#what the fuck even is that kaomoji

[hyuckieslove]

thinking about tenalice (•ؔ ༎ຶළॆؔ ༎ຶ)

#what the fuck even is that kaomoji #rin.txt

[jenosbigtoe]

thinking about a fwb!jisung but he desperately wants to make you his so he goes the extra mile to show u how much he really wants you ☹️

mdni. nsfw 18+

pairing: fwb!park jisung x reader

warnings: jisung uses kaomojis bc i said so, simp ji, riding, unprotected sex

when jisung wants you, oh my god he would never leave you alone. ever since you had started this arrangement with him, he constantly clung on to you like a little koala bear because he just likes you so much </33 and you’ve finally given him a chance to prove himself to you so duh he’s gotta show you how boyfriend material he can be.

jisungie <3: y/n

jisungie <3: y/n

jisungie <3: y/n i have something to show you ˙ᵕ˙

you: what is it ji

jisungie <3: join my minecraft server :p

you join his private world to see a single giant square floating in an empty field with the words “IF UR READING THIS UR PRETTY AND DESEVE GOOD HEAD” in pixel art form.

you: you spelled deserve wrong ☠️☠️

jisungie <3: …

jisungie <3: o fuck u rite

jisungie <3: that took me hours :((

jisungie <3: …do you still like it tho (◕‿◕✿)

jisungie <3: made it just for my pretty girl <333

you: who else did you send this to then🧐

jisungie <3:

you: jk coming over rn

jisungie <3: (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ* yayyyy

“fuckkk, ji you’re so big,” you gasped out as your tight cunt struggled to fit even the tip inside.

he grabbed your hips to slowly guide you deeper on his long shaft, cooing soft praises and words of reassurance. “baby, you’re doing so good. take as much time as you need, sweetheart.”

when you finally sunk down to the base, you pause and relish the feeling of his fat cock stretch your dripping pussy so good. he was just so big and so long, you swear you could feel him in your guts. you wrapped your legs around his waist to pull him even closer to your body and hooked your arms around his neck for support.

he gave you a sweet kiss and ground his hips deeply against yours. the hot friction left both of you breathless and groaning. you started to bounce up and down on his cock at a relentless pace, pussy leaking and creaming all over his length.

“oh god, ji!” you cried out before leaning down to give him another kiss. the kiss was hot and heavy, you wanted more and more of him. you were breathless from the feeling of his hot cock rubbing up deep inside you.

he let out hot pants against your lips. “yes, keep going sweetheart. fuck, doing so good. your pussy was made for my cock,” his deep voice rumbled through your body and down into your core.

you whined and started alternating between gyrating your hips around his cock and bouncing up and down on it. he loved it—evidenced by his deep groans and shallow pants. then he started to thrust hard up into you as you continued to bounce on his cock, going so deep he was kissing your cervix. his grip on your hips was relentless, and he pushed you further down on his cock to bottom out each time. your pussy started to leak and drip arousal down his shaft and onto his balls, lewd sounds of sex filling the room.

“need your cock in me forever, jisungie,” you moaned breathlessly against his neck, too fucked out to even keep your head up.

he gave a particularly hard thrust up into your achy cunt at your words, causing you to inhale a sharply. “oh? i can do that for you, sweetheart. if you just let me be your boyfriend <3”

#nct dream smut #nct smut #nct dream x reader #nct dream #nct x reader #jisung x reader #park jisung smut #jisung smut #park jisung x reader #park jisung #jisung

[kairiscorner]

teaching miguel internet slangs and kaomojis since he lives in the year 2099 they definitely dont use stuffs like “LOL” or “LMFAO”

OOOOOO yes. i feel like those words would be like old english to them idk 😭😭😭

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

helping him keep up with the times. – miguel o'hara x reader

you received a text from miguel, asking you where you were. you simply answered him, but with a little bit of necessary cuteness to your message; you couldn't send your text without a cute little kaomoji to express your emotions at the time, it was imperative you'd send one, and it should be cute, as cute as you!

you couldn't help but chuckle at how funny this interaction between you two seemed, he didn't understand the slang in your time and was constantly clueless when you used it around him. hell, even jess and peter b understood better than this man; he was helpless in this department, and you know you shouldn't, but poking fun at him for not understanding or doing research on the slang of your time was your way of having fun.

you couldn't believe him right now, 'ok' was all he could say? for shame. you texted him back immediately, your thumbs going a mile a minute as you told him you're showing him literally the cutest fucking thing in existence, to reply a mere 'ok' is a crime.

"he can't be serious right now," you muttered to yourself in both exasperation and in between fits of laughter seeing him be so clueless, does he seriously think that kaomoji is a creature called 'idek'? wow... okay...

you smiled at the kaomoji he sent, it truly was adorable, that must've been why he sent it to you. you decided to return the favor and send him a kaomoji that reminded you of him, and you decided it would have to be as cree– you mean, as cool as him.

you were certain he was going to ask you what 'fr' meant, but at least he's trying to understand. it was cute seeing him fumble and be confused over the slang and kaomojis you and the rest of the spider society used when texting, but it warmed your heart knowing he (though reluctantly) agreed to use them for you.

tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @fiannee @luvstarrstruck @popeheywardssecretgf @meeom @arachnoia @melovetitties @ophanimgold

#miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x you #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara x y/n #miguel o'hara fanfiction #spiderman 2099 #atsv miguel #atsv #atsv x reader #atsv x you #atsv x y/n #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse fluff #miguel o'hara fluff

[rayshippouuchiha]

Hi Ray!!! This is kinda out of nowhere, but I wanted to share something and figure you'd be able to get it to more people than I would.

