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skellebonez · 1 year

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A Matter of Affection (A Gen LMK Oneshot)

I have a lot of feelings about AroAce MK and Sun Wukong. So, naturally, I HAD to write my own little oneshot of MK realizing he is now a celebrity and that comes with the side effect of... suitors. That he does not want. I am not aromantic, but I am asexual and have talked to enough aromantic people to know there is a lot of overlap between our experiences. So I did my best to convey this through MK and everyone else.

Hope you enjoy this!

(Note: DragonFruit, FreeNoodles, and IronBull are mentioned in passing. Written BEFORE Season 4 came out.)

AO3 Link.

Ok, MK, you can do this… You just have to ask him… ask your mentor for some advice, this is totally fine and not awkward at all. Asking for advice is completely normal. This isn’t awkward. Just. Ask… for advice…’

He was lying to himself, he knew it.

How could this not be awkward?

MK had never asked anyone, let alone Sun Wukong, for help with something like this before. He wanted to ask Mei, she was the only one who knew… well, everything about him at this point, but she was live streaming and he didn’t want to interrupt her while she was having fun just to ask for some advice. Even IF she would gladly pause the stream for his comfort once she realized he was being serious.

So, instead, he found himself flying over in bird form to Mount Huaguo so he could pay his mentor a visit. He’d been doing this just about every day he had free time (and wasn’t due for training) just to say hello, make sure the king wasn’t lonely and to bond more after everything that had happened over the last year. Things seemed to have finally smoothed out into some kind of new normal for everyone.

MK claimed the visit was to deliver Sun Wukong a free “canceled” order of noodles that was close to what he normally ordered, which was not entirely a lie. But he normally would have just eaten it himself or given it to Tang. So in reality it was just an excuse.

But in his attempt to psych himself up to ask for advice he managed to almost psych himself out.

This should be easy! The Monkey King and him were as close as they had ever been as mentor and student (to the point some people, Mei and Sandy namely, said they came off as family). And given who the Monkey King was he MUST have had to deal with similar awkward situations in the past.

So…

“Hey, uh, Monkey King?”

“Yeah bud?”

“Have you ever had someone confess they liked you before?”

Sun Wukong turned to look at his student, an almost disappointed look on his face.

“MK. Bud. I’m Sun Wukong. I’ll give you two guesses and the other one doesn’t count.”

“That many huh?”

“It was CONSTANT,” Sun Wukong said with a laugh. “I mean, I get it. How can I not attract so many admirers when I am…” The monkey king stood, smirking as he struck a pose worthy of any popular C-Drama poster. “Sun Wukong, the Handsome Monkey King, Great Sage Equal to Hea-”

“Did you ever accept?” MK interrupted, immediately cringing at the fact he did so.

“Absolutely not,” Sun Wukong said with a shrug, seemingly not bothered by the interruption. “Even if I ever wanted a partner like that? I was way too busy. Journeys to journey on, monks to keep from being eaten alive, you know the story.”

“You never wanted a partner?” MK’s brow raised as he tried to remember all the stories about the immortal he had heard in the past. “Never?”

“Well… hmn” Sun Wukong trailed off, seeming to drop deep into thought as he rubbed his chin and looked into the distance. MK assumed he was trying to find the best words to use for his explanation. “How do I put it… Not never as in never wanting to have a companion. I loved being around people! And I loved some people, just not in the way other people seemed to have loved me. I wouldn’t mind having a life partner who’s cool with hugs and cuddles and spending all our time together without any of the other stuff! I don’t hate thinking about, like… kissing someone? Unless it’s on the cheek or something I’d rather just avoid that if I can, but if it makes my partner happy I think I would be ok with only that. That make sense?”

There was the softest kind of half joking grimace on the Monkey King’s face when he mentioned kissing, the same kind that MK had seen on his own face in the mirror. And then it clicked.

“Oh… my gosh…” MK said, eyes widening in realization. “Is this really going to be how I find out we’re both aroace? SERIOUSLY!?”

“Arrow what now?”

“You don’t have any interest in being with anyone romantically?” MK asked, jumping to stand in front of his mentor. He almost bounced up and down in place, barely able to hold in his excitement. “At all? And never have?”

“No..?” Sun Wukong said slowly, reaching out to put a hand on MK’s head to hold him steady for a second. “Bud, answer my question pl-”

“Aromatic asexual,” MK blurted out, awkward and almost too fast.

It clearly took the king a second to process what he said, but once he did…

“THERE’S A NAME FOR IT!?”

“THAT’S WHAT I SAID!” MK replied to the king’s outburst with a laugh. He bounced harder, despite the hand on his head, in sheer excitement. “I’ve never actually met someone else in person who’s aro or ace or bot, only online! And-and it’s YOU of all people and- WAIT!”

MK held out his hands, taking the immortal’s hand off his head.

“That was a sudden change of tone,” Sun Wukong joked when he caught the serious look on his student’s face. “I’m gonna take a guess and ask if this aroace stuff is related to your initial question?”

“Yeah,” MK said, now feeling a bit more confident and comfortable in being able to ask for some advice. “There’s this girl who’s been coming to the shop over the last few weeks, almost every two days. I think she’s one of the civilians I rescued last month when that clan of beetle demons came to attack the city. And uh…”

“She asked you out, didn’t she?”

“YES!” MK said with a groan as he pulled at his hair. “And she’s super nice and really pretty and any guy or girl would probably be SUPER LUCKY to date her but! I don’t! LIKE PEOPLE IN THAT! WAY!”

“Breathe, MK,” Sun Wukong said, gently guiding his student to let his hair go. “What did you tell her?”

“I had to… think about it?”

“Oh boy…”

“I didn’t wanna tell her no immediately!” MK said, biting his lip now. “I felt… I dunno, pressured? Pigsy and Tang were watching me and…it was awkward.”

“Well, you have to tell her no somehow,” Sun Wukong said with a nod as he rubbed his chin. “You can’t leave her hanging, there’s bound to be some hero worship driving her to ask you out the way she did so quickly and that can be a tough thing to accidentally play into.”

“I know…” MK said. “But I don’t know how. And what about after that? Are MORE people going to ask me out?”

“Definitely, you’re a celebrity now,” Sun Wukong said, almost sounding apologetic.

“Aw man… what should I do?” MK asked as his mentor paced around him in a circle. “Just say ‘I don’t swing any way ever, I’d rather just have super close friends’ for the rest of my life? I’ve only had to say it like… twice and I’m already feeling burnt out!”

“You turned down two other people?”

“No,” MK said with a shake of his head. “I’ve told Mei I’m aroace and I had to tell the metal brothers so they would stop trying to set me up with Mei and Red.”

“Understood. Well, you don’t have to say it every time,” Sun Wukong said with a wave of his hand. “You could wear a hat with that on it.”

“Absolutely not.”

“Listen,” the monkey king said with a smile as he finally stopped in front of his student. “If you can handle the Lady Bone Demon you can handle telling a normal human you’re not interested in them. And if they give you any trouble, you have a whole family behind you to back you up… Even people who can pick up a building with their bare hands could use emotional support, or so Sandy keeps telling me.”

