#winterhawk incorrect quotes

[cow0nmars]

hehehe bots are fun

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[headcanonthings]

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[clintbartonruinedmylife]

Clint: Sam, can you keep an eye on Bucky today? He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Sam: Sure, I'd love to see him getting punched. Clint: Try again. Sam, sighing: I will stop Bucky getting punched.

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[nothawkeyeofficial]

Clint: You look good in that hoodie. Bucky: You know where else I'd look good? Clint, zero hesitation: My bed. Bucky, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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[cevans-is-classic]

Clint: I don't have enough energy for this?

Bucky: for what?

Clint: *gestures vaguely*

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[thekaiqueen]

Kate: so.. whos the big spoon and whos the little spoon?

Clint: we're chopsticks!

Kate: aww thats cute

Kate: so does that means you two snuggle together perfectly?

Bucky: no, it means that if you take one away the only thing the other is good for is stabbing

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Bucky: Okay, so you only get five items to bring into the chamber for 30 days. What are you bringing? Five items.

Clint: First, top of the list, kazoo

Bucky: okay, that would make sense if you were in the chamber by yourself. Let’s say I’m in the chamber with you.

Clint: Kazoo’s top of the list

Bucky: Well I’m gonna immediately veto the kazoo. Because I don’t wanna hear you-

Clint: Okay, then my second item is also a kazoo, so you could take a kazoo from me, I got a backup kazoo.

Bucky: What if I take that kazoo, I confiscate it?

Clint: I bring a third kazoo.

Bucky: A third? ‘Cause you’re using three of your five items on a kazoo.

Clint: Well we have to make it at least five days, so I’m busting one of these out every single day. I’m bringing five kazoos.

Bucky: I mean, after 30 days, I think I’m gonna perhaps take that kazoo and put it somewhere else.

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[purple--queen]

*playing scrabble*

Clint: Oh i got it. 'A'

Bucky: Okay. I will add on to your 'A'...to make 'at'

Clint: Oh good one

Steve: I will add on to your 'at' to make 'rat'

Bucky: great

Tony: I will add on to your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'...so this gives me-

Steve: oh no a earthquake

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[winter-angst]

Bucky: what do you call the coffee people?

Clint: Barista

Bucky: if you don’t know, just say it. Stop making up words

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[3twindragons]

Bucky trying to get to know Clint better:

Bucky: what's your hobbie?

Clint: I like sleeping.

Bucky:.....

Bucky: anything more energetic?

Clint:....I like to eat?

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[mothmansloverrr]

Clint : I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works

Bucky, drinking toast : why do you say that ?

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[headcanonthings]

Bucky: Are the others still at the zoo? Sam: Yeah, Steve's been sending me pictures of animals all day Bucky: Really? All I've gotten from Clint is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

Sam:. . . Bucky: I love him

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[clintbartonruinedmylife]

Clint: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Steve: Wasn't Bucky with you? Bucky: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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[nothawkeyeofficial]

Clint: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Bucky: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Clint: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Bucky: You wouldn’t? Clint: I mean, unless you want to-

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[neeuqiakeht]

Bucky: i love both of them but how to i propose to two people?

Sam: two different restaurants. propose to Clint at one restaurant and Y/N at the other. twice the desert, twice the applause.

Bucky: wont people think its weird if theres a third person just sitting there though?

Sam: i once saw someone feeding their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at that new french place. i think faux third wheeling an engagement is the least of your worries.

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[thekaiqueen]

Clint: *reaches for the fries on Buckys plate*

Bucky: *slams grocery store divider between them*

Clint: you said you didn't take that

Bucky: and you said you didn't want any fries, yet here we are.

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