#weird nails

[mylifeinwindows]

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#frutiger aero #frutiger aero aesthetic #nails #frutiger aero nails #frutiger aero fashion #cool nails #weird nails

[d0penails]

#weird nails #dope nails #nail blog #nails #manicure #long nails #self care #@puttheminacoffin

[streetkittyclaws]

🌊wanted 2 practice 3D nail art so i made some kiewt tentacles using polygel🌊

((products used will be posted when i post pix of the full set 👀))

inspo: @kayagbayani on ig

#self taught #manicure #nail artist #nail art #3d nails #3d nail art #long nails #pretty nails #y2k #hand painted #sculpted #tentacles #tentacle #ocean #weird nails #matte nails #sculpted nail art #polygel #gel polish #gel nail art #gel nail artist #deco nails #nail charms #chunky nails #purple #pink #white #octopus #weird

[milfweirdal]

#i will be posting the spinning trent seperately as well of course #weird al #gif #mygif #motion sickness tw #nine inch nails #weird al shitposting #ninposting

[verflares]

more weird zinks because im insatiable lately. tentatively titled "damn girl yuor some kind of wretched beast"

silly bonus doodle:

#zelda #light dragon #zelink #totk #totk spoilers #loz #loz fanart #zelda totk #for the record. i dont actually think she gets That Weird post-draconification. like i think she keeps sharp nails + teeth but thats it #BUT. i do like to think her eyes get Weird when she uses her powers and it absolutely scares the shit out of link everytime <3 #shes fine though. dont worry #i love doing this desat palette with her and light dragon stuff i might be a little obsessed. sorry (it will happen again) #my art

[lazycranberrydoodles]

i do not remember the plot of scum villain because i read it in 2020 and it feels like a fever dream now so my characterization is entirely based off of the fanon on my dash.

hualian are my favorite but i do feel that bingqiu deserve the win. tgcf is VERY yuri, but svsss has gender as a main theme and both characters keep getting compared to maidens. overall there are more explicit references to women regarding bingqiu.

#this is the first time ive ever scumposted yayyy #theyre also more toxic and weird and reserved about each other. in a good way. #to anybody else hualian is insane but compared to bingqiu its an honest and straightforward relationship #both have complex facades built off of society and trope expectations but hualian drop theirs immediately #and to this day sqq and lbh are still fighting tooth and nail #in my experience yuri can be. a horrible spiderweb of expectations and assumptions and not wanting to make assumptions #hualian have the plausible deniability right up until the end (their romance is literally SO lesbian coded) but . after like 15 minutes #they can tell when the other person is lying #and honesty is less yuri than whatever bingqiu is going through at all times #tgcf #svsss #my art #i guess lmao #art #hualian #bingqiu #guy yuri poll #mspaint #ms paint #cringetober 2023 #cringetober #lmao

[catcze]

Wriothesley can hear your loud stomps from a mile away as you furiously speed-walk to his office door like a bloodhound trailing a scent. Even if not for that, the way that you bang your fist on the door is enough to grab his attention.

"WRIOTHESLEY." Comes booming in from the other side of the door. It's thick wood. He wonders how deaf he would have gone if the door hadn't protected him. The door (the thick, supposedly impenetrable door) rattles on its hinges like a screen in a hurricane when you try to kick it again. "DID YOU EAT MY DONUTS."

It's not even an accusation at that point. It's practically a declaration of war.

"WRIOTHESLEY!" You yell so loudly a group of guards turning the corner down the hall scramble back the way they came. "Open up, jackass!"

Wriothesley, knowing he cannot escape the consequences of his actions, merely settles deeper into his chair as he drinks his tea. His last meal. Drink. Similar thing.

The door keeps rattling as you yell profanities at him, until one of his traitorous guards approaches you hesitantly, saying not a single word but offering up the spare key to his office with shaky hands, head low and aggressively avoiding eye contact.

