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Get someone who looks at you the way David looks at Mary Margaret.
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orions-bolt · 5 months
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festive greetings from your Midwest dads 🌨️❄️☃️
@fell-contract
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happyheidi · 1 year
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ceilidho · 7 months
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How far do you think Johnny could take it with a clueless reader? Like before she starts to think hey wait maybe this isn’t just what boy best friends do?
I mean. They’ve probably fucked a couple times before she confides in a friend that it’s tough dating when you have a guy best friend because that’s basically admitting that she’s currently sleeping with someone and her friend is like. What are you talking about. I have two guy best friends and I don’t sleep with either of them.
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kiddokori · 16 days
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fuck timezones do you know how hard it is to talk to my friends when they have a different sleep schedule than me. i go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 6 to see notifications from my buddy from literally 5 in the morning. thats a one hour overlap of us both sleeping. there is not a time difference between us theres no reason for this shes just sick in the head and im a 75 year old man with a bedtime
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moodywyrm · 1 year
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mdni or I’ll chew up your water pipes
listen to weak for your love by thee sacred souls
can u just imagine cuddling with Abby after a long day? I’m thinking college au Abby n bookish reader, after just an exhausting day of classes n assignments, cuddling in the readers room. the only lights are from some dark pink lamps and a pink salt lamp, making the room a lil warm and fuzzy. incense burning making it a lil hazy but still good. U n abby all tucked into bed, where she has ur whole weight on top of her bc she finds it so comforting.
every now n then u sit up n ur straddling her n she has to stop herself from bucking up into u bc Jesus fuxking Christ how’d she get so lucky? ur in nothing but some soft lil panties and a big ol zip up hoodie, tits out underneath. she’s in nothing but some old, worn boxers that show off her thighs and ass so deliciously, n a cropped muscle tank that shows off her hard won abs and is just barely preventing a nip slip. she’s gripping at ur waist, ur back, ur ass, whatever she can get her hands on n ur no better, rubbing ur hands over her tummy, ur fingertips just barely grazing her nipples with each pass. hands playing with the hair at the base of her neck or gripping her biceps.
ur both tired and hazy, n oh so happy to be back in each others arms, cushioned by ur extensive plushy collection n like six ultra soft blankets n she can’t stop grabbing at u, by now she’s kneading at the fat of ur thighs, getting dangerously close to the warmth she can feel pressing against her thigh. whispering little I love yous and catching eachother up on ur day, leaving little kisses wherever u can. there’s no way this won’t end with her fingers inside you, coaxing little tremors out of you, or ur mouth pulling high after high from between her legs, but for now you two can sit in this hushed, delicate little intimacy, no true expectation of sex, just closeness
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deliciouskeys · 8 months
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Co-parenting Butchlander is a bad idea for canon even if done in the tamest way possible and I feel like this needs to be said because this shit is getting out of hand to disturbing levels.
Homelander is the rapist.
He doesn't have custody of Ryan. He doesn't and shouldn't have rights to him. After getting Becca (Ryan's actual parent) killed, and against her wishes, he has stolen or in other words kidnapped Ryan.
Ryan is not his to take and shouldn't be viewed as such. Just think rationally for a split second on this.
Do you think a rapist should have rights to custody of a child they force on someone just because that person chose to keep it or god forbid, couldn't manage to get an abortion? Do you think it would be okay for that rapist to then kill the mother or get her killed and steal the child simply because he wants to be a dad?
That's not cute. It doesn't matter what the rapist's backstory is, that's horrifying and wrong and so gross on so many levels.
And look, it's fine if you want to romanticize this idea for fics but that is the one and only place it should be framed this irresponsibly. Because it is a bad idea with horrible implications that shouldn't be rose tinted into something adorable just because there are a few moments Homelander isn't pushing Ryan off a roof.
And you cannot complain about canon treating Becca badly when you advocate for this in canon.
This would be so much worse by make her nothing more than an incubator for the kid of the guy who raped her and then steals her husband. And that is disgusting.
Can we not forget that Ryan and Becca are both victims here, for once?
Romanticize it all you want in fics. It does not belong in canon.
Context link: My dumb crack idea for a Diabolical episode that Anon is referring to
“Co-parenting Butchlander is a bad idea for canon”
Maybe it doesn’t really matter for this discussion, but : I wouldn’t consider Diabolical “canon”. They had an episode about a woman talking to her poop, with a Deep cameo because it involved a sewer. It’s not canon.
