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yandere-society · 5 years

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Hello Lovely admins!!! Can I request Yandere Jungkook and Jin reacting to you having a secret sex Snapchat account? Or like one where you send nudes and stuff? Love y’all !!!

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author/admin: kimseokmomjins🥀

a/n: Poor attempt at smut (heavy petting, degradation), possessive behavior, slut shaming

It was the day of the big Overwatch League match: Seoul Dynasty versus Vancouver Titans. Jungkook wanted to catch the first half of the game during his lunch break, so he set up the live stream on his work laptop and kicked back. While most of the stream chat was a constant influx of Korean, there was one message in English that kept popping up: “I’llBeYourBaby: Lonely and wanna talk to a cute egirl? Visit my stream😘✨ You won’t regret it 🍑” Jungkook scoffed at the plea for attention. The spiteful, cruel side of him felt the need to bully I’llBeYourBaby for whoring herself out to strangers. How desperate for money could someone be that they’ll sell their body for perverts on the internet? And what a lonely, miserable life a man must have lived to resort to paying an e-girl for a morsel of attention to be thrown their way. The very notion of internet prostitution, and sex work in general, was disgusting in Jungkook’s mind. But his conservative ways are exactly why he adored you.

You were the perfect girlfriend: responsible, considerate, loyal and sweet. You were committed to your job of tutoring English online, you were quick-witted, funny, and also enjoyed gaming just as much as he did. In Jungkook’s eyes, you truly were the love of his life, and he was practically ready to drop down on one knee.

Out of pure spite, Jungkook clicked on the username, entering the live stream at the top of the profile. With a twisted sense of justice, Jungkook was ready to spew vitriol at the female streamer to further his agenda, but immediately, it felt like a cold bucket of water had been dumped over him. Jungkook expected the stream to be hosted by some busty, bimbo whose breasts spilled over her tank top while she played like shit in League. He expected some overly-flirtatious, inauthentic wannabe that was trying to make a quick buck from neckbeards. He expected anyone— everyone— except for you.

Unlike the risque, hypersexualized woman he had envisioned before, Jungkook saw that you were dressed somewhat modestly, wearing a simple white turtleneck, blush pink skirt and white knee-high socks. You weren’t flaunting your breasts or purposefully exuding sex appeal. Instead, you looked adorable as you fiddled with your purple galaxy Nintendo DS.

“Welcome, JustinSeagull! Thanks for joining my stream,” you greeted with a smile and wave. Jungkook found himself in a state of shock, unable to comprehend the predicament he’d just found you in. It certainly wasn’t a popular stream, but judging by the measly 16 viewers you were interacting with, Jungkook surmised that you were quite familiar with them.

knjkoya: baby, tell me why you’re so fine

jiiiiiimin: 😍😍😍😍

jiiiiiimin: step on me pls

Giggling, you addressed your viewers comments. “I would step on you, but Animal Crossing is so fuuuun,” you whined with a tiny, playful pout. “How was everyone’s day? Let me know below in the chat.”

HopeWrld: Thought about you all day 💚

CallMeJin: My day was fine, thanks for asking sweetheart. Are you enjoying animal crossing?

taetaebae: damn is it me or iss she acting mroe innocent than usual ??

You looked up from your DS to read the comments, giggling when you read the most recent ones. “Yes, I am enjoying myself, CallMeJin! Tom Nook is a huge jerk though, the interest rate on his loans are kind of bullshit,” you joked as you returned your attention to your device, uncrossing your legs slightly which gave your viewers a teasing glimpse of your underwear. Ones that Jungkook had gifted you for your 100 day anniversary.

As more comments rolled in, the filthier they became:

CallMeJin: Glad you’re having fun babygirl :)

knjkoya: i make 150k a year, i can pay off your loans any day if u just sit on my lap

D-Boy: im so fucking hard rn wtf

D-Boy: [COMMENT REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

Jungkook was in awe at the pure filth these degenerates were spilling. But most of all, he was upset at you— how could you demean yourself like this? How could you betray him? Jungkook pushed his sleeves up, ready to type a long-winded message defending your honor, a notification popped up on screen along with a gif of a cat pawing at the screen. Someone named HopeWrld had donated $100 to your stream.

“Oh! HopeWrld, thank you so much for the donation,” you chirped, “Since you helped me reach my goal, I’ll let you ask me one question, anything is fair game.” You winked at the camera, blowing a kissy face. Little by little, Jungkook’s perception of you was beginning to shatter, splintering into a thousand fragments. He thought back to all the times when you’d complain about receiving unsolicited dick pics, or reaffirm your idea that ‘men only think with their dicks.’ It was apparent Jungkook knew only of the side you wanted to show him, leaving him oblivious to the secrets you withheld from him— your very own boyfriend.

Despite the churning of his stomach, Jungkook remained firmly planted in his seat, unmoving, waiting to see how else you could disappoint him.

HopeWrld: Are you single?

Jungkook’s eyes burned holes into the computer monitor, anticipating your response. Since you were clearly lying to him, he assumed you’d do the same for your viewers. Perhaps you��d neglect to tell these scumbags that you had a boyfriend— one you’d been with for over two years, someone you shared a home with, no less. Jungkook’s tongue peeked out and wet his lips, the chapped skin craving any sort of moisture.

You sighed, folding the Nintendo DS in half and focusing your full attention at the camera. “Ah, interesting question.” Tucking your hands in your lap, you tilted your head slightly to the left, looking demure and shy. “I do have a boyfriend,” you admitted. Jungkook always found your mannerisms endearing, and even now, in the midst of his anger, he felt his heart beat erratically due to your telltale signs of nervousness: the twitch of your left eyebrow, the biting of your lip, the fiddling of your fingers.

“He doesn’t know I do this, though,” you quickly added. “It’s kind of my dirty little secret.”

