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chrollohearttags · 1 year

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toxic armin as your little mischievous work boyfriend that’s always flirting with you on the clock and trying to fuck on you after hours.

cw: nsfw, black fem reader, friends with benefits, both reader and Armin are toxic, fingering, car/public sex, mentions of weed; both consuming and selling, and vaping, perv armin, (he uses a bit of vulgar language), infidelity, backshots, squirting, oral sex, bulging, spit play, daddy’s used like once

📝: just a little random drabble I thought of at like midnight last night as one does and couldn’t get it out of my head. Toxic Armin is my new obsession as of late. This is also inspired by my boo @lemmetreatya ‘s lovely, amazing series!

working with Armin was always an adventure in and of itself. Someone who looked so innocent and sweet, always being as helpful as possible, would have never made you guess that he was the exact opposite, later on down the line! Having both been employees of the local convenience store for a few months, specifically the night time, where you’d catch a few stragglers coming in and out to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets. Third shifters heading out for the long twelve hour intervals ahead and stocking up on energy drinks, chips and candy to keep themselves awake. All in all though, it was fairly peaceful so it left much room for the two of you to get acquainted. You would go an hour or two at a time without so much as a single customer walking through your doors. Oftentimes, leaving you to your own devices. That’s when you first came to know Armin for who he truly was.

both of you college students, working part time for a little extra money but it didn’t take long for you to learn of his real occupation..watching him go outside for frequent ‘smoke breaks’; sucking on a vape pen while passersby would slide their hand across his for some sort of exchange. And he knew every single blind spot around the perimeter to avoid getting caught. The first sign that you knew this man was slicker than oil. That boyish charm was fooling nobody! But you were no snitch and you’d keep your mouth closed, as long as he promised to supply you with your own free of charge. “I got you as soon as we clock out, don’t worry..” It was a small compromise he was willing to make..especially for a pretty girl like you. Having a friend and his own personal eye candy in one made this shitty little side gig all the more worth it. So the two of you would sit in the chairs, watching surveillance and whatever show you were into at the moment from your phones to pass the time. Not to mention, talk shit about your clientele and any other topic that came to mind.

including the most taboo one..however, it did arise one night while you were in the backroom, getting ready to do a restock and you were confiding in one another about ex partners and how bad the relationships were. Now, he did have a notorious reputation for being a fuck boy as well so you took his words with a grain of salt. Even so, it was entertaining to listen to his tales of him having sex with girls who would sneak behind their boyfriends backs to come see him. Supplying them with the dick they so desperately craved before blocking their numbers and never talking to them again. “Damn, Armin. So you doing bitches like that? I’m scared of you..” always joking and teasing him as he tried to downplay his own efforts. You couldn’t judge him too much though because there was a slew of niggas on your own line that you had ghosted after getting ate out and then dipping before giving anything in return. Maybe that’s why you two got along so well..you were equally toxic! Still, he’d just give that same nonchalant shrug and pretend otherwise.

“You’re so crazy, (y/n). I have no idea what you’re talking about. All I do is work and go to school.” And indeed, that’s exactly what it would seem to anyone who spotted the baby-faced boy..with his pouty expression and pretty blue eyes. His blonde shag, always a little scruffy but styled just right. A single tattoo going down his forearm and a tongue piercing between his lips. It was easy to see why anyone would leave what they had at home for his ass. But you weren’t the only one with wandering eyes. Armin would catch himself stealing glances at you as you stowed away boxes. It was a horrible thing to do but sometimes, he’d watch you struggle for a bit to place one on a high shelf just so he could see your tits as your tight fitting shirt lifted or that thick ass jiggle in your pants. “Sorry, let me come help you.” His favorite phrase to utter after getting his eyeful.

he couldn’t lie, he had his fair share of girls but not one was seeing you in any aspect. From that pretty dark brown complexion, deep set matching eyes, tall frame and stacked, curvy figure. Your makeup and nails stayed laced..he had never once caught you without long acrylics, a new install or fluttery lashes, whether extensions or minks. Two gold nose cuffs sitting on your nostrils and a freshly started tattoo sleeve going down your forearm. Courtesy of your tricks that would be lucky to get anything more than your conversation. He respected it, honestly. One look and it was easy to see why you were always having your way. You could probably talk him up out of his clothes and a little cash too. This job was nothing more than a means to an end for you both. Something to pass time and make a little pocket change.

also, the perfect place to hook up after hours! You had developed a pretty promiscuous habit of flirting throughout the night; making little slick, dirty comments to each other out of earshot of anyone and even sneaking feels away from the view of the camera. When you’d bend down, he’d press himself against you..slowly rutting those hips to your backside. Rubbing up on your breasts. You didn’t make it any easier when you subtly bounced it on his pelvis to make him hard. Garnering a tiny damp spot on the fronts of his joggers. He couldn’t help it when you were so fine..and thick as hell. “(Y/N), if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear you were trying to get me in trouble.” “You are smart. How’d you know?” It didn’t take long before you could no longer hold back on those desires and things came to a head one night when he offered to take you home after getting off a little earlier than expected due to a pipe burst in the store. You were perfectly capable of driving yourself but he had other plans. Once back in the parking lot of your apartment complex, he’d hand off the complimentary he promised you after making sales and you vowing your silence.

normally, he’d pre roll your blunts but he had to see you in action for himself. Sitting in his passenger seat; windows tinted, doors locked and the subtle thud on music playing through the speakers of his Infiniti G35, Armin so casually reclined his seat as you placed the ground up seedlings into the papers..flicking that long tongue across the line to seal it up. The way he glared up at you, subtly chewing on his lip with his eyes half shut.. “..what’s wrong?” “Oh, nothing..you just look pretty tonight, that’s all.”