So I have a trick(? Hack? Tip? Idk), to help people who don't like/get nervous about/ have trouble writing comments.

Use kaomojis.

(If you don't know what kaomojis are, their these things->[ ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡ ,(×_×), (≧ω≦), (✯◡✯), (◕‿◕) ])

And you don't need to type them out. You can find websites that let you copy and paste them. (I use Kaomojihub)

I just have the website pulled up in a tab whenever I'm reading. so I can just copy and paste one instead of trying to write out stuff when I'm on mobile, or for days where words just don't want to work, or just whatever issues are going on about writing out a comment.

It's not much, but it still lets me give some feedback and/or encouragement to the writer, even when I'm having my own issues.

fuck yes

#RayRambles #fandom #ao3

[dabisbratz]

Not tryna be mean but why u talk like a child when replying to asks

m’ dunno what child uses the words ‘ fuck ’ n ‘ shit ’ n ‘ cock ’ . n s’ kinda weird t’say that on an 18+, nsfw blog. . cuz why would i wanna remind anyone f’a child? in da same sentences m’respondin in m’ probably talkin abt bein railed or ridin a characters reallyreallyreallyreallyreally big dick. i jus type the way i do. n most f’the time, f’you gotta use ‘ but ’ after a preface, s’exactly that. .

msorry if i sound defensive . . used t’ get veryveryvery nasty n mean messages cuz of the way i talk, not even related t’the way i talk— was jus a loophole t’shit on m’works n race n sexuality i guess. so mgonna defend it, even f’you aren’t tryin tbe mean, s’not fair when someone’s even jus a lil bit different . a lil whimsical or uses cute!! cute cute !! lil bunny n lamb n sheep kaomojis ( ໒꒰ྀི ˶ .  ̯ . ꒱ྀི১ ) people think they suddenly have a reason t’jus. . be mean spirited. s’my personality. . n s’fun, i jus type the way i think. . i dunno ! mjus bein myself . msorry again f’this comes off like myellin at you or somethin !! not at all !! thanks for talkin da time t’send an ask <3 c:

#𐂯 ! ⊹ 𝓉𝑜𝓎𝒷𝑜𝓍 — ᵎᵎ ₊˚

[heartfullofleeches]

Heyo, waited a bit to see if you got my last ask I guess tumblr ate it oh well. Or maybe you went to sleep lol

I'm glad you're doing better, mental health is a battle. Glad you're getting some weed tmmr we all got ways to destress.

Hectic few days, got into a car accident nothing too bad just some bruises on my left uh tit? (Gender neutral is chest but that's boring) And today some lady who owns this vegan Cafe I went to for the first time tried to make me join her cult. Which sucks since her samosas were Hella good. Uhh and I also ran out of anxiety meds.

I volunteer as tribute for a kind and loving partner to Adonis, I promise to cuddle and kiss him after he drinks my piss!

Should I continue using emojis 🥳 or should I switch to kaomojis ୧⍤⃝💐

-Adonis piss anon

I'll have the house to myself tomorrow too which'll be chill. My mental health is all over the place but writing keeps me stable - even then I need a break every one in a while. Onto more important things, are you good??? I've been in a minor car accident before myself and while not being hurt badly I still get anxious at times on the road. I'd like to hear more about this cult stuff cuz what the fuck but I understand if you don't feel like explaining

Adonis would die a happy butterfly if he had a darling that treated him good and let him drink their piss

You can use whichever you prefer, but I kinda like the vibe of the one holding the flowers more

#Adonis piss anon #Devil answers

[hanakihan]

okay SL canon but Jin-Chul actually died 10 years ago and got a system of his own ever since

he thinks that’s some classy isekai shit (not even realizing it’s literally him dying and being brought back in same world and timeline)

and apparently his system is pretty much an annoying little shit that always makes puns and just loves to use kaomoji and is useless most of the time aside from social interactions

because apparently it allows him to kinda collect a small dossier on people, see their feelings towards him and even detect if someone’s lying to him and yes system keeps track of important dialogue branches.

and in this exact field this thing is extremely helpful for some reason but he’s not questioning it since it makes his job slightly easier.

and then Jin-Woo appears on scene and for some reason his exact UI involves whole different parameters that have something to do with relationship build up???

『Protagonist, prepare yourself! Here comes your main love interest! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ』

and Jin-Chul is like ‘excuse me what the fuck???’ and then ‘don’t tell me you’re from those some weird otome games???’

『Not otome, but! I’m here to provide you with best experience! And that’s why this system dedicates itself to help Protagonist to get the Main Character! You can call it ‘Boyfriend Rising Project’ ٩( ᐛ )و』

Jin-Chul thinks that he got stuck with weird Tamagotchi or those Princess Rising games system. He’s reluctant but then learns that higher affection points mean more stats boost and overall better mental state and mood for Jin-Woo and yes it’s a fucking tamagotchi.

So from reluctance it turns into necessity because Jin-Woo needs all the help (and good mood, god he needs that good mood to be sane) and next thing he knows system is cheering on him when he rises affection stats and then he just sits at work and has that weird realization that he actually married Jin-Woo???

Jin-Woo being perfect attentive husband and Jin-Chul just wondering how the fuck he ended up in this stage of his life.