“... that means a lot, Monkey King,” MK said with a genuine smile. “But I… how do I tell her no if she asks me at work again? I don’t wanna be unprofessional and make Pigsy look bad.”

“Good point,” Sun Wukong said with a hum. “And my usual ‘no thanks’ and flying off wouldn’t really work when you’re trapped by societal convention… BUT! There’s someone else who may be able to help you since he also works in the service industry!”

“... wait, you don’t mean-”

“What do you want, Noodle Boy?”

“Aw, no hello to your second best pal?”

“HELLO, Noodle Boy,” Red Son said as he rolled his eyes. “What do you want? Answer quickly before I shut this-”

“How do I turn down a girl who asks me out on a date?”

The fiery demon stared blankly at him, blinking only when MK rushed into his house to get out of the fiery inferno around the Bull Family home and into some shade.

“I… someone asked you out on a date?” Red Son asked, raising one eyebrow in confusion. “You? Noodle Boy? The man who literally never noticed when people are flirting with him?”

“I don’t do that!” MK said, immediately pausing. “... have people been flirting with me? Really?”

“Constantly,” Red Son said as he shut the door and turned to face his unwanted guest. “I honestly don’t know how you never- WHY ARE YOU IN MY FACE?”

“Listen to me carefully,” MK said as he held Red Son’s face in his hands. “I trust you with this information because you’re my friend and Mei loves you. I am aroace. If love was pizza you could order? And platonic love was the toppings? I would be ordering none pizza with left beef every day of my life. So I wouldn’t know flirting if it bit me on the ass.”

“... oooooooooooooooh,” Red Son said with realization dawning on his face as he pushed the other’s hands away. “I see, you’re like the Monkey King. That changes nothing, really, barring the urgency you must be feeling.”

“You knew the Monkey King was aroace?”

“It wasn’t hard to piece together,” Red Son said with a shrug. “I should have guessed the same about you, given your obliviousness to the aforementioned flirting. And also how strongly you reacted when someone assumed you were dating Mei the other week during your last third wheeling session on our date.”

“And I am very sorry about that,” MK said honestly. “But I could still use some help.”

“And what do you want me to do about it?” Red Son asked with a frown. “If the Monkey King couldn’t help you in this area? I was the worst person for you to come to as a second choice. I wasn’t exactly waving suitors off with a baseball bat while working on my bots or helping my mother plan father’s return. Neither was flirtation the first on anyone’s mind when the New Year celebrations were in full swing with my father standing behind me and people coming back to complain my food was ‘too spicy’. And considering we live in the middle of nowhere I didn’t exactly have a lot of experience with random peasants flirting with me, you know.”

“There’s no way that’s possible when you look the way you do,” MK countered.

Red Son sputtered, looking at the other man in shock. “What’s that supposed to mean!?”

“I’m aroace, Red, not incapable of recognizing when someone is objectively hot… pun not intended.”

“I am just going to let that be a compliment and move on,” Red Son said, his face matching his name more and more the longer he spoke. “Anyway, Mei is the first person to ask me out in centuries. I genuinely have no idea how I would tell someone no because I haven’t had to since I was like… the demon age equivalent of 15. And I didn’t have a chance to because that guy was trying to steal from us and got pushed off the roof by one of my Bull Clones.”

“Going to overlook the admission of murder-”

“HE LIVED!”

“-and instead ask if you know anyone else who can help?” MK continued. “I’d ask Mei but, you know, streaming.”

“Hmmn… You could always ask my parents?” Red Son offered with a shrug. “From what they’ve mentioned in the past they were both quite popular with their own respective circles, father especially. They had to turn down more suitors than they could count so they would likely be your best bet for discussing a plan of action.”

“... I mean… I guess that makes sense?” MK mused for a moment. “You’re sure they’re not going to just… tell me to ‘crush them like the unworthy peon they know themselves to be’, right?”

“I make no promises.”

“Ah. Great… I don’t… I mean, I… Could we keep the aroace thing between us for now?”

Red Son looked at MK for a moment before sighing, resting a hand on the other’s shoulder.

“They’re my parents, Noodle Boy, you don’t have to tell them anything you don’t want them to know.”

“... thanks. I mean it.”

And he did.

DBK stared at MK.

MK stared at DBK.

"I… usually ran away," DBK admitted with an oddly embarrassed and soft tone.

"I don't know what answer I expected. But it wasn't that."

"I was a VERY shy calf, THIEF!"

MK had managed to avoid having to come out to literally everyone he talked to that day, but in exchange for having Red Son keep his secret for the short time being until he felt it necessary to tell the entire Bull Family (and there was no need in his mind, they could live without ever knowing this about him) he was now having one of the most awkward conversations of his entire 21 years of living.

And he thought asking the Monkey King was going to be awkward.

“It was quite adorable to see him literally running away from his suitors,” Princess Iron Fan said with a chuckle. “Maybe that’s why I gave him a chance when he finally worked up the courage to ask me. Even when he saw me literally blowing his competition away with my fan he still braved the chance to give me flowers and ask for one afternoon together.”

“Aw, that’s really sweet,” MK couldn’t help but say when he saw the wistful look Red’s mom wore when looking at her husband. Romance may have never been for him personally, but a good romantic story or seeing other people happy always managed to make him happy by proxy. “Unfortunately, I don’t think those are options for me.”

“Understandably so,” DBK said with a gruff nod. “You have both an image to upkeep as the simian’s successor AND as a duty to your boss.”

“Maybe Mei is done streaming…” MK muttered. “She’s had to tell so many people no, especially stream snipers, that she’ll probably know what to do.”

Princess Iron Fan chuckled at the mention of her son’s girlfriend.

"Frankly I'm quite amazed that Mei had to be the one to pursue my son, considering he is usually the one more prone to pining."

"MOTHER!"

"It runs in the family, dear."

"Not you too, father…"

“And I am going to head out before Red Son feels I know too much!” MK announced, turning to leave. “Thank you for the advice anyway, I appreciate it!”

"You know you could ask your dads for advice, right?" PIF said suddenly.

"...I forgot I could do that."

"How are we not dead?" DBK questioned under his breath. "He forgets so much."

“I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY ASKED THEM IF YOU CAME TO ME, NOODLE BOY!”

MK felt so… stupid.

He couldn’t believe that he never thought to just ask Pigsy and Tang. They were right there and all he would have to do was wait for the day to end. So… why?

Why not just ask his dads?

“MK!” Mei’s voice suddenly sounded as he slowly walked his way back through the city, pulling him from his thoughts. “I was just heading to get some dinner at Pigsy’s! I assume you’re heading in the same way?”

“Sort of?” MK answered with an awkward chuckle. “I’m kinda… taking my time in a walk of shame since I realized I just made my day a lot harder than it needed to be.”

“What do you mean?” Mei asked as she fell into step beside her friend.

