B?” “Trash.”

- Valkyrie sassing her way through the film, everywhere from speaking to Thor to Topaz and Loki like, what a boss

- Thor getting his hair cut by Stan Lee with a robotic arm (he’s so damn attached to his hair like woah)

- TAIKA VOICING KORG LIKE WHAT A PRECIOUS BEAN THAT GIANT STONE MONSTER IS I LOVE HIM ( he’s so precious “I tried to start a revolution but couldn’t print enough pamplets” + “We’re going to get out of here on that ship, want to join us?” + “I accidentally stepped on [Meek] on the Bridge and I felt so bad, I’ve been carrying him around all day” + Meek wakes up, “HEY EVERYONE MEEK’S ALIVE”) also the subtle explicit jokes did not go unnoticed ahem ahem -.-

- Loki’s projections being a recurring theme throughout the whole movie from the start where he visit’s Thor in the contender’s holding area, “to try and help him” and Thor keeps throwing stuff through him because his brother won’t even try to come and meet him face to face (Korg attacking supposed ‘ghost’ was also adorable), to when Loki is chained up in Valkyrie’s room and Thor throws something at him (it hits him in the head) to check if he’s really present, to when they try to escape and Thor figures out the trick because Loki’s inherent selfishness tips him off, and finally the ending when Lokis shows up after throwing Surtur’s crown into the fire, Thor not even daring to believe his brother is there in the room, “I would hug you if you were here,” and he tosses something at supposed projection only to have Loki catch it, “I’m here”, that was a tender scene between the brothers and I love Taika all the more for executing it as such (he could easily have had Tom miss the object and allowed it to hit him but he kept the moment an intimate one, bless him for that)

- the classic “HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK” and Loki’s face when he saw the Hulk, “I NEED TO GET OFF THIS PLANET” *flashbacks to PUNY GOD*

- Thor’s lightning being triggered by Odin and the Hulk’s punches though, the lightning is so flipping amazing and it’s honestly really cool to watch?????

- Bruce was the Hulk for TWO YEARS????? and Nat is the one to trigger the switch back (also his and Thor’s little frienship squabble was pretty cute, not to mention the Quinjet recognising Thor as POINTBREAK BAHAHAHA)

- Bruce in Tony’s clothes (can i get a little SCIENCE BROS up in here)

- Valkyrie and Bruce being so damn oblivious

- “Loki turned into a snake and I liked snakes and then he changed back into himself and stabbed me with a knife WHEN WE WERE EIGHT” and Loki still has the guts to smile, devious little bastard

- “Let’s do ‘GET HELP’!” “No, that’s embarrasing” proceed to Thor literally TOSSING Loki at the guards

- “It’s a leisure ship, the Grandmaster uses it for his orgys” oh lord bless me

- I don’t have much to say about Heimdall or Hela to be very honest, because we were only briefly introduced to Hela and Heimdall was barely touched on except as a fugitive getting the Asgardians to evacuate. Hela was mostly just stipulated as the villain and sister goddess, though her ability to produce swords continuously is fantastic and nicely presented

- Valkyrie’s past was cleverly dealt with instead of having a cheesy heart to heart, with Loki showcasing his magic abilities to pluck the memory from her mind and see for himself what really happened that turned her into a drunken scavenger

- Thor wanting to be a Valkyrie growing up then realising they were all women

- Bruce has 7 PhDs, good to know (none of them are for flying alien spacecraft though, also good to know)

- LOKI IS ACTUALLY RELATIVELY GOOD IN THIS ONE (although he does halt by the Tesseract and we all can guess that he takes it since he has it in Infinity War)

- Taika handled the missing Gauntlet fantastically with Hela tipping the relic over in Odin’s vault, calling it a fake, which alludes to the real one being missing, really nice segway right there (she also hovers by the Tesseract and recognises it’s power)

- Thor losing an eye, Loki thinking his new eye patch suits him and Hela saying he looks like their ‘dad’

- VENTRESS AKA THE REALLY CUTE AND SCARY GIANT WOLF THAT HELA CALLS HER PET IS SO COOL but also undead so yeah ....

- Asgard is a people (and Thor being their king, decides to take them to earth...)

- Ragnarok having a completely different meaning by the end of the film

- “Let me rephrase, how do you think the people will react to you bringing ME back?” “They wouldn’t be very pleased.” and cue what supposedly looks like a giant ass ship from Thanos

- second post credits scene was mostly for the laughs

- NO SOUL STONE IN THIS ONE FOLKS

- things were just a tad rushed in this one but the graphics and fight sequences were gracefully done and i’m satisfied

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