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #sung jin woo #it’s last working day before vacation and my brain is fried #it’s just funny like there’s Jin-Woo’s system building him into eldrich horror #and then there’s Jin-Chul’s that literally plays and feels like Princess Rising Project games #aka where you plan entrusted princess’ day to rise her stats and make sure she’s happy and alive #especially alive #jin chul’s system is an absolute little shit #unhelpful most of the times but still working #wow sounds like my daily life

[rayan12sworld]

🧡we'll get him falling for a stranger (or a catfish)

By:sweetlolixo

Summary:

Lan Wangji: Yingying?

Lan Wangji: Are you busy with class?

Lan Wangji: Won’t disturb you if that’s the case.

Lan Wangji: (´• ω •`)

Wei Ying wants to cry.

What jock uses kaomojis? Ever?

Or, Wei Ying is hired by a client to catfish Lan Wangji online, as a hot girl, for revenge. Except, Lan Wangji is not the playboy jock he expected...

Chapter:6/6

Words:38,279

Status:completed

..

Hold up. Hold the fuck up. The same silver cat eyes stare up to him from his computer screen, in the same manner that they did just minutes before. Lan Xichen’s heart falters, at the horrifying realisation. He tries to convince himself it’s not true; that it’s all just a huge fat coincidence, because how rare can silver-grey eyes be, or even names that contain the word ‘Ying’? There’s no way Lan Zhan wouldn’t be able to tell, if it was really the same person. There’s no way. His younger brother isn’t such a fool! He may be naive, and sweet, and oh so innocent, but he excels so well academically, and tops his class regularly for a reason— Lan Xichen opens up another photo of Yingying’s, sees her crack open a deliberately flirtatious smile in the same red halter top he’d just seen Wei Wuxian wearing in one of his clubbing photos, and his thoughts come to a screeching halt. Yeah, Lan Xichen thinks to himself. Nevermind.

