#ykw fuck it. FUCK IT!! WE BALL

[breezere]

doogl

#u thought i was only immersed in saiou??? FOOL #there has been a THIRD THE WHOLE TIME #god i love these three so much the way i see them in my head is so fucking funny #i need to draw them more. and draw rantaro in general hes literally just a Guy i adore him #shuichi saihara #kokichi ouma #kokichi oma #rantaro amami #saioumami #idk if i should tag the individual ships hwhhgghdflgjgkf #ykw fuck it. FUCK IT!! WE BALL #saiouma #oumasai #amasai #saimami #oumami #breeze art #three is merely the number shuichi found out and bailed them out. the actual number is way higher /j

[null-hydrangea]

the 3 genders: Gamer, Slut, and A̷͙̤̙̤̜̣̲̖̩̜̹̘̻̫͛̾̄͊̈́̓͜͝͠Ạ̸̡͙̼̙̩͎͔͕̼̪͐̉̓̍͊̉̕̚A̸̡̞̭̗̜̳͚̳̟̻̓͋̎̍͐́̋̾͒̚͘͜͝ͅĄ̸̢̣̝̙̠̜͚͓͙̥͑͗͐̕̚ͅͅA̶̧̛̼̬̤͉͇̬̺̠̩̤̲̓́͋̈́͒͋͌͛̎̚͠

#“She is such a bad bitch though!” #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #should I tag the individual characters #toy freddy #toy bonnie #toy chica #mangle #ykw fuck it we ball #hydposting

[cryingforcrocodiles]

I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO IMPORTANT STUFF 2DAY BUT I FORGOTTTTT

#KILLING MYSELF #YKW... #fuck it we ball #gentxt

[scarrinotspooky]

my friend was like "hey wanna hit my vape" and i was like "ykw. yeah" because fuck it we ball.

it was burnt. thats why he asked if i wanted to hit it. it was burnt. he is cruel.

#i dont even VAPE. HES JUST MEAN. #he laughed so hard he had an asthma attack though he got his comeuppance #ooc tags; #scarri marlowe #scary marlowe #dndads #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies #taylor swift not that one #taylor swift #taylor swift dndads #vampire

[mikey-soft]

okay headcanon post but !!!!! i have a little idea that new arrivals in hell continue to suffer their fatal injury that caused their death in the form of most inconvenience!! this will last a few days and the effects will mostly subside. for alastor, this was a neverending, bleeding wound in the middle of his forehead alongside the BIGGEST migraine EVER and like i wont ramble about it in this post but i imagine new arrival alastor to be an absolute frazzled, fucked up DISASTER for like A Good While. anywhore !!! id say his first few months were him just. getting it together.,, the idea of him being a hot-shot as soon as he got to hell is just kinda lame imo .... dont you believe in boyfailure or whatever the kids say these days. hes confused !!! hes dazed!! very deer in headlights !!!!!!!!! it takes awhile for him to brush himself off and just. like. continue with his life !! guys Look at me okay Look At Me if you died RIGHT NOW and you woke up IN HELL would you be normal: yes or no. THE ANSWER IS NO im answering for you its no anywhore x2 !!!! all this to say, alastor's migraines never went away. theyve left and could even be just headaches at time, but its a pain that plagues him but ykw hes balling. fuck it we ball!! hed say ! (he would never say that)

#mikeysoft rambling #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor

[shojislady]

1.CHICKEN CONUNDRUM

"wtf is he talking ab- WHAT THE FUCK???!!" screamed y/n as midoriya suddenly landed on the hood of bakugos truck, glowing from his quirk.

"HOP THE FUCK OFF MY CAR AND GET IN!!" shouted bakugo at midoriya.

"my bad my bad" midoriya started. "mr.aizawa was stalking them halls so i jumped off my balcony into tree, then the truck"

"..."