“A girl I rescued asked me out on a date and I didn’t exactly tell her no or yes,” MK started, watching as Mei grimaced in sympathy. “So I asked Monkey King for some advice since, you know, he’s bound to have experience with fans and stuff asking him out. But he couldn’t help me with telling her no if she asks while I’m at work. Then he sent me to Red Son who also couldn’t give me advice so he sent me to his parents, who ALSO couldn’t give me advice because they either ran or literally tossed their confessors away from them and THEN PIF said I could have asked my dads and I realized she was right and I wasted basically my whole day running around for dating advice… and now the Monkey King and Red Son know about me being aroace too, that also happened.”

“Whoa, slow your roll,” Mei said, pulling MK to the side of the walkway so people could go around them. “You told Sun Wukong and Red you’re ace? One after the other?”

“Yeah,” MK said with a nod.

“OK, well,” Mei said with her own nod. “Considering you’re telling me and nothing else was mentioned I assume they both took it well! Which is good, glad for you, but… I also know your dads don’t know yet. Are you comfortable coming out three times in one day to four people?”

“It’s way less embarrassing than what I’m going to ask them,” MK said slowly. “And embarrassment is really what I’m worried about-”

“I’m not asking if it’s embarrassing,” Mei said slowly. She put a hand on MK’s shoulder. “I’m asking if you’re comfortable. You had a panic attack when you told ME. And I know they’re them and things are definitely going to be ok, but it’s a lot in one day dude. That’s… that’s a lot of coming out one after the other.”

MK paused, looking at Mei for a moment before smiling and taking her hand off his shoulder to just hold it for a second.

“I think I’ll be ok,” he said. “I’d appreciate some support, though? I think after LBD my anxiety meter is a little broken so I may be running on adrenaline right now.”

“You don’t even have to ask,” Mei said as she squeezed his hand. “We’re BBFs, Best Buds Forever. A little support is the least I can offer.”

“Thanks. Like I said though, I’m more worried about the embarrassment. Do you know how embarrassing it is to ask your parents for relationship advice?" MK asked with a deadpan tone. "Let alone dating advice from ones who don't know you have no interest in dating and you have to ask them about how to turn people DOWN?"

"Nope," Mei said. "I looked it all up online."

"I fear for what you may have read."

"I am eternally traumatized!" Mei said with a wide smile, her tone making MK chuckle despite the implications.

“... you’re a really good friend, you know that?”

“... I try to be.”

“Thanks. I mean it.”

And he meant it then too.

“I… I need to ask you guys something,” MK said almost immediately after they got to the noodle shop.

Maybe it was his tone, more tired and shaky than he meant for it to sound. He guessed some of the adrenaline had seeped away from him on his short walk back with Mei. Or maybe it was the fact it was such a slow day that Pigsy never even had to call him back and the shop was empty and quiet until the door opened for himself and Mei.

But something about the situation made his dads look at each other in concern.

“Sure, sit down,” Tang said, gesturing for MK to sit next to him. Mei sat down to his other side with no need for guidance.

"What’s up?” Pigsy said as he stopped what he was doping to stand in front of MK. When there was no reply he sighed, reaching out to put a hand on his shoulder. “You know you can talk to us about anything, right?"

That softest smile that was reserved only for comforting family made MK feel like he really could be honest with his dads. He told everyone else by now so… why not them? He could totally do it.

"Well… I have… a bit of girl trouble?" MK started, holding up a hand before either of them could say anything else. “But it’s… I want to… turn her down?”

“That’s it?” Pigsy said with a raise of his brow. “Is this the same girl that asked you out yesterday?”

“Yeah…” MK said slowly. He felt Mei squeeze his hand in silent assurance. “It’s just… she’s pretty! But I have no idea who she is and… I don’t… I don’t… wanna date. I don’t wanna date anyone… ever?”

“MK,” Tang said, putting a hand on his shoulder. “MK, were you worried about telling us that?”

“Yeah?” He said quickly with a shrug. “I know, you always say you’ll love me no matter what, but… I mean… you two looked so excited at the idea of me dating someone that I felt I couldn’t say no to her. Plus, I didn’t wanna look like a jerk as the Monkie Kid or make Pigsy’s look bad because of me. I-”

“Whoa, hang on,” Pigsy said as he leaned over the counter. “Kid, MK, you’re not gonna make the shop look bad because you turned down someone who asked you out on the job. If anything, I’d make us look bad by chasing them out if they gave you any trouble for it.”

“Wait, you mean it?” MK said in awe as he stared at his dad.

“Yup,” Pigsy said with a nod.

“We’re sorry if we made you feel pressured to say yeah by being excited,” Tang said, looking at Pigsy and waiting for his nod before continuing. “We just want you to be happy.”

“And what if never being with someone is what makes me happy?” MK asked. “What if I wanna just be with you guys and have friends I can hug and that’s it?”

“Then we’re happy if you’re happy,” Pigsy and Tang said at the same time, looking at each other in surprise before chuckling at the way they synced up.

“Oh thank HECK,” MK said, immediately slumping down onto the counter. “I was worried over nothing and now I’m exhausted.”

“Hey, you were worried about how they’d react and that’s understandable,” Mei said as she spoke up from his other side. “Like how I was with my parents.”

“And there’s no exhaustion that a nice bowl of Pigsy’s noodles can’t fix,” Pigsy said with a chuckle. “Come on. Tell us everything. It sounds like we have some revelations to go over because you’re… non-romantic?”

“Aromantic,” Tang corrected. “Hmn… maybe that explains why you have so much love to give to everyone else platonically.”

His tone of voice told MK that was clearly a joke made in an attempt to lighten the mood.

And it worked.

As awkward as it was, MK started to laugh.

“Well… it started when I saved her about a month ago.”

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ilyjerome · 1 year

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i want you to catch a cold with me <3

pairing; yang jungwon x gender neutral reader! ☆彡

genre; fluffy fluff

prompt; jungwon fell sick, so being the best partner u are, you decide to try to give him breakfast in bed (so cute) ☹️

lowercase intended, not proofread kinda rushed lol

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you woke up early today. you had slept early so you’d wake up before him, even while sick, he always managed to wake up before you.

you looked over to your side to see your boyfriends figure sleeping peacefully - his cheeks tinted with a rosey pink and his mouth slightly agape with his chest rising up and down. he looked so cute it made you giggle :((

you finally got up and tip-toed over to your kitchen, what could you make for him? - you decided on pancakes and cutely cut up fruit. (i have no idea what people eat for breakfast) you didn’t wanna go through the process of baking them so you just used the pancakes from the store, and you took the grapes, apples, kiwis and a dragonfruit out the fridge to cut up into hearts for him :)

you take the skin off the grapes, skin the apple and cut it up into many skinny pieces and some hearts, make small dragonfruit and kiwi hearts with your cookie cutter you use for xmas. it looked so aesthetically pleasing and you were so proud of yourself

also making a glass of water for him, you walk back over to your bedroom and slowly to open the door to his still-sleeping figure, he hadn’t moved an inch. you placed the glass on his bedside table while placing the plate on your lap as you sat by him - you moved a hair out of his face, and shook his shoulder.