Lan Xichen: Guyssss, urgent help needed again (╥﹏╥) Lan Xichen: Remember how I suspected my brother was being catfished? I think the culprit is a friend of his. A classmate. Lan Xichen: [2 images attached] Lan Xichen: Do they look like the same person to you????? Nie Mingjue: no Lan Xichen: Mingjue-ge!!!!! Really??? Lan Xichen: Was I just overthinking things??? Lan Xichen: Maybe there’s hope for Wangji, after all! ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶ Nie Mingjue: i was juts jokng. itz 100% the ssame pesrson. sorry 4 ur loss Lan Xichen: Da ge………… Meng Yao: LOLOLOL Meng Yao: can’t believe this is what greets me after murder—i mean karate class. Meng Yao: anyway er ge I always wanted to ask, was lan wangji ever dropped on his head as a baby????? Lan Xichen: A-YAO (ಥ﹏ಥ) Lan Xichen: I know you were joking, but Uncle Qiren was careless with Wangji as a baby once, and… TT Meng Yao: that must be it. 😇

~~~🤣🤣🤣

We broke up,” Lan Zhan says, coolly. Lan Xichen’s eyes bulge open wide. “What.” He hadn’t been expecting that. And what’s with the indifferent look on Wangji’s face? After so many weeks of Yingying this, Yingying that? Even almost crucifying his own older brother for speaking ill of Yingying? “Yes,” Lan Zhan continues, rather casually. “I think I have a boyfriend now.” Lan Xichen almost falls out of the chair. “You—think—” he sputters out, unable to come to terms with it all. How did Lan Zhan go from having an online friend to an online girlfriend to a university friend and now—to a boyfriend, all in a matter of weeks?! Did all of this happen simply because he’d pressed Lan Zhan to get a friend? Oh, Wangji… Despite never showing it, he always tries so hard to impress his brother, always does so much just so Lan Xichen will not over-worry about him. Except he’s just done the exact opposite. “A boyfriend,” Lan Xichen chokes out. He’d thought he’d received confirmation that Lan Zhan was heterosexual just last week, but okay. Guess Lan Zhan’s into men, too. That’s totally fine. He just wishes Lan Zhan was more delicate in announcing these things, and not giving him heart attacks each time he does so. “Wangji, you, um… moved on that fast? You like someone else now?” Lan Zhan pauses to contemplate it for a moment. “Hm. I guess so.” “Wangji!” Lan Xichen gasps out. Dear lord, his brother’s well on his way to becoming a player. “This is… a real life boyfriend, yes? Not an online one?” “Yes,” Lan Zhan says, proudly. “Brother, I will take him home to meet you sometime. After he knows he’s my boyfriend, first.” Hold up. “He… he doesn’t know yet that he’s your boyfriend?” Tears are welling up in Lan Xichen’s eyes for real. “But to you, he already is?” “Yes,” Lan Zhan squints. “Is there a problem.” “No,” Lan Xichen wheezes. It’s just as Meng Yao says. “Wangji, are you free next Tuesday to attend a doctor’s appointment...?”

~~

Jiang Cheng wakes up in cold sweat at four in the morning, yelling incoherently about some panty thief. I saw a man raiding my brother’s bag of panties and I let him get away? On my watch?! He’s had plenty of time to think about the way he’d mismanaged The Incident, and he’s filled with much regret. He could have done so much more, to protect Wei Ying’s sacred property, but he didn’t! He’d turned a blind eye, just because he’d been too mentally scarred by the sight, and hadn’t known what to do about it on the spot. But now—now, he knows better. He’s still a gentleman at heart, thank you very much. And the very knowledge that he’d failed to protect his brother, failed to protect Wei Ying, keeps him up at night. The next time he sees Wei Ying leaving the apartment, rambling on about some dinner date he has to get to, dressed in the shortest hoodie alive, Jiang Cheng is rushing to stop him. “Where do you think you’re going, dressed all up like that ?! Do you even know self-preservation at this point, Wei Wuxian!”

~~ there reaction 🤣🤣🤣

Yes…” Wei Ying frowns. He’s growing increasingly perplexed by Lan Zhan’s non-response to him wearing the exact same outfit as Yingying. What the hell? Does Wei Ying really need to spell it out to this man? Should he try asking again? “Um, Lan Zhan ah, did you notice anything else about my dressing today?” Lan Zhan tilts his head to the side, and takes another long look at Wei Ying. His face slowly loses colour. Okay, Wei Ying thinks. He’s finally got it now. He has to. He’s finally deduced that I am Yingying— “Your hair is done differently today,” Lan Zhan points out, smiling again. “It’s very cute. I’ve never seen that hairstyle on you before. It suits you.” Yeah, he’s a goner.

That's it,I was dying 🤣🤣🤣

#wangxian #wangxian recommendations #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #wangxian fanfic #ao3 recs #the untamed #mdzs fanfic rec #mdzs lwj #lwj #mdzs wwx #lwj x wwx #wwx #wwx fanart #lan xichen #we'll get him falling for a stranger (or a catfish)

[pinkprimrose05]

ARC-V Month Day 16: Actually, He Would Say That

Look, we all like our cast with their pros and their cons, but sometimes there's just something... missing, when you look at canon portrayal. Some more depth. Some trivial details and silly nitpicks, to add to their flair... which are exactly what today is all about. Show us your headcanons and most random thoughts!

Ah yes, headcanons: my favorite way to patch up the swiss cheese holes in any story ever, and the personal cherry on top I place whwn there are no holes to patch. For someone who claims to have a lot of them, I've shared a rather small amount of my headcanons so far... but that changes today!

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1- In a world where the counterparts stay separate, when all is said and done, the Lancers decide to keep in contact at Sawatari's suggestion -shocker, I know- and so they make a groupchat to talk about mundane life and things that strike their fancy. Said groupchat is... actually decently normal considering its members, but you still see flashes of the weirdest shit sometimes- like Dennis' massive collection of kaomojis, Reiji's 10-page long essays on why black coffee is overrated, Shun's inability to stand back and watch this nerdy fuck slander the superior coffee blend, Serena's copious cat stickers and reaction pics, Tsukikage's concerning stash of blackmail screenshots (99% of which is enabled by Sawatari, much to banana's mortfication), and Yuuya's oddly random, unprompted threats of homicide that he never fails to end with an innocent :D

2- Shuuzou has adopted all kids in the messy Akaba/Kurosaki/Hiiragi family tree, some metaphorically, most literally. He even got Himika to sign off custody of Reira, but left Reiji to his own devices because he just- doesn't know how to go about it with the guy. He's still invited to family & friend gatherings, however, and ends up getting called "son" no less than seven times in front of the whole family and the Sakakis. Legend has it that Reiji is still looking for ways to disappear into the ground to this day. Don't get him wrong, he appreciates the sentiment, but everytime he hears the word he straight up bluescreens.