D-Boy: Dirty little secret for a dirty little girl

taetaebae: i fuckin called it

taetaebae: @CallMeJin u still gonna act like a tryhard ?? lmao

knjkoya: i’ll give you $500 to break up with him, no kappa

Disregarding the comments, you continued to gush about Jungkook, although you didn’t explicitly mention his name. “But anyway, I’ve been with him for a few years now, and I love him so much. It would kill him if he ever found out about this.”

‘I love him so much’. Bullshit.

Jeon Jungkook knew everyone loved him, how could they not? Despite people likening him to James Dean or Adonis, Jungkook didn’t care much for his looks. He only cared about whether you found him attractive. The same could be said about any of his traits: his personality, his sense of humor, even the way he slept at night. The only love Jungkook cared about was yours. Your affection, your acceptance, your undivided attention.

Unlike him, though, you apparently craved the affections of other men— strangers from the internet who didn’t care about your generous soul and fragile heart. They only wanted to fuck you, discard you like trash until they found another shiny new toy.

Jungkook slammed his laptop shut, his mind clouded by fury, but still cognizant enough to formulate a plan. It was risky, but in the end it would ensure that you never consider straying from him again.

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Your fingers deftly thumbed the buttons of the gaming device, controlling your Animal Crossing character as they collected seashells from the shore. Every now and then, you’d giggle, wink at the camera, read a comment or two, and then return to your game. It was easy money, and it also boosted your ego a bit. Jungkook, although being an attentive, caring boyfriend, whilst being a more than a generous lover, could be a bit suffocating at times. He dictated what you wore— more often than not, suggesting you wear couple outfits— carefully monitored your social media and even conducted background checks on all of your male family members.

Although it was twisted, you couldn’t help but feel validated at the small bits of attention you got through streaming. It was what kept you practically sane in your relationship with Jungkook, what ensured that you never snapped back at your boyfriend when he urged you to wear something less revealing, or when he scolded you for “flirting” with the older blind gentleman that lived in your apartment complex.

Humming contentedly, you delivered a package to a citizen named Purrl, only glancing up at your computer monitor to briefly acknowledge the chat, when you spotted Jungkook glaring at you from the doorway. Startling slightly, you hit Control + Tab and switched to Youtube, trying to look inconspicuous.

“H-Hi baby,” you greeted, smiled forced, yet still somewhat genuine. “You’re home early, I didn’t hear you arrive.” Jungkook clicked his tongue and pushed off the doorframe, stride confident and eyes set to kill. He responded vaguely, “Got out early.”

Jungkook approached you, his dominating presence settling over the back your white gaming chair. He feigned interest at your game at hand, “Well, what do we have here?” You glanced over your shoulder at your boyfriend, doing your best to keep your cool. “Ah, yeah, I’m playing Animal Crossing! Isn’t my character adorable?” You nudged the DS towards Jungkook who smiled politely— he knew that you knew that wasn’t what he was talking about, but Jungkook was certain that he could play the better liar.

He accepted the DS from your hands and inspected your character, before handing the electronic device back. “She looks just like you, Y/N. It’s cute.” You blushed, not because of his praise, but due to the embarrassment. Your livestream was still ongoing, meaning your viewers were seeing this entire awkward situation unfold, and you hoped to God that Jungkook didn’t notice the tiny green dot on your webcam. If he did, Jungkook would undeniably find a way to take away the only form of freedom you had to interact with the opposite sex.

“You know,” he mused, coiling a strand of hair around his index finger, “I also think it’s cute how you actually believe you can lie to me.” Your heart skipped a beat, and your breath hitched slightly as you tried to remain calm. You kept your concentration solely on Animal Crossing, trying to avoid your boyfriend’s scrutiny. Jungkook leaned in closer until his face was level with yours. Peeking at him out of the corner of your eye, you noticed his focus was not on you, but rather on your computer monitor, right hand already poised on the mouse. The cursor dragged over to the leftmost tab and you sucked in a breath, an intense sense of impending doom coiling in your gut.

The screen changed to show a mirror image of yourself, alongside Jungkook, a devilish smirk tugging at his lips. Your secret had been exposed— and you knew it was only a matter of time, as keeping secret from Jungkook was a difficult task— but you hadn’t imagined it to happen this way. To be exposed on stream, by none other than your boyfriend.

You expected his fury, his disappointment— any sort of reaction, really— instead, feeling the tantric slither of his hand as it crept up your sternum.

“If you want to attention so badly, all you had to do was ask, babe,” Jungkook murmured into the shell of your ear, his body gracefully sliding itself under your thighs and repositioning you onto his lap. Tantalizingly slow, Jungkook’s fingers worked their way up the expanse of your chest until they nestled themselves over your breasts, his hands palming the clothed surface.

Although he was gentle, there was an underlying roughness to his touch. His fingers pinched the flesh of your breasts until it hurt, but would release a second later, only to alleviate the discomfort with soothing massages. Jungkook’s mouth rhythmically suckled pink bruises into the crook of your neck, eliciting a soft whimper. He smirked, satisfied that he was able to rile you up so easily. He lazily dragged his tongue up the column of your throat until his mouth rested right under your ear, leaving a sloppy trail of saliva in its wake.

His left hand relinquished control of one breast and acquainted itself with your inner thigh, his thumb toying with the elastic with featherlight touches. “You’re such a stupid little slut,” Jungkook purred, teeth nipping at your earlobe. “But at least you’re my little slut.” During all your moments of intimacy, Jungkook had never once bestowed upon you such a degrading name, as his kinks were more aligned towards praise rather than humiliation. But you surmised that his spiteful words were simply misplaced frustration.