“jungwon~” … “jungwonn~” he groaned and rubbed his eyes, straightening his back and sitting up a little - “good morning” “morning my love, i made you breakfast” a smile grew on his face as you handed him the plate, he giggled “this is cute. thank you” he reached over to rub your arm as a thank you, “you’re welcome. there’s water here for you too, call me when your done and i’ll take the plate. i’ll be in the living room” you flashed him a smile and left the room.

you heard his shout for you, but it hadn’t even been 3 minutes- you basically forbid him to leave the bed unless he needs to shower or use the toilet and he didn’t mind it. as you opened the door you noticed he left the fruit, “yeah? do you not want it?” you sat on your side of the bed scooting closer, you rubbed his forehead - “you’ll be better soon wonie :)” “i hope so.. i don’t like being so tired all the time. i can’t spend time with you” “but, don’t you want the fruit? they’ll make you feel better, my love is infused in them, can’t you tell?” he flashed you a face, “i wanted to eat them with you”

“won.. you need them more than me, they have nutrients that will make you get better and feel better, plus there’s more in the fridge if i want some.” he moved the bed covers for you to get under them with him. and you did, leaning your head on his shoulder and picking up a piece of fruit and putting it in his mouth. he tried to do the same, but you said no.

“y/n” you hummed in response, “can you look at me?” you sat up and turned your body to him. “what?” he quickly pecked your lips, leaving you in shock and covering them - “yang jungwon! i’m going to be sick!” he laughed. “yeah. i want you to catch a cold with me.” “shut up and eat your fruit.” jungwon giggled at your cuteness and tried to feed you one, you ate it of course, you can’t say no to him after that.

you fed him one of the last pieces of fruit after he ate (most) of them, until you said his name and turned to him. “i’ll catch a cold with you.” you grabbed his cheeks and kissed him, you could feel him smiling throughout it and while you pulled away, you could see the rosey pink tint in his cheeks come back.

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#jungwon fluff #enhypen fluff #enhypen #kpop fluff #kpop x reader #enhypen x reader #jungwon x reader #yang jungwon fluff #jungwon #i land #jungwon is so cute im crying #jungwon enhypen

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dove-da-birb · 8 months

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My Makeup

People seemed interested, so this is a post of my makeup. I didn't include everything I have, as I have more moisturizers, setting powder, setting spray, and brushes. So yeah.

My favs will be bolded.

I use makeup for expression purposes; makeup has no gender babes.

People who seemed interested; @eynnwwyjth, @krenenbaker, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @silvers-numberonefan

Eyeshadow Palettes

Palette; Fierce by Nature from Morphe (I think it's out of circulation now)

1st Row; Trance, Consume, Frenzy, Power Play, Savage, The OG, Disrupt

2nd Row; Temptin', Flame Game, Ferocious, Come Alive, Major Hottie, Stun Wild, Embers

3rd Row; New Flame, Ball of Fire, Red Alert, Make Believe, Unstoppable, Explode, Hot Contents

4th Row; Domination, Full Blast, Ignition, Mesmerize, Inferno, In Command, Hypnotic

5th Row; Stamina, Warning Label, Combust, Outta Control, Smolder, Jolt, Smoked Out

Palette; Oh Boy by Morphe (out of circulation too I think)

1st Row; Hendrix, Derick, Benji, Maddox, Alexander

2nd Row; Jacob, Wyatt, Timmy, Carter, Liam

3rd Row; Max, Kai, Austin, Mace, Blake

4th Row; Bentley, Jax, Chris, Jonah, Oliver

5th Row; Paxton, Knox, Eli, Jace, Daniel

I only really have it to have a neutral palette just in case I need to do something more business or formal.

Palette; 18 Hit Wonder by e.l.f

1st Row; Supreme, Vibrant, Moss, Peachy, Quartz, Pave

2nd Row; Velvet, Electric, Evergreen, Solar, Heat, Candy

3rd Row; Royal, Shade, Element, Summer, Penny, Danger

I also use this to do some dorm-inspired makeup; plus look at that rainbow.

Single Eyeshadows (also blush and highlighters but I use them as eyeshadow too)

Starting at the top left;

Dito Galaxy Shade in Mars

Autobalm Day2Night in Lombard ST

Wander Beauty in Bouquet

Kaleido Cosmetics Skin Blush in Primadonna

Bottom row, left to right;

Nomad Cosmetics Desert Sands

Araceli Jalisco Eyes in Tequila

Estate Dew Me Baked Highlighter Powder in Lit

inmo cosmetics velveteen dream shadow in Kween Bee

Ciate London blush highlighter in Pinch Me

All from IPSY; why did they keep on sending me gold eyeshadows?

Foundations & Moisturizers

Left to right;

Camelina + Strobe Luminizing Primer (I use it as a highlighter)

tarte Maracuja Tinted Hydrator in 10N Fair Neutral

ColourPop Pretty Fresh Foundation in Light 40N

Formula 10.0.6 Thirst No More! Moisturizer

I mix the two shades together, but it also depends on the season. I don't wear foundation very often, so yeah.

Clear Lip Stuff

Left to right;

Bath & Body Works Pumpkin Cupcake

(Malin + Gotez) mojito lip balm

Ciate London Watermelon Burst Hydrating Lip Oil

Jersey Shore Cosmetics Watermelon Moisture Rich Hydrating Balm

Bath & Body Works Champagne Toast Lip Gloss

Lipsticks

Left to right;

e.l.f Sheer Matte Liquid Lipstick in Bright Poppy

Lottie London Slay All Day in Fleek

melt in rebound

Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm in Sienna Rose

e.l.f. Sheer Slick in Dragonfruit

bellapierre cosmetics Mineral Lipstick in Envy

Liquid Eyestuff

Left to right;

L.A. Colors Eye Marker in Blue

Covergirl Exhibitionist Lash Enhancing Liquid Eyeliner in Matte Black

Wet n Wild Mega Volume Mascara

item Lid Glaze in Lunar Drop

Kokie Profesional Crystal Fusion Liquid Eyeshadow in Polaris

#dove's makeup stuff #i don't plan on getting any more until i use up something #also idk if the foundation options are great with the ones i use; for colourpop they have 42 options but it's :/#might get colour matched at sephora when i go idk #neon eyeshadow my beloved <3 #ALSO I WENT APESHIT WHEN I SAW A BLUE EYELINER I FUCKING LOVE IT #yes i do twst inspired makeup on the occasion; or an attempt is made #... yeah all of it is def 'expired' but bitch i paid money and I'm getting my money's worth

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rainiishowers · 1 year

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Incorrect Obey Me Quotes

Simeon: MC, I am questioning your sanity... Solomon: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start. ---- *At Disneyland, in the teacups* Barbatos, Diavolo and Lucifer: *spinning a little and talking* MC, Mammon and Solomon: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Diavolo: That looks fun! Lucifer: No- ---- Luke: I need a long word. Mammon: T-rex but the long one. ----

