#you are a homosexual

[puthyflapps]

A couple nights ago I rewatched She's The Man for the 1000th time and I was thinking about actually buying the movie so I don't have to keep pirating it but miss Apple wants $14.99 for that joint

👁👄👁 no ma'am

#they need to remake the movie and change the plot a little so viola and olivia end up together because the lgbt undertones of the movie are #too much for me like why is olivia talking about how she's attracted to sebastian™️ bc unlike all the other guys at school he looks fragile #and the way that she's attracted to sebastian™️ bc he's not like the other boys and he seems to understand the plight of women #baby you are gay!!! #you are a homosexual #and whoever was playing olivia seemed a little too attracted to amanda bynes dressed as a man #she's the man

[iamabylerstanbeforeiamaperson]

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#mike wheeler i know what you are #you are gay #look me in the eyes #you are a homosexual

[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling #and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky #which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s) #and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve #like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive #sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently #its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part #shut up riley #marvel #stucky

[octisticsopinions]

"If you're queer why don't you support the war (genocide) on Gaza? Palestine is homophobic!!!" I don't know, maybe because people shouldn't be murdered on mass for living in a homophobic country? Maybe because a government being homophobic doesn't justify ethnic cleansing? Maybe because queers in Palestine aren't going to feel "liberated" by the IDF murdering their children? Maybe because I'm not a fucking racist???

Be serious, there are so many homophobic countries. Would you condone murdering polish civilians for living in a homophobic country? Would you cheer at people in Florida having to carry their children in plastic bags? Would that be for the greater cause of queer liberation? Or is it only justified when it's brown people and Muslims?

How dare you expect queers to be "grateful" to the Israeli government for committing literal fucking genocide.

#queer #homophobia #homosexual #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtqia #save palestine #free palestine #palestine #gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #end genocide #feminist #israeli government shame on you #genocide #israel #israel is committing genocide #save gaza #gaza under siege #gaza strip #free gaza #gaza genocide #gazaunderattack #pinkwashing #queerphobia #performative activism #performative allyship #queers in palestine #love palestine #actually queer

[chase-md]

i wonder why

#maybe if you didn't stare into each other's eyes homosexually she would #house md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #greg house

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 notes #granted its not as flamboyantly homosexual as in canon #but hey #better than nothing #this is so much better #when you see the fandom #AND the ship

[anachronistic-falsehood]

#qsmp #liar liar #homosexual activity??? in MY tubbathon??? it’s more likely than you think

[wdthl-shipart]

That one scene in opla got me thinkin ab them. You know the one.

#‘​i can still take you’ #yah bud I’m sure you could #them making out would be less homosexual than that #mishanks #mihawk x shanks #dracule mihawk #red haired shanks #op mihawk #op shanks

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill. #I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months. #My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good. #CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10. #While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in- #-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all. #It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ. #Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do. #Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would. #My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends. #they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time. #But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together. #Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

[butchered-icarian]

"A phenomenon often seen. A sceptic adhering to a believer; that is as simple as the law of the complementary colours. What we lack attracts us. Nobody loves the light like the blind man."

- Victor Hugo.

#CANT YOU SEE I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM #GREEN/RED HOMOSEXUALITY ENJOYERS WE RISE #zolu #opla #one piece #by addtion: #victor hugo #croissant rambles

[allerod]

watching house while knowing the main actors' attitude re:hilson is so funny. hugh laurie's acting choices make sense, considering he was purposely playing it as a fucked up love story. but rsl?? rsl??? guy managed to play a perfect homosexual freak obessed with his boybestfriend, and he did it ACCIDENTALLY?!

#'why is everyone so obsessed with homosexuality' my buddy you PUT it there #house md

[petricorah]

i think korra would really like climbing [ids in alt]

#korra #korra fanart #legend of korra #korrasami #korrasami fanart #myart #i have so many sketches of korras back lmao #lok fanart #lok #i finally went climbing again today and came home and drew this #korra's too adventurous to be a gym rat but i think she'd get really into the competitions #i miss it so much and im happy to be doing it again. Even if i got so many flappers holding the pen stung akjshfsd #there's this art trend on insta where it's like “they say your art tells who you are inside” i feel like mine's just “gay gay homosexual ga

[self-aware-sawtrap]

Chainshipping may be the funniest concept of all time. Lawrence Gordon really got put in a saw trap for emotional infidelity, and then decided the only logical reaction to that situation would be to commit emotional infidelity in the saw trap.

#if self amputation doesn’t get you out of a bind you might as well try homosexuality #saw #chainshipping #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #saw 2004

[civetside]

hello guys it's me miss consistent art style!!! wrestling AU????? sorry i am smashing my 2 current interests together as ya do, gideons trying to be a cool pro wrestler and harrow is her manager

#tlt #griddlehark #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #camilla hect #ianthe tridentarius #idk im not tagging ALL of them you know the guys #i been watching a lotta wwe and wow lately good shit lemme tell you what #i need somebody to like wrestling like i do so i can yell at them about WOW like please that shit is CRAZY #anyways i have so many ideas for this AU you have no idea #i have plans for most characters okay it all fits perfectly just give me another 100 pages to tell you about it #i will be drawing more homosexual wrestling if you all are interested in seeing more #i love being cringe smiles real big

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Arthur keeping tabs on Merlin day 1 so they can “accidentally” run into each other at the market

#listen #tell me im wrong #you just KNOW arthur put leon in charge of training that day like #‘I’ve just taken on a crucial task of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE’ #and it’s just orchestrating a follow up meet cute with a farm twink #arthurs two friends full on followed him the whole day thinking #‘I can’t wait for him to teach this peasant a lesson’ #and then it immediately turned out the lesson was just Homosexuality 101 #the reason arthurs friends are never seen with him again is cause they were like #… #‘so what the fuck was that 👀’ #and arthur was like #‘I will NOT accept this judgement of my princely actions’ #while ye olde bedazzling a MERLIN STAN tunic #in a land of myth #and a time of gays #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc merlin

[powerbottomblake]

dungeon meshi is soooo fucking great especially when it hits its stride and all characters have come into play bc it's just like

laios: I want to eat all the fucking monsters i want the monsters carnally

marcille: EATING MOSNTERS???? UNHOLY. UNCOUTH. DISGUSTING. anyway here's all the dark magic and necromancy i've got on the backburner to bring back my dragon-digested gf and also i plan to find a way for everyone to live forever at the cost of my very soul if need be

kabru, normally, in a normal tone he's rehearsed 42000 times in front of a mirror: I'M NORMAL. I'M SOOOO FUCKING NORMAL. I'M THE MOST NORMAL GUY AROUND AND I'M NOT CONSTANTLY PLOTTING ASSASSINATIONS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

senshi: I have all this trauma abt being the sole survivor of the fantasy equivalent of the franklin expedition but that's not important what really matters here is eat yer goddamn veggies or so help me

and the best part is that none of them are straight

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #I guess?? for anime only watchers?? #I love kabru so much. ND masking at its finest #also there's such idk. casual queerness to the whole story that really makes it very dnd-esque #'but it isn't confirmed!' i need y'all to exorcise the part of your brains that needs a kiss for a storyline to be actually queer #this story slaps of casual queercoding AND textual homosexuality like. namari isn't getting hit on on the reg by the one twin textually for #y'all to act up #the way marcille's most significant relationship is farlyn and whaetever kabru and mithrun have going on #liberate yourself from the shackles of Canon Kiss and start approaching the text based on the storytelling of it i beg you