How long had it been? Hours? Minutes? Seconds? It was impossible to tell, as you found yourself lost in the sensual motions, completely forgetting that, although you were in private, your stream was still live. You were only pulled out of your lust-induced haze when you heard the chime of your donation notification, reminding you that you had a small audience of onlookers. “Jungkook, the- the stream… I need to end the broadcast,” you weakly protested, trying to wriggle out from his grasp. Your boyfriend kept you firmly molded to him, his growing need nestled between the folds of your skirt.

“Let them watch,” Jungkook stated, brazenly making eye contact with the camera. “Since you clearly don’t mind the attention, why don’t we give them a run for their money?”

Your eyes widened, finding Jungkook’s shamelessness slightly erotic, but nevertheless feeling absolutely mortified at your compromising position. Comments were rolling in steadily, causing your heart to clench in self-loathing.

taetaebae: wtf wtf wtf

taetaebae: this shit is fuckin wilfd lmfao 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

D-Boy: what a hoe

HopeWrld: what is even happening

D-Boy: at least shes hot tho

“Kookie, baby please,” you pleaded, grabbing onto the one arm that fondled your breast, feeling the sinew of his muscles ripple under your fingertips. “I’m guh-gonna get banned if you k-keep- keep doing this.” Jungkook ignored your weak-willed objections and continued to torment you by sliding his finger into your slick heat. A moan was coaxed from your throat, the shiver from his sudden entrance causing you to lean into further into Jungkook’s chest.

knjkoya: Lucky bastard

CallMeJin: After all the money I’ve sent you?? At the very least, you could have just pretended to be a good girl, I’llBeYourBaby. Unsubscribing. Pokimane is hotter anyway.

Your cheeks flushed in embarrassment at the visual in front of you: Jungkook’s right hand splayed across your chest, while his left hand sinful touches under the ruffles of your skirt— which was, thankfully, hidden low enough to not be captured on the stream— whilst his mouth worked in tandem, leaving your neck littered in splotches of pink, red and lilac. You looked like a mess, but felt completely invigorated.

But still, despite your body being pulled into euphoria, your mind was plagued with negative thoughts. These viewers, your followers, were one of the last few sources of entertainment left, and if the broadcast was reported then your IP would be banned permanently, which meant no more streaming, no more fun, no more freedom.

Pulling away from Jungkook’s lips, you attempted to stand your ground, craning your neck to face him. “Jungkook, please don’t do this while I’m live. Let me sign out and I’ll take care of you.” Your boyfriend’s eyes settled on your bite-swollen lips and the way your heavy-lidded eyes betrayed your protests to stop. He should get what he wants while respecting your autonomy, but the selfish, vile side within him screamed to punish, punish, punish.

Jungkook gently brought his lips to yours, giving you a tender, chaste kiss, lulling you into a false sense of security. You smiled shyly, a tinge of pink dusting your cheeks and Jungkook returned the gesture with one of his toothy grins. Ever so carefully, Jungkook raised his hips and pulled out something hard, firm, from his rear pocket— a thick bundle of crisp, $100 bills, totaling close to three grand.

As soon as your guard had been let down, he shoved the stack into your mouth, effectively gagging you. His other hand clamped down on your wrists, preventing them from reaching the mouse or keyboard. “You want these loser scumbags to pay you while you act like their cute, sweet gamer girlfriend? How about cold, hard cash? Will that keep you satisfied, princess?”

Jungkook eyed the chatroom, his attention catching on a particular message that, if it could even be possible, made dick harden even more.

jiiiiiimin: you should just let us watch you fuck her

With a scoff and cocky grin, Jungkook tilted his head mockingly. “Like hell I will. Go get your dicks hard to someone who’s not taken.” And with that, Jungkook pushed off the chair, pinning you into the desk on your stomach, whilst his other hand palmed the flesh of your bottom, a telltale sign that a rather lengthy spanking would be coming your way. The sheer force of your readjustment onto the desk had sent the computer monitor and webcam tumbling off the desk, landing in a shattered mess on the floor, pieces of plexiglass and plastic littered everywhere.

You made a mental note: be sure to buy a new monitor after Jungkook’s punishment, and make sure the next one is shatter-proof.

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jackals-ships · 4 years

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HEY JACKAL ILU, HOW DID DOG AND DUALSCAR MEET? WHAT WERE THEIR FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF EACH OTHER. how did they figure out what kind of relationship they wanted &..... has there ever been any quadrant vacillation in their relationship ?? hs quadrants are very interesting to me so im v curious.... is this relationship purely pitch or do either dog or dualscar ever have days where they're feeling almost flushed and they're like uhh wtf

HMM THAT SOUNDS A LIL GAY JUNIE ajdhsk ily 2 uwu blows u a kiss

word of warning im on mobile and i RAMBLED bc it's 1am can't stop won't stop an im sorry for nyalls dashes:

OKAY SO: i bounce around a lil wrt the verse they exist in bc like,,,,HS already has sm timeline fuckery, god and hussie cannot stop me from contributing 2 this tradition

S O in what ive mentally been calling the main timeline it's a no-SBURB humans an trolls semi coexist au. and by semi coexist i mean the empire still SUCKS but they didn't immediately wipe out the humans on sight. Dog works for Her Imperious Condescension as something spy/assassin adjacent! an they're v v v good at their job

Dog gets sent out to work with Dualscar bc there's been a long string of anti empire attacks, a lot of which are specifically targeting ships like the ISS Calamity (Dualscars ship). also despite being matesprits she likes to fuck with him and she thinks it's gonna be HILARIOUS (it is)

Dualscars first reaction is a mix between "vwhat the fuck is that" "im going to THROWW it off my SHIP" "MEENAH VWHAT THE HELL??" so he did not like them At All. which at first was a purely platonic hatred, he didn't want to touch them with a ten foot pole an the only reason they didn't immediately die is he would have to do paperwork. (that's also how Dog got their name ! he didn't give them the opportunity to tell him their name and it just kinda stuck. then they refused to tell him their legal name out of Spite)

