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rozecrest · 2 years
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hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
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Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..
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inktho · 3 months
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If Flertom had long hair as a child…
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istayawakereading · 4 days
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Going from this (smug as can be)
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to this (utter defeat)
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is the universe giving Brennan the biggest vibe check ever
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marisatomay · 2 years
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the problem with green screens is that they don’t provide enough enrichment in the actor enclosure
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ikiprian · 1 month
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Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!
They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.
The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!
The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.
The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.
Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!
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becauseplot · 9 months
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qPhilza perching on people because bird
qFit: Mans is built like a brick shithouse—he can totally balance Phil’s additional weight. The first attempt is a bit shaky, sure, but nowadays Phil swoops down or hops up onto Fit’s shoulder and all Fit really has to do is jut out his elbow to give his friend a little more space for his talons to work with. Bam, he’s perched. Works out about 9.9 times out of 10, though Phil delights in trying to catch him off guard.
qEtoiles: He doesn’t have Fit’s bulk on his side, so he’s not as sturdy, but he is strong. The landing is usually a little rough since Etoiles has to work a bit harder to counterbalance the additional weight, but he always finds that center of gravity in no time flat. Phil usually perches with one talon on each of Etoiles’ shoulders since he’s not as w i d e, just so Phil can have a little extra grip. At some point, Etoiles tries fighting a mob while Phil is perched on him, and that goes exactly as well as you would expect.
qForever: Honestly, with all of the hard labor Forever does for his big builds, Phil was expecting him to do better, but the first (several) attempts end up with Forever stumbling over and knocking Phil off of him from his wild arm-pinwheeling. They eventually figure out it’s more doable if Forever himself has something to lean on (a wall, a chair, the butt of his pickaxe) and Phil puts one talon evenly spaced on each shoulder. Phil learns some new swears in Portuguese in the process.
qMissa: Flattened. Full-on face in the floor, mouth full of grass, wind knocked out of his lungs at Mach 5 the first time Phil tries. Phil apologizes profusely, but Missa—once he can breathe again—just rolls over onto his back and asks Phil if they can give it another try. It takes a long, LONG time, but they figure out that if Phil plants his talons on Missa’s shoulder pads and leans forward while Missa leans back, they have a small little window of time where they achieve balance. The best part? Phil gets a perfect view of Missa’s goofy little grin every single time.
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astearisms · 8 months
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may you find peace 🌾
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theloveinc · 14 days
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“dance or get back together with mom” challenge with divorced!dad!Bakugo and he’s flinging your child’s phone across the room
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lakefama · 4 months
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she flies onto my phone whenever i’m paying more attention to it than to her
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mysteriesmuse · 5 months
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imagining that Katsuki would get SUPER annoyed at having an upstairs neighbor, but for some reason he grows kind of fond of all your little noises. And he’s interacted with you a few times in you little apartment complex and he just things you’re sooo soft and pretty. 😍
like normally dancing would annoy him, but not when it’s your fuzzy sock clad feet padding softly against the ceiling in those patterns he’s sure has to be those little across-the-floor dance footprints for a waltz or something. At least he’s pretty certain judging by the way to make it from kitchen to front door over and over again.
Who would normally be super crazy annoyed if someone knocked things over at the butt crack of dawn. Even tho he’s already up at that hour anyway, but I digress. It’s fascinating how his shoulders viably haunch up when something clatters up on your floor just for them to fall back down when he hears your muffled shout of “sorry! it’s all good” from the spot on the ceiling he’s staring at. Who just downright hates being stuck in the elevator with people who talk, but when you crack a silly joke about one of the other residents or the weather or something to break the ice? The tension just melts away in that elevator. And Katsuki will choke back a snicker and cough into his fist. His stoic face returning to stare at the closing elevator doors before chancing another reputation altering conversation or expression to cross his face based on your account.
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I get a notif every once in a while and its goofy look at thisss
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THIS IS SO FUNNY… shocked to be a notification
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nightgoodomens · 7 months
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I love how David Tennant went from “They have developed something of a codependent relationship” to “Tell me I’m pretty”
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kelpermoosee · 1 month
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“Summers flew on the wings of fall
Simple life and world so small
(Say I haven’t lost it all)” -🎶
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bakudekublogblog · 18 days
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kacchan you are the last person on earth who should be calling him out for remembering things and being sentimental mr “I will always regret not taking your hand when I was four” and “I’ve carried around this all might card I got with izuku around for over a decade”
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icaruspendragon · 4 months
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my husband and i started dating almost six years ago and our anniversary is coming up so i was looking through texts from when we first started seeing each other and jfk i'm just now realizing he was flirting with me and i simply did not realize that’s what was happening.
he'd say something like "aren’t you just the sweetest thing" and i'd respond with some shit like "that's nice of you to say. i have a deeply ingrained borderline pathological need to be liked and also to make other people happy so it's good to know i'm succeeding in that."
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