a compliment that shouldn’t have meant anything coming from his mouth but the way he so suavely uttered it, you couldn’t help but to feel something. You’d pass the blunt back and forth, getting high in his front seat until you began to feel a buzz..one that worked its way to your private areas! “Y’know (y/n)..you can lick a blunt real good. Thought I should tell you that..” Randomly declaring in his intoxicated state as he leaned over and brushed your cheek. At first, only making you laugh. “Nah, I think your ass is just nasty.” And he wouldn’t attest, not one bit. Instead, he’d offer to prove just how right you were!

his hand slowly creeping up your shirt and working to unfasten your pants. Those little lips brushing against your own in a weed induced haze and eventually blossoming into full blown deep kisses. Those once dormant fingers found home inside of your panties as your work clothes began to disappear from your bodies. His shirt off and tossed on the back floorboard as he crawled closer to you. Those lanky digits working their way around those wet folds and plump lips. Hearing you moan against his mouth in reaction to having your clit massaged. Watching your reaction as he buried it to the knuckle. Eventually, he’d work it inside; watching you nearly claw the leather off of his door handle as he spread your legs wider and fucked you with those fingers. “You’re so fucking tight, I can barely fit another one in..” but he had plans to stretch that little pussy out before he left. Soon, you’d find his head resting between your thighs and the sounds of slurping arose from that seat. “Oh, fuck..Arminnnn. That shit feels so good..” whimpering with that blunt in one hand and his golden locks in the other. So greedily and proudly devouring your cunt as he had never done any other woman before. For further lube, he’d glance up into your eyes; his cheeks sandwiched between your palms and ask a favor:

“Spit in my mouth, right now.” Further proving what you said earlier to be very true. Even so, you did as he asked; leaning forward to let saliva drip between his teeth and he ate to his heart's content. “Nasty ass..I love it.” Soon, you’d find yourself making a massive mess of his chin and center console. By the time he was finished, you left him with a mouthful of sweet nectar..the best he had ever tasted. And him being your best eater by far!

“I’ve never had anybody make me squirt off of head, you something else.” Laughing as you tried to fein embarrassment. But he wanted to see that pretty smile and you taste the remnants of yourself. Running his finger underneath your chin and feeding you sloppy pecks. “That’s nothing, baby. I can keep you coming all night.” Besides, you were his first experience with one so he couldn’t wait to feel that first hand..watching you flow all over him. But first, you wanted to return the favor and let him get a taste of what you had to offer. It wasn’t long before you found yourselves on the backseat; ass up in the air and his khaki sweats shuffled around his ankles. Seconds later, you were swallowing him whole. Sucking on his tip and looking into his eyes as you did so. You’d slather him up in spit, jerk him off until he couldn’t take another moment of teasing and start fucking your face. Forcing your head down on his cock until you cover him in all that saliva. And just because he was so good to you earlier, you don’t let up until he’s filling your throat full of nut and shaking violently from his orgasm. “Goddamn, (y/n)..!” Kissing you immediately after you make him come.

from there, you found yourselves fucking wildly; letting him give you rough backshots as you fogged up the windows in a weed induced haze. Only taking him halfway with a thumb in your ass until you opened up for him to fit more; Intoxicated on it and each other. “This dick feel so fucking good..” “..yeah? So who does it belong to now? Tell me.” And the answer was blatantly obvious. Letting him pound you like crazy until he was satisfied with what you said. Even choking you until he elicited the correct response.. “You daddy..it’s yours.” Losing count of the amount of times you make one another climax until you’re both too exhausted to move. You wetting him up and him emptying himself inside of you, begging with the promise of getting you a Plan B if you allowed it.. “I don’t want to pull out, baby..let me nut in it, please..” and the way he talked you through your orgasms, you were more than glad to do so!

by the time it came to an end, it was nearly four am and you were both so exhausted that you allowed him to spend the night at your place. Needless to say, there wasn’t much sleep once he got you behind closed doors…beating you sore in the shower and then fucking you slowly from the side until he fell asleep with his cock nestled between your folds.

from that day forward, your part time job became all that more exciting. And your partner in crime turned friend with benefits made the night shifts much more tolerable.

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ambassadorarlert · 6 months

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toxic!armin head canons

author’s note: this fr has been a long time coming. it took a while to gather my thoughts lmao. he can’t be sweet all the time, right??😭

warning: modern au. toxic characteristics — obsession, jealousy, possessiveness. gaslighting.

18+ ONLY MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

we're not gonna look away from armin's whole underlying character trait of being a known manipulator. he is going to gaslight you.

armin starts his mind games as a last resort. when he's desperate to have his way. when he's being back into a corner, and you're holding your ground in an argument or disagreement. when you're winning and he's losing. he'll play into his unfortunate-baby face-sweet-boy persona and say, "i'm only telling you/doing this because i love you!" armin slaps, "I don't know what you want me to do." at the end of most arguments because he knows it will make you quit arguing out of pure frustration.

we can all agree armin goes through your phone

he immediately clicks on iMessage to see who you’ve been texting. snoops through everything. pictures, contacts, notes. all of it. armin goes all up in your private dm’s, discord, looks through your snapchats. who you’ve been sending tiktoks to. he’s so extra, he even scrolls on your social media timelines. your dash. your fyp. just to see what you’re always looking and giggling at bc who is making you laugh if it’s not him ? arminknows he won’t find anything and that you would never do anything behind his back. but he looks anyway and holds his breath just in case. and, if he does find something he doesn’t like, he will confront you about it and not even address the bigger question

major attachment issues. in bold, italics and regular size font.

the root cause being his parents died when he was really young and was only raised by his grandpa who worked all the time. /: armin definitely has mommy issues. he's very anxious to pleasure you and do everything you want him to bc a.) he's hopelessly devoted to you b.) for some reason he think it'll make you love him more. armin will get really attached to you after the first date, and everything in your relationship moves quickly. he says i love you first. 3 months into the relationship you’re moving in together. engaged after 1 year, married 6 months later. he’s sensitive and in tune with everything you’re doing and feeling and saying. the slightest change in your voice, oh you must be mad at him. when you're literally just tired and have 0 energy, he must be annoying you. armin needs regular reassurance and validation. he will straight up ask “do you still love me?” at least once a day.

