Regulus and Harry first meet
Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…
Harry: you’re short
Regulus: no you’re short
Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short
Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be
Harry: so you chose to be short
Regulus: I’m fucking your dad
Harry: I don’t know what that means
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YOUR DAD
JUSTIFICATION:
"he is depressed, he is homophobic, he listens to Lana del Rey" - Anonymous
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pov: you asked the most serious question
your dad honest reaction:
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i just love the idea of reader being the wife of someone who has a mistress, but her revenge on her spouse? she proceeds to sleep with her in-laws.
no like just imagine how insanely funny it'd be and heartbreaking for the spouse
"you wanna know what I did when i found out you have a mistress?! I SLEPT WITH YOUR FATHER. not only that, heavens no! i also slept with your mother. and to add on to that, I SLEPT WITH YOUR SIBLINGS!"
just.. just imagine.
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BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1
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