#this is nothing XD

[bookshelfdreams]

yk when you see someone share a finished handmade item that they clearly spent a lot of time and money on and it's just. The absolute tackiest thing you have seen in your life. And then you ask yourself why someone would waste all those resources on such an eyesore.

(no, of course you can't relate to that because you're a much nicer person than me)

In any case.

BEHOLD!

A wool coat!

The top fabric is handwoven and handspun, the whole thing is sewn by hand, too.

Leftovers. Barely anything, all things considered, which is very satisfying.

This thing took me well over 3 years to make, on and off. And now I'm done.

Thank you for your attention.

#carry on XD #i hope y'all realize that when I say tacky it's with nothing but love in my heart #yes it's ugly. that's the whole point. #everyone should have an item in their wardrobe that will get Looks and raised eyebrows #it's good for you #anyway can't believe I'm done! this is a huge boost to my crafting hubris I CAN DO ANYTHING #wizard bathrobe adventures #handweaving #handspinning #hand sewing #look what i made #crafts #overall I'm happy with it even though there's. things that aren't ideal #the pockets are set a bit too low #and i should have made it a tiny bit longer not much but maybe like 5cm #anyway #overall it's a nice coat i think #Now That's What I Call Slow Fashion

[silverskye13]

Tango: We got a little procrastination going on here?

Doc: Well I have two more embers to go, but -- I wanna, you know, I wanna go in the morning when I'm rested well and such

Cleo: [cackling]

Tango: Every bit helps, yeah

[...]

Doc: I might've drunk half a bottle of wine at the moment--

[Laughter from all the hermits in the lobby]

Cleo: Only half?! Lightweight!

Doc, defensively: I had to share!!

God I love these idiots.

#hermitcraft #decked out 2 #docm77 #tangotek #zombiecleo #pulled from bdub's most recent livestream #Decked Out Until I Drop! around the 1hr mark #ive done nothing but cackle through the entire stream #also @ Doc as a chronic wine drinker and intermittent lightweight: same dude XD #could you imagine running decked out tipsy?? #youd have a goddamn heart attack #or have giggling fits #either or

[zu-is-here]

make teleshopping great again ♪

#zu art #killer!sans #cross!sans #error!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #don't ask an artist 'why'.... ask 'did you have fun' cause the answer is yes XD #I drew this late at night in a hurry and in the hope of freeing my head from this idea so to never return to it again #but after long battles with my brain it was decided that the game is worth the candle so here it is :) #after all what's so bad about boys advertising home appliances? <3 #pure art. nothing wrong ♪ #if you know you know #suggestive tw #cause it's too hot (outside) ε-(´∀｀; ) #pff ​I like how Killer and Cross both fit perfectly into the situation and Error just: 'Wh. What are you looking at?? Leave me alone' xp

[nocek]

as promised in previous part they've got to have their couples cosplay! and doggos too! obviously!

#pavitr prabhakar #gayatri singh #pavitr x gayatri #spiderman #spiderman india #spiderverse #across the spider verse #atsv #it's not the last one in this series #fear not #and i guess it's really easy to guess who will be cosplaying Kakashi XD #and who will be very very upset that somebody dragged a pack of doggos across the multiverse just so they can cosplay a bit #but since thats a bit longer comic idk when i'll post it #so far it was 2 weeks of nothing and then 2 posts daily #please keep your fingers crossed for my weekend productivity

[ratstuckinamarble]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh we finally get to see Frankie's parents!!! And the question that was on my mind for soo long is finally answered! Their monster types were never specified before, but their dad is a zombie and their mom a goblin. Didn't see that coming. But she's so tiny, I love it XD

#Victor is rocking that pink bow tie #I'm so excited #they look nothing like what I imagined #rätposting #monster high #monster high g3 #mh g3 #can't wait to see em all interact #they were so sweet in the book #and a bit silly XD

[triaelf9]

My humble contribution to the Locked Tomb fandom: 0% yoplait and beefalo for your consideration XD

Just a small version of the twins from my supporter wallpaper this month, so if you want the whole thing in larger versions, you know where to go! ^_^

#The Locked Tomb #tlt #queer necromancers #Disaster meow meows #tridentarii #ianthe tridentarius #coronabeth tridentarius #also if you haven't read it #please do #and join me in my Ianthe flaming trash fire XD #I can tell you there is nothing as freeing as being in your living for terrible women phase XD

[elvyn]

I randomly saw this design, so I decided to draw it because looks cool

#There's nothing like drawing one of the most side characters in Bleach over and over lol #And it's a character with a weird creepy smile and a specific err sense of fashion #but hey i'm having fun #I like the idea of this character #This is probably also the biggest problem I have with Bleach #I like how these characters are created #but the execution in the plot is always worse xD #hirako shinji #bleach #my art #bleach brave souls i guess

[maskedhatterdoodles]

I gave him blanket. Moopsy deserves blanket

#moopsy #star trek #star trek lower decks #st ld #moopsy did nothing wrong #hey babe new fave just dropped #i drew this in like 5 minutes help XD

[elvenbeard]

POV: You’re very gay and problematic older men (affectionate) keep distracting you from the very pressing issue of figuring out how not to die from the problematic older man (derogatory) living on the experimental biochip in your head.