armin gets jealous so. so easily.

armin thinks he's not good enough for you and that you deserve someone who can do the things he can't, while simultaneously not being able to bear the thought of you being with another man. he views other guys as a threat and is off-putting on purpose. he goes through your followers and interactions daily and reports guys who leave compliments and thirsts. he gives guys dirty looks when he see's them obviously looking at you. will ask trap questions like "would you still be with me if you could start your life over?" armin is well liked among your girlfriends but makes no effort with your guy friends, and has succeeded in distancing you from a few of them. he disguises ultimatums as open communication. armin's jealousy is a delicate spectrum.

he's very possessive of you.

you're his everything and he wants everyone to know that. you're so gorgeous, he's not gonna hide you away. armin recognizes that you're your own person, and you can show off however you'd like. as long as he's somewhere in the background. he encourages that you tag him in all your posts. he fights for his life trying to convince you to let him come with you while you go out with your friends and he wins most of the time. but when he has to stay home, he stays up and waits for you, he double/triple texts and asks when you'll be home even though you made a point to give him a timeframe. and don't even be 5 minutes late because armin already has seventy-five questions lined up. if he's feeling extra silly, he'll start a fight over text. 🤪

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#its not even his fault fr.#he’s just protective that’s all.#he’s been through a lot and he can’t always help it ok #my writing #armin arlert #armin imagine #armin headcanons #toxic!armin #armin drabble #armin one shot #armin x reader #armin x y/n #armin x you #armin x black reader #armin x fem reader #armin x black y/n

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arminsumi · 11 months

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✨love✨ your blog, thank you for your wonderful works💕

Thinking of some manipulative armin trying to gaslight you into thinking him checking your phone/messages and location are just him caring about you 💖

Ur too kind 💕😌Ty for your request

Just a Text

Drabble | MDNI | Armin

⚠️Cws; DARK content (toxicity), romanticization of toxic behavior, gaslighting/manipulation, manipulative!Armin

Notes; AFAB!gn!reader, reader is referred to as 'darling'

"I'm just trying to protect you. Sometimes you overlook dangerous people – no, no, it's because you want to always see the good in people. You're too kind for your own good, y'know?"

A few quick glances at your phone screen, blue eyes suspiciously lingering on the social icons. A few quick swipes of his finger, and oh boy, be glad that you don't message Eren the things that you say to him in real life, or Armin would be losing his mind.

Sometimes he replies for you because 'you seemed busy' or because it was 'something you didn't need to waste time replying to yourself'.

Armin's such a sweet boy that you can't suspect that he would have any selfish motives, or that there is paranoia behind his serene eyes.

"I don't delete messages, why would I do that? You're imagining things."

Armin's always a level up on anyone, and swiftly avoids getting caught by using his wit to deter his friend's concern, "Why are you checking Y/n's phone?"

Sometimes he'll sneak your phone away while you work or study, with the excuse that 'You're too distracted by your phone'. Of course, this is always followed by a sweet kiss to your cheek and tender smile.

"Don't worry, I'll keep it away so you can focus."

When you go out alone, he gives you a long face. "Will you keep your live location on for me, please? Darling I need to know that you're alright. You know I get anxious when you're away too long."

If he sees you at a destination that you didn't tell him you were going to go to, then he'll frown and text or call you immediately.

"Are you okay? Are you sure? Okay, well, if you're coming home soon, I've got your favorite pastry freshly baked... oh, okay, aw, then I guess I'll have to eat it." He sounds like he's pouting on the phone, but he's glaring annoyedly at the wall. His voice is as sweet as the pastry in the packet that he's clenching.

At some point, he even convinces himself that he's only doing all of this out of deep care and concern for you.

"I just don't want you to get hurt, okay? I'm trying to protect you with all I've got, why can't you see that?"

Your friends can't convince you that Armin's behavior is wrong; you've known him too long, when you look at him you see the same sweet boy who you crushed on in college, the boy who sat beside you and cracked jokes, the boy who kept his eye on you despite having half the school interested in him and craving for his attention.

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batterygarden · 1 year

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so happy you liked the armin ask! I didn't know who to share it with hehe✨

Adding to the armin bit from earlier... Do you think his toxic traits would just gradually kick in when he tries to court you but it's not working as fast as he would like? Would he need a type of catalyst; a rival of some sort? Or is he just toxic regardless? I feel like he would realize what he's doing and continue to justify it.

So mean of him to manipulate, manwhore, and mansplain his way into this relationship 🙄

Hmmmmm. Hehe hopefully this isn’t too dark but I like to think he’s just toxic regardless. He likes to toy with people whether he realizes that about himself or not! He’s sick in the head….. finds it rewarding when whatever girl he’s into starts to second guess her own judgement because of him. And if he starts to take a step back n feel bad for all his gaslighting etc… he’ll let himself get delusional, tell himself he’s helping her, that he’s fixing her with all his micromanaging and manipulation. She’s not smart enough to know how annoying her friends are, he’ll just have to turn her against them! She doesn’t realize how boring her hobbies are, he’ll just have to get her invested in all of his! Armin likes the process of molding you into a perfect, insecure little girlfriend that suits all his needs. Making you realize how bad you want him is only the first step.

#an ask <3 #idk if this is how u were feeling but this level of toxicity is how I like himmmm #I want him scummy and icky!!#but like. put together too.#I adore that man!#armin headcanons

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arlerts-angel · 5 months

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a/n: based on these headcanons from the lovely @arlertwitch 💕

cw: toxic ex!armin x fem!reader, oral (f!receiving), penetrative sex (piv), slight breeding kink, (baby trapping? status undetermined) pet names (angel, baby, mommy)... armin talks about ur 😻 like it's a person

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about a month ago, you ended your relationship with armin. it wasn't an easy breakup; he was reluctant to end things with you and he has made that evident.

you get about 10 texts a day from him.

