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thebirdsareafterme · 3 months

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Having both Daniel and Carlos as your favourite drivers is a lot like getting punched in the face repeatedly with a brick and tossed into the ocean, getting up only to be stabbed in the back by Fred Vasseur in a chicken costume.

#I need to choose drivers who don’t get fucked over by their teams #unfortunately I’m already emotionally attached to these ones #daniel ricciardo #carlos sainz #if I think about it for too long #i’m gonna start crying #this is simply the worst #the WORST #I just got over the Daniel heartbreak of 2022 #and now they hit me with THIS??#Fred vasseur count your fucking days #tiny French man #f1

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bereft-of-frogs · 16 days

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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meyerlansky · 1 year

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i buried him. six feet deep. he went into that box so easily.

bonus:

#shadow and bone #kaz brekker #shadowandboneedit #sabedit #socedit #shadowandbonesource #shadowandbonecentral #grishaverse #kazbrekkeredit #six of crows #mine #DIRTYHANDS #BASTARD OF THE BARREL #he's simply at his best when he's being the worst

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kneelingshadowsalome · 7 months

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könig really is the type to say thank you every time he cums.

LMAO

He’s so mean before he cums, manhandles you and is all grumpy and needy and super horny because he hasn’t had a woman in ages, grunts some very nasty, deprived things in your ear as he fucks you (pretending to be the perfect gentleman before that of course, he even bought you a dinner and everything)...

But when he finally cums, he sounds like he’s about to cry! You’re a bit confused for a moment, like what the hell has gone into this big jerk now, suddenly he curses in German and repeats Danke all breathless, when just a minute ago he told you you’re the tightest pussy he’s ever had :(

(He’s mean!! Just a massive gremlin, this one)

#you have to understand #he's the worst until he gets all the frustration out #after that he either falls asleep looking both exhausted and content #or simply becomes the sweetest guy you've ever met

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toomuchambition · 10 months

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Plural tip for systems that track fronts; be lenient on tracking who may be active. Like, this is your brain, not the tax office. You don't have to perform a bunch of extremely specific checks just to make sure a headmate is truly active; you can just acknowledge their presence in whatever form that may take. Trust that they'll talk to you if they want something, and just let yourselves be. Even if they don't do anything, it still gives them history. Your headmates will appreciate having a place in your system's history, even if they don't remember exactly what they did or said in every single instance.

And even your front history isn't entirely accurate? They'll likely still appreciate that you think about them.

#plurality #plural help #simply plural #endo safe #plural positivity #positivity #this may not apply to every system of course #and it may not apply to every situation #but if you ever find yourself stressing on whether or not a headmate is “really” there or not #ask yourself what's the worst that could happen if you acknowledge them?

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avolan-istair · 2 months

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The two, the gay, the friends

god, how much i relish every moment with him. An utter delight, i must say! NOT! every moment i am with this poor excuse for a friend i feel my vitality being drained by his utter pessimism and lackluster attitude.

He never even told us he experiences the horrors of all that mankind has known ever known every time he resists his, "illness," called "narcolepsy" or whatever

I mean, how could that even be real??? They made that up for the mysterious Benedict society, it's fiction!

i feel my body languish with his words, my spirit withering with his unpleasant beratement of my being, constantly lambasting my person!!!

xoxo

Avolan

#art #my art #drawing #besties #enemies #enemies to worst enemies #enemies to lovers???#peace and love #he calls me stupid but he simply can't understand my epic swag

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grandwretch · 1 year

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been thinking a lot about those hcs about steve bullying eddie and i'm pretty sure the math just does not check out on any level

like okay so first of all, steve absolutely would not be bullying someone older than him in his freshman and sophomore years, especially because in the way puberty hits teen boys, there is no way eddie wasn't probably taller and bigger than him in those years.

and like, yeah, he was more of an asshole in his junior year, but he was only a junior for four months before the demogorgon. so that means that everything you want steve to be responsible for vis a vis eddie's trauma has to be within that four months.

it's especially egregious when the only person we actually see steve bully is jonathan, who is a sophomore at the time. a sophomore who kicked steve's ass, btw. which probably means steve wasn't physically bullying seniors and escaping unscathed.

also it seems to be an equally popular trope that steve bullied gareth and gareth hates steve the most out of all eddie's friends, which is like... okay, gareth is, i think, a junior at the time of s4? which means he would have been a freshman in steve's junior year. which, yeah, sets him in steve's prime bullying demographic, but can i just remind everyone that steve wasn't even with that crowd for his entire first semester of junior year?

it seems incredibly unlikely that gareth got bullied by steve personally in fall '83 and then held on to that grudge for the rest of high school, especially after seeing firsthand steve's fall from popularity and then spending almost a whole year in school without him.

