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fluffywings13 · 2 years
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Rody: *sitting quietly at the bedside* see, I know Uncle Kei loves him. I also know murder is wrong.
Rody: *reaching for pillow* but smothering him in his sleep is only wrong if Uncle Kei wakes up and I get caught.
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majesticcorn2000 · 15 days
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mr stick as uncle ian. think about it.
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once you see it there is no going back
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vaguely-concerned · 1 year
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I'm obsessed with purple hawke's relationship to god. that scene when you side with the mages and talk to bethany, and she's finally reached the certainty that she is as the maker made her and that it must be good, she must be good, because the maker is good. and her older sibling is just standing there hollow-eyed and haunted like 'oh. I was just thinking that god is not only indifferent to human life and suffering but actively, deliberately cruel and malicious and that all of creation is nothing more than a stage stained with an eternity of blood and grief where we act out our tragedies and tear each other apart for His entertainment. actually. but maybe you're right. who's to say'
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eggseabutter · 2 years
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Eggdad scolding the blues. Siblings. Old hedgehog. And No Quills Au.
(Bunch of stuff tbh <3)
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vigilskeep · 1 month
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Does Chevalier Hawke have anymore kids after Malcolm or maybe even from before??? God that be terrifying low-key.
Keir is in Kirkwall and BAM! Orlesian Auncle jumpscare. Andraste Wept.
i actually considered writing in something like this for mark of the assassin
merrill: aren’t you and keir supposed to be busy heist-ing?
tallis: well hawke walked off
anders: what? why?
tallis: his exact words were “my grandfather is here and i need to kill him for my family’s honour. it’ll be ten minutes”
i had some vague idea where the chevalier’s legitimate child (i.e. keir’s uncle... aunt... half-uncle or half-aunt??) would stand in for their father in some kind of duel keir demands. really a dozen ways that could turn out, i never decided on any of the personalities and i didn’t think this through at all
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giggly-squiggily · 9 months
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I like to imagine Best Jeanist uses tickles to tame the wild children around him. Bakugou tense and yelling (which he attributes to stress/being overwhelmed?) Tickles. Hawks pushing too hard and refusing to tell the truth about it? Tickles. Since season 6 I think there should be a blonde boi family with Jeanist as dad.
{Headcanons to Dabbles: CLOSED!}
KJERKJEKJRJKEKJ Jeanist is slowly becoming my new favorite Pro-Hero to write about just behind Hawks! He's such a neat character akljrkjaejrk I decided to go with Bakugou for this dabble since we've had so much Hawks lately! I hope you like it :D
CW: Swearing
“FU-”
“Calm down.” Jeanist cut him off, voice steady in comparison to Bakugou’s angry shouts. “Take a breath.”
The explosive blonde glared daggers before turning on his heels, stomping a few paces as he willed himself to do just that. Anyone else would regard his behavior as disrespect or defiance, but Jeanist’s eyes were as sharp as his style- he could see the tremor in Bakugou’s hands as he fussed. He was stressed- really stressed. “Come- sit with me.”
“I don’t need to fucking sit! I need to blow something up! I need to-” Whatever was coming next Bakugou never got to finish before he was forcefully dragged over- Jeanist’s threads pulling him until he was sitting next to the man. “Stupid threads!”
“Apologies- they were as necessary as stretch in denim. If I release you, will you stay put?” Bakugou glared in stubborn silence before looking down at his feet, nodding once. The threads snapped off him instantly.
“Thank you for not running away. Now- why don’t we talk about what’s really going on.” Jeanist began, but Bakugou was already jumping to his feet, hands shaking again.
“There’s nothing to talk about! I don’t want to sit and bitch, I want to fucking MOVE-” This time it wasn’t threads that dragged him down, but Jeanist’s quick reflexes. When he came back to the mats, Bakugou didn’t have any time to bark out a complaint. “GEHAHAHA!”
“If you need to move, then move. I find this to be far more helpful than stomping about.” Jeanist hummed as he danced his fingers along the younger boy’s belly and sides, earning a variety of swears and shrieks from his student. “Don’t bother denying it- you need this. Now- do you want to tell me what’s gotten you so stressed lately?”