Lucifer: Mammon, we tried things your way. Mammon: No, we didn't. Lucifer: Let me rephrase that.. Lucifer: I tried things your way in my head and it didn't work. ---- Solomon: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away. MC: What makes you say that? Solomon: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it? MC: Sol... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you? Solomon: *internally screams in anger* ---- Belphegor: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention. ---- Lucifer, sleeptalking: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time. MC: MC: I-Is that normal?? Mammon: Yea... ---- Mammon: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... Satan: Only as their rodeo clown. ---- Mammon: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Mammon: Fruits that do live up to their names? Mammon: Orange. ---- Lucifer: Satan, you need to calm down. Satan, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?! ---- Mammon: *sees someone doing something stupid* Mammon: What an idiot. Mammon: *realizes it's MC* Mammon: Wait, that's MY idiot! ---- Diavolo: Are you mad? Barbatos: No. Diavolo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby...? ---- Beelzebub: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? Satan: They need to learn how to protect us. ---- Satan: Who the fuck- Simeon: Language! Satan: Whom the fuck- Simeon: No. ---- Leviathan: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Mammon: Those are Pokemon cards. Leviathan: You got a magikarp. Mammon: ... Leviathan: It means 'fuck you'. ---- Mammon: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. MC: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Mammon: Not when you’re playing with Satan, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” ---- Baby! Satan: I wish I had more enemies. Asmodeus: I’m sure you will someday, honey. ---- Solomon: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Lucifer: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Beelzebub: Wasps? Mammon: Terriers? Solomon: Luke. Luke: Hey!! ---- Solomon: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Luke: But don't you hate yourself...? Solomon: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused. ---- Asmodeus: I know you love them. Mammon: I am not in love with MC! Asmodeus, staring at Mammon: I never said who... Mammon: *realizes* Mammon: Shit. Well, anyways-

#omswd #om! brothers #om! side characters #obey me incorrect quotes

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itjazzbicch · 1 year

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Just Friends? PT. 2

Pairing: Takashi Mitsuya x Fem Reader

Summary: Based off of Just Friends?

Going on their real first date, Mitsuya makes sure it’s special at one of their favorite places, full of fun and when someone tries to ruin their date, things go better than expected…

Warnings: light swearing, a bit of a fight

Word Count: 1.1k

I DO NOT OWN THIS GIF:

The second I woke up in the morning, all I could think about was Mitsuya and that I was actually going on a real date with him!

Spent what felt like forever trying to find the right outfit, but curiosity paused that when I got a text around noon, him saying:

[Hey, I’ll be over in an hour or so! Also, pack some swim gear]

Swim gear? That made me even more nervous, but I had a simple one piece and wore it under my clothes. It was either the beach or public pool we were going to, not minding either because I loved to swim.

Exactly an hour passed when I heard his motorcycle outside, skipping out of the house and over to him with a smile:

“Hey you!”

“Hey!” He smiled back, holding out a helmet for me, “Hop on!”

I tighten my backpack before taking the helmet and hopping on behind him, arms wrapping around his waist:

“Where are we going that we need swim stuff?”

“Your favorite place!” He smiled back at me, taking off on his bike and as we drove through town, noticing that we were heading to the beach, I couldn’t stop smiling.

Just the salt smell of the ocean water made me so happy. It’s was my first time going to the beach this summer and being with Mitsuya? I knew it was going to be fun.

After he parked his bike and got our things, the first thing we did was find a spot near the shore to place out our towels.

Feeling eyes on me while revealing my swimsuit, my eyes couldn’t help but glance at his shirt coming off, growing hot in the cheeks, not paying attention when he yelled out:

“I’ll beat you to the water!”

He took off running and laughing, having me chase him:

“Hey! You got a head start!”

I could tell he only did it to tease me and it was funny. Because of his head start, he was already in the water, yelling back:

“I did no such thing!”

At the same time, he splashed me and the water was cold, making me jump and squeal, but also getting revenge:

“I see how it is!”

I splashed him right back and we got so lost being goofy, splashing, pushing each other into waves. I don’t think this day could’ve been anymore perfect.

We jumped some waves, walked along the shore finding cool sea shells, built sandcastles. There wasn’t a single second where there wasn’t a smile on my face.

Although, it was a warm day outside and while trying to cool down with some water I packed with me, I spotted a shaved ice stand by the boardwalk.

Mitsuya read me well, noticing what my eyes were locked on, “Thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Oh yeah,” I smiled, not needing to say anything more, taking his hand and running off to the board walk.

Something about his hand in mine felt so right, his smile so handsome and precious, making mine even brighter.

This shaved ice stand had a lot of options! It took me a moment to decide but just watching and receiving our little cups with spoons., I knew it’d be refreshing.

“You got dragonfruit right?” Mitsuya looked to mine curiously, us walking to find an empty bench to sit on, nodding as I took a scoop, then got a spoonful for him:

“And it’s so good! Give it a try!”

While going to feed him the small scoop, someone bumped right into me, intentionally knocking my cup of shaved ice to the ground.

“Watch where the hell you’re walking!”

Looking up, these two guys looked familiar, I just couldn’t put my finger on it, till I remembered the movies yesterday. They were with that creep in my class!

“How about you watch where you’re walking?” I growled back, knowing they did that on purpose. “You had to slap my dessert out of my hand too?!”

I was so sick of these guys, unable to control the brief anger I was feeling, but Mitsuya handed me his cup, stepping in front of me, “Don’t worry, babe. You can have mine.”

“Oh yeah, we heard how you treated our friend. But I guess sluts start early, huh?” They sure thought they were funny and my jaw literally dropped at their words, but dropped even more, when Mitsuya punched him in the mouth, grabbing his tank top and growling at him:

“Call her a slut again. Come on, big guy.”

It wasn’t like Mitsuya to start a fight, so that alone blew me away, let alone the looks on their faces. They were scared and just that one punch showed they were no match for him.

“That’s what I thought,” Getting no response, he shoved that guy away and they proved that they were just punks, running off.

“I’m sorry that you had to see that.”

When Mitsuya turned back to me, I was still in shock. Just staring and he began to feel guilty:

“Of course those guys had to come along and ruin our date. Hearing him call you that just made me so angry-“

“Who said our date was ruined?” I began to smile, saying softly, “Thank you. No one’s ever stood up for me like before.”

“You don’t have to thank me-“ He smiled back and I was so happy that I sat our cup down, and gave him the biggest hug.

“If anything, that just made my whole day,” I giggled, making sure there was no guilt left within him and it was surely gone, taking the cup and finally getting to sit:

“And since they ruined yours, you can have all mine,” He smiled, feeding me a spoonful, “It’s called tigers blood.”

I think his was better than mine, awing at the interesting, but sweet taste, smiling when I finished, “I actually like that more than the dragonfruit. Thanks babe.”

Seeing him being the one a little blushy this time made me giggle more, but I asked just to be sure:

“You don’t mind if I call you babe, right?”

“Why would I mind my girl calling me babe?”

I thought when those guys showed up our date was going to take a turn for the worst, but it got so much better.

Even the sun didn’t fill me with as much warmth as he did when he leaned to me, kissing me softly. It felt like I was filled with sunlight, lightweight and ready to drift into the clouds.