"u so damn ghetto"

"literally"

"nigga shut up and drive"

"say less"

"WAIT LEMME SIT- FUCK"

"yall are so aggy"

.*•

"you niggas have no home training. no decorum. next time i wanna go somewhere at night, im taking shoji and tokoyami." she notified the two boys, who were STILL arguing. While you guys were supposed to be patiently waiting for your food, bakugo had the bright idea to start an argument with an eight year old because they said that "endeavor tops allmight no matter what!". This causes Midoriya to join the argument, rather than stopping it as he was supposed to, because he "wasnt gon let some prepubescent gremlin disrespect allmight like that." The commotion caught the attention of the parent, who ended up yelling at both the boys. Long story short, the boys were kicked out while y/n had to wait for their food, alone.

"not our faults. kid should learn the facts." bakugo said with a shrug, taking a hand off the steering wheel to grab some fries out of the bag.

"whatever, it doesn't matter," y/n began. "we need to figure out how to get back into the dorms without mr.aizawa seeing us."

"just ask bird boy if it's safe to come in yet, and if not make it safe." replied bakugo in a somewhat bitter tone.

"and who says he's gonna help us?"

"you know he's down bad for you y/n, just text him already so i can finally fuckin eat" midoriya muttered the last part.

"fine fine whatever😒"

.*•*.•

"thank u fumikage :)"

"no problem, y/n :>"

"bro, get a ROOM. i just wanna eat man.." midoriya grumbled, bag in hand. "u guys giving eachother the googly eyes is making me SICK"

"oh shut up, you're just mad she's not making them at you, nerd." whispered bakugo, making midoriya ball up his face and walk into the girls room.

(you can get envision the room however you want, but i'll give a visual if wanted)

saying her last good nights to tokoyami, the girl entered her room after katsuki, closing the door behind her. Her dorm room wasn't dirty, she kept it fairly organized, aside from a few things on the floor and cluttered nightstand. She kept a fan, because she liked her room cold. (she'd sometimes get shoto to cool it down for her)

Grabbing her remote from her nightstand and handing it to midoriya, she sits criss-crossed on the floor and takes food out, getting ready to eat.

"im bout to fuck this food up im so hungry🤤‼️ " she exclaimed, rubbing her hands together with a big smile on her face. "wait- did we get napkins yall?"

"oh..."

...

this mf had sauce all over his fingers.

ALL OVER.

"what the hell💀"

"ykw... come with me to the kitchen so i can grab some napkins and YOU can wash yo nasty ass hands.."

"OK! damn im coming!" he huffed, getting up from his spot next to the carpet, cautious as to not get sauce on anything.

"oh yeah, can you bring me my juice, too? it should be in the VERY back of the fridge, i had to hide my shit from dunce face bighead ass because he kept drinking it even AFTER i whooped his ass."

"okay, suki. i got you" she chuckled " but next time, just put it in my fridge, the only people that go in there besides me are you two and Sato." she responded as she walked out, softly shutting the door behind her, as they began their quick trip to the kitchen.

"that chicken good as hell tho." midoriya said as he entered the kitchen behind the girl.

"i can tell."

"aww n/n," he began to pout "don't be so mean :(" he whined, putting his saucy covered fingers on the sides of her face.

"izuku midoriya. i know damn well you didn't just rub that sauce on my face."

"uhh, whoops?"

.

.

.

war has begun.

"GET YO BLACK ASS OVER HERE"

"WAIT WAIT IM SOR- OuCH"

"THIS WHAT YOU GET"

"OK DAMN MY BAD YOUNG MAN! HARD HITTIN ASS"

"bitch- wash ur hands and let's go!" she mugged at him, shortly after draggin his ass.

Turning around & bending to grab bakugos juice out of the fridge, she felt something-or someone- come up behind her.

"izuku get yo ass from behind me unless you ready for round two of this ass whoopin."

"my bad princess, it's just a whole lotta ass in the way.." he said with a slight smirk. "and only beat my ass cuz you snuck me😒"

midoriya wasn't like this all the time, he was only really himself around y/n and bakugo. Mina only ever got a sneak peak, but he doesn't trust her as much as the other two. They're the only two people that he'd completely confide in.

"ok but seriously, that chicken is good as hell y/n. I only got like 4 pieces left."