3- As little screentime as they get to actually appear and talk, the monster spirits are very much still willing to communicate with humans- with a few exceptions, of course. Some of the older spirits like the Magistus quartet and Agents have strong reservations toward making themselves known after the dimension split fiasco(s), but then there's little ones like the Wights and the Ghostricks, who just spontaneously spawn into the human world on Halloween (to the dismay of Maiami City's police department, which had to contend with 57 reports of vandalism and stolen candy and various small acts of mischief the first time it happened).

4- The reason behind the Performapals' synergy and eventual archetypal overlap with Odd-Eyes actually goes a few ways back to one of their shows as a wandering troupe. While preparing for departure, Hip Hippo stumbled upon a lone dragon roaming in the wild on their own, and told his companions about it. One hour in and lots of excitable discussion later, their troupe gained a special new member who would soon become their main attraction, and together they resolved to improve their talents, to put on the best show under their master's conduct.

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Admittedly... this is quite a bit shorter than I wanted it to be. There are still many headcanons I've yet to put into words, buuuut I'm afraid this submission is a tad late already, so I'll have to ever-so-subtly shove some of those into written works and post the rest on their own later (someday. sometime. eventually. for sure.)

Thanks for sticking around, anyway- here's a cookie for your trouble! 'Till next time ;D

#arcvmonth2023 #arcvmonth #yugioh #yugioh arc v #pink's works #pink's silly aus #long post

[04tenno]

i can't believe i got beaten to shishido teice for shame (sending the ask a clean six hours after you reblogged it from me)

i'll shake it up a little though: 6, 7, 12 and 23 for tsuruno and/or arakawa :]

IT'S OKAY HOMIE thank you very much for writing in and for introducing variety to my enclosure <3 I will answer for both because I cannot pick favorites even if you put a gun to my head <3

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Tsuruno: The way it doesn't come naturally to him to really make an effort to connect with with more than one person at a time to the detriment of his other relationships, no matter how he feels about the others or what his evaluation of his standing with them is. I struggle with that a lot...

Arakawa: Uhhhhh mommy issues <3 LMAO the scene with his mother in the dressing room had me Looking Away bro the depiction hit sooo close to home...

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

Tsuruno: I've really been enjoying the way Gaiden's introduced more people to Yamaguchi's work as an actor and how much fun everyone's been having with his other roles and incorporating stuff from them into their depictions of Tsuruno! I think Yamaguchi's super underrated (and unfortunately his talent doesn't fully come through as Tsuruno due to the motion capture being done by others), so it's been nice to see people come to appreciate him.

Arakawa: I feel like you kind of have to pay close attention to Arakawa and his journey to fully enjoy him as a character, so although he's not the most popular character out there, the stuff people do make for him is almost always on-point... delicious fucking food...

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Tsuruno: Complete and Utter Dog Person... I need one of Yamaguchi's dogs to make a cameo soooooo bad...

Arakawa: He's a Kaomoji User to me... probably doesn't use them as much as when he first discovered them but everyone's super thrown off getting texts or emails from him for the first time because of the gap moe...

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Tsuruno: You don't really get the full effect from this framing but I felt like SUCH a Victorian gentleman seeing an ankle during this scene it's not even funny... there's definitely other Tsuruno moments I love, but I think I'll love them more once I get to them in my sunglasses-less mod playthrough!

Arakawa: Literally my favorite picture period I don't caaaaaaare this is one of the sexiest shots in the franchise AND THE GAME AIN'T EVEN OUT YET

#asks #gaslightgatekeepgodot #yakuza like a dragon #like a dragon gaiden #like a dragon infinite wealth #like a dragon 8 #yuki tsuruno #masumi arakawa #i struggle to really say anything positive about tsuruno's portrayal in fanworks- #-that applies exclusively to him and not to his relationship with shishido #well. i struggle to say anything positive about tsuruno's portrayal in fanworks period LMAOOO #<- wrote a 1600 word essay on how i feel about the fanfics i've read so far (which is all of them) (they ruined my life) (neutral) #i really love all the depictions of tsuruno spoiling shishido and kind of teaching him how to be a person again #and his insecurity about why shishido would want Some Old Guy like him out of anyone and stuff... but this ain't about shishi #For Once. For Once This Ain't About Shishi #also sorry all my hcs are based on the actors or on other roles i don't have a creative bone in my body we know this #snap's redraw of that arakawa pic is my icon teehee...

[relax-and-read-on]

here's a fresh one for you: which primarchs use 😂 and which ones use xD ?

Besty I got an even better one for u

How would the primarch text

Alpharius Omegon: Meme. Cryptic af gifs and memes.

Roboute: "Hello. I hope this Message find you well. Concerning last week report-" [1/12]

Rogal: "yes" with no caps 3 days after you texted him if he needed milk

Vulkan: "HELLO HOW R UUUU ITS BEEN SO LOOOOOONG" and god damn does he text fast

Mortarion: he actually send random ass pictures. Mostly of dead things that he find around. Will sometime send a "🙂" or "made me think of you" with it. It's no a threat, he's just bad at making friend.

Angron: "fhdjdnehsisnebdb GUCKYOU" with blurry pictures. This is a threat.

Leman: "Bro" "Bro u haven't answer me." "Broooo". Will send 10 message in a minute and wait less than 4 for an answer.

Lion: Has lost his phone and is too prideful to admit it. Will pretend that he's ignoring everyone.

Magnus: " check what THIS BITCH been saying!!!" And then send a link to someone who may have been vague posting about him on twitter.

Jaghatai: "👍" send a thumbs up to everything. Including funeral invation.

Ferrus: "Babe can u pick up the milk? Love u <3" will LITERALLY always say love you at the end of every text to Fulgrim. He's also the only one he text.

Fulgrim: "omg besty he did W H A T. Spill the TEA 👀👀👀" can chat to 6 peps at the same time seamlessly

