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thefreakishmuffin · 7 months

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What your favorite Kuroshitsuji character says about you (Part 2)

Only doing two characters here because it came out longer than I anticipated, but for good reason, I think.

Elizabeth: This depends on what version of her is your favorite. If your favorite version of her is the one from the first two seasons of the anime, chances are you grew up on Sailor Moon, Disney movies, and possibly Hello Kitty. You are hyper, love cute things, and have a massive plushie collection. If your favorite version of her is the one from the manga and Book of Atlantic going forward, then everything you read is still true for you, with the added bit that you are selfless and make it a point to look out for others around you. Efforts that, unfortunately, don't get acknowledged.

Undertaker: This also depends on what version of him is your favorite, and there is a lot to go over because I have known a number of Undertaker fans and fangirls over the years. If your favorite version of him is from the first two seasons of the anime, you are a quirky and eccentric individual who is always down for a good laugh. You have a somewhat dark and twisted sense of humor, and while disturbing to others, this sense of humor helps you find like-minded, equally twisted weirdos who love you for who you are. And you may have had a goth phase, or still are goth, and we love to see it (heyo, same). If your favorite version of him is from the manga and Book of Atlantic going forward, then you not only have a dark and twisted sense of humor, but it has likely landed you in trouble on more than one occasion. People either find you a riot to be around or the most disturbing person they've ever met. And... Let's be real here... As soon as you saw this man lift up his silver hair and show off his smooth skin and green, reaper eyes to the world, you instantly fell in love. This is what you were going to live for from here on out. You either used to or still do, dream of the Undertaker coming to you in the dead of night and whisking you away, with the two of you to never be seen again. And again, you either were or are, goth.

Probably a part 3 coming.

#kuroshitpost #kuroshitsuji #black butler #elizabeth midford #kuroshitsuji elizabeth #kuroshitsuji undertaker #undertaker

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thefreakishmuffin · 7 months

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What your favorite Kuroshitsuji character says about you (Part 1)

I put way too much thought into this. I haven't seen the show or read the manga in years, but since another season is coming out next year, why not?

Ciel: You had a seriously angsty edge lord phase growing up. If someone were to meet the middle school version of you and tap you on the nose, they'd cut their finger on all that edge. You were low-key paranoid about everyone and thought everyone was out to get you. You had, or perhaps even still have, a list of people who have wronged you and desire to take your revenge on.

Sebastian: You have projected so many of your own romantic fantasies onto this one character, that real men have been completely ruined for you. For you, Sebastian Michaelis set the bar of everything you desire in a man, and chances are you are not gonna fight it.

Bardroy: This is somewhat the same as Sebastian, except for the fact that a man like Bardroy will be a bit easier to find in the real world, given that he actually has flaws and shortcomings. You are rough around the edges but have a good heart. Also, you are either a master chef or are completely banned from the kitchen. There is no in-between.

Finny: You are someone who, despite being beaten down by the world around you, has allowed yourself to become a sweet, kind, and optimistic person, and I love you for it. You don't get angry very easily, but you can get kind of scary and unhinged when you've had enough of someone's BS.

Meyrin: You probably have social anxiety, but are lowkey a badass. In your head, at least. You're sweet, and your friends love to be around you. However, when confronted with your crush, you dissolve into a puddle of goo, leaving your friends to scoop you up and take you back home and find a way to revive you. Only for this situation to happen again later.

Grell: Not only are you likely a part of the LGBTQ+ community, but you also go to Hot Topic at least once a week. You also have a borderline unhealthy obsession with horror, especially slasher films, and develop highly concerning crushes on villains. And I'm not positive on this, but I'm willing to bet you either are or were, a theatre kid.

Part 2 is here.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #bardroy #mey rin #elizabeth midford #finny #kuroshituji finny #kuroshitpost #grell sutcliff #i have so much more to say for more characters

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thefreakishmuffin · 8 months

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What your favorite Cursed Princess Club character says about you (Part 3)

The link to part 1 is here.

(Note: some of these might seem just a little bit mean, so please understand that this is mostly meant for comedic purposes).

Blaine: You are the brunt-out, golden, gifted child in your family. You were set up on a pedestal so high that the very thought of falling off sends you into an emotional and mental tailspin. So much so that you have resorted to bottling up all of your emotions and are now a chronic people-pleaser. You strive for perfection, even at the cost of your own morals.

Lance: Either you yourself are a himbo, or you want a himbo in your life or as a boyfriend. Your favorite characters are often the goofy ones who are oblivious to most things going on around them. You are also a morosexual, meaning that you are attracted to morons and morons specifically. If someone says something stupid, you swoon.

Frederick: Oh boy, there's a lot to unpack here. You were likely bullied in school, you were overshadowed by your older siblings and their accomplishments, you were probably put down and/or neglected by at least one of your parents, and you hardly had any friends growing up. Because of this, you used books and media as escapism. But please understand there are friends to be made out there, you just haven't met them yet. So don't give up.

Laverne: You are perfect. 'Nuff said.

#cpc #cursed princess club #cpc blaine #cursed princess club blaine #cpc lance #cursed princess club lance #cpc frederick #cursed princess club frederick #cpc laverne #cursed princess club lavern #cpc meme #cpc shitposting

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thefreakishmuffin · 8 months

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What your favorite Cursed Princess Club character says about you (Part 2)

The link to part 1 is here.

(Note: some of these might seem a little bit mean. Please know that these are mainly for comedic purposes).

Prez: You are the mom friend in your friend group. You are the most responsible and mature of them all, and there's a good chance this stems from being one of, if not the, oldest child in your family. You were set up as an example and likely had a lot of pressure put on you from a young age. Despite this, you are always ready and willing to look out for others and pick them up when they fall down. But is anyone picking you up? Don't be afraid to ask for help, hun.