“Fuuhuuhuhuhuhuck! Nooohoohohoho wahahahahhahy- Haheahhahahahhaha stahahahap ihihiihihiihiht!” Bakugou cackled, feet tapping out a song against the mats when his highest ribs were pressed into, sending intense waves of ticklishness throughout his torso. “GEHAHHAHAHAHHAA SHHIIHIHIHIIHIT!”
“Such a mouth on you- but I suppose like distressed jeans, it has its charm to some. Very well- you don’t need to tell me, but I don’t plan on stopping until I’ve deemed you de-stressed.” Jeanist sounded flat as he spoke, but it was hard to miss the glint of warmth in his eyes as he watched the kid beneath him laugh so freely. “Now- shall we continue?”
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trafficlightchild · 10 months
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OLLIE AND CONNOR!! LIAN AND CONNOR!!
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tiffanypooh · 6 months
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Even though my life and health is literally miserable right now 🥲, at least there’re still some small happy moments in life. I’m glad that I found these babies last weekend. One of the best things happened recently! 🥰🧡💜
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the way eddie has at least three layers of clothing on at all times but also acts like a crackhead for funsies and likes riling up straight jocks and the way chrissy is always dressed in her cheerleading uniform with full make up on and perfect hair and is still not enough for some people and the way eddie’s uncle was absolutely supportive of him when everyone turned on him and the way chrissy developed a tca as a result of being relentlessly body shamed by her mom and and the way they both knew each other from middle school but not really and the way chrissy said “do you sometimes feel like you’re losing your mind” and eddie said “yeah on a daily basis” and the way people just couldn’t believe they could ever be friends or even something else and the way they clicked so effortlessly despite being so radically different. t4t
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local-meme-lord · 1 year
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Uncle Mortimer, never done a meme with him before
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Oh my villains everywhere!
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Speaking of which!
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fluffywings13 · 2 years
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Hawks: Rodes can I borrow Pino?
Rody: for what???
Hawks: I wanna see if my lil intern can communicate with her
Rody: yea sure that’s cool Uncle Kei
Deku: Rody your t o u c h i n g hawks wing!?!?!!?
Rody: dude…..He’s my uncle. I’ve s l e p t in his wing.
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arthur-havishroom · 2 years
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imagining a reunion with eddie and uncle wayne where wayne works with the hawkins gang to get eddie back and as soon as he sees them come back with eddie he just runs up to him and hugs him so tight and goes “i thought i lost you. i thought you were gone. you’re so cold. you’re so damn cold. and you’re hurt. my fucking god Eddie how are you still standing on two feet. i can’t believe it. come inside all of you just come inside. god you’re freezing.”
before that when dustin and steve and robin and nancy find eddie, dustin enters the upside down before anyone else despite all the adults protesting saying it’s dangerous, he shouts “i know where he was. i saw it. i sat beside him and i held him as he was dying. let me lead the way or we don’t go in at all. we’re finding him and getting him out of there alive” and dustin sees where eddie is and has a full on ugly sob as he gets nearer and nearer to eddie.
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nicos-oc-hell · 4 months
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Who’s Goddamn White Uncle Is That?
Inspired by a conversation @rosachaotic, @magicapandora and I had back when the hphm MC’s dad was revealed and since I already had established dads for my ocs, i made him one of the many uncles that are in an Italian mafia family. This story is an expanded/continuation of what I had originally posted on here.
Summary of the series: In the forest in 6th year when Rakepick ambushes Barnaby, Dimitri, Rowen and Rowan, Rowan takes the spell that was meant for Rowen and falls into a coma. Follow Dimitri as he tries to get his magic back as it was stripped from him when his uncle, Arthur, came and gave Dumbledore permission to put magic dampeners on him. It’s a wild ride, Arthur & Dumbledore are pieces of shit, Dimitri stoops very low to get his magic back and hurts others in the process.