Naturally, I scooted closer while kissing back, feeling beyond happy when he held my hand, our lips parting and neither one of us unable to stop smiling.

“You’re the best, Mitsuya. You know that?” I just needed him to know that, how me made my world so bright unlike anyone else, knowing that now, we were official.

“No,” He played back, booping his nose with a soft kiss, “You are.”

#Tokyo Revengers #Tokyo Revengers fluff #Tokyo Revengers imagine #tokyo Revengers fic #Tokyo Revengers x reader #Tokyo rev #Tokyo rev imagine #Tokyo rev fic #tokyo rev fluff #Tokyo rev x reader #takashi mitsuya #takashi mitsuya x reader #Takashi Mitsuya imagine #Takashi Mitsuya fluff #takashi Mitsuya fic #read and enjoy

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bloomneiya · 5 months

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alrighty here's a wip of my dragonfruit famous modern au !! :))

MK never talked about it, nor did he ever mention it. He always got jittery and answered nervously: "She's always been like that!" when that simply wasn't the case at all. Redson could tell something was off, and he was nosy — he hated doing so, but he has no other choice in this instance. Therefore, he always pushed MK to talk about it.

"Do you have her cashapp?"

"Wha.. of course I do! I'm just not giving it to you."

"Why not?"

"Because, It's just how she is!"

"Then gimme her step!"

"Oh my god, you are just not gonna stop asking me!!"

Redson was chasing MK around their apartment, it was a luxury that Redson was able to afford now that he was as big and popular as he was. Yet, MK refused to budge, he wasn't willing to give up this information. Which was reasonable, but why? Mei was usually so open, what stopped her from doing so now?

Redson huffed, stopping his movements, which warranted a worried stare from MK, who was curious as to why he stopped so suddenly. "You're..gonna stop chasing me?" MK questions, the response he would get was that of silence. Redson couldn't force anyone to give him information, and clearly this was important, and a touchy subject that MK was refusing to give in on. He could understand if Mei was going through hard times, he was questioning as to why she wanted nobody to help her. If she asked, he would help. Regardless, he was going to get to the answer by the end of the day. So later that night, he does.

He didn't realize it, but he had gotten a late night text from Mei. After wishing MK a good night, they both went to their bedrooms. He doesn't respond immediately, taking a moment to analyze her text message, especially with the photo that followed it.

"yooooo! late night recording?"

The photo followed behind it was of a bowl of sweet red buns resting in her lap, but her face was nowhere to be seen. The picture had her background in it, but nothing else could be seen but the fact that she was clearly in bed, and so was he. He had smiled to himself, find the image to be cute. 'Not tonight I don't feel like it." And he doesn't send a photo behind it, but this doesn't seem to deter Mei from stopping her constant photos. She responds back with speed, a picture right behind it just like the first time. 'welp, always tomorrow right? chilling with mk or wat?' this time with a photo of the TV she was watching — it was a random kdrama, something he remembered her mentioning before, and yet the name didn't linger in his head when seeing it.

'Naahhh..'

'He went to sleep early to go visit Pigsy and Tang since they're in the city over.'

'oh.'

'then you'll have all that free time for interviews and stuff right? don't you got things to do? you're HUUGGGE now!!'

She wasn't wrong, he had things to do, but he wanted nothing more than to clear his schedule and see what was wrong with her. What was going on with Mei? He couldn't find a way to bring it up without being straightforward and straight to the point. How could he? Redson had always been a straight forward person. She doesn't send a photo this time, and Redson could see that this time it was on purpose. They were talking about him now, but he really did want to see her.

'Can you send a photo of yourself?'

[ SENT ]

[ DELIVERED ]

[ READ ]

Ah, fuck. There's no going back from that now. He nearly throws his phone across his room, almost instantly turning it off and getting ready to lunge it towards his wall right besides his bedroom door. Until his phone buzzed. The vibration lingering in the palm of his hands, but he doesn't look immediately. Instead, he takes a deep breathe, feeling the burning sensation resting on his cheeks, his hands shaking almost slightly. He had never asked someone for something like that? Let alone a girl. Yeah, Mei was a friend, but he simply could only hoped she didn't send what he thought he sent — y'know, nudes? Yeah, he couldn't bare being the first to see Mei in such a state.

But maybe, just maybe. He could. Even so, he was hesitant to unlock his phone, the lockscreen photo being a picture of his mother hugging him tightly, then his home screen simply being a picture of her, as he said, but still the photo was more than he wanted. It showed Mei, of course, but it showed her standing in front of a mirror on the back of a door — it was clearly the front door, as he assumed.

Her figure was in a big T-shirt that seemed to swallow her whole, but it only stopped mid thigh. It was black, and it was short sleeved, and her hair was in two cute buns with her bangs hanging over along with a few loose strands. Her cheeks were a rosy red while one hand held her phone up to presumably take the photo as the other sat on her hip.

This photo was absolutely nothing, but it was absolutely demolishing him where he sat. He was swooning over the bare but of skin showing, over the cute pout the rested on her face, and hell, he even cringed at his own thoughts, but he didn't give a damn with the snarky response she sent as the following.

'is this better than getting panties and bras thrown at you on stage?'

The click of his tongue could be heard, and all of a sudden he realized what MK was talking about earlier, but he had to stay on track as to why he was talking to her in the first place. Despite this, he does save the photo, and he will put it as his home screen later.

'Are u going to tell me why tf u refuse to tell me why you have a 9 to 5 job with a 13$ an hour as a pay?'

'did mk tell you?'

'tell me what?'

...

.....

...

Then nothing. She stopped typing.

#lmk #lego monkie king #lmk mei #lmk dragonfruit #lmk red son #lmk mk #mei x red son

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lazypanartist · 2 years

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Donatello had never felt closer to being in grave danger as he was at this very second.

Here he was, seated at the bar of a yokai party, sipping on a juice, while his fool brothers were getting themselves caught and thrown out at every turn.

All who was left to grab the Leopard Pendant was him and him alone. Leo was busted when he snagged the wrong necklace. Raphael accidentally knocked drinks onto a powerful Nekomata. Michelangelo had been his best bet while he was working some extra recon, until he was caught checking out the rooms nearby to find any fast exists in case of an emergency egress being needed.

All that was left was him. And, in all honesty, he would've called it quits, turned in, and then worked out another attempt for another time. After wringing his brothers' necks and throwing them in the back of any passing garbage trucks.

But there were 2 issues with that. The first being this was a once a year event for this powerful yokai family. One with a long line of battle nexus champions. Big Mama had her eyes set on the pendant as well, and where she had 364 other days to get her claws on it, they had One.

The other was that the current holder of the pendant was sat next to him. A massive panther yokai, with sleek black fur and paws with deadly claws and teeth that could rip him into turtle bits. Yes, you were seated next to him.

And you had JUST started talking to him.

His earpiece was practically blowing up with his brothers, all watching the hidden camera feeds (originally Leo's new task once he was booted) and having a front-row seat to the turtle-buffet he was about to become. You weren't even looking at him, staring at your drink as you said...something...to him.