"do you miss me? i miss you every day."

"i still love you. i know you still love me. you'll come back to me."

"no one will ever love you the way i do, angel."

"i'm so lonely without you. i need you like the air i breathe."

you've debated on blocking his number, but part of you wasn't ready to let go of him. you've been feeling extra lonely lately, so casual conversations with your ex brought a little bit of comfort.

"just come over, angel. i know you miss me too. we're both lonely... let me make you feel good. just one last time?"

you knew better than to go crawling back to him, but the truth is you missed him too... or maybe you missed the comfort, the familiarity of being with him. regardless, he won you over for the evening.

it wasn't long before he had your legs spread out on his bed, head between your legs, making you moan about how much you missed him and how good he makes you feel while he licks stripes up and down your clit.

"taste so good baby, no one else has tasted you right? i'm the only one? tell me i'm the only one, angel."

"fuck—! no one else, armin, only you—!"

he pumps his fingers in and out and rubs your clit with his thumb so he watch you unfold on his fingers. the knot in your stomach snaps as you climax.

he hurries himself inside you, desperate to feel you again; to feel the pussy so perfectly molded to fit his cock.

"mmm so perfect, i know she missed me. poor thing. so wet for me." he purrs, bottoming out. he thrusts deep into you, your clit brushing against his adonis belt.

"i missed this pussy so much, feels so good, so perfect..." he breathes. "gonna cum inside you, angel... need to cum inside you. won't let you leave again, okay? gonna make you a mommy so we can be a happy family. you ready? gonna take all my cum—ah—just like that. missed filling you up, angel."

he leaves his cock nestled inside you and nuzzles into your neck. "so, you're gonna stay right? don't leave me again, angel. i can't live without you."

#📝 — mack wrote that #cw: breeding #armin arlert smut #tw: breeding #armin arlert x reader smut #armin x reader smut #armin smut #attack on titan smut #aot smut #armin arlert #shingeki no kyojin smut #snk smut #x reader smut #aot armin #snk armin #armin x fem reader

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kazutora-kurokawa · 2 months

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Toman

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Black Dragons

Valhalla

Valhalla!Hanma x Rival Gang Member!Reader (NSFW)

Multiple Characters *stuff with characters that belong to different gangs*

Full Fics/Mini Fics

Multiple Characters

Me U & Hennessy (NSFW)

It Wasn't Me! (SFW)

TokRev x Reader: Risky Sex (NSFW)

Beat Me To It: Mitsuya Finds Out Hakkai Lost His V-card (SFW+suggestive)

Good Cop, Bad Cop: Mikey x Sensitive!Reader x Takemichi (NSFW)

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TakeMikey x Reader (SFW)

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Kazutora

Post Prison!Kazutora (NSFW)

Kazutora x Reader: Thought We Was Tied (SFW+angst)

Mikey

Cheater!Bonten Mikey (NSFW)

Masturfesting w/ Mikey (NSFW)

Draken

Mechanic!Draken x Cheater!Reader (NSFW)

Sanzu

Savior!Bonten!Sanzu (SFW)

Bonten!Sanzu x Reader: Waking Up To You (SFW+suggestive)

Kisaki

Soft!Kisaki x Motormouth!Reader (SFW)

Takemichi

Dom!Takemichi x Brat!Reader (NSFW)

Taiju

Submissive!Taiju (NSFW)

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Izana

Izana x Gang Member's Sister!Reader (SFW)

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Simon Says, Fuck Me (NSFW)

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Sub!Hanma x Reader: Cumming From Degradation (NSFW)

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Hanma is an ass man (NSFW)

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Armin

Armin Relationship Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Eren

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spiteless-xo · 10 months

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what about angst headcanons? how do they deal with an argument or fight? how are they fighting?

good question! i had to sit and think on this one for a while!!

╰┈➤ angst headcanons - aot.

ft. armin, eren, jean. cw. gn!reader, maybe a lil low-key toxic 💀

⋙ armin arlert.

armin will always voice his concerns with you when they come up. he really values communication so he'll sit together with you and get it all out -- but sometimes, he gets so frustrated or upset that he starts crying

he always feels stupid when he does, or like he's not being "manly" around you when he cries, so he tries to hide it but you catch on immediately from the waver in his voice

he doesn't let you comfort him when he's crying because he wants to focus on the task and he doesn't want you to think that he's using his tears to manipulate you

in the end, you two are always able to talk it through. once he feels good about what you've discussed, he'll let you cuddle with him and make him laugh to cheer him back up again

⋙ eren jaeger.

eren tries really hard not to get mad at you. like armin, when something bothers him, he brings it up right away, but sometimes he's not satisfied with your answer or whatever you did just makes him too mad to talk

eren is explosive when he's angry -- yelling, stomping, slamming doors/cabinets -- but he knows it isn't healthy to fight like that!!! so he does his best to keep his reactions to himself.

if the conversation gets too much for him, he just leaves. he'll either lock himself in his room or go for a long drive/walk on his own -- he's not trying to shut you out, even though it feels like that, but he just wants to cool off because he doesn't want to scare you with his reaction

reconciling is always really emotional for both of you. he doesn't like fighting, but he can't help the way he reacts -- and he just needs your assurance that things will be better and that you still love each other 🥺 he just cares about you so much, he gets a little scared that he's gonna screw things up

⋙ jean kirstein.

jean becomes really snippy and passive-aggressive when you're fighting. he turns into a colossal dick when he's mad and he doesn't hold back at all. he's also very good at the silent treatment 😶

if he's mad at you, he never brings it up himself. you just notice that he's acting weird and rude and have to confront him yourself, otherwise, he'll just keep acting like a dick.

after he's simmered in his anger for a bit, he immediately feels guilty and angry with himself. he knows he's not the most mature when it comes to stuff like this, but he can't control it

he's always the first to apologize and it's always over the top with gifts or a big speech or whatever. even if you were the one that caused the fight, he'll always apologize first. he doesn't even care about what happened anymore, he just feels so terrible about the way he acted toward you

#armin #eren #jean #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #armin arlert #jean kirstein x reader #eren jaeger x reader #armin arlert x reader #aot headcanons #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #armin.hc #eren.hc #jean.hc

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mayariviolet · 3 months

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How They Drink Alcohol (AoT Men)

ft. Jean, Eren, Connie, Reiner and Armin.