Horus: "hey u free 2night" followed by a fucking unsolicited dick pic

Sanguinius: " hi yes no im sorry please ignore my last text imma go hide in a ditch :)))))" a panic texter.

Corvus: " (҂ `з´ ) and then i said NO PICKLES (╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻" think kaomoji were peak human culture.

Konrad: Does not know how to text. Barely know how to write. Send vocal message. Most are treat or involve him chewing noisily.

Perturabo: "bitch 🖕" at 99% of the message he gets, or variation.

Lorgar: " Such a Blessed 🙏 Day ☀️Today ✨ Hope you Get 👏 Good Vibes 💯 Only!!!"

#warhammer 40k #warhammer #wh40k #primarch #primarch headcanon #konrad curze #roboute guilliman #perturabo #fulgrim #magnus the red #lorgar aurelian #corvus corax #sanguinius #horus lupercal #ferrus manus #alpharius omegon #lion el'johnson #vulkan #angron #leman russ #rogal dorn #mortarion #jaghatai khan

[savepc2023]

You asked for crumbs of my boyo, time for me to ask back. CAN WE GET SOME BACKSTORY OR FUN FACTS ON BRYNN? This odd pretty boy. I need to know him.

Also, for funsies. Which one of your PCs do you think would most likely end up in prison? Which one would most likely get kidnapped? Which one would most likely become a parent (becoming a parental figure works too)?

Most likely to end up in prison:

.. Angel😮‍💨 She mostly stays away from stealing people's stuff(unless they were trying to rape him, then they don't feel bad anymore and just steal everything they can), but he'd most likely go to prison because of.............drum roll pls............✨violence✨. Angel is a rather emotional character, unlike my other PCs. She sees something wrong being done and he will step in, and to a much higher degree.....beat the shit out of you.

They're lucky she hasn't gone to prison yet.

Most likely to get kidnapped:

Brynn. Now Angel's the one to get canonically kidnapped, but if we push that aside then Brynn. He's famous. Really famous. And really pretty, too. So here's the thing, his fame as a model outweighs his sex fame, but even the model photoshoots are mostly lewd so like.yeah. so for other folk in the town, it's like bumping into your favourite porn star in the streets or smth while rumours that they'll suck you off if you give them a 100 are drifting in the air.💀💀💀 Some sick mf might be a 'fan' or smth and want to keep him to themself. And unlike Caelan(huge body type + can smack you reall hard) and Angel(will beat your ass and steal your belt), Brynn is very physically weak. So it would be an easy kidnapping, too.

Most likely to become a parental figure:

First I was thinking Caelan but then I was like nah that's too obvious, then I thought Angel. But Angel has more of a big sibling aura so we're going with Caelan. They're really calm, collected and mature. And most importantly: they scare off potential creeps with just a glare. It'd be comforting for the other orphans to have someone like that with them, it's almost like they have a nice Bailey that won't sell them at the drop of a hat. They also give good advice and hugs, so. Catch them wrapping up presents for every orphan three months before Christmas.

Now for more stuff about Brynn:

Sometimes he does stuff only for the aesthetic. Like he pretends he looooooooooooves strawberries but he actually hates how tart they are. He feels the need to keep up the 'UwU femboy' image

He wants to dye his hair at some point. He's asked Niki about it before during a shoot but Niki just went 'do whatever you want'

On the topic of Niki, Brynn probably talks to him the most. Well he's the person he says the most words to in a row. Normally Brynn likes to keep himself busy in stuff, and even if he isn't he's fidgeting with his sleeves. Can't do any of that for three whole hours while on the job so. He just asks Niki random shit and Niki responds either with a hum or a short sentence.

He's thought about using kaomojis during text, they're cute and stuff. But he has no patience for that so no kaomojis😔 he's dry af btw.

But you know what's not dry?........THAT PENI-

Brynn's been fucking in the streets in exchange for money for a long time. Way before the in game stuff happens. Yk how when you first walk out of the orphanage you're immediately attacked then a rando gives you a pepper spray? Yeah that was the day he decided he wanted to dress up a bit. He's always been more attracted to feminine stuff but too shy to go through with it. So yeah, he got out in a skirt and he... Made more money with it. Like judt in general the money he was being paid increased. So he went lol profit and kept doing it. But....he really didn't like it when they called him a girl and then were surprised when he had a pp and maybe even degraded him for it. So now he avoids doing anything to his face or hair, so he's like. Evidently a boy in a dress/skirt.

Another orphan works at the brothel, and told Brynn that he could earn more by working there too. Brynn didn't think for even a moment, he refused instant lmao. The work environment there and the lack of security is gonna scare him off.

He likes bananas

#😮‍💨 angel taking years off of Robin's life span by almost getting into jail like. every week #🖤mail #🖤heinous desiree #🖤oc #🖤caelan the bartender #🖤brynn the model #🖤angel the delinquent #degrees of lewdity #dol #dol pc #degrees of lewdity pc #🖤journal

[hskinsprites]

in regards to the emojis does the windoes key + period key shortcut not work? it should give you a pop-up with little emojis and kaomojis and Unicode characters! it works for me and I'm on windows 10

LOL its okay!! to anyone curious: windows 10 (what my laptop runs on, and can't update to windows 11 because it's deemed to not have enough storage) last updated in 2019 with emoji 12.0.

the saluting face emoji came out with emoji 14.0 in 2021. aka during windows 11.

so even pulling up window+. (which is a second nature to me lol) i don't even have it 😭 (yes i just used window+. for that sob emoji. fuck w me)

so that's why u see me typing out "salute emoji" even though i can use other emojis just fine. i also don't have the smiling with tear emoji or the melting face emoji. and as much as i love salute emoji i am not pulling up emojipedia every time i wanna type it

#answers #Anonymous

[adhbabey]

here's some autism traits of mine that aren't symptoms, but they're things that are autism and im choosing to unmask n share this with you all.

biting. just i want bite fingers. i crave to put them in my mouth. i want to bite in general. i know its not socially acceptable to bite people, but i want to. i am a creacher and i cannote change that.

when i was like 14 i was really obsessed with random xd humor. I would say "ekop" instead of "poke", because its poke backwards. And I had this one friend I'd constantly do this with. like "rawr" and "cupcakez!1!1!". We were truly scene.

