#tw golf

[f1-birb]

🎶 it's a gremlin on the golf course 🎶

#lando norris #i tried to be funny #pls sing the caption to the tune of murder on the dance floor #mclaren r u hiring bc i'm here always #n e ways #he's such a little gremlin #BUT BOY DOES HE LOOK GOOD #tw golf #<- this is a joke btw

[airconditioningbob]

hoLY SHIT THIS GAME HAS GOLF???

#terraria #tw golf #only half joking on that tw #golfers IRL suck #fucking landscaping pieces of shit #minigolfers are alright #which I guess is what my course is #THEY HAVE MINIGOLF??

[wingedfanficillustrationnerd]

Okay, but why the FUCK does my laptop keep insisting I want to Golf.

I'VE NEVER GOLFED IN MY LIFE, PLEASE GO AWAY, ALL I SEE IS GOLF.

#golf?? #ITS ALL GOLF istg #i dont even watch golf #its been like four months #please stop #tw swearing #tw golf #just for funsies #I DONT WANT TO MEET RORY MACKELROY PLEASE

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A coyote disguised himself as my brother and stole a golf cart full of my Halloween candy. I threatened to beat him up with a baseball bat and he said, “No balls,” so I beat him up.

#dream #coyote #brother #theft #crime #golf #golf cart #halloween #candy #violence tw #baseball #baseball bat #ball

[hoppingonjim]

Open your hips- Steve Harrington

summary: in your golf swing you're having a little trouble opening up your hips, coach harrington is more than happy to help.

cw: (kind of) dark!steve harrington, perv!steve harrington, breeding kink, steve takes advantage of reader's innocence , touching w/o permission, lying, sexual thoughts, coach lusting after player, (both parties are 18+), afab!reader warning: don't read if you don't like this, if the warnings don't seem like your thing, move along <3

part two!

"coach! need help!"

he couldn't resist your little whine. he had been eyeing you hungrily the entirety of your session on the driving range. that little skort, the shorts tight around your creamy thighs. hugging and displaying the fat of your ass when the wind blew over. 

in a strut, he moved closer to you, wetting his bottom lip and using all the willpower he had to concentrate on your eyes. those large eyes, eyelashes long and curling upward, the black shadow highlighting your perfect pupils. 

he inched closer, eyes on your hips now, "take a swing for me."

he studied you, how you used the club to tap a ball out of the wired bucket. lining up and thrusting your hips inwards to perfect your spine angle. he watched your body coil as it turned back, the tight polo you wore stretching and flaunting your perky breasts that attempted to squeeze through the fabric. in brief gusts of cool wind, your nipples poked through the thin fabric, enchanting his eyes. they just begged to be sucked, to be twisted and circled with his tongue. 

they begged to be full and heavy with milk, leaking sweet milk for him in his mouth. all because he could fill you up, swell your belly with his perfect harrington prodigy. 

"hm, i see the problem," he leaned down, crouching next to your legs and holding onto your hips. his hands gripped tightly, earning a little- shocked- whimper from your lips.

"couch? whatcha gonna do?" your baby-like voice only made his pants tighten more than before. his cock was strained, fantasizing about shutting you up. ending that baby voice by shoving himself down your throat, making you choke on his fat cock, mouth drooling. spit dripping onto your little white polo.

"gonna hold these hips and make them fully turn, alright?" 

you could only meekly nod, a rose tint flush on your cheeks once you felt the tight grip he held on your hips. he re-gripped his fingers, curling them around the fatty parts. with the new view he could see your folds, snugged by the tight cloth for the shorts under your skort. they seemed so pretty, so needy for him to smack. 

there was a desperation he was facing, to bring two fingers up between those peeping folds of yours. to coat his fingers in your slick, hell he could see you weren't wearing any panties.. now he just wondered if you were soaked or not.

desperation had led to temptation, and steve harrington had no will power. he delivered a quick smack to your folds, legs shaking subtly at the sound of your little whimper.

"c-coach, what was that for?"

your innocence was just as sexy as your body. he could feel your slick on his fingers, licking each one, thankful for the net-like texture of the skort. 

"saw a bug on your, kitten parts, can't let such a pretty pussy have a bug on it, can we?" he cocked an eyebrow, gulping in hopes to hide the smirk. the flesh of your folds was still imprinted on his touch, wanting to squeeze the plump parts of your pussy, but knowing he couldn't.

not yet.

