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Worst Video Game Song Tournament Semifinals Match 1
This is Where You Are Caucasian Destination Boy - Project Sekai: Colorful Stage! feat. Hatsune Miku
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VERSUS
Main Theme - Beverly Hills Cop (PC)
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FIGHT!
I would recommend listening to as much as you can of each song before voting, but how you choose is up to you! Remember to be civil in the tags and replies!
Propaganda under cut:
This is Where You Are Caucasian Destination Boy:
"holy shit this song was suppossed to be what vivid bad squad (one of the bands in the game) was trying to surpass their entire first story arc. also this song was pulled out right after taiga (guy singing this song) told them that their idol is dead. and then they lost to Caucasion Destination Boy. jesus christ."
"[This is Where You Are Caucasian Destination Boy] is so bad lyrically it's funny. Like, truly a monsterpiece."
"#I'M SORRY THAT'S THE SONG VBS IS TRYING TO SURPASS???? 💀"
"#I KEEP FORGETTING ABT THIS 'SONG' #same energy as im in the house like carpet"
"#HAHA YES IM SO HAPPY CAUCAISAN DESTINATION IS ON HERE #NO WONDER TOYA’S DAD HATES MODERN MUSIC 🔥🔥🔥"
"#HOLY SHIT THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE CAUCASIAN ON THE DASH #AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA #EVERYONE LOSING THEIR SHIT OVER THAT SONG WHEN IT DROPPED WAS SO FUNNY"
"#[This is Where You Are Caucasian Destination Boy] brought me to tears"
#i thought the title of [This is Where You Are Caucasian Destination Boy] was a joke until i played it
"#LETS GO CAUCASIAN #TIME TO THROW YOUR FURB"
"#oh god [This is Where You Are Caucasian Destination Boy] sounds like if imagine dragons had a lobotomy"
"#THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE CAUCASION DESTINATION BALLING SWEEP"
"#dude This Is Where Youre Caucasian is just so bad"
Beverly Hills Cop Theme:
"Hyper compressed and sounds like a dying ice cream truck. Awful to the point where it wraps back around to being good."
"Not going to mention in the propaganda that its the crazy frog song ??"
"#god I fucking love Axel F if it sounded like a crashed GBA so much it's atrocious #and the random stops mid-song"
"#[Beverly Hills Cop Theme] felt like i was listening to my computer have a seizure and die #yup. that video game song sure can bad"
"#yknow beverly hills cop theme is the best rendition of axel f i ever heard #purely because it sounds like getting an mri and i love mris <3"
Missing 30 minutes of a show and being able to figure out whats happening from context clues vs zoning out for 5 minutes of a dnd show and having NO FUCKING CLUE whats going on
personally i think it's for the best that will and hannibal didn't date during season 1 or 2 era times entirely because hannibal knows exactly how to drive the man insane. and i don't mean the usual way i mean will would be at work and getting the most tooth-rottingly sweet texts, the kind that are so embarassing to receive that you would rather fight your friend to the death than let them see your phone.
guys I'm SUCH a sucker for Moonshine and Hardwon being Beverly's "parents". not in the way that they adopted him but in an accidental baby acquisition kind of way. they didn't want kids, they don't have any of their own, but it was either they look after him or scout master Denny would and Melora knows Bev would die with Denny. so he's their son now
This came to me in a vision when I was working last Friday
[Image ID: A triple venn diagram labeled "Beverlin" for the top circle, "Film Reroll Mouth/Data" for the left circle, and "Oakworthy" for the right circle. The yellow, just Beverlin circle reads "Kiss so powerful it opens a portal to another plane of existence." The pink, just Mouth/Data circle reads "We got X-men mutant powers by freak accident and I love my other friends, but now you're the only one who understands me." The blue, just Oakworthy circle reads "What if we were from rival schools? And our parents left the world in shambles for us to fix? And we were Will They/Won't They partners?" The orange overlap between Beverlin and Mouth/Data reads "Friends to lovers during a world-altering adventure." The indigo overlap between Mouth/Data and Oakworthy reads "Explosion/fire related injuries during the course of the adventure." The green overlap between Oakworthy and Beverlin reads "'Why did you kiss someone else?' angst". Finally, the pale gray overlap between all three reads "Gay teens from TTRPG podcasts where one of them has major daddy issues." /.End ID]
Me packing up my Star Trek memorabilia for my move. Standing in the middle of the room looking perplexed.
My brother passes by stops and looks at me concerned. "What's wrong?" he asks. I hold up the Phaser in my hand "I've lost a phaser..." He busts out laughing and rolls his eyes as he walks away.
I'm gonna miss these kind of moments living on my own.