French is in bold italics, Thoughts are in italics
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It was like time was moving in slow motion when a green spell shot out towards Rowen Khanna from the tip of Patricia Rakepick’s wand. Without hesitation Rowen’s twin sister, Rowan Khanna, and his best friend, Dimitri Di Angelo, both went separate ways. Dimitri tackled Rakepick to the ground while Rowan managed to tackle her brother to the ground. The two of them were laying on the ground for a few moments before Dimitri picked his head up with a huge grin on his face as he was listening out for Rowen’s heartbeat.
“Thank god, you are ok my friend.” Dimitri’s smooth accent came out with a slight strain as Rakepick was struggling beneath him. He muttered his own spell and Rakepick was suddenly not moving any more. The smile dropped off of his face with a cock of his head as saw that Rowen did not share the same look as him but rather one of sorrow. “Roe? Are you alright?”
Dimitri quickly noticed that two of the five heartbeats in the clearing were steady as if the people weren’t just in a battle. He knew one was Rakepick as he had magically knocked her unconscious but he couldn’t identify who the second one was. Dimitri quickly scrambled to his feet and rushed over to where the twins were still on the ground. He quickly turned Rowan over so she was no longer face down on Rowen and immediately started looking for the source of the glassy look and slow heartbeat.
A lot happened at once, Dimitri and Barnaby were panicking over Rowan not responding to any stimuli while Rowen was trying to slap Rakepick awake. “Wake up! Wake the hell up! Dimitri, cancel the damn spell!” Smoke was starting to rise out of Rakepick’s clothes from where Rowen was gripping her robes. Barnaby ran over to Rowen and yanked him up off of Rakepick while sending sparks up into the air to alert anyone who was near. Rowen immediately starts struggling against Barnaby trying to get back to trying to set Rakepick on fire.
“Calm down, Rowen!” Barnaby shouted while twisting Rowen’s arms behind his back.
“Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! She did something to my sister and she will pay for it!” Rowen started to breathe very heavily with sparks coming out of his hands from his magic starting to get out of control. Suddenly his heartbeat dropped back to its normal pace, his head dropped down and he became dead weight from the quick spell Dimitri threw his way.
Dimitri turned around with Rowan in his arms and casted Leviosa on Rakepick’s body, he motioned for Barnaby to stand up with Rowen then walked away to the path back to Hogwarts.
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Dimitri sat next to Rowan passed out while holding her hand in a tight grip pushing as much of his sun flames as he could. He was passed out for about a good hour before Snape had come and dragged him out of the Hospital Wing so that he could go to class. It was futile as Dimitri passed out in the middle of charms class as he had basically drained his magical core in the short two hours, he was with Rowan in the Hospital Wing.
A short while later, Dimitri woke up to low voices talking above him. He slowly opened his eyes and hissed at the bright light that hit his eyes the second he had opened them. He put his forearm over his eyes and noticed the tube in his arm after it had touched his face. “1, why is there a tube in my arm? 2, when did I get here?” Dimitri asked, taking his arm off of his face and sat up while rubbing his eyes.
Snape turned his head towards Dimitri then flicked his eyes up to above Dimitri’s head. “You’ve been here for about two hours. This is why you don’t overexert your magic, Mr. Di Angelo. It is a very dangerous thing especially for two hours straight.” Dimitri glared over at Snape with a quick sarcastic smile, he took the offered glass of water from Dumbledore and sniffed the drink before he took a sip of it. “The tube is to get fluids into your bloodstream as we can’t force anything down your throat.” Dimitri instinctively tilted his head to the side with an amused smile and Snape glared at him as soon as he noticed it.
Dimitri started looking around the room before his eyes landed on an unfamiliar face, “Who in the hell is that?” He asked, nodding his head towards the tall blonde man behind Snape. Dumbledore stepped in front of the blondie and Dimitri immediately rolled his eyes at the fact that Dumbledore was now in his direct line of sight.
“Dimit-”
“Mr. Di Angelo” Dimitri injected before Dumbledore could get the rest of his name out. “If you’re gonna lecture me, I’d rather you not try and sound like my disappointed nonno while you do it.”