Dog actually knew a bit about the Orphaner before they met! it was due to a combo of their moirail (GHB) ragging on him at every given opportunity and Dog having a vague interest in seadweller politics+ships. their first impression however was "ah. Another Fucking Asshole, well. at least this one isn't as prissy as the rest???"

despite the fact that Dualscar wanted to throw them off the ship 80% of the time over the perigrees they spent on his ship he begrudgingly had to admit they were fairly good at their job. however a good chunk of their relationships were back and forth snarking and insubordination from Dog that neither of them thought anything of until a newer crew member asked Dog how they could be in a pitch relationship with a troll while being human. that crew member might have gone missing mysteriously the same night

SO Dog was the first to realize from that that yeah actually somewhere along the line their hate changed from platonic to romantic. it took a good while for them to confront Dualscar tho. he looked Terrified™ an they wished they managed to get a picture. he initially turned them down bc he's a DICK yeah but he's not a Total Horrible Monster Mostly??? an he was terrified of honest to god killing them w/out meaning to

it took about a sweep of Dog proving to him that they could handle a relationship with him b4 he relented to the fact that he did indeed HATE the lil asshole. ofc they set up a lot of ground rules which i hc is common in a pitch relationship? which basically was "you can't insult the others physical appearance, no driving away hate buddies, no causing permanent harm etc"

an it sounds very weird to type out but they have a v healthy hate relationship?? Dog pushes Dualscar to be a better Captain by baiting him and Dualscar manages to bait Dog into not doing as much stupid shit as they Could

AN LISTEN: LISTEN NEITHER OF THEM WILL ADMIT IT BUT THEY D O O O

it's not a very Common occurrence bc they both drive each other up the wall and half the time one of them gets soft and the other Immediately does something stupid to get them heated again (Dual has a superiority complex the size of the sea and Dog wants to throttle him 4 it)

but sometimes. sometimes. you can catch Dualscar laying his head in Dogs lap, they're playing with his earfins in a way that's so gentle it looks Wrong compared to usual. and they have this fuzzy lil feeling in their chest because in that moment they pity him so much, they want to be so gentle to him, they want to treat him with the kindness that he deserves and hardly ever recieves, they want to keep him safe, they would fight the whole Empire if it meant that they could keep seeing his smile

then they get overwhelmed by their flushed feelings and have to bite him

#jackals barks #long post #ship: space pirates <3<#i am standing here with red string tied to a corkboard #LISTEN I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE THIS MAN AND WOULD KILL HIM IN A HEARTBEAT BUT HE LIVES IN MY BRAIN RENT FREE 24/7

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lostinthelightss · 4 years

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literal chaos fire (ch.2)

amazing banner by @downn-in-flames / down-in-flames@FFT

find it elsewhere: fft | ao3 | ff.net | hpff learn more: chaos universe link to other chapters: 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 link to missing moments: 5.5, 7.5, 8.5, 15.5

pairing: Lily Luna Potter / OC genre: AU, Humor, Romance rating: mature audiences

summary:

Victoire Weasley is a masters student in infectious diseases handling a devastating break up with her girlfriend of two years. Lily Potter is a first year law student navigating a figurative minefield that is the star quarterback’s unrequited affection. Molly Weasley is pursuing her bachelors in engineering while pining over her best friend - who doesn’t seem to realize it.

Three women, three vastly different lives, all coming together with group chats, family dinners, and a whole lot of chaos.

chapter summary:

IckyVicky: uve always been my least fav sisster

dominatrix: im your only sister

loulou: does that mean i'm the favourite sister now?

SEPTEMBER 18TH, 2021

‘the dopest house' (foxyroxy, freddieboy, jamesanator, moollywoobbles, rose) 12:33am

freddieboy: @rose freddieboy: stop fucking your bf and come hang out with ussssss

jamesanator: we got home early so we're playing Kings in the living room

foxyroxy: translation - james got kicked out of the bar but they don't want the night to end

moollywoobbles: to be fair moollywoobbles: he was defending my honor

foxyroxy: he bitch slapped one of the bouncers foxyroxy: he's not allowed back at the bar foxyroxy: EVER

freddieboy: ROSSSEEEEE

moollywoobbles: he bitch slapped one of the bouncers FOR ME

freddieboy: ROOOOOSSSSIIIIIIEEEEE freddieboy: come out come out and plaaaayyyyyy

rose: if we play a few rounds will you let us go back to sleep?

freddieboy: YAAAASSSSSS

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‘literal chaos fire' (lawyerlilz, Mollz, VickyBaby) 2:57am

Mollz: freed nd james made rosse and malfiy play kngs wit hus Mollz: im so lonely Mollz: why dosnt he love me baxk?

lawyerlilz: prbably becuz hes not interestd lawyerlilz: whyyyyyy doesnt lawyerlilz: why doestn flynn leave me aloooone lawyerlilz: i dont caere

VickyBaby: teddy left me VickyBaby: for *America*

Mollz: xander will nev er love me

lawyerlilz: flynnnn keeeeps texting me lawyerlilz: phone shut up

VickyBaby: america dsoent evn have me

lawyerlilz: oh wait tthe buzzing it you guys

VickyBaby: i bet it has prettier girls

Mollz: vicster, u so pretty tho Mollz: sooooo preeeetty

Molly Weasley changed Victoire Weasley's name to preeeeetty laaaadyyyy.

lawyerlilz: so pretty

preeeeetty laaaadyyyy: i love you gus

Mollz: imma text him

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(mollawalla, xanderbander) 3:23am

mollawalla: im v intoxicated mollawalla: r u awake????? mollawalla: lysaaaaaaander mollawalla: lyyyyysaaaaaanderrrrr mollawalla: loveeee you mollawalla: im never dirnking agin

8:04am

xanderbander: yeah, you say that every week xanderbander: we're still on for lunch right? xanderbander: assignment is due on monday

11:46am

mollawalla: my head is kiiiiilling me mollawalla: im never drinking again!!!

xanderbander: pick you up in 5?

mollawalla: ugh fine mollawalla: i hate you

xanderbander: love you too molla, see you in a few

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‘literal chaos fire' (lawyerlilz, Mollz, VickyBaby) 11:48am

Mollz: shit i messaged him last night Mollz: why didn't you guys stop me? Mollz: god, im never drinking again

12:05pm

lawyerlilz: i would've, but at some point i ended up on my bathroom floor and everything's a blur after that lawyerlilz: don't u have sat lunch with him?