(I know River is not that much older than V probably but ssshhh, it counts)

Bonus:

#cyberpunk 2077 #v cyberpunk #goro takemura #river ward #kerry eurodyne #male v #johnny silverhand #cyberpunk 2077 spoilers #art by me #my v #it's still a crime that goro is not a romance option xD #I had way too much fun drawing these and spent too much time on them #but I just had to get this idea out of my head xD #love my edgy son with his stupid mullet so much #he deserves all the love and happiness #nothing bad ever happens to him nope #one day I'll learn how to loosely sketchily doodle my blorbo memes #and be happy with the result #long post #vincent ezaki

[blackjackkent]

More parsed dialogue adventures. I was watching the video linked in this post about Astarion's dialogue if you try to throw the ball in camp if Scratch has been killed for whatever reason. Got me wondering what the other companions say in various ball-throwing scenarios...

If the ball is thrown and Scratch is trapped at the posthouse but could still be rescued:

ASTARION: - Even the power of a squeaky ball isn't enough to break the dog out of that kennel. - Well... there might have been another dog around? - What, I have to go and pick it up myself? Ridiculous. - I should probably free the dog - this ball won't fetch itself. LAE'ZEL: - The dog's still stuck at the post house. - Just - tossing the ball around. - I need to break Scratch out of that kennel. - Throwing the ball around is no fun when there's no Scratch to catch it. GALE: - I suppose teleportation is beyond Scratch. - I should probably fetch Scratch from the post house. - I'm just playing fetch with myself unless I go back for Scratch... - Might as well throw the damn thing at the post house... SHADOWHEART: - I suppose I should really free Scratch before I expect him to come running... - Scratch can't aid me just now - not while he's in the post house. - Worth a try. I really ought to free Scratch. - I don't know what I expected - Scratch can't reach me just now. WYLL: - Scratch is cooped up at the post house. Can't wait to have him back. - Scratch is a good friend. I need to get him back. - The pooch won't be fetching balls until I fetch him from that kennel. - *Sigh* KARLACH: - Scratch is still stuck at the post house. - Don't know what I expected. - We need to go get our boy back from that awful kennel. - This is no fun without Scratch here. JAHEIRA: - Blast. We left the dog to the kennels. - Too much to hope that Scratch would hear it and break free. - Perhaps if I threw Boo, Scratch would come running... do not think I missed that hungry look, hound. - Enough - I do believe the dog himself would be embarrassed for me. Let's go get him back. HALSIN: - Scratch cannot come - he still languishes at the post house. - Of course, my canine friend cannot help just now. He remains at the post house. - Thwarted again. I must see to freeing that poor dog. - Worth an attempt, but it would surely be quicker to just free Scratch. MINTHARA: - Scratch! Here, boy! Where is that damn dog? - Scratch is at the post house. We should organise a rescue mission. - Who do we need to kill to get Scratch back? - I hope he remembers us. (Devnote: Sadly.) MINSC: - Scratch is a captive of the post house still. Unless he breaks out to come and fetch...? No. - Would you like to fetch instead, Boo? - One more throw, and then we shall go and fetch Scratch from his prison. - You are right, Boo. If Scratch could see me now, he would be concerned. TAV: - Ah - Scratch is still at the post house. - It was worth a shot. Could have been other dogs in the area. - Time to fetch Scratch from the kennels, I suppose. - Well, it was worth one last shot.

If Scratch is permadead:

