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nekobami · 3 months
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[tw: ALIEN MOLD SOFT-GORE] One of the saddest things about Rickless animals is that... Most don't have nobody to take care of them.
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"He promised me a Rick and Morty forever too."
"One hundred YEARS."
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fizzy-sodacan · 2 years
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I dont mean that last post or this one to be rude i just
What do i do??
Im not having a fun time doing this but it wouldbe so
It would make Them and even other people happy to finally have the fucking emotes but
I dont want to keep doing this im not having fun
I just want to draw hedgehogs but i dont even finish my own projects because i start more and then oops someone wants
This or That to be a thing so i do it but then oh no theres a missing fucking pride flag emote of that and jusr-
Eventually i dont have time for my own projects anymore.
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h0rsegirlpercy · 4 months
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Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
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mausolealdrift · 6 months
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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curioscurio · 4 months
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The Nefarious Anglerfish
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mindflayer-inc · 1 month
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
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liquidstar · 5 months
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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ryuzumisama · 1 month
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Chilchuck Timbs 👞
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andi-o-geyser · 9 months
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a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind
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llovely · 3 months
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
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weeb-dealer · 9 days
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its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.
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ispyspookymansion · 7 months
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BOO!
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oh sorry….come in…..hello…welcome to my halloween party ^_^ feel free to take a piece of candy and a goodie bag before you go okay? have a fun (and nostalgic) halloween season!!
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sosoribro · 3 months
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posting on main cuz i want people to hear this.
i'm starting to hate the whole "not like other girls" thing. like, i get it if its clearly a joke. but if someone is genuinely trying to talk about how they feel lonely/different because of having an interest, for example, that they feel other people don't relate to, don't just mock them and act like they just want to be quirky.
as someone who feels this way about my interests, we don't. that's the exact opposite of how we feel.
literally the whole reason as to why i don't like opening up to my friends is because they don't ever vent themselves, and i hate the thought of me finally trying to talk to them about my feelings, only for them to just view me as different because nobody else did. i don't want them to think i'm just doing it for attention.
as hard as it may be to believe, some people who claim to be "not like other girls" might not just want attention. they might not want to be quirky. they might just want to feel better about their traits, interests, or whatever they feel sets them apart from everyone else.
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triona-tribblescore · 3 months
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I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333
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nousanti · 2 months
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Lately I did wonder if you did it all to make you feel desired, for love to replace your shame.
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ot3 · 2 months
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i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.
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