12:24pm

preeeeetty laaaadyyyy: fuuuuuck preeeeetty laaaadyyyy: i called Teddy 8 times last night preeeeetty laaaadyyyy: wtf did i say??? preeeeetty laaaadyyyy: and wtf is this name?????

Victoire Weasley changed her nickname to VckyBaby.

VckyBaby: shit

Victoire Weasley changed her nickname to VickyBaby.

lawyerlilz: hungover?

VickyBaby: as fuck... VickyBaby: god, what did i say?

lawyerlilz: im so glad i have no one to drunk dial

Mollz: im jealous Mollz: i cant stop freaking out Mollz: i told him i loved him last night

lawyerlilz: WHAT?!?!

VickyBaby: WHAT???

Mollz: yeah, and he said it this morning

lawyerlilz: that's a good thing though

VickyBaby: yeah, you want them to say it back

Mollz: Attachment: 1 Image

VickyBaby: oh... VickyBaby: not like that...

lawyerlilz: but that's good? lawyerlilz: doesn't that mean he doesn't realize what you meant? lawyerlilz: so your secret's safe!

Mollz: but what if he figured it out Mollz: and is just pretending not to realize Mollz: because he hates the idea of us being together Mollz: but doesn't want to crush my heart and soul Mollz: and still wants a study partner

lawyerlilz: alright, that would suck

VickyBaby: if he hasn't realized that you've been in love with him since first year? VickyBaby: he definitely didn't figure it out last night

Mollz: okay, he's coming back to the table, i'm going MIA

VickyBaby: keep us updated!

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(Lily Potter, Victoire Weasley) 12:32pm

Lily: so how you gonna figure out what you said in your calls to Teddy?

Victoire: I was thinking of just blocking her number and getting over it Victoire: doesnt really matter since she's leaving soon

Lily: but what if she wants to get back together?

Victoire: she's going across an ocean Victoire: and honestly, i dont think i ever want to get back together with her

Lily: why? Lily: i thought you guys were doing good?

Victoire: we were... Victoire: i think? Victoire: idk, it felt off near the end

Lily: off like...?

Victoire: i found out she was cheating Victoire: that's why im worried about the calls Victoire: DONT TELL MOLLY Victoire: she'll definitely try and key her car

Lily: yeah, if i dont first Lily: why didnt you tell us?

Victoire: ... Victoire: idk

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(Lily Potter, Molly Weasley) 2:43pm

Lily: im bringing vic over tonight Lily: teddy cheated on her

Molly: IM GONNA KEY HER CAR

Lily: NO Lily: she specifically told me not to tell you for this exact reason Lily: so let her get a little drunk and tell you on her own time

Molly: fine Molly: but im guilting rose and roxanne into this Molly: she needs family Molly: and if i tell rose she'll bake cookies

Lily: smart

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(Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley) 9:34pm

Teddy: hey

Victoire: ... hey

Teddy: i miss you Teddy: i saw you called last night but didn't leave any messages... Teddy: and i realized i missed your voice Teddy: maybe we should see if... Teddy: idk Teddy: we could do long distance?

Victoire: this is vicky's cousin Victoire: fuck yuo, you cheating bitch

Teddy: I'm sorry?

Victoire: we knoooooooow that you were fucking the TA for your ethcds and amnil science course Victoire: showww ur face at any family gatherins an ill key ur car

Teddy: Molly, please give the phone to vic

Victoire Weasley has blocked Teddy Lupin.

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‘wotter you doing' (albie, dominatrix, foxyroxy, FRAD, huggies, IckyVicky, jamisson, Lillylolz, loulou, LucyGoose, mollzerati, rose) 9:49pm

mollzerati: new famly policy mollzerati: teddy lupin iss shoot one sight

Lillylolz: that fuxking bitch

IckyVicky: cheating fuckxing birhc

mollzerati: FUUUUUCKIGN BITCH

albie: how did they all manage to misspell ‘fucking', all in different ways? albie: also wtf?

jamisson: from what i can gather from the drunk mess that is my living room jamisson: teddy cheated on vic jamisson: so now we all hate her

dominatrix: but i like teddy dominatrix: are you sure about the cheating? dominatrix: she doesn't seem like the type

IckyVicky: uve always been my least fav sisster

dominatrix: im your only sister

loulou: does that mean i'm the favourite sister now?

rose: that bitch ,,, teddyd

huggies: rose??

jamisson: oh yeah, they guilted rose into the pity party jamisson: @foxyroxy too but fred took her phone so she wouldn't drunk call their parents

FRAD: WHEN DID WE BECOME THE RESPONSIBLE ONES???

LucyGoose: this family is a fuxking disaster LucyGoose: FUCK

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sinha-ri · 5 years

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*cLaPs*

Valdis and Lily- Another story/reminder for myself which i need to learn how to properly tag to remind myself and find this because I'm sure i lost one on Oliver.