ASTARION: - Good riddance to the dog. Who'd miss that waggy little tail... (devnote: Pretending not to be sad and failing) - Does it have a sad squeak now? Is that even possible? - I suppose I'll just pick it up myself. - Can't believe the stupid dog isn't here to get the stupid ball. LAE'ZEL: - It's not much fun alone. - I really don't know what I thought would happen. - Solo fetch. A miserable pastime. - Can't believe I'm going to say this, but - I miss Scratch. GALE: - You were an excellent friend, Scratch - and that's coming from a cat-lover. - I hope there's balls and bones galore, wherever you are... - Poor Scratch. I'm lucky to have met you. - I hope Scratch doesn't miss his ball, wherever he is... SHADOWHEART: - I need to stop doing this to myself... - I didn't do this enough, when I had the chance. - I hope Scratch has a new ball to play with, wherever he is... - It's silly... part of me felt like Scratch might still show up for his ball. WYLL: - Fetch isn't much of a solo game. - Damn. I miss the furry fellow. - For old times' sake. - I miss you, Scratch. KARLACH: - I miss my dog. - Here, pup. (Devnote: Sadly - the dog is dead and she knows this.) - Why am I doing this to myself? - Scratch should be here. With his family. JAHEIRA: - Enough. This isn't helping anyone. - You deserved better, boy. - Gods, but you'd miss the fuss. The noise. Gods above, even the smell. - Pointless, without a pup to chase it. HALSIN: - I hope you are happy, wherever you are. - I am sorry, Scratch. - I torment myself - Scratch is not going to come. - Poor Scratch. I hope he is at peace. MINTHARA: - Everyone assumes I killed the dog. I liked the dog. - Scratch reminded me of my first displacer beast. A noble creature. - Withers! Be a good skeleton and fetch that ball. - Gah. I miss the damn dog. (Devnote: Surprised by her own feelings.) MINSC: - Scratch, come and... oh. How could I forget he was gone, Boo? - No game of fetch will bring Scratch back from death. - I know he is gone, Boo, but... perhaps this is a way of keeping him alive, no? - I miss him, Boo. TAV: - I suppose I'd better pick it up. No one else will. - Poor Scratch. I miss him. - It's not as fun when no one brings it back. - Scratch really gave that ball life. DARK URGE: - Why can't you fetch, puppy? Death is no excuse! - I think Scratch is up north. Playing in a goat-farm in Icewind Dale, of course! - Scratch was only ever meat of the lowest grade. - Aw, did someone pet you a bit too hard, pup? I thought you liked it!

If ball is thrown but Scratch unavailable/not currently summoned:

ASTARION: - Oh, the dog's had enough fun? Lazy mutt. - Dog? Dog! Fetch the ball. Fetch the - never mind, I'll get it. - First he wants to fetch, now he doesn't want to fetch. Make up your mind, dog. - The dog's tired after one little game of fetch? Weak. Pathetic. Barely a good boy at all. LAE'ZEL: - I don't think Scratch is up for it. - Scratch is resting. Not sure who or what I expected would fetch that. - It's Scratch's naptime. I'll need to get that. - I guess I'll have to get that. Scratch isn't about to. GALE: - Poor pooch is worn out. - Better let Scratch rest up. - The ballplay can wait, I suppose. - Hmm. I suppose Scratch has had enough fun and games for now. SHADOWHEART: - It's too soon - Scratch needs his rest. - Lazy mutt... no, I shouldn't say that. He's a good boy. - Poor thing. He must still be tired. - Still too soon. Scratch is dreaming of balls and buried bones, no doubt. WYLL: - Poor Scratch is tired. I should let him rest. - Scratch needs a snooze. The games can wait. - All tuckered out? Me too, Scratch. Me too. - No point in that. Good ol' Scratch is snoozing away. KARLACH: - Poor Scratch is all worn out. - I shouldn't tease our boy. - Fella must need a little shut-eye. - Better get it myself. JAHEIRA: - Well, Scratch? Do you scratch yourself somewhere? - Would you prefer I wild-shape, and fight you for it? - Take your rest then, Scratch. Eldath knows you've probably earned it more than us. - Lazy pup! Must I fetch it myself? HALSIN: - The poor dog is still weary. I must give him a chance to recover. - The valiant Scratch deserves his rest. Best leave him be for another while. - Even the most loyal of companions needs his rest. Sleep on, Scratch. - Scratch deserves his rest - I can handle this without him. MINTHARA: - Disobedient hound. Where is he? - Scratch. Obey my command! (Devnote: miffed but not actually angry; she likes Scratch too much to be angry.) - Blasted dog. You dare ignore me? - Do I have to fetch it myself? This is demeaning. MINSC: - Scratch is off somewhere scratching himself, I think. - Ah, I see. Scratch is playing fetch in his dreams instead. - Scratch sleeps still? Boo, you will have to share with him some of your stamina-building tricks. - If Scratch will not fetch, and Boo will not fetch, then Minsc must fetch. TAV: - Must be tired from all that running around. - Even good boys need a moment to catch their breath. - Must still be tired. Poor Scratch. - If Scratch won't pick it up, I guess I will.

Some other bonus animal-related items, starting with the owlbear cub talking about Scratch:

If Scratch and the cub are friends: No - Scratch friend! Takes care of me when scared at night. If Scratch was killed: Sad. No want food. No want play. (Player: What's the matter?) Scratch gone. Miss him. (Player pets cub.) Little better... You're nice.

