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souvenir116 · 2 months
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HELP
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fangswbenefits · 6 months
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Sometimes this game feels like a fever dream...
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lannegarrett · 14 days
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Me, writing at 3am: This is probably my best work. When did I become this talented?
Me, the next day: he roled he's eye
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bajuuuu · 6 months
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Casually watching the Wrath of Khan… and
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You- you can’t do that?! That’s illegal! You can’t just fucking have the Vulcan confess his love one third of the movie through?! The fuck?!
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lemon-wedges · 11 months
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quick barok doodles. tho i realize that putting them together like this looks like hes reading some baroryuu fanfic lol.....
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bridoesotherjunk · 8 months
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Who wrote this twitter ad for Spider-Man 2, I NEED to shake their hand, this is so funnyyyyyyy
""19 INCHES OF WHAT""
Venom packin that 19 inches, lmaoo
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tehstripe · 1 month
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I was on the tvtropes page for the kids out of curiosity and
Rose is the responsible one?
ROSE is the responsible one????
rose, who’s like “I’m gonna go blow shit up because I’m frustrated with our fates and then give into the horrorterrors and also go on a suicide mission”
is the responsible one over Dave who successfully maintains multiple stable timeloops and goes back in time to bird-ify himself to make sure their friends don’t die
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fatalescapism · 7 months
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yugiohz · 21 days
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ENOUGH WITH THE KING OF THE JUNGLE ALPHA TALK YOU ARE A SUBURBAN KID
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glsneeg-enthusiast · 2 months
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aemoonie · 1 year
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12:57 AM
gn!reader g: angst (?) cw: suggestive if you squint
he reads the words right off your skin, fingertips fleeting over the letters, he mouthes every one of them as if he is saying his saving grace.
eyes that pass yours so momentarily you almost missed it, so hastily, not trying to miss out a single sound of what he reads.
breath is escaping his lips, the hairs on your skin standing up right. and you wonder how you have fooled this one into loving you, so much so that he caresses every ridge and hill on your body, so much so that his eyes drink up every millimeter of what they can see.
so much so that he swears he never will look away from you, he swears that he will never leave you on your own.
and you wonder if he'll notice that he's the only one standing inbetween ruins while you never plan on taking any of your walls down.
you wonder when he'll lose his way in your labyrinth, too deeply intertwined to find his way out, though you don't have the goodness to direct him out. all you can do is watch as his fingers trace the words on your skin again, and again, and again.
as if they were a mantra. as if he could engrave them into his mind. as if that made them real. how could you ever forget the feeling of his breath fleeting hitting your skin as his lips formed the words repeatedly, breath so hot it bites you as you try to swallow the burning guilt of letting him love you like this.
but as his eyes glance up to meet yours yet again, there is no choice to be had. to be loved by him was to be burned to ashes, and you had let the flames eat away at your flesh. so long that they have become a part of you.
you feel nothing but ember and fire and bones, and he loved you until there was nothing left of it all. nothing but the ghost of the words on your skin fleeting past his lips yet again, savoring your every being in a way nobody else ever did.
don’t copy, translate or steal. | © a͏e͏m͏o͏o͏n͏i͏e͏ all rights reserved.
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reijack · 6 months
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Wild how Dracula Flow alternates between the silliest and most elaborate drug slang this side of a beachfront hippie neighborhood and some of the hardest shit you've ever heard in your life.
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magicaldreamfox1 · 2 months
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they want to fuck so bad it makes them both look stupid
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osinthewhite · 10 months
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HOW are Wilson and House not together?! HOW is Birthmarks not about them MAKING UP AFTER A BREAKUP?!
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‘Yes, that’s right: moving myself more to the part of me derived from Buddhist theology makes me look more like my Hindu self!!’
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aquamonstra · 8 months
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How the actual fuck did Data's cat get knocked up on a space ship???
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