#twst masterchef incorrect quotes

[captainjacklyn]

can i request yuu serving crowley a whole crow for the master chef event please?

Revenge shall be mine. Bird man.

Warning(s) : I cuss a lot, and when I say a lot it's a lot I'm not joking Karen this is serious.

Serving Crowley a crow to eat because why the fuck not ?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

IN YOUR FACE YOU SON OF A BITCH

"...."

"...h e l p m e..."

Half of the school wheezing on the floor as yuu/mc death stares Crowley to eat his father who they found coming back from buying milk.

*Cackling intensifies*

Meanwhile grim :

E V I L R A C C O O N

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[italoniponic]

Malleus: I do not envy any man

Ruggie shows him the scene where Howl cracks eggs with only one hand while holding a spoon 

Malleus: But this man *breaths deeper* I hate him

#twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #malleus draconia #source: my brain #unfortunately #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[luminous-letters]

Silver: I think I finally got the trick to make them like our dishes.

Riddle: Me too. Why not say it together?

Silver: Sure.

3...

2...

1...

Riddle: The threat of murde—

Silver: Effort.

Riddle: Right, effort.

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #incorrect quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef #riddle rosehearts #silver

[kurokiesimping]

MC: Kalim cooking won't hurt us...

Jamil: I hope so-

Kalim: The food is ready!

The Food: Black, dark, something moving in it, has weird face on it

MC and Jamil: ...

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #disney #twst mc #twst oc #twst yuu #twst yu #twst yume #jamil viper #twst jamil #kalim al asim #twst kalim #twst masterchef #twst event #twst incorrect quotes

[italoniponic]

Ruggie to Malleus, Deuce and Silver: You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like grandma in the kitchen? 

Jamil: *proceeds to cut vegetables faster* Well, grandma never had to face the dinner rush where all the meals are different and none are simple with all the different cooking times 

Riddle: ...and they must all arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts and you cannot be mommy!

#twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #malleus draconia #twst #kyo sohma #twst silver #jamil viper #riddle rosehearts #source: ratatouille #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Silver when Riddle messes up a recipe: Oh, dear. It’s okay *hugs him*

Jamil when Deuce or Kalim messes up: YOU FUCKING DONKEY

#twisted wonderland #silver #twst silver #riddle rosehearts #jamil viper #deuce spade #kalim al asim #source: gordon ramsay #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Jade: What do I always say? Anyone can cook!

Malleus: *looking at Lilia exploding the kitchen again* Well, yes, anyone can, that doesn't mean that anyone should

#twisted wonderland #jade leech #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #source: ratatouille #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Riddle: Oh, yes, my old enemy… 

Riddle: o n i o n s 

#twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #nrc masterchef event #twst incorrect quotes #twst shitpost #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

A (kinda similar) summary of Jade's personal story

Rook faints after eating one of the mushrooms

Lilia: Aw, Rook! Your head's in the salad

Jade: *smiling sadistically* That's not good

#twisted wonderland #rook hunt #lilia vanrouge #jade leech #source: icarly #ep: icook #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

At the Masterchef

Riddle: I’m gonna lose my M I N D

Riddle: Where’s the lamb sauce? Where’s the lamb sauce?!

Silver: *hitting pans* I AINT GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF YALL

Silver: YALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME

#twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #silver #twst silver #source: a mix of vine and gordon ramsay #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Trey: *doing an terrible falsetto at the kitchen* And I’m almost there! Almost theeeere…!

Kalim: Where?

Ruggie: Hopefully *covering his ears* out of here

#twisted wonderland #trey clover #kalim al asim #ruggie bucchi #source: tiana's song in princess and the frog #fast comment here: #imagine trey singing this while cooking... horribly bc he's deaf tone #but today he woke up and chose to make ears bleed #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Kalim: What… are you eating?

Ruggie (when he was a judge): I don’t really know. I think it was some sort of… wrapper once

Ghost Chef: Okay, who mixed Kalim’s dish with Lilia’s?

#twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #ruggie bucchi #nrc ghosts chefs #source: ratatouille #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Lilia fries a knackwurst in the stove with high fire 

Jade: Yep, that could hurt someone

Lilia: Or cook them to perfection

#twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #jade leech #source: icarly #episode: icook #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Jamil finding Deuce inside the food stock

Jamil: What are you doing here?

Deuce: I-I'm just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such…

Jamil: Get out. One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know

#twisted wonderland #jamil viper #deuce spade #source: ratatouille #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Silver: You're cooking a steak in your locker?

Kalim: Well, we aren't going to eat raw meat after what happened last time

Lilia: *massaging his belly while pouting* Stupid parasites

#twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver #kalim al asim #rhinestones #source: icarly #ep: icook #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[italoniponic]

Ruggie: YOU DESTROYED MY EGG

Ghost Chef: Hey! What are you doing?! No violence in the kitchen!

Ruggie looks confused while Malleus holds a cracked egg, its yolk falling on the ground

Malleus: Pardon?

Ruggie: Oh, you’re talking about the other egg

Malleus: ?????

#twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #nrc ghosts chefs #malleus draconia #if you're from brazil and know old memes you might recognize the first part #the rest is a very lame double meaning joke #nrc masterchef event #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst masterchef incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst