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copypastus · 5 months
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Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.
Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.
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withered-blossoms · 5 months
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(Withered-Blossoms) SAGAU Scheming Creator! Reader Imposter AU Part 5
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A/N: First and foremost, this AU is by @sena-shi
I do not own this series, nor the idea.
Secondly, I absolutely love this series, it is amazingly written and I would highly recommend checking it out to those who haven't. Third, after reading part 4, I suddenly had a tiny bit of inspiration and I wanted to try writing my version of part 5 of it (this will not affect the original author in writing part 5 of the series, worry not).
Edit: The original author has given me her consent to write my version of this series, admittedly I should have dm'ed her beforehand, and I will never make this mistake again.
Also this is not proofread, so apologies for some typos/spelling mistakes. The word count is 3878 words or so Google Docs says.
Anyways, enjoy :DDDD
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If every year of not being graced with your divine presence acts as a tiny blade that cuts a fibre of the impossibly thin thread known as Zhongli's sanity, then seeing you allowing these.....unworthy, mortal commoners to bask in the holy light you radiate would be the pair of scissors that snips the thread in half.
How dare they, when those foolish mortals are unable and consequently have not worshipped you for thousands of years, flit around you like the pesky flies they were? How dare they, not having devoted their entire being, their entire life, their existence's purpose to you, drink up your attention so hungrily? How dare they take the place that belonged, rightfully so, to him and only him when what they have done for you are nothing but specks of dust compared to the glorious acts he carried out in your name?
So why were you choosing to stay with them? When they have done nothing worthy of your grace? Why were you looking at him with a gaze that carried the heavy disappointment and disapproval that you never voiced? Zhongli does not understand, and neither do the adepti now standing beside him in a neat, uniform line, waiting for their archon's commands.
You find it amusing though. One would think that for someone who has lived for so long like Zhongli, he would be an expert at hiding his emotions and maintaining that mask of cool, indifferent politeness that he took pride in. And yet look at him now, losing that ability and reverting back to a child who knows not about keeping emotions from twisting their features into an ugly snarl.
Ganyu, on the other hand, looked pale and regretful. Under normal circumstances, should such a look appear on a face as pretty as Ganyu's, anyone else would have gone soft and thrown in the towel. But yet that sight filled your heart with this twisted sort of satisfaction. The desire for them to beg and grovel at your feet for forgiveness was thinly veiled behind a mask of betrayal and shock, and you were starting to find it hard not to let your eyes crinkle from the smirk threatening to curve your lips.
Not now, you reminded yourself, it's not the time for your facade to shatter.
And Xiao, your sweet, sweet child, who also happens to be the one responsible for the wound scabbed over on your leg. He, who was so persistent on making sure you were unable to escape, could not even look at your eyes now, amber orbs choosing to lock onto their targets instead. He couldn't bring himself to check your form, not when the chance of your bloody bandages catching his attention was so great.
After all, Rex Lapis needs his finely-honed weapon to carry out his commands now, and he couldn't break down in front of his divine creator. He's already shown such a horrifying part of him to you, one that slaughtered and knew nothing else, he would really go insane if you started fearing his more unsightly sides.
You would have applauded Morax and his little clique for the entertaining display of emotions had the boat not started to rock even more. It truly was a shame that they did not take up Sichuan Opera face-changing; they would have done so well even without the masks.
Meanwhile, Beidou was busy commanding the crew and making preparations for a possible tsunami, and Kazuha was ready to scoop you into his arms and bring you under deck. You, however, were not willing to miss this act, and thus stopped him by placing a hand over his. Temporarily ignoring how he froze up and blushed, you turned to the defenders of Liyue.
You could tell that the only reason why Zhongli kept up the intensity of the earthquake was because Xiao or the Cloud Retainer would immediately pluck you out of the ship before it was swallowed by the massive waves, but would you really just let yourself be taken to Liyue like this? Before even seeing the famed Inazuma? Of course not, after all you still had to see how Raiden Shogun, the one you personally raised alongside Zhongli, would react after seeing your face.
Choosing to let the winds carry your seemingly heartbroken words to their ears, you muttered, "Are you.....here to capture me? Is Liyue really unable to tolerate my existence?" And oh how much delight their flinches brought, especially the one coming from the ever-composed Geo Archon. Upon hearing your words, the group dropped to their knees, the seabed stilling as apologies and pleads spilled from their lips.
Beidou and her crew on the other hand though, you really got to give it to them. As if sensing your intentions to leave quickly, they took the chance to sail away as quickly as possible, with the winds guiding the ship. And of course, you were not going to let their efforts go to waste, choosing to keep the crazed adepti at bay with your sorrowful words.
"I've already given you my word to stay out of your sight, Morax. I apologise for breaking my promise to you, and if Liyue wishes so, I will disappear here and now. However, if you are still willing to listen to me, then I wish not for any harm to befall on these kind souls." You sighed, motioning to the Alcor's crew.
You weren't dumb; you could practically see the sparks forming from their clashing gazes. Beidou and Kazuha's were filled with hatred— disdain, even— and the adepti's a beautiful mix of hesitation and jealousy. What a wonderful sight it was, seeing the high and mighty adepti almost grovelling at your feet, and watching them struggle internally between their twisted desires and your commands.
The quirk of your lips was getting harder and harder to hide even behind your veil, and you had to turn your head before you burst out laughing at their foolish attempt at redemption.
But even the turn of your head was planned, not that they needed to know anyways. You know their rotten brains will just automatically decipher this action as a small try to hide your disappointment. Adding the facts that Zhongli had made you cry and Xiao had wounded you personally into the equation, the tides would no doubt turn to your favour.
Seeing how Zhongli's grip on his weapon tightened then loosened, you knew you had won the bet. He could only keep his head down low and motion for the adepti to retreat while stilling the earth, though his burning gaze stayed on your form until The Alcor all but disappeared into the horizon. He simply couldn't risk you leaving Teyvat for good, not when he finally had you in his grasp, and so he will wait patiently for the right time, just as he had for the past thousands of years.
"It is time for our divine grace to take back their throne." He muttered, the adepti bowing when they realised what his words entailed. He knew they would not run their mouth in front of the others; this was a matter only for the adepti to know. Not long after, Zhongli was left alone, the others returning to their posts and duties. He watched as the Alcor gradually disappeared from his sights, vowing that he would bring you back no matter what.
And with that grand finale, you finally left Liyue.
The journey to Inazuma was relatively pleasant, save for the terrifying thunderstorms at the lower-half of the trip. But eventually the ship docked, and you saw that familiar teleport waypoint where you once met the capable and friendly housekeeper named Thoma, except that he was nowhere to be seen this time. Oh well, it does not matter, he is probably at the Kamisato estate, waiting for his Lord's commands as usual. What was more important was playing your part as the kind and benevolent creator, and so you turned to the crew and smiled sweetly, thanking them for getting you to Inazuma safely with as much sincerity as you could muster to make it more convincing.
Travelling along the streets, without a friendly local guide this time, you could not help but subtly glance around. From the game, you always knew how the locals here treated foreigners, but experiencing it yourself turned that knowledge into the understatement of the year. It wasn't just overcharging you to a ridiculous degree; there were also the stares that never seemed to leave your figure and the whispers that revolved around you as if you were the eye of a tornado.
But it matters not. As long as they don't stop you from "vacationing" in this gorgeous nation, then you won't pay any mind to their actions.
However, this time the plot happened faster. You had no idea just how The Shogun managed to grasp the news of a fake creator being present when she was so....closed-off from the world, but clearly she had some amazing news sources. The streets were filled with even more patrolling officers than you recalled, and even the people on the streets had taken to scattering when the Doushin came around.
Well, this was clearly not a good time to be a foreigner huh? Because a Doushin was already heading your way, and in a condescending tone had asked for your identity, or any documents related to it. You did not have any, though this time even Kazuha could not save you with his smooth-talking, which in fact seemed to annoy the officer more.
Instead, the officer reached out to remove your veil, but Kazuha wasn't going to let him. Half because he knew you were going to get taken away, and the other half was due to the slight possessivenes swirling in his chest. Why should he have to let other people be graced by your beauty and light?
Although shielding you from the guard did seem to wear his patience thinner than the thread that made up Zhongli's sanity.
Sensing Kazuha's worry when the officer roughly grabbed your arm to take you away, you slyly patted the back of his hand and shook your head, putting on a comforting smile and whispering for him to go back to the Crux.
Despite his initial hesitation, you knew he'd listen to you anyways. After all, he couldn't fight the Doushin here and risk getting his kind, caring and benevolent creator injured or even exposed here could he?
Hence he retreated, hungrily drinking up your sweet smile as you were dragged away. He feared that this might be the last time he'll ever see of you and so he did his best to engrave the soft and beautiful curve of your lips into his memory as he went back to find Beidou.
You, on the other hand, weren't too worried. After making sure you had fooled Kazuha with a convincing smile, you opted to follow the guard instead. He was essentially your one-way ticket to the Raiden, so why not? Even though you would have to be thrown into a prison cell, you supposed that it wouldn't be the worst thing on Earth.
In the end, you will be the one seeing their arrogance and triumph morph into an amusing combination of regret and desperation anyways, and you certainly weren't in a rush to speed up the process.
".....Is this the order of The Shogun?" You asked, knowing that he most likely weren't going to give you an answer, but you still have to keep up the role, which was as fake as they had deemed your identity to be. So, you let out a seemingly self-mocking chuckle.
"First Mondstadt, then Liyue, and now Inazuma. It would seem that I am truly not wanted by my children. But at least they look happy and content. After all, even baby birds leave their nests one day...."
Muttering to yourself, you didn't miss the slight flinch from the officer, though it only earned you his panic, hidden behind a harsh shove into your cell once he's done reporting to his higher-ups.
"Do not act like you're the real creator, Their Grace may be forgiving and benevolent, but we certainly will not be merciful."
He snorted and walked off. Good lord, you have never seen anyone as arrogant as that. And of course you weren't complaining, it just makes their begging afterwards more.....satisfying, wouldn't you agree?
That doesn't make your time in the cell any more pleasant though, seeing how they saved the worst one for you.
You didn't have to wait long though, since it only took an hour or two before Kujou Sara was standing before you, peering down at your curled up form as if you were the most repulsive being she's ever laid her eyes on.
Instead, she settled for ordering the guards to free you from confinement and had them escort you while she lead the way to the Shogun's residence. Sara spoke not a word to you as usual, and you busied yourself with looking around subtly while keeping your head low to mask your lack of fear. The scenery was more beautiful than what you had seen in game; the colours were more vivid, and even the lavender melon that hadn't looked appetising were practically tempting you to take a bite out of their orchid bodies. Unfortunately, you didn't get to take in the beautiful view a little longer, for they had already brought you into the Tenshukaku.
It would seem that Raiden is eager to meet you, seeing how swiftly her subordinates dragged you to the Tenshukaku. Upon entering the room, your eyes landed on the puppet sitting serenly on her throne, eyes closed and meditating. Hah, what a nice facade to disguise the anger practically radiating off of her.
You weren't scared though. After all, even dogs don't bite the hand that feeds them, and you could easily take back everything you've ever graced them with.
Thus, 'long time no see, my strongest battery.' was your first thought, though you could not let that spill past your lips. Hence, you let out a small but sweet smile and mumbled in the sweetest voice you could let flow from your vocal chords.
"How have you been, Ei?"
The archon in question slowly opened her eyes, elegant and refined as always. Although, from the fury burning in her purple irises alone, you could already tell that she wanted your existence to cease, and that if it weren't for the fact that the creator had asked to bring you back alive, you feared she may have slashed you with her elemental burst right here and now.
You could sense how the Doushin and Sara froze upon hearing you address their archon by her real name. However, before Sara could reprimand you, a look from Raiden sent them bowing and leaving the room. And now, it was just you and her.
You were just wondering why she demanded to meet you alone when a thought popped up in your brain — could it be that because she couldn't execute you personally without the other archons present, she wishes to hurt you in a non-lethal way instead? Seeing the confirmation in the lilac eyes you once found beautiful, you almost let out a snort. My my, who knew that the almighty Raiden Ei was actually such a sadist?
You refused to let her hurt you though. How dare they hurt the actual divine being who had given them life and created this beautiful world for them to live in for a mere phony? How dare they give you scars just because they were too ignorant to see who's the real deal?
With that in mind, you raised your eyes to meet hers, yours ever so subtly showing the galaxies they hold, and hers slowly filling with slight confusion when she noticed the depth of your orbs. It did not hinder her from holding her precious sword to your neck though, so you cut her off before she could speak.
"You mentioned that when we meet, you wished for us to enjoy some tricolour dango together along with the finest tea you have. It is such a shame that we had to meet like this." You smiled, keeping your gaze and voice level as you took in every change in her expression from suspect, to shock, to disbelief and finally distrust.
"....I do not know how you dug up that information. It matters not, for that only applies to their Grace. You are but an imposter who is undeserving and yet seeks to take over the throne, and I shall not be deceived so easily. Since their Grace is too kind to the likes of you, I will take it upon myself as their loyal devotee to punish you for your atrocious attempt."
Before she could lift her blade, you grabbed it with a hand. You thanked the high heavens that it was as sharp as you hoped it to be, since you did not have to dig the blade too deeply into your skin for your blood to show. You weren't willing to leave scars because of their foolishness after all, and God knows that those maniacs would be more delighted knowing that they had marked you in some way, albeit under less ideal circumstances.
The two of you watched as the ichor slid down your arm before one, two, three drops of it splattered onto the pristine white clothing you had. It shimmered an ethereal gold before being absorbed, and Raiden had finally gone still for once. You could almost hear the non-existent gears turning in the puppet's head, where a brain was supposed to be, and before you could react, she had gently removed your injured hand from her blade and tossed the sword aside.
Kneeling before you, she fretted over your injury while keeping her head low as Zhongli and the adepti had, desperately trying to heal you. Frantic apologies flowed from her lips like a river, and she panicked slightly more when she noticed that you were still bleeding. She was selfish, not wanting others to know about your existence, but your well-being and health eventually won the mental debate taking place in the puppet's head.
"Your grace, I did not realise it was you. My sincerest apologies for being ignorant, and I am aware of how unworthy I am to touch you but I beg of you, do let me heal your injuries before you decide to take your anger out on me." Having said that, she called for Sara to bring a medical kit, and the lady swiftly came in worth one in her hand. She showed neither shock nor regret as she helped the Shogun patch up your hand, though you supposed that it was only normal considering the number of years she's had in learning how to keep her emotions from showing on her face.
Huh, even a short-lived mortal is more capable than long-lived archons in this aspect.
You were tempted to stay and see how Ei and Inazuma would react and repent for their sins, yet the beginnings of an earthquake warned you to leave quickly. Your time in the Tenshukaku was almost up, so you quickly grabbed a brush and paper and left a note for a certain angy dragon. Or maybe it was an angy Teyvat, you didn't know. Just in case it was the former though, you could only hope that a note would prevent the people of this gorgeous nation from being decimated.
'Morax, I wish not for the citizens of Inazuma to face your wrath. With that, I hope you spare them from death and suffering alike.'
The note was short and sweet, as you had liked. There was nothing else to say to him anyways, so you rolled up the paper and turned to Ei, placing it into her hands.
"If you wish for your people and nation to live on, pass this to Morax if he arrives. Do not fight, your people should take priority. I'm terribly sorry for ruining your eternity, but it seems that you are favoured by luck itself, for my time is up." You lifted the corners of your lips into a gentle curve as you patted her hand.
You really were too kind, so benevolent and so bright that Ei could not believe her eyes nor ears. Her people watched and talked about you behind your back, dragged and tossed you into the filthiest cell they had, and she herself had injured you personally. She wanted to make it up to you, to proceed and lavish you in the best luxuries Inazuma, no, Teyvat could provide. She did not want you to be absent from her side, so why was it that even though you were in her hold now, it seemed like you would disappear any second?
What did she have to do to make you stay? Did you want her heart? Her head? Or should she injure her hand the way she had injured you? Tell her, what did you want from the Raiden Shogun? She would give you everything and anything, from her eternity to the stars in the sky. So why? Why did you still want to leave? Why not stay with her for eternity?
Seeing the crazed looks in those purple orbs, you removed yourself from her tightening grasp and avoided her attempts to hold onto you to ensure your stay. You still had to visit either Sumeru or Watatsumi Island anyways, and being held in captivity was not a price you were willing to pay. You knew that she could and would easily pull you into her consciousness, and you sincerely did not want to live your life there.
Reminding yourself that, your eyelids fluttered shut and you let the wisps of power engulfing you take you away, finding yourself in front of the Alcor again. Technically speaking, you also did owe the crew an explanation for your sudden disappearance and some reassurance, the sudden hug from Kazuha only proving you right. Even though you weren't close to him or Beidou, you still felt a little guilty when you realised that he was shaking.
To make it up to him, you patted his back and offered Beidou to join in on the hug, which she appeared to accept begrudgingly but you knew better, especially from the way her shoulders sagged in relief. Once they had both calmed their nerves, you ushered them back to work. Despite them questioning your next destination, you knew it would be impractical for them to sail to the other nations with you, and teleport waypoints were a godsend. You told the two that, and as disappointed as they were to not be able to accompany you, they still respected your wishes unlike a certain duo, possibly trio, which you greatly appreciated.
Hence,for the first time since arriving in Teyvat, you gave your first genuine smile, making Kazuha swoon internally and Beidou turn away in order to hide her burning cheeks. You were very well aware that the archons could possibly see this, though you weren't worried. In spite of the lightning flashing in the background and the rumble of the earth, you knew that they wish not to end up in your bad books just for a few mortals. Having confirmed the safety of the people who had helped you, you could finally retreat to your room on the ship and decide your next destination.
Now, where should you grace with your presence next?
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onejellyfishplease · 7 months
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first of all how dare you hold me. I am delicate and will sting u put me down.
second of all OMGGGSJGAJSBJA THATS AWESOME!!! :DDDD Noones ever drawn my pfp before!! and your persona is so cute!!
And thirdly. You're holding me like a burger... And sandwiches are kinda like burgers... and i am a penut butter jelly sammich... Am I??? Burger????
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mon ange analogique
long list of headcanons of YJH with an s/o who radiates the same energy as him and reciprocates his evilness
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pairing: jeonghan x reader
word count: 3.1k
warnings: VERY SUGGESTIVE, fem!reader, reader is implied to be more dominant towards jh lol, established relationship, intentional lowercase, cursing, implied smut, mentions of svt members as extras, TOUCHY JEONGHAN, JH AND READER ARE CHAOTIC EVILS 👹👹👹
heheheh so you managed to put up with this man ?? good for you :DD
so you alr know this man is annoying but in like, a very charming way
the members totally were on ur side everytime you banter coz they've had enough of jh terrorizing them that they were so glad he finally got a taste of his own medicine
KARMA IS A BITCH
"jEoNgHAnNie, nUgU aEgi?"
ಠ_ʖಠ
tf did u just say
he gives you the response you want tho :DDDD
you once played mafia together in a group, with u as a mafia (unbeknownst to him) and him as a citizen (much to his dissapointment)
as lovers, of course you instinctively trusted and tagged along with each other
BUT WHAT HE WASN'T EXPECTING IS FOR U TO KILL HIM FIRST
his jaw drops to his feet with the turn of events
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE, CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE–
HE TRUSTED YOU
HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE TOGETHER IN THIS HOW COULD YOU
like i said, karma is a bitch
it all came back to bite him in the bum
he knew you were something else, your personality that mirrors his own is very amusing in his eyes, he was enamoured by how you acted
very head-over-heels for you
whenever you bully or prank him, all the times when he pranked his members flash before his eyes as he finally gets a taste of what it's like on the receiving end
he looks at you like you just committed a horrendous crime in front of his eyes
oh yOu'Re bullying HIM now? HOW DARE YOU???
of course his competitive ass gets revenge on you afterwards bcs THIS IS WAR
of course your banters and pranks on each other are always lighthearted, he wouldn't do or say anything out of the line purposely to hurt you, and you wouldn't do the same either
however if it somehow happens that you hurt each other, which is a very rare occurence, it would always come to healthy resolve because you both talk it out immediately
you value each other's boundaries
he would pull your wrist and wrap your arm over his waist as he settles you on his chest
"there, there, i'm sorry jagi, i won't do it again." he gazes down on you and gives you a soft smile, his long hair framing his face beautifully
even if he's usually frolic, he knows when to take things seriously
besides, he'll never do anything he knows you wouldn't like (!!!)
humiliation for the sake of pranks is a big NO. that's just horrible
having ideas for dates and what to do while spending time w/ each other were never a problem, considering the fact that both of you have the same hobbies and tastes!
you want to try this ice cream bar downtown? he's been eyeing the same shop too!
he wants to build legos? sure, you're sitting beside him in an instant while reading the instruction manual
you're bored and you want to play chess? he immediately whips out a chessboard
your habits are very similar too
he cackled when he found out you also keep plastic knives in your bag
and you like taking care of each other and the ppl around you
everybody loves mom mode jeonghan and fears mom mode y/n
this also results to the both of you thinking the other is prettier than each other
he doesn't just think you're prettier than him, he KNOWS you're prettier than him
whilst you also think he's the prettiest. you would always tell him he's prettier than you
while the members also say all say you're a lot prettier than hannie (in which hannie wholeheartedly agrees on), you're actually equal in terms of this
he will throw himself at your feet if you're fem
but jeonghan also loves it when you express your masc side
he will call you "handsome" (jokingly)
you don't have to worry if ever you're insecure about how you're too masc or too fem or both
because he knows what it's like ;)
he believes everyone is free to express themselves
bcs he embraces his feminine side too <33
in conclusion, it doesn't matter if you're masc or fem or BOTH he is in LOVE with YOU
he's WHIPPED whipped
sometimes he's like a female friend when you're in dates lol this is so fukin cute
he'll clasp your arms together like besties while you're recommending each other skincare products inside the mall
a̶n̶d̶ b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶ s̶h̶o̶p̶k̶e̶e̶p̶e̶r̶s̶ t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ a̶t̶ i̶t̶
he'll ask someone to take your picture while he poses like the female lead in kdramas
he closes his eyes and intertwines your hands and leans his cheek comfortably on your shoulder
it's cute
when he's feeling a little more giddy he either latches on your arm and basically climbs on you to make you his human monkey bar while he howls in laughter
or HE'LL STRAIGHT UP WRAP YOU IN EVERY LIMB OF HIS
you do these to him a lot too LOL
when it's him in the receiving end he welcomes and accepts your coddling you with open arms
he'll even willingly submit to you and offer himself if only you asked
e.g when you suddenly corner him and close all possible distance while backing him against the wall, wrapping your leg around his waist and burying your face on his neck
he isn't even fazed because he's alr used to it he just resumes wht he was doing before (like fiddling something on his phone) for a few moments before he turns it off and completely focuses on you
instead of being shocked he pulls you even closer with an arm on your back as he smirks in satisfaction
anyway
in public places, you alone can already make men AND women's heads turn
then jh comes in
he's behind you in a poker face while he protectively wraps his arm around your shoulder as he towers over you
"THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND?!"
it'd either in shock BCS THE BOTH OF YOU R SO HOT TOGETHER WHAT THE FUCK
or dissapointment bcs you're taken BUT THEY CAN NEVER RLLY FIGHT HIM TO GET TO YOU BCS OH NO HE'S HOT TOO
BI PANIC ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
and they see how much you were alike in the littlest things
u two are so versatile and expressive
although having said all these, you never clash personalities
u two r so compatible
jh would clown you for literally anything
but he would also absolutely trade anything for your affection with 0 hesitation
he even claimed that he would sacrifice joshua and cheol's lives for him to have your hand in marriage, to you also because you're the devil
NO, U
"you dumbass" but affectionately 🥰
in games when ure on the opposing teams, when you're playing against each other, you're mistaken if you thought he would go easy on you
he knows what you're capable of and it'll take the same amount of plotting to take you down
however when his teammates accuse you of sinistrous intentions, he will defend you
he'll even encourage your cheating lol
"OHOH, SEE THAT? MY BABY TOTALLY WHOOPED YOUR ASSES"
minghao who was in the same team looked at his hyung, (who was FKN CHEERING FOR YOU. YOU, FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM–) in disbelief, as if hannie was an embarrassment to nature
he was like "dude, which side are u really on ????"
he would let you play cahoots with '95 liners cheol and shua against him
the three of you would gang up against him tgt bcs it's payback time for how many times he's wronged ya'll
it's comedic how he can manage to stay calm under a lot of pressure and come at you like it's nothing, but he gets agitated when the members r stealing your attention from him LMAO
sk caught hannie pouting and slacking off while looking at your figure from afar
"how dare they ??!#?#@!?!" insert comical shouting text bubbles on the top of his head
cue angry snowball bunny vibes
he would straight up walk to your side of the team nearing you with the intention of retrieving what's rightfully his.
he throws his arms around you and drags you away to his post on the other side, and you're like "hannie why are you dragging me here my teammates are on the opposite side"
you're only opponents but you're still his, squishing your cheek with his own while his arms were wrapped all around your waist and shoulders, smothering you with kisses
you're very competitive yourself. so when the game gets heated and you're in your serious mode, the two of you get worked up going against each other
y/n: "let's do this instead. jeonghan would think we wouldn't go for the simplest way, so that's exactly what we're going for."
y/n: "jeonghan would try to ambush us from the other side because he knows the way around this course. let's go this way and corner him from behind and use his own dirty trick against him 👹👹"
what adds more to the challenge is the fact that you thought you both know how each other thinks
but you actually DON'T.
you two are very unpredictable
you're good at reading his tactics tho so he almost never escapes from you
taunt and mock him when he loses and watch him FOLD
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
watch out tho bcs he'd be coming for your ass on the next game/round
you once betrayed your team just to face him head on
at the same time, jh did the same to his team cs he won't back away from you challenging him
ending, it turned to a match between the two of you
you both love mind games, which is why as much as it's hard for him to defeat you, it's hard for you to defeat him too
he gets scared of u sometimes lol
he thinks he's not the biggest enemy there exists in society, YOU are.
you're the alas of the team you're in. they know they're covered when they have you
altho it's funny when you think about how you're rivals in games but you sleep by each others head at night with limbs tangled LOLOL
BUT IF IT SO HAPPENS THAT URE IN THE SAME TEAM IN GAMES ????????
OH NO NO NO NO NO EVERYONE HIDE AND SAVE YOURSELVES
💥💥💥💥
jeonghan jumps in joy when he found out he's teamed up with you
everyone makes a commotion
"oH NO NOT THE TWO THEM TOGETHER–"
everyone knows they're doomed the moment it's set
yk how in playing team games svt purposely keeps mingyu, cheol, and hannie away from each other in separate teams?
they do the same thing to you two, forcing you away from each other
bcs everyone also wants you in their team/s
i mean who wouldn't ???
"JEONGHAN-HYUNG GET AWAY FROM Y/N-NOONA! IT'S NOT FAIR!"
cue dino and jun pulling your arm but your body is being coddled by hannie at the same time, as he's hoarding you to himself
dk get on his knees and clasps his hands as he practically BEGS you two to at least have one of you in the other team
"no can do 😚" jh wraps a leg around your hip while he shields you from his members
you're insufferable together
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
they all call you "the devil duo" 😈😈😈😈😈😈 bcs HELL unleashes when you're working together
very partners in crime type of rs
you're like the chuuya to his daza–
ahem
with both of your analytical sense and strategic thinking merged together, you're invincible
you can defeat multiple member teams with only you and hannie's alliance
jokes of "let's dominate the world together, jagi 👹👹" every now and then
yes you two go and RULE THE WORLD
DON'T BE SHY SET THE WHOLE CITY ON FIRE–
he calls you the queen and labels himself as the king
roles can be reversed tho, the both of you don't mind
"jagi, i'm the queen and you're the king, okay? 😏😏😏" he leans to your ear and gently whispers while tauntingly looking at the glaring members from the other side as you two were sitting tgt
be careful tho, bcs there are still circumstances wherein he turns his back from you in games
in short, he might betray you to win
i mean he's still jeonghan after all
the key is to betray him first before he betrays you :DD
or just strangle him
W option
the members are always very hooked on watching how you beat hannie in his own game
bcs he totally deserves that
everytime the scene unfolds they immediately "😎🍿"
let me tell u this ,,
HANNIE FKN LOVES IT WHEN YOU OUTSMART HIM
he'll look at you with heart eyes, flabbergasted, yet at the same time astounded when you do
heart eyes heart eyes
you might have had unknowingly turned him on a little tho–
he has a lot of respect for your ability and intelligence
AND INTELLIGENCE IS HOT AS FK
but then that loving smile slowly turns into a sly smirk as he is in the middle plotting a new strategy to outsmart your outsmarting
which results to you outsmarting his outsmarting to your outsmarting
a cycle that never ends
*/inserts "finally, a worthy opponent"
he loves how intelligent you are. you're even most likely to be more intelligent than him
he loves his plotting smart-mouthed little devil, y/n
he's very thrilled, there wasn't single boring moment in his life since the moment he met you
PILLOW FIGHTS !!!!!!!!!
he cheated once and used a blanket to capture and immobilize you, and you fought the urge to slam his head on the headboard
"you– you cheating freak!" you wiggled out of his arms as he squeezes you in a hug
"oh but you love this cheating freak 😏😏" he gestures to himself and wiggles his eyebrows
the members openly babbles about how you were their 'sacrificial lamb'
bcs hannie's annoying mischievous ass gradually toned down thanks to you, because most of his pranks were all darted to you now
and so the "let's sacrifice y/n [to jeonghan]" became an inside joke between you and the members
everytime han's evil tendencies dart to the members, they whip you out and place you in front of hannie as a human shield
THESE LIL' SHITS
because ure the only one who can take hannie's bs and u actually fight back
jeonghan would galdly accept their sacrificial lamb tho 😏😏
from his own words, just who is he to refuse you?
we all know how clingy hannie is
lingering touches here and there, your touchy, affectionate nature applies when you're together
but not in a overexaggerating or overwhelming way (always rmmbr that it's ok to be clingy as long as u still respect your partner's space dawg)
he can and WILL bite your fingers when you're off guard
one moment he's fidgeting with your hands
and then he CHOMPS on your long fingers
you jumped in your seat and glared at him the first time he did this and the brat only laughed at your reaction
very funny
when u make out, expect a lot of biting
will bite your lips, your jaw, the plush part of your neck, your collarbone, EVERYWHERE
and i tell you when he bites, he bites HARD
mHmmm
he loves it when you do it to him too
pls DO IT TO HIM
there was a time while you were hovering on top of him and kissing his neck, you look up to see his disheveled state with his mouth agape and half lidded eyes, an arm holding your waist while the other covers his mouth with the back of his hand as he huffs in pleasure
😳😳😳
*blushes like a sl–*
I'M ABOUT TO COMBUST INTO FLAMES– 🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒
hannie's clingy ass can never keep his handsy handsies away from you
everytime he sits beside you he chooses to scoot to you as close as possible on purpose, even if the sofa had more room and space for him to need not to squeeze you in the corner
he sprawls his limbs everywhere on you on purpose. on your thighs, stomach and face
sometimes he even pretends to "accidentally" sit on your lap, putting all of his weight on you like you were a part of the fuckin sofa
he'll say "oh, sorry, it's your lap's fault for looking a little too comfortable 😏😏" unapologetically
there was one time you had enough of him doing this everytime so you kinda just accepted him sitting on u
you leaned forward and hugged his waist in place on your lap while he hummed in satisfaction
what he didn't expect was when he was off-guard, you leaned toward his neck and pecked a kiss on the exposed skin and BOY
HE JOLTS LIKE A HOT KETTLE WHISTLING FROM SUPPRESSING HOW HOT HE FELT, HIS FACE TURNING REDDER THAN A TOMATO BECAUSE THAT WAS SO ???????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
he immediately went ↗️↗️↗️ iykwim
he's shinggi banggi boong boong banggi'ing his way out of there and shutting himself alone in a room somewhere🚪🏃
he couldn't sleep for NIGHTS
he also felt something shift in him the first time you meaningfully called him "hannie"
"you're such a wuss, hannie~" you looked up at him while exchanging banters and his grin grew wider, grazing his hand on your jaw, "that's the first time you called me that. say that again."
he tends to miss u a lot
one time in a beach somewhere in jeju during a summer vacation with svt, he was quietly chilling on a lounger seat with his dark, almost black shades on, while the members were noisily playing beach volley not very far from where he's sitting
he can hear sk and soonyoung's distant yowling everytime they miss the ball
he's not interested in playing because there's no "you" as his opponent
there's just 0 thrill when you're not there
he snorts as he imagines you intentionally spiking the ball at his face
hannie wondered what you're up to at that exact moment
he loudly sighed, "i miss y/n..."
"you'll see her again soon when you go home, hyung."
"you're right." he props himself from the lounge chair and grabs his phone while putting on his beach slippers
"where are you going?"
"i'm going home 👹👹👹"
"what?! jeonghan-hyung, NO–"
"jeonghan-hyung, YES."
the members held him down and almost tied him up on the lounger chair
that night in the hotel room, he fills the void of longing for you by facetiming you
the members wanted so bad to stuff both your mouths with pillows from how noisy you are while laughing with each other late at night on screen
of course it's done as a joke they love seeing you and jh having fun together
and the both of you are only doing it on purpose just to piss them off, you stopped immediately and let them sleep in peace after
the two of you are still mindful when and when not to fool around after all <33
they can never really get mad at u two
coz how could they? you two r literally their parents
hannie labels you as second mom of svt, the first one being himself
"make sure drink your meds, wonu-ya ^^" hannie gives wonwoo his medication "thanks, jeonghan-hyung."
cue you walking past them, your attention somewhere else, casually handing wons a bottle of water to help him with downing the medicine, while your eyes were on dino, nodding while listening to the story he's enthusiastically telling you
dino is obviously your favourite child
just– "dino, nugu aegi?" and he'll willingly answer "y/n-noona's baby 🥰"
"how about me, dino???? u don't love me anymore????? only y/n????? 🥺" hannie asks with a pout
all the svt members grew very attached to you that they can't even imagine hannie without u anymore
u and hannie are a package deal ^^ so cute
you're rlly made for each other
hannie gives you weird ass compliments that you would've found endearing if only it made sense
he would leave you confused as fuck
while he's in his pajamas sitting on the sofa beside you with one of his knees folded to his chest, the tv remote on his hand, he turns to you with a flat expression
"y/n if you were a dinosaur, you would be a velociraptor."
you respond with a perplexed "why is that?" and he turns away from you to go back to watching tv without another word like nothing happened, and without further elaboration following his statement.
he wasn't even watching a show related to dinosaurs
ಠ_ʖಠ ????????????
that's an oddly random hell of a compliment
was that even a compliment?
"yes" -hannie
one time on his birthday party somewhere in paris, after the bustling party ended, you spoke to him in private in your shared hotel room to finally give your birthday present
still bejeweled and dolled up in your black dress, you put on a blindfold on his eyes as you led him inside the dim-lit hotel room
the blindfold you put on him covered the entirety of his vision steadily
"y/n, i didn't know you were into this kind of thing." he teases you,
you narrowed your eyes and glared down at him despite knowing well he can't see you
when he took off the blindfold to open his eyes, he was welcomed by the sight of a whole life sized figurine lego set of iron man
he was in awe, he thanked you and asked you to help him build it together, which you agreed on
"this is the second possible best birthday gift for me, love."
"what's the first?"
"you." he grinned meaningfully, it's the same mischievous grin he usually displays when he's plotting something
you sensually ran your hand through his silky hair and responded to his suggestive comment
"i'm sure you'll eventually get that second birthday gift of yours later." while fondling his necktie from the button-down shirt under his tux that he wore at the party.
he contained his laughter and once again latched himself to you, "i love you."
you hugged him back, "i love you, hannie."
hannie always likes adding a spice of a little mischief to every situation, so he used that opportunity to catch you off guard and dip his finger on the frosting of the vanilla cake on the coffee table behind you to smear it on the tip of your nose
you widened your eyes and chased him all over and around the hotel room
"YOU'RE DEAD, YOON JEONGHAN!" you chased him acting like a vixen trying to catch a rabbit, jumping over furniture
pls manhandle him
hannie likes strong women ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yoon "i want a woman to kiss me and hug me😚🥰but at the same time, like in the bedroom... just rOCK MY SHIT U KNOW🏋️‍♀️just BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA ME👹U KNOW🤯coz i deserve it😇" jeonghan
you wanted so badly to punish him
an idea he wasn't against at all—in discreet
after wiping your nose, you tackled him on the floor when you caught him
he looks up at you, taking in your beautiful features, not missing the evil grin on your lips non-verbally saying "i got u now 😏"
he tucks your unkempt hairstrands behind your ear
"can i claim my second birthday gift now, y/n?" he tilted his head, looking up at you and staring at your lips, his eyes shining from the dim light
you wanted to punish him, you say?
let's just say... you did get what you want that night, with the help of his tie, and the flimsy blindfold you left lying on the floor.
napipopetake him to heaven 🔝
:D
hanniehae <33
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baronessblixen · 2 months
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Saw your tags-- I think you're a writer! :DDD
Kafka trends a lot here on Tumblr, and I see diary entry after diary entry of him struggling to write, feeling like a failure for not doing so, questioning not only his abilities but himself... and I think, maybe, that's why he resonates with Tumblr so much.
I can't think of another community-- outside of communities on the internet, of course-- where the mutual misery of trying and not quite starting but not walking away from a skill or passion or calling is not only recognized but deeply felt. And the fact that this misery stretches back hundreds and thousands of years (and likely longer than that) is encouraging, in its way.
And it's like that one writer in Frasier, don't you think? He wrote one book then stopped entirely; but he was still thought of as a writer. And is that just because he was published and gained the public sanctioned title of "writer", or because he sat down to write? Emily Dickinson is considered a writer (more accurately a poet) though none of her works were published until after her death, for instance.
Wrapping all that up XDDD, you're a writer to me; and always will be-- not only because you've put words out there to be read, but because the spirit in which you write is one I recognize from countless other writers that have published their craft and those who have not. It's the drive, the calling, the temptation to write; to come back to it; to take and idea or a phrase or a sentence or another character everywhere you go in your mind-- even if your thumb never hits another cursor bar again.
:DDDD
Thank you so much for this ❤️ maybe you're right but the main thing why I don't know if I should call myself a writer is precisely the reason that I can't sit myself down and write. Why is that? Why do I always find different things to do? Sometimes I want to write but don't and sometimes I probably don't even *want* to write?
And I know I have people who enjoy my writing. I appreciate every single person who does. It has to come from inside me though. Doesn't it? A lot of the time I don't feel good enough. Like how do I dare to tackle an idea and put something out there when there are so many others who are way better than me? It's a very complicated thing in my head 😂
I do love that we're such a community here. Others feel this way all the time and it's good to know I'm not - and no is - alone in this.
If writing in one's mind counts then, yeah, I guess I'm (still) a writer. I had an idea the other day and it bothers me so much that I don't sit down and attempt to write it.
Your ask sure made me think about things again. Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on myself. Easier said than done though. Thank you so much for reaching out!
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sleepy--anon · 11 months
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Break Me
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day 6 - intense tickles: Prompts found here
George knew Sapnap was in a ler mood, he could see his antsy twitching. Dream wasn't home, he went to see his family. George shot him a text, 'Sap, I'm bored, Break me, I dare you' He heard Sapnap’s thundering footsteps approaching his room, his heart jumped in his chest, waiting for Sapnap to take him up on his challenge.
"You've got some balls tonight eyy Gogy~?" George couldn’t subdue the wobbly smile on his face when Sapnap towered over him. Before he could curl into himself Sapnap crossed his arms behind his back, pushing him flat on his front. George felt the knee on his crossed arms, giving Sap free hands to abuse both his ribs and his thighs. George wailed in both agony and delight. He wanted this but it was a lot all at once. Tears brimmed his eyes almost immediately, no matter how much he kicked and twisted he never deterred Sapnap, not until he tried to get his safeword out.
"REHEHEHEHE REHEHEHEHE---DDDD" Sapnap flattened his hands and let him up.
"You should know better than to challenge me in a ler mood George, but I appreciate your gesture~"
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apompkwrites · 1 year
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Blacksheep In-game Voicelines 👀?
Battle Start
Canon!Rosehearts: “If you want to fight the Queen, you have to go through me,”
Canon!Kingscholar: “Hahh? You’re serious?”
Canon!Ashengrotto: “I’d rather not, but if you insist..”
Canon!Al-Asim: “Don’t hurt yourself too much!”
Canon!Schoenheit: “So brutish,”
Canon!Shroud: “Whatever happens won’t be on me, alright?”
Canon!Draconia: “Don’t you dare lay a hand on Briar Valley’s heir,”
Viper: “Challenge accepted, I shall defeat you,”
Bucchi: “Tch, people like you, preying on the weak..”
Clover: “Look, I don’t want to get too violent,”
Leech: “I have no choice, do I?”
Hunt: “You’ll pay for even breathing in my direction,”
Felmier: “You leave me no choice!”
Battle End
Canon!Rosehearts: “Our Queen demands that it’s off with their head!”
Canon!Kingscholar: “We were just getting started, prey,”
Canon!Ashengrotto: “sighh I told you, didn’t I?”
Canon!Al-Asim: “Let’s get you to medbay, then we’ll talk in the Headmage’s office,”
Canon!Schoenheit: “Now that we’re done, I have a meeting to go to,”
Canon!Shroud: “Tsk tsk tsk, poor you,”
Canon!Draconia: “I shall protect you, Lord Draconia!”
Viper: “I have proven my strength to you,”
Bucchi: “You like that? HUH!?”
Clover: “I’m not really good with getting fired up about things,”
Leech: “Learned your lesson yet?”
Hunt: “Lowly miscreants,”
Felmier: “I did it—! Oh, big brother would be proud!”
AAAAAH I LOVE THESE :DDDD
love love love incorporating characters into the game, like i said before :D
i love how lil clover just says trey's lines? UGH they really trying to be like him :((
and lil felmier being so excited and thinking that epel would be proud of them :O my heart--
lil draconia sounds like they'd get along well with sebek hehe
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laurenairay · 1 year
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hiii I hope you have a wonderful birthday :DDDD
would you be able to write for Colton Parayko with #7 "It's raining, you're going to get sick." ?
Thank you so much!! This prompt for Colton made me feel super emotional so this is essentially just pure angst that I got carried away with.
“It’s raining, you’re going to get sick.”
Words: 1.2k
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Rain was pouring heavily outside when you heard a series of knocks at your door. You were having a night in to yourself, taking the time to indulge yourself with a good book, and you sure as hell weren’t expecting anyone. You’d seen most of your friends yesterday night, and you sure as hell didn’t have a date waiting since your ex broke things off last month – so what the hell?
With a frown you put your bookmark in to hold your page, heading down the hallway to your front door. But when you saw who was standing there, your jaw dropped slightly with shock.
Colton.
The ex who’d broken up with you last month.
What the actual hell.
“What are you doing here?” you frowned, crossing your arms over your chest for your own comfort if nothing else.
“I just…I had to see you. I couldn’t leave things the way I did. You didn’t deserve it, any of it. I’m so sorry.”
The fucking audacity.
He had the nerve to show up at your front door after breaking up with you an entire month ago, having heartlessly said that he didn’t want to commit to anything serious after leading you on with dates and flowers and sex and romance…and now he was back with this bullshit?
“No, I didn’t deserve any of it. But what the fuck, Colton? What made you think that coming here was acceptable in the slightest?”
“I wasn’t thinking…”
Well that much was obvious.
“…but you deserved an apology and I couldn’t get it out of my head until I’d seen you. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I made a stupid mistake,” he finished desperately.
If he’d turned up at your door three weeks ago, you would’ve taken him back without a second thought. But now, now that the hurt had sunk in and you’d started to mend your broken heart, you just couldn’t bring yourself to crumble into his arms.
“You think I’m just going to take you back? Forgive you because you’ve said that you’re sorry? The world doesn’t work like that,” you said angrily, glaring up at him.
“Tell me what I can do. I’ll do anything, please. Even just for you to hear me out,” he pleaded.
Those big beautiful eyes still made you weak at the knees, and you cursed yourself as you could feel your walls starting to crack.
As if the universe was making its own judgement, thunder boomed overhead, making you both jump, and the rain seemed to come down even heavier, pounding on the pavement. A car driving past skidded on the wet road, making you wince, glancing up at Colton to see him watching it nervously. You remembered how much he hated driving in the rain as it was, and this was verging on dangerous. Damn it. You couldn’t send him away now – you weren’t that heartless.
“Come inside,” you sighed.
“What?”
“It’s raining, you’re going to get sick,” you said, pursing your lips, “And there’s no way you can drive in this. Come on.”
“Are you sure?” Colton said, hesitating.
“Have I ever said something I didn’t mean?” you asked, raising an eyebrow.
Colton just ducked his head, avoiding your gaze, but stepped past you into your house, letting you shut the door behind him. You glanced up at him as you stepped around him, frowning at the way his hair was dripping wet and his clothes were soaked.
“Wait there, I’ll get you a towel to dry off,” you said softly.
You didn’t bother waiting for a response as you walked into your home, heading straight for the linen closet in the bathroom and pulling out the largest fluffiest towel you had. It was then that you noticed the sweatpants you’d stuffed in the closet too, when you’d been desperate to get them out of your sight, and you felt yourself tremble at the memory. How dare he just show up like this, with no warning after everything he said?
No, he didn’t get to make you feel like this in your own home. He didn’t deserve such an emotional reaction – you could be polite and distant until the rain stopped, and that would have to be enough.
Without further hesitation, you grabbed the sweatpants too, and walked back out to where your ex-boyfriend was standing by the front door still, shoes taken off and neatly put in your shoe rack, coat hanging on a hook too.
“Here, this towel should do,” you said simply, “I have these as well. Didn’t have the chance to wash them yet but they’re clean enough if you want to get out of your wet jeans.”
As you tossed the sweatpants to Colton, to call the look on his face devastation would be an understatement.
“Baby, wait, please I…”
“Don’t call me baby. Not after everything,” you said sharply.
You winced as he seemed to flinch slightly, but he took the sweatpants from you without protesting. Colton didn’t take long to scrub his hair dry, and he handed the damp material to you without a word. You didn’t know if it was because he looked like a wet kitten, ruffled and miserable, but you felt the ice in your heart melt just that little bit more, and you found yourself sighing.
“I’ll let you get changed, okay? Meet me in the kitchen, I’ll make you some coffee to warm up,” you said softly.
“Thanks,” he nodded.
By the time Colton walked into your kitchen, he looked a little drier, almost as if time hadn’t passed at all and he was just chilling in your home for the evening. It was a comforting sight, even if it sent a stab of pain through you as you knew you didn’t get to have this anymore.
“What made you think turning up here was a good idea, Colton?” you asked, passing him a cup of coffee, made just as he liked.
“I don’t know. All I could think of was coming to see you, trying to make things right. I’ve been such an idiot, treating you like shit when you deserve to be treated like a princess,” he sighed.
“I deserve to be treated like a person,” you shot back, raising your eyebrows, “And you didn’t do that when you told me that you couldn’t commit to me.”
Colton nodded miserably, setting the coffee mug down on the kitchen side to scrub a hand over his hair.
“I know I don’t deserve to even be in your house right now. I know that I don’t deserve you talking to me at all, not for a minute. But I’m begging you, please let me have a chance to make this right, to make things up to you. Please,” Colton asked quietly.
You’d never heard him so desperate, so emotional, not in the 6 months of your relationship…thing, whatever it was in the end. Maybe you deserved to get some closure, if nothing else.
“Fine. I’ll hear you out. But you’re leaving when the rain stops,” you said firmly.
He nodded so quickly that it made you laugh, Colton’s sweet face not losing that desperation.
“Thank you. Thank you for giving me a chance,” he murmured.
“Don’t thank me yet,” you said, pursing your lips, “You broke my heart, Colton. There’s a long way before I’ll even consider letting you make things up to me.”
“I can work with that,” he replied.
You knew you were in trouble the moment you saw that hopeful smile on his face.
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Secrets of Blackthorn Hall KitXTy Reunion Scene from Ty's POV
hey y'all!!!! I just wanna say...i know i suck at getting things done quickly but i hope it was worth the wait!!
this was requested by the lovely @tys-kitty !!!!
If you'd like to read the Kit POV version, click here.
Here's my KitTy playlist if you wanna feel extra angsty lol
@nurceb @cakegatedisaster i tagged y'all in the last one so i figured y'all would wanna read this one too!! :D
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anywayssssss enjoy :DDDD
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Kit. Kit is here. Here in what Ty knows is the kitchen of Blackthorn Hall. He’s holding a gun, staring at it intensely. Ty realizes he’s trying to clean it, and he is most definitely doing it wrong.
It takes Ty a second to process all of this. Here is Kit. His Kit. Kit, one of the only people Ty has ever trusted that wasn’t one of his siblings. That wasn’t Livvy. He makes an involuntary gasping noise, and to his own ears it sounds like the sound someone would make when they were drowning.
Speaking of Livvy, she is here too. Floating behind him, as always. Usually her presence is comforting. But now—all he feels is despair. At least, he thinks it’s despair that he is feeling. He’s not really sure. Whenever it comes to Kit, everything in his head is jumbled and confusing.
Kit has changed since Ty had last seen him. He’s taller, though not as tall as Ty. He can see Kit’s muscled shoulders through his blue jacket. Ty really likes how the jacket looks on Kit. He’s wearing the blue jacket over an orange shirt, which Ty tries to ignore. He does not like the color orange. He likes it even less on Kit. 
The sun shines through the window behind Kit, making his blonde hair shine golden. Ty bites his lip, hard. At his sides, his hands are tightening into fists before he lets them go. He can’t think straight. Normally, all of his thoughts were carefully organized in his head, logical and razor sharp. But now it’s like Kit’s presence is radio interference to his thoughts. There’s only static and garbled words.
Ty turns his focus to the gun in Kit’s hands, because it’s a hundred times better than focusing on Kit himself. 
“That’s not how you clean a gun,” He whispers, then he bites his tongue. He hadn’t meant to speak.
Kit’s head whips up so fast it looks like it hurt. He stares at Ty, and Ty’s stomach plummets, his cheeks heating up under Kit’s gaze. His hands flutter again. Despite the intensity of Kit’s gaze, he’s beautiful. Ty has to look away, because he can’t focus on Kit’s eyes without wanting to collapse into a heap on the tile floor. 
Who would’ve known that all it took to break Tiberius Nero Blackthorn were the despairing, angry eyes of a boy. Not just any boy. A Herondale. Kit. 
Certainly not Ty himself.
He wishes that he didn’t feel this way. He wishes he could limit his emotions, block them off somehow. They were always in the way.
But he also doesn’t want to. Because he wants to feel for Kit. He wants to be with Kit, all the time. He misses the reassurance he always felt knowing Kit was standing just as his shoulder. He misses Kit’s smile, which he hadn’t realized he’d ever noticed. Hadn’t realized he’d paid it enough attention to remember it. He misses Kit’s voice, the warmth of his arms when Ty had broken down before.
He misses Kit.
And that’s why he can’t look at Kit. He can’t see the hate, can’t feel hopeless when he sees the boy he dreams about almost every night. The boy whose last words to him still haunted his nightmares.
The boy who had said the words that Livvy had once told him meant so much to any person who ever dared to say them.
“I love you, Ty. I love you.”
He had never understood what people had meant when they said that. He understood that when Livvy said it to him, she meant that she would always care about him. That he meant something to her. That she never wanted to leave his side. That he was always going to be her brother.
But when Kit had said it, he knew it had meant something else. Something different. Something that Ty had never considered before.
And then Kit speaks and it nearly undoes Ty all over again. 
“You shouldn’t be here.”
Ty’s heart aches at his words. Kit’s voice is so cold, so emotionless. 
So Ty was right. His suspicions had been confirmed. Kit really did hate him now. Those words he had said….he no longer meant them. Ty had ruined everything. So he swallows a sob rising up in his throat. 
“How long do you think it will take for you to forgive me?” Ty asks, hoping his voice doesn’t sound as shaky and upset as he feels.
Ty still won’t look at Kit. He can’t bear to see the disdain that must be on Kit’s face as he stares at Ty. He can’t bear to look at how different Kit looks now. He is the same, and yet he is not. His jawline is more defined, his hair is cut differently, he now wears more runes than when Ty had known him. 
He doesn’t want to see all the ways that Kit is better off without Ty. All the ways in which Kit doesn’t need Ty.
Kit doesn’t need him, that much he knows. Not like Ty needs Kit.
And Ty needs Kit. So badly, sometimes it feels like it’s killing him. It’s like a monster clawing at his stomach, at his heart, at his throat. Constantly. All the intrusive thoughts that he can’t fight on his own. All the moments when he wants to reach out and be able to grasp Kit’s arm, to feel like he isn’t alone. Every time he wakes up after a nightmare about the day Livvy died—Kit still is the only person who could ever be there for him. He was there at the worst time of Ty’s life. He understands Ty in ways that even Ty doesn’t understand himself.
“I don’t know,” Kit says after a minute. His tone hasn’t changed. He sounds tired, and Ty wants so badly to reach out for Kit. Just to touch him softly, offer him some support, like Kit used to do for him. But he doesn’t move, because he knows Kit would reject the advance. Because Kit hasn’t forgiven him yet. 
Is this what it feels like to be stabbed in the gut? It must be.
“But not now?” Ty whispers, his voice nearly inaudible. He wants to take back the words as soon as he says them, because he doesn’t want to hear Kit give him an answer. But at the same time, he’s glad he said the words. Glad they’re out in the open now.
“No,” Kit says, his voice softening ever so slightly. “Not now.”
Ty has to get out of there. He can’t do this—can’t be this close to Kit before he starts to cry. And he could not cry in front of Kit. He wouldn’t. Not again. Kit was his weakness. But he could never let Kit know that.
He turns away, turning his back on Kit, his original reason for visiting Blackthorn Hall long forgotten. 
And he leaves, Livvy trailing behind him, waiting until he is in the safety of his bedroom at the Scholomance to finally let the tears fall.
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snudootchaikovsky · 1 year
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Y'ALL MADE ME BAWL AT THUS SCEEN L, HOW DARE YOU /LH
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ANYWYAS GO READ NOLI ME TANGERE BY @temporarytft AND @funky-sea-cryptid IT'S SUPER GOOD :DDDDD
CHAPTER 24 NMT FANART :DDDD <3333
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monkiebois · 1 year
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How DARE YOU!?
How dare you write something so beautiful and heartwarming and SAD that it pull a huge emotional reaction out of me!?
I was not expecting to come home from work and be reduced to a SOBBING MESS.
Damn you both, you beautiful evil bastards I fucking love the chirp au 😭
@artemismoorea03
heheehe i wrote the breakdown scene in part 3 hehehehhe
kicks my bucket
thanks for reading any and all tears shed during reading any of my writing must be shed into this bucket. all donations go towards my next projects. >:)
im so glad you like it!!! and looks like we're getting the reaction we wanted...or at least. the reaction I wanted. i missed. making poeple cry. its my SPECIALTY
fr tho im so glad u like it, im so honored to have one of my works called beautiful and heartwrenching! remember to drink some water, and your not ready for everything else we have planned mwahahahahah >:DDDD
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the-sloth-woman · 2 years
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“Burai had a nasty habit of burning Alrick’s art supplies whenever he caught the prince drawing” how dare you remind us of that. scene
Meeeeeee~? Remind you of a scene where Burai was a shitty parent and contributed greatly to Alrick’s trauma~? Would I do that~? :DDDD❤️❤️❤️
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fireflyingaway · 2 years
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Willex Enchanted au for the wip ask game?? 👀👀👀
i already got that one here but i'm a bastard so here's one more!! :DDDD (most of it under the cut, this is a long fucker)
Suddenly something latches onto Willie’s forearm and Willie flinches as they turn to see what only to find it’s a who. “You,” Willie gasps when they see the familiar face. “You’re the one that sent me here!”
“Oh, I’m so glad to have found you--” Willie tries to pull away, but the old man’s grip tightens as he seeks out Willie’s eyes. “I was so worried! What a terrible accident that’s brought you to this place with so much sadness and so much pain.” As the old man speaks, Willie catches Alex out of the corner of their eye and the glimmer of a glimpse draws their attention further. He’s dancing with Julie in silence, his face void of emotion as he stares ahead blankly like a porcelain doll.
“Oh yes,” the old man turns his attention towards where Willie’s eyes are drawn. “Destined to never be with the one you love, doomed to be with another for eternity… but it doesn’t have to be this way.” Willie’s attention whips to the man at the sound of hope-- his wrinkles seem lost in the blur clouding their eyes. “I can end your pain, my child-- make all of those bad memories disappear.”
“D-- Disappear?” They try to blink away the fog as the old man pulls something shiny and red out of his cloak’s inner pocket. With a couple more blinks, Willie realizes it’s an apple.
“Just one bite, my dear. and all of this will go away. Your life here and the people that you’ve met, you won’t have to be burdened with any of it. You won’t remember anything but sweet dreams and happy endings,” he promises. The offer’s tempting, to be lifted from their agony, but…
“I-- I could never wish to forget him,” Willie cries. Even if all they can know of Alex is the grief of not holding him, they’d rather live in eternity with that pain than forget all they’ve had with him. Willie steps back but the old man steps closer.
“What is it you do wish for, my darling?” He holds the apple closer to them. “The apple will give you anything your heart desires.”
He stares at the apple for a moment before glancing past it to the old man. “Anything?”
“Anything. But you must hurry--” he puts the apple in their hand “-- you must hurry! The magic will only work if you take the bite before the clock strikes twelve!”
“But… But how could I be so selfish?” Willie croaks, the fog filling their eyes again. “To wish that his world were my home? That he could be my family? My song?! How could I dare to even dream of such a thing?!” Their tears sting as they send a cooling trail down Willie’s burning cheeks.
“My child, please hurry, the time is so fleeting!” the man pleads and Willie takes one more look at the apple shining in the golden lights of the ballroom before holding it towards their lips.
“Then let this be my wish,” they tell the apple as one of the old man’s hand cups over their own. “Wherever we go… whatever we do… may our separate worlds treat us kindly,” they whisper. “For we are good people.” As the apple presses to their lips, they take one more glance up at Alex’s glazed eyes, letting one more tear stream down their face and one more sob rip from their throat. “And we have suffered enough,” they breathe as they close their eyes before biting the apple.
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sunkissed-mogai · 2 years
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!!!! What mew anon and ghost anon are explaining is fascinating!!!!! /gen | They DO!!! Have y'all ever read warrior cats :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! or wings of fire which is dragons!!!!!!! hhhh books /pos /pos /pos /pos | You're a genius Mara :0 Maybe I'll make her one that's red and white with purple at the ends, and then one that's just purple!!! You're so smart /gen | Darling, I KNOW you will. You would slay in anything ofc, but goth? Oh my stars /pos If you ever need a hype man, I'm here bc I know for sure that you are going to look ridicolously stunning. | Gasp! I do have awesome opinions on shapes, but my other opinions are perfectly amazing! /lh nm. I love the formula for area of a triange (1/2 bh) with b being base, and h being height. It's just. It scratches brain in the way /pos. It sounds nice and looks nice and is nice. It's the same way for Pythagorean theorem!! | I have amazing opinions! How dare! /lh nm | I've been listening to The Village by Wrabel for no reason (/srs) for like. An hour now. It is very nice. Gay + nice sounding = :DDDD | I like cowboy hats. I couldn't pull one off, but they look kind of cool! Not as cool as gnome hats tho. Point. -⭐
isn't it?? it's so cool!!
i've read both of those things actually!! well, not me-me, but i have memories of the hosts reading them!! we used to be OBSESSED with warrior cats. not as much with WoF but it was still super cool!! i wanna reread wings of fire. i love those books.
that's a great idea!! i bet they're gonna look so good!!
your shape opinons are stellar, my love. and that's so true!! also the quadratic formula!! a(x squared) plus b (x) plus c!! and factoring equations!! and polynomials!! i would die for polynomials. today and yesterday we had this assignment that was just a bunch of polynomial work and one of the answers had eight terms and AHHHH i love them so much dude i am such a nerd. anyway.
i've never heard of that! what is it? what's it about??
point indeed! you'd rock a gnome hat, beloved.
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Oop where we going Hen 👀
Ahh the call center :O
Hi Maddie :DD!
Aww hey y'all 🥰
Hmm wiat is she pretending lol
Yeeppp xdd
Yeah it does suck D:
How so though
Ahh coast guard
LOL yup xD
Ahh yeah and it's not even on there 😬😭😭
Okay it does make you seem overly worried Hen but keep pursuing this!!
Didn't they contact the coast guard already though xd
It just means you guys get to go lol
Ohhh noo Athena DDD:
I am stressssed 😭😭
AYYYY BOBBY :DDDD AAAHHHHH!!
LOL an activity they could do together xDD
OKAY SLAYY GUYSS :'DD
Oof that was just to get in o.o 😭
Okay now where is it-
OH NO GOSH
AND THE DOOR AAHHH
DID HE GET IT??
Ohh nope I don't think so o.o 😭
Oh gosh 😭😭😬
I didn't think they'd be stuck together xd D:
Or rather in immediate danger together lol
OOPE LOL AOUGH cut to the therapist xD
ALDKFHDFLSJS :OOOO BOBBYYY???
Wild :O o.o xD
Hmm so weird?
Ahh no so consequential
Don't y'all dare do this to me o.o
I swear if this doesn't bring y'all closer together xd
I'm gonna lose it lol <3
Aww Bobby 😭😭 he has a point which is why I'm so scared xdd
Aww yeah go lol
I love this therapist lol xD
Though idk how good he is, he could be a little softer xD then again these two need it lol
Uh ohh guys 😭😭
Come onn, is there no way out :((
Come onnn
NOO honey there's no one listening 😭😭 there's no one coming to look
NOOOO aww honey 😭😭 :((
Awww the apology 😭😭
No Bobby it's not your fault 😭💔
NOOO BOBBY YOU DO DESERVE HER
YES ATHENA WOULD SAY YES AGAIN
AUGOGHHAUOGH NO BOBBY WHY
IT'S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SAVE HER 😭😭💔❤️
NOO AAUOGAGHHH YES ATHENA 😭😭😭😭
HONEYYYYY NOT ENOUGH TIME TO SAY THEM 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺
AIGUAHOGUHH CALLING EACH OTHER HUSBAND AND WIFE 😭😭❤️❤️ AND THE I LOVE YOUS
WAIT WHAT IS THAT IS IT HELPFUL MAYBE?
AAHHHHH NOO OKAY 😭😭
Y'ALL ARE NOT TITANIC-ING RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOODNESS
BOBBY NO
BOBBY WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Please tell me you're trying something to get them out 😭😭 yk tangled style xdd
OKAY PHEW he's above water 😭😭😭
HONEYS NOOO
THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS TO ME
THEY'RE WOULDN'T DARE
Come on
No
They're not 😭😭
OHH HALLELUJAH
OHH MY GOSH WHAT IS IT
IT'S THE DOOR
AAAHHHHHHHHH
WAIT DID THE GUY OPEN IT
OAUAAAGGHHH MY BABEYS ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭💔🥺🥺
UAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT WAS HIM!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH HALLELUJAH YAYY :'DDDD!!
Oh my gosh y'all I was actually stressed xD
UH OH is Maddie gonna give her the bad news o.o
Ope wait sir the chief o.o?
He better not be mad at her xdd
Good because she needs friends?
Wait
WAIT NO WHAT O.O
HE IS NOT GONNA FIRE HER
OR FULLY SUSPEND HER OR WHATEVER
Oh my gosh UAH
P H E W
AAAHHHHHH SHE'S NOT SUSPENDED :'DDD SHE'S OKAY SHE CAN GO BACK!!
PHEW he was
It still sucks though :((
Yeah, poor guy D:
I swear is he about to give his personal opinion- okay no phew lol just saying officially
YAYYY :D
Wait what o.o no girl there's no way you're like leaving or something
You already said they could be right what I-
Or because you don't want to be in charge?
OH PHEW
Just for finding them xdd
Hopefully he's not gonna dismiss her 😬😬
Ohh noo he will won't he
Come on there is evidence D:
HE'S NOT 😭😭 Not listening to her :'(((
Aww honeyy 😭😭
WAIT YES PLEASE
SHE MADE A GOOD CALL TODAY SHE'S MAKING ONE AGAIN
Augh no 😭
Okay don't make it seem like it's the other situation though lol xD
Yeah Maddie knows reality lol
Okay good you told her xD
Over that?
Ohh noo because you're gonna go o.o or keep trying to help in some way
YOOO AOGUOAAHHHH MEXICO 911 :DDD!!
Slay Hen
If everyone's fired no one is xD
Okay phew phew :'DD
Yayy y'all helped so many get out 🥰🥰
Oop wait there's people in the casino still aren't there
From a bit of a promo I think somebody's gonna be strapped to the ceiling o.o
YES okay they're finding out
Ohh yeah that o.o!! Okay phew slay :D
Henn DD:
I mean now's not the time to argue but still lol
Girly xD okay whatever lol
Oof Maddie xd
Aww y'all :'))
:'O it's them they stayed for them!!
Ahh wait it's the captain
Oh wait the others too!! Because he's injured?
Ahh wait yeah no because he stayed for them :'DD
Huh?
Uh ohhh
YOOO HE SIGNALING!!
Uh oh o.o what?
Is it the eye of the storm D:?
Oh wait no is someone coming and he's signaling?
OH WAIT
OH NO O.O
THAT'S A TSUNAMI/WAVE ALARM OHHH NOOO O.O 😭😭
That poor guy too :(( I hope he survives <33
OHH NOOO GUYS
AAAAHHHHHHH Y'ALL 😭😭😭😬😬😳
OHHH GOSH
This is bad y'all xd
I really hope they're all okay 😭
AOUAGH THIS LOOKS BAD
AOUUUUGHHH
OH GOSH THEY'RE ENTIRELY FLIPPED OVER O.O
Okay phew we're all okay, in areas we are okay xD
OHH NO WAIT IS THAT BOBBY
Wait no he's there
And it's not that guy- :OO OHH IT'S THE MONEY GUY D:
OHHH NO OH GOSH :O D: O.O
OH N O
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amiaaa-official · 5 months
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DDDD: How dare they take away your pretty elf status!! (This is the one who have it to you btw) BUT I SHALL PROTECT YOU FROM ELF REMOVAL FOR uhhhh 24 HOURS
!!! YIPPEE !!!! TYTYTY!!!!!
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