".. four.. out of 20. izuku .. baby.. it wasn't going anywhere."

"ok but still, you can't-" "deku?"

looking left from where they were going up the stairs, there was uraraka, standing outside of her dorm room in her pjs. she stared straight ahead at midoriya, eyes never lingering.

"oh, hey uraraka!" he greeted with a small smile.

"hi! its like 4am, what are you doing up so late?" she responded

"oh, i'm just hanging out with y/n and kacchan! sorry, were we too loud?"

"no you're fine, just be sure to go to bed soon, okay? we wouldn't want you to be to tired too hang out tomorrow, right?"

y/n sighed and began to walk up the stairs, uraraka didn't even acknowledge the girl. this wasn't anything new. its was as if the she pretended y/n didn't exist. what did she do for the girl to not like her? she's always been cordial with her, never rude. she didn't understand.

"princess, you alright?" midoriya asked, bringing the girl out of her thoughts, and back into the outside world.

"yeah i'm good"

"you sure? i'm here to talk yknow."

"im ok zuku, let's just hurry back before katsu gets mad over this damn juice"

taglist: @ast4rg1rl

a/n: sorry about the super long wait ! i think im going to shorten and split my next chapters, cuz this took like 4 days to write and its not even that much LOL.

#bnha midoriya #izuku smau #izuku midoriya x reader #bnha smau #mha iida #mha x reader #mha deku #mha #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha fluff #mha fluff #bnha bakugou #shojislady

[420technoblazeit]

ykw sometimes u just gotta accept htat you've procrastinated too much adn youre not gonna make that deadline. and that's ok. fuck it we ball

#the pig squeals

[ilichillz]

Professor! Taeil x gn! Uni student! Reader » headcanons !

Warnings under the cut !

warnings; professor x student themes, suggestive thoughts, mentions of a bj, dilf taeil i’m ngl, age gap (reader is of age dw & taeil is late 30s), taeils kind of a dick ngl, gaslighting, the end is kinda cute but rushed its lowkey bad but ykw fuck it

Author note; on my taeil shit 😍 first post so not anything insane, just finally letting my taeil dilf agenda finally roam free, yk how it is. Tbh this isn’t the best cuz im writing this at 3am but fuck it we ball

·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·

Professor! Taeil who finds a note you passed to your friend during class that says, ‘Prof. Moon is such a dilf, i’d be on my knees for him any day.’ Of course, he couldn’t resist taking advantage of this…

Professor! Taeil who writes dirty flirty notes on your papers before returning them. “Interesting thesis, though I would’ve preferred to read it with you sitting on my lap ;)”

Professor! Taeil who pretends he doesn’t see your tomato-red face as you read them & quickly stuff the papers in your backpack before anyone can see. He could look at your flustered expression forever…

Professor! Taeil who brushes off your questions as to why he’s doing these things and gaslights you. “That’s quite an imagination you have there. I’m your teacher, remember? It would be very concerning if I was flirting with my students, wouldn’t it?”

Professor! Taeil who side-eyes the boy you seem to take a sudden interest in, watching as you squeeze his arm and whisper in his ear. He was just having fun so why is he so jealous?

Professor! Taeil who asks you to stay back after class to discuss your lacking attention span and makes you watch him grade papers. The only way he could get you to himself…

Professor! Taeil who feels bad for making you stay back and offers to buy you dinner. Just an innocent dinner, that’s all it is…

Professor! Taeil who offers you his coat when you appear cold, and lets you keep it for the evening as it was chilly outside. You looked cute in his clothes…

Professor! Taeil who is taken aback when you lace your fingers with his as soon as you exit the school grounds. Maybe flirting with ONE student isn’t that concerning…

#nct #nct u #nct 127 #taeil #moon taeil #nct taeil #taeil x reader #taeil x gn reader #taeil x male reader #fluff #angst #suggestive #idek what this is

[vampire6bux]

haveing a very risky shipment get sent to my house w my nosy ass family but Ykw fuck it we ball

#im too old for them to keep lookin thru my shit brah #’ooo Sowwy I thought it was 4 me’ Ho no U did not it’s got my damn naaaame on it #U just nosy‼️

[nochi-quinn]

candela obscura chapter 3 episode 2: h2WOAH that was fun (lie)

I love aabria's necklace

gotta go for the head

mermaid scales on gina?