"Oh!" you say, demeanor switching immediately, losing the intimidating glint in your eye as you gingerly take the key. You smile kindly. "Thank you very much!"

Then you turn back to the door, the threat of violence in your eye as you wield the key like a weapon of war, inserting it into the keyhole and twisting it with a dark finality. The guard wonders if they should fear for their superior's wellbeing.

Wriothesley looks up from his newspaper as you close the door ominously behind you, somehow maintaining a blasé facadé even while staring down certain death.

"Well?" you prompt him, eye twitching like a stressed villain from a kid's cartoon show. You round on him in an instant, too quick for him to escape. Somehow, he keeps up his poker face. "Care to explain where my donuts went, Duke of Meropide?"

"I didn't eat them," He deadpans, staring you right in the eye. He pointedly does not acknowledge the white powdered sugar on his face.

"There's white powdered sugar on your face."

"Ah. So there is."

Another cartoony villain eye twitch. "Want to try that again?"

"...I love you?"

"And I love you. Last chance, though."

And he folds like a lawn chair. Wriothesley knows this is a fight he can't win. Even Neuvillette would tell him it's best to just kick the bucket and plead guilty at this point. He sighs breaking eye contact first like a wolf with its tail between its legs.

"Okay, I'll buy you another dozen of them."

You cross your arms, staring at him. He sighs.

"Another two dozen."

You soften just the slightest bit, coming close to perch on his lap and lean into his space. Instinctively, his arms come to wrap around your middle, pulling you against him.

"And?"

Wriothesley leans forward too, enough for your foreheads to touch. You can feel the breath of his sigh against your lips.

"And you have my sincerest apologies for taking your things. In my defense, I thought they were mine at first.”

“Apology accepted,” you say, satisfied, and peck him quickly on the lips. Before it can turn into anything else though, you’re springing up from his lap. Ignoring the disappointed furrow in his brow and the way his arms have still not moved from their position holding you earlier, you take his hand and pull him up from his chair with such startling enthusiasm and surprising strength that it has him stumbling for a second. You pull him towards the door regardless.

“C’mon, you’re making good on that apology right now, Wrio! Hope you finished your work!”

And no, technically he hasn’t finished his work. But he already knows that you’ve got him wrapped around your finger, and that pushing that work to tomorrow wouldn’t hurt. Probably. Whatever— it’d be worth it.

So he just sighs and gives the palm resting in his a squeeze and let’s himself be pulled along. You squeeze back.

“As long as you let me have a few. Those were pretty good.”

#Wriothesley x reader #Genshin Impact x reader #Wriothesley #Genshin Impact #Cw GN reader #「 🐈‍⬛ 」 catcze.desserts #probably terribly ooc BUT ITS CUTE so get offa me #if the pacing is weird it’s bc I wrote it on mobile bc nails make typing so HARD

[vampryn]

trent reznor for spin magazine in 1997 photos by Andrea Giacobbe

#these are the only photos in the set that arent hard to look at bc they edited the shit out of his nose #who is he without his weird blompy nose #not my dad #trent reznor #nine inch nails #1997 #spin magazine #hes got great hands #nin

[bleh1bleh2]

"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

#and then later #keith: i nailed the comforting thing!!!! #lance: you guys will never believe what just happened #voltron #klance #keiths belt pouches #also are these in the same timeline or different ones? you decide #personally think its kinda funny if keith just has. a weird assortment of earth snacks #and keeps it a secret from everyone until the time is Right #but also having literally no clue what he has in the pouches and seeing him hold out gummy worms (months into space) is so fucking funny #another mystery: does lance eat the worms?? #(yes he does. they all try a gummy worm. the question is if theyre still good) #my art #edit: i tried adding an ID but let me know if its weird and ill fix it

[sandrathachao]

I'm surprised I haven't drawn Spinel more, everything about her character just clicks so well with what i like (toony, weird arms, PINK, an angsty goof). Drift away is one of my favorite SU songs as well, gosh she breaks my heart. ; ;