His brothers were going to fast track him to trouble with all their shouting at him.

"I-I'm sorry, excuse me. The music, I...what did you say?"

A wry grin made your whiskers twitch. "I asked, if you were having a nice time at the party."

He could smell the drink on your breath. Dragonfruit, starfruit, cactus fruit, pomegranate juice.

<"Say Yes." Leo hissed.>

"Ah! Yes I am. Sorry, these aren't normally my...thing, you see."

"Mh, I understand." Your voice rippled in rich rumbles, reminding him somewhat of a purr. "I normally don't do parties myself. They aren't FUN to me. But, you know parents."

His dad would be the last to do a yearly showoff of something like his family history or whatever the reason this party was thrown for. "Oh yeah, no. Absolutly. My dad does one to celebrate....his...movies."

That made you smile, and snicker slyly into your paw.

He was so scared, he felt his heart squeeze at that.

<"That's good Don! Keep em laughing!" Raph cheered. "They close their eyes when they laugh.">

So you did, it seems.

"Did uh, you see the idiot who got kicked out earlier?"

<"HEY">

"Which one?" you hummed, still not looking at him. "The moron who gave my grandfather a martini bath or the one who got caught trying to sneak into an armory?"

<"That was an armory?">

"Oh wow! Busy night for dum dums, eh?"

You snickered at that, and...despite how big you were, and frighteningly powerful, Donatello felt his confidence swelling at that.

...You had a cute laugh. And smile, despite how sharp it was.

Clearing his throat, he looked over more, leaning against a propped up hand. "Othello von Ryan," he hummed, offering a three-fingered hand for you to shake. The music faded into a new song, and neons lit up the room in swaths of deep purples and reds and pinks. He looked good in purple lighting.

[Aquí, gatito~]

All that confidence popped as soon as you turned and faced him fully, opening your eyes and locking with his own. He barely registered you taking his hand in your own, and the smokey rumble of your name coated his brain like thick honey, sticking itself everywhere. You said something, but he couldn't for the life of him figure out what. The music swirled around you both, and he found himself caught. Trapped.

Galileo and NASA didn't know SHIT. The stars were in your fur as the spots (Spots!! You were no panther, you were a black jaguar!!) caught neons in their depths and swirled with the glittering sheen, shimmering like oil slick. The occasional bright sparkle made him think of meteors flashing across your coat. And if your fur was the stars...

You had quasars in your eyes. Glowing in the dark, and capturing his mind, his tongue, and his heart.

Whatever mystic spell you cursed Donatello with was powerful, and it scared him more while also enthralled him to you.

[Come on and hit me with them Night Eyes~]

<"SAY YES ALREADY!!" Screamed Mikey.>

"Y-yes?"

You seemed pleased with that, and- oh. Oh he was being led away. Away from the bar, and into the throngs of people. Oh your paws were on his shoulders, claws so close to his throat-

And you were dancing.

It took a few seconds for the soft-shelled turtle to gather himself, but when he did, he gave an easy grin as you lead him into the fray, swaying with him as the two of you danced.

Bootyyyshaker9000 quickly found his groove.

[The night is young you've only just begun. You're fancy, and you look so fine~]

He shimmied next to you, hips swaying as the two of you slipped into something chaotic and beautiful and oh so intimate. It made him feel magnetized to you. Your eyes refracted neon lights like starbursts and it drove him crazy.

[Crawling through the streets to your own silky beat, the spirit of a wild feline~]

<"NOW! YOU HAVE A CLEAR SHOT, GRA-">

Your voice overruled anything his brothers shouted, flooding his ears and brain in lush tones that make the terrapin want to melt as you purred the lyrics to him, asked him about himself, complimented his suit, his voice... Instead, he grabbed you, and despite how powerful you were compared to him, began leading you, shimmying and stepping rhythmicly to the beat. A samba? No, calypso, he thinks is what this is called-

Your claws scratched oh so delicately beneath his chin. He swallowed nervously. You looked like a cat that cornered a mouse, toying with it, something to break and-

Your paw cupped the side of his face, and you pressed your own face against the other side. A flirt. A tease.

[Dangerously pretty like a big bad kitty, Causing trouble wherever you roam~]

"You're sweet and vicious," Donatello echoed, eyes wide. Was this all a game? "Infectiously delicious."

"I think I wanna take you home~"

He swallowed nervously at your reply. Taking a deep breath, he steeled his nerves. You wanted to play? He could play.

<"Don grab it and go, hurry up-">

He tapped the earpiece subtly, turning it off. You were grabbed as he began to lead YOU, weaving his strides through the crowd as he spun you. He felt your ink coloured tail swipe teasingly past his hips, and you looked oh so pleased as he engaged. The two of you began to make galaxies on the dancefloor as your steps were dripping in skill.

"You're walking slick fantastica," You sang as the two of you chased one another like shooting stars in the night, "You got the street reaction, yeah. You always take us by surprise. Moving like a panther, do you wanna dance?"

"Yeah." He answered unthinkingly.

"You're gonna get me with those night eyes~"

Fine.

"You're coat is black galactica, hypnotically spectacular," He trilled in response, flooding you with praise,"You're like a devil in disguise. Moving like a panther, do you wanna dance?"

"Yeah!"

He cupped your face, staring deep into the supernovas as he locked eyes while pulling you into a long, laviscious dip, fingers trailing your sleek fur. "You're gonna get me with those Night Eyes," He purred.

When you were lifted, you stepped back, smirking as you beconed him to follow. You walked backwards, and he found himself unable to help stalking after you.

[Un trance salvaje, Un trance salvaje, Un-]

You had lead him backwards through the milkyway and into a hallway, where he found himself pinned to the wall with his hands above his head, your mouth near his throat.

Oh, Einstein, his knees were going to give out.

[Haunt me, hunt me, thrill me, kill me. Fill me with desire. Hypnotize me with them eyes, please-]

"You know, Othello von Ryan, you are AWFULLY smooth." You rumbled, teeth grazing his jawline. The purple-suited ninja thought fleetingly of his hidden weapons but...not yet. No. You hadn't hurt him YET.

He'd see what you would do.

[Baby, take me higher~]

Swallowing nervously, he shuddered a bit in your grip. "O-oh? You think so?"

"Mhm~ I don't think I've ever met someone like you. No one's danced with me like that before, certainly. Or ever, really. I'm usually...too scary for them."

Archimedes give him strength...

"Mmh, you're ah, a bit intimidating-but!!" You nipped him! "But, I just found myself utterly entranced by your ethereal eyes~"

The purr you rewarded him with was everything he could ever hope for in his life, and it would never be too soon for him to hear it vibrate through his body like that again.

"My eyes? That's so sweet..~ Listen, I know what this all is. I'm no moron, and I know who you are."

"Ah! Oh, okay, um. Cards all put on the table kind of kitty, huh? Ahaha, um-"

"But here's a little family secret: We are no fans of Big Mama." The way you hissed hissed her name made images of moldten planet cores and fiery solar flares creep into his mind. "She has paid off the elders of my family so that the rest pf us may be thrust into her barbarian fight pit as entertainment. We have many champions, yes, but I've been to more funerals than I can count. The list for eligibles is getting smaller."