Monika: You suffer from some form of social anxiety, but you are a total sweetheart. You are also one of those really eclectic people who love to collect anything and everything, regardless if you have a use for it or not. Plushies? Collectibles? Sticker books? All of which and more can be found scattered about your bedroom.

Nell: You are either goth, punk, emo, scene or perhaps even a combination of two or more of these. You've always had an appreciation for what others see as dark and strange, but this has never bothered you. It can sometimes be difficult for you to make friends, but you at least have one, really amazing friend you know you can count on (or maybe they're your significant other). Also, I'm almost positive you had a creepypasta phase at some point.

Jolie: You are most likely a cottagecore lesbian. You spit in the face of the stereotype that all lesbians should be sporty or masculine. You have also experienced great hardship in your life, but you've managed to find the good in those experiences, as well as constantly striving to find the good in other people. And you're probably one of those people who have their entire wedding planned out on Pinterest.

Syrah: You are a style queen and a makeup goddess. If people need fashion advice, you are the first person they go to, as well as advice for love and dating. You are a natural flirt with everyone, but whether or not these people actually fall in love with you is a 50/50 shot. You also have a penchant for lying to others if it will help land a date with them. You're a bit of a bisexual disaster, but your loyalty shines through.

The link to Part 3 is here.

#cpc #cursed princess club #cpc shitposting #cpc shitpost #cpc prez #cpc monika #cpc nell #cpc jolie #cpc syrah #cursed princess club prez #cursed princess club monika #cursed princess club nell #cursed princess club jolie #cursed princess club syrah

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thefreakishmuffin · 8 months

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What your favorite Cursed Princess Club character says about you (Part 1)

(Note: some of these might seem just a little bit mean, so please understand that this is mostly meant for comedic purposes).

Gwen: You are a sweet, wonderful, precious little soul who loves and cares about everyone, and you probably also have a bit of a cottagecore vibe to you. Not to mention you have a love of baking/baked goods. However, you are consistently doubting your self-worth, but please take comfort in knowing you are worth everything.

Maria: You are such a hopeless romantic you probably have flowers shooting out of your ass. You grew up deeply invested in fairytales and Disney movies to the point that you believe how love works in those stories is how love works in the real world. So tell me, how has that been going for you? (Either this, or you used to have her same idealistic mindset until reality smacked you upside the head).

Lorena: You are the definition of a girlboss, and take pride in knowing the raw strength and power that comes from being both strong and confident as well as girly and feminine. You are always ready and willing to try new things and are always open to making new friends. Also, there's a chance that you might be LGBTQ+.

Jamie: You have a massive sweet tooth that cannot be satisfied. You are such an intense sugar addict that the last time the doctor drew your blood, it was 50% sugar. It's kind of a wonder your still alive. But besides your love of sweets, you are the friend who is willing to go above and beyond for those you love, even to the point of embarrassing yourself.

The link to part 2 is here.

#cpc #cursed princess club #cpc gwen #cpc maria #cpc lorena #cpc jamie #cursed princess club gwen #cursed princess club maria #cursed princess club lorena #cursed princess club jamie #cpc meme #cpc shitpost

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thefreakishmuffin · 8 months

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Wow it's been a while hello everyone I have returned from the depths of Hell

#i am back #how long will i be back #who can say #been a while

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thefreakishmuffin · 1 year

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When you finally figure out that you are arospec, but then a few months later you start to realize that you may be somewhere on the asexual spectrum as well...

#aro #aromantic #ace #asexual #arospec #aspec #questioning aspec #questioning #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtqia #I believed I was bisexual for the longest time but dang I don't even know anymore...

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thefreakishmuffin · 1 year

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On a scale of 1-10 how alive is the Hetalia fandom these days? I'm tryna see something...

#hetalia #aph #hetalia axis powers #hetalia world series #hws #hetalia the beautiful world #hetalia the world twinkle #i used to be a REALLY hardcore Hetalian in middle school and im curious to see if yall are still alive and kicking

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thefreakishmuffin · 1 year

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I HAVE RECOVERED THE EMAIL AND DESTROYED THE FANFICS AND I NOW FEEL LIFE RETURNING TO MY BODY

Okay, I need help...

So here’s the deal.

When I was in middle school I wrote a whole selection of super cringey self-insert fanfiction on Wattpad using an email account that I made for that specific reason, because I didn’t want to use my regular email. How bad is it? This fanfiction so cringey I can feel my insides withering away and my soul leaving my body every time I think about it.

What’s worse is that middle school me decided to use my real name on the account, meaning that if someone looked me up on the site they can find it. And I have since forgotten the password to not only my old Wattpad account, but to the email itself. I never even attached a phone number to it either, so I can’t recover it that way.

I have tried literally every single little thing I can think of to recover this account, but I can’t get any further than the ‘We can’t verify this account is yours’ message. Keep in mind I’ve been doing this for a few years now.

Any advice??? Please??? No seriously I’m begging you guys here!!!!

#fanfiction #bad fanfiction #fanfic #cringe #NO SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LIBERATING THIS FEELS #or maybe you do

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thefreakishmuffin · 2 years

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Shout out to that one time in church a guy got up to the pulpit during sacrament meeting and said, “Gay. Lesbian. Transgender. Bisexual. We need to get used to these terms and not be uncomfortable with them.” I just about got up from my seat and screamed “AMEN!!!”

#church #the church of jesus christ of latter day saints #lds #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+#lgbtqia #gay #lesbian #transgender #bisexual #this man saw homophobia and went NOT TODAY SIR!!!!#queerstake #queer lds

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thefreakishmuffin · 2 years

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And the fear has been confirmed...