Speaking incredibly eloquently, as one alter put it, "Human language does not account for all the nuances that I wish to share, so I am using the language to its full extent, detailing every complicated sentence that I can muster. I wish to share my full thoughts and experiences, but it unfortunately does not do what I want to convey in justice. So I must settle for the english language for now." Some of our alters can't really speak because of that, and its difficult for them to communicate outside of visuals and vague feelings. It's really either hyperverbal or no verbality for us.

every fucking alter being some brand of autism. Tsuki is ace and hates to put a label on things, the only concrete feeling she has is anger. Rai can barely speak/communicate, they are very observant and quiet, and they feel the most disconnected from others being the host. Kaori is literally the most autistic creature you could ever come across, they are just literally what you think of, they love all the "cringe" culture type stuff and adore being nonbinary. etc etc. Like, how did I not realize when all of us are some brand of autism?

Feeling like an outsider my entire fucking life. Even when I related to others, I always felt separate from the rest of society, and I must sacrifice everything in order to be loved. This has been connected to spiritual beliefs of mine.

Another thing connected to spiritual beliefs of mine, feeling like I truly cannot see the world, as if I have a film over my eyes. The reason for my self entrapment is a "curse" that a "film" over my eyes exists and I never fully can break free from. I realize that the "film" is masking and my truly unique way of seeing the world is my autism, and I've had to move through the world not letting myself "see" truly.

alice in wonderland, coraline, fran bow, all characters I relate to are young and unique girls that move through a world that is crazy and full of madness. Something I find myself deeply relating to.

feeling misunderstood all the fucking time. even if i try to explain my feelings or thoughts, I'm constantly put on a high standard that I have not been able to achieve. I don't know how to change people's minds as I speak with genuine intent besides rather obvious displays of frustration, anger or sarcasm. I was also the person who thought others were always genuine, and rarely questioned one's intention behind what they said. This trait of mine has led me to become gaslit by a few harmful people in my life.

my disorders all linked together, makes for a bad time. this isnt an autism specific trait. i just. if i feel like an outsider (asd), and have trauma with being treated like an outsider (did), and get really upset with other people saying nasty things about me in regards to not being normal (adhd + rsd), im going to have a hard time and constantly blame myself for being an outsider (ocd) and im gonna hate myself (depression). so its just like. hey i found a piece to the puzzle, but i already know most of it. and thats just the egodystonic experience for me.

but hey, lets talk about more lighthearted stuff!! i love kandi!!!!! it jingle jingle and it has super pretty colours!! im afraid to stim but this is the shit for me. this is amazing.

i'd love to use word quirks and kaomojis a lot more!!! but unfortunately thats not the blog for this bc its not plaintext. but in my heart, thats what i want to do and who i want to be.

oh i remember the last one!! I read this somewhere, but apparently since a lot of autistic people struggle to communicate their needs, they'll do things that meet their needs somewhat, even if they don't know why they do it. For example, wearing hoodies and heavy clothes because they're touch starved and want to be hugged! And I really related to that!! I wear hoodies and lots of layers all the time, or like just wearing my day clothes, even if they're uncomfortable. So, I do that, not just because I'm cold, but I need the weight compressing me, and i've always been doing that since I was young. So I felt.

Not really being able to read big books until middle school. I know there's people who havent really talked until they were older, I remember not being able to comprehend big swaths of text until I was a teenager. maybe thats the audhd, but i feel like thats always been my sort of "i think this was my developmental milestones that i hit late". And yes, I was able to read quite a lot for my age, but it always felt like something that I hit late.

share your autism traits that aren't necessarily symptoms, or you can talk about the ones you relate to and I wrote. Sorry if this post is hard to read, I just wanted to talk about it. :0 so ya

#babey posts #autism #actually autistic #i also realize ive been having meltdowns and shutdowns since i was young #but i didnt know thats what i was experiencing #i would just get really tired or hungry and just would fucking sob and scream #i thought that was just sort of normal and everyone felt that way #that i was just really bad at hiding it #ive been experiencing it into adulthood too..... #id shutdown after friend stuff bc i felt too drained to interact anymore

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

tuesday again 9/6/2022

back to exchanging labor for goods and services on thursday. there's a cool new tumblr bug where i cannot insert youtube videos into a draft so i'll see if i can edit those in at some point after this posts

listening Money, Money, Money by ABBA. i am not a big ABBA fan. my best friend is. sometimes i listen to one of their songs to indulge her bc she's my best friend and occasionally listening to an artist i don't actively enjoy is a very small friendship maintenance price. sometimes i'm like "oh fuck this slaps actually". i don't have the music theory words to explain why i like the chorus so much? it sounds like this kaomoji ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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reading reread On the Beach by Neville Shute, still percolating thoughts through my brain bc it is so different from "modern" nuclear apocalypse books and bc i have been laid low by head hurty for most of the week.

however, an article, bc "violence-as-a-service" made me fucking cackle and this is an interesting turn in the standard practice of "cybercriminals siccing local police forces at their enemies":

it is exceptionally fucking funny to me that the newest breed of mobster has reinvented the mob hit. and of course the dipshit who got arrested in the article is from just outside atlantic city. now, everyone who lives in jersey is holding their nose and looking the other way to some extent. atlantic city is a place i would not recommend experiencing in person but is very difficult to describe.