Summary: What they drink when they go out partying or just attending social functions! Also, how they got introduced to alcohol in the first place!

a/n: General headcanons, but these characterizations are primarily for my upcoming Jean Kirstein x Reader fic! I will upload some WIP for the fic soon because I need to be held accountable to keep writing (help me, haha). Slight toxic masculinity from Eren and Jean?

Pro-Taking Shots: Connie and Eren.

Anti-Taking Shots: Reiner, Armin and Jean (he’s lying).

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Jean:

When he first started drinking, it started with skimming the top of his dad’s liquor before sneaking out to a house party. He watered down some rum before buying some coke at a corner store. Since then, it has been his go-to (and beer, specifically a corona). He doesn’t like ‘jungle juice’ concoctions, no matter how much Connie shoves them down his throat. However, he once went clubbing with your friends, and Connie convinced him to try this cocktail (lime mojito). At first, he was apprehensive, but he was like, “How fucking drunk can this chick drink get me?” and took a sip. Jean got belligerent that night that he didn’t know how many he ordered because it was so good. His credit card company sent him a message asking if his card had been stolen, and he had to explain that it was not a series of suspicious purchases. He is now a massive advocate for fancy cocktails (ESPECIALLY AN ESPRESSO MARTINI), so he’ll splurge on that when he’s out drinking. I can see him getting into whisky when he’s older. A lover of vodka soda, too.

Eren:

At a wedding when he was younger, his dad offered him a tequila shot (his mom found out and got mad later), and it caused him to vomit so badly that he didn’t drink again until his last year of high school. Eren is a huge beer drinker and ONLY A BEER DRINKER. (Or so he says). He is not very particular about brands, although he likes things more ‘hoppy’ to feel like a man. Eren is the kind of guy to get mad at you for not knowing how to pour beer properly and getting more foam than anything. He won’t admit it, but he had some sips of the lime mojito Jean was having. He got drunk and was over the moon. Eren tried other cocktails, but besides a Long Island iced tea, he’s not a huge fan of other cocktails. When he gets really drunk at the club (he's a lightweight but does a really good job of concealing how inebriated he is), he and Connie will coerce Jean into buying a STUPID AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL TO GET A TABLE (see Jean's suspicious credit card purchases). Think $50 Mango Ciroc and Patron!

Connie:

When he went on a family cruise at the age of nine, he ordered a “Shirley Temple” (virgin), and he was “drunk.” Fast forward to a shitty date he went on; he ordered a Shirley Temple again. Connie got belligerent, and his date had to take him home. He did not hear from her again. This man is a nut. He loves cocktails so much that he bought a cocktail kit, but he barely measures, so it’s just 90% alcohol and 10% any discernable flavour profile. Connie is the kind of friend who mixes you a drink and says: "It's mostly juice! Just Try it!" but it straight up tastes like pure gasoline. He’ll happily drink anything else but prefers cocktails and mixed drinks over beer, shots, etc. Connie is the type of guy to order “Blow Job” shots as a joke but then gets way drunker than everyone. Surprisingly, he’s a huge Reisingling fan. Unsurprisingly, he and Sasha got blackout at your birthday party after downing half a bottle of Pink Whitney (they snuck away to take turns throwing up in the guest washroom).

Reiner:

Huge whiskey nut and wine snob. He’ll talk your ear off about various wines he’s into, and he actually knows what he’s talking about. Reiner is the kind of guy who will bring a bottle of wine to a friend's birthday dinner, and he gets it RIGHT! He’ll drink beer (not particular about the brand). He only started drinking when he was legal, so there’s no crazy story other than the one time he and Bertolt went to a daytime wine tasting, and by the time they sobered up, it was nighttime, and they were 45 minutes outside of the city. Most times, if Reiner is in a work setting, he’ll drink what other people are drinking, too (but he’ll opt for a vodka seltzer). He’s tried cocktails before, but he’s not a fan.

Armin:

He hates beer. His grandfather offered him a swig when he kept looking at him, and he never drank again until he was legal. This man is a cider fan, and no one can tell me otherwise. Specifically blackberry and green apple. Armin enjoys wine (red > white) and will listen to Reiner babble on about the best ones. But his drink of choice is a bit pricey: champagne! But if he’s at a party, he’ll just settle for drinking a vodka cranberry. He mentioned to Connie that he likes “Shirley Temples” ONCE, and whenever they all go out, Connie will buy him one. Armin is too shy to decline, so he'll take a couple sips before giving it to either Eren or Jean (they will fight amongst themselves as to who gets to finish it).

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a/n: I included Armin and Reiner because I love them so much, but they're most likely not going to be in my upcoming fic! WAH. Specifically Reiner... I'm sorry, my beloved.

