#was it petty? yeah

[longlive-verona]

there is something so incredibly heartwarming that dimitri is absolutely certain that rose loves him

#romitri #rose hathaway #dimitri belikov #rose x dimitri #vampire academy 1x09 #vampire academy #yeah i love them #was it petty? yeah #but its true

[ddruxyart]

Domestic bliss I know how bad you wanted it (x)

#p3r #p3 #p3p #femc #hamuko #hamuko arisato #minako arisato #persona 3 reload #p3 femc #kotone shiomi #minato arisato #< ..kinda fsdfdsf #ddruxyart #artists on tumblr #fanart #my art #ddruxy #hi yeah this is THE petty ass 'comic' I was talking about gsdfgdfg #really torn between the caption on this one urghghghghgh #i linked a different song bc it was a toss up between a lyric from that song and the 'domestic bliss' quote so you get both #I dont think the font is quite perfect but i was running out of time and needed to finish anf the font is fittingly called 'time stop' #remind me to add an image description later

[crimezi]

end an argument for me

and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong

#dolls #barbie #bratz #monster high #i was THE biggest polly pocket kid but i had so many cabbage patch kids #autumn argues that most of our age where bratz kids and shes right but i'm petty and know its monster high #but caelum most 99-04 girls where mlp freaks #yeah and they also all had monster high dolls i don't care about animals if that was the argument id ask what your furry awakening was

[kitsuneisi]

Have I watched the new episodes? no Have I spoiled myself the final of secret life? yes Will I make art and make it devastating? Absolutely

#i rarely do only angst but this is targeted to the person who shared spoilers without a warning #you know who you are #/this is a joke pls don't get paranoid #but yeah im petty and this is my revenge to the world

[copypastus]

Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #tamlin #rhysand #acofas #acowar #acofas is enemy mine #stop coming to his house to bully tamlin challenge #i don't care if rhys comes with an excuse to discuss the boarders he goes off over the MILDEST shit #'i don't want illyrian brutes in my lands' #DDDD: how dare you????? #dude you don't want illyrian brutes in your lands either i don't see them hangining out in velaris #the dudes who die en masse every blood rite coz they'd rather kill each other than climb a mountain #who mutilate their women and would rather discard a weapon if a woman touched it #yeah why wouldn't you want an army of those in your war ravaged lands truly a mystery #rhys coming in with “”“harsh truths”“” more like rhys being a petty bitch #tamlin saves his mate AND HIM from being hella dead without asking for anything back #lost all respect for him in that scene #dude's comepletely winning at life and still can't leave well enough alone #i don't need them to be friends again just stop coming to the spring court #pro tamlin #anti rhysand #anti inner circle

[ministarfruit]

day 22: “there is something deeply wrong with you” ♡

(prompt list for femslashfeb)

#minifemslashfeb2023 #danganronpa #angiruma #irunaga #irumangie #miu iruma #angie yonaga #jaboticaba: iruma miu #starfruit: angie yonaga #I LOVEEE WHEN FAKE MEAN GIRLS FALL IN LOVE #IT'S SOOOO FUNNY #THEY'RE SO VILE AND PETTY #'girl omg!!! i love you!!!' (said with malice) #competitive angie/miu has always gotten to me #I love when they're cute too but I have to embrace my truth #and my truth is that they're funny as hell when they hate each other #you know how angie falls in love with people who yell at her #yeah? yeah #she's the love of her life. she hates her guts. they're gfs. they're enemies #I love these two

[yarmiko-art]

"You dragged me here on purpose!" "I might have"

The fact that I remembering this bit only now

#Mk is a petty motherfucker #Inviting his enemy on a hiking trip he knows she isnt qualified for? Lmao yeah he'd do it #MetaSusie #It's a very early stage #They just don't know that they are in love yet #Kirby fanart #Kirby series #Kirby Gijinka #Susie Kirby #Susie Gijinka #Susie Haltmann #Meta Knight #Meta Knight gijinka #YarArt

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

+1 friendship with Jin Ling: He warns you now.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin ling #I'm not usually a fan of 'character tries to help another character but there's a misunderstanding' but this scene rocked. #mostly because there *is* a genuine shift in how JL sees his uncle (mxy in his eyes). #yeah the stinky gay insult gets thrown but there's at least a small step towards mellowing the hell out. #I've yet to see any 'wwx/ylly takes jin ling and raises him AU's but idk i think there's potential there #Something something responsibility for his actions. Something something coincidental petty revenge on the Jin Clan by taking the heir. #sadly I don't think it would make as much of a wave as one might think. Lots of other candidates would *love* that kid to stay lost. #actually I think it would be Jiang Cheng who suffers the most in this AU. JL is his depression puppy. His designer purse dog. #to be fair to him...A-yuan is also treated like wwx's depression puppy. JL can't escape that fate I suppose.

[yuridovewing]

outrageous idea. a "better fathers than fernsong" trend that lists some really questionable characters who do fucked up stuff, but they still make it on the list bc at least they do the bare minimum of "having a visibly good relationship with their kids"

#pride flag and everything but idk how to make those LMAO #is this just kinda mean and petty at this point towards a character that really doesnt matter all that much? yeah #but yall forced my hand. once ppl are annoying abt lesbian hcs and performative ''gnc'' stuff that isnt actually that gnc #thats a good way to make me not like a character #anyways rbing this in a sec i have a funny comparison to make

[theaxolotlkween]

Silly little comic I made.

#the burnt lettuce part is probably true tbh #van kleiss just seems like the kind of guy who would smell like burnt lettuce #even after he’s no longer literal dirt just figurative dirt #rex actually does regrow limbs he’s like a freaky little mechanical axolotl boy #i wish we’d gotten to see what rex regrowing a limb actually looks like in the show and not just in the comic #it probably would’ve looked really cool and i want to see it #van kleiss probably learned that rex could regrow limbs by nefarious means and rex probably doesn’t remember it #which is probably for the best that man has traumatised him enough #i honestly didn’t mean to have van kleiss deciding to be a dick by giving an answer to noah and not rex #but i didn’t want to just have him stand there in the background because that’s boring #and it somehow fits the pettiness of who he gives information to willingly because it’s not rex and it almost never is #every time i watch the show noah and rex become even more boyfriends to me #also i think noah deserves to get in a dig at vk every once in awhile #like van kleiss did almost have him killed and he had to see van kleiss stabbing rex in the first episode #and van kleiss turned him into an evo once so like #yeah he should get to roast him sometimes #sarcastic unhinged trans noah my beloved #generator rex #generator rex fanart #genrex #genrex fanart #rex salazar #noah nixon #van kleiss #noex #theaxolotlart

[daisysmalia]

The urge to gatekeep Lou from 9-1-1 twitter is so strong. They won’t stop misinterpreting his words to push their own theories. They only started being nice to him when he said stuff about their ship, and it’s pretty clear he’s only saying that stuff because otherwise they’ll go back to hating/he’s responding to paid cameos. In literally the same stuff they think he’s saying Tommy is the stepping stone, he’s also literally trying to get them to put their ship aside and enjoy BuckTommy. Like how is this being missed lmao? His answer about buddie was the same as Oliver’s. That they don’t know. No one knows at this point.

#lou ferrigno jr #fandom discourse #sorry I’m just pissed off and in a mood today #and feeling petty #NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN #NOT EVEN TIM YET #and like it’s clear in interviews rn oliver is trying do dissuade a bit against buddie #like yeah he’s saying he’s open to it but then everyone is convieniently ignoring what he says right after and it’s happened in two now! #Leah rambles #BuckTommy

[drawncap]

She's doing ALL OF THIS, including MURDERING HER FRIEND, BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS UNFAIR THAT HER BACKSTORY WASNT TRAGIC?!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

Yes, Rage god, sure, infected towards anger, BUT FROM THE BEGINING THOUGH?!

"Yeah, so because your dad died and the whole of you life has been bad, school should reflect that by making your life harder."

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

THIS IS THE HILL YOU DECIDED TO DIE ON?!

#fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #dimension 20 #I thought for certain #Thar maybe the Bad Kids accidently killed someone #like it was a civilian causualty or something #NOT THE MOST INSANE JELOUSLY IVE EVER HEARD OF #I hate the implication that Kipperlily and Riz are the same #like I see where they are coming from #the frantic work they both probably put in? #sure #the anger at being “cheated” #okay yeah ill give you that #but Riz searched for the 7 out of a noble cause #Kipperlily just seems to he CRAZY petty #this is wild #also anyone else get the vibe that Oisin and Ivybare the real leaders? #they outvoted to change the name to Rat Griders #which seems odd #maybe thats why Oisin apologized to Adaine in the cafateria when Kipperlily lost it #he was trying to keep his “puppet” on course #they both seem to be good friends with eaxh other especially

[ashersanity]

Jelly big brother Whitney

Also baby get some sleep

Sleep? What is sleep? Keeling over before I even finish typing this out. Dead.

content warning! incest?, step-cest?, whitney being a bitch

My dear anon, you’re just asking for the wrong person to rile up, aren’t you? Whitney is petty by nature, I just know, fucking remembers each and every time you disobey them and by god, if they aren’t going to make you pay it back twice as hard. Big brother Whitney would be no different, with a bit of a possessive streak in him, of course. Y’know, he gets protective in the sense where no one else is allowed to bully you but him. Bunch of kids called you a “slut” as they passed you in the hallways, snickering amongst themselves? Pulls up the next day with bruises littered across their bodies, oozed, dried blood from their busted noses barely hidden by the cheap bandage slapped over it. Somehow though, it’s fine for him to call you his whore whenever mommy and daddy aren’t looking, backs turned to your older brother’s wandering hand, giving your thigh a firm squeeze.

You’re his younger sibling. It’s only his job after all to look after you, even if he does in the weirdest of ways, typical Whitney that he is. Friend wants you to come over to study? Yeah, Whitney’s not letting up on the supposed plans that you made with him before, having not remembered of it he claims but truly, he just made that shit up on the spot. Ends up with you sat on his cock, quivering legs draped over his thighs as you try to concentrate on the paper set in front of you, vision blurry from the tears spilling over your flushed cheeks. Wants you to refer to him as your big brother in front of the others, even if the thought makes the heat rush up to your face after the many times you’ve called him that during fucking, almost getting caught each and every time he pumped into you.

Getting a call from someone? Buzzing phone vibrating off in the distance with the bully reaching for it, glancing down to read out the number of whoever is fucking calling you this late at night. Grin forming on his face as he realizes it’s the goddamn freak, nosy little shit that’s always at your side, following you around like some lovesick puppy. Yeah? Want to be so damn clingy to his precious little sibling? Have a go at it, picking up the call, legs snugly wrapped around his waist, Kylar’s greeting cut off by your moans, only to pause once they realize what’s truly happening. You’re getting.. fucked. No question there, by who though?

Kylar doesn’t have to wait long to get their answer, breath heavy against your skin slicked with sweat, urging you on to call out for your fucking big brother. He’s already balls deep inside of you anyway, shamelessly whining out for him as your fingers curl into his hair, flooding your slutty hole full of his cum. Your big brother’s fat cock that you’ve grown so addicted to after sinking down on it for the first time, hips firmly held by his rough hands.

Think it’d be funnier if it’s a video call too. Just a glimpse of your wet hole fucked wide open for the briefest of seconds, sprawled out on the bedsheets before it quickly moves over to Whitney’s face shooting Kylar the most shit-eating grin on earth. Ends the call right then and there, leaving the loner to deal with the conflicted arousal between their legs

#LMFAOOO #i love petty whitney #he’s just like me fr #me and you brother #we’d get along so well since we’re both petty assholes #but we’d also fight because we’re both petty assholes #don’t think I’m an asshole? #you should hear my inner monologue #yeah #dol #whitney the bully #dol whitney #whitney dol #big brother whitney #kylar the loner #asher gets asks #asher has.. thoughts

[martlet-my-beloved]

I feel like Martlet would want to go with Frisk out of the ruins. After the time she seperated from Clover she would not want that to happen with another human child.

i dont think there would be any circumstance where martlet could ever bring herself to let frisk go alone tbh. its either frisk stays in the ruins with her and toriel as long as they like or they go out into the underground together. by the end of uty's pacifist, martlet definitely has ZERO trust in the guards and asgore to just let a child walk out into a world ready to kill them on sight.

i mean, im pretty sure im not fooling anyone by doing the whole "will they wont they" about frisk leaving the ruins XD. it's really only a matter of time before they confront toriel about it, and martlet wouldnt hesitate to follow right after them. she's brought a human through the underground once, and she'd do it again no questions asked

currently i think this au takes place around 5 or 6 years after uty? so martlet definitely had time to think about her time with clover and definitely knows about what toriel does. she knows the game plan. either she helps keep the next human safe in the ruins or she keeps them safe out in the underground. still a royal guard, after all.

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#martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #undertale au #frisk dreemurr #undertale bluebird #i know there is no way theres a multiple year gap between uty and ut but i have a reason for it okay 😭 #it will make sense one day i swear #anyways but yeah of all things the only petty complaint i have over uty is actual just timeline fuckery 😭 #ITS SUCH A DUMB NITPICK BUT IT DRIVES ME NUTS THAT ALPHYS IS ALREADY THE ROYAL SCIENTIST IN UTY #AND THAT METTATON IS ALREADY A TV STAR #LIKE THERES NO WAY THE YELLOW SOUL CANONICALLY FELL THAT CLOSE TO FRISK'S TIME #ehhhhhhh whatever any jokes that occur later in the au that do not match up timeline wise please just handwave it away #i run on the rule of funny if its funny then logic doesnt stand a chance #asks

