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maculategiraffe · 1 year
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me on my third beer at a social gathering, with the wikipedia page for horses pulled up on my phone: you guys aren't LISTENING. their legs aren't legs at all!!! they're fingers!!! their hooves are FINGERNAILS. they have these giant bulbous bodies and they run around on their long skinny fingers with only their fingernails touching the ground why is everybody just OKAY with this
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anniilaugh · 4 months
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One fateful night we brainstormed about One Piece (very zosan) Arcane au with @bidisastersanji (bless your beautiful mind) and ended up hallucinating about badass dyke Vi!Zoro with hextech energy swords 👀
(EDIT) Added the au link above!
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xiaq · 5 months
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Texts with my partner who is currently in Taiwan. This is the longest we’ve been apart in over two years and I’m handling it with stoicism and grace, clearly.
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airasora · 18 days
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So.
I watched Shen Yun tonight.
I thought it was just traditional Chinese dancing.
I was wrong.
Didn't think I'd be called a cancerous tumor today.
Mom and I have decided to repress the memory after we looked it up online and found out it's a goddamn cult.
The lesson learned today: Fucking look up stuff before you accidentally support anti-evolution propaganda cause you think you're just gonna see some pretty dancing 💃
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posteremerson · 22 days
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bolithesenate · 4 months
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thinking about my Creation
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Oh god there free
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charbeess · 2 days
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if you’d told me months back that i’d be here talking about a RUSSIAN nadakhan, WITH made fanart, i would have not believed you.
lila…. what have we DONE.
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impishtubist · 7 months
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Unbeknownst to each other, Lynx and I were writing sad damp Crowmus at the same time tonight. So, this is dedicated to the darling @lynxindisguise (and I added a line in a nod to your little ficlet lol)
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“I’m sorry,” Remus chokes out, wiping his eyes.
“‘s fine.” Crowley hands him another tissue. “My fault, really. Should’ve known better.”
“You should have known that whispering, ‘How’s that feel, Princess?’ when you’re balls-deep inside me would make me burst into tears?”
“Well, I can read minds, you know,” Crowley says. “Demon and all.”
Remus gives him a look, and Crowley hastily adds, “Not that I have. Or would. To you, I mean. But I could have, and then we could’ve avoided the whole, you know. Tears and snot thing.” 
A fresh wave of misery washes over Remus, and more tears stream down his cheeks. He must look a sight, face red and puffy from crying, sitting naked in Crowley’s bed with his dick at half mast. 
“We have got to find a safe pet name.” Crowley scoots closer and takes Remus into his arms. “I can’t say--you know, the A word, without turning into a puddle, and the P word makes you get all weepy.” 
Crowley had also tried darling on him once after a full moon, and that was similarly disastrous. 
“Sweetheart?” Remus tries. 
“Sweetheart,” Crowley says softly, and something flutters behind Remus’s breastbone. He doesn’t burst into tears again; neither does Crowley. “Yeah, I think that works. Sweetheart.” 
Remus sighs, sinking further into Crowley’s embrace. “I really miss him.” 
“Yeah,” Crowley says, and Remus knows he’s thinking of his Angel. “So do I.”
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transingthoseformers · 7 months
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Tarn and Prowl being Sparkmates means neither set of Ride or Dies can just thrash the offending partner. The DJD has it worse than the Structies in that regard since Prowl is a gestalt member. Hurting the Constructicons means hurting Prowl which means hurting Tarn. Which Tarn does not apreciate.
There is definitely a rotating group of mechs that folow Prowl around to catch him if he glitches.
Prowl and Tarn once they hit the nesting phase really start driving everyone bananas especially Prowl. Everything is being made Sparkling safe. Everything. The Constructicons and the DJD have to do massive renovations and expansions to their base and ship. Tarn orders all tables bolted to the floor out of spite for having to hide his collections in a biolocked storage room. Apparently the First Editions "Weren't sparkling appropriate decor." The Constructicons are very sympathetic. They miss being able to encorperate corpses and even living mechs into the archertecture.
Dumb Thought:
Praxians are Seekerkin, right? Seekers trine. What if Pharma is the third and final fail-husband? It's finally been long enough that the connection to his Ex-Conjux has faded enough for his writing to appear. Or having both in the same place overcame the inertia of his broken connection to Ratchet.
He's flying out to check out what the ruckes is, or Tarn sent him a ping to deliver the T-cogs. He lands looks at the two cariers arguing with the each other over architectural features as Helix and Tess are atempting to mediate. Well Tess is atempting to mediate, Helix is being a snarky advocate for Unicron and space heater so the carrying mechs dont get too cold. The Constructicons are just going, we can make this happen to every seguestion.
Pharma, to shocked to self censor, screeches "Prowl what are you doing here?! What fresh hell is this Tarn?!" Then he feels two sets of writing apear on his arm one after the other. "Oh, my Pharma, I don't have to give you up after all!" Folowed by, "Pharma of Vos what exactly is your relationship with the DJD?!" Pharma falls to his knees and screams in dispair. The two mech he hates most in the universe are his sparkmates. Scavenger pats Pharma on the shoulder, "Don't worry, you get used to it."
Oh yes the Ride or Dies
Right yep yep! The Constructicons have (somewhat) of a literal connection to Tarn through Prowl
They will and it will drive Prowl up the wall
sdfg ohh. Why do I get the vibe these renovations and expansions are driving them nuts?