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#aot headcanons #modern aot headcanons #jean kirstein headcanons #reiner braun headcanons #armin alert headcanons #eren jaeger headcanons #connie springer headcanons #someone hold me accountable #I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH #mv.writing📝#attack on Titan

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curvykittyyssmutfics · 9 months

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MASTERLIST

*DISCLAIMER: Fics ARE SMUT unless otherwise specified.*

MARVEL:

LOKI

Courtyard Shenanigans

JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES

The Piper: Paid

TONY STARK

Babygirl

You Know I Eat

Tony's Cam Girl

STEVE ROGERS

Steve's Little Mechanic

File 999v

PETER PARKER

The Study Date

Super Strength

DR. STRANGE

Confidence

THOR

How Kings Release

DC:

BRUCE WAYNE

The Proposal

TV SHOWS:

SOLDIER BOY

The Interview

JORDAN Li

What You Need

Catch Me If You Can

Imagine 1

ANDY BARBER

Beach Day

Andy's Reward

NON FICTIONAL CHARACTERS:

JASON MOMOA

In The Mood For Something Sweet

A Little Lesson

CHRIS EVANS

Happy Trails

Lights, Camera, Action

Rules Of The Road

Morning Delight

Imagine 1

Imagine 2

DYLAN O'BRIEN

Compromise

Consequences

Imagine 1

Imagine 2

Imagine 3

Anime:

CHOSO KAMO

Toxic

Somno

KISHIBE (csm)

Dad's Best Friend

Mentor

AKI HAYAKAWA

You can take it

Direct Instruction

DENJI

Somno

Direct Instruction

TOJI FUSHIGURO

Corrupt!Toji

TOGE INUMAKI

Brat Taming

Cursed Lips Sink Ships

YUUJI ITADORI

Pussydrunk!Yuuji

NANAMI KENTO

Corrupt!Nanami

Husband!Nanami

SUGURU GETO

Pervy Stepbro

Womanizer!Geto

Imagine 1

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

Mean

Virgin!Megumi

RYOMEN SUKUNA

Shh, Brat

SATORU GOJO

Body Swap part one part two

Feral!Satoru

Hush part one part two

Size Kink part two part three

Pussyeater!Satoru

Corrupt!Satoru

Pervyroomate!Satoru

Imagine 1

EREN JAEGER

Eren Coded 1

What Dreams Are Made Of

ARMIN ARTLERT

What Dreams Are Made Of

Headcanons & Imagines

Waxing: Toji/Nanami/Choso/Yuuji

Kink (1): Levi/Armin/Jean

NSFW ABC- Dating Both Boys: Satoru/Suguru

Something New- Titanic: Choso/Toji/Suguru

Brat Taming (1): Sukuna/Satoru

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chrollohearttags · 1 year

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armin dgaf bout anything u talking bout when y’all argue, he just smoothly walks up to you while you’re still fussing and takes your panties off😭

and this the one! 😭 I’m telling you, that man thrives off that shit. He loves getting you riled up because it’s all that more fun when he has you trickling down his chin later. Armin most certainly has the gift of gab in more ways than one. There’s not one bind or predicament his mouth can’t get him out of. Including with his beloved (y/n)..who’ll kick him to the curve by Friday and be sitting on his face again by Saturday night. He knows you’ll never be able to resist him or truly ween yourself away so while you’re giving him shit, going off about some girl or how he doesn’t care about your feelings, he’s tuning out all that fuss and focusing solely on getting you undressed. He constantly tells you how fat and pretty your pussy is..pushing your dress up with your panties down your legs. Before you know it, you find yourself propped onto the kitchen counter, legs placed on his shoulders and your dripping, exposed cunt spread open in his face. “Mhm..I hear you, sweetheart. Promise..” nonchalantly assuring but all the while, he’s just trying to have you using him as your own personal tongue depressor. It doesn’t take long before long before his lanky arm is outstretched; choking you as he licks on your clit. Moaning and scaling the marble countertop with shaky hands. “Oh sh-shit! Baby..” whimpering so helplessly because not one person could ever get you this wet. “I’m sorry, baby. Were you saying something? I could’ve sworn you were talking earlier.” with a smug look on his face and never breaking eye contact, Armin spits down into your folds; the sound loud enough to reach your eyes and continues feasting. “Must’ve been my imagination..”

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ambassadorarlert · 1 year

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the grand-daddy of archives

a compilation of my favorite pieces over time.

2022 drabbles: secret admirer!armin you're not going by yourself secret relationship

MATURE: armin is subscribed to your only-fans posessive!armin dom!armin jealous!armin 2023 series: Heat Waves — summary: the special operations squad finally make it to the world beyond the walls. after partying too hard at the refugee camp, a drunken one night stand with armin turns from mutual pining to a budding romance during uncertain times. M for Mature, comedy, hurt/comfort.

headcanons: aot characters & the ways they break silence armin hcs toxic!armin hcs prompts: 3:15AM self ship: more secret admirer!armin armin with a witch partner all rights reserved. do not translate or repost any works by arlertwitch on any other platforms. violators will be prosecuted in accordance within the law.

#archive #aot #attack on titan #my writing #armin arlert #armin imagine #armin one shot #armin x afab reader #armin x gn reader #armin x fem reader #armin x black reader #armin x y/n #armin x you

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p4latinus · 2 years

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welcome traveller ... ! [part 1] | aot x genshin modern au [fluff headcanons]

characters: armin arlert, eren jaeger, mikasa ackerman, jean kirstein, reiner braun

genre: fluff hc, anime, aot

tw: sfw! gn reader, mentions of toxic behaviour/players, reiner is a dumbass /pos

synopsis: what would it be like if some aot cuties played genshin impact? *smirks*

part 2: connie, sasha, annie, levi

special thanks to sherine + minnie for proof reading these hcs <3

ARMIN ✰

sweetest person to coop with

u could take absolutely anything in his world

go through as many domains runs as u need

even without condensing resin <3

brings u supports bc he loves watching u slay

has an insanely good bennett tbh

even his sucrose?? xingqiu?? his entire support roster could end celestia

watch his bennett hit 100k effortlessly LOL

has 100% exploration everywhere

solves all the puzzles & challenges w/o a guide

probably mains heizou or kazuha

would do ur dailies for u w/o asking

would do resin burns for u :-(

probably the best person to spend ur day with

wants u to sit next to him & play genshin w him

would NEVER EVER roast ur builds .. no matter how bad it is

practical enough to spend on welkin & the BP

asks u to roll on his account bc he calls u his “lucky charm”

knows so much abt the lore & theories but would be happy to listen to u

would’ve cried sm during ruu’s quest :-(

this precious baby would rub ur back in soothing circles if u were frustrated

has the prettiest teapot & he would gladly do urs too <3

takes summoning rituals rly rly rly seriously!!!!!!!!