"n-no coach, thank you." you tried to smile, heart racing a mile a minute. he was just looking out for you, you didn't know any better. you didn't know he was lying, or that he squeezed his cock to visions of your perky ass before. 

"no need to thank me, you're the princess on the team, gotta make sure you're taken care of. now, take another swing for me, let me open up these hips."

#perv!steve #perv!steve harrington #steve harrington smut #dom!steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #stranger things smut #st4 #coach!steve harrington #tw: innocence kink #eddie munson smut #eddie munson #jonathan byers #golf #sexy sports #dark!steve harrington

[bubblebaath]

goth outfits part 1. he looks dreadful, thank you so far everyone

#although i dont think he would ever actually golf// #he would probably try to swing the club and the angelic force would just snap it in half// #scopophobia #oc:mike #oc:michael #teeth horror #body horror #dentophobia tw #gore #blood #eye strain #eye horror

[cri-cri-de-boa]

idk their ship name but I love them!!!

kiss on the cheek!! ^3^

#tw eyestrain #eyestrain #my art #cricriart #osc #object show community #object shows #bfdi #bfb #bfdia #bfdi golf ball #bfdi puffball #golfpuff #puffgolf #???? #humanization #gjinka

[yourdailyqueer]

Violet Henry-Anderson (deceased)

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Lesbian

DOB: 15 December 1882  

RIP: 20 June 1935

Ethnicity: White - Scottish

Occupation: Prof golfer

Note: In Canada, she helped to popularize golf as a women's game.

#Violet Henry Anderson #lgbt history #lesbian history #lesbianism #lgbt #female #lesbian #1882 #rip #historical #white #scottish #athlete #golf #tw smoking

[dicediceking]

Yay fear garden

She scares me but I love her

#osc #object show community #object shows #human au #humanization #human version #bfdi #bfb #tpot #bfdi humanized #bfb humanized #fear garden idfb #idfb fear garden #fear garden #bfdi pin #bfb pin #tpot pin #bfdi golf ball #bfb golf ball #tpot golf ball #tw blood

[reunitedinterlude]

spooky golf

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dnp gifs #my gifs #Dan and Phil's Traumatic Golf Incident #tw spiders

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

⛳ ~ Gone Golfing ~ ⛳ (foreva1331)

(Please credit if you use!) (ko-fi)

#tw clowns #blacklight minigolf #minigolf #evil clown #cw clowns #clowns // #blacklight golf #neon #neoncore #glow in the dark #irl people #hands #black light #bluecore #neon colors #neon stim #blacklight #fluorescent #luminescent #blacklight stim #black light stim #luminescence #uv light #uv aesthetic #black light aesthetic #blue stim #neon aesthetic #neonwave #bright colors #halloween stim

[mvshortcut]

#woe! shitty gif be upon ye!! #this is simultaneously the worst and the best thing I've ever made. everyone admire my creation #I have. zero idea how to create a gif idk how this happened #this process somehow involved both Zoom and Google Slides. #thank you gert for transparent golf cart and Nicholas (himb) #anyways. Happy Vehicular Manslaughter Monday to all who celebrate #not me posting this on a tuesday #the mysterious benedict society #nicholas benedict #ld curtain #flash tw #tw flashing images #just in case. for the text #tmbs #mysterious benedict society

[mouseoho]

ONEUS ♡ UNFORGETTABLE

#foroneus #flashing tw #oneus #mouseoho-gifs #the last gif is kind of ass im sorry #my faves are the seoho and xion football/fishing + the leedo soupcan golf #i like those scenes #anyway i just wanted to gif one of my fave 1us mvs <3 i also don't rlly know what tags to use lmao

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I found a kind of armadillo that was about the size of a golf ball. They were very cute. There was a mom, with a clutch of newborns, and two juveniles (I assume her previous litter) that were a bit bigger than a roly poly. They seemed to be blind, and one of the babies had wandered away. I very carefully put it back with the mom.

#dream #armadillo #golf #ball #mom #newborn #bugs tw

[talos-stims]

glow in the dark mini golf | source

#hehehe... montygatorcore #talos gifs #stim gifs #stim #glow stim #glow #glowcore #irl people #flash tw #fast gif #flashing #pulsing lights #golfing #mini golf #arcades #arcadecore #multicolored #rainbow #air hockey

[squircatlies]

Elias Bouchard plays golf and is absolutely insufferable about it. I can vividly picture his smug face as he swings the club with his eyes closed just to impress his sugar daddies benefactors.

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma shitpost #tw: golf