#steven universe #spinel #su spinel #my art #traditional art #i even discovered i really reaaallly like her swedish voice! the swedish dub is a little weird sometimes but they NAILED spin's voice actor

[streetkittyclaws]

🐊blooming gel w/ white gel polish + polygel water droplets for accent nail🐊

((soft gel full cover tips + all gels used -except for the blooming gel- was from the Born Pretty dusty rose collection))

#self taught #manicure #cute nails #nail art #pretty nails #nails #deco nails #glitter #blooming gel #crocodile nails #nail inspo #white nails #ethereal nails #weird nails #almond nails #gel nails #soft gel nails #born pretty gel polish #gel manicure #polygel #hybrid gel #water droplets

[oddthesungod]

blue and green 💙💚

#critical role #critical role fanart #dashrym #orym of the air ashari #dorian storm #ashton greymoore #critical doodles #suggestive #i suppose #ashton honey you need to freshen up ur nail polish #also is it weird to feel self-conscious about posting too much art??? #during the week i'll tinker with various drawings inbetween work #and then come the weekend i'll just have a bunch of em that just need a couple finishing touches #and then i'll have a ton of shit to post #but also be like 'odd stop youre gonna spam ppl' #and it makes me feel self-conscious #I DONT KNOW MAN #anyway........ hey how you doing #seen any cool birds lately?

[trickstarbrave]

okay i THINK its done. i wanted to do smth different with the clouds but i just. i don't like them. so

i think this came out a lot better than the first time i remade this painting. and i rly liked the first time i did it too ngl. i feel like ive learned a lot. not to mention it's nerevar and i love nerevar so

also obligatory eye close up of my man crying

as for a story of this piece, i imagine it's when the hortator was told he had to fight and potentially kill his closest friend and advisor, voryn dagoth

#indoril nerevar #nerevar #morrowind #tesblr #trans nerevar. as always. #i would do UNSPEAKABLE things to his body. ngl #spare coochie mr hortator???? #okay i apologize for that tag #i did his nails do u guys like it #rly enjoying nerevar crying a little too much tho i think #idk its just cute when very strong guys cry. is this a weird thing to have

[juanasunfall-blog]

Always rooting for the Anti-Hero  ~ Happy Birthday, Professor Snape

~

A new phoenix-themed robe design for AU postwar/headmaster Snape. After the snake theme, the phoenix theme is my favorite one to include into any robes I draw for him. I think it’s kinda fitting, like one big „f*** you“ directed at the ones who made his life miserable, including the late Dumbledore; 

„See this? You were the one with the pet-phoenix, but I’m the one who survived your bullshit-schemes, got your job, my freedom, and the trust and gratitude of the boy you deceived and raised to die.“

Ah yes. The power of fanfiction. 

Fun fact: The robe is inspired by a dress Taylor Swift wore for the Reputation stadium tour.  

AND I FINALLY DREW HIM WITH DA BLACK NAILPOLISH. 

#severus snape #fanart #fanfiction #altered universe #snape lives #9thjanuary #happy birthday to our favourite dungeon bat #i cant believe i saw a Taylor Swift dress and made it into a robe for Snape #obsession crossover is getting weird #but isn't our boi stunning #harry would agree #snarry au #headmaster snape #black nail polish sneep

[littlepawz]

aww, I love that weird kitty

#fail in drawing #weird cats #nailed it! #draw a cat #cute cartoons #jokes #humour #funny

[sindevilslit]

Genji because I am depraved

#also zen and Genji cats #i lost a nail during this I deserve to cope by drawing them as cats #if I had a nickel for every time I’ve lost a fingernail #I would have 3 nickels so far #which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened three times #YOU CAN DELETE THOSE TAGS lol #my art #overwatch #overwatch 2 #genji shimada #zenyatta #tekhartha zenyatta #genyatta #a lil bit