I would think that would be more disorienting than anything

"ptsd time's over, get back to work"

god, having to piece stories back together out of what other people remember

too real dial it back

is this a weird time to point out that this might be the first time sam has actually looked his height at the table

he slouches, I don't know what to tell you

ashly's little look down and away at "what elsie did"

"I don't have any right to be angry. but I am so here we go"

sam oscar brent riegel I'm gonna mcfucking fight you

Who Wants To Live Forever

samuel

as noshir tries very hard not to corpse

these two are gonna kill me and I swear it's not because of HZD shipping

"you're awfully quiet madame glask" "what the FUCK do I say to that"

ykw between that and the pattern on the shawl I'm calling it, mermaid glask

me: lowkey zoned out aabria: backrooms me: wh

Unabridged??

Sexy Nun Propoganda

who's flashing the old man

"how old is he" "old as balls"

oh it's whatsherface from the old guard

see I called it he beats people with the chain

already homebrewing shit out of their own system

whups

"electric event" excuse

"sorry I killed the million-year-old man do you hate me"

SIR

"ewwwwwwwwww" "nice touch"

aabria that was an UNNECESSARY addition

"I'm acting like a cop, so I'm just acting real dumb"

not the la cucaracha

oscar wears red crocs, it's canon

"my immersion!"

"fluttering your eyelashes at the GM after you roll like shit" is always one of my favorite things

lmao liam's accent drop

"you sound exactly like ttrpg star Liam O'Brien!" "that hack?"

sea glask

I have been fully zoned out, which is not the show's fault, I'm just so tired

I have very little idea of what's going on but I think glask just adopted a god-child

WELP I'm awake now thanks aabria

rajan passenger princess confirmed

liam: hold up gotta make it sad

sam: hold up gotta make it sad

candela obscura: secure, contain, protect

this game just beat the fuck out of glask huh

"just leave it"

no more scene, I need sleep. I needed sleep an hour and a half ago

"in the hammerspace of whoever grabbed it"

#critical role #spoilers #crititag #liveblog #reaction post #candelatag

[ellemfaoh]

Crazy that I STILL get likes on my Black Phone writing. I wrote it like nearly two years ago so it’s kinda crazy that it’s still getting viewed and enjoyed.

I feel sorta morally wrong turning towards writing NSFW since I still have that on my profile and I’ve already experienced the “ur literally a whole adult and wrote about black phone wtf” kinda thing.

Ykw, fuck it we ball

[ahluvv]

drew enstars characters over nct behind the scenes cuz i was bored so 🌚

im ngl i only like 2/4 but ykw fuck it we ball

#ensemble stars #ensemble stars fanart #enstars #enstars fanart #keito hasumi #sora harukawa #yuta aoi #izumi sena #digital art #kpop x enstars

[akascow]

i like how the super mario games have been memed on for like drugs and stuff like "ohoho hes eating magic mushrooms hehehehe" for years and they were finally just like ykw fuck it we ball and made an entire drug induced acid trip of a game for mario wonder

#anyway im like 97% done with the game already its great #here i was thinking i was bad at smb but no im just bad at multiplayer bc my brother is mean and my dad just isnt good at it HAHA #super mario bros wonder

[brittapcrrys]