The mutant gasped as your mouth traced hauntingly along his throat. A threat. A promise.

A cry for help.

"Big Mama is coming soon. You need to get back to your brothers."

It was a blur escaping the party, slinking out before he was caught by someone with little qualms about crushing him to bits. He met up with his brothers, shaken up as they sped away in the turtle tank. A two fingered hand brushed against where his thundering heart was, luminescent gaze still burning in his brain. He could feel his heart beat, an indication of his life as his brothers bombarded him with questions and demands and-

...what in the..?

Frowning, he dipped his hand hinto his breast pocket and pulled out a long silvery chain, the Leopard Pendant secured on the end. Raphael, Leonardo, and Mikey all cheered-

As well as a note. A phone number, but all his brain focused on was the message.

'dance with me again. - Night Eyes'

WHOOH

Spy on Spy shenanigans to lovers?? YES

#kana's chats #rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie x reader #📝 anon

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wildegeist · 1 year

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The Dunkin' mystery donut experience

I went to Dunkin' yesterday and had one of the strangest experiences and it went a little something like this

Me: *pulls into drive thru* Uhh yeah so I'll have the medium strawberry dragonfruit coconut refresher and I'll also have one of the brownie batter donuts

Worker: I'm so sorry we're totally out of those and uh, a lot of things.

Me: Oh ok that's cool, what do you have then

Worker: Uhh, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate-- uh... Tom what's that one?

Other worker: I have no clue.

Worker: Uhh, we also have this... what is this thing it has like green on it and looks weird but it's heart shaped?? Is that the shamrock frosting??

Other worker: I genuinely have no idea what it is, I can't tell you. Uh hey Josh what is that?

ANOTHER worker: Uhhhh I dunno

The people in the store proceed to try talking and figuring out what the hell this weird mystery donut is in real time over the speaker. They don't come to any conclusion. I become curious and go "haha. I'll try your mystery donut then why not" so they give me this mystery donut in a bag and my drink and I go.

I take home the donut and it's the most fucked up looking thing ever, like it was in the heart shape and it had miscellaneous color frostings on it, some of which did include green. And some weird brownish one that half melted off. Some frosting was there and there were also patches of some non frosted areas, unclear if the maker missed or it simply sloughed off at some point. A bit of clear glaze too? But only on the top with the rest of the frosting mess. I don't know how to describe what I saw, and I can't emphasize to you enough how fucked up this thing looked.

It looked like an abomination but it tasted okay. I did eat it despite the fact that it looked like it was baked in Chernobyl and would probably kill me on contact.

Still can't tell you what flavor it was though

#no i dont have a picture #i got really stoned and scarfed it down later in the day because i was too afraid to eat it sober #so taking a picture wasnt on my mind #mystery donut #wildemusings

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poppyseedoncaffeine · 10 months

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Sun and Moon show quotes because my sleep paralysis demon said so

Most of these aren't in character and I think its funny, Also Rays is good Eclipse and ya'll know who jigsaw is.

Monty, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Monty: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Monty: Lunar… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lunar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Monty: Monty: I wrote sanitize, Lunar.

Lunar: Can we get a birthday cake? Sun: It’s not your birthday. Lunar: The cake won’t know!

Monty: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

Shapeshifter: transforms to look like Monty Monty: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Eclipse: Look at the buns on that guy! Lunar: lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns Monty: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Eclipse: I'm not going back to jail!

Eclipse: Could you be anymore annoying? Goast!Lunar: Yes.

Goast!Lunar: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Lunar, holding a scooter: Monty! Can I go outside and play with this? Monty: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Lunar, running outside: Thanks Monty! Monty, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

While the Squad is in a battle Goast! Blood Moon, trying to warn Sun about the location of an enemy: To the left! Sun, Extremely sleep deprived: Take it back now y'all! *gets decked in the face*

Moon: Did you two buy eggs like I asked? Lunar: Even better! Moon: What did you- Earth holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.

KC: What’s the status up here? Rays: Fucked up, about to die, Sun’s a nerd. The usual.

Monty, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Rays: Tea. Monty: Wrong. It's coffee.

Sun, in a room with Monty, Moon, and KC: It’s calm in here. Sun: It scares me…

Lunar: sharpens knife We've got ways of making people talk. Lunar: cuts piece of cake Jigsaw: …Can I have some? Lunar: Cake is for talkers.

Sun: How would you rate your pain? Rays: 0/10. Would not recommend.

Sun: Lunar, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery. Lunar: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

Eclipse: What's two plus two? Monty, has a concussion: Math. Eclipse: …I will accept that answer.

Lunar: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Foxy: Why start now?

Monty: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Monty: Fruits that do live up to their names? Monty: Orange.

Rays: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Rays Moon: …I was hungry.

Bloody: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? Lunar: remembers dancing to the ringtone Lunar: I didn’t hear it.

Moon: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Eclipse, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

KC: Uh, Moon? Rays is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Moon: What? Bloody: I think they meant, Rays is drowning. Moon: WHAT?! Meanwhile Rays: is drowning Lunar: OH MY GOD, RAYS! KEEP SWIMMING! Rays: I can't swim, dumbass— sinks Lunar: RAYS!

out grocery shopping Rays: takes a free sample twice Rays: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Earth: We all have our demons. Sun, grabbing Blood moon: This one’s mine!

Monty: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself. Rays: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life. Monty: Rays: Or something mean about you.

Sun: I’m so tired. Rays: Did you get to bed late? Sun: No. Rays: Did you do something strenuous? Sun: No. Rays: Then why are you tired? Sun: I’m alive. Rays: Sounds exhausting.

Monty: Hey, how did my phone break? Sun: You were drunk yesterday. Monty: And? Lunar: You threw it. Monty: Why? Eclipse: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Monty: And why didn’t you stop me?! Foxy: We were busy laughing our asses off.

Monty: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. KC: What are you passionate about? Monty: Sleeping.

Moon: You’re a loose cannon, Eclipse. Eclipse: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Monty: I think you play by your own rules. Earth: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Moon: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Eclipse: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Rays is a loose cannon. Rays: smashes a chair Aah! You shut your trap, Eclipse! Earth: I’d say Rays’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Monty: Now I’m just confused. Is Eclipse a loose cannon or not? Moon: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Eclipse: groans Rays: Aw, man.

Monty: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.

KC: I ran into Monty in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their Bass guitar.

Eclipse: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Lunar.

Foxy: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Monty: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Monty: You know, people treat me like a god. Foxy: How? Monty: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Monty: The floor is lava! Sun: helps Blood moon onto the counter Lunar: kicks Eclipse off the sofa Moon: lays on the floor Monty: …Are you okay? Moon: No.

Sun: Who hurt you? Rays: snorting What, do you want a list? Sun: …Yes, actually.

Eclipse: I feel so burnt out. Monty: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Eclipse: Are you gonna… assassinate me? Monty: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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