I had not even considered the idea of them also being petty towards each other with them, because of course they are. Tarn, something tells me that even if the tables/desks are bolted down Prowl's habit of flipping them will remain (and if it doesn't hey you've found a solution for less furniture repairs)
The DJD and Constructicons can bond over their Ride or Dies being menaces while carrying
Oh no
Oh no
Pharma
Oh no
You'd think that Nickel banned Tarn from having anymore T-cog replacements while carrying tbh
Pharma I am so sorry babygirl but welcome to the chaos
Tesarus and Helex are trying but Helex is a menace and busy being a menace. We've already designated Prowl and Tarn menaces.
Why did I imagine Pharma just carrying a bunch of t-cogs in a energon stained cardboard box? That's probably not what's going on but it is a hilarious image.
of course structies of course.
Oh Pharma, sweetheart, babygirl. Welcome to the failhusbands, both of your sparkmates got each other sparked up and you are stuck with them now. I get the vibe that Pharma and Prowl would have so many interesting interactions, ohh.
I Am Still Trying To Ascertain when in the timeline this is so that we know what version of Pharma we're getting and when all of this is going down
Scavenger that is not helping him
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cipheress-to-k-pop · 1 year
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Love, I was so happy to get a response from you about the ask I had sent in. I was hoping you would like it! Now I can send in the first of my ideas.... which also has to do with a musical...
So YJR is paired with Jason and we all know the tragedy that is Jason Peter Todds life. But I was thinking what if Jason coming back wasn’t just the Lazarus Pit? What is YJR had something to do with it? What if she just started casting spells desperately trying to save the one person who has supported her more than anyone else?
There’s a song from Wicked called No Good Deed where Elphaba finally turns into the Wicked Witch of the West. The love of her life (that she doesn’t get much time with) is pulled away to be killed and she grabs her spell book and started casting spells. One of the lines is “what good is this chanting, I don’t even even know what I’m reading, I don’t even know what trick I ought to try.” As the amazing ballad plays she finally can’t handle what has happened and stops trying to be good. It is the definition of “if you want a monster I will give you a monster”. That part is not the part I’m focusing on though it’s the spell casting part.
Without revealing too much of the plot to Wicked Elphaba does something with the spells she is able to keep him alive but not the same. In the show he shifts physically but what if Jason shifts into something else (Red Hood). Yes YJR kept Jason alive but he is not right, something went wrong along the way.
Also Monster from Frozen just describes the transition from part 2 to part 3 of WHWD. Actually I can name multiple songs from musicals that fit different themes from WHWD.
Get ready for more of my ideas Love.
okay firstly, I'm so so sorry it took me so long to respond to this, really honey. Please keep sending me ideas<3
I heard the song and even tho that wasn't the part you wanted me to focus on, the ending was just sooooo good omg where Elphaba promises not to do a good deed again since she couldn't save him. Loved loved loved it.
I totally see what you're trying to say, like YJR just sees the news report of Jason's death and it feels like she's gone into a haze. She doesn't even know what's going on anymore. All she knows is that for a second everything went white and words were slipping from her lips.
Like she can't even comprehend what she's saying, she doesn't know what spells she's casting. She's calling onto that charm that she placed on the necklace that Jason always wore. Healing charms, shielding spells, protection charms, random curses hurtled at his killer. But everything is so hazy, everything is so confusing that they all just mix together and blur out the lines.
They're simultaneously breaking his soul but keeping it tethered to the Earth but she doesn't know it.
She honestly just thinks it's not working, that her magic isn't strong enough, that she can't save him but all her tries to do something melded into something that ended up hurting him more than death ever could without her even knowing it.
He trains under the League of Shadows for a while, his broken soul a shadow of who he really was.
And then a couple years later, when YJR has finally pulled herself together enough to pretend that she's gotten over him, Red Hood makes an appearance.
And she feels it.
The charm she placed on the necklace he still has.
She feels him.
But he's not the same.
He's not the Jason she knows.
He's rough and angry and red.
And when she finds out that it's her magic that's splitting apart his soul like water threatening to break apart an already cracked vase, it feels like her heart is cracking all over again.
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bleramind · 24 days
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content warning: blera content
sound on.
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Honestly I’m fucking overstimulated by all this dnp I JUST realized we’re still getting daily uploads for another two weeks please release me from this hell
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chronicallydragons · 8 months
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Whatever you do, do not get into the habit of just looking at the shelter website, just for funsies. Because you might fall in love and you might end up thinking about the same cat for three weeks and checking the shelter page everyday until you finally just go up to the shelter to meet them and next thing you know, you’re putting down a deposit to reserve a cat for when he’s ready to go home in two weeks
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He’s currently named Lamb, but we’ve got a couple other ideas that we’re experimenting with while we wait to bring him home!
Yes, this will be our third cat. Yes we still have two bunnies and a bearded dragon too. And yes, we are prepared for the flame point siamese screams 😭
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secrettyrant · 5 months
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closed starter, the castle nov 7th beau and rory @rviner
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Beau doesn't consider himself obsessive. He considers himself to be a thinker and thoughtful. And there's one person that he knows can relate to that. Rory. It might have been a day two of the storm and of course, that's a point of concern, but it's also day two of Beau obsessing thinking about how he sways. "Ror, I need to ask you something and you're honest." he announces as soon as he approaches her, paying no mind to the fact her nose is buried in a book. "Do I sway weird?" immediately, Beau demonstrates. Swaying side to side for a brief moment and maintaining a very intense stare to the other wolf as if he's thinking about each movement. "That's just...that's just swaying, right?"
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nine-of-diamonds · 1 month
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me to melon at 3pm today: we're pretty far off from doing any major plotting for [CLASSIFIED PROJECT]
me to melon at 11pm today: so we just finished plotting [CLASSIFIED PROJECT]
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