#you fools have to see it

[kingdomofsummer]

Happy #Pride f*gs

#me #happy pride 🌈 #pride #gay #I’m feeling myself #not a feeling I often get #but when I get it #you fools have to see it #you’re welcome #uwu #notice me senpai #looking at you Wooly

[secondbeatsongs]

well folks. I've done it

at long last, I have reached the end of the boops

#boop #boop-o-meter #boop o meter #tumblr #april fool's day #god. that was a lot of work #I'm here though. I did it #that's what I wanted #see you all later #also if my icon change doesn't make sense to you still #look in my #dreams #tag #you'll get there eventually #have a nice night y'all

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #dp x marvel #Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows #Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap #6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight: #I need you to know he is not a tank #He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god #and win #Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed #Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted #Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off #Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child #Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

HAPPY APRIL 1st, i wrote a fic about the suez canal fiasco bc it's still the funniest thing that's ever happened. synopsis is "grumpy gods from different mythologies argue over whose job it is to unstick the goddamn boat"

#you cannot. you cannot imagine. your imagination cannot ENCAPSULATE #the immense BREADTH of my disappointment when the Ever Given got unstuck on March 29th #just DAYS SHORT OF APRIL FOOL'S DAY #can you imagine. can you flipping. ENVISION. what that human experience would have been like? #to wake up April 1st and see the entire news cycle saying the boat has been unstuck and having to fact check the hell out of it??? #and spending ALL DAY WONDERING????? #because you THINK you know. you're almost CERTAIN you know......but WHAT IF????????? #that's the timeline i belonged in i was ROBBED

[hydrachea]

#sometimes i see a post on my dash and have to drop everything and slap a character on it because the post belongs to them now #honkai star rail #hsr #sampo koski #hsr sampo #shoutout to every single character story sampo has being about him crossdressing very convincingly to scam people #must be a masked fool thing now that we've seen sparkle doing sparkle things #there you go rinn #ray's records

[gncrezan]

@infamous-if august pierce you have bewitched me mind body and soul.......

#and i love. i love. I LOVE YOU!!!!!! #do not be fooled by my indecision with aki's route. i personally am in love with them #infamous if #august pierce #my art #finishing this up i have had the line and been trying to color this for like a month straight omg. finally throwing it up #and i am so so sick over august getting their nails done in the theme of the band. ITS SO CUTE #also drawing this made me sick over aki again so if u see me start thinking about another RO dont worry about it

[steddieonbigboy]

Steve can talk about how hot Eddie is all day but all Robin can think when she looks at him is hmm wet rat.

Steve's like no look at him and Robin's like yeah yeah I see the rat man. the feral racoon person.

Steve's like no for real he's so beautiful and Robin's like are we looking at the same thing? that is a wet rat in the shape of a man.

#Steve sees him drenched from the rain and is like okay Robin may have a point but that is MY wet rat of a man #Robin gives Eddie some peanuts as a snack and he holds them with both hands and nibbles them #and she's just like I see you rat man you can't fool me #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #steddie #stranger things #mine

[aq2003]

like the important thing you must keep in mind about ten when you see him do literally anything is that he's soooooooooo so so so bad at actually isolating himself from other people. so TERMINALLY bad at it. he thinks to himself "i don't need human connection because everything i do causes pain and destruction to those around me :(" but then he experiences a crumb of human connection and his heart starts to spill out of his chest

#tenth doctor #dr who #doctor who #yeah i say heart singular cuz he said 'i suppose they break my heart' in the next doctor and i have perma brain damage over it #btw. this is why him and martha in the first half of series 3 are Like That. he trusts her deeply but he also doesn't want to form #another deep emotional connection bc look what happened with rose! right! i think partially the reason why he #has his moments of opening up about his past is because he thinks 'well she isn't going to see me again after this' #'i might as well tell her if she asks. it may even scare her off'. this is INSANE. he is INSANE. and he is so fucking STUPID #fool! you are developing a connection with someone!!!!!!! not pushing them away!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #look at what you are doing to martha's self esteem bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #10 era

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

it's polite to maintain eye contact!!!!

#this thought occurred to me and now i Cant Stop Thinking About It #wally Would get fooled by eyespots. he would. #picturing him seeing the back of howdy's wings and thinking that theres a new neighbor #he keeps trying to have a Conversation with them while howdy is just trying to do his job #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #fuck it im making a butterfly howdy tag #yassified howdy <3 #ah fuck now im thinking about barnaby trying to explain to wally that the eyespots arent real #barnaby: its like paint but on his wings! #wally: *visibly disappointed* oh #barnaby: .... #barnaby: that was a joke! of course theyre real #wally: oh! funny! ha ha! #howdy: you motherfucker-

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

soukoku's brand of trust where it's so not obvious yet painfully clear to everyone at the same time.

like at first everyone in the cast might see them and actually buy how much they hate each other but one mission later they're convinced skk can read each other's minds and are so intuned with one another they can find each other deaf, dumb and blind.

chuuya will let himself be swept up in a flood and be played at the side of a madman, knowing dazai has a plan, that he'll make sure they both oull through. dazai will sit and keep an unwavering stare down the barrel of a gun and let his partner fire it into his skull, with all the confidence that chuuya will not let him die.

and everyone thinks there's no blind faith because there's only deeply familiar trust; they know every part of each other, they understand each other, they can pinpoint the ins and outs of their partner's thoughts and feelings, they know how to read each other, know what makes them tick. and so everyone else in their lives thinks their trust is the trust between two halves of a single soul that is familiar with the other enough to place their lives in a rival's hands.

what they don't see is what goes even further, where they wordlessly bare to each other the parts that aren't known. chuuya will surrender his soul to unleash a being of calamity with only the belief that dazai will bring him back, save his life, stop him from razing the world to the ground.