He noticed the tick in Dumbledore’s jaw before he spoke again, “Mr. Di Angelo, what you did was not only dangerous but it could have lasting effects on not only your magical core but also your body. You need to realize that your actions have cons-” Dumbledore was cut off again by Dimitri rolling his eyes and moving his hand in a way a child does whenever they are mocking someone behind their back. Dimitri silently yanked the tube out of his arm and slashed his arm in a way where the person it was directed at would be pushed out of the way by a gust of air. That is when he finally noticed the metal cuffs on his wrist with the lack of a chain between them.
Dimitri opened his mouth but no words came out as he tried to put together while he had cuffs on. He let out a little laugh before he turned his attention back to Dumbledore, “Sir with all the disrespect in the world, don’t try to fucking lecture me on the fact that I’m trying to help my friend, whom as you may notice, “ He mumbled something underneath his breath that faintly sounded like probably not you useless sack of shit, “is in a coma. I don’t particularly care about ‘potentially damaging my magical core’ if it means that I can see my friend make it out of her coma.” He pointed at the man who had side stepped Dumbledore and was staring at Dimitri as if he had seen a ghost.
“You have quite the mouth on you young man.”
Dimitri held his hand out and just stared at Snape with his head fully tilted to the side. “Why has nobody answered my question on who the random white man is! He’s looking at me like it’s the first time he’s seen me in decades.” The man had finally stepped forward to introduce himself and held his hand out towards Dimitri, who just stared at the hand until the man retracted.
“My name is Arthur, I’m your uncle and your father has sent me to look after you while you recover as I’m the only one who can use wizard magic.” The man, Arthur, stated with a tight smile as he waited for the explosive reaction he was guaranteed was going to happen from the look on Dimitri’s face. Yet Dimitri just scoffed and rolled his eyes while muttering something underneath his breath. “Per your father’s request, I am to stay here until you are able to be by yourself.”
“You mentioned my father…which one are you referring to when you say that? Giotto or Sora?”
The man hesitated for a second because he wasn’t aware that the boy considered both of the brothers as his father. “Uh Giotto?”
“That man is not my father and you will not refer to him as such. He is a disgrace to the family. Also,” He turned his head back to Snape and Dumbledick who were standing next to each other watching their interaction, “This is a white man. A WHITE man, now while both my father and uncle look white they are in fact asian with a quarter of white in them, this man could not possibly be my uncle. My dad’s side of the family is Asian and Italian, he sounds like a fucking American. I know Hogwarts has some pretty shitty security but honestly you should’ve spotted this shit from a mile away.” Dimitri threw his hands in the air with an exasperated look on his face. He looked back at Arthur in disgust and muttered something underneath his breath that only Snape could hear as he was standing directly above him.
Arthur's jaw was clenched by the time Dimitri had finished his rant about him being a white American. He walked over to Dimitri, leaned down and started to whisper something in French in his ear. “Just because I am an adult, it does not mean I won’t smack the everloving shit out of you and make you have the face only a mother could love. I may be an American, I may be white but you will treat me with the respect that you show the others in the family. You hear me, Boy?” Dimitri just raised an eyebrow before he turned away from the man with a muttered you smell like onions and garlick. “You are a little shit, you know that right. Giotto should have raised you better than this.”
Dimitri pushed himself up off the bed and shoved past Dumbledore who was trying to stop him from leaving. He ignored the shouts from Dumbledore and Snape while walking up the stairs, if it was a cartoon, he would have steam rising out of his ears from how angry he was.
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starleska · 1 year
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oh yes - i watched the Squeakquel 🙈 delighted to see Ian's magnificent return in a different, yet equally slutty, robe 😂💖
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todayis-snowy · 1 year
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ending all of the Cyclonian redesigns with him. bastard (virgin) supreme. dark ace.
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theredheaded-stuff · 1 year
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Let them meet and be friends, cowards
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There shouldn't be "this is the better anime child" there should be "who not actually responsible uncle would take care of them in a playdate?"
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