[snackugaki]

#....haha what if i made this petty shit my daily exercise #as per last post #oOOOooh theyre such and such person look #bcuz they draw the eXaCT sAmE aS thiS OTHer suCH aND SUch artiSTTTTT #yeah? how do you know their work then #what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament #almost 8 billion people on this good goddamn earth #and fuckwhateverillion of them draw #and blahblahillion have grown up with the same media #really believing you can find out who's a whatever whoever based on.... lines. color theory. lighting. oKaY sURe #actively shitting on 'personal style' just cuz of different petty thoughts on art and artmaking

[lgbtlunaverse]

One underdiscussed aspect of the bone-deep lack of mutual understanding during the nieyao stairs scene is that Nie Mingjue doesn't know - and can't know - what he's actually asking of Jin Guangyao. Not because he doesn't understand how his father treats him, or how tenuous his position is. But because he has no clue Xue Yang is a demonic cultivator.

Remember: Nie Mingjue is still alive, which means the position of chief cultivator doesn't exist yet and Jin Guangshan is facing heavy pushback for suggesting it. Most of that is coming from a fear that the Jin will try to become the next Wen. So having an outer disciple murder an entire clan and then not even punish him properly? This is a collosally bad move politically! You might as well be waving a red flag around yelling "I want to kill other sects with impunity!" There's a reason that years in the future, the moment Jin Guangyao becomes acting sect leader, he will immediately order Xue Yang's death (He doesn't actually die, either by accident or on purpose on jgy's part. But the point is that as far as the public is concerned he had Xue Yang executed.)

From Nie Mingjue's perspective, Jin Guangshan just shot himself in the foot politically for some random outer disciple. It's morally wrong, but it's also incredibly fucking stupid. In his eyes, he is asking Jin Guangyao to do the glaringly obvious right thing, even when exclusively looking at the Jins' self-interest. The thing that surely everyone else in the Jin also wants Jin Guangshan to do! Jin Guangyao can say that he has no influence on his father all he wants, but it is obvious how much work he does and so, as much as his father may not respect him, he clearly at least trusts Jin Guangyao's competence. Nie Mingjue has already tried shouting directly at Jin Guangshan during the trial and it seemed to work, but then Jin Guangshan went back on his decision like a complete idiot. So now Nie Mingjue is asking the guy who is famous for being good at rhetoric and convincing people to convince his donkey of a father to do the obviously correct thing with minimal downsides because again, to Nie Mingjue, this is all about some random outer disciple. It makes sense to ask this! It's a pretty reasonable request! Jin Guangshan can't possibly care that much.

Except of course he does. Because Xue Yang isn't some random outer disciple. He's the only good shot Jin Guangshan has at recreating the yin tiger tally. And Jin Guangshan reaaaaaally wants the yin tiger tally. So bad that he is fully willing to tank an ungodly amount of political goodwill to get it. Jin Guangyao is fully aware that not only will Jin Guangshan never kill Xue Yang, he isn't planning on keeping him locked up either. In fact, after Nie Mingjue is dead, he'll free Xue Yang and strongarm Chang Ping into denying the guilt of his family's murderer. Jin Guangshan cares a lot about keeping Xue Yang in his employ.

And Jin Guangyao knows this. But he can't tell Nie Mingjue that! Because then he'd have to admit they've been doing demonic cultivation. That the fucking ghost geneal is in their basement. That, oopsie, they actually also killed a whole other entire clan just a while ago after framing their sect leader for an assasination attempt and then used their bodies as fodder to make more fierce corpses. You know, in case one mass murder wasn't enough!

So obviously he's not gonna say that. Which means Nie Mingjue has no idea what he's demanding from Jin Guangyao, and therefore no idea why he absolutely can't fullfill that request.

I get why it's not mentioned very often because there are a lot of other problems which are both more obvious and more fun to talk about. (Who doesn't love a little overcomplicated trolley problem?) But I think it adds just another layer to the chasm between them in this scene. They're not just disagreeing, they're having completely different conversations.

#mdzs #mdzs meta #obviously there are like 50 other issues plus saber disease packed on top of this #which is what makes it go so catastrophically wrong #but this is one aspect of that i don't see mentioned very often #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #meng yao #i call nmj calling for xy's head 'reasonable' here. obviously it only is if you believe in the death penalty which i don't #but everyone in mdzs does so... yeah if xue yang really was just a random disciple this'd be a petty reasonable thing to ask #but he isn't except jgy can't EXPLAIN that so they're stuck