wouldn’t rly spend on his account if he lost the 50/50 but…

he would pay for ur account just so u wouldn’t be upset <33

loves enkanomiya bc of the soothing music

EREN ✰

definitely has the worst artifact luck

probably a whale tbh

is super smug whenever u use his account

expect to login & find 8080 genesis crystals every month (on ur account)

if u lose the 50/50 or the weapon banner.. he got u covered <3

don’t ask him to grind for a free skin, he would probably buy it for u instead lol

rages like a mf whenever he can’t clear the spiral abyss

always pulls u onto his lap to watch u play on his account

coops w u, mikasa & armin so much

still struggles w fighting the oceanid

needs help with unlocking domains or sorting out puzzles

probably mains eula & raiden bc big pee pee dmg

such a meta slave fr but he wouldn’t be rude abt it to others

wouldn’t give a shit abt how u build ur characters bc he just wants u to enjoy the game

quick to defend u in coop if anyone is rude

listens to u ramble on abt lore & theories

remembers every detail & trusts every word u say

even if it’s a ridiculous idea that liben is acc alice

doesn’t have max exploration but he would let u do world quests/farm chests on his account

always helps u with bounties/domain/boss rushes

u need to bring a healer for this mf lol

im so soft to imagine this.. he would associate a genshin flower/fruit w u :-(

like.. he would call u his “glaze lily” or his “sakura bloom”

if u unlock regional gliders for him.. omg he’ll pepper ur face w kisses to say thank u <3

his favourite spot would be stormterror’s lair bc of dvalin’s theme

loves spending windblume with u <3

would write u the corniest poem bc of the festive spirit..

“roses are red, violets are blue, what i wna know is... what that mouth do”

so supportive that he would probably cosplay with u too <3

it would embarrass him a little but he would do it in a heartbeat

bc he knows it would make u happy

MIKASA ✰

literally the luckiest account to play on

wins every weapon & character banner

gets more than 1 5* weapon or character in a multi

prefers to use 4* characters over 5* ones

has the starter team built really well!!

probably mains amber or ganyu

has constellations for amber bc oh my god HER LUCK

excellent aim even on mobile or tablet

the laggiest devices couldn’t ever compare

likes watching u stream genshin on discord

would advise u on builds in a respectful manner (only if u asked)

buys matching genshin merch for the both of u

probably a comfort ship that represents u both

studies or does work to a genshin playlist

plays with ur hair whenever ure stressed abt the abyss

does the spiral abyss for u during every reset

streams the gameplay on discord for jean, sasha, connie, armin & eren

gives off f2p vibes <3 /pos

counters so well with beidou??

mikasa’s dodging skills >>>>>

doesn’t really play unless you are online <3

she’s so so so sweet :-(

tbh i think she waits for u to do dailies tgt

loves the music in watatsumi island

would leave u subtle love notes by pinning some random part of the ocean with the clover symbol & write something short

maybe something like, “missing you, cutie” or “smile more, beautiful”

if u procrastinated & didn’t do a long ass event, she would reassure u that it’ll be done before u know it

she loves it when ure napping/sleeping next to her while she speedruns events/quests for u

honestly :-( mikasa is so wholesome that she would have a private dc server just for the both of u ...

she would add ur fave genshin emotes as stickers on the server as well

definitely would have memorised ur UID tbh so she could get u primos <3

JEAN ✰

this big baby i swear </3

would do his absolute best to carry u in every domain/boss fight

would repeat burst or skill lines aft the characters

pouts & sulks if his character doesn’t crit LOL

tells u to hurry up & get the chest he found for u if ure wandering

if u need to ascend ur character quickly, he’s logging into ur account & doing it for u

probably the BEST person to refine the catch

would join random ppl’s worlds shamelessly & ask “can i fish”

changes ur/his name on genshin to “gimmefish” or “here2fish”

texts u in-game if ure not giving him enough attention

he’s so straight forward too like he would micromanage every coop team

designate healers, supports, dps, u name it...

probably mains ayato or eula

loves characters with elegance!!!!

works rly hard to get that 1:2 crit ratio

has an insane c0 eula with r5 snow-tombed claymore <3

gets roasted by eren bc jaeger boy has a c6 eula w r5 SOBP …

doesn’t care so much dmg unless his friends tease him abt it

goes above & beyond with crit food & potions to PROVE that he has strong builds

so so so competitive too.. he would go on a full boss rush to prove eren wrong

can be toxic in lobbies depending on his mood i guess LOL

but he will never be rude to u (sucha simp /pos)

built a whole ass photoshoot location in his teapot to take pics with u

invites u to his world when he has the firework commission :-(

sets off his own fireworks while the commission ones go off too

purposely chooses the ones with pink hearts

bc that’s his love for you <3

loves liyue harbour bc it reminds of lantern rite dates with u :-(

he isn’t afraid to ask for help when he needs it too

would ask you questions abt the lore or quests he is confused abt

definitely would stream the non-coop quests for u on dc

absolutely doesn’t mind u backseating

but god forbid anyone else to do it LOL

REINER ✰

literally only started playing bc u started playing LOL

annie, bertholdt & co probably started before him

only has the patience to coop with u tbh

this man probably has no idea how gacha works

was probably SO EXCITED ABT CLAIMING BARBARA & XIANGLING

ure the first person he would text whenever he does a pull

“BABE I GOT A DEBATE CLUB” like ok we did too .. ure not that special /j

probably mains whoever he finds hot bc he doesn’t care abt meta

whether it’s yae miko, kujou sara, kokomi, al-haitham, aether/lumine, thoma or kaeya..