dazai will reach out his hand to a boy he barely knows with solid faith that they will beat this enemy together, he will openly laugh until he's teary-eyed, express his worries, and his blatant shock, share his musings out loud without a facade of an all-knowing genius who doesn't struggle to understand his foes.

i don't even know where i was going with this but they make me INSANE

#ughhh dazai having real emotions under a layer of fake emotions under a layer of semi-real emotions under another layer of fake emotions #and no one else can see it but chuuya #not even bones studios #who also cannot seem to comprehend the idea of dazai having emotions #and actually buy into skk's hating each other bullshit #and so they cannot imagine them having an inside joke that can make dazai laugh to the point of tears #or you know #“that's what makes me love you” #dazai is actually feral in chuuya's presence but bones has been fooled into thinking he is functional at all #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd #the sigma show #my post

[catocappuccino]

He got a sweater WITH A DOG ON IT?! So happy and joyous

#just to inform you... I can draw N unless I can't. The way I do changes nearly all the time I need to make a design sheet for him or smth 😭 #this is a doodle from 2 days ago didn't want to post it at first but honestly he is so cute looking here I need to share him with the world #don't be fooled by his sweet looks tho he will frikken murder you if he wants to. just you wait. #murder drones got me out of an artblock but did something to my artstyle too like what happened (what only drawing robots for 2 months #gay does to an artist) (NAH BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY FIRST MD FANART it'll be funny) (it was of Uzi [ofc] and I got her design wrong on so #many levels remember to use more references than one render from the wiki kids) #okay time for the actual tags now #serial designation n #n murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones #my art #have a nice 24 hours and ONLY 24 hours. The rest of your hours shall be filled with misery and pain. /(serial designation) J

[itswhatyougive]

I saw some people be like "gweeehhhhhhh Steddie shippers built that whole ship in their minds, it's fanon only, they had no chemistry in the show, they barely had any connection at all "

And it's actually really funny, because I humor them and think, "hmm, was it all in my mind all along?" and rewatch S4.

Then I feel soooooo validated upon rewatching. It actually gets even better and more obvious every time I see it.

#it makes me want to laugh and point at them #like #it's REALLY obvious #i'm convinced it's just willful ignorance on the part of the people who don't see it #because they don't like steve and/or eddie #they pretend they don't see it because they don't want to #and for those who didn't see it right away from the sus filming and acting choices #i can deliver an analysis on the actions of both steve and eddie that make no logical sense if there wasn't something going on between them #CHALLENGE ME YOU FOOLS I DARE YOU #i'll also say that it's perfectly fine to ship characters that didn't have any screen time or chemistry in canon #BUT STEDDIE HAD BOTH #die mad #in my incorrigible era #steddie analysis #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie nation #steddie fandom

[adrielrook]

An outstanding five cipher kite from the Acrobat got the survivors a win against the new hunter Fool’s Gold!!! (It’s been a month already but bear with me) Norton managed to catch him in the end and I guess it’s only fair for him to get chaired this time, I mean he really bullied the poor hunter :(

#fanart #identity v #idv #mike morton #idv acrobat #norton campbell #idv prospector #idv fool's gold #fool’s gold #tonton #mikenort #nortmike #i know this isn’t a pretty friendly scenario but let me tag my ship shhhh #idv fanart #identity v art #you don’t have to see this specific drawing as a ship thing tho it’s up to interpretation #digital art

[uncanny-tranny]

Passing as a trans man is a nuanced and complex topic, but one thing I have been noticing as somebody who is a cis-passing (white) trans man is the way I'm treated when there is conflict.

I've noticed that in conflict, people are almost meek around me, willing for me to try working with them up until a woman is involved. When a woman (or, really, anybody who the other party assumes is one) is part of the conflict, they direct all their anger and rage to them. It's fucking insane the way a woman is treated when there is conflict, even if it isn't her fucking fault. These people are fundamental cowards for seeing my manhood as the only reason they can't be openly hostile to me, but it reveals a lot about how a misogynist thinks on an almost primal level.

I'm watching the women and people around me I care about being torn apart by people, and that's unacceptable. I can't sit around to watch it, and I don't want to do that. I need other people to perhaps read this and remember to not stand by if there is something that you can tangibly do to help, even if it's to lend a listening ear or let the person vent.

#feminism #misogyny #misogyny tw #before writing this i was worried about my blood pressure because i'm fucking angry #i hate the way cowards will look at me and see a man and be scared of me until they see a woman they feel strong enough to abuse #and i have faced my own experiences with misogyny and abuse now that i have transitioned and am recognized as male... #...like i had NEVER been catcalled until i medically transitioned. and now that i'm much more male i have been catcalled MULTIPLE times... #...which is why this topic is nuanced and complex and i hate this idea that we can bulldoze it down flat to 'make it make sense' #i want to always believe in people but i'm not a fool. i am not willing to stand around and just pretend like this shit doesn't happen #i WATCH this shit happen. i WITNESS it and HEAR it and i try to find some way to help the woman and/or person in question #and i know there's this aspect of white privilege in this where my white manhood is seen as a lesser threat #i can absolutely imaging a Black or otherwise MoC trans person not being given this level of grace from the get-go #i'm angry right now and i hope that my words are making sense. i want to address as much as possible but i'm sure you understand

[creekfiend]

snaek

#snake #this was a BIIIIG SNAEK #Glimmer foind it and yelled and yelled until i came to see what it was #she didnt get close to it tho so im proud of her lol #anyway it slithered off after this so i did not have to try and pick it up and relocate it myself #so all is well #it was soooo mad when it thought i was gonna pick it up it was like #smacking the leaves with its tail like a. rattlesnake. buddy you cannot fool me #i know. what a rattle snake looks like.