“He doesn’t have custody of Ryan”
Well… okay, this is interesting, Ryan is in his custody as of end of season 3, whether HL has legal custody or not. In fact, NYS law is particularly lax and kind of messed up in the sense that you need a rape conviction to be deprived of your parental rights to a child that is genetically yours (and wasn’t made via a sperm bank). So not that it changes things ethically, but legally speaking HL may have legal claim here until someone convicts him of rape or CPS finds his parenting criminally negligent/inappropriate.
“Do you think it would be okay for that rapist to then kill the mother or get her killed and steal the child simply because he wants to be a dad?”
Do I think it’s “okay” ethically, morally, legally? Hmmmmmm, idk, what do you think I think, Anon? I’ll clear it up and say: no, I don’t . But am I watching and enjoying a show that already portrays this fucked up scenario? Yes, I am.
“You cannot complain about canon treating Becca badly when you advocate for this in canon”
Were you up in arms about this Amazon video?
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Because it’s along the same ‘teehee this is so fucked up’ humor lines that you are clearly revolted by. If you were, then okay, at least you are consistent. And I’m going to chalk it up to different tolerance/interest levels about fucked up scenarios.
Come off anon if you still think I’m being glib and “romanticizing” dead incubators. I promise I’m not that scary to talk to off-anon. I even promise to hear you out if I’ve misunderstood the problem you have with my hypothetical dumb spin-off plot that wouldn’t be part of canon. You’re allowed to disagree.
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hannafia · 6 days
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*breaths heavily*
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hamburgrr · 1 year
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Making a S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. plushie for my twin’s Donnie cosplay!! He’s just a head now but I’m proud of him thus far ^^
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voidchillz · 21 days
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I’m already savage from the llamagines this is gonna be a TRIP. 💕
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crazy-sheep-lady · 2 months
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Man sometimes I wish I could be a lamb sleeping in a feed bunk
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aroaessidhe · 3 days
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2024 reads / storygraph
A Botanical Daughter
historical fantasy
a taxidermist and botanist who live in a greenhouse in a botanical garden, far away from the disapproval of Victorian London
when they receive a shipment of a strange sentient fungi, they cultivate it inside a corpse of a recently murdered girl - who was the best friend/lover of their new housekeeper
as she grows and expands her desires they have to deal with their feelings about the potential monster they’ve created
#A Botanical Daughter#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#man I really wanted to like this but I kinda had to force myself to finish it.#really not a fan of the writing style which is very emotionally distant and full of a lot of telling not showing#it could have gotten weird and atmospheric with the writing style! we could have gotten sentient fungi POV! but no.#The characters were flat. the conceptually weird/creepy/horror aspects were executed in the most boring way#the relationship between the men is something we’re told exists but…. I don’t feel it. I don’t like them as characters.#They’re not even interesting enough to hate - or like it could have gone in the direction of embracing the unhinged murder couple vibes#they flip flop between angry arguments and making up and I’m like what is the point of that?? Honestly I didn’t feel any emotional connecti#it kinda feels like it doesn’t know whether it’s whimsical quirky-cozy vibes or like properly gothic horror#it’s somewhere in between & fails at both. it maybe suffers from trying to play into the popularity of coziness#the closest to weird we get is plant lesbian sex scene but also I laughed out loud when I read the line ‘hungry for her loam’#like…..these men essentially create this person then cut her off from the world and her biological desires; control her autonomy/ability#to speak and the conclusion is <3 what a weird little family <3 and not she should#escape and kill them and/or make them grapple with the fact they are at fault for this potential ecological disaster let loose on the world#there’s also weird colonialist lines scattered throughout that don’t feel super interrogated…
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gloryfore · 1 year
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Driving into the mist.
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creativegenius22 · 4 months
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On the eighth day of drawings, my true love gave to me…
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A Cozy Sleigh Ride!
Thank you to @jokerislandgirl32 for this sweet suggestion! Zach decided to surprise Alessandra with a lovely sleigh ride through the park on a snowy winter night! They’re snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be!
Loved figuring out this sweet pose for the cute couple! The sleigh ride idea is so adorable and I love it! Remember to keep commenting your Christmas prompt suggestions on this post!
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piratespencil · 3 months
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How is Sam gonna make FCG in BG3…. There’s no way you can make robits in that character builder right…..?
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stinkrascal · 10 months
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texting everyone i know “you guys im getting a new cat today!!!” even though theyre all working right now bc im simply so excited
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