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watching a lotta nonsense mostly, but let's talk about Robin and the 7 Hoods (1964, dir Douglas). i watched this whole fuckin movie specifically for the scene with the club that turns into a revivalist meeting to hide from the cops by way of a giant rotating floor and hidden compartments. honestly a masterpiece of set design.

not a ton to say about the "excuse for hanging out with my friends" Sinatra vehicle itself, not a ton of fun facts about production (apparently this movie barely got made due to the kidnapping of Sinatra's son, a falling out with the actor replaced by Bing Crosby, and the JFK assassination), not even a lot of terribly good songs, but it does have a notable girlboss and manages to be funny despite itself. it is a movie About prohobition in chicago but it is also About "I can make a mob movie because I can, and I think I'm being very droll" from Frank "mob connections" Sinatra.

i have one more Rat Pack movie left after this bc i have already seen the original Oceans' Eleven (YIKES) and will be skipping Sergeants Three for reasons that will be instantly obvious upon reading the description: "Three cavalry officers and a bugler work together to thwart a Native American chief intent on uniting local tribes against the white man."

i did not understand the peter f/alk surge of interest until i watched this. watching him move on screen is delightful. best sense of comedic timing in this extremely long movie and WHAT is he doing NEXT with his HANDS???

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playing breath of the wild is a very forgiving game bc it let me solve the thundra plateau shrine puzzle in the stupidest way possible. rot13 below bc i feel like being polite even though this is not a new game (image from this article, which also contains spoilers)

whfg tbys-onyyvat gur pbybeshy beof bagb gur prageny cyngsbez jvgu jungrire zryrr jrncba v unq unaql naq fgnfvf VAFGRNQ BS gur guvat v qvq juvpu jnf guebjvat gurz bss gur cyngsbezf gurl jrer ba, pneelvat gurz gb gur pbyyncfrq rqtr bs gur cyngsbez, sybngvat gurz hc bire gur yvc jvgu onyybbaf, naq gura fgngvf + neebjf gb xabpx gurz bagb gur cyngsbez cebcre. va gur enva. trggvat uvg ol yvtugavat n ybg. yvax v nz fb fbeel v sbetbg gur ehoore nezbe rkvfgrq naq v unq vg va zl vairagbel

it's good open-world game design to support as many solutions as possible even if some of them are very goofy

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making fallow week

#tuesday again #tuesday again no problem

[professor-rye]

ooooooo! Disparate Threads Weave A Tapestry Of Color for the WIP thing, please. Gorgeous titles are my weakness.

Ooooh, very fair! This is a pet project from a while back that I have many ideas about and no time or motivation to focus on them T___T This is my Polynein get together fic, where drunken conversations turn into legitimate discussions on how the Nein could possibly become a polycule, and everything that that entails! The first two chapters are actually up on AO3, if you would like to read them! Once more, tumblr is refusing to let me indent the snip, so we once more get a bunch of dancing kaomoji's to designate it's start. Also, it's a long snip, because I am really bad at ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~

“So tell me brother, how is your human?” Verin asked as he flopped to the ground beside where Essek knelt. He glared when an errant foot nearly knocked over his very neat pile of clippings. 

“Caleb is doing well,” he lied. “His teaching is keeping him busy of late. Exams are coming up soon.”

“Ah, that explains his absence,” Verin said with a nod, “Too bad. I love getting to tease you whenever you get all heart eyed at him.”

“I do not get heart eyed,” Essek grumbled, causing Verin to bark out a laugh.

“Sure you don’t,” he said with that infuriating smirk. Essek scowled.

“Careful brother,” he warned, “I might just slip and accidentally tell a certain couple of ladies about the infamous helmet incident.” Verin crossed his arms with a huff and looked away. 

“Do your worst, I have no shame,” he insisted, but Essek could tell that he was bluffing. Verin would never get over the shame of the helmet incident. He had won this round, for now. 

“So, when did all of that start?” he asked, shifting the topic before Verin could think of a proper counter. His brother hesitated for a moment, before smiling softly. 

“Ah, it was right after the last delve beyond the gate, actually,” he answered. “So that puts it at… three months back?” 

“Still quite fresh then,” Essek mused as he continued to work. “You seem very happy.”

“I am very happy,” Verin agreed softly, before suddenly grinning widely. “This polycule business is fucking great! I can’t believe mother convinced us it was below our station.”

Essek chuckled weakly and shook his head, surprised that Verin still held their mother’s word as law. He would have figured that his brother would have learned to discount their mother’s courting advice after his last three relationships, but apparently not. 

“She convinced <i>you</i>,” Essek argued, entirely to be pedantic. “I’ve never been one to heed her critiques in that sector of life.”

“Well, that was easy for <i>you</i>,” Verin scoffed. “You never let her know anything about your love life, or lack thereof for several decades there. She didn’t harass you about it nearly as much as she harassed me.”

“And I intend on keeping it that way,” Essek pointed out firmly. Not that such a thing would be difficult, now that he avoided the Dynasty like the plague. His brother didn’t quite know that though. “I can only imagine how she would react if she found out about Caleb.”

“Or if she found out about how the Heroes of the Dynasty are totally considering becoming a polycule themselves,” Verin pointed out with a knowing smirk. He was watching Essek closely, waiting for a reaction. He didn’t rise to the bait. 

“If that became public knowledge, I bet polycules would become a fad again,” Verin continued when Essek did not respond. “Though from what I hear, all of that is even newer than what me, Reani, and Calliope have.”

“It is very new, yes,” Essek finally answered. “But beyond that, not everyone is involved as of yet, Caleb and myself included.”

“Oh, really?” Verin actually looked surprised by that. “I would have figured your man would have been all over that. You aren’t holding him back, are you?”

“No,” Essek answered quickly, almost defensively. Then, he sighed. “I am honestly uncertain why Caleb is so hesitant. I can’t help but feel like he would be very happy if he let himself be involved, but he is not ready yet.”

“Huh, interesting,” Verin mused. Essek glanced over to his brother to see him looking off into the distance, surprisingly thoughtful. He fought the urge to sigh. Verin was <i>not</i> the person who he wanted to talk to about all of this. Time to change the subject. 

#polynein #cr fan fic #ask game #fan fic wip