And Scratch about the cub:

If Scratch and the cub are friends: No, nothing happened - just the young one having bad dreams. That's what you heard. (Player: I hear you're friends with the owlbear cub.) Yes! He's a handful, but I like having him around. I stay with him and keep him company when he's scared. He'll settle down, in time. If the cub was killed: It's not the same here. Feels emptier. (Player: What's wrong?) The young cub. He's gone... for good. (Player pets Scratch.) Thank you. I needed that.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 dialogue #astarion ancunin #lae'zel #gale dekarios #shadowheart #wyll ravengard #karlach cliffgate #jaheira #halsin #minthara #minsc #scratch bg3 #owlbear cub #nothing too earthshattering here but i kind of love minthara and Lae'zel's lines XD #'everyone assumes i killed the dog. i *liked* the dog' #and of course Karlach makes me want to give her a huge hug

[comics-centalx]

Ok. I just need to take a moment and say I absolutely love how Wally's reactions while dodging an alien hurtling towards him out of his 𝘞𝘐𝘍𝘌'𝘚 mouth are normal, but then his finishing expression and pose is like a Greek statue.

His face just goes from pure shock to ✨𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤✨.

Honestly, it gives me "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls" vibes.

Don't even get me started on Dick's reaction, lmao.

#Wally West #dc comics #dc universe #the flash #linda park #dick grayson #nightwing #Dick's instincts are wild #like wally had superspeed so its not that shocking he dodged so easily but Dick? #Dick is literally a normal person who probably doesn't even know whats coming at him and was just like #“I need to stab stab with my electric stick” #He literally has the definition of surprised pikachu face XD #birdflash #Wally realizing when he dodged he left Dick wide open and in the crossfire and having nothing but pure fear and regret on his face is just #AHHHHHGHGHGGG #i love them your honor #their relationship is everything to me #Feel bad for linda #I hate puking in general but having an actual LIVING thing come out of ur mouth is just EHGHUGHUGHU

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

#pix habla #fnaf #✨💖 even if you don’t like frogs and I post about frogs does that make sense #i see some yall not liking some of the stuff I draw and just kinda wonder ? why you still follow lol #i won’t take it personally #even if it’s a mutual heck I’ve even told my friends to unfollow if they ever need a break from my blog =w=👌 #because It’s nothing personal >> #i used to ok so funny story xD I used to follow a friend in middle school on social media #and we were good friends but had nothing in common in what we posted about =w= #like she loved Beatles fanfics (don’t ask do not ask idk I didn’t read past the titles) #and i loved sonic :v #and like #thats aigh ? you don’t gotta ? follow a blog that doesn’t bring joy no matter if you’re close or not #i would honestly hate it if I’m making anyone upset or unhappy #so yeyeyeye I’ve said this before in other fandoms but like >>)✨✨💖 put 👏 your mental health 👏👏👏 FIRST ALWAYS👏 #Stay safe y’all ✨👌 have fun be free #we’re all just… sitting here… online 😔 ain’t nothing to it

[hacash]

full name: sergeant solomon 'HR nightmare' tozer

terror shitposting (7/?)

#the terror #terror shitposting #solomon tozer #honestly it could have been either tozer or hickey in this one #i'm sure i'll see nothing but g-rated tags on this post #XD

[smashwolfen]

I just want everyone to appreciate how much this man HATES Timer Balls, he's so salty they even exsist! So much wasted time in his mind XD

#clan leader adaman #adaman #pokemas #pokemas adaman #pokemon masters ex #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #arceus #legends arceus #legends of arceus #pla #adaman doesnt even consider folks use timer balls for the aesthetics #or because its the last balls someone has trying to catch a stubborn pokemon #I bet he'd have nothing but quick balls if given the money to buy them XD #dont get your top knot in a bunch buddy #pokemas spoilers

[elvyn]

Some sketches of Shinji and one lost Jugram xD

#Idk why I keep drawing Shinji over and over again #bro is one of the least frequently appearing characters in Bleach (in the anime they recently cut out his scenes #which made me laugh more than sad at this point xDD) #But there's something fun about drawing his err... rather specific design #Oh and Jugram... he's just pretty xD #nothing more needs to be added here #my art #bleach #jugram haschwalth #shinji hirako

[herrscherofmagic]

XD Impact 3rd

(inspired by this post on the HSR subreddit!)

#XD #the tags are gonna be a nightmare #oh well #i regret nothing <3 #honkai edit #honkai impact 3rd #honkai 3rd #kiana kaslana #raiden mei #bronya zaychik #Herrscher of the Void #HoV #pardofelis #kallen kaslana #yae sakura #otto apocalypse #theresa apocalypse #elysia #honkai adam #honkai lyle #sirin #rita rossweisse #misteln schariac #aponia #honkai raven #veliona #red seele #LONG LIVE THE HERRSCHER OF SENTIENCE! #senti #herrscher of sentience