Lily was just recovering from nearly dying at an actual clinic. Upon hearing/knowing this, the miliary was like "Wasn't that the one dude who's really good at halberd and did some hunting and sht?" And went to scout him. They were like "Hey, we heard ya almost died and your weak as sht rn with no home, no money, no weapon, your basically broke asf, so we want to help you. Fight for us, and we will give u all that AND protect you from the person you just ran away from. If you deny us, well we'll throw ya back with them."

And Lily, just fckin tired, was like alright fine. But whatever you just called me, dont anymore. My name will be Xavier. Before they were able to look at him well he cut above his eyebrow to hide his marks. He was like, I need about a month to get better.

They were like, a month? Bi- have you seen yourself? And your long deep cuts? We gonna give u 2 months to recover, after that you're gonna train with this Knight who is a general and you'll be his Lutenit. He was like alrite, my one request is to go visit this place to make me a weapon, i don't want yours. They were a lil salty but ranted him that.

2 months later, he's still weak and recovering but trains with thee Knight, who is Valdis. Valdis is like "Why do they want him? He cant even run without looking like he's gonna pass out and he keeps dropping his halberd. Why is he using a halberd? They literally dumped an emotional mess on me who gets frusterated way too easy and wont even let me touch him." Because he was given literally no information about him other than the military wants him trained, so he's like aight.

Eventually he feels like a total duck when Xavier (Lily) snaps at him and his wrists are bleeding cause his wounds are opening again. This is when he knew...he fucked up. So he tries to go a lil easier on him now knowing he's injured.

Months later, he did it! Xavier is a semi fuctioning killing machince who's wounds have healed. He's still quiet as hell, eye bags that indicate he hasn't slept for god knows how long, and terrible eating habits, but he can tolerate Valdis. Valdis then proceeds to try and make him less tense and just fckin relax, so he always jokes around with him and slowly tries to get him used to touch again. After a while tho he's like...o sht..am I gay for him?

So one day he takes Xavier to drink, he actually drinks which surpeised Valdis, but god did he get drunk real quick. Some lady was flirting with them and Valdis was like, Ay Xavier why dont ya hit her up? And so the lady takes him and then like, 1 minute later she comes rushing out and p issed and Valdis goes into the room like, wtf did u do?

And they basically had a conversation where Xavier was like "I've never done it with a woman cus im gay asf" and Valdis is like "Oh."

Another time skip and Valdis tries to get touchy (occasionally poking him, holding his hand/arm, brushing his hair with his hands) with Xavier and notices how he lets himself. Then they get a lil more intimate and kiss- and that goes on for a while without either of them actually saying the love each other (except Valdis but in his very weird Knight way)

Xavier is like "I'll date you but...you have to listen to anytime I tell you to do or not do something" and Valdis is all for it and respects anytime he says no, especially to way more intimate things because now that he knows him better, he has a better idea of what he's been through and how he's still mentally and physically recovering.

After a while of dating and Valdis trying to get to 3rd base but backing off anytime Xavier says nah, Xavier is finally like "Alright- I dont think i can do this anymore. I cant give you what you want despite being patient as hell and I'm just a wreck rn who isnt ready for a relationship and also any of us can die at literally any day so maybe after the war going on we can date again." And hes like, terrified by how Valdis will respond. HELL YA HE'S SAD/UPSET, but he doesn't show it and is like "Alright, if thats what ya want. But will ya still let me hug/comfort you?" And Xavier is just like daww alright, just cus its nice.

Weeks later, that's when a big battle/the last battle happened and Valdis lost sight of Xavier but only heard the news that the enemy finally surrendered. They made him stop and pull back before he can even look for Xavier. He hoped he got back okay, but when he got back he got the news that Xavier died. His weapon, some of his armor, and his body was missing, but someone witnessed when he was stabbed and they saw how badly he bled and fell.

Valdis never got his second chance, but knew how much Xavier was hurting anyway, so it got him 👏 fucked 👏 up. He hoped he was alive, but wished he wasn't because of that.

And when he found him again, he was so excited and grateful and he looked better! He was smiling, laughing, looked well rested and looked completely healthy! Valdis would only hear him laugh once every full moon, while here he was just so happy and relaxed and calm with a new haircut and everything.

But now, he was married and went by the name Lily.

He was ofc supportive and showed it, but it just fuked 👏 him 👏up 👏even 👏 more 👏because he was the one that got away due to terrible timing and circumstances.

Thoughts, questions, comments? (All/any appreciated)

#facts #and this is why i feel bad for valdis #there was also a part where lily had to explain to valdis he was asexual #that was great #valdis #why cant mobile have a read more option #so yall dont have to see my long a ss rant

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kittenwatchesthings · 6 years

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Geostorm Liveblog

It’s been a hot minute ( many many hot minutes, actually) since I liveblogged here, and that’s because The Core fucked me up so bad that I still haven’t finished it. Yeah. That was a year ago (or longer, because I picked a theme that doesn’t timstamp my posts). I got as far as the geode and noped the fuck out, but to this day I am still pondering the velocity and force needed for a pigeon to break windows. Just saying.

Anyways, it’s Superbowl Sunday and I could care less and Redbox had a deal so I picked up Geostorm. I will tell you how much I know about this movie.

Gerard Butler is in it.

Gerard Butler controls the satellites that control the weather.

The satellites get fucked up.

They fuck shit up.

There are giant tsunamis.

I think there were like six tornadoes in NYC or something IDK I watched the trailer months ago.

I think he has a daughter because they always have daughters in disaster movies right?

Let’s get started.

This movie is rated PG-13 for destruction and violence.

Annnnnd we start with the child voiceover because Drama™. Climate change!

Actual quote: “They called it extreme weather. They didn’t know what extreme is.”

(I am not even 30 seconds in this is gonna be great.)

Okay I’m now like a minute in and I have two things to say.

