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jonkleringjerster · 3 months
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i don’t have much to say about them i just wanted to draw twoface and i thought why not give him a situationship while im at it
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abr-235 · 1 year
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It is finished thanks to all those who commented here and on my twitter
For the next one I will make a survey here and on twitter
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Edward Nygma and his sugar daddies
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destkindadraws · 11 months
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They were the only good thing about Batman Forever
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iasikaijutopia · 1 year
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You're telling me this interaction never happened???? Did they ever get a scene together? I've only seen bits and pieces of gotham, I'm unable to watch it where I am but....nicholas and Cory have surely met one another right??? Right??
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luckyspade-8 · 3 months
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The Wonderful Dreaming of Double Hearts
A Twiddler Valentines exchange fic.
Prompts: Meet cute, First Date
Word count: roughly 600
Synopsis: One intelligent man makes a double mined person swoo with confusing words right into a date.
Tw: None, just a jokey NSFW joke at the end. So still, Minor DNI. Go eat those Valentines candies instead.
Notes: Happy Valentines Day @tr4sh-pl4nt !!
"We just had to fall for that e- eg- egg mat- Fuck! Whats that word again?"
"Enigmatic, Harv."
"Yeah, that damn smooth talker. He talked us right into that date."
"Yeah. He did do that, didn't he.." Harvey sighed looking into the cracked mirror, trying to smooth out the shirt with one hand. Oh, how he can clearly remember meeting him.
"Why hello there, my good sirs. My my, what a wonderful day isn't it?"
Taking a moment to think, or really let the coin make a choice, Harv is the first to respond by whipping his head around.
"What the hell do you want?"
"Why, such a spitfire you are. I'm going say you must be Harv. And that makes the other.."
The ginger in a vibrant green ensemble gestures to the other side of the suit.
"Harvey Dent. And I'm sorry, but I don't think we met?"
"Oh but we have, Mr. Dent. We certainly have."
"I don't remember that shit happening, pal."
"Well, let me spin you the glorious tale of how I remember it."
Taking the open seat across, the oddball of a man sits down, still with no name.
"You both were sat in this restaurant, and I happened to walk in, wanting some good food. Then, I saw you.
The duality of beauty and honesty. How perfection should be. How justice can be so pretty when it looks scared. Just so, amazing and handsome. " He said with a sly grin.
Hearing this, Harvey's side started to flush easily. And he could have sworn Harv's started to warm.
"So, I had to introduce myself as Edward Nymga, as that is my name. And then, we had this marvelous conversation. Of how much we are just so, similar. How we refuse to let anything stop us. Of how we just couldnt stand the state of the world and how we want to fix it ourselves. And then.."
Reaching out to the other's hand on the table slowly, Edward started to lean in.
"Right as I was about to ask to meet again, even if I had to beg or barter.."
The puzzling man leaned closer into their face, lowered his voice to listen to the hitches in their breath.
Suddenly falling back into his seat, Edward sighs sadly with a pout.
"..I woke up. Shame isn't?"
"What?"
".. You mean that shit was-"
"All a fantastic dream. But of course, some dream do come true, don't they Mr. Dent? So..."
Suddenly pulling a card from his sleeve and sliding it across the table, Edward continues.
"I'll be meeting you back here, 7:30 on Friday, right?"
Barely even comprehending what just happened, they lazily flipped the coin in a daze and looks at the side it landed on.
"I suppose."
"I- huh. Wha-?"
"Great! I'll cover dinner then."
Suddenly getting up, Edward starts to walk out.
"Oh, and please wear that red and black suit I've seen you wear before, I find it so lovely. It really brings out your eyes. Ciao Ciao Bello!~"
Snapping back to reality, Harv huffs.
"Can't believe you fucking fell for Harvey."
"Say the one who didn't even understand what the last thing he said was and just went 'you too'."
"Shut the fuck up, school boy, how was I supposed to know he call us handsome in fucking Italian?!"
"Oh, I guess you blasting Bella Ciao a lot more than you should into our ears didn't teach you anything?"
"Just shut the fuck up and help me with the fucking buttons on this thing! It aint exactly easy buttoning this satin suit with one hand asshole. Let alone tie that fucking rose knot you so desperately want to do to impress this guy."
"Hey, that was your idea. You said it, not me."
"I will fucking pull out the coin over this shit again, we already fought over what lacey shit to wear under this."
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slasherfreakz · 1 year
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Twiddler because I can
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pipermint8magic · 7 months
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A wip for Halloween drawing. I was thinking about doing more batjokes, but then i was like' nah lets go and do more Twiddler art '
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alpacavampire · 2 years
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This was my brother's idea
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jonkleringjerster · 1 month
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beautiful princess disorder gay couple that i hate
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waynewhack · 1 year
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i made a twiddler server
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Who fell first and who fell harder
Joker: You fell first and harder
Harley Quinn: She fell first and harder
Catwoman: She fell first and harder
Riddler: He fell first but you fell harder
Penguin: He fell first and harder
Scarecrow: You fell first but he fell harder
Deathstroke: You fell first and harder
Bane: He fell first but you fell harder
Mr Freeze: He fell first and harder
Two-Face: He fell first but you fell harder
Poison Ivy: You fell first but she fell harder
Killer Croc: You fell first and harder
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ilovelosermen69 · 8 months
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We not stopping until he looks like this
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le-sluagh · 1 day
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#3 Incorrect Batman DC AU
Harley Quinn: What time is it?
Joker: I don't know; pass me that kazoo and we'll find out
Joker: *Plays kazoo extremely loud*
Two Face: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING KAZOO AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Joker: It's 2 am
*****
Two Face: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Poison Ivy: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Two Face: That wasn't an ambulance, Harley Drove you.
Poison Ivy: But I heard a siren.
Joker: That was Harley.
Harley Quinn: Sorry, I got nervous.
*****
Riddler: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Two Face, Joker, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy, sarcastically: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
*****
Two Face: Never going to a meeting of the Legion of Doom again. Riddler started his argument with "Riddle me this".
*****
Robin: *running towards Batman with open arms*
Batman: *moves out of the way*
Robin: Hey, why'd you move?!
Batman: I thought you were going to attack me.
Robin: I was going to hug you!
Batman: Why would you hug me?
Robin: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
*****
*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Joker: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Poison Ivy: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Two Face: if you want information it is
Harley Quinn: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
*****
Zoom: Your internet connection is unstable.
Two Face: You should see my life.
*****
*at a zoo*
Joker: What are they in for?
Lex Luthor: Joker, this isn't prison.
Joker: So they can leave?
Lex Luthor: No, but-
Joker, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
*****
Two Face: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Riddler: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Harvey Dent: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Riddler: Somehow that's worse.
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Mr. Freeze: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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pipermint8magic · 8 months
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Two-Face x Riddler
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alpacavampire · 2 years
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A part of me really feels that at least at first Edward was only with Harvey because he was a replacement for Bruce (it really feels like he was still in love with Bruce, but the anger he had for him was greater)
And probably Harvey too, look by the way their relationship has worked in various canon products you can't say they didn't have "something" that clearly didn't pan out
So he was probably also trying to cause jealousy or something, like showing off his new handsome young boy who he dresses in like sparkly suits.
So what brought them together was their anger at Bruce for not having a relationship, but then they fell in love and realized they didn't need him and that the other was better than a millionaire with bats on his head
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