he just likes hot ppl (such as urself *lip bite*)

interested in the genshin manga & absolutely adores cyno!!!!

such a geek with lore even tho he would only share it with you

would order take out so u both can relax & enjoy a cosy genshin date

the type of bf to play genshin with u at cute cafés

total gentleman btw :-(((

would ask u before taking anything in ur world

apologises profusely if he accidentally took fowls or sweet flowers

probably only makes sweet madames

thought he was smart for using primogems as resin-

if it weren’t for u, he would be mistaking thundersoother & thundering fury artifacts sets...

the same applies to the crimson domains

thinks there will be dialogue options for the hidden whopperflowers (under sweet flowers)

so he avoids them bc he’s not in the mood to chat LOL

loves it when u log onto his account bc he loves sharing it with u

works out to inazuma battle music LOL

his favourite spot is mondstadt city bc it’s so lively

the happiness reminds him of ur bright smile <3

enjoys achievement farming w u.. esp those coop ones :-)

commissions artists to make genshin fanart vers. of u both

has matching namecards & signatures as urs

his name would be something like, “y/n’s”

sometimes he thinks of which song u would love for ur wedding :-(

imagines u walking down the aisle to “fragile fantasy”

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crisalidaseason · 1 year

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I saw a post that really made me think about how much the aot fandom needs to differentiate that someone who manipulates out of survival is not the same as someone who does it out of pleasure. You cannot infer that someone is bad in every aspect because they manipulate/lie/deceive in survival conditions. It's a shallow view of the character because you take the context out.

Example: Armin, Erwin, Levi in some aspects, even Eren and Jean had moments where they needed to lie/manipulate to get themselves out of a bad situation. Just to elaborate: Armin lies quite often to save/protect his peers and Erwin pulled that whole lie in S3 to avoid being executed and the SC military branch discontinued.

None of those characters lie for pleasure, therefore we can't say they're bad/toxic people based only on their history of lying and deceiving.

They're not good people though, don't get me wrong, because they're all war criminals in different ways. It's just that lying is such a necessary tool for them that it feels unfair to analyze their morality based solely on that. When someone makes a character analysis/discussion and completely distorts the canon character to fit an opinion it just proves that some people did not understand what they read.

Classifying Armin or Eren as bad people, for example, solely because of their ability to lie and manipulate is, again, a shallow evaluation of their behavior. When you read their actions inside the context provided you see they do it out of necessity and there is a noticeable guilt/remorse feeling in return.

Again, you are entitled to your opinions, but accept that your opinions and the canon storyline might not align. If you're upset that people are disagreeing with your opinion by pointing out canon facts why did you even make a character analysis? Like, write a fanfiction or headcanon and it's completely fine. As soon as you try to project your opinion as canon people are going to be upset, that's the reality of fandom.

That's all!

#attack on titan #aot #aot discussions #aot headcannon #armin aot #armin arlert #eren jaeger #eren aot #erwin Smith #levi Ackerman

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licuadora-nasir · 2 years

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Do you have any random headcanon about hsl boys?

Hi there! Thank you for your ask 💞 I'm sorry it has taken me so long to reply 😩 I wanted to have more info about Kentin's AL before writing anything 🥺 I must warn you, my hcs doesn't make any fucking sense 🤸🏻🤸🏻

Kentin

Kentin is a natural driver. When he drove a car for the first time it was like he had been driving for years. He's the kind of person that would say that the car's engine talks to you and all that shit.

Although he's not that good at cooking, he follows a bunch of accounts about fitness cooking. Also, he makes smoothies everyday.

He travels a lot and he likes to pick a souvenir from every place he's been to. His fridge is full of magnets.

He has a driving playlist with chilling songs but he doesn't always listen to it while driving since he likes to listen to the car's engine or relax admiring the landscapes.

He greets every.single.puppie. he meets in the street.

Totally a morning person, he enjoys waking up early and taking a morning stroll cause there are not many people in the street.

Armin

He has many food apps cause he prefers to order food instead of cooking. Also I bet he tends to forget to go to the supermarket and buy food so there's not really much to cook with.

His appartement/house isn't really big cause the smaller, the less he has to clean.

He likes pineapple pizza and many weird food combinations that would cause you stomach ache but to him they're just awesome.

He has a chair in which he stacks all his clothes and his shoes are heaped at the end of the closet, but then you look at his setup and it's polished.

It's not that he's filthy, he's just lazy.

He wears different socks in each foot, he says it's fashion but actually it's because he loses them when he does the laundry.

He choses the cereals not by flavour but by the coolest picture in the box.

Nathaniel

He's the kind of person that would spend 10 minutes in the laundry detergent's corridor at the supermarket sniffing all the cloth softener to see which one smells the best before buying it.

He's a conspiracist.

He has 15 ties that look the same but he says they're different.

Would give her sister a sex toy as a bday present cause he prefers she "satisfies her needs" with a sex toy than a man.

His feet stink so he has to buy lots of foot deodorant.

Lysander

When he started to live alone he was a walking disaster.

Like, he would burn his food and forget to hang his washing and his clothes would end up smelling wet and badly. He got better on time though.

He has a set of wine cups that belonged to his parents and instead of washing them with the rest of the dishes, he sets them apart to wash them later with care and in solitude. Candy is the only one he trust enough to let her clean them.

He has a great sense of smell.

He has never had social media cause he says people are too toxic there. Maybe just Pinterest and TikTok.

Castiel

When he was a teen he listened to boybands in secret.

He follows a bunch of ASMR accounts.

When it comes to having children, he prefers a daughter over a son.

He has a bunch of playlists with weird names.

If he did quizzes on uquiz, he would be the annoying person that includes a Lyrics question.

He watches beauty vlogs, specially the ones that compare different kinds of hair products.

My masterlist

Asks' rules

#my candy love #mcl #mcl headcanon #ask #my writing #mcl lysander #mcl castiel #mcl kentin #mcl armin #mcl nathaniel #beemoov

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