1. These are excellent videos of natural disasters 2. I hope they got permission for the videos

So they’re essentially using explosives to control the weather. Yup. That’s totally gonna work. And they called it Dutch Boy. Yeah. Great.

Ohhhh Gerard is gonna be snarky to the senators. Nice. I like him.

The senator is clearly gonna be the bad guy in this movie. I can’t wait for him to die.

Also Gerard is not really aging very well. He still looks good just not as good as 2005 Gerard.

His brother is clearly a politician because he’s all “you fucked up and I gotta fire you” but at least he kinda cried about it too.

Anyways we’re headed to the desert where shit is about go down I can just feel it.

Who the fuck came up with this

Oh there’s a town completely frozen over OH his hand came off well shit

THE PRESIDENT ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF

Little brother has redeemed himself by caring more about the 300 people in the village that froze to death

fuck you, Mr President

Ed Harris knows what’s up. He says get Gerard up on that space station

meanwhile, in space, a foreign guy (of course, because America is full of racists) is stealing information, and does every single country have its own satellite? even Djibouti? that seems excessive to me.

Nevermind the guy is dead. I 100% thought he was doing normal shit until he stuck the… uh… datapen? whatever. until he stuck it into the binder all sneaky-like. Not entirely sure wtf just happened on the ISS but we’ve just cut to the country where Gerard’s daughter is brainy and fixing something all by herself.

Awww her name is Hannah I have a sister named Hannah

oh now the brothers are fighting

guilt trippingggg

Ohhhhh so there’s another guy on the ISS fucking shit up. I bet he made the airlock open to kill Makmoud. Why the fuck people gotta fuck shit up?

(The answer is that people are fucking awful)

no wait I lied this guy is on Earth, in China, where it is very hot

CAT THERE IS A CAT IT IS PURRING STOP EVERYTHING

Oh um the ground is so hot you can fry eggs on it WHY IS THE PIPE RED HOT OH LOOK AN EXPLOSION

FIRENADO ALERT

what the actual fuck is going on

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

okay I’mma try and wrap my head around this… it got so hot that the gas pipelines turned red hot, overheated, exploded everywhere, and toppled buildings

1. NOT PLAUSIBLE 2. Pipes run at least 3 feet underground which is not gonna get that fucking hot and I’m pretty sure the gas would expand and destroy the lines before they actually get red hot 3. Whether actual fire explosions (and not superheated gas) happen would be up to whether there are sparks or not

okay so it was indeed gas main explosions, thank you Hannah for explaining

still doesn’t excuse the TERRIBLE SCIENCE

Hannah is a smart cookie I like her

still using fucking space shuttles I see and he’s not even in a space suit what kind of space movie is this (okay he’s kind of in a space suit but really)

can u not with the dizzying space images? I’m still fucked up from Gravity

THE Jake Lawson

Also Gerard’s American accent is riddled with Scottish which is likely why he just said he was born in the UK (I like the Scots better than the American anyway roll those r’s baby)

Okay anyway apparently the satellites are getting fucked up by someone IN THE WHITE HOUSE how surprising is that (not at all)

SOMEBODY’S COME TO FUCK WITH CHENG

THE BROTHERS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

THIS IS NOT THE DRAMA I SIGNED UP FOR

AHHH THERE IS THE DRAMA

I suspect Dassite(?) has something to do with this. But I am worried something’s gonna go wrong on this spacewalk.

SOMEBODY FUCKED WITH JAKE’S SUIT

DAMMIT I SAID NO MORE DIZZYING SPACE SHIT I’M STILL FUCKED UP FROM GRAVITY

FUCK CHENG NO

Really we need this brotherly–ohhhhh it’s a fucking coded message hell yeah Jake

FUCK NOT THE GIRLFRIEND

oh okay Dana is my fave

OMG the girlfriend’s name is Sarah helllll yeah

Ohhhhh Makmoud I am sorry for thinking you were bad you were being good! It is clearly the Americans fucking all of this up

DUSSETTE IS GOOD TOO I’M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU BOTH

SHIT they weaponized it everything’s fucked up

THE PRESIDENT FUCKED THIS SHIT UP

Max is gonna fuck this up I just know it

FUCK NOT TOKYO

oh hey the giant hailstones from the trailer holy fuck they are huge

what the fuck ice in Brazil

BIRDS FALLING DEAD FROM THE SKY INCLUDING A PLANE

ONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES TO GEOSTORM

FUCK ed harris is onto max

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE STATION SELF DESTRUCTING

WHO FUCKED IT UP

IT WAS DUNCAN

SHIT SON FUCK HIM UP JAKE

of fucking course Ed Harris is the one behind it he’s the best at being bad

but why is it the DNC why are they democrats why are the dems the bad ones

SARAH IS BEST AT LYING

GO SARAH GO

THERE’S THE TORNADOES

So lightning just blew up the arena where the DNC was being held and I’m having flashbacks to The Core when a lightning storm fucked up Rome and exploded the Coliseum so THANKS Geostorm

Annnnd Russia is melting and the Prez is skeptical (of course)

FUCK the shithole guy survived

SARAH IS THE BEST

EY NOW HE DEAD

Noooo poor Hannah

SHIT JAKE NO

lol Max and Sarah have you beat fucking Ed Harris

fucking deck him Mr President

HELL YEAH MAX

Anyways, tsunami in Dubai. GIANT FUCKING TSUNAMI. Definitely bigger than fucking San Andreas

NO JAKE CAN’T DIE

HE’S THE FUCKING HERO

THAT WAS THE MOST STRESSFUL FIVE MINUTES I CAN REMEMBER

oh no Ute is gonna die isn’t she

wait she’s still going

okay they’re in the satellite that should be okay right

HERNANDEZ

yay happy ending

Okay so um.