#shut up az #i simply do not understand where the hcs are coming from #the math ain't mathing #steddie #< more a target audience tbh but im like !!! esp the gareth thing #like do yall really think that steve bullied a 14 yr old so bad that now theyre like #hey i know ive lived through the extremely fucked up reigns of billy hargrove and jason carver but my main problem is still with you sir #like lets have some fucking perspective. these kids actually had to go to school w/ billy and tommy steve is not the worst person theyve me

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mendingbone · 11 months

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River & Loey & Adam— ʟᴜᴄʏ ᴅᴀᴄᴜs,ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ...//sᴜsᴀɴ ʜᴏᴡᴇ, sɪɴɢᴜʟᴀʀɪᴛɪᴇs//ғʀᴀɴᴢ ᴋᴀғᴋᴀ, ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍɪʟᴇɴᴀ//ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴀssɪᴄ ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇ//ᴇᴛʜᴇʟ ᴄᴀɪɴ, ᴛᴡᴏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴛᴇʟ ʙᴇᴅ//ɪsᴀᴀᴄ ᴍᴀʀɪᴏɴ, ᴡᴀʀᴍ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇs//ᴍᴀʙᴇʟ, ᴇᴘɪsᴏᴅᴇ 𝟸𝟾: ᴍᴀᴛʀʏᴏsʜᴋᴀ//ᴇʀɪɴ sʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴ.

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communistkenobi · 3 months

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everyone and their dog writes articles now about a totally new intersectional inclusive way to approach knowledge that decolonises the academy, and then the entire article just declares that subaltern voices will be included and indigenous ways of knowing will be respected but they never describe how or what confrontations with western academic thought will be produced or what will get revealed when this new epistemic approach becomes universally applied or what will structurally happen to the academy during this process. it’s like anti-theory, pure description and declaration, no attention paid to how the base units of western thought (such as subject/object), the capitalist logic of the university as a class/race mediator that necessarily reproduces white supremacy, will be problematised or made impossible, just an assertion that spaces will be made for previously marginalised groups. It’s so infantilising, as if the only thing stopping Black or Indigenous scholars from being considered scholars in academia was the lack of an EDI program or land acknowledgements and not like, foundational structural racism that regards all non-western knowledge and intellectual thought as non-knowledge. the academy as we know it would not exist without half a thousand years of pillage and plunder but I’m sure your new HR program will fix that

#having a run of just the absolute worst shit assigned readings. just fucking nothing dude #quite literally reproducing the neoliberal understanding of racism as simply a lack of racial inclusion in the market #you’re talking about an empire built atop a mountain of bones dude a land acknowledgement is not going to solve that. You’re just adding to #the fucking pile by reducing this issue to ‘inclusion’#book club

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heymrspatel · 8 months

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can we talk about this real quick? like can we talk about how ian's just lying there looking at his husband in their new space? were they chatting? quiet pillow talk? were they just being quiet and ian was taking it upon himself to fondly observe him? thank you for your time.

ray. you come into my house with this? fully knowing? the effect? it's going? to HAAAVE?! i see how it is...

i think it's a mix of all. i think they're absolutely floating in the afterglow. just taking their time coming down. caressing. quietly talking. taking their time with what they want to say. conversations about anything and nothing. "do you want pancakes tomorrow?" and "we have an easy work day planned" and "i loved how you touched me tonight" and "kiss me" slow, soft. little smooches. little giggles. long stares. easy smiles. heavy sighs. a 'baby' here. a 'big guy' there. i love you, i love you, i love you.

but, i know ian also took his time looking. just going over all those features he already has memorized. mickey's straight nose, his long eyelashes, his eyebrows currently at rest, his freckles. so many! lighter than ian's, but there all the same. his shiny black hair, his ears, his neck - faintly marked - beautiful, collarbone, shoulders, chest, belly, down down down... ian's hands slowly touching everything he's looking at. with his fingers tips, feather soft. mickey all floaty and glowy and warm, accepting it all.

so, yea. i think everything, softly and slowly.

#eepy baby! i'm fully wondering if you're still awake and are going to see this lol but here it goes 🤞🏼#i wont yell at you for dropping this in my lap cause shhhh you're sleepy - maybe tomorrow 💙#but thank you for making me lose it more than i already had upon seeing this gifset. i've seen what god has done for others. i simply ask..#i love YOU! you get my silly words #also i would love for tumblr to stop deleting my ray tags. out of all the things this website has done. this is the worst.#whatthebodygraspsnot #asks #shameless #gallavich #ian x mickey #j ramble drabbles

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kaetor · 2 years

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For the color palette challenge, idk why but the first time I heard “Could have been me”-by The Struts, I immediately think of Tim Drake like how this would be the background music if he gets the chance to change into his new hero name+costume in a heated battle and this would be the mark of him out growing the Robin mantle

yoo! I like this song a lot it makes me nostalgic because it sounds a lot like a lot of songs I used to listen to when I was very small. I'm using your ask as an excuse to draw Tim in one of my many designs for possible new codename costumes for him >:)

(id in alt)

ask game

#tim drake #dc #dc comics #dcu #batfam #red robin #i gotta post those little designs i did for him #im not 100% sold on them but some of them are solidly solid #its simply that the doc that has all the tim designs also housed a superboy and Every Other Robin so it'd take. so much. to describe #outfit/costume designs take the most words to describe and superhero costumes r the worst because I cant just say things #like 'shes wearing a pink tank top'#anyways.#color palette challenge #song palettes #k-art #cleb art

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moiraineswife · 8 months

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