apologies to all lesbians, bi women & football (soccer flavour) fans but i once again need to mention football (afl) on the same night as a soccer (football) tragedy to bitch and moan abt goal umpires and like WHY is every goal not like..... reviewed in the background by default, the people are THERE, the cameras and microphones are set up for it whether the goal ump calls for a review or not so just fckn do it by default; hold off on updating the score ‘til that’s done (~score pending~ on the lil ticker for 90seconds or whatever) also why does this seems to apply to crows games, goals and, in wider BS umpiring and ‘who holds the umpires accountable for very obvious, biased and game-changing incorrect calls HUH we need a system for THAT’ marks, tackles, them just existing etc (also seems to happen disproportionately to port adelaide too but? idt it has LITERALLY cost them a game in the last ~2mins at least TWICE this year so.) keys or keyes or keayes or whatever tf ... that poor man is not gonna sleep tonight he’s gonna be going insane in that head of his, also AHAHA the umpiring and review team covering their arses “suond engineer can’t make a call because the hand makes louder contact with the pad at exactly the same time the ball (allegedly) did” but showing it again in slow-mo u can sEE the gap u can see the air between the ball and the pad/post likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yes we should’ve played better the whole damn game but !! that’s not the point! umpires have ADMITTED to making a wrong call that 99.95% cost us a game weeks ago and now This , mmm yes i know that all umpires n referees have been subjected to awful verbal abuse but ykw maybe some of the “mate, really??” and “are you serious??!!!” is 1. not that rude, just shock, 2. not an argument or an insult, just a question or clarification or instinct of disbelief in a moment, and 3. actually warranted and correct !!!  if ppl can boo and hiss and insult players (within reason) constantly, if the players have to answer to their clubs and the league and their members, Umpires gotta be held to account for THEIR contributions, including fuck-ups, to the game

#delete later. #my brother literally left the room he was so mad like he LOVES watching the post-game interviews and breakdowns ahhh #sports are dumb and i don't care but on the flipside they should be universally equally dumb they should be evenly stupid for All teams #and for all kinds of participants (players coaches umpires DOCTORS to throwback to the other afl BS that makes me mad weekly)

[pacdevil]

ykw fuck it we ball

[telestoapologist]

Shaxx or Saladin for Blorbo Bingo?

BLORBIS BONGO // ACCEPTING

u get... both of them!

✦ Shaxx

Most fandom takes are incorrect on Shaxx bc it's like. He fucked Mara (he did not!!! they are very good friends and he read to her and was probably hella good at it!!), he's either another dumb titan stereotype or "was Shakespeare in a past life" (which isn't meant to be harmful I'm sure, but still, I think characters (esp non-white ones!!) can be successful and good at a thing without having some famous dude in their lifeblood or w/e). Also I see way too much fan art of Shaxx being athletic/not hairy, white, or a tiger alien and it's like,, no this is a big sweet and very smart and beefy black bear of a man and not every great character is going to be all of that other stuff etc etc!!!

man. also when I mean "lost potential" and "writers dropped the ball on them" I don't mean in a terribly serious sense. I just like, it feels like we don't get enough of him as things currently are? like I feel like he could still be seen/heard here and there... maybe there's lore I'm missing though orz

ok lastly i'm biting my fist and acting abnormally because this man is so comforting and wonderful and i wish i knew him irl and live up to his expectations of me. my deep seated love for him comes from me wanting to know someone like him irl so, so, so badly and how people like that would be good for me for tons of reasons.

✦ Saladin

i used to hate this guy bc i thought he was a boring asshole but ykw. i have come around to him and i like him SO much even though sometimes i wanna punch him. my projected hate/love for him comes deeply from my daddy issues and that's as far as i'll speak on that!!! he's like a grizzled old depressed father-like guy to me though and i deeply care for him as a character now. it's so nice to see him have a purpose now on caiatl's war council.

he doesn't open up about it warmly or joyously, but like, you can TELL he's having a good time and putting his all into it. he smiles again, has more drive than before, hopefully he actually got the motivation to clean up his living quarters bc last i checked he was just. so fuckin down and neglectful of it that it was like a hoarder's space that was in desperate need of cleaning and organizing (that broke my heart so fucking bad bc i've been there before).

i get why a lot of people don't like him but i also feel like some of the hate for him is based in like, not knowing enough about him and just not caring about other people and the shit they go through lmao. that's not always the case but i've seen some people say certain things and it's like... it gives me the ick, even though he's fictional. like there's irl people who are like this too and it makes me wonder if they'd treat them the very same.

#blorbo bingo #lord snaxx #right in front of my saladin #kanawolf #answered #long post