Final thoughts: I got way too emotionally invested in the movie but at this moment (despite what some conspiracy theorists believe) we CANNOT control the weather satellites. We do not yet have this capability and I fully believe that we will not have it by 2019 or even 2025, especially if the US government and public opinion stay as they are right now. This movie was likely based on conspiracy theories surrounding HAARP, which I won’t get into, but it’s safe to say that we can’t control the fucking weather and we’re not going to for a long time.

So uh… nice concept, nice drama, the science fucking sucked. Definitely sci-fi rather than actually fucking plausible. The end.

Science 0/5 Plot 5/5 because fuck this movie Special effects 4/5 because some of the scenes in the space suits looked kinda fake but the rest was A+

#geostorm #liveblog

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fourlynchclover · 6 years

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Do all, sorry I just enjoy reading them lol

yall are killin me lmao

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? like my dog idk

2. Are you outgoing or shy? shyyyyy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? no one?? idk

4. Are you easy to get along with? i think so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? i dont really. like anyone so id be alone lmao

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? good sense of humor and a good face

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? i kinda hope so

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? no one but like dan and phil bc im watching them rn lmao

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? no

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? idk lmao

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? ‘when are you coming home’

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? the entire reputation album

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yesssss its my fave

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? yes n yes

15. What good thing happened this summer? vidcon

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? no

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no

19. Do you like bubble baths? not really

20. Do you like your neighbors? theyre alright i guess

21. What are you bad habits? crackin my knuckles

22. Where would you like to travel? japannnnnnn

23. Do you have trust issues? yes

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? the part where im not awake

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? stomach

26. What do you do when you wake up? check my phone

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? neither its fine the way it is

28. Who are you most comfortable around? my dog lmao

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? yes

30. Do you ever want to get married? maybe if i meet the right person

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? idk thats a weird question

33. Spell your name with your chin. no

34. Do you play sports? What sports? wrestling lmao

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yes

37. What do you say during awkward silences? i , do not break awkward silences

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? stacy hinojosa

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? target

40. What do you want to do after high school? uhhhh

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? most of the time

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? i am always quiet it doesnt mean anything

43. Do you smile at strangers? yes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? SPACE GET ME OFF THIS MF PLANET

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? food

46. What are you paranoid about? every fuckin thing

47. Have you ever been high? yes lmao

48. Have you ever been drunk? yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? i dont think so

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? black

51. Ever wished you were someone else? yes

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my bank account balance

53. Favourite makeup brand? idk i dont really wear makeup

54. Favourite store? target idk five below too

55. Favourite blog? my OWN

56. Favourite colour? blue

57. Favourite food? chicken or rice

58. Last thing you ate? a can of raviolis

59. First thing you ate this morning? cheesy chicken bag dinner thing lmao

60. Ever won a competition? For what? i dont think so

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? i got iss a lot for bein tardy

62. Been arrested? For what? no lmao

63. Ever been in love? i think maybe but idk

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? no thanks

65. Are you hungry right now? IM FUCKIN STARVING

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? my tumblr friends are my real friends wtf

67. Facebook or Twitter? fb

68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now? youtube

70. Names of your bestfriends? i dont. have. any

71. Craving something? What? MCDONALDS

72. What colour are your towels? purple white yellow idk

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? two

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no i sleep with a real animal

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? quite a few

75. Favourite animal? POLAR BEAR

76. What colour is your underwear? uhhh blue and white

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? superman

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? white

80. What colour pants? gray pink n white

81. Favourite tv show? king of queens

82. Favourite movie? the heat

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? the og wtf who likes mean girls 2

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? cady

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory

87. First person you talked to today? my brother

88. Last person you talked to today? my mother

89. Name a person you hate? no thank u

90. Name a person you love? stacy hinojosa

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? probably

92. In a fight with someone? no i would have to talk to ppl to fight with them

93. How many sweatpants do you have? a few

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? a looooot

95. Last movie you watched? uhhh idk actually

96. Favourite actress? melissa mccarthy

97. Favourite actor? leo dicaprio

98. Do you tan a lot? no im pale

99. Have any pets? yes 2 dogs and a hamster

100. How are you feeling? HUNGRY

101. Do you type fast? i think so

102. Do you regret anything from your past? mmmmmmmmyeah

103. Can you spell well? yes i think so

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? :) :) :)

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? no

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? probably

107. Have you ever been on a horse? probably

108. What should you be doing? idk lmao

109. Is something irritating you right now? how mf hungry i am

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes

111. Do you have trust issues? yes didnt i already answer this

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? no one lmao

113. What was your childhood nickname? idk i had a few

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes

115. Do you play the Wii? i use my wii u for youtube lmao

116. Are you listening to music right now? no

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes

118. Do you like Chinese food? YES

119. Favourite book? unwind

120. Are you afraid of the dark? yes

121. Are you mean? idk kinda lowkey

122. Is cheating ever okay? no wtf

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? yeah i dont go anywhere

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes

125. Do you believe in true love? yes

126. Are you currently bored? yes

127. What makes you happy? stacy hinojosa

128. Would you change your name? nah

129. What your zodiac sign? aries

130. Do you like subway? yes

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? sorry fam im gay lmai

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? idk and didnt i already answee this too

133. Favourite lyrics right now? dont blame me my drug is my baby, ill be using for the rest of my life

134. Can you count to one million? i mean probably

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? idk lmao i dont lie

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed

137. How tall are you? 5′2

138. Curly or Straight hair? straight

139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette

140. Summer or Winter? winter

141. Night or Day? night

142. Favourite month? march or december

143. Are you a vegetarian? no

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk

145. Tea or Coffee? coffee

146. Was today a good day? it was chill

147. Mars or Snickers? snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote? idk omg

149. Do you